celebration, that was it. our 17th anniversary is on sunday, which is crazy. so much has happened over the last 17 years. i grew a beard. the hatchi mall i discovered into our parking lot blossomed into a full, adorable, grown little man. happy 3,000, guillermo. is there anything you'd like to say to america on this special occasion, our 3,000s show? >> guillermo: thank you for watching the show, everybody. i wish my uncle frank were here. thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: i wish he was here too, and i want to say he was my uncle frank, not yours, but i'm happy to share him with you. >> guillermo: thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you, guillermo. i can't remember what it was like doing the show with you. i happened upon some reviews of our first show. we premiered on january 26th, 2003, after the super bowl. it was a sunday night. a lot of people were watching. and these are the reviews i woke up to the next morning. okay, you want to hear these? here we go. [ cheers and applause ] from "the hollywood reporter." you expect that with any show, particularly one broadcast live, there are going to be little glitches and technical flubs. and in that respect, kimmel didn't disappoint. [ laughter ] what is hard to overlook was the aimlessness of the entire production, the disorganization of the host, and the overall lack of anything remotely resembling humor. [ laughter ] it's been reported kimmel has a budget for writers but nothing in the premiere indicated any had been hired. [ laughter and applause ] in fairness that was one opinion. "variety" says, kimmel at every turn appeared unprepared. that's bad, right? to be unprepared. the paper of record, the failing "new york times," perhaps no late night television show should be too exciting, its viewers after all are hoping to drift off to sleep. the producers of "jimmy kimmel live" have taken that notion too far. we took it for 3,000 shows. [ cheers and applause ] i hated them at the time but the reviews were totally right, i don't know how we're still on the air. 3,000 shows ago donald trump still wasn't on "the apprentice" yet, he was still doing pizza hut commercials. now he's the star of a very popular impeachment trial which started today in the united states senate. [ cheers and applause ] all the senators, all 100 of them, took an oath swearing impartial justice. even though majority leader mitch mcconnell openly has admitted he is not an impartial juror and has been coordinating everything he does with the white house. he also proposed a crazy schedule that would have given each side 24 hours over two days, which would have meant the arguments would go on well into the night when nobody was awake to see them. people online started calling him "midnight mc-con artist, putin's little mitch. so trump can take a victory lap at his state of the union address on february 4th. under the rules the trial won't begin until 1:00 p.m. every day. which seems a little bit late. in fairness that is how long it takes senator mcconnell to get to the senate floor. especially if he stops to nibble some lettuce along the way. the big question is whether or not the senate is going to call witnesses. mcconnell wants no witnesses because, you know, witnesses are the ones who saw the crime. so no good can come of hearing from them. he and his fellow republicans keep saying they're following the template established in the clinton impeachment trial, even though this trial is very different. bill clinton had sex with one person. donald trump screwed a whole country. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it was and is expected to be a partisan affair. chuck schumer, the democrat in charge, proposed three amendments that got shut down. one of them to ask the white house for documents. the republican majority voted against that. then he proposed a second amendment to subpoena documents from the state department, that also got nixed by the republicans, as did the third. their hope is to have as little evidence introduced as possible. trump's lawyer, pat cipollone, said it's ridiculous democrats want to call witnesses and claimed witnesses in the hearing in the house were threatened. he's right, witnesses were threatened. by donald trump. he threatened the witnesses on twitter while they were testifying. but i don't blame these trump lawyers for trying. they don't really have much of a defense. what are they going to say, uh-uh? [ laughter ] one of trump's other lawyers, jay sekulow, was left with this. >> what happened in the past, we should just ignore. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, that's -- right. o.j. is at home going, i agree with that. [ laughter ] trump's defense team isn't even denying he did what he's accused of, they just say it doesn't rise to the level of impeachment, like jeffrey dahmer saying it doesn't rise to the level of cannibalism. trump tweeted, read the transcripts. this is the 35th time he's tweeted. unfortunately we did read the transcripts, that's why he's on trial right now. the truth is he's republican senators, who all voted against subpoenaing the documents from the budget office, these are documents that likely would prove that trump ordered them to withhold the money that was supposed to go to ukraine, they don't care about evidence. they know he's guilty. the fact that donald trump did this is as clear as donald jr.'s head, that's why they don't want you to see more evidence. if you have a problem with that, the best thing you can go is vote, go to vote.gov and use this mockery of democracy to motivate yourself and others to register to vote. in the meantime, small consolation, these senators are going to be locked in that room for quite a while, they're not allowed to leave the chamber during the trial, attendance is mandatory. they're not allowed to bring phones or electronic devices in, with one exception, ted cruz will be provided with an ipad so he can quietly watch porn, but that's it. [ laughter ] the senators are not allowed to speak to each other, so they have to pass notes. they're only allowed to drink water or milk. [ laughter ] the same rules i have for my 5 and 2-year-old children. [ laughter ] why do i feel like vice president pence had something to do with the milk rule? [ laughter ] there's a conservative political action committee palled american action network that's been running these commercials in swing states starring a suburban teacher and housewife named stacy. stacy is so disappointed with her local representatives focused on impeachment she felt she had nothe only problem is s actually an actress who spot how simultaneously lives in new york, new jersey, nevada, iowa, utah, pennsylvania, new mexico, maine, and virginia. >> there's so many issues they should be working on, it's so disappointing. i just wish max rose would let us decide the elections and get to work on issues that matter. there's so many issues they should be working on. it's so disappointing. i just wish andy kim would let us decide the elections and get to work on issues that matter. i wish susie lee would let us decide the elections. i wish abby finkenauer. i wish ben mcadams. abigail spannberger. and get do work on the issues that matter. >> jimmy: yeah. i bet her name's not even stacy. it's probably olga from olsk or something. the president is in switzerland for the world economic forum in davos. why we let them leave the country while on trial i don't know, he's clearly a flight risk. the president isn't letting the impeachment get him down. today he used his time at the podium to tell his fellow world leaders just what they wanted to hear, that america is winning like never before. >> we're continuing to work on things that you'll be hearing about in the near future. that even today, sitting here right now, you wouldn't believe it's possible. that we have found the answers. you'll be hearing about it. but we have found answers to things people said would not be possible. >> jimmy: right, right. [ laughter ] now if you'll excuse me we need to go come up with that. he doesn't realize he's the thing we didn't think was possible. [ laughter ] he also said when it comes to climate change, we should stop being so negative and embrace optimism. which is great. thanks, 73-year-old man. what are you worried about? i'll be dead in 20 years, be optimistic. he did announce the united states will join in an initiative to plant more trees, part of they're trying to plant a trillion trees which is positive. why do i suspect most of those trees will be part of the landscaping at the trump international golf resorts? according to a new poll by cnn a slight majority of americans, 51% of americans, say the senate should remove trump from office. this impeachment is probably going to turn out to be the biggest political story of our lives. but i wonder how closely people are following it. this afternoon we went out to the street, we asked people -- i know. [ laughter ] we asked people how they voted on trump's impeachment today. now only senators get to vote on that. [ laughter ] but did that stop people from claiming they voted, went to the ballot box today? let's find out in a new impeacenedion of "lie witness news." [ cheers and applause ] >> we're talking today about the big u vot did you vote to impeach or not to impeach? >> i voted to impeach. >> what were the lines like at your polling place? >> uh -- they were actually not as long as i thought they would be, unfortunately. >> have you voted in presidential impeachments in the past? >> first time. >> how did it feel? >> i think it felt empowering to speak my voice. >> what would you tell people who haven't gone out to vote today? >> your vote is your voice, you've got to get out there and speak your mind. >> how were the lines at your polling place today? >> pretty busy out there. >> did you vote for impeachment or against impeachment? >> i voted against the impeachment. >> against the impeachment? >> yeah, yeah, everybody needs a second chance and we all make mistakes. >> what would you say to people who haven't yet voted on the impeachment today? >> i'd tell them -- your vote counts, i guess. you know. >> even in fictional elections? >> even in fictional elections. >> how did you vote on the impeachment vote today? did you vote for impeachment or against it? >> i vote against it. >> did you do a mail-in vote? >> no. >> you voted out here? >> i think so, yeah. >> how did you guys vote in the impeachment? did you vote to impeach the president or not impeach him? >> not to impeach. >> not to impeach. >> you voted to not? did you go to your voting place or text your vote to mcconnell? >> i guess i texted mcconnell. >> for the people who didn't bother to text their vote to mitch mcconnell, let them know how important their vote is. >> your voice matters now. donald trump could save this nation. if you don't vote now to keep donald trump in office, you know, this nation is on a rise. so -- >> yep, make your voice heard. voice who's the best person out there, and we'll see where this election goes, and mitch mcconnell, see what you send back, boy. >> you guys are the future, right? >> yes. >> yes, definitely. >> voice got to be heard, everything and that. >> eagle scouts, yep. >> before you go let me hear the official eagle scout call. >> quaaaa! >> jimmy: all right, thank you, scouts. 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[ cheers and applause ] then this is his album, it is titled "el dorado." marcus king from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] it's good. tomorrow night, colin farrell will be here, dave salmoni is bringing wild animal friends, and we'll have music from the weeknd. and on thursday, kumail nanjiani and sting. please join us for that. our first guest tonight is an actor, a tyler, and now a first responder too. she joins rob lowe at what has to be the best-looking emergency response team ever on "911:lone star." watch it monday nights on fox. please welcome liv tyler. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> good, how are you? >> jimmy: i haven't seen you in quite some time. >> i know, i was looking in the hallway at all the photos. >> jimmy: since you were on "the leftovers" i think is the last time you were here. >> when i was pregnant with my baby girl. >> jimmy: yes, you were pregnant -- yeah i feel like you hid that from me. you moved also out of the country since then. >> yes. we -- i'm living in london. i fell in love with an englishman and we have two babies. >> jimmy: why did you go there? did you see trump coming? [ laughter ] your husband's work keeps him there? >> yeah, he lives there, his work keeps him there. he has a son and we brady bunched. >> jimmy: gotcha. how old are your children now? >> my eldest is 15, david's son is 12, grey. my 4-year-old saylor and lula is 3. >> jimmy: do the kids think of themselves as americans in england or do they just think of themselves as english children? >> myla is a little bit of a reluctant -- he's a real new yorker, he's got an american accent. the babies have complete english accents, mummy. >> it's so sweet, it's very sweet. i'm always reminding them because they say the english words for everything. they'll say the stroller, they call it a buggy. trash can's a bin. so they'll say the english version. like chips. i'll say, you mean you want some french fries? [ laughter ] i'm trying to remind them of all the -- but now i started saying -- >> jimmy: you're saying their words? yeah, that's what happens. before your it you'll be rooting for the wrong team at the olympics. [ laughter ] london is a great city. >> it's beautiful. >> jimmy: what is your least favorite thing about living there and being away from the united states? >> it's really funny because it's really basic things. like the 24-hour clock, i can't get my head around it. i don't know what 19:00 means. i have to have a chart in the kitchen. celsius and fahrenheit. >> jimmy: oh, forget about it. >> it really mets me. >> jimmy: you've been there awhile, you still haven't figured that out. >> it's really silly, i should figure -- and driving, i'm too scared to drive on that side. which is weird because i'm a good driver there. >> jimmy: because everybody's on the wrong side of the road. >> it just scares me. >> jimmy: i mean, almost -- >> the roundabouts. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> the rules. like pedestrians do not have the right-of-way in england at all. so that -- there's like -- sort of different things. >> jimmy: you mentioned this to one of our producers. and that -- you said that you have some confusion with the street signs there. and this -- i started going through these. and this is unbelievable to me. >> it's so funny. oh wow. okay. >> jimmy: maybe you can help tell us -- i'm not sure that you even know what these -- i'm going to ask our audience, what does this mean to you? right, this is a bicycle zone, right? >> a bicycle lane? >> jimmy: guess what, this actually means no bicycling. >> ah-ha. >> jimmy: and yet there's no cross. but then you've got this. and this means -- >> what is that? >> jimmy: the national speed limit applies. >> oh boy. >> jimmy: you really don't know what's going on. now this confusing sign means no waving. >> okay, okay. >> jimmy: you tell me if i have any of these wrong. >> i don't know. >> jimmy: this means no motor vehicles. everything is no. i mean, like when they got "ghostbusters" over there they must have been, what the hell is going on? this is one i never saw before. this is t-junction with priority for vehicles on the right. >> wow. >> jimmy: now what do you think this means? >> wow -- no idea. i've never seen that one. >> jimmy: this means no vehicles carrying explosives. [ laughter ] if i sign i'd be like, boy, i should get some explosives. [ laughter ] and this one is interesting. this one is -- harry potter. this is no wizards allowed, yeah. [ laughter ] so we've learned that you should probably just take a cab. >> yeah, i'm taking uber. >> jimmy: they have uber? >> no, i actually take black cabs everywhere and i have so much fun. >> jimmy: you talk to the drivers? >> i interview them, i ask them a million questions. they're very sweet. they have to take these very extensive tests to become a taxi driver. >> jimmy: i see. >> for four years they drive around on vespas and they have to know every single street in london so they actually know what they're talking about. >> jimmy: compared to new york taxi drivers? >> the opposite. going down the wrong way. >> jimmy: they're not studying for something? your husband is a sports agent, right? or your fiance? >> he used to play football. >> jimmy: he did? >> when he was a kid, through all his teens. i guess he stopped in his early 20s, at manchester united, when he was a kid. i don't know how all that works. i know nothing about sports. >> jimmy: manchester united, that's the top of the thing. see, like i stopped when i was a kid, which was 9. [ laughter ] >> no, he was winning all these trophies and stuff when he was a kid, yeah. which makes him more spoiled than me. i'm always like, i'm the rock star's kid. but he grew up in such a -- like in the house especially with his family, it's all about football. every weekend, everybody's standing out in the cold, freezing, all to watch their -- >> jimmy: do you go to the games with him? >> i do sometimes, yeah. >> jimmy: do you enjoy that? >> i do, i just have no idea what's going on. it's so far away. football, i call it football now. see, i'm getting it all mixed up. >> jimmy: it's so far away because your seats are not good? >> no, it's like -- a basketball game, you're right there, i feel like. >> jimmy: yes, yes. >> even base -- i don't know, there's something about soccer that it feels very far away. the pitch is huge. and there's a lot of chanting. >> jimmy: and you're not -- >> the chants are crazy. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, the chants. >> the rules, i have no idea, he's tried to explain. >> jimmy: have you learned any of the songs or the chants? >> i'm always so surprised. we'll sit down and there's kids everywhere and families and oh my god, this is so inappropriate. because they're shouting [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> all these words and i'm like, oh my god! very english words. i'm turning red now just saying it. >> jimmy: i want to mention to our audience at home, you didn't hear it, you heard a bleep, but liv just said some very, very bad words. [ laughter ] like far beyond what we imagined what they were going to be. [ laughter ] hold on. >> but the "c" word -- >> jimmy: didn't you see the sign? [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: we're going to fake a break, life tyler is here. the show is "911." we'll be right back. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by old spice ultra smooth, available at walgreens. smell like your own man, man. (paul) sprint has great news for you and your family. really great news! you can get both an unlimited plan... (sprintern) ...and the powerful new iphone 11 (paul) ...included for just $35 a month when you switch. (sprintern) whoa. what a deal. 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[ laughter ] you know, nicole richie was here. and i was asking her about lionel, her dad, and what goes, you know -- what she -- you know, everybody, when you watch your parents sing, it's a weirdly vomit does type of feeling that you get. is it cool for you to watch your dad sing? >> oh, i -- i mean, yeah. he's pretty amazing. >> jimmy: well, yeah, he's amazing. >> but as a performer he doesn't half-ass anything. he really is singing his heart out. i'm actually usually pretty impressed that he's still -- but he does things that embarrass me. >> jimmy: yeah, he embarrasses you. >> like pumping his mic stand. dad. they're in vegas right now so there's clips all the time. >> jimmy: so he's really humping his mic stand. he's taking his mic stand to the room and humping it there. >> jimmy: he licks people's faces sometimes. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. the show is called "911:lone star. monday nights on fox. liv tyler, everybody. be right back with michael irvin! i thought i was managing my moderate to severe crohn's disease. then i realized something was missing... me. my symptoms were keeping me from being there. so, i talked to my doctor and learned humira is for people who still have symptoms of crohn's disease after trying other medications. and the majority of people on humira saw significant symptom relief and many achieved remission in as little as 4 weeks. humira can lower your ability to fight infections, including tuberculosis. serious, sometimes fatal infections and cancers, including lymphoma, have happened; as have blood, liver, and nervous system problems, serious allergic reactions, and re befo tatment, serious allergic reactions, and ll youdoor areas whe cerin fungal fe a common, and if you've had tb, hepatitis b, are prone to infections, or have flu-like symptoms or sores. don't start humira if you have an infection. be there for you, and them. ask your gastroenterologist about humira. with humira, remission is possible. ll been here before. the conference room. the speaker phone. the missing files. not in the room? then you're not in the know. well, this has been nice, but can we not? how about we invite everyone you work with, to work together? be seen, be heard, be there when you're not. share your files, and your opinion. and maybe even a happy little fruit guy. when you're ready to unleash the power of your team, open teams. 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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, welcome back to the show. our next guest knows a bit about playing in big games this time of year. he's a three-time super bowl champ, won a national title in college, and wins best-dressed almost every season. you can watch him on "nfl game day morning" a week from sunday when the san francisco 49ers take on the kansas city chiefs in super bowl liv. please welcome hall of famer michael irvin. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i always like to see what you're going to wear when you come out, because you do -- and you're pretty -- you know what, you've toned it down a little bit. >> a little bit here today, jim. i came out last time with that gold jacket on. >> jimmy: yes. >> and there's certain things when i wear it my wife says, we weren't ready to see you in that, baby. [ laughter ] so, you know, i toned it down. jim, you get to come out -- listen, i was standing back there doing all my poses, practicing. i always wanted that slide-out door. used to get it once a week when they introduced you for the start of the game, it's that moment. you get that five nights a week! man. [ laughter ] i surely miss that more than anything in football, i miss that. >> jimmy: come out every night, we'll let you do the thing, i don't mind. >> i wish, man. my pimp at home, that's what i call my life -- [ laughter ] yeah, she wants me making the money, i can't be working at a door, yeah. >> jimmy: do you miss playing, miss being on the field every week? >> absolutely. it's nothing like -- honestly, miss playing football, it's nothing like it. you got 53 guys and everybody's in a -- we're going crazy. everybody's like -- running into people, then you're hurting for the next four days, i miss that like i don't know what. >> jimmy: that part you don't miss. >> i miss that too. >> jimmy: you miss the pain. >> i miss it all. >> jimmy: interesting. >> i travel five, six days a week, i come home, i say, babe, i made it home, i'm safe. okay, great, i'm so happy. stop by the store. i'm like, are you joking? >> jimmy: on the way home, pick something up, yeah. >> what do you want, baby? just send me a picture. and i do it. >> jimmy: maybe that's the pain that you now suffer. that's the new pain that you have. going to cvs on the way home. >> she doesn't see this job as working. >> jimmy: i see. >> baby, i've been working, all over the country. she said, you've been watching football games. >> jimmy: speaking of watching football games, when you were playing, and obviously you're one of the greatest ever. what did you think of the guys, like the retired athletes who were then on tv talking about the guys who were on the field? what did you guys think of those guys? >> and we all say we don't watch it. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> you watch everything. >> jimmy: you do watch it. >> you read everything. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> they give a packet that goes around the facilities with all the articles. you hear everything everybody says about you. i used to hate those guys. you i'm that guy, you know? he don't know what he's talking about! he wasn't in our locker room! now i'm that guy. >> jimmy: chiefs and niners in the super bowl, who do you feel like is going to win? >> this game is so great, you know what i mean? everybody has to play together. there's no individual isolated success in football. you have to play together. so it's not just your skill set. it's also your connectivity that matters. you know, how well do you play together? and both of these teams play well together, man. honestly, i got san francisco. and it hurts me to say san francisco. because i got to delineate between my head and my heart. my head really sees san francisco as the winning team. my heart says, you don't want san francisco to win because they'll have six super bowls and the cowboys only have five, you don't want them to have more than you. but i do have san francisco winning. >> jimmy: you have three super bowl rings. [ cheers and applause ] that first one was 1993. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: so that team was really maybe the most fun team ever, right? >> there's nothing like the first. >> jimmy: certainly of the modern era. >> right, right. >> jimmy: winning that first super bowl, first of all, what -- forget the game stuff. what pops into your head when you think about that day, when you were there playing in the super bowl. >> oh, well, first of all, we went from 3-13 one year, 1-15 the next year, two years later we were in our first super bowl. and it was here in l.a. it was in the rose bowl. so it was hollywood all the way around, jim. it was incredible, the scene. we landed here, we were crashing some recording parties and they were telling us, be quiet in the back. we're like, we're the party! we're the super bowl! of course they picked us out of the party. the one thing i remember more than anything is, all of this is going on around the super bowl. we had michael jackson performing at halftime. >> jimmy: wow. oh yeah. >> oh my god. michael jackson then was everything, man. >> jimmy: yeah. >> all i remember, even during the game, wait a minute, michael jackson at halftime, man, we're going to be going over plays with michael jackson performing, you know? so i must admit, while we were going in at halftime, and it's longer halftime. i told coach, i got to go to the bathroom. he said, okay, all right, go to the bathroom. i went to the bathroom, then i snuck right on back out and went all the way out, and i watched michael jackson. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you did. >> you got to believe i watched michael jackson. what? >> jimmy: did you miss any of it? anything -- >> the halftime stuff? yeah. when i got back, what's wrong? i thought i had a one but it was a two. it took a little longer. he said, come in, i'll catch you up. he caught me up. >> jimmy: wow. >> i got to see the halftime. still went back and won the super bowl. [ cheers and applause ] we won the super bowl. >> jimmy: good thing. >> i got to see michael jackson, yeah. >> jimmy: you had to choose between the super bowl and the toilet bowl. so you have -- you know what, i have to say, one of the -- you have more great stories than almost anybody i know. we've had the pleasure of chatting. have you thought about writing a book? because you should write a book. >> so funny you say that. for years there have been people trying to get me to write a book. >> jimmy: yes, of course. >> i've always been afraid. i work with jan miller, we hired a writer, everything in contract. >> jimmy: oh, can you give us -- >> "meeting me at the super bowl." >> jimmy: one story from the book that will really surprise us, something that we don't know, something you don't want your children to read. >> that's exactly what i said to her, oh my god. she's been chasing me about writing this book. i said, there's a lot of things i don't want my children to know about you know what i mean? >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> i said, i'm not writing this, my kids can read now. she said, michael, don't worry, they have this thing called the internet, they already read about it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's probably true. that's probably true. >> i never thought about that. i was like, oh, you might be right. you know, i never thought. for some reason i thought i can protect them from some of that stuff. >> jimmy: no, no. >> yeah, that's some scary stuff, man. >> jimmy: life tyler was here, her dad is steven tyler, she still loves him. [ cheers and applause ] so give us one. >> so -- so you're saying i got a little room for error right now? >> jimmy: exactly, plenty of room. >> i can take that. okay, i can tell you. this happened when i first got to miami. there's so many other kinds of stories that i'm going to put in this book. when i first got to miami. 15, 17 kids. i'm coming, i'm about business, right? we're in -- freshmen are working out in the locker -- in the weight room. freshmen, then seniors, other older guys come in later. i'm playing some music in the locker room. the guy comes in, the weight room, he comes in, that music putting us to sleep! he changes it. i'm like, what are you doing? this is freshman time. putting me to sleep! he changes it. i change it back. i say, go to sleep, then, if it's putting you to sleep. all of a sudden it's a big linebacker. all of a sudden he just comes back, pushing me. i got so hot, man. i was boiling over. that he did this in front of everybody. so coach johnson gets mad. he calls us upstairs. coach said, none of this! we are a team! we will not be fighting each other, we have to fight everybody else! he said, michael! i want you guys to come down, shake hands! i remember walking down. i just got out of the ghetto of ft. lauderdale. i'm not refined at all. and you bring me down front. and he says, shake hands! and i put out the left hand to shake. and he put out his left hand. and i grabbed him. right in front. yeah, i sucker punched him right there. right there in front of him. [ applause ] then i said, now we're even. and we can be a team now. we can be a team. >> jimmy: you're like solomon, the wisdom. i think your children need to learn for sure. >> then he called me in, jimmy johnson, he called me in, michael, come on now, you can't be doing this. son, have you ever thought about boxing? [ laughter ] coach, you know. but i love him, man. >> jimmy: i can't wait to read this book. michael, sunday morning, super bowl sunday, "nfl game day morning," 9:00 a.m. eastern on nfl network. thank you, michael irvin, everybody. we'll be right back with marcus king! 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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ a young'n bouncin' on my momma's knee ♪ she said son there's only one thing that sets your soul free ♪ ♪ wasn't no easy street where i come from and there wasn't no sleep until the work was done ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ papa was preaching 'bout the fires of hell if you want a drink of water got to go to the well ♪ ♪ cornerstone church tried to curse my soul but the good lord gave me that rock and roll ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ let the spirit pull me under to the bottom of the well ♪ ♪ you wanna live forever but you never can tell ♪ ♪ one for the money to another show three for the father son and holy ghost ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] this is "nightline." >> tonight, the hollywood a-listers sounding the alarm. >> save the world, it's not too late! >> fighting against climate change with civil disobedience. now one on one with jane fonda. >> this idea of protesting, getting arrested, isn't new for you. >> leading the pack of celebrities. >> putting your body on the line? >> i'm putting it on the line. >> and celebrating her birthday in handcuffs. why she wouldn't have it any other way. plus "the lion king" effect. the circle of life coming full circle. our journey to africa with the cast of the broadway hit. witnessing how the show is giving back, t