Day. More than 17 million americans were expected to call in sick to work today. Which i get it. I overdid it too. I had so much to eat and drink yesterday, i started to hallucinate. I woke up on my couch, i dont know what time it was, but i woke up and i imagined i saw lil wayne dressed as a robot. Weird, right . Anyway. [ cheers and applause ] i will say this. The best part of the super bowl for me this year was knowing that matt damon spent the day sobbing into his tom brady [ laughter ] it was a good game, a fun game to watch. The Kansas City Chiefs as you know came back from a tenpoint deficit in the Fourth Quarter to beat the 49ers and win their first title in 50 years, which to put that in perspective the last time the chiefs won the super bowl the jackson 5 had their first number one hit. True. Marcus welby was the most popular show on tv. And Bernie Sanders had just had his first great greatgrandchild. [ laughter ] its exciting. Because hes old, guillermo. Guillermo i know. Jimmy running back Damien Williams is here tonight from the chiefs. [ applause ] he broht a friend with him as well. Or maybe vice versa. Damien scored two touchdowns in the Fourth Quarter. So hes a happy guy. J. Lo and shakira did the halftime show. Most everyone seemed to like that. Including former Florida Governor jeb bush, who wrote best super bowl halftime show ever. [ laughter ] period. No exclamation point. Low energy. Low energy. [ applause ] thats just jebby from the block. You know, according to usa today the most popular super bowl commercial was the jeep ad where bill murray rode around with a groundhog. And the least liked commercial, coming in at number 62 of 62, was for Donald Trumps reelection campaign. Thats true. [ cheers and applause ] not a joke. Rated last. Donald trump is less popular than scientology and a hummus. [ laughter ] trump did weigh in after the game with well wishes for the winners. He wrote congratulations to the Kansas City Chiefs on a great game and a fantastic comeback under immense pressure. You represented the great state of kansas and in fact the entire usa. Unfortunately for the president , the chiefs are not in kansas. Theyre in missouri. Kansas city, missouri. So trump had to delete and correct the tweet. I wonder who the lucky staffer who had to tell him that. I think thats when they send in ivanka in those situations. [ laughter ] its dumb of course because hes dumb. But sometimes i think sometimes i think trump might be doing this on purpose to find out which of his back slappers go deepest up his butt. For instance, theres a guy named matt schlapp who runs the conservative Political Action conference. He leapt to the president s defense. He wrote dear east coast establishment, kansas city, kansas is in kansas. Right. There is one. But thats not the kansas city where the chiefs play. Which is clearly what trump was referring to. And i guess thats the kind of person you grow up to be when your name is matt schlapp. [ laughter ] that guys a real matt schlapp. [ applause ] i dont know what happened. Trump must have worked out quite a sweat gorging on chicken wings last night because this was his official schedule today as released by the white house. First order of business of the day, 12 30 p. M. Tuna salad sandwich with mike pence. And then thats it. [ laughter ] who do you think dreads that lunch more, trump or pence . I think its a tossup. I really do. Trump did take time yesterday to spoon with his Pal Sean Hannity on the super bowl pregame show. These guys are very tight. But if you were expecting a line of softball questions from sean, well, yeah, thats compactly what happened. What do you love about sports . Well, its sort of a little baste microcosm of life. You know, you have winners, you have champions, you have people that you expect to see that final play. You have great coaches like belichick. You have people that you expect more out of and oftentimes they produce. Then you have people that you just dont expect are going to do it and oftentimes they dont. Its a microcosm of life. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Okay. Same question. This time answer in english, please, so we can understand it. This was quite an interview. You know when obama obama did his first super bowl interview on fox with bill oreilly. It was a big deal. But they talked about a lot of issues including health care. President trump used his time to roast battle his rivals. I just think of sleepy. I just watch him. Hes sleepy. Sleepy joe. I think hes a communist. I think of communism when i think of bernie. You could say socialist. But didnt he get married in moscow . Thats how pocahontas got started. Everythings a fairy tale. This woman cant tell the truth. You know, now he wants a box for the debates to stand on. Okay. Its okay. Theres nothing wrong. You can be short. Why should he get a box to stand on . Okay . He wants a box for the debates. Why should he be entitled to that . Really. Does that mean everyone else gets a box . Jimmy this box thing was directed at former mayor michael bloomberg, who trump claims, without any evidence, that i dont know. This seems to be something he made up. That bloomberg has asked to stand on a box for the next debate. Because hes short. Trump calls bloomberg mini mike. Again, because hes short. While bloomberg himself took the high road. One of his senior advisers, a guy named tim obrien, did not. Ive been asked a lot lately because trump has been coming after mike so much, you know, whats it like to be in Donald Trumps head so much. And what ive said to people is when you get inside Donald Trumps head all youre going to discover that you find there is a putter, a cheeseburger, a porn video, and somebody elses credit card. [ applause ] jimmy he forgot the bronzing butter. That would make for quite a bumper sticker. The impeachment trial is still going on. Its not over. Its like a Football Game with a 30point lead running out the clock. Today they had closing arguments which were very much like the opening arguments you but without any witnesses or evidence in between. But you have to hand it to Mitch Mcconnell for cutting out the middle man getting ride to the verdict, being innocent. As you know, republicans in the senate on friday voted to not hear from witnesses in this trial. With the exception of mitt romney of utah and Susan Collins of maine. Susan collins voted for witnesses but only after waiting to make sure her vote wouldnt matter at all. Kenneth starr today, trumps attorney, referenced dr. Martin luther king jr. When he was defending trump. So happy black history month, everybody. At least irony and democracy died together. The president took a victory lap on the links this weekend. On saturday he tweeted getting a little exercise this morning. Which for the record if the activity youre doing involves you getting driven around in a pair of dockers with a 52inch waist thats not exercise. Thats golf. [ applause ] some political analysts are saying are worried that once he is acquitted by the senate trump will be even more reckless than hes been so far, now that he knows theres no penalty for abuse of office he will be drunk with power is the concern. The president was in iowa ahead of the caucus there, where we slowed that drunken power down to half speed for tonights Village People edition of drunk donald trump. [ music slowing down ] [ voice slowed down ] the song, i just walked in and theyre playing the song. Ymca. So when youre having a hard time just think of the song. Ymca and youre jimmy its called a moronic device. The iowa caucus was the big deal of the day for democrats today. Why, i still dont know. The iowa caucus is a lot like polaroid cameras in that no one understands how they work. Iowa gets to go first because i dont know, i guess they have nothing else to look forward to. But you live in iowa, you dont actually have to be in iowa to cast your vote. This is from what they call a satellite caucus in port charlotte, florida. This is where the snowbirds from iowa go. And this just tells you caucuswise all you need to know about this process, especially when you throw a little florida in the mix. Sanders one. Steyer 2. Warren 12. Yang 1. And i dont have uncommitted yet. Is there any uncommitteds . In the hole. Okay. Were you uncommitted back there . Jimmy what about deceased . Is anyone deceased . [ laughter ] no . Okay. Good luck hacking that, putin. [ applause ] i didnt really Pay Attention to what was going on in iowa tonight. I was very busy tonight trying to figure out which of the 15 bachelorettes will win peters caucus. [ laughter ] the big drama this week was between kelsey and tammy, who tammy had a lot to say about kelsey. Kelsey is a hot mess. Shes been crying for weeks. She cried over a champagne bottle for four days. I dont think when my grandpa died i cried for that long. Jimmy well, maybe you didnt love your grandpa as much as she loved that champagne bottle. Have you thought about that . [ laughter ] it got messier from there when kelsey called tammy out for spreading rumors about her. Thats the only thing i addressed and said about you. I didnt start the popping pills thing. I heard that from someone else. From who, then . I dont know what kind of medication you take. I take adderall and birth control. Jimmy your honor, the defense rests. And of course both kelsey and tammy got roses. Another woman who got a rose tonight has an interesting way of expressing discomfort. Like a hungry gila monster mckenna the bachelorette seems to sense danger with her tongue. [ laughter ] in that [ bleep ] group date and you said i never said popping pills. You on the couch. I didnt start the popping pills thing. I heard that from someone else. Lalalalalala jimmy that was a different show. That was the super bowl. [ applause ] a lot of people, they underestimate 102 million americans watched the super bowl last night. But some did not watch the game. So this afternoon we went out on the street and asked people about things that did not happen during the super bowl. No one saw any of the events our reporters about to describe. But did that stop folks on the street from weighing in on them, of course not. In this super bowl liv edition of lie witness news. [ applause ] were getting peoples reflections of the super bowl yesterday. What did you think of the game . Oh, man. I loved it personally because im a cheese fan. Did you think it was weird they named joe montana mvp . No, i didnt think it was weird. To me thats fine. When the losing quarterback spoke to the press after, did you think it was disrespectful when he said thanks for nothing, god . Yeah. Thats a poor sportsmanship comment. What about mahomes when he said im not going to disneyland, im going to arbys . Listen, i thought that was great because everyones expecting disneyland and hes like arbys. I [ bleep ] love arbys. Did you think it was odd that j. Lo flashed a nipple as a tribute to Janet Jackson . No. I quite enjoyed that. Free the nipple. Enjoy your body. Embrace it all. How did people react to that when you were watching the game . I think the group of people i was around, they were for it. How do you feel about the American Dairy council insisting they dump hot milk over the winning teams coach instead of gatorade . I dont i dont like that. Go with the gatorade. When they came and instead of jumping in the big old tub of gatorade they dumped some milk it seemed to me in essence they were whitewashing, right . Is what it meant for me, is that they were whitewashing the nfl. What about the part where shakira gave a lap dance to Terry Bradshaw . Did you think that was inappropriate . Not at all. Did you like that part . Yeah, it was pretty good. When she gave a free lap dance to Terry Bradshaw. I didnt oh, yeah, i did see that one. What did he do . And he was kind of into her, kind of like groping her. A lot of people reacted to the go daddy ad that betty white was in. How did you feel when she appeared completely nude . A little uncomfortable. I love you, betty. But yeah. Granny vibes. But for 90. Aint nothing wrong with it. Some people love granny [ bleep ]. [ applause ] jimmy what did he say . Im very sorry for that. I really have to start coming to rehearsal. Hey, weve got a good show tonight. Tonight we have music from hot country knights, which you will like. We have the new super bowl champion Damien Williams and his friend Eric Stonestreet are here. Well be right back with will arnett. Dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by Little Caesars delivery. Theres a new best thing. New ideas, go. Travelsized bread. Sparkle bread. Bread pets. Dear lord. 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A very special performance. Really take that album cover in for a moment if you would. From a very special band, hot country knights from the mercedesbenz stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night after the state of the Union Address former senator al franken will be here. Pee wee herman himself paul reubens will be here, well have music from big thief and later this week nick kroll, billy crystal, tika sumpter, the tenderloins, plus music from Kelsea Ballerini and russ. So please join us for all that. You know our first guest tonight as bojack, batman, bluth, and a bevy of big names that dont start with the letter b. Next he joins the welltanned whitetoothed league of game show hosts on lego masters. It premieres wednesday night on fox. Please welcome will arnett. [ cheers and applause ] look at that. Wow, you know, i always thought these were made of metal, but these are really cheap what are you doing . Nothing. Why are you so paranoid . Jimmy why are you so clean all of a sudden . Its good to see lets not touch again. Good to see you. Jimmy this trophy looks like its made out of lego its made out of lego [ applause ] jimmy tell me about your super bowl viewing experience yesterday in your prefabricated home. You know, you never miss an opportunity. I built a home in a day. Jimmy dont even bother. This really there are two things that get jimmy. You ready . One is that i live in a prefabricated home that was built in a day. Knows it took three years. The other is i was going to start a vape company. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and tell them tell them what your angle was, though. The angle was it was going to be not nicotine because thats bad for kids. Jimmy what was the it was going to be like vitamin c, vitamin b. Right . Flavor. You have it. Jimmy so in the morning before the kids went to school dont forget to vape your vitamin c. [ applause ] vape your vitamin c. And it seemed like a good idea until it turned out the vapes were killing everybody. [ laughter ] but jimmy jimmy im sorry. Weve gone into an inside joke hole here. And that inside joke being your actual life. But will [ laughter ] true that. Jimmy tell me about bojack horseman. Sure. Jimmy the last six episodes im going to start sitting like trump. You know why he does that. So the tie doesnt rest on his stomach, so it goes straight down. Jimmy oh. Thats why. Jimmy is that why the ties so long . So the tie goes long, which is why he has to tape it, because hes already missed the rung to tuck it in. The narrow end is too short because hes made it long so it doesnt go because if hes back like this its going to go like this, right . So hes got it hanging straight down because he wears lifts as well. Thats why he always does the thing where hes like this. So the tie goes its an old the guys in show business. As much as he hates talking you know, people in show business. Hes in show business. Jimmy will knows this because theyre really good friends, actually. Yeah. By the way really good friends . All im saying is one more kind of piece of bad news i might not vote for him next time. [ laughter ] i might not. Jimmy this is not your problem anyway. Because you because im a filthy canadian. Thats what you were going to say. Jimmy no, a pretty clean canadian. But you are now a part of the canada walk of fame. True story. Jimmy which is like [ applause ] the hollywood walk of fame but for a whole nation. A whole nation. Not just hollywood. Canadas walk of fame. Ive been embraced by the entire nation. Do you know what thats like, to be embraced by a nation . Jimmy i have no idea. Its unbelievable. Its like this big warm simultaneously chilly because its quite cold embrace because its amazing. I went up there. I did the hollywood walk of fame. I did a speech for bateman. For Jason Bateman. [ applause ] jimmy your good friend. You spoke in his honor. I spoke in his honor. Were you there . Jimmy i was not there. You were out of town. Jimmy i dont think i was invited. Theres no way you werent invited. Youre good friends with Jason Bateman as well. But i went to that. The hollywood walk of fame thing it feels like its produced out of the back of a van. Its pretty no, its true. Wait, who got offended . [ laughter ] boy. It really takes anything these days, right . Jimmy this one is a very elegant affair. It was very elegant. I was there with my dad. We were watching, we had mark messier was getting his sister was doing his speech. It was really nice. Jimmy mark messier. Who were the other canadians . Frank gary, mark messier, triumph the band. Sidney clausen, whos a speed skater. Gosh, im missing this really looks badly on me. Jimmy a Childrens Television host. Mr. Dressup. You sent me the clip right after it came out. Jimmy by the way, if youd never seen mr. Dressup, which i havent seen until today. Its surprising. Jimmy yes, it is. Its like a weird canadian mr. Rogers. Yes. Thats quite accurate. I was backstage getting ready, and i was like oh, whats kimmel sending me . Oh, he finds this strange. But then i watch and my dads got to go up when its my turn my dads going to do a sort of intro speech and i see mark messier the great hockey player and his sisters inducting him and his friends. Its a very nice and touching moment and they sort of hug and kiss. My dad turns to me and goes, by the way, you when you come up you dont have to hug me. [ laughter ] true story. And i said oh, okay. Thanks, dad. And like just off in the distance i could hear cats in the cradle playing. So i go totally true. I go up and my dad hands it to me, nice speech, he hands it to me and im just like oh, [ bleep ] it. I go, by the way, my dad told me i dont need to hug him in case youre wondering why im not hugging him. Jimmy is your dad like he doesnt like to express affection . Yeah, yeah, yeah. 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Oh, that felt good [ cheers and applause ] that did feel good. Jimmy thats will arnett in his new show lego masters. It premieres wednesday on fox. I have a couple kids of course and ive spent a lot of time building lego with them. It feels really great fun want to let off a little steam, go down to the play room with a bat. Jimmy youve got pretty good form for a canadian with that baseball bat. I dont know. A lot of people just say im a gifted athlete. I dont know. [ laughter ] by the way, i didnt want to say anything before. This is not the super bowl. This is the gray cup. Out of canada. Jimmy a guy made this thing in three hours. Hes legitimate. Jimmy its not kids doing legos. No. This is adults. Jimmy no kids allowed. Kids were not allowed anywhere near it. We set up a perimeter. Im going to say just to keep the kids out we because kids, they love lego. So what we do we entice and then we dont let them in. Just to torture them. But actually, it was great. There are no kid contestants on the show. But it was great because my kids came a lot, which was fun. We have 3 million pieces on set of lego. And so you know, its a dream just for an adult too. Jimmy dont think its past me you that keep saying lego instead of legos. Whats legos . Jimmy is that what they told you, you must refer to it as lego . Told me. [ laughter ] jimmy i almost feel like youre taunting me at this point. Yeah. I just laid that trap for you. Oh, man. Oh, kimmel. Jimmy the adults are building the lego. Oh, there you go. Look whos on board now. [ laughter ] jimmy and the boys come by im wearing an earpiece in there as theyre sort of talking to me, because its a show, make sure to go over here or whatever. And theyre talking to a contestant. At which point i hear dad. And its archie whos in my ear. I cant say anything because this person is talking to me. He goes, if you can hear me move your left arm. And im like [ laughter ] as were doing the show. 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Jimmy hi there. Welcome back. Yesterday in miami our next guest racked up 133 yards and two touchdowns to power his team to a 4thquarter comeback win and bring an nfl title to kansas city, missouri. From the super bowl champion chiefs please welcome accompanied by super bowl mvp Eric Stonestreet, Damien Williams [ cheers and applause ] welcome. So first of all, congratulations. Really to both of you i guess. Thank you, thank you. Jimmy and damien, let me tell you something about eric here. Eric said on this show five years ago, we were talking about the super bowl. I asked him if he was going to go. He said, i will never go to the super bowl until the Kansas City Chiefs are in the super bowl. And sure enough, this was your first one and look what happened. 50 years, man. Crazy. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you know, when you walked out and we said hello, i just imagined what it must be like to try to tackle you, and i cannot imagine. The blood gets flowing, its a different story. Jimmy have you slept since the game . [ whistling ]. [ laughter ] probably an hour and a half maybe. I saw listen to this. I think im more tired than him and i didnt play in a Football Game. [ laughter ] jimmy you were probably screaming more than damien was at the game. Ill tell you something cool about him. My friend mitchell schwartz, right tackle for the chiefs, he called the shot on the last touchdown. He said you finish the blocks and im going to stick it in the end zone right now. And he did it [ cheers and applause ] jimmy lets talk about this touchdown here. I want to go to the tape here. I dont know if youve even seen this yet. Have you seen this . There you are. And you just get in there i mean, now looking at that now the game is over are you 100 convinced that was a touchdown . [ laughter ] thats some size 13s right there. Jimmy you think you were penalized for having big feet. Listen, two sizes shorter i would have been good. [ laughter ] jimmy how do you feel right now . Pretty good. [ laughter ] oh. Jimmy great stories. You played in miami. You played for the dolphins in miami. And to go there and to win you know, in a place you its almost like getting married in your exgirlfriends yard. You know . [ laughter ] oh, man. Jimmy did you have a lot of friends there from your playing days . Most definitely. I have a lot of guys still working in that building. I still stay in touch with. And it was great to see you know how excited they were for me. Because they see me each and every day coming into work and how hard i work. Jimmy theres a very nice moment. I dont know if youve seen this, eric. But this has gone viral on the internet. There you are after the game. Who are you talking to there . Raheem, man. Thats my dude right there. Jimmy you were talking to raheem from the niners and you guys exchanged jerseys. Thats a tradition . You know, when they started doing this a couple years ago i really wasnt a fan or i really didnt do that much because i didnt want after a win or a loss go up to somebody, hey, let me get your jersey. But now we have a friendship. When he came to miami with us, he was only there tore a short time. We spent each and every day especially being in the same position, we hung out all the time. That was somebody close to me. In that moment you want somebody there for you, close to you. And all the celebrating and everything that was going on. And i seen him running off. And i talked to him before the game, i dont care what happens, i want to speak to you after the game. And my man did that. [ applause ] jimmy thats nice. I will tell you, though, that you realize because you guys won and they didnt the jersey you gave him is worth a lot more than the jersey he gave you. [ laughter ] and thats funny you say that because my mom was like wheres your jersey . Oh, man. I said yeah, i gave it away. Ill call him. Ill get it back for you. Jimmy eric, you got some video on the field too. This is a great moment. Theres andy reid, coach of the chiefs. And then eric comes right in there. Words were exchanged. What did he say to you . He said he loved me, appreciated everything i do. And i told him how much you love me and how much you appreciate me pales in comparison to how much kansas city loves and you appreciates you. Everybody loves andy reid. Hes a great guy. Then we just did one for how about those chiefs jimmy i assume there was a party last night. Yes . Man. Jimmy who among your teammates and you know what i mean when i say that. Lets see. We have too many personalities on our team. You know who had the most fun and enjoyed themselves is coach reid. Jimmy really . He was the life of the party. He had pitbull there, you know. Going crazy. Jimmy he said he was going to get a cheeseburger or something. Yeah. He had to get that cheeseburger. Did you see what coach reid said after pitbull . He said, man, i watched pitbull all night. That guys got some endurance. Jimmy did either of you cry yesterday . I didnt. Jimmy you didnt. I was asked about that. And it was kind of, you know, just all the way around everybody was more emotional about the afc championship than this one. I cried after the end of the game. [ laughter ] i cried this morning in bed. Looking at my girlfriends post that she made on instagram alone in miami. I cried backstage right now. Heres the thing, though, man. This is just one of the guys on the Kansas City Chiefs. But him in that moment with that other player. Thats what being a chief is all about. Its class and respect of your opponent and playing with all your heart. Thats what lamar hunt created. Thats what clark has shepherded. But to bring this back to kansas city, man, the super bowl trophy that lamar hunt named, the super bowl. [ applause ] and this guy on his shoulders, we did it with patrick mahomes. Hes going to cry at the parade because hes going to feel the love of kansas city and see what he means to this city along with the other Kansas City Chiefs. Jimmy you can never go anywhere again. You have to live in kansas city for the whole rest of your life. Where you will be fully appreciated by everyone there. Could anything make this better . Well, i had a great day yesterday. I mean, it was a pretty incredible experience. One thing i was a little bummed out about that didnt happen, i was with i saw coach reid. Id like to have a gatorade bath at some point in my life. Jimmy youd like to have a gatorade dump. This voice deserves a gatorade bath. You want to see one . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we happen to have a kiddie pool here. Well, here you go. [ cheers and applause ] its time to celebrate a super bowl. [ cheers and applause ] how about those chiefs jimmy that ones for you. Eric stonestreet, Damien Williams. Your super bowl champions. Thanks, fellas. Congratulations. Well be right back with hot country knights [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by the 2019 a class. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Tis better than the criminal in democrathe white house. Esident we all have progressive plans to address the big challenges facing our country. What makes me different, is ive been working for ten years outside of washington, to end the corporate takeover of our democracy, and to return power to the american people. I started need to impeach to hold this lawless president accountable. Im proposing big reforms like term limits. A national referendum. And ending corporate money in politics. As president , ill declare Climate Change an emergency on day 1. And, use those powers to finally address the climate crisis. And, ive spent 30 years building a Successful International business. 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Jimmy hot country knights [ cheers and applause ] i woke up by the crack of dawn then i left a note by her bed sayin girl i just gotta get gone thats pretty much all that it said now im out here chasin what ive gotta find i sure hate to leave her behind it aint my fault its that asphalt yeah it calls out my name and im gone just like that i dont really care if its curvy or flat i could stay but theres always a but that makes me jump into my truck theres one big ol reason why im even leaving at all its that asphalt its that asphalt that sweet asphalt been ladies who cant let me go they want me to settle on down whenever they catch me somewhere on the road i ask them to just turn around it aint my fault its that asphalt yeah it calls out my name and im gone just like that oohh i dont really care if its curvy or flat i could stay but theres always a but that makes me jump into my truck theres one big ol reason why im even leaving at all its that asphalt its that asphalt that sweet asphalt it aint my fault its that asphalt and theres always more out there on that open road its never too wide and its never too old i could stay but theres always a but that makes me jump into my truck theres one big ol reason why im even leaving at all its that asphalt that sweet asphalt that sweet asphalt it aint my fault its that asphalt [ whistling ] [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. Tonight, fatal attraction. From red hot sex. He made me feel like a very beautiful person on the inside. To haunting red flags. Shes the sanest crazy person youve ever met. The blond beauty bringing a man to his knees. You are just so attractive. Now new insights from friends and family. The look on her face. It was, it was evil. When their affair took a twisted turn. He had been murdered at least three times over. The bizarre behavior, and the changing faces and