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We will throw them by caucus. Were in whittle mode. Last night in New Hampshire, senator Bernie Sanders and Pete Buttigieg finished one and two. A very tight margin between them. That is turning out to be some matchup. An old jewish guy versus a young gay guy. Like an uncomfortable thanksgiving dinner. The media is eager to crown a winner, but the truth is, it takes like 2,000 delegates to win the nomination. Iowa and New Hampshire combined have 65, and neither state is demographically representative of anything but a Jimmy Buffett concert. Declaring a frontrunner at this point, its like picking a Plastic Surgeon via yelp reviews. Jennyp and the bigdave505 like him. But it was another disappointing night for joe biden who finished in fifth place and then had to hitchhike to South Carolina. Because hes not allowed to drive at night. But if you are, if you are joe biden, 77 years old, you lose New Hampshire to 78 year old Bernie Sanders, that has to feel like getting dumped by a woman and then seeing her on a date with your uncle. Thats got to sting. Biden may be down, but hes not out. He said it aint over until the fat lady sings, and i see some awfully fat women here tonight. He sometimes says the wrong thing, but. Senator Michael Bennet of colorado announced that he is ending his campaign. Hes planning to go back to his previous job of looking like the assistant principal on a Disney Channel show. He had. 3 of the vote, less than 1 , and hes dropping out. And hes dropping out. Michael bennets saying hes dropped out of the race is like me saying ive decided not to run the Kentucky Derby this year. Two betterknown democrats, Deval Patrick and andrew yang are dropping out. Yang is dropping out to spend more time with his calculator. If youre wanting something to remember him by, his merchandise is now 40 off. In case youre looking for something to wear with the word yang is on it. Bernie is the guy beat. But the big surprise has been Amy Klobuchar. She took third place last night. A month ago, if somebody had told me she was going to do better than joe biden, that person would have been Amy Klobuchar. It wouldnt have been anybody else. Even our president , donald jehosophat trump has uttered her name twice. One was in 2018 for the president ial medal of freedom. Thank you, as well, to senator Amy Klobuchar for being here. Maybe the reason he wont say her name is because he cant say her name. He has enough trouble with buttigieg. His primary, primary focus, the president , is on Mike Bloomberg. After the primary, he tweeted a bad night for mini mike, even though Mike Bloomberg wasnt on the ballot last night. It would be more shocking to find out trump did know how the primaries work out. But our Great Pumpkin loaf has had a hell of a week already. Hes doing everything he can to obstruct justice again. Last night he lashed out at the judge in a case against his friend roger stone who was convicted of lying to congress and witness tampering. Earlier this week he fired colonel vindmaand his twin brother who had nothing to do with any of this. He suggested today that the military should punish vindman for the crime of testifying before congress, i guess. Why do i get the feeling were going to have to impeach this guy two more times before the election. Hes going for a threepeach. It has never been done. He met with the president of ecuador today, but almost all the questions were about this new crusade hes on to punish those who opposed him and make sure all his criminal friends get off the hook. A man leaks classified information, highly classified. They give him two months. Roger stone, for doing nobody even knows what he did. In fact, they said he intimidated somebody. That person said he had no idea he was going to jail for that. That person didnt want to press charges. They put him in for nine years . Its a disgrace. Jimmy everything is a disgrace. Donald trump loves to disgrace us with his presence. The whistleblower is a disgrace to our country. I call it impeachment light. Its a disgrace. Shift is a crooked, hes a corrupt politician and disgrace. Its an absolute disgrace what theyre doing to our country. The whole thing with biden is a disgrace. What the democrats did in the house is a disgrace. I think its a disgrace that people can make impeachment out of nothing. What they put my family through is a disgrace. How she got away with that is a disgrace. Whats happened to San Francisco is a disgrace. What happened in iowa was a disgrace. What a disgrace. Its a disgrace. Its a disgrace. Its a disgrace. Its a disgrace. Its a disgrace. Its a disgrace. Its a disgrace. Its a disgrace. Its a disgrace. Its a disgrace. Its a disgrace. Its a disgrace. Its a disgrace. Its really a great thing in some ways, but in other ways, its a disgrace. [cheers and applause] jimmy a disgrace. [ applause ] and i know disgrace don jr. Is my son maybe wed be better off with a dog president , you know last night in new york they had an election at the Westminster Kennel Club and best in show was this dog. The best in show goes to the standard poodle yes yes siba takes it all 4yearold siba, your 2020 best in show. I had a feeling. Yes jimmy these announcers need to calm down. You think dogs would get that excited when they watch us in the olympics . No. The winning canine was siba. Lets have another look at siba, slow motion here. This is, i dont know about you, but this is easily one of the scariest things ive ever seen in my life. Im going to have nightmares about siba all night tonight. Siba is a black standard poodle. The Westminster Dog Show had more diversity than the oscars this year, but this win is really, im excited, because this is going to open a lot of doors for siba. She can now drag her butt across any carpet in the world. So congratulations. This is, this is a video thats been making the rounds, and it is to my knowledge the number one reason why you should have a nest camera at your house. Ah ah jimmy right. You thought it was, you thought it was just the one. Obviously, i want to know more about what happened there, so weve tracked the victims down. And they are joining us now from martinsburg, west virginia. Hi, guys. Hows it goin, jimmy . [cheers and applause] jimmy welcome, robbie and courtney. And its good to see you safely indoors. Have you been outside since the incident . Yes, i have. I try not to. Jimmy and neither of you are hurt physically, correct . I had a bruise on my hip for about a week. But thats about it. As you can see, im pretty padded. Jimmy when did this happen . How long ago . It was about a month ago on a sunday. Jimmy okay. When we had that big ice storm. Jimmy youre brother and sister, correct . Yes. Jimmy and who is older . Im older. Jimmy okay. Im the baby. Jimmy youre the baby. Do you live with your parents . Or do you live together . Just together . As a family, with our parents. Jimmy do you think the slippery deck may have been their way of trying to get you to move out . Perhaps theyre greasing it. They would be my top suspects right now. So tell us what happened. Set this up. Courtney, you were just having a normal morning with your brother in his underwear . I dont know. And what happened . He was asleep when i was getting ready to go to work, and i realized it was icy, so i went out to light my cigarette and have my coffee and jimmy oh, see smoking is bad. And how many steps did you fall down there . It was hard to tell . There was 20 of them. Jimmy wow, 20 steps. And theres no video of that . No. Jimmy and robbie, i assume you heard screaming . Yeah, you know, i woke up to that sound of wailing, wasnt sure if it was an animal or my sister. I thought she might be hurt, so i rushed right out to help her, hence my state of dress or lack thereof. And my rescue attempt didnt go as well as i was hoping. Jimmy well, lets take a look at that moment in slow motion with the audience. Here you are in your underpants, and you went down pretty hard, which i imagine didnt feel great. But then the ultimate indignity. And ive been a deep sea fishing, and ive seen this kind of thing with a tuna before, but so who wound up helping who up after this . Um, unfortunately, neither of us helped each other. I tried to get up myself and go back and go out the basement to help her without any ice. Jimmy uhhuh. But she was able to i crawled up the steps, my dad went out to help. He came out through the basement. Hes about to have hip surgery. I didnt want him to be up the steps. Jimmy that would have been quite a video in itself. How soon after that did you realize oh, we have this on video and we should post it . I went to get a shower to wipe off all the whipped cream and coffee in my hair. And i came out and bobby and my mom were watching the video of him. And showed me, and i started laughing, and they were like, well, theres one of you, too, i dont know if i should show you. They showed me, i sent it to my phone and showed it to everyone. As soon as i realized what i had, i told mom to pull that video up on her phone. I wanted to see it. Jimmy oh, yeah, its gold. Are you famous now in your town . Yes. Theyre sending pictures of me posting them on facebook saying oh, this is the chick in the video. Jimmy i can see this a whole series, you guys fall downstairs, escalators, who knows. Any Online Dating possibilities emerged from this incident . No, okay. Well, we did get you, you know, im glad you guys are okay, and we enjoyed the video. And thank you for posting it. Because a lot of people wouldnt do that. We got you some presents were going to send you. We got you a big bag of salt. And also we got you a pair of sweat pants. We got them for 40 off, robbie, so. Well send those your way, all right . Thank you. [cheers and applause] thank you, guys. Thank you jimmy be careful, all right . We will. Definitely. Jimmy very good. You know, valentines day is on friday. Guillermo, what are you doing on valentines day . Guillermo dinner and im going to buy flowers for my wife. Jimmy will you be making love to your wife . Guillermo of course. Jimmy its a test for husbands to see how much money you are willing to waste to show you love her more than the spouse of the woman who sits next to her at work. And most men dont do well on tests. To test that test we went out on hollywood boulevard. We found some couples who had been together a while and asked the guys a few questions about their ladies, and as a result, the following relationships have been destroyed. So im going to ask you some very basic questions about your girlfriend. Okay. Just answer them to the best of your ability and you can tell us whether he was right or wrong. When is your girlfriends birthday . Um, her birthday is, a couple months ago . Its in i do know this. November. In december. October. Yeah. October. October what . October 20th. No 22nd. No 19th . No. Its october 29th. What e the names of your girlfriends parents . Um, it is stewart, is that where you get your middle name . No. Christopher . No. No. Jonathan . I dont think you know this. Do you know his parents names . Pamela and archie, right . Whats his name . That is right. Close your eyes. Okay. What color are your girlfriends eyes . Theyre like bluegreen. Dude, really . What is your girlfriends middle name . Uh, thats a good question. Ann . No. Marie. [ bleep ], not even close. Its lynn. Im upset. Does your wife have any allergies . Um, unknown. Could potentially have hay fever. We dont know. Penicillin is kind of deadly to me. So he should probably know that. What is your girlfriends Favorite Movie . Pocahontas. [ laughter ] the confidence was nice, though. That was good. What is your wifes favorite meal . Hmm. Meal . Thats a hard one. No, its not. Sushi. Beer and pizza. Oh that changes things. Thats two of us. Whats name of your girlfriends boss . Her boss name . Irene . Not true. Whats your boss name . Oh, my gosh, sarah. Okay. She look like irene. What are the names of your wifes grand parents . Ooh boy, thats been a long time ago. I dont remember. Should he know the names of your grandparents . Yes. Can you name his grandparents . Perky, ray, aleen and lee. What are the names of her siblings . She only has one. And uh, huh, you better answer. Shes going to be really mad at me, because we just down there over christmas, too. Sue. Sue and danny. What song did you do your first dance to at your wedding . [ bleep ]. I have no idea. When did you get married . March 26, december 26. The two of you, whos the more generous lover . Me. Is that true . No jimmy me is the wrong answer. Weve got a good show for you. Music from andy shauf. Lucy hale is here. And well be right back with luke bryan, katy perry and Lionel Richie. Dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by sprint. paul and i love how at sprint. sprintern . You can get the amazing iphone 11 for zero dollars a month when you tradein your iphone 6s or newer. paul in any condition. sprintern seriously, in any condition. paul and because sprint likes to do things differently, theyre offering a 100 total satisfaction guarantee. While i think their network and savings are great, you dont just have to take my word for it. 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Our first guests are three very talented stars of music whove banded together for the third time to find their own replacements. A new season of American Idol premieres sunday night here on abc. Please welcome luke bryan, katy perry and Lionel Richie. [cheers and applause] jimmy may i ask, do you guys always sit in like these positions you have now set we do what were told so we can keep comin back this is it. This is how we do it. Seniority, beauty, brains. I had stared into katies left ear. Very clean. Because she sits, and im just like, there it is. Left ear. Jimmy why is it so clean, katy . Are you using qtips . You know youre not supposed to. I dont care, luke has to look inside my ear. Sometimes they get stuck. Jimmy youre the senior partner . The firm . Its either senior partner or senior citizen. I like senior partner better. Were here to preserve his legacy. You like that . Or ruin it. Jimmy i think your legacy is undiminishable, really. Well, no, no, no. You havent met these two. These two, i mean, whatever my comfort zone was, they have taken me to a new level of just by the seat of my pants. Jimmy yeah, right. Im not sure whats going to happen. But going out on that show, every time we go out, i just hold my breath and go, god take me to the next level. Jimmy because you play it pretty safe in general. You know me. We dont take any chances. Once you survive in the music business for 100 years and youre still here, you dont want to take any chances. These two take me to the edge. Jimmy i know katy, for sure, will, katy, will you agree with this assessment of lionel is that hes got the greatest stories. Oh, my gosh. Jimmy but he keeps them for private situations. Its the best. Okay, so i ran into Lionel Richie when there was this talk about maybe doing American Idol. I actually ran into him at sunset tower. Get a reservation. And i ran into him and lisa. Right. And we had a drink together, and he was telling me stories about diana ross and whitney houston. And i was like oh, my gosh. You have so much wisdom. They asked me who do you think should be on the show, who would be really complementary. And i was like, actually, Lionel Richie would hold it down so hard, and he has. Jimmy were you very right. [cheers and applause] jimmy i already feel like just even hearing that story that luke is left out in a way. Yes, somehow, no, somehow here i am. I was like who is this guy who likes huntin and fishin . Let me give you the compliment. She always goes into the huntin. And she contorts her face. They asked me during my interview, who would you consider . Jimmy and . And i said luke. I said you got, youve got to have [cheers and applause] jimmy you did . I did. Weve all chosen each other. And unbeknownst, they were putting it together. We didnt know whether we were going to be in or out. And all of a said i said trust me, there is never a dull moment with luke in the house. And im like, the show picked me . Really . Jimmy do you guys peel like feel like you have a lot in common . Yeah we do. First of all, they get me out here in l. A. And theyre like, we got to get you on a skin treatment, on vitamins. Hold on, no, no, no. I come in with a different colored drink every morning, whether it be green drink. Green juice. Turmeric, bone broth. And hes like, why are you drinking animal bones . And im like, honey, you need to start taking vitamins and not so much metamucil. Its not going to do the trick. Jimmy are you taking a lot of metamucil . You should see how long these breaks are. Jimmy really . So true. Yeah. Jimmy weve invaded your, not just your privacy, but your colon now. Yeah. And we cant take that turn out here. Jimmy this is a photo that lionel posted to instagram. It wrote, im out here exploring oregon, a little kayaking, a little fishing, need some help with this. From the matrix. He looks like Laurence Fishburne for sure. Jimmy this is how you dress to go fishing . I was roughing it. I was roughing it. We get out there in oregon, and were filming, and these horses are supposed to run by us. You know, just this amazing scene or whatever. We get out there, shes having hay fever, lionels, im like, im, im in my element then. He was fully enjoying it. Im sitting there going, guys, this is some until. My throats closing up. And luke is out there just taking in the air. Did i throw horse manure at you. You accidentally stepped in it. It happens. Jimmy you take a lot of metamucil, yeah. It might be your own. It happens. Jimmy i think the last time you were here youd just been recently engaged. Yes, im still engaged, thank god [cheers and applause] jimmy will these guys be invited to the wedding . I cant afford them. Yeah, you can. No. But, you know its so funny, im actually like a, not a bridezilla, i call myself like a bridechilla. Im kind of chill. But i am one of those girls where i got engaged february 14th. And then i booked the place february 19th. Jimmy oh, you wasted no time. Oh, no, oh, no i take it very seriously. And will these guys be expected to sing at your wedding . I cant afford them. They have a lot of work to do while im getting married. Again. Jimmy this is your way of saying they are actually not invited to the wedding. I was going to say you know, if we were in limbo. Lionel and i have been dropping hints. Weve solidified. Whens it going to be . Jimmy no need to drop anymore. Youre not invited to the wedding. Lets just say jimmy lets just say dont save the date, okay . We have the judges from American Idol, which comes back on sunday. Luke, katy and lionel. Well be back with more after this. Start maxximizing today in store and online. 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Jimmy who is the best at breaking the bad news to the hes like the undertaker. Nfl teams could hire him to come in and do the post super bowl loss speech. Our job is basically not, first of all, some of these kids come in, and theyre already broken. When i say that, its tough. So what i dont want to do is have them leave broken even more. Yes. So most of the time we build them up to let them know that half of them dont have families. Think about this. So all of a sudden we become their family. Yeah. Jimmy really . That seems extreme. Thats how close. Because you see them like this, when theyre talking. Jimmy right, yeah. You dont have to say anything except boo, and theyll fall over. Jimmy so you boo them . No. No. This is American Idol on abc so what happens, its my job to basically go in and say, listen, i build you up to the point where you made it this far, but do you have a shot in this competition . Absolutely not. But i dont leave them broken. Jimmy let me tell you something. Youd be a great bachelor, because the bachelor has to do that all the time. You should be the guy who comes in and tells the bachelorettes hes like the william wallace. Im very flattered. They almost look excited that they got told no after lionel talks to them. Jimmy really . Hes quoting verses from like the bible. The bible, like the Old Testament stuff. Jimmy really . But i enjoy it, because its my job to help them understand that theres some avenues they can go down. Remember, now, these kids are 15, 16 and 17. They have not even started their lives yet. Yeah. But you can see them going, well, what do you think . And i have to say you know what . Its not your time or whatever the case may be. But it is painful because there are some kids on this show that are homeless. Now imagine, we dont have to say another bad thing about them. We just have to give them hope that there is a dream out there for them. Jimmy its a very sweet thing to do. And i will tell you. I didnt really think of it that way. And it makes it even more confusing to me now, why katy wouldnt invite you to her wedding. With a thing like that, such a beautiful thing. Actually, heres the, would you like to officiate my wedding . I [ laughter ] jimmy we almost had a tender moment there. She almost became i dont think she needs me there. You only need one preacher. You cant have two. Because i would be there going, you know my dads a preacher, thats what he means. Over the years, katy. They wouldnt want to hear that. She needs a lot of fun, see. Jimmy all right, but hearing you sing my love would be nice, also. Hey and another 17 wedding songs that changed the world. Jimmy its not like your music would fit in at a wedding. [ laughter ] jimmy well, its great to see you guys. Keep lettin them down easy. Jimmy luke bryan, katy perry and Lionel Richie American Idol premieres sunday at 8 here on abc. Well be back with lucy hale. 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Work. Newspapers report bloomberg is the democrat trump fears most. As president , universal healthcare that lets people keep their coverage if they like it. A record on job creation. A doable plan to combat climate change. I led a complex, diverse city through 911 and i have common sense plans to move america away from chaos to progress im Mike Bloomberg and i approve this message. Jimmy you know our guest, please welcome lucy jimmy i like your dress. This is my first time here, so i had to bring out all the stops. Jimmy you look great, you look fantastic. Happy almostvalentines day. Its a very valentinesy thing to wear. This is very interesting. I just met Lionel Richie, and he is the nicest. Jimmy im going to have a little Lionel Richie bit in a little bit, but you got your start on American Idol for kids. This is american juniors. I was 14 years old. Jimmy that long ago . I started out in music. Ryan seacrest was hosting it. And only did it for one season. Jimmy people didnt enjoy having children have their dreams broken. But instead of voting people out they voted beam people in. Instead of one person, there was a group. I was the fourth one voted in. I was 14. Then there was like a 7yearold in the group. Jimmy i see why it was canceled. Yeah, it didnt go too well. Jimmy it went from one singer to like 30 of them. We have a clip of it. You do . Jimmy of course we do. I know who you are come above your i know where youre comin from call me on the line call me, call me any, anytime call me jimmy your mom singin along in the audience. My mom is going to be mortified. I didnt know you were going to play that. Thank you for that trip down memory lane. Look at that crimped hair. What a mess. Jimmy you look perfectly cute there. Thank you. Jimmy so that you did. And we talked about pretty little, did that lead to pretty little liars. American juniors was my first time in l. A. , then i moved back home. I got a record deal when i got into american juniors. The album flopped. Went back home, came back to l. A. For pilot season and did a couple of failed tv shows. And pretty little liars. Jimmy not only are you a talented singer, but a talented carver of pumpkins. This is a Lionel Richie hello pumpkin thaw carved six years ago. I dont know how you guys dug this up. Jimmy were diggers. This is maybe my true calling. Thats pretty good. Jimmy its very good. It also says hello on the side. Jimmy of course. It has to. I told lionel, and i think he was a little scared. Jimmy he probably didnt know what you were talking about. And how long did the lionel pumpkin last in your sonoma home . You know, i dont think it got to see the light of day. I had to soon say goodbye to my pumpkin. Jimmy you said goodbye. That was my line, and nobody laughed jimmy so this show, i used to read archie comics. I dont remember this character, katie keene i didnt either. But i guess she was created in the 40s. And she was like the fashion it girl. And people could submit their fashion designs and katie would wear them. Jimmy did that happen with the show . I think its a great idea. If you say so, theyll definitely do it. If you submit some designs, ill wear them. Jimmy absolutely. Youll have a Lionel Richie pumpkin on your head. Katie keen has been mentioned on riverdale, a couple times. They were like planting the seeds. Jimmy so it is a spinoff to riverdale. Except no one is dying on katie keen. Jimmy its primarily fashion focussed . Or no . Its about dreamers. I play an aspiring designer. We have someone whos an aspiring broadway star and singersongwriter. And it just follows these kids in new york city. Jimmy you get to watch these kids aspire. Exactly. Jimmy and perspire. A little bit of that as well. Yes. Jimmy its very good to have yohere. Thank you so much. Jimmy im sorry, i never got to congratulate you on American Idol juniors. Thats okay. Youre doing it now, thats all that matters. Jimmy lucy hale, everybody katy keene airs thursdays at 8 pm on cw. And well return with music from andy shauf. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by the amg four door coupe, mercedes amg driving performance. Fisnt just about polar bears. Were fighting for our lives, were fighting for clean air and clean water. Thats why i wrote the law to send billions from polluters to communities suffering the most. And only one candidate for president was with us back then, tom steyer. And hes still fighting for us, pledging to make clean air and clean water a right for everyone, regardless of your zip code. Thats the truth. Thats tom steyer. Im tom steyer and i approve this message. Did you know this is where you can harness your inner jedi . And tear around radiator springs . Or get your flex on with the incredibles. Kids enjoy the magic for just 67 per child per day, with a 3day 1park per day ticket. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy id like to thank Lionel Richie, katy perry, luke bryan and lucy hale. Apologies to matt damon. Nightline is next. But first, this is his album, the neon skyline, here with the song try again, andy shauf [cheers and applause] somewhere between drunkenness and chivalry i hold the door open and let her pass through she says thanks to me in a british accent and i try to answer her in the same voice she laughs at me says, what was that supposed to be i say, im sorry im from a different part of the country she says, come on, baby try again come on, baby, try again somewhere between drunkenness and sincerity i smile at her for just a little too long charlies drinking wine judys laughing at him she says, i forget that youre such a fancy guy he tips his hat says, mlady do you come here often i swear ive seen them do this 100 times before come on, baby, try again come on, baby, try again somewhere between drunkenness and charity she puts her hand on the sleeve of my coat she says ive missed this i say, i know ive missed you, too she says, i was actually talking about your coat she makes me laugh oh, how she makes me laugh i just let my head sink down and fake some deep sobs come on, baby, try again come on, baby, try again somewhere between drunkenness and jealousy i watch her talking to some old friend what a reunion he recognized her across the room how many years could there be to catch up on and somewhere between drunkenness and honesty i make a silent toast to the things that i do and dont miss come on, baby, try again come on, baby, try again come on, baby, try again come on, baby, try again [cheers and applause] i called up charlie about a quarter past nine said whats going on he said no plans, but i wouldnt mind holding on i said, come to i will be washing my sins away said i cant wait you know how i can be i looked in my fridge it was a dark scene, so i buttered some bread chewed my way out the door and walked down the street to the neon skyline i grabbed myself a stool at the bar somehow alone always knows exactly what i need she didnt ask she just opened a cold can and sat it down in front of me i said thanks and thought about how judy used to come here with me but i get so tired of calling this a disease because im just fine sometimes i need to clear my mind this is nightline. Tonight, fall from grace. Katie hill, a rising star on capitol hill. This is the last speech that i will give from this floor as a member of congress. Until leaked exhibit mintima torpedo the oncepromising career. Now shes taking on cyber exploitation. Its like a private piece of you, you could never get back. How much of it is tied to the fact in your mind that youre bisexual . Plus, running mate, the historic president ial candidate and his husband. He made me feel s