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Mysterious hurricane sharpie. Earlier this week our president incorrectly said that Hurricane Dorian had the state of alabama in its sights, which was not the case. Dorian was not headed toward alabama. And when the media and the Alabama Weather Service pointed that out, our thinskinned skipper was not pleased. He dug in and insisted he was right, it was headed to alabama. He did it over and over again. And just when the story finally went away, he brought it roaring back to life by showing a map he called the original map. Charting the hurricanes path. And you can see the map had clearly been marked with what looked like a black sharpie to include alabama in the storm area. Needily everyone became suspicious that this Al Administration was the work of donald j. Trump. According to a white house official we did the president did indeed alter that map himself with a sharpie. Hes even drawing lies now, okay . Whod have guessed the guy who only signs things in sharpie and ordered special sharpies with his name on them is the guy who wrote on the map with a sharpie. You know a toddler that you cant leave alone for three minutes or hell draw on the walls . Thats our president. And i guess that explains what happened to Hillary Clintons official white house portrait. People think its easier now to do a comedy show. Its not. Earlier, the chart would be the joke. Our president cares so much about being right what if we made a chart that he drew on with sharpie. But in this case, he actually did do that. Hes stealing our jobs. And once again, our commander in chief meteorologist doubled down. He wrote, the Fake News Media was fixated on the fact that i properly said at the beginnings of Hurricane Dorian that in addition to florida and other states, alabama may also be grazed or hit. They went crazy, hoping against hope that i made a mistake, which i didnt. Which you did, by the way. Check out maps. This nonsense has never happened to another president. Four days of corrupt reporting, still without an apology. And, he claims he doesnt know anything about a sharpie. In fact, this is what he had to say when a reporter sheepishly asked him about that. That map that you showed today looked like it had been used with a sharpie. I dont know, i dont know, i dont know. Jimmy if you say i dont know three times it comes true. Remember how much we used to laugh when the north korean government claimed kim jong il played a round of golf and won with a hole in one . Its mindboggling this is what our president is thinking about with a rea is also a real busin opportunity. And with that said, may i present my new childrens book. This, i think youre going to love if youre a fan of harold and the purple crayon, i give you donald and the magic sharpie. [cheers and applause] can i read a little bit of it . Why not. One day, president donald decided to go for a walk. But there were no crowds to greet him. So he used his magic sharpie to make a huge, excited crowd. And then he made some casinos. But they all went bankrupt. So he made a big, beautiful wall to hide them. And a friendly mexican to pay for it. Then he felt sleepy. So he made a great big bed, with Fried Chicken and a porn star in it. He was happy. The magic sharpie dropped to the floor and president donald drifted off to sleep. Isnt that nice . [cheers and applause] by the way, ill be at the barnes noble in secaucus signing copies. This is from the team at Spectrum News in South Carolina who are winners in this weeks award for excellence in reporting. Our anchor, Adrian Bradshaw joining us now with a look at what folks are actually seeing on the roadways all across our state, some of the worsthit areas, adrian . I get tired of just walking from studio to studio. All right, that was adrian reporting. Jimmy all right, i think that was adrian complaining, but. Oh, adrian. Another president ial hopeful has tiptoed into the ring to remove his hat from it. The former ceo of starbucks, Howard Schultz announced he will not run for president realizing he didnt have the support of the hobo he lets bathe in the starbucks bathroom sink. So now he will go back to what he does best, providing the world with overpriced coffee and kenny g cds. Meanwhile, not all is well with team trump and team pence. The president and Vice President staffers are rumored to be at odds over the upcoming campaign. Their relationship is said to be tense. In fact, just this morning the president threw a ball, and mike pence refused to go fetch it, which is not like him at all. You know, there have been reports that trump frequently floats the idea of replacing mike pence on his ticket this time around, possibly with a woman. But trump has repeatedly assured the Vice President in person that he has nothing to worry about. Hes on the ticket. So hes gone, right . I mean, you know how you know trump doesnt like mike pence . You never see them play golf together. I looked it up. Best i can tell based on my research, they played golf together once when trump was deciding who to pick as his running mate. They played golf. Pence complimented trumps shoulders, and that was that. Were so lasered focussed on this rhinoceros running the country, we sometimes forget about this strange man who is a beef and cheddar from doing it himself. Mike spence a fascinating individual. I want you to watch his body language here. This is from his meeting this week with the president of iceland. Oh, so 1991 when, when the soviet union was collapsing and the representatives of the three baltic nations, estonia, latvia and lithuania came here. Jimmy its like he has the sun in his eyes. Hes on some kind of neighborhood watch. Ive been analyzing him for about two years now. Mike pence is not from this planet, okay . Mike pence is an alien who has come to earth to study our ways, to integrate and potentially rule us. Now think about it. He was governor of indiana. Isnt that exactly the kind of thing an alien would do to fit in here . And he hasnt quite figured out normal human interaction. Here he is with the british Prime Minister this week. You have a gigantic chicken of our own here on the opposition benches. Id be, id be asked to jimmy thats how someone who doesnt know when how to laugh would laugh. Its a laugh sound, not a laugh. And he does a lot of stuff like that. He calls his wife mother which is what someone who skipped a day of human lessons would do. And watch him here sitting next to president trump. The president youll see removes his water bottle from the table. What does mike pence do . He also removes his water bottle. Thats what earthlings do. If mike pence isnt an alien, why does he look exactly like the alien from cocoon. I bring greetings. Jimmy why does he say this instead of hello . [cheers and applause] thats not human. Mike pence, what happened, he landed on earth and said take me to your leader and somehow he ended up working for him. I think this is why hes so obsessed with the space force. He wants to go home. You know, england has their own version of trump now. That Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, hes having a tough go of it. His own brother resigned from parliament this week over a disagreement on brexit. And this was the reception Boris Johnson got when he made the decision to get out and meet the people in the streets of yorkshire. You should be in brussels in negotiations. We have been in negotiations. You are moments after he arrived, the Prime Minister taken to task. Youre playing games well i think what people want us to do is to leave t euro union. We raul knall know that. We all know that. Please leave my town. Jimmy what a fwrendriendly o say i hated you. This is a cautionary tale about the dangers of working as a cameraman. Everyone loves you, and you just need to stop, okay . He goes behind and rears up. So naughty. [ crowd reacts ] jimmy whod have ever seen that coming . Goat versus scrot, the new tv show. There are small but inch couragi encouraging things happening in the u. S. Walmart, cvs and kroger have asked customers not to bring gun noose the guns into their stores. I guess in opencarry states you can bring guns. But a number of stores have asked customers not to, including costco, i dont know, why do people feel the need to take guns into walgreens . Are they hunting for loofah . You shouldnt be allowed to have a gun on you while you wait for someone to refill your antipsychotic medication. This is what we resorted to to try to stop these killings, politely asking people not to bring guns in the store. That only works in canada. That doesnt work here. One more thing before we barrel ahead. Its time to bleep and blur tv moments whether they need it or not. Admired for your resilience, your fortitude, and are you rightly known for your stiff [ bleep ]. I support local communities and states that want to ban [ bleep ]ing. I have not called for an immediate ban on [ bleep ]ing. Based on results, its not speculation, you suck a [ bleep ]. Dont clap for that. The chiefs and jaguars are set to kick off, but mother [ bleep ] may have her say in that. Bernie [ bleep ]s trump. Bernie [ bleep ]s trump bernie [ bleep ]s trump no reports of any injuries. The cause of this [ bleep ] explosion still under investigation. You want me to put this copper thing up my [ bleep ] every morning and every night . Are you guys feeling okay . Youre letting your fishbowl get awfully filthy. You bet, im swimming in my own [ bleep ], and i like it jimmy all right, tonight, music from brockhampton. Keke palmer is here. And well be right back with Nick Offerman. 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Next week, we have new shows with sean penn, chelsea handler, ed helms, sharon osbourne, jd p danielle macdonald, Trisha Yearwood and three mystery music guests. Whose names i cannot reveal. In fact, ive said too much already. Thats all next week. Jimmy our first guest is a fine actor and a man so profoundly masculine that each hair in his mustache has its own tiny mustache. Its really incredible. He will be visiting 37 cities, with a oneman show called all rise, beginning september 11th in appleton, wisconsin. Please welcome Nick Offerman. [cheers and jimmy how are you, nick . Im very well. Im sorry, i couldnt help but overhear. You have a rash on your alabama . Well, that was off the air. We had a discussion about a medical condition guillermo is having. Oh, gosh. Jimmy its okay. He signed a release. We can get into it. But yeah, guillermo has a rash. And the doctor drew around the rash with a sharpie to see if it was going to get any bigger on the same day donald trump drew on alabama. So we were just noting that. See what im saying . Yeah, right there on the panhandle there. Jimmy yeah. Good luck. Patience. And soap. Soap. Jimmy soap. You think soap is good . My mom always prescribed soap for a rash. Jimmy is that right . Yeah. Jimmy because i think soap oftentimes gives you a rash. Depends on the soap. Jimmy i guess it does depend on the soap. In our family, was for everything. Deeps everything moving, just a thick slather on a blt. Jimmy do you toast the bread first . Yes. Jimmy okay. How many comedy tours have you done now . This will be my third official tour. I had american laham, full busc and one with my wife called summer of 69, no apostrophe. Jimmy right. So this is my [ laughter ] you got to give it a minute for the arithmetic. This is my third. Jimmy this is the third one. And youve been like, did you start as an actor, or did you start as a comedian . I started as a theater actor in chicago and things went well enough that i got to move to l ala and film. And colleges mistakenly began to invite me to perform standup. And i was gorntignorant enough think like rodney dangerfield. Im not a standup, im a theater actor. I perform works of literature. And like the third time i was like wait a second, how many kids, you know, and they said 2,000 kids youre talking to. And i said there are some things i would like to say to 2,000 kids, and it paid well. Jimmy uhhuh. Please tell them that i get no respect over at ohio state. Jimmy uhhuh, yeah. I will come perform my standup. So i started writing, and i play stupid songs on the guitar that people seem to really enjoy. And i love it. As a theater guy, you rehearse a play for a month or six weeks, build a set, glue on, you know, wigs and facial hair. As a standup, you just show up with a backpack and guitar, and they call it a show. Jimmy and youre ready to go. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. Okay. So youre doing this. I love the idea, by the way that you felt like you had things you wanted to say to the 2,000 kids. Yeah. Jimmy and they were paying to hear them, so presume bhably theyre listening to you. What will you parlay on this particular tour . I dont know if youve seen the news recently. Jimmy i have been following it. Things are kind of dire. Theres a lot of bipartisan ire, not only in our country, but in the world, people are shaking their fists at each other, and if you take a little step back from that, were all the same big group of people, especially in this country where we get to vote. So were kind of doing it to ourselves. If you dont like it, the systems are in place where we could change it. And so the show is kind of making fun of all of us. Jimmy uhhuh. The things about human beings, you know, were incredible. We create technology. We have made drinkable yogurt. I mean. Jimmy yeah. Our advancements are astonishing. But at the same time, were very good at like causing each other pain. Jimmy uhhuh. Often trying to make money at causing each other pain. So its, you know, its trying to find a compromise between those things, and so im poking fun at the sides of humanity and myself that i think we can all improve. Jimmy and you just got back from doing this in other countries. Mmhm. Jimmy what countries were you in . I toured australia, new zealand, scotland, england and ireland. Jimmy when you speak about these things in america does it resonate with them . It does. I was able to say at the top of the show, im sorry for your recent political developments, now you have one of your own. Jimmy mmhm hmm. And people would scream and cry loudly. They would keen. Jimmy so you brought anguish to the world is what you did. And would you go, since its oneman show, do you have roadies . I work wi work wi work wi woi theres me, my backpack, righty and lefty. Jimmy do you have friends that you go and stay with, visit . I do, i have friends through, because of social media, and im a wood worker. Jimmy yeah. And im a fan of agriculture. Jimmy well, who isnt . I mean, you know. All around the world, i have friends in these communities and in england, i met, theres a shepherd and his family that i met over twitter. Jimmy a real shepherd. This guys name is james rebanks. He has an amazing book called the shepherds life, and i met him, i like stacking stone walls, too. We should be friends. I ended up going and staying with his family and like, they remind me of my family when i was a kid. Its a farming family, where you just know what to do. You get up and do the dishes. They have dinner around the table every night. And i just really admire them. Its like my disneyland, except i go help a farmer like feed his sheep. [ laughter ] jimmy that sounds a lot different than disneyland, though. Much less expensive. Jimmy uhhuh. You get to do a lot more dishes. Jimmy do you help with the chores . Its way better. Yeah. Jimmy do you tend the sheep, do you herd sheep . Im his helper. I do what he tells me. In the winter, theres no grass, so we would take bails of hay, they also eat something called sheep cake and i was in charge of spreading the sheep cake. Jimmy wow, it would be the worst travel agent ever. It isnt. I come from an agricultural family, and i live in los angeles, so for me, its so dreamy to get out in the weather. Jimmy uhhuh. And handle some animals. Jimmy you cant be like everyone else here and just grow weed . No, no. I tried. Jimmy well take a break. Nick offerman is here. And this is you maximizing at t. J. Maxx. You shopping, you maximizing. You shopping, you maximizing. Get more of the brands you love and the quality you want, and save every time. Its not shopping, its maximizing. 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Jimmy yeah, right. Thats weird, but in a way, its kind of a good thing to have. If you ever do anything wrong and it gets caught on videotape you can blame that guy. Yeah, that was a deep fake. I did not steal those candy bars. Jimmy how is your wife, meg megan malally . Shes great. Shes put up with me for 20 years now. Shes a legend. Shes gorgeous. Shes my teacher. Jimmy funny, talented. Im the luckiest guy who has come down the pike. And i keep doing my best to not upset her. Jimmy thats good. Thats wise. I brought an array of ties to the dressing room. And i sent her photographs, and she chose this tie. Jimmy she chose the plaid. Interesting. Thats how you stay married, ladies and gentlemen. Jimmy i didnt know it was that simple. I do want to ask you a followup question for something she spoke about when she was here last time. She said something and forgive me if i have this wrong. But something to the effect of, after you make love, which your husband and wife, its perfectly fine. All three times. Jimmy after you make love, you told her that she looks like cher. Well, yes, that is, that is generally true. Jimmy uhhuh. Its happened more than once . Yeah, you know. Like i said, three times. Jimmy uhhuh. So afterwards, youll go, oh, that was great, you look like cher . No, no. The lighting, you know, its sort of a twilit scene in the afterglow of robust fornication. So i may be in a little bit of a ha lusna tory state, and she has her hair down in a way that resembles the ephemeral beauty of cher sort of in the 70s. So like a cher, you know. Jimmy i see, cher with the headband cher. Like a period of the playboy centerfold. Jimmy when she was going through the nativeamerican its meant as a highly erotic compliment. Jimmy no doubt, no doubt. Its short hand for honey, this is really working for me. Jimmy have you had the opportunity or inclination to mention this to cher herself . I have not. No. Ive not even been in a bedroom with cher. Jimmy youve not . Well, thats weird. It is. But its early. Jimmy you really are a hollywood outsider. Theres still time. Jimmy you have your own brand of scotch. Is it your own brand . Or is it your own special varietal. It happened to be my favorite going in, which is crazy, and it was the favorite of mike and we developed a relationship with the scotch company. We ended up shooting a scene where my character goes there to their distillery on this cute Little Island in scotland. And we hit it off so well that they hired me to start doing funny commercials for them. Jimmy i see. Four, five, six years ago weve continually done it to the point where now theyre putting out the offerman edition of this scotch. Jimmy and what makes it offermanesque . I just went to theater school, and now ive got my own whiskey. So acting is the way to go, for all the young people out there . Jimmy yeah, it is the way to go. Because mike got caught out of this deal, right . Theres no schur edition of scotch. Theres no good place beverages. Jimmy if you want to go see nick on tour, he may be coming directly to your home. The tour starts september 11th in appleton, wisconsin. Well be right back with kiki palmer. This seat is reserved for the restless. Those who need to. Move. And roar. And ride. Up, down, over. Powering through. This seat is for those that get down in it. Into the fray. The arena. This seat is not for spectators. Whatever youre craving. And whenever youre craving it. Doordash has the restaurants you want. Delivered to your door. Wherever your door happens to b download doordash. The most restaurants across america. First order, 0 delivery fee. squirrel noises squirrel noises fake squirrel noise fake squirrel noise jif peanut butter. 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And they said if you ever want to host or guest host, come on by, and it went from there to if you want to hang with us all summer, hang with us all summer and it ended with me staying. Jimmy wow, thats pretty good. Yeah, it really worked out for me. Jimmy no kidding. Makes me a little nervous that they might give you this show as soon as we head out for the weekend. Thats what im looking forward to. Thats why im here. Jimmy so youre doin that. Yeah. Jimmy and you are also in this movie. Yes. Jimmy when did you shoot this movie . I shot this movie really just like in may. It was a quick shoot. And theyre like, its coming out. Its not usual. Jimmy it is not usual. It is based on a true story. Yes. Jimmy about strippers who are criminals as well, but good criminals. Yeah, like a group of robin hoods. Stealing from the rich and saving the poor, the poor being themselves. Jimmy right, right, right. A little different than robin hood. And this is, you shot this in an actual strip club, correct . We did. We went many different places, but the main strip club we shot at was in queens. Shout out to queens. Jimmy what is the name of the strip club you shot at in queens . You got me there, i cant remember. I just came to work. Jimmy have you been in one before . Oh, yeah, ive been in many strip clubs in my life. There are many type of strip clubs. You can go to the ones that have chicken wings and lobster. Then the one where they cirque du soleil. And then the ones that you say why they here . Jimmy youre saying theres a stripper pole that spins . Oh, yes. Jimmy how can it spin . Its a stripper pole that spins and j. Lo does a magnificent performance on it in the movie. Jimmy i heard that. One of our producers saw the movie and said wait until you see j. Lo stripping in this movie. By the way, j. Lo, was arod there watching you that whole time . Yeah, but he didnt always come to that stripper stuff, though. Jimmy he didnt . Interesting. I would think he would. Was anyone in your family, your friends, were they concerned that you would be taking on a r i was dating at the time, he was scared that people was going to see what i was about. Jimmy oh, really . What you were about. I keep it very reserved. Who knows what goes on when i go home. Jimmy so did he not want you to do it . No, he definitely wanted me to do it, and he said babe theyre going to know what youre about. I was like no, im acting and having fun. Jimmy no, but do we find out what youre about in the movie . You know you have to go see the movie to see. Jimmy are you still dating that guy . Huh, that, whoops [ laughter ] jimmy now. Jennifer lopez. Oh, yes. Jimmy did you have, were you like a big fan of hers before. Very big. Especially with selena, you guys. Jimmy oh, really. I fell in love with that movie so much and her that i even learned, like i dont speak any spanish, but i learned a whole slate of songs because of that movie. Jimmy you learnedt phonetically . Yes. Jimmy do a little bit. Oh, i cant. [ singing in jimmy wow. Shout out to selena. I love selena. I love that movie. Jimmy guillermo just fainted notice corne in the corner. Thank you jimmy how long did you wait before you busted that out for j. Lo . Oh, the last day of the shoot. Jimmy you waited. Yes. They have these portable karaoke things. So they had one on set. Jimmy what are you, 80 . Theyve had that for 30 yrs to te. And they turned it on, and i, its kind of my favorite one to do, thats one of my favorite songs to perform. I busted it out, i was like, aye, thats it. Jimmy what did j. Lo think . Did she think you knew it from the movie or from the original recording . She was the only person who wasnt there. She was gone. Jimmy she wasnt there. Did she know you were this film . Yes, because she knew this line. There will be no selena and los denos jimmy cardi b is in this film. Yes. Jimmy she was an actual stripper, so in a way she really did the research for this role. Went undercover, huh . Jimmy did you guys turn to her for advice on how to keep it real . Well, in my scene that i had with her, we werent doing any dancing. The one she did with constance they actually did have a lap dancing coaching moment. It was cool. The scene i did with her was really dope. She actually can be a little bit shy. So it was cool to see her being so serious about the acting. It was cool to see a different side of her. Jimmy she was kind of out of her element. It was her first movie, wasnt it . . I think it is her first movie. Jimmy you have so many things going on. Congratulations on all of it. Hustlers, opens one week from tonight, and gma 3, airs weekdays here on abc. And next week it will be kimmel jimmy keke palmer. And well return with music from brockhampton. Dicky the jimmy kimmel pres the 2020 gle. Mercedes benz, the best or nothing. Well well well, what have we here . A magical place. Thats lookin to get scared with bats. And ghouls. And case ive cast quite a spell now. You wont believe your eyes the spell is cast. Halloween time is back with spooktacular experiences in disneyland and disney california Adventure Parks . Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedes benz. The betst or nothing. Jimmy id like to thank Nick Offerman and keke palmer. Apologies to matt damon. Nightline is next but first this is their album ginger, here with the song no halo, brockhampton. [cheers and applause] i dont know where im goin if i gotta take the high road im rollin i aint tryna get like all up in your head again montana lanta maybe i should just go mosey my over to your hou rosy cheeks oh you so cozy with somebody else get nervous my stomach churnin burnin im beat ready to knock some teeth out of his late night corner we pass lick that swisher get red used to skip rocks round that bend we dont go there no more we dont see sun no more baby wanna raid the whole apartment like the fbi takin everything from pots and pans to fans to goldeneye everything cept the dog everything in the drawers used to be so perfect but its never gettin solved im sure ill find it no one help me when my eyes go red im sure ill find it no one help me when my no one help when my im sure ill find it no one help me when my eyes go red im sure ill find it no one help me when my no one help when my do i matter im ecstatic im depressed more like godsspia evo halo trippy i can barely hike it out of bed time bomb under it persuading you to hop in options runnin out of options mmm options used to have options mmm options runnin out of options mmm options used to have options i dont know where im goin if i gotta take the high road im rollin i dont know where im goin if i gotta take the high road im rollin i suri no o help me when my eyes go red im sure ill find it no one help me when my no one help when my im sure ill find it no one help me when my eyes go red im sure ill find it no one help me when my no one help when my used to fight all my now i smoke through the dreamsut wheistou m pop the stitches from society and fall to my knees the machines weavin our fate are gettin harder to please but i believe to an extreme that we all can find a way to anybody listenin thats in between that we all can find a way went to church for the hell of it stumbled in drunk as been goin through it again been talkin to myself wonderin who i am been thinkin i am better than him in times like these i just need to believe its all part of a plan lost a part of me but i am still here wash it out of all of me to feel the fire maybe ill be gone for a minute but you know you know thats a lie no one help me when my eyes go wash it out of all of me to feel the fire maybe ill be gone for a minute but you know you know thats a lie no one help me when my eyes go im sure ill find it no one help me when my eyes go red im sure ill find it no one help me when my no one help me when my im sure ill find it no one help me when my eyes go red im sure ill find it no one help me when my no one help me when my [cheers and ause] this is nightline. Tonight, a fairy tale marriage. Im the bride. Turned deadly love triangle. I finally just told her, im in love with meredith. I cant deny it anymore. He swept away by a secret romance. She and her suspicions. Plus, the revenge plot, shocking lengths the woman scorned went to. Secret surveillance. She named my device and called merediths device fore. Sewing devices into his clothes

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