bolton. he wrote, for a guy who couldn't get approved for ambassador to the u.n. years ago, couldn't get approved for anything since, begged me for a non-senate-approved job says libyan model on tv. gets fired because frankly, if i listened to him, we would be in world war vi by now and goes out and writes a nasty book, all classified security. who would do this? here's a better question, who would be stupid enough to hire the person you just described? and, if it's not true, why is it a national security issue. this is quite an argument. everybody told me not to hire john bolton, so i did, and he sucks. trump is all worked up about john bolton's book in which he reportedly says the president personally told him he was holding up the aid to ukraine in exchange for dirt on the biden family. the white house doesn't want anyone to read this. they sent a threatening letter saying the book contains significant amounts of secure material. which is funny coming from the guy who would give the nuclear codes to anyone standing at the mar-a-lago omelet bar. i don't think the letter will work. the only way to keep john bolton from talking now is really for trump to have sex with him and pay him $130,000. meanwhile, "vanity fair" is reporting that john bolton told a bunch of gop donors that trump is mentally unstable. you think? what was the tip-off? was it when he drew on the map and insisted it was weather or canceled the meeting because he couldn't by greenland. he's a hardcore, well-respected republican who until this week donald trump said he got along with him very well. >> some people didn't like john bolton, i got along with him pretty well. the legendry john bolton. i like john bolton. i always got along with him. ive' actually gotten along with him. great john bolton. >> jimmy: now he hates him. tomorrow it will be, "i never met john bolton". i don't even know the guy. a vast majority of americans, 75% of voters believe witnesses should be called to the trial. but 98% of republican senators don't. it's unclear if they will get the four republican votes they need to make it happen. i've been doing my part to motivate one republican senator. mitt romney has indicated he would like to hear from bolton. last night, i encouraged people to cheer romney on. i offered to send his favorite things, twinkies and milk. we sent twinkie the kid and a full, real dairy cow to the senate floor for him today. he didn't seem to notice the cow there. by the way, do you have any idea how much it costs to fedex a cowan a human being? romney yesterday, he was spotted with a contra band bottle of chocolate milk. they did a sketch, a courtroom sketch of him. but it's against the rules, but he drank it anyway. that's who he is now. he's rebel. today was the question and answer portion of the trial. tomorrow we move on to the swimsuit competition. but the way it worked today, senators were asked to write their questions on note cards which chief justice john roberts read out loud, like "whose line is it anyway." sadly, no one asked any good questions, like, senator cruz, what type of porn is your favorite to watch? if i could go up there in front of the senate and present my thoughts, i think i could save us all a lot of time. i'd do it just like this. let me show you. ♪ all right. members of the senate, please put down your fidget spinners and listen up. i know all of you are ready to wrap this up and get back home to your walk-in bathtub. so let's get to it, shall we? here's deal. number one, he did it. and you all know it. don't give me that look, lindsay. we all know, you know he did it, because you don't want witnesses or documents, because witnesses and documents will say he did it. next card. is what the president did impeachable? yes, it is. totally. what trump did is exactly why we have impeachment. checks and balances are at the heart of the constitution. this is what our founding fathers fought for. if you don't believe me, go way back in time and ask bill from "bill and ted", because bill -- oh, hello. wow. so i was just saying. [cheers and applause] i was just saying this is what the founding fathers thought, isn't that right, bill? >> that's right, jimmy, that's totally what these dudes had in mind, checks and balances. >> jimmy: founding fathers, what say you? >> remove the bastard! >> jimmy: very good. thank you, founding fathers, thank you bill. give my best to ted, will you. >> i will. come on, guys, there's a hooters next door. >> jimmy: as we just learned from the founding fathers, the constitution is supposed to protect us from a president like donald trump, and you guys, congress, is supposed to protect the constitution. unfortunately, you're scared. you're scared to go against him because his supporters will eat you like trump eats his bucket of fried chicken. you're in a tough spot, unless you do exactly as i say. listen up. here's the plan. first you're going to change the rules to make the vote by secret ballot. next, you're going to remove this stupid ape like you all secretly want to do, even you, lindsay, that's right. and when your red hat constituents freak out you're going to do what donald trump does. you're going to lie. you're going to swear. it wasn't you. every one of you are going to swear. and then we can get rid of him and move on with our lives. oh, thank you. thank you. thank you, members of congress. i yield the balance of my time. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> guillermo: i also yield the balance of my time. >> jimmy: you're supposed to stay there and yield. >> oh. never mind. >> jimmy: sometimes yielding can be confusing. by the way, impeachment isn't the only high-stakes battle. monday is the iowa caucus. several democrats have been unable to campaign in iowa because they've been stuck in the senate. but not joe biden. he had a town hall in which he had to contend with a very loud reporter from cbs. >> one thing joe biden will have to worry about, michael bloomberg is placing fourth in the polls. little more than a month before he first appears on ballots on super tuesday. nora? >> it looks like joe biden is about to approach you there. ed, that's what happens when you're live on the campaign trail. all right. >> welcome to the campaign trail, nora. >> jimmy: and shut the [ bleep ] up, ed. trying to do a thing here. michael bloomberg is not going to iowa. he's trying to win voters with a barrage of tv spots like this. >> mike's not afraid of the nra, not one bit. just like me, he will get it done. >> he does not tweet. huh. >> i like mike. >> i like mike. i lick mike. >> mike's flushing all his money down the toilet i drink out of. >> i'm mike bloomberg, and i approve this message, woof, woof, bow wow. >> jimmy: mike bloomberg and joe biden are both against legalizing cannabis. which is a shame, which means neither one are likely to get this gentleman's vote. marijuana is legal in the state of michigan. people were lined up to get it. >> i'm frederick miller, f-r-e-d-e-r-i-c-k m-i-l-l-e-r. did you say spell it? well, we're waiting on the dispensary. we're going to go in and check out what they got. i was hoping like a willy wonka thing. someone coming out and doing tricks. but so far it's just cold. >> jimmy: i like the way he thinks. keep in mind, that was before he got the weed. >> i want to try some like edibles, like i'm really interested in that, my experience was like home baked, i guess. yeah. i'm probably going to sit on the couch and smoke a bull, and i don't know, check out, like the new dracula on netflix. i've heard good things, man, i'm excited. >> jimmy: obviously, i'm excited too. so we searched high and even higher, and we tracked frederick down, and he joins us now, again, from the relief center dispensary in niles, michigan this time from inside. how are you? >> how are you doing, man? i'm high as hell. >> jimmy: are you? >> i'm like, right now. >> jimmy: on life or on plants? >> i'm surrounded like them. but we haven't partaked in any of these yet. they got a week yet i heard. >> jimmy: what did you buy when you got in the store? >> oh, they were pleasant people, man. they helped me out. they found a nice little pre-rolled joint of tmo, and it was delicious. >> jimmy: of gmo? >> yeah, right. >> jimmy: monsanto is getting involved in this now. how long were you in line outside the store? >> oh, buddy we waited for like two hours, two and a half. it was totally worth every minute. >> jimmy: will you stand in line to vote for that long? >> i mean, if bernie gets the candidacy, yeah. i'll camp out in a tent, man. >> jimmy: okay. have you considered running for office in your area? >> you know what? i got a lot of good feedback from this interview. people seem to like it. i watched that movie once where a guy became president after getting high a bunch. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, if you dream it, it can happen. >> jimmy: yeah. by the way. i love that way of thinking. i really do. in fact, would you play along with me for a minute? i'd like you to close your eyes if you could. will you close your eyes? >> okay. >> jimmy: make sure you don't see anything. cover them up, perfect. >> yeah! >> jimmy: now, when you open your eyes, are you going to see someone you just mentioned the movies, it's going to blow your mind, all right? open your eyes and who do you see there? >> no way! [ applause ] >> jimmy: say hello to bill s. preston esquire. you know this guy? >> hell, yeah, i do, bud. see, that's a smile i want to just like take it, paste it on my face. >> you can have it, dude. >> jimmy: i really, i see a bill and fred's excellent adventure coming. >> we were talking about this today. like an hour ago, man. >> dude. >> jimmy: how was dracula on netflix? did you like it? >> jimmy, it was most excellent. >> jimmy: thank you very much. [ applause ] well, fred, i'd love to check with you again and find out what you think about random stuff, you know? >> i made a twitter the other day. because i had no idea what was going on. >> jimmy: what is your twitter handle. tell us your twitter handle. >> oh, i think's freddie lynn 91. >> jimmy: it doesn't matter. you'll probably forget to post anyway. party on, frederick. party on. by the way, we're going to send you a year's supply of count chocula breakfast cereal. >> jimmy: tonight on the show, music from orville peck. lakeith stanfield is here. and we'll be right back with jessica simpson. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> dicky: abc's jimmy kimmel live, brought to you by boost mobile. owwwww! this is painful. i bet. i can't load anything. you should switch to boost mobile. you get 4 lines for $25 per line per month on their super fast network. look, there's a boost mobile right there. you even get 4 free samsung galaxy phones when you switch. ahhhhh... wow two of 'em! no, 4 free phones. switch to boost mobile and get 4 lines for $25 per line per month with unlimited data, and 4 free samsung galaxy a20 phones all on our super reliable, super fast network. step up with boost mobile. introducing wendy's 2 for 5. ♪ yeah the only 2 for 5 with wendy's fresh, never frozen beef and the spicy chicken you crave. choose from the dave's single, spicy chicken sandwich, 10 piece crispy, or spicy nuggets. pick any two for 5 bucks! only at wendy's. ♪ not one, but two ...we hid a treator blocking technology... ...from the ultimate nose. ♪ if it can block odors from that nose, it can block odors from yours. be happy, it's glad™. nyquifor your worst cold andrful relieflu symptoms, on sunday night and every night. nyquil severe. the nightime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, best sleep with a cold, medicine. gnocchis.s. raviolis. and them smokeys. curry. fried turkey. cacciatori. chimichurri. berry. mcflurry. 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[cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? very good to see you. >> i am very good. i'm so glad to be on your show not pregnant. >> jimmy: yeah, last time you were here, not only were you pregnant you accidently revealed the gender of your baby. >> i did. i did. >> jimmy: let's see if we can slip into something else. i can't believe this title wasn't taken. >> me either. i'm like, my life is an open book. >> jimmy: not only is a great title. it's directions, oh, you pick it up, open book, and there i go. >> the double meaning makes sense. >> jimmy: was it hard to write a book about your life? was that something that was difficult? >> there's been so many things in my life that have happened. you kind of can't make it up. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i wanted to fill the world in on these fun stories but also emotional stories. >> jimmy: right. >> kind of how i got to the place i'm in now. >> jimmy: some very tough stories. a lot of very fun and interesting stories. >> moments. you'll be crying and then you'll start laughing. >> jim: you auditioned for the mickey mouse club. >> i did. >> jimmy: this is something i never realized. i assumed you obviously would have gotten right into that with, you know, brittany and justin. but you did not get in. >> i went to the finals, but they said i needed like acting lessons. so in dallas, apparently, chuck norris is the person to go to. >> jimmy: well, yeah, you mean for acting lessons? >> he was my acting coach. >> jimmy: was he really? >> yes, he was my acting coach, and he was, you know, a little tough. >> jimmy: i don't want to just slide by chuck norris being your acting coach. what year is this? >> i mean, i was 12 years old, so '92. >> jimmy: '92. now this is just before "walker texas ranger". >> yes, and barney was my acting partner. >> jimmy: the dinosaur? >> yeah. basically he said i had too many expressions on my face. >> jimmy: barney? >> no. barney's in a suit. >> jimmy: he had a school for acting? >> yes, he had a school for acting. >> jimmy: the chuck norris school for acting. >> yes, i was destined to get a razzie. >> jimmy: i took karate lessons from lee strasburg. so you're in chuck's class. >> he saw one of my tapes. he told me i moved my eyebrows too much. >> jimmy: he did? >> yeah, and i had to do all of my lines with my eyebrows taped. >> jimmy: taped now. >> well, he asked me who my favorite actor was, and i thought, should i say chuck norris? and he told me to channel my inner denzel washington. >> jimmy: okay. he told a 12 year old girl to channel her inner denzel washington. >> i mean, i didn't know who that was at the time. my eyebrows were taped down. >> jimmy: what kind of tape? >> just like some masking tape. >> jimmy: masking tape. >> like scotch tape. >> jimmy: who put the tape on your head? >> well, it wasn't chuck but it was like his person. >> jimmy: he has a taper. >> he has an actual taper for your eyebrows. >> jimmy: this is some school. >> it ruined every denzel washington movie. all i do is watch for his eyebrows like every scene. >> jimmy: wow. >> i'm looking at his eyebrows. >> jimmy: do you think there's anything to this? >> apparently, chuck norris is very serious. and i literally was like 12 years old. this is the mickey mouse club, aren't we supposed to be like, ah! >> jimmy: yes, you are. and being rejected by mickey mouse has got to hit you hard, too. >> it was painful in that moment. it was the most devastating thing i could have gone through, you know. >> jimmy: did you have a relationship with the other mouseketeers? >> i, throughout life, we all found our way back to each other in ways. we were in the same circuit. and i knew justin timberlake very well. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> after divorce and he was out of a relationship, he was over at my house. >> jimmy: oh. >> and we shared a nostalgic kiss, and i thought, oh, this is interesting. and he took his phone out and started typing. and i was like, okay. i hope that's not, like another girl, like did i like stick my tongue out too much? but apparently, him and ryan gosling had a bet on who would kiss me first when they were 12 years old, so he texted ryan and said he won the bet. and i was like, oh! okay. so we don't kiss again. >> jimmy: yeah, wow, that's, now did they know about these stories in the book? >> i mean, no. but that's just a little part. >> jimmy: yeah, well, that's something else. how much did they bet? did you ever find out? >> what? >> jimmy: how much did they bet? >> i don't even know what they bet. lord knows. i'd have to ask justin. >> jimmy: ryan gosling, you never had a crush on him? >> i was 12, i was like, this guy's so cool, he's from canada. i don't know where that is on the map. but i really think that's amazing and there was something so cute about him. >> jimmy: i still feel that way about him. i really do. this is crazy. >> but justin won the bet. >> jimmy: have your parents read the book? >> they have. >> jimmy: they have. you went to fire your dad at one point. is that something you talk about? >> i do talk about in the book, that was a very hard thing to do. he was my manager, and that was our relationship. >> jimmy: how did that go? did you call him into your office? >> no, i didn't even have an office. he did. >> jimmy: did you call him to his office? >> no, we were actually at dinner, just like a family dinner. >> jimmy: did you wait until the meal had been served? >> no, it just flew out of my mouth. >> jimmy: in an angry way? >> no, this is how i had to take care of -- my parents were going through a divorce at the time -- and this is the way i had to take care of the situation. >> jimmy: was the whole family just eating? i would not have missed one beat of it. >> he's back stage right now. >> jimmy: you rehired him? >> no, he's like my best friend. both my parents are backstage. >> jimmy: even though they're split up. >> always supporting me. >> jimmy: you didn't fire them as your parents. >> no, he was a great manager, but at the time i needed to do things on my own. >> jimmy: explain it to him. there's a lot of good stuff. jessica simpson is here. this is her book. it's called "open book". we'll be right back with jessica. 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[cheers and applause] >> jimmy: don't get ridiculous. >> i don't think you know my taste. >> jimmy: i'll buy you a very small house with a lot of cameras in it. you have a lot of great stories in the book. one of them is about going to the white house. you performed at the white house for president bush, right? >> i did, i did. multiple times. i, i mean, the white house is so enchanting, you know. and i was there for the holidays. >> jimmy: mm-hm. christmas at the white house. >> i mean, it's really a spectacular place to be. and my father and i were walking around and meeting people. and he introduced me to the secretary of interior, and i'm like, i love what you've done with the place. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how did the secretary react to that statement? >> oh, she walked away. as my dad was pinching my arm. >> jimmy: president bush probably said the same thing when he met her, too. that's pretty good. what's the most embarrassing thing you reveal personally in the book as far as light stuff goes? >> i mean, there's lots of embarrassing moments, and i think that what's fun is that i actually like reveal them, share them. i mean, i don't know what the actual most embarrassing thing is. >> jimmy: you don't seem that uptight. >> i did mess up the lyrics to "god bless america" at the white house. i said "god bless the rivers." i was asking god to bless them. but the president came up to me afterwards and says god blesses the rivers too, jessica. okay. i know that was a mess up. now i'm afraid of rivers. >> jimmy: is it true you used to paint abs onto your body? >> yeah. that i do admit. i have a chapter called "eye shadow abs." it's like pop culture to show your stomach, and i wasn't very comfortable with it. i didn't have a six pack, but i drew it on with my eye shadow. >> jimmy: did it look like six pack or did it look like tic-tac-toe? >> it was tic-tac-toe. i didn't know what i was doing. people like shade this. i even shaded my bellybutton inside. >> jimmy: do you have stories that people ask you not to put in the book? >> no, i mean, i, i am an open book. i think everybody expects like it to be open. and it is. and like i was letting my family read every part, every chapter. >> jimmy: is there anyone you're nervous about when they read it, what their reaction is going to be? >> hm-mm. no. >> jimmy: did you run it by everyone who is detailed in the book? >> no. because i think they might know what stories i'm going to say. >> jimmy: all the boy friends are in here. it's, yeah. >> it's juicy, but it's also very inspirational. there are very like emotional moments. it is about my sobriety and my walk through life and just, you know, like success and how to handle it and. >> jimmy: right, right. >> i'm very honest. >> jimmy: well, here it is. it's called "open book", jessica simpson. available on tuesday. we'll be back with lakeith stanfield. ♪ i suffered with psoriasis for so long. i felt gross. people were afraid i was contagious. i was covered from head to toe. i was afraid to show my skin. it was kind of a shock after... i started cosentyx. i wasn't covered anymore. four years clear. five years now. i just look and feel better. see me. cosentyx works fast to give you clear skin that can last. real people with psoriasis look and feel better with cosentyx. don't use if you're allergic to cosentyx. before starting get checked for tuberculosis. an increased risk of infections and lowered ability to fight them may occur. tell your doctor about an infection or symptoms, if your inflammatory bowel disease symptoms develop or worsen, or if you've had a vaccine... ...or plan to. serious allergic reactions may occur. i look and feel better with cosentyx. five years is just crazy. see me. ask your dermatologist if cosentyx could help you move past the pain of psoriasis. then there's fresh value from subway. like the six inch oven roasted chicken for just two ninety-nine. it's seasoned all white meat chicken raised without antibiotics. start the year off fresh. fresh value. only from subway. like make us feel better. it gives us a helping hand when all we have are feet. 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[cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: this is quite an ensemble you have here. where do you even get pants like that? >> you know, it seems to have come from the heavens above. >> jimmy: and is the dollar your addition or was that part of the coat when you bought it? >> you mean, you never know, man, you might fall on hard times. you need need that dollar. >> jimmy: you might have to slit it open and give it to the valet as you leave. >> i would hope i give him more than that. >> jimmy: there might be more under it. >> and i might be in a yabba dabba do situation. >> jimmy: what's a yabba dabba do situation. did you go to the chuck norris school of acting? >> i haven't studied. >> jimmy: never did. just came into it naturally? >> no. >> jimmy: you're good at it. >> i went to a modeling school to learn to walk the runway. >> jimmy: how long was the school? >> six, eight months? >> jimmy: and do you feel like you really learn anything at a modeling school? >> no. >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you either look good or you don't, right? i mean. >> as long as you make the clothes look good, you're doing your job. >> jimmy: what's key to the runway walk? >> be expressionless and show off the clothes. it's all about the product. >> jimmy: all about the clothes. >> yeah. >> jimmy: good posture important? >> yeah. you can see i didn't pay much attention in that arena. >> jimmy: you were fantastic in "uncut gems", that movie with adam sandler, i love that. [cheers and applause] by the way, kevin garnett, who is terrific in that movie. was that fun working with a guy who'd never done any acting before? >> it was, it was. i felt like it was an exchange of inspiration. i was inspired by him and his massive talent as a ball player, and he was sort of inspired by me on set. so it's quite nice to have that exchange. >> jimmy: did you help him? did he seek your help? >> i think you kind of help yourself. the main thing is to soak it all in and watch and learn. we were learning from each other. i saw him on the court on a separate occasion just like getting it, and i was like, i'm just going to watch. >> jimmy: well, you're not really invited to play, probably, right? i mean. >> yeah, it's true. you got to play your lane, you know? >> jimmy: especially when it comes to someone as big as kevin garnett. now you're the romantic lead in this movie with issa rae. is that something you always imagined doing? >> no. >> jimmy: no? >> no. >> jimmy: i would have guessed your answer would be no. >> ah, man, i wouldn't have ever guessed i'd be on this show here. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: that i knew was going to happen. no, but just being in a movie where it's like a valentine's day movie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're in love. it's really like kind of a traditional american movie for couples, is that correct >> correct, yeah. i mean, if you've ever been in love, know anything about love, ever experienced it or wanted to experience it, then you can understand and connect to this movie. that's all of us. >> jimmy: i want to speak about another movie, movie you were not in. you were invited to the premiere of joker, and this is how you showed up to the premiere of joker. i'll get another one that's a little closer. did you, did someone tell you everyone was dressing up like joker? >> no, i just like dressing up. and i also love the joker. >> jimmy: i hear you want to play the joker. >> i would love to play the joker. that would be beautiful. >> jimmy: were you bummed when, that's a role that you really want to play, and then you see oh, they just did it and it came out great, does that make you go oh, i have to wait for like 12 years. >> that makes me go wait until they see me do it. >> jimmy: oh, it does? >> i make my own personal joker movies with my own personal camera, all you got to do is dress up and make your own. >> jimmy: are you making your own joker movies at home? >> why not, i still had the makeup on. >> jimmy: are you a comic book guy in general or just joker? >> just joker. >> jimmy: there are no other villains you have your eye on to play. >> just joker. and i ain't jokin'. i love this crowd. you can say anything. they're turned up. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: well, in fairness, they saw this picture, and they're scared. >> you know, my grill was made out of foil. >> jimmy: was it really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you must have no cavities with no fillings. >> i just got no cash. >> jimmy: that's not true at all. you'll always have that dollar right there in your pocket. it's great to see you. movie is called "the photograph" is in theaters valentine's day. and we'll return with music from orville peck. ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is present the by the amg, four-door coupe. mercedes amg, driving performance. tis better than the criminal in democrathe white house.esident we all have progressive plans to address the big challenges facing our country. what makes me different, is i've been working for ten years outside of washington, to end the corporate takeover of our democracy, and to return power to the american people. i started need to impeach to hold this lawless president accountable. i'm proposing big reforms like term limits... ...a national referendum... ...and ending corporate money in politics. as president, i'll declare climate change an emergency on day 1. and, use those powers to finally address the climate crisis. and, i've spent 30 years building a successful international business. so, i can take on donald trump on the economy - and beat him. i'm tom steyer and i approve this message - because there is nothing more powerful than the unified voice of the american people. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank alex winter, jessica simpson and lakeith stanfield, apologies to matt damon. 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