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Frozen 2, equally annoying in every language. [ laughter ] there were plenty of controversial moments. I think trump gained another 15 of the vote after those acceptance speeches last night. Bottom line, dont expect to see the joker doing a got milk commercial anytime soon. [ laughter ] the big winner last night was parasite. The movie won four oscars, including best picture. Parasite, if you havent seen it you should. Its very good. Is a south korean film that tells the story of a family who cons their way into a house they have no business living in and things go very wrong from there. The american version of it is called the trumps. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] its also known as parasite. As well as tanning with just a bucket. Bong joon ho won best screenplay and best director. Its the first time a nonenglish language film won best picture. And the first time a guy named bong won anything other than a hackie sack contest. [ laughter ] this guy, he was the highlight of the night. He used a translator for most of his remarks, but he also made the most of the english he does know backstage. It was the same process making this film where weve had these amazing results. It still feels very surreal. I feel like something will hit me and i will wake up from this dream. Its really [ bleep ] crazy. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy to put it succinctly, yes. Anyway, move over large glass contraption on seth rogens nightstand. Hollywood has a new favorite bong. [ laughter ] the show last night was the lowestrated oscars ever by a lot. They had a parasite and no host, which makes no sense. But while the ratings were down here in the united states, this is a show thats seen all over the globe. And many of the 225 countries that air the oscars sent correspondents. This is red carpet coverage from sweden. And keep an eye on who shows up at the end of this clip. [ speaking Foreign Language ]. Hello, salma. How are you doing . [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. Look at that. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i dont know whats more embarrassing. What was more embarrassing, the swedish guy mistaking Penelope Cruz for salma hayek or al pacino mistaking guillermo for a real reporter on the red carpet . [ laughter ] did you have fun guillermo . Guillermo a lot of fun. Jimmy you had a lot of big stars. Well show you that in a moment. All the big stars are part of this. Attorney general william barr has confirmed that the Justice Department is conduct a review of whatever nonsense Rudy Giuliani dug up or digs up on the bidens in ukraine. And that brings up an interesting question, which is how many times can we impeach the same president . Maybe it will be four. I dont know. But trump is shaking his tiny fists at his enemies. Hes acting to punish those who testified against him. Over the weekend he fired gordon sondland, the ambassador to the eu, and he also removed Lieutenant Colonel Alexander Vindman from the National Security council. He had him escorted from the building where he worked. I guess Susan Collins was right. He definitely learned his lesson after the trial. But both men who were fired testified under subpoena, which means trump is now firing people for obeying the law. Lieutenant vindman is a highly decorated officer. Hes the recipient of the purple heart. And the president weighed in on him on twitter. He wrote, fake news cnn and msdnc keep talking about Lieutenant Colonel vindman as though i should think only how wonderful he was. Actually, i dont know him, never spoke to him or met him. I dont believe. But he was very insubordinate. Reported contents of my perfect calls incorrectly and was given a horrendous report by his superior, the man he reported to, who publicly stated that vindman had problems with judgment, adhering to the chain of command and leaking information. In other words, out. Hes firing the people who testified against him. And no one seems to well, i guess some people have a problem with it. But not enough people. One trump adviser said the president is flushing out the pipes. Which is also what he calls ordering a black coffee and a filetofish. [ laughter ] not only did he fire one vindman, he also fired vindmans twin brother, who didnt he didnt even testify. I guess trump told his staff get rid of anyone that looks like that guy. [ laughter ] and trump is now also targeting nancy pelosi for tearing up his state of the union speech. Well, i thought it was a terrible thing when she ripped up the speech. First of all, its an official document. Youre not allowed. Its illegal what she did. She broke the law. [ laughter ] jimmy well, lock her up, right . Isnt that how we do it . And you think all that is bad. Wait until you see the budget trump unveiled today. This budget makes major cuts to medicare, medicaid, social security, food stamps, environmental protection, and Childrens Health insurance. And it would cut funding for the center for disease control, the cdc, which seems like a great idea with the coronavirus brewing. This is definitely the time to make cuts to the cdc. But be not concerned because today trump announced that he has a handle on the coronavirus too. Now, the virus that were talking about having to do you know, a lot of people think that goes away in april with the heat, as the heat comes in. Typically that will go away in april. Again, as i mentioned, by april or during the month of april the heat generally speaking kills this kind of virus. So that will be a good thing. But were in great shape in our country. Jimmy yes, yes. Dont worry. Global warming is here to stop the coronavirus. [ laughter ] its not the heat. Its the stupidity really. In other reality show news, tonight on abc we were treated to a new episode of the bachelor. Were down to the final four. Kelsey, hannah ann, madison, and amy klobuchar, i think. But i picked hannah ann to hannah ann, madison, and kelly as the final three. Kelly got the boot tonight. This was also maybe the most dramatic episode yet for the word like. By our count there were 229 likes on tonights show. Which is like ridiculous. Especially when you line them up. This is just a fraction of the likening storm bachelor viewers were forced to endure. Such a dream to be here. I think like when youve only gotten like five minutes with him for the past like forever. Like. Like. Like. Like like like like. Like, like, like, like. Like. Like. Like. Like. I feel like i just like like, like, like, like, like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like, like, like. Like, like, like, like, like. Like, like, like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like, like, like. Like like like. Like like. Like like like like. Like like like. Like. Like like like. Like like like. Like like like. Like like like. Literally. Like like. I like cannot even. Like im so happy. Jimmy right. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] this truly is the golden age of television. Without the word like that show would be 12 minutes long. So next week its on to the hometown visits. And i dont know about you but im excited. I love the its always fun to see where someone who thinks its a good idea to find a husband on tv grew up. [ laughter ] weve got a terrific show for you tonight. Harrison ford is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] wiz khalifa brought a lot of friends but before we get to them, oscars happened last night. All the stars were aligned on the red carpet. And once again who was there to realign them . Guillei,ts n our amigo it te tonaos hi, how are you . Hi, guillermo. Guillermo how are you doing . Im good. How are you . Guillermo you look thank you. Guillermo are you happy for white people this year . Happy for white people . Guillermo yeah. Theyre all nominated. It seems like this is the year. [ laughter ] its their year every year. Right . Guillermo most of the time. Yeah, most of the time. Guillermo is hitler cool . No. Guillermo no . Hes an absolute psycho. Guillermo hi, al pacino. Good to see you. Guillermo how are you . Very well. Guillermo are you afraid of al pacino . Im terrified of him. Is he here . Guillermo whos more cute, baby yoda or me . Baby yoda. Guillermo you know meryl streep, right . I do. Guillermo shes not nominated this year. Im sorry to hear that. She should be nominated for walking down the street. Guillermo i saw it too. So i made her a card and i wanyt yeah, thats sweet. I think this is really going to make her feel better. Guillermo sign over here so she can feel better. Thats lovely. Guillermo anything youd like to say to meryl streep . Yes. Youre a loser this year but youre going to get em next time. Thank you so much. I love meryl streep and i think shes always a winner. So thats why im not going to sign this [ bleep ] card. Guillermo oh, okay. What are you doing tonight . Are you presenting . Im presenting. Im so nervous and excited. Guillermo i have a joke for you. Okay. Guillermo here. Why didnt the star of joker take a limo . Because he preferred joaquin. Thats great. Why are the little women so little . Guillermo why . Because they wear spanx. What do you get when you take one pope and add another pope . Guillermo what do you get . Two popes. Guillermo i didnt see that movie parasite because i have a motherinlaw. Whats this . Guillermo can you translate . Oh. So sad. You want me to say it right now . Guillermo yeah, read it. 1917 is not just a movie. Its also the number of times i had to pee during the irishman. Then you hold like that and then you release. Guillermo how are you . Im okay. How are you doing . Guillermo are we getting back together or what . Did we break up . Guillermo yeah, we did. I didnt know that. Guillermo yeah. I have a joke for you. Okay . Look. Read it. Should i try this . Guillermo yeah. Try it. Hes a clever fellow. Guillermo try it. Ill try it. Ill try to it tonight. Guillermo ill read it. What does brad pitt sweat from . His pit. Im so funny. Guillermo Robert Robert de niro right here robert the irishman doesnt want to talk to the mexican. Hi. How are you . You look beautiful. Thank you. What are you doing here . Guillermo im interviewing you. You want to go banana tonight . What are you going to do . Guillermo here. Lets go banana tonight. Real quick. How many other lips have touched this . Guillermo youre the first one. I promise. Youre a liar. Guillermo i swear. Whats inside . I guess well figure it out. Guillermo tequila. Its smooth. Guillermo yeah. Oh, my god. Is that tequila in that banana . Yeah. Im doing it. Guillermo i always keep tequila in my banana. How many people put their mouths on this . Guillermo no one. So far nobody. Youre going to be the first one. [ laughter ] would you like a drink out of my banana . No. That sounds foul. Guillermo no . No. Guillermo hold on. Im getting a phone call. I think its for you. In this tequila. Hello. What . I cant hear you. Guillermo like that. Amazing. Did you make this . Guillermo yeah. Its mexican technology. [ laughter ] wow. Thats very good. Oh i cannot drink right now. Guillermo no . No. Ive got to work, man. Guillermo okay. What about regular one . Youre my kind of girl. Charlize, how are you . Wheres my shot . Guillermo in the banana. Oh, my god. Guillermo tequilas calling you. Oh, my god. Are you kidding me . How many of these do you have . Let me pat you down. Okay. That was good. Im so glad i met you tonight. Guillermo one more joke. This is irish. What did the irishman say to the mexican . Lets get drunk. I like you, man. What are you doing after the show . I wont be with you. Guillermo all right. But ill give you a kiss. Guillermo thank you. I just got to first base with harvey keitel. Thats it from the red carpet. Everybody loves drinking from my banana. Thank you very much. See you next year. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats how we gave everyone in hollywood the flu. We have a good show tonight. We have music from wiz khalifa, ty dolla sign, lil yachty, science Bob Pflugfelder is here, and well be right back with Harrison Ford. [ cheers and applause ] dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live brought to you by the all new volkswagen atlas cross sport. Im going to get back. People ask me what sort of person should become a celebrity accountant. And, i tell them, nobody. Nobody should. Theres nothing wrong with liking privacy, but i just dont think you need a separate private plane. But i, but i want it you cant claim that as a dependent because its inanimate thats what the pay me for. Not enough, though. Not nearly enough. Hey, buddy. Whats the damage . 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Science Bob Pflugfelder is here. And who knows what hes got up his lab coat sleeve tonight. Look at that. All right. He is going to Mushroom Cloud this stuff tonight. Then with their song from the movie sonic the hedgehog, wiz khalifa, ty dolla sign, lil yachty, sueco the child from the mercedesbenz stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, amy poehler and David Sedaris will join us tomorrow, with music from super m. And later this week from American Idol katy perry, Lionel Richie and luke bryan. Chris pratt, lucy hale, huey lewis, and music from andy shauf and sam hunt. Please join us for all of that. Our first guest tonight is one of the great actors and one of the rare white men who looks good in a hat. His latest Motion Picture is the call of the wild. It opens in theaters february 21st. Please welcome Harrison Ford. [ cheers and applause ] how are you . Very good to see you. Did you watch the oscars last night . They were last night . [ laughter ] oh, man. Jimmy you missed it again. You didnt even go when you were nominated for best actor, right . What . Jimmy yeah. You were nominated for witness. The movie witness. You were nominated in 1986. You did not attend the oscars. Well, i had a lot of homework. Jimmy last time you were here its old news. Jimmy or maybe it was the time before. I dont remember. You were almost pleading with the star wars people to kill han solo. Youd had enough of han solo. You wanted him dead. And then were putting a different complexion on it. I figured that his utility had been exhausted, bled out, and i was well, and i was willing to die for the cause. Jimmy for the cause. I didnt realize. Bring some gravitas. Some base. Jimmy and you did indeed die for the cause. I did. No good deed goes unpunished. Jimmy yeah. Like jesus han solo rose again. I like jesus. Jimmy maybe a little less dramatically than jesus and it took more time than it took jesus, but its still like jesus. How did that happen . Who convinced you to do that . Because i would imagine it took some convincing. J. J. Said this is a good idea. I, j. J. , have decided that this is a good idea. Jimmy uhhuh. And i would like you to do it. Jimmy and you trust him enough that when he says Something Like that youre on board . Dont you . Jimmy yes, i do. Absolutely. Yeah. But im not Harrison Ford. Quite a distance from it. Im actually not either. [ laughter ] jimmy guillermo, remove this man. Im little harry ford. Im harry ford. Jimmy what kind of music are you do you like in general . I generally like the kind of music that nobody is liking at the time. Jimmy i see. Because this is something that was posted by sergio mendes. On facebook. And there he is. Sergio mendes. He did a lot of very popular songs. And thats me. Jimmy he wrote the force awakens before han solo, a great carpenter named Harrison Ford. Here he is with his crew the day they finished building my Recording Studio back in 1970. Thank you, harrison. May the force be with you. And there you are, baked out of your mind, yes . [ applause ] no, im not baked out of my mind. Im working. [ laughter ] jimmy when you were working as a carpenter and building these kind of places here in l. A. , would you charge more to a celebrity than you would to a regular civilian . Wouldnt you . [ laughter ] jimmy yes. Sergio spent 6 million on that Recording Studio. Do you still fix things around the house . Do you still put those skills to use . Yeah. If its not too complicated. Jimmy if its not too complicated youll do it . Yeah. Jimmy and are people overly impressed by that . Not my wife. Jimmy she expects it and you do it. Yeah. Jimmy you worked at the was it the first crate barrel in chicago . Yeah. Jimmy when was that that you worked at crate barrel . Because i love this idea, this vision. It was for about four months until i got fired. Jimmy oh, they fired you . Yeah. Jimmy why did they fire you . I came back late from lunch. Jimmy that was it . Yeah. Jimmy what was your position there . I vaguely remember that i was either it was their first store. And the couple that owned the company were still there. Jimmy was this crate and barrel . Crate and barrel. Jimmy what was your job there . I was the incompetent manager of the store. Jimmy oh, you were the manager of the store should. I think so. Jimmy wow. Was the store more rustic . Like was the stuff more substantial back then . There were crates and barrels. Jimmy there were actual crates and barrels. [ laughter ] stuff was in crates and barrels. Jimmy hence the name i guess. Well, were going to take a break. When we come back, i have a bunch of things to talk to you about including the new movie the call of the wild, which Harrison Ford is in. He stars in. Well be right back with Harrison Ford after this. [ cheers and applause ] and get 4 freestep up e Samsung Galaxy a20 phones when you switch or dont and prepare to lose some furniture. Ooo. 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That call was perfect. Donald j. Trump. This is a perfect call. Its a great call. Not just a good call. So the reviews are really pouring in. [ laughter ] [ applause ] that was the first thing that son of a bitch has done for me ever. Jimmy you know, science bob is speaking of science. Jimmy speaking of science, yes. Science has come under attack, hasnt it . You think . Jimmy yeah. Out the door. We dont believe in science anymore. Nobody here believes in science anymore, right . Jimmy we cant even believe this dogs anymore thanks to [ laughter ] some of this stuff, you know. Thats a lesser offense. Jimmy were you good in science when you were in school . I was good. I was good at the dissection. Jimmy at the cutting up of the of small dead animals. Jimmy did you get good grades in school in general . Up until about the fifth grade. When did you peak . [ laughter ] jimmy sixth grade. 100 sixth grade was my peak, yeah. I kind of i wasnt a great student, no. Thats why im an actor now. Because in the middle of my College Career i realized i was never going to make it. Jimmy that it wasnt happening . No. Jimmy would you be interested in staying out and maybe picking up some of that science knowledge you may have missed by dropping out of school . Yeah. Because otherwise how do we know real information from total [ bleep ] . Jimmy right. Exactly. Its science. Jimmy so what were going to do its science. Jimmy we will take a break and we will come back and when we do we will weed out with Harrison Ford and science bob the real from the [ bleep ]. Yes . Harrison ford, the call of the wild opens february 21st. Well be right back with science bob. [ cheers and applause ] and a component of the. [kazoo sounds] big freedia hold up, you all kazoo . Well get on up here. Stay strong, stay with me these free sandwiches wont deliver themselves to the left. Yes, nice work. To the right. Enjoy. Enjoy. 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Go where love takes you. Jimmy hi there. Were back. Harrison ford is here. This guy may not be captain of the millennium falcon but our next guest could build a lightsaber with his eyes closed. Hes an Elementary School teacher from boston and hes here to delight us once again. Please welcome science Bob Pflugfelder. [ cheers and applause ] how are you . Harrison ford. Welcome. Thank you for coming. Wow. Very exciting. Jimmy so what are we going to do . What have you brought for us . Yeah. I thought wed start with a little bit of chemistry. You guys like chemistry . [ cheers and applause ] yes. Get your goggles on. Thank you for reminding us. Chemistry is sort of as close as you come to magic. Right . Sometimes it appears to be magic. Weve got a couple of beakers here that are filled with various chemicals. This first one here is actually filled with a little bit of water, a little bit of sulfuric acid and a little potassium iodide. Harrison, if you want you can take that little one. Thats got some starch in it. And you can pour it into jimmy thats also sulfuric acid. Just pour that right in there. And youll see we get not much going on there. Right . Right. A little bit of a blue color because this is actually a reaction that requires electricity. A lot of people dont know. You can take those batteries and drop them in there. Jimmy okay. Both of them . Yeah. Jimmy why dont we drop one each . How does that sound . Okay. Teamwork. Jimmy theres one. And two. Terrific. And so now we can turn this and you can see the bubbles that are coming from it. Lets see if i can turn it around. So what were actually doing is were oxidizing this chemical. And that is creating the blue. Jimmy you ever do that thing where you put your tongue on the 9volt batteries . Oh, yeah. Thats great. Jimmy why dont we do that . It is quite a thrill. [ laughter ] all right. So now weve got if you havent tried, it give it a try. Now weve got this nice blue. Thats kind of cool. Now, this is an antioxidant. Thats actually vitamin c. Thats where blue comes from. Yes. [ laughter ] jimmy thats where the color blue was born. This looks like we should have combs in it. Right . Yeah. Lets pour that into here. Were going to try it with the batteries. Jimmy a into b . Without the batteries. Yeah, without the batteries. Jimmy is this dangerous at this point . No. The antioxidants are working and they reverse the action. Jimmy wow. Without the batteries nothing happens. We have that nice little magical chemical change. Now lets switch over. Now we have an acid here and ive got this red cloth that is stained with something called congo red. Which is also an indicator. So if you take that and then dip it into this acid solution. Dip it or drop it . You can just dip it in. And then we get our blue back. Oh, look at that. Isnt that pretty . All the way in. Jimmy not really. All the way in. Dip it in. There we go. So weve got our blue back. Jimmy okay. Thats kind of cool. Jimmy wow. It really did change colors. Yeah, it actually changed colors. But the solution stays clear. Now, harrison, you can take that out. Mmhmm. [ laughter ] and then put that in here. And this has a base solution. Jimmy uhhuh. Remember, he is a national treasure. Yeah, i know that. [ laughter ] jimmy okay. Here we go. The base solution. Give it a little stir here. And watch this. We get our red back. See . Jimmy our right. That is red. Now, if we want the best of both worlds, you can take that out of there, jimmy, and squeeze it out into this one, which has a little bit of phenolphthalein solution and then we get a little bit of both colors. [ applause ] jimmy and correct me if im wrong but this is how they come up with the new flavors of mountain dew, right . [ laughter ] yes. But wait a second. This is science, right . Yes. Its real science. Jimmy this is science. Let me wipe my hand on this towel. Then you can take your gloves off. And what do we have next . Lets do a little physics. Jimmy this is, and correct me if im wrong on this, this is some kind of a sex machine, right . [ laughter ] no, jimmy. No. Allow me to correct you. Youre wrong. Youre wrong. Thats probably for the best. So what weve got here is a 15pound bowling ball with threeinch spikes out of it. The spikes are unnecessary but i thought theyd be kind of cool. Jimmy all right. And underneath that we have a ceramic pig. A little piggy bank. Jimmy yes, weve seen it. Heres what im going to do. Im just going to make sure its lined up. Were going to do first a test of gravity here. I want to make sure gravitys still working. Harrison, if you want to come back here take my glasses . Yeah, keep those on for the moment. Jimmy keep them on. Safety first. This is going to be a little heavy. [ laughter ] focus. Focus. Here we go. So now what were going to do is on the count of three were going to drop that and see how gravity affects. That will break the piggy bank. It might do that. Are you okay with that . Jimmy its not my kids. So im fine with it. Here we go. In three, two, one. There we go. Youre right. It did work. Gravity works. Jimmy oh, we have an instant replay here were going to look at just so we can prove the effect on something heavy on something fragile. Look at that. [ laughter ] all right. So now were going to make were going to do the same thing but were going to make one little change. Im just going to put a twopound bag on here. Thats the only thing were going to change. But instead of a piggy bank i went around your office today and i asked them what is something that is really valuable to jimmy . And they came up with it over there. I dont know if you want to bring that over. Jimmy oh, what is this . Oh, no. No, no, no, no. This is my soul train award. [ laughter ] were going to put that right down here. Youd better not smash this [ bleep ]. I won this. White person of the year. Jimmy yeah. White person of the year. [ applause ] when was that . Jimmy 2015. Yeah. It was a good year. Jimmy it was a great year. For white people. Jimmy especially this one. Be careful. Jimmy im hoping this means youre not going to break this. Well, heres what should happen. Im going to drop this again. Im not going to there we go. Jimmy this is the same length as the last time. Same length. Everythings the same. Jimmy this doesnt seem like its going to be good for me. Now, if all goes well this bag will create enough cent rip tal force that it will actually as it falls stop it in the path. Then hopefully friction will continue to wrap around that upper pole and keep it in place. Jimmy if not i am going to sue you. [ laughter ] im a little afraid. Here we go. Are you ready . Jimmy yes. Three, two, one. Jimmy ooh. That was close you did hit it. But its fine. Jimmy youre going to drop it. Lets look at an instant replay to show what happens when something doesnt get crushed. Just a tap. 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Neutrogena® hydro boost. The 1 hyaluronic acid moisturizer delivers 2x the hydration for supple, bouncy skin. Neutrogena®. For supple, bouncy skin. This is gonna be americas favorite breakfast. They just dont know it yet. ding these are a few of my favorite things. Wendys uses freshcracked eggs on all our breakfast sandwiches. Not whatever. This stuff is. ding thats right. See you in the morning you up for this . Dramatic choir music dramatic choir music dramatic choir music its the rush of relaxation. Introducing the allnew lincoln corsair. Jimmy hi there. Welcome back. Science bob is here. Harrison ford is here. We are doing fun things with science. And what fun thing are we going to do with science next . Were going to take a quick look at some engineering. So back at my little shop i have this ongoing battle with that sort of like party string stuff, you know the stuff jimmy oh, yes. Yeah. So im thinking, well, heck, ive got some Engineering Design stuff. Ill put it to good use. Engineers and innovators that are doing things to save the world. I just like building crazy things that make people smile. Jimmy well, theres a place for that as well. That led me to this. There we go. Jimmy what do you call this . So this guy this guy instead of shooting one or two cans at a time is designed to shoot 30 cans at a time. Jimmy so this is a real time saver, then. Its really a time saver. And a lot of engineering. Theres a loind of mechanical advantages. Theres a lot of testing. For example, these cans are only designed to shoot vertically. So we had to come up with a way to make them shoot horizontally. We had to make brand new nozzles for them. Jimmy a lot of wasted time is basically no, no, no. Its going to make people smile. Thats what its all about. Jimmy okay. Great. So i thought wed test it out. Guillermo has actually offered to be our subject. Jimmy did you offer yourself for this, guillermo or were you recruited . Guillermo i did offer myself. We dont want guillermo to be completely defenseless. Those two are for you. Jimmy, basically the way it works is youre going to hold that. Youre going to pull that handle out. That will compress this whole front thing and that should start the reaction. Jimmy okay. All right. We do it now . I think. Are you guys ready for this . [ cheers and applause ] here we go in three, two, one go jimmy im winning. Im winning. Careful. Careful. Jimmy oh, no [ cheers and applause ] science bob plugfelder, everyone. Go to sciencebob. Com for more information. Harrison ford, the call of the wild. Well be right back with wiz khalifa and frnd dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by the 2019 a class. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Blow a kiss into the sun we need someone to lean on the new xc90 available with six seats. Xc90. Recharged. Lease the volvo xc90 for 499 per month. At your local volvo retailer. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy thanks to Harrison Ford and science bob. Apologies to matt damon. Nightline is next. But first here with the song speed me up, wiz khalifa, ty dolla sign, lil yachty, and sueco the child. [ cheers and applause ] left my heart and my soul you see that i ran rings of gold and awards sit on my nightstand ive got something they want but its mine to give free my struggles detach me from this island bleed my knuckles attack me for my finance im dealing with this pain i just cant let you come throw it away so i run keep me up creep on me they speak on me they slow down when they bring me up like speed me up hey, hey, hey so i run hey keep me up creep on me they speak on me they slow down when they bring me up like speed me up hey, hey, hey taking off quick too fast on my tippy toes undefeated bro taking off quick undefeated got me Walking Around with a lot of fleas goes so quick, so fast every day i new count every second gotta make it last roll around dot double dash big glow on my skin taking off them tints ladies love my speed quick to run up trees who you seen like me nobody staying in my lane best friend named tails balance running on rails i can never fail so i run keep me up creep on me they speak on me they slow down when they bring me up like speed me up cause what i run keep me up creep on me they speak on me they slow down when they bring me up like speed me up lets go speed me up speed me up dont turn down the bass someone tell the dj leave me up they was sleeping on me now they see me up, beam me up rings on me like kobe bryant, rings on me like number 8 911 it gonna speed fast he was talking down i level up on his tell lil baby i might hit her up cause she bad money hit my phone and now im running to the cash yeah yeah marathon, just like nipsey the great spin and dash to the safe do the dash like tay k im dealing with this pain i just cant let you come throw it away dont crash really go fast press on the gas 400 my dash never come last came a long way from the back miff dads since i got racks ima never look back im going fast on my way to the bank level up im moving up on my rank pedal to the metal im winning the race so i run keep me up creep on me they speak on me they slow down when they bring me up like speed me up i run keep me up creep on me they speak on me they slow down when they bring speed me up whoo whoo [ cheers and applause ]

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