Beyonces one of the very few people in the world who when she blows out her candles doesnt have to make a wish. I dont think she has to blow out the candles, shes got that fan going all the time. So anyway, beyonce, if youre watching the show tonight, which you most certainly are not, happy birthday. [cheers and applause] it is nice to have something to celebrate. There is a Catholic Church in nashville, tennessee which has made the educated decision to ban harry potter books from the library because the man who runs the school believes the incantations in the book could conjure evil spirits. He says the curses and spells used in the book are actual curses and spells, which, when read by a human being, risk conjuring evil spirits. This is not someone who lives in a mental institution. This is the lead educator at a school in the United States of america. Reverend rehill said he consulted multiple exorcists in the United States and rome and they suggested getting rid of the books. So he got rid of the books. And of course id like to know more about this. So we are joined by father rehill of the school in nashville, tennessee. Lets go to him now. Hello, reverend. [cheers and applause] you godless hollywood sodomite. Jimmy i appreciate you taking time. Lets get right to it, why are you banning the harry potter books . Why am i banning the books . Jimmy yes, why are you banning these beloved books . Because the spells in this book, when read aloud can summon evil spirits. Seems pretty obvious to me. Jimmy if the spells summon demons when you read them aloud, wouldnt there be millions of demons running around out there already . There are. Have you ever been to a six flags . Jimmy now come on, thats just silly is what it is. Most people read books silently to themselves. No conjuring, no problem. Thats fine. That is not a problem. But then some dummy dad reads the thing out loud to his kids and blamo, satan will appear. Jimmy youre saying satan will appear . Yes, with big red pointy horns and penis. Jimmy people have been watching the harry potter movies for years. Though a they all say the spells out loud. Excuse me for one sec. Let me just give that a little thought. Jimmy reverend, its ill be right back. Jimmy okay. Whats going on there, reverend . Reverend . . Ah, ah. Okay. I got the answer now. Jimmy what is the answer . Movies dont count. Jimmy reverend, are you huffing paint . Because thats very dangerous. Relax. Its holy paint. Do you think id huff regular paint . Im not some kind of nut. Jimmy of course not, but you should probably stop that. I wish i could, but i love it too much. Jimmy all right, reverend, are the spells in harry potter the only spells we should be worried about . Or are there other spells to fear . That is a great question, jose. Jimmy oh, thank you. No, evil spells are everywhere. Jimmy uhhuh. Because you know every time Michael Jackson sang. Mama say, mama saw an angel got chlamydia. Excuse me, i have to go. Jimmy doing the lords work. President trumps finally getting the money for that wall of his. The pentagon yesterday agreed to transfer 3. 6 billion from their budget, the military budget to help pay for his wall, which, well, nancy pelosi today said canceling the military Construction Projects theyll now have to cut is going to und undermine our national security. But on the other hand, well have a wall. His tajmawall. Some suggest taking money from the military to pay for this violates trumps promise during the campaign to make mexico pay for the wall. That is clearly not the case. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and i will have the department of defense pay for that wall. We will build a wall, and our Defense Budget will pay for it. Whos going to pay for the wall . The u. S. Military Better Believe it. Jimmy let me tell you something about that wall. [cheers and applause] that wall that wall is like trumps sex life. He taulks a big game, but in th end, he wont be able to get it up. [cheers and applause] jimmy i know i say this every night, but this is a crazy story. This story tells you everything you need to know about our president. Over the weekend he incorrectly tweeted that Hurricane Dorian was headed for alabama, the state of alabama. Then the Weather Service in alabama had to tweet, alabama will not see any impacts from dorian. We repeat, no impt from ane dor. D the president didnt like that. Because he said it was comin, now its not, and he lashed out among others at abc news. He insists the hurricane was originally forecast to be heading toward alabama, which it was not, then he moved on and everyone forgot it except for one person, him, he gave an update on the storm and he had a visual aid, and watch this. We had our original chart that it was going to be hitting florida directly. Maybe i could just see that, kevin. It was going to be hitting directly, and it would have affected a lot of other states, but that was the original chart. Jimmy twice he said that was the original chart. Lets zoom in. You can see someone drew a circle with what seems to be a sharpie. So the original chart now includes alabama. Now this was the real original chart, which did not include alabama. And this is what trump showed us today with alabama in it. So the question is, who at the white house would do this . Could it be someone who loves sharpies . I said do knme a favor . Can you make the pen in black . Make it look rich . He said not only that, we request put your signature on it. See, theres your signature right there. Jimmy hes not even trying to hide the lies anymore. Not only do we have fake news, we now have fake weather, too. Its, im hoping we get fake sports, because i want to see the mets win the world series, but. [cheers and applause] he really must think were a bunch of idiots. They elected me president , lets see what other dumb crap theyll go for. The russians love this, im sure. The russians arent the only ones trying to meddle in our elections. Most of the disinformation for the 2020 election could come from americans on instagram. Theres a lot of fake stuff on instagram. You know how when you see photos of people and they look happy . Theyre not. But the study predicts that most of the intentionally misleading political posts will be spread not by russians this time but by americans pushing lies and conspiracy theories. Basically, putin took off our training wheels and gave us a shove, and now were doing it all on our own, and its pretty easy to trick people on instagram. For instance, what appears to be a pair of breasts might instead be a very attractive mans rear end. [cheers and applause] pretty good. Yeah, thanks. Jimmy have you been doing squats . No, no, no exercise for me. Jimmy and another threat to the election are these what they call deep fake videos. They take clips, and they manipulate them to make it look as if someone did or said something they did not do, for example, this video of donald trump and mike pence appearing on their Favorite Television show might not be authentic. Ladies and gentlemen, all rise for brooklyn now i called you a lip synch assassin this season. How do you plan to come out on top tonight . Do you mean beside the loose pearls and razor blades . Yeah, besides all of that . The stage is where im most comfortable. This is my home, so im just going to go ahead and live my best life. This only happens once. So whos here supporting you here tonight . I have my mommy here. Thank you, mother heights. Thank you. Brooklyn, how do you plan to use that big fat ass in tonights lip synch smackdown . So ladies and gentlemen, give it up for brooklyn heights. Usa, usa. Jimmy you see . The fake part of it . All right, so back to this hurricane. This morning in florida, police were alerted to the fact that 15 kilos of cocaine had washed up on the beach. Now this is one of the packages. This is quite a discovery. A guy was walking on the beach. He found this stuff, and joining us live from cocoa beach is the man who found the 15 kilos, goose halper. Goose, are you with us . Hey, jimmy, james, can i call you jim . Jimmy yeah. Holy, moly, im excited to be on tv. Jimmy im told you found something on the beach. Yeah, i found something on the beach it looked like drugs, i smelled it and sure enough, 12 key lowes kilos of cocaine. Jimmy i thought it was 15. Its not every day you find six and a half kilos of cocaine. Jimmy hows the weather there . Whats going on . Its bad, it as really bad. I think im going to hunker down and work on this great idea i have for a screenplay. Its about this guy, he kicks some serious ass. 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Doordash has the most restaurants across america. Delivered to your door. Wherever your door happens to be. Download doordash. First order, 0 delivery fee. Delicious, delivered. Jimmy hello there, welcome back to the show, tonight, from the wutang and american saga, method man is here. Then, this is their ep called melt, shaed from the mercedesbenz stage. Tomorrow night, we have kirsten dunst, june diane rayphael, and music from clairo. And on friday we have a new show with nick offerman, keke palmer, and brockhampton too. So please join us for all that. For 17 seasons of tv our first guest has been rubbing a salve of hot texas queso into the loins of a troubled nation on his syndicated talk show dr. Phil. A new season, weirder than ever before, premieres monday. Please welcome the wise and whiskered, dr. Phil mcgraw. [cheers and applause] jimmy how are you . I think one of these days youre going to run out of adjectives. Jimmy no, no, i never will. Wise, whiskered. Jimmy youre not weird, youre a little bit weird. Would you disagree with that statement . Vehemently. Jimmy you would. You dont think of yourself as a little bit weird . No, i dont think of myself as weird. Jimmy oh, well, we do. Im weird for being here, putting up with this [ bleep ]. [ applause ] you got to be a little weird to put up with this [ bleep ]. Jimmy happy birthday. It was your birthday on sunday. I dont really think of them as birthdays. I think of them as personal records of successive days lived. A personal record every day. Jimmy thats a good way of looking at it. Did oprah call you for your birthday . No, she hasnt yet. Jimmy does she usually call you on your birthday . Yes, yes. Jimmy and this year you didnt get a call. But she will. Jimmy it was sunday, its gone. We always call each other the week of our birthday. We talk a lot. Its not like every six months or something. Shell call. Jimmy how often do you speak to oprah on the phone . A lot. Jimmy whats a lot, once a month . Not enough that its a problem. Jimmy uhhuh. What did your she talks to robin as much as she talks to me. Jimmy you call her robin, i call her dr. Phyllis. What did she do to celebrate your birthday this year . We went to new york, actually. Jimmy oh, you did, you went to the Jonas Brothers concert. Yes. Jimmy was that your birthday surprise . It wasnt a surprise. Its been scheduled for a year. Jimmy i sigh. You went because, i dont know, maybe you went because you love the joe bros. I do. Theyre good friends. Jimmy whats your Favorite Song . I like the new songs. I like [ laughter ] you think i dont know. Jimmy well, yeah. We all do right now, yeah. [ applause ] i like, i like sucker. I like cool. I like human. Jimmy are those real songs . You dont know . Jimmy im not part of the Jonas Brothers family. Im sure theres going to be a bitch bookin them. Jimmy your son is a musician and he opened for the Jonas Brothers at Madison Square gardens. He did. Jimmy it has to be amazing to you and your wife. When you see the place sold out to the rafters, its really fun. Jimmy did you see people in the audience like what the hell is dr. Phil doing here . Sort of, we raised up like the band over there with a lot of security and stuff. Jimmy thats great. It is. Both my kids are doing great. Theyre kind of putting me in the rear view mirror, and they can take care of me in my old age. Jimmy and you are getting there, its happening. Next year is a big year, its a 70th birthday, right . Yes. And i hope i make it. Jimmy youll make it. How did you end up at joe jonas wedding . How did this happen . Weve been friends for a good while. Jimmy well, through your son . Thats how i met him. Yeah. Jimmy and he said were inviting the whole Mcgraw Family to our wedding . Pretty much. Jimmy then you on instagram, i feel like you screwed up here. Because they posted a photograph. And their wedding was very secretive, it was held in paris, right . No, see, thats where youre screwed up. It wasnt in paris. Jimmy where was it . Youre getting ready to say i gave it away. Thats bull [ bleep ]. I got a bad rap on that. Jimmy okay, lets see. What it says here is easy now, one week to go, ha, see you at the wedding. Now, then in the news, it was, whoops, dr. Phil just revealed joe jonas and sophie turners wedding day. Dr. Phil gave away, dr. Phil accidently revealed. Was the wedding date one week from that photograph . I didnt know you had evidence. Jimmy i have evidence. I always have evidence. [ applause ] you know im a prosecutor at heart. No, it wasnt a week. But it was pretty close. Jimmy it was pretty close. But it wasnt in paris. Nobody knew where it was. Jimmy it was in france, though, right . Yes. Jimmy wheres paris, may i ask . Youre under oath . Its a long way from where the wedding was in france. And it was, by the way, on the hottest day in the history of france. Not in the hottest day since the Weather Channel started, the hottest day in the history of france. Louis the xiv. I lost a lot of weight. Jimmy did they get mad at you for posting that . No. Jimmy nobody said anything . Nobody said oh, god, i knew we shouldnt have invited dr. Phil were trying to keep this secret. I dont think it ever occurred to them until now. Jimmy its all over the news. Im sure theyre sitting watching right now. Because youre such a big fan of theirs. Jimmy i know those guys from when they were little kids. I practically raised them. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy theyre nice guys. They are nice guys. Jimmy i just think its weird that they invited you to the wedding. Why is that weird . Because you didnt invite me to yours . [ crowd reacts ] jimmy no, that has nothing to do with it. Apparently, it does. You have some standard you dont think they have. Jimmy did we just touch on something . Were you upset that i didnt invite you to my wedding . [ applause ] was any. Jimmy yeah. No, i still am. Jimmy you are. Im sorry. Had i known, i would have invited you to the wedding. Had i known you cared, i absolutely would have. I dont think so. Jimmy heres the thing. No offense. I feel like when dr. Phil shows up theres bad news. You said no offense, but. But means get ready. Jimmy but, when you see dr. Phil, for example, bam margera reaches out to you u when a celebrity reaches out to dr. Phil, boom, we hit rock bottom, yes . People dont normally call me first. Jimmy youre not the first doctor on the list. I cant tell you how many tens of thousands of letters i get that say this is the end. Im at the end of my rope. This is the last stop on the subway. Why doesnt somebody call me first when [ bleep ] goes a little wrong. Give me a ring okay . Dont wait until the wheels have come off. [cheers and applause] dont wait until everythings gone to hell and then say, okay, well call the bald guy and see what he has to say. Jimmy not just me, i feel like weve all been insensitive to you, to the fact that youre a real human being, beneath this tough exterior, where youre pounding people and calling them dope, youre dumber than a june bug up a, you know, up a monkeys butt and all that kind of stuff, that theres a person thats hurting inside. Well, i do suffer from athazagoraphobia. Jimmy whats that . The fear of being forgotten or ignored. Jimmy oh, you will never be forgotten, dr. Phil. Were going to take a break, and im going to hold you during this break. While you are watching commercials, we will be embracing the whole time. Well be right back with dr. Phil. For barcelona . We did promise wed go. [dogs] they get the miles. We get a petsitter. Use the card that gets you miles closer to your promise. [dogs] they should do this every year. And start something priceless. 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How many shows have you shot already . Probably 20, 25. Jimmy and the thing is this bam margera thing. As i mention he reached out to you, and you took him in to your show. Well, he, he started posting things, i guess, on instagram or whatever, he was down in austin in a hotel room, kind of on the zone. And started saying im in trouble, and i dont trust anybody except dr. Phil, like no pressure. Jimmy mmhm. And he says ill talk to him. Ill do anything he says, and i said if you want to talk to me, i told my staff, come see me, you know where i am. And he said ive been thrown off the last three airplanes ive been on. I dont know if i can get there. And i said if you want to come see me, get on the airplane, sit down, shut up and come see me. He was here the next morning. Jimmy how is he doing now . I think hes doing a serious, concerted effort to turn things around. Which i hope he does, because he has a lot of young people who look up to him. But i got toe successonly journey. Hes in rehab. And, look, when you really have a problem with drugs or alcohol, its not unusual for there to be six or seven relapses before you finally get a grip on it. And so who knows if this will be the time. Jimmy so you put him in rehab. I put him in detox first. Jimmy well, then did he escape or left . He left without permission. He stayed for a day. Jimmy without permission, he got a tattoo that says dr. Phil on it. And its a heart combination heart star, which is very creative. Mmhm. Jimmy and how do you feel about that, dr. Phil . Well, hes a fan, but i would have preferred he stayed where he was. Jimmy if anything, if hes out getting your name tattooed on him, what an honor. He got the tattoo, went to a hotel on sunset and probably got arrested. Jimmy mmhm. Then he went back and stayed for a couple days and back and out again. But now hes heading down. Jimmy would it be smart for him to get your number tattooed on him . In case somebody needs to call . Maybe a bar code. You swipe and it rings the phone. Jimmy how do you feel about the country, the general state of the union right now . Its troubling to me, because i think weve lost human connection. You know, and ive said it before. Always weve been able to have disagreements and disagree and then go on and have a relationship, respect each other as human beings, and now it doesnt seem that way, somebody disagrees with you, boycott them, black ball them, do this, do that. You dont ever resolve anything by turning away from each other. You resolve things by turning towards each other and talking it through and resolving by hearing each other out and finding some middle ground. And theres no dialog now. Jimmy youre saying we shouldnt be building a wall. [ applause ] is that what youre saying . Im saying there is a big wall between the left and the right, right now. And i dont get into politics one side or the other. Jimmy well, you did really get into politics inadvertently. Because youre the First NationalTelevision Exposure which Elizabeth Warren had was on guess whose show. Lets go through the rest of this real quick. Catch up on your utility payments where youre behind so thats not a problem. Keep payin those Student Loans because theyll stay after you. But youve got to hit those credit cards. Minimum monthly payment, thats for suckers. Theyre stealing from you, and youre saying here, take my money, dont do that. Pay down extra, pay down extra, and pay down extra again until its gone. Jimmy now did she get your name tattooed on her body as well . Not as far as you know. Jimmy thats kind of strange, isnt it . Liz warren is a really good friend. I really love her personally, shes smart, shes funny, hardworking, harvard law professor. This is a really bright lady. I dont agree with all her political positions, but i tell you what, as a quality human being, you wont find a better woman than she is. Jimmy is she too smart to be the president of the United States . Depends on who youre comparing her to. Jimmy dr. Phil, everybody. Season 18 of dr. Phil premieres monday. Well be back with method man. shrieking okay, okay, okay take a deep breath. Youre safe here. breathing heavily is that the only Peanut Butter that you have . What . The Peanut Butter is that the only kind of Peanut Butter you have . Yeah. I cant. Hey, where are you going . Jif Peanut Butter. Its that jifing good, youd brave the apocalypse for it. Jif Peanut Butter. laughing when youre over overpaying. Get it on ebay. Hey, who are you . Oh, hey jeff, im a car thief. What . im here to steal your car because, well, thats my job. What . What . . What . laughing what . . What . what . [crash] what . haha, it happens. And if youve got cutrate car insurance, paying for this could feel like getting robbed twice. So get allstate. And be better protected from mayhem. Like me. But one blows them all out of the water. 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His new tv show takes us back to when odb was a ydb. Wutang an american saga is streaming now on hulu. Please welcome method man. [cheers and applause] jimmy you know, you were, i assume you remember this, although you were pretty high at the time. Hey, i was. Jimmy you were, in the first year of the show, i would have a cohost every night for the week, and you were one of the original cohosts, and we had a lot of fun, right . Yeah, we did, we did. You set me up a couple of times, but it was fine. Jimmy who did i set you up with . Kelly osbourne. I said some offcolor stuff. Jimmy did i do that . Yeah. But the last night of hosting you surprised me with skis. Jimmy oh, as a gift. As a gift. And im lookin like, black people dont ski. Jimmy why did i give you skis . I have no idea. Maybe you wanted me to trash into a tree or something. Jimmy did you use the skis . No, what actually happened is i put them in storage. And i must have left it in storage for at least ten years. Who leaves stuff in storage for ten years, anyone . Jimmy yeah, i do. It was one of those ghetto ones, by the time i got back in there, the skis were gone. Jimmy terrific. Ill get you some new skis if you think you might use them. If you do it, ill use them. Ill send you footage. Jimmy you had the great documentary series about the group, about wutang. And now you followed it up with a scripted series. Yeah. Jimmy which is interesting. It must be odd to see people playing you and your friends. Wutang, an american saga actually premieres, wutang wednesday on hulu. Jimmy mmhm. And so [cheers and applause] this show, as a young man, you really worked at the statue of liberty. Best job i ever had. Jimmy really . Best job i ever had. Jimmy you loved working there. What was so great about it . Brad hill, shout out to mr. Hill, still there. They would hire kids like myself, straight off the street. I didnt have any id, nothing. It was kind of like a trust system, know what i mean . And we got paid in cash. Jimmy really . The fact that they would bring us in and a lot of us robbed them blind behind the scenes, but they would still hire these underprivileged kids. Jimmy you robbed the statue of liberty . Im not saying i did it. Actually, i didnt. I loved that job. Lets put it that way. Thats why im still well come there to this day. Jimmy what was your job . I did garbage. Dont look down on garbage. That was a step up from doing the counters. If you watch the of mice and men documentary, i went back to visit my old job and still knew how to run the place. I did a little sweepin up. Jimmy you remember the inscription at the base of the statue of liberty . Ive never been there, i cant tell you. Give me your tired and your huddled masses . Jimmy how long did you work there . I worked there five years. Jimmy just that thats all you know of it. I know shes there, yeah. Jimmy lighting the way. Lighting the way. Yay america [cheers and applause] jimmy on the tv show, they call you shotgun. Yeah. Jimmy that was your first nickname. That was my nickname period, the only nickname i ever had. Jimmy is method man a nickname . Thats a street name. You know, you get caught doing something, theyre like method man did it. Jimmy thats clever, really. Why shotgun . Why were you called shotgun . It was a name that my fathers friend had gave me when i was younger. I had gotten one of those little cap guns. You probably know. Jimmy my mother wouldnt let me have one. Other kids had them and i was jealous. Would you have been jealous of me then. My fathers friend seen that i would take it with me everywhere and the name stuck. My mom still calls me shotgun. Jimmy your mom calls you shotgun. Your real names clifford. Does anyone call you cliff or clifford . Mainly people who dont know me. Jimmy youre on this podcast marvel. I have over 30,000 books. Ive been collecting since i was 13. Jimmy those arent in the Storage Place with the skis, are they . Do you have any good ones . [ applause ] yeah, yeah, actually, they were in the same storage unit. They didnt Pay Attention to the books. I bag and board them. I bag them and board them and put them in these boxes. Anyone who collects comics knows exactly what im talking about. Jimmy you have to be on the lookout for nordic thieves. Exactly. Jimmy whats the first one. My first appearance 181. Jimmy do you have any idea what its worth . They appraised it for me. I think it came in at 5,000. Jimmy youd never part with that. No. No. Jimmy do you ever read it . Ive read it, but ive never opened that particular book. Jimmy the podcast, its like scripted. Its scripted like actually acting, but youre in a booth. Jimmy was that a dream come true for you . Anything with marvel is a dream come true. I could be in the credits for avengers for sweeping the floor, loading the camera. Jimmy did you tell them im a big fan. I tried that, i put up a picture on my instagram and took it down. I work out a lot now. Jimmy that explains all your muscles. So im trying to tell them, i have a super heros physique. Im ready. Not to mention that i fight crime at night. Once i leave here, im going to be a busy dude. Jimmy youre too real for them. Thats what it is. Jimmy its very good to see you. Im sorry about the skis. Thats really disappointing. But method man what is the name of the podcast . Marvels. Also, nike. Them dunks, im going to need a pair. I said it here on jimmy kimmel. Jimmy you dont have one . No. Jimmy nike, you better get to work. Jimmy method man and well return with music from shaed. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by the 2020 gclass. Mercedes benz, the best or nothing. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy id like to thank dr. Phil and method man, and fred willard. Apologies to matt damon. Nightline is next but first this is their album melt, here with the song trampoline, shaed [cheers and applause] ive been havin dreams jumpin on a trampoline flippin in the air i never land just float there as im looking up suddenly the sky erupts flames alight the trees spread to fallin leaves now theyre right upon me wait if im on fire how am i so deep in love when i dream of dying i never feel so loved ive been having dreams ahh ah splashin in a summer stream ahh ah trip and i fall in i wanted it to happen my body turns to ice ahh ah crushin weight of paradise ahh ah solid block of gold lying in the cold i feel right at home wait if im on fire how am i so deep in love when i dream of dying i never feel so loved wait if im on fire how am i so deep in love when i dream of dying i never feel so loved ahh ah ahh ah ah ah i never feel so loved ahh ah ahh ah la la la la la lah ahh ah la la la ah wait if im on fire how am i so deep in love when i dream of dying i never feel so loved wait if im on fire how am i so deep in love when i dream of dying i never feel so loved [cheers and applause]. 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