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Im italian, or im an italianamerican and many of my fellow italianamericans get defensive about Christopher Columbus. Im not sure why. First of all, he was working for spain. He wasnt yvoneven working for italy. Second, never even got to north america. He was never here. Did you know that . The closest he got was the bahamas. He died thinking he went to india and found a trade route to china. He did neither one of those things. This was a guy with three boats and a bad sense of direction. [ laughter ] columbus is basically the 1492 version of the people who write first in the youtube comments section. [ laughter ] but for some reason italians think its an insult to you are our ancestry to say no to columbus. Columbus missed india by 9,000 miles and still decided to call everyone he met indians anyway. [ laughter ] you know, Leonardo Da Vinci invented the helicopter in 1493. He drew a helicopter. Why dont we celebrate him . There are 100 maybe 500 more deserving italians we could be celebrating. Da vinci, marconi, michelangelo. Bon jovi. We could have bon jovi day. [ cheers and applause ] we could be celebrating dress up on cowboys and on a steel horse we ride. Instead we honor a man whose gift to america was measles. [ laughter ] Christopher Columbus had one job and he screwed that up. And today as a nod to columbus we went out onto hollywood boulevard. That was our journey today. To find out if people on the street could do a better job of finding the places columbus couldnt. Can you find india for us . Im going to say its somewhere in this direction. I just dont know exactly where. India would be here. No. Thats japan. Over here. No. Over no. Over here. No. Thats greenland. Can you do us a favor . Sure. And find india for us on a map. Oh, yeah. Im texas. Yeah, thats where texas is. Thats texas. Congratulations. Yes. Where in texas are you from . This little general area. Its a pretty big city. Near dallas. Can you show us the route you took to get from texas all the way over to california . Sure. I got on a plane here in dallas and then about three hours later i ended up in l. A. X. Where did you go . Show us with the pointer. From right here all the way over. Yes . All the way over here to california. Is that north america . What continent is is is is you are as qualified a navigator as Christopher Columbus. And so therefore happy columbus day. Happy columbus day. You navigationally challenged idiot. I didnt even know it was columbus day. What are people from india called . Um. India. Not indians. Yeah. Right. Sure. People from india . Yeah. Indonesian. One more time, would you find texas for us . Sure. Texas is located right here in north america. Right here towards the bottom. We know this is south america. We dont know that. Were not 100 confident because its not labeled. Maybe like you know what . Hold on. This one looks more like north america. It sure does. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Im getting close. And this one right here would be texas. Yeah. Okay. Were getting hotter. Texas right here. Yep. And now were in california. Right. So show us the route you took. I always get florida and california mixed up. You do . Theyre on opposite sides. But this right here would be california, then. That is florida. Dang. Okay. Then this ones california. I just flipflopped them. What year did Christopher Columbus supposedly set out to discover america . Ive got this one because i learned a little song about it. Christopher columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1942 or 7 no, 42. 22. 1922. 1922. A little rhyme on there. Yeah. You did it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well, thats i could watch that for an hour. Cnn should hire him to run the magic wall. You know . Oh, today, by the way, happens to be canadian thanksgiving. [ cheers and applause ] so happy thanksgiving to our canadian friends who today gather with their families to focus on what theyre thankful for, mainly the fact that Justin Bieber moved away and that donald trump is not their president. So happy thanksgiving. [ cheers and applause ] especially to my constituents in dildo where i am of course the mayor and i have not forgotten you. Our Pumpkin Spice president had a busy monday. This is his schedule today. This is real. Monday. No Public Events scheduled. Probably for the best. Trump apalooza made a start in lake charles, louisiana on friday where again he used all the best words. The radical democrats policies are crazy. Their politicians are corrupt. Their candidates are terrible. And they know they cant win on election day so theyre pursuing an illegal invalid and unconstitutional [ bleep ] impeachment. Jimmy he really is the Abraham Lincoln of our time, isnt he . [ laughter ] louisiana senator john kennedy was there to get his president ial pat on the head, and this character john kennedy, suffice it to say, is no john kennedy. I mean, is this louisiana . I told you, donald j. Trump loves louisiana like the devil loves sin. [ laughter ] jimmy good one, grandma. You really hit the nail on the head. [ laughter ] even the devil was like leave me out of this. [ laughter ] trump blabbered for a full 90 minutes, filling his fans with so much wisdom we had no choice but to slow it down to savor a new edition of drunk donald trump. [ slowed speech ] i love you, peter. I love you, julissa. Lisa. Lisa. Oh, god, i love you, lisa. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy run, lisa. Do not get on the bus. Meanwhile, in washington the impeachment train is picking up steam. On friday trumps former ambassador to ukraine, marie yovanovitch, testified that the president pressured the state department to get rid of her. Today Congress Heard from trumps former adviser fiona hill. This is a fun story. The Washington Post said one of the first times fiona hill, who was his russia adviser, met the president he handed her a memo hed marked up and told her to go revise it because he assumed she was a secretary. When she seemed confused he got angry. He seems like a fun boss. He really does. [ laughter ] the post also learned that trumps ambassador to the eu, Gordon Sondland this is the guy who sent that cryptically worded text message about that there was no quid pro could. He plans to testify that the president dictated that message to him personally and on top of that the president s lawyer Rudy Giuliani is said to be under investigation by the u. S. Attorneys office for his financial dealings in ukraine. On friday trump said he didnt know if giuliani was still his lawyer. And that must have ruffled some feathers because over the weekend he suddenly had lunch with rudy and tweeted support. So now they are after the legendary crime buster and greatest mayor in the history of new york city Rudy Giuliani. He may seem a little rough around the edges sometimes. Might even be insane for all we know. [ laughter ] but he is also a great guy and a wonderful lawyer who is now in need of a wonderful lawyer. Such a onesided witch hunt going on in usa. Deep state. Witch snunt dont know. Was there a group of witches that hunted down regular people . I dont know. So trump and giuliani are still a team. Whenever donald trump considers getting rid of rudy, rudy hypnotizes him with that giant pinkie ring he wears. But make no mistake, the president is melting down like a creamsicle in july. Hes threatening to sue nancy pelosi and adam schiff, which you cant and not only that, whos he going to get to sue him . All his lawyers are either in jail or going there soon. [ laughter ] hes even feuding with fox news. 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Next summer, get tann. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ive got a melanoma already. Impeachment and turkey and syria and all manner of hell breaking loose. This is what the president is working on right now. Vote for good guy sean spicer tonight on dancing with the stars. He has always been there for us. That might be his greatest abuse of power yet. [ laughter ] i have some Important News to share. Especially for those watching us in new york. Next week were taking our show on the road. Were going to brooklyn for five shows from the Brooklyn Academy of music. And leading the way, our advance party is our own guillermo, whos driving crosscountry this week in his custom tour bus, the guillermobile. Guillermos first stop along the way is in dallas, where he appeared this morning with jane mcgary on good morning texas. The guillermomobile is what youre bringing to dallas. Yes. I got to go inside it last year when you were last here. What did you like best about being in texas . There we are. Look at that. Do you remember that . Oh, yeah, i do. Do you remember me . Let me see. Not really. Just say you did. You know, i meet a lot of people. Jimmy guillermo hasnt learned the art of [ bleep ] yet. But lets go live now to dallas where the guillermobile is parked at marianos hacienda. This is the home of the original frozen margarita machine. And guillermos inside. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo, how are you doing . Look like youre enjoying yourself. Is that mariano with you, guillermo . Thats right. Heres mariano my friend. Jimmy mariano, did you invent the frozen margarita . I ifrn invented the frozen margarita machine. Jimmy oh, the machine. It was inducted in 2005. But all they saw was the frozen margarita machine and they put it in the snack bar next to the popcorn. Jimmy oh. Now its in the smithsonian right next to julia childs kitchen. Jimmy wow. So julias spirit is getting good and drunk there. Now, has guillermo tried to stick his head under the margarita machine yet . Oh, my gosh. He did. He did. All day long. Until i gave him this. Jimmy what . What is that . This is a mexican emmy. Jimmy oh. For you. Then it takes a you take the hat off. Jimmy oh. And the head. And now its full of tequila. Jimmy of course it is. This is the only way i could stop him. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy one head replaces the other. Guillermo, i see my friends billy and johnny mutra behind you there. Yeah, theyre right here. Jimmy hey, guys. How are you . I saw guillermo, ive been getting reports that youre not happy about this bus trip. Is that true . Well, yeah, jimmy. Because the bus driver doesnt let me do number two in the bus. Jimmy well, that is a shame. [ laughter ] geez. Anyway, i know what a big fan of the Dallas Cowboys you are and i invited a friend to stop by to cheer you up. Here he is, the phenomenonforme quarterback from the Dallas Cowboys, tony romo from cbs sports. [ cheers and applause ] tony. [ chanting tony ] jimmy thats the real tony. Have the cowboys called you and asked you to come back this morning . No. But abcs nightly show did. Jimmy they did. Jimmy kimmels on the fence they said. I got no other offers. Jimmy have you ever had a sip from a mexican emmy before . Is that a real thing . I dont even know, actually. Jimmy according to mariano it is. So tony, heres what i want to ask you. Guillermo is going to ask you to sleep at his house tonight. Say no. Would you sleep at my house tonight . I will say no one else is here but its getting a little uncomfortable. Jimmy it is getting uncomfortable. [ laughter ] thats how we like to keep it. But i can tell you right now that guillermo and me, were really close. The mexican family stays strong. This is yours. Jimmy tony is latino. Many people wanted to replace columbus day with tony romo in the United States and tony said youre mistaking me for an italian, i am not one of those, i am indeed of latino descent. Well, looks like you guys are really having a lot of fun there. I wish i was there with you. I dont know why guillermo guillermo, apologize to all these people for being upset that youre in their city right now. Im sorry, guys. I apologize. Jimmy you know what would be a great way to apologize . Guillermo, you and tony buy everyone a round of drinks there in the bar. How does that sound . [ cheers ] yeah when he says you and tony, he means guillermo. Buy everybody a round of drinks at the bar. I agree. I will. Jimmy guillermo, pull that credit card out of tonys pants. All right. Well, thank you, guys. Geef guillermo, tomorrow you will be where . Where are you going . Im going to chicago, jimmy. Jimmy guillermo will be at the old town ale house in chicago. Youre not driving the bus, are you, guillermo . No, of course not jimmy. Hes going number two. Jimmy thanks to tony. Thank you, mariano. Thanks to billy and johnny. [ cheers and applause ] one more thing. Our guests in brooklyn, we have not announced this. This is the first time. Our guests in brooklyn next week could i get a drum roll . Will be. Bruce springsteen, john krasinski, ellie kemper, benedict come ber bam, kelly ripa, alicia keys, bill murray, bernie sanders, paul shaffer, david byrne, the national, and none other than eddie murphy will join us in brooklyn, new york. [ cheers and applause ] tonight weve got morris day with snoop dogg, mykalmichelle harris and well be right back with jeff bridges. Dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by allstate. Im your cat. Ever since you brought me home, that day. Ive been plotting to destroy you. Sizing you up. Calculating your every move. You think this is love . This is a billion years of tiger dna just ready to pounce. 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Then, the new song is called lil mo funk, morris day with snoop dogg from the mercedesbenz stage. Tomorrow night after the debate, sir elton john, taika waititi, music from thom yorke, tomorrows modern boxes, and later this week, jennifer aniston, paul rudd, lizzy caplan, dave matthews, blanco brown and tyler childers. So please join us for all that. Our first guest tonight is a true renaissance man, an oscarwinning actor, musician, artist, and dude. Hes also an accomplished photographer. This is his new collection of photos called jeff bridges pictures volume 2. Please welcome jeff bridges. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. Its always a treat to see you. Its always good to be here. Jimmy i heard you chatting with snoop dogg in his dressing room before. Yeah. Jimmy that worried me a little bit. I can see that. I can see why. We had a good time. Im a big fan of his. Jimmy had you met snoop before . No. No. Jimmy i love this is a great pairing, the two of you. Really cool, yeah. No, i admire how hes an adventurer. Jimmy did you smoke with the adventurer . Well, thats none of your damn business, jimmy. Jimmy im looking at you. Doesnt seem like you did. No. Ive got a great threshold. [ laughter ] jimmy you have a big milestone birthday coming up in december. Seven zero. Jimmy will there be a big deal . Lu make a thing out of it . Yeah. Jimmy you will. There will be a big deal. My wife and my buddy Alan Kozlowski are throwing me this thing in a club, and theyre going to get owl my musician buddies, all my ancient friends. It got me kind of anxious. I did the i did the 50year and the 60year birthday, and its that big thing where youve got so many loved ones that its just it feels too weird. Jimmy you dont get a ton of time with each of these people. Yeah. Jimmy right. But i told them, i just want to im going to show up and like just let it wash over me. I dont want to know whats going to happen. I dont want anything to do with the planning. Jimmy i like that. That seems like its probably your philosophy in general, yes . Pretty much so. Jimmy youve also done a beautiful job of documenting much of your life with whats the camera that you use . Its called a wide lux. Jimmy the wide lux. And its a japanese panning camera. So its kind of a cross between a still camera and a movie camera. In that the lens actually moves. Jimmy the lens moves and takes a shot. Yeah. Jimmy the same way you might take your iphone and move it on well, its a little different. See, its better than the iphone. Jimmy its better than the iphone . Because the iphone cant do some of the stuff that this does. Jimmy well, thank goodness it cant. Because otherwise theyd go out of business. There you go. Jimmy now, this is these pictures are all very wide. Yeah, you see its kind of like the kind of format you see when youre going to the movies. Jimmy now, whats going on here . This is the first day on seabiscuit when we were shooting seabiscuit. And this is the great writer and director gare qi ro director gary ross here. You can see his excitement. Get on there. Imagining how were going to pull off this magic trick of making jimmy seabiscuit was an amazing horse because it won all those races with no legs. [ laughter ] here we have i think the selection, this is a lot of them from seabiscuit. This is again from seabiscuit. Jimmy its elizabeth banks. Elizabeth banks, who played my wife in the film. And we were this is the race where seabiscuit wins and i got so damn excited that i whacked her. [ laughter ] jimmy can i ask you something . Are you actually interfering at all with the shooting of the movie when youre taking these pictures . No. This is after. I said i whacked you. Oh, my nose is bleeding. Thats a good picture. [ laughter ] she didnt hate me. Jimmy these are also from seabiscuit. [ laughter ] yeah. This is the audience i looked up and i would say god, look at all those people they got, are all those how did they who would want to spend all the time up there . And then you go up and you see its these inflatable guys. [ laughter ] theyre inflatable. And theyre all their bodies are all the same but theyre all dressed, each one, into a different suit and theyre masks, different masks of these faces. Jimmy how could it be cheaper than inviting people to come sit there . Yeah. To put them all there and to place them jimmy to dress them and all that stuff. Yeah. Look at this guy here. Jimmy you might have to remake that one and work on it. See, your iphone cant do that kind of thing. Jimmy no. For sure not. Thats a wide thats a good example of a wide lux. Jimmy wow. This is from a movie. There arent too many people saw called the amateurs. Jimmy the amateurs. Yeah, go check that out. I think people would like that. This director whos figuring it out. Jimmy one of the fun things you do is you do these comedytragedy faces. Where you have the actors give a happy face and i guess is that a dramatic face . Thats his happy thats his happy face. On a movie called the men who stare at goats. And something i love to do. You can do with this camera where you put one individual doing two expressions on one negative. Jimmy yeah. The panning thing. Jimmy speaking of negatives, why would you i mean, why even waste the film on Something Like this . Im sorry. I feel bad. Jimmy yeah. I can see why youd feel bad. [ laughter ] well, because, you know, i know you guys have a thing going. Jimmy yeah, we do have a little thing. Because they both look bad to me, both sides. You know . [ laughter ] he looks a little bit evil in that smiling one. Jimmy yeah. Hes evil in both shots. You captured him beautifully. You really did. Okay. When we come back, were going to take a break. Ive got one more i want to show. One of the best pictures ive ever seen. 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This is from true grit, i assume. Yeah. Jimmy is this a selfie . That is what they call a selfie. I was doing these selfies long before there was even that term. The camera lends itself so well to that. Jimmy that is an amazing shot. So you had no idea if you were getting it or not. That looks like my hand. Its yours [ laughter ] jimmy okay. I was youre right. On the bottom, too. What were you going to say . Jimmy there i am scratching thats cool. These are great photographs. Really something else. I felt bad about that matt damon jimmy oh, dont feel bad about it. Its not you shouldnt have to get in the i thought i would make amends by doing one of those for you. Would you do a tragedy and jimmy oh, sure. [ cheers and applause ] you have the camera and everything. I have the camera and im all set. Jimmy or we could just tear all the pages with matt in them out of the books. No, id rather take your picture. Jimmy all right. Oh, its compact. This is the thing here. Look at this. Jimmy wow. It looks like binoculars. See how the lens twists like that. Jimmy is it motorized . No. Its just with your fingers. Ive got to get it here. F11. The thing about these cameras here, especially this one, you dont know if its going to come out. Jimmy right. Because they break all the time. I dont know exactly what my f stop is here. But were going to just jam. And heres the deal. Jimmy ill ask the band. Whats the f stop here, guys . No. Jimmy they dont know. No. That one with george, we did a little rehearsal so you kind of get up so we get a good shot. What im going to say is youre going to frown. Jimmy okay. Very hard. A hard kind of yeah. And look that way with your eyes. Just your eyes. Jimmy just my eyes. All right. Lets see. Yes. Not mean. Sad. Eyebrows like that. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, there you go. Yeah. Eyes that way. And then when i say shift youre going to as fast as you can smile and look that way. Shift yes [ applause ] okay. Now were going to try some. Jimmy im thinking about that matt damon picture again. Shift [ laughter ] [ applause ] no, weve got to get a couple. We dont know whats going to come out. One more. Let me see if i can get a little shift okay. Jimmy did i do it . I think you did it. [ cheers and applause ] one more. One more this is going to be the best one shift jimmy see, thats how he does it. Its all magic. Jeff bridges, everybody. And then maybe when you print that we can put it on our twitter account. Absolutely. Jimmy very good. Jeff bridges. Hes got photos and many, many interesting notes as well. In this book. Its called jeff bridges pictures volume 2. I cant help it. Jimmy well be right back with mykalmichelle harris. [ cheers and applause ] why dont i have a mini bar in my room . Because your room is a bus. Thanks, captain obvious. And you could be earning a reward night for every ten nights you stay through hotels. Com. Why you didnt tell me that yesterday . I did. You were drunk. Oh, yeah. Dicky hotels. 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The 6. 99 super slam™ is back see you at dennys [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back. Still to come, morris day with snoop dogg. My current toothbrush is older than our next guest. She is up way past her bedtime to be here tonight. She stars on the newest planet in the ish universe. Watch mixedish tuesday nights on abc. Please welcome mykalmichelle harris. [ cheers and applause ] well, hello there. Thank you for coming. Thank you [ cheers and applause ] jimmy youre 7 years old. Wow. How about that . What is it like to be 7 years old nowadays . Very awesome. Jimmy very awesome. 7, 7, 7. Jimmy do feel call you mykalmichelle . Is that what you go by . People call me mykalmichelle. They call me mykal. They call me mimi. All sorts of things. Jimmy okay. Awesome. What should i call you . Mykalmichelle. Jimmy all right. I will continue with that. Do you go to school, mykalmichelle . Well, i went to a brick and mortar. But now that i got mixedish jimmy you went to a what . [ laughter ] a brick and mortar. Thats what my mom calls it. Jimmy yeah, no. I mean, technically youre totally right. In a practical standpoint thats an insane thing for a 7yearold to say. [ laughter ] yeah. So you do not go to a brick and Mortar School . No. I used to. Jimmy you used to. But since i got mixedish i missed like 60 days of school. Jimmy oh, good. So [ laughter ] so then i went to an Online School. Jimmy what . Like Trump University or something . [ laughter ] what is this Online School . You go to an Online School . Yeah. Jimmy i feel like im outmatched already. May god help me when youre 12. So you go to an Online School. Are you really studying when its online . No. Yes and no. Jimmy yes and no. Do you have a phone . No. But i jimmy how old will you be when you get a phone . My mom said like 10 or like 12 or something. But i want it to be now. Jimmy you want is it to be now. Every eally wants a phone, right . Do any of your friends have phones . Well, i think. Jimmy you think so. But you dont know. Are they hiding them . [ laughter ] probably. Jimmy probably so. So you have this show and now youve become a very popular person. Do people recognize you now . Well, i do get recognized sometimes. Jimmy yes. Once i was at a restaurant and jimmy what restaurant . Who knows . And they were like [ laughter ] are you the little kid from mixedish . I was like, yes, i am. She was like. Jimmy wow. I have a picture of you from friday presenting an award to mariah carey. Thats pretty exciting, huh . [ cheers and applause ] do you know mariah carey . Well, i know her from a lot of songs. Jimmy mmhmm. She comes to a lot of our parties because she writes the theme song. In the mix, yeah jimmy she wrote the theme song for mixedish. How did that happen . I know, you have no idea. [ laughter ] this is when you gave the speech, they had to put you on a box. [ laughter ] are you comfortable speaking in front of people . Did you get nervous doing this . Of course not. [ laughter ] jimmy you really dont. Not really, no. Jimmy well, thats good. You should never feel nervous. Theres no reason it doesnt help to feel nervous. Its not something that actually assists you in any way. Nope. Nada. Do doneso. Jimmy what . Nope. Nada doneso. Jimmy right. That may be lingo i dont know. [ laughter ] mixedish takes place in the 80s, correct . Yes. Jimmy do you know about the 80s . Are there things you see or references or things you hear on the set that you go i never heard of that before . Yes. Jimmy like what . Once we were Walking Around the house and just asking my mom, whats that . Whats that . Whats that . Whats that . Then we walk across this huge square thing with a round thing at the end. And were like jimmy hold on. Let me try to figure out what it was. Its a square thing with a round thing at the end. I dont know what it is. Okay. Go ahead. Well, we asked my mom, now, what is that . So she said, thats a phone. We were like, what . Jimmy oh, it was a payphone . No. It was like a like a box phone but like the phone at end and you could like like i dont know. Jimmy like pick it up and talk into it . I guess. Jimmy did you try it . Everyone said i held it upside down. Jimmy oh, you did. Did you dial . Was it one of these phones . No. It was like it had like it was like it had like the phone. Jimmy i feel like were playing charades right now. [ laughter ] it had like the phone and then like you could hold it and then on the thing there was like the buttons and then there was like a curly thing at the end so you could walk around and hold it. Jimmy did you take any pictures with it . No. Jimmy no, you didnt. Those phones didnt take pictures. [ laughter ] they do . Jimmy no. It used to be that a phone would have to be attached to the wall. You couldnt walk around thats what it was. It was like a box and it was a thing on it and then you could hold it. Jimmy and you want to know something crazy . In cars people didnt have phones. What . [ laughter ] jimmy its true. You had to make calls from home. And if you wanted to make a phone call, you had to pull over. It was a very dark time. We dont i dont know how we lived through it. For the sake of phones jimmy whats your Favorite Music from the 80s . Well, my Favorite Music is drum roll, please. [ drum roll ] jimmy oh. We are living in a Material World and i am oh, madonna. You like madonna, huh . Yes. Jimmy does she know this . Know what . Jimmy never mind. [ laughter ] you know what . I am very impressed by youre very smart for a 7yearold person. You know . Thank you. Jimmy i mean, it really is remarkable. Well, its very nice to meet you. And congratulations on your show. Thank you. Jimmy thank you. Mica michelle harris, everybody. Mixedish tuesday nights on abc. Well be back with morris day and snoop dogg. [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by the 2019 aclass. Mercedesbenz. 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But first with the song lil mo funk, with some help from snoop dog, morris day [ cheers and applause ] yes is you gonna put it on em but of course is you even gonna warn em hell no do you they know you coming for em they better know lets go fellas yeah is you tired of the fake the funk ah yeah you ready for the funk the funk ah yeah is we gonna give them what they want ah yeah then come on fellas yeah is you tired of the fake the funk ah yeah is you ready for the funk the funk ah yeah is we gonna give them what they want ah yeah lets go hold on hold on ooh ooh Somebody Just bumped my do dammit somebody bring me a mirror wha ha just a little more funk thats what you want oh girl yeah i can give you just a little more funk thats what you want oh girl that funk that makes your body shake like somethins gonna break in the morning say how much funkin you can take funkin all around the world from california to the empire state cause if you gonna funk with anyone you better be funkin with me cause if you dont know now you know md bout to float the show bout to let it go there go snoop in a all blue six four pimpin when we hit the door and if you dont know how we stay so funky when we step up in the spot all the ladies actin doggy and you know we keep it pimp stacy adams when we step in then i push it to the left and yeah i can give you just a little more funk thats what you want oh girl yeah i can give you just a little more funk thats what you want oh girl that funk that gives you pleasure but still make your body ache i know you want it cause your body tells me and you aint even got to say in the late night hour thinking about all that funk we made cause we funked in the shower we funked so much we forgot to bathe and if you dont know now you know and i hope you ready to go and if youre ready malways ready tgoore f u nkn now you know, do it all without spending dough funkin till our last breath cause then we pushin em to the left sang oh oh oh were going to funk you up were going to funk you up what we gonna do funk you up oh oh oh were going to funk you up were going to funk you up funk you up yeah i can give you just a little more funk thats what you want oh girl yeah i can give you just a little more funk thats what you want oh girl yeah i can give you just a little more funk thats what you want oh girl [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. Tonight, ronan farrow. Inside his journey to tell the story of a lifetime. I was able to tell this story because people were brave as hell. And the women who came forward to accuse Harvey Weinstein of sexual misconduct. I thought he was a warthog from hell. The journalist now describing in his new book the lengths he says weinstein went to try to stop him. Shocking allegations against his former employer, nbc. And fired today show anchor matt lauer. Nightline will be right back

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