72nd street. It happened right in the middle of a Jennifer Lopez concert at Madison Square garden. The lights suddenly went out. And people were they had to cancel the show. People were on edge. You know, when this sort of thing happens. There was even an incident at a local bagel shop when the lights went out. Why is it okay for women to say youre on dating sites, we should be gay . Thats okay . Jimmy as you can almost see, tempers are running short there. [ laughter ] most broadway shows had to cancel their performances. But the cast of the tonywinning show hadestown decided to do a performance outside their theater. Blackout theres a blackout ooh theres a blackout ooh theres a blackout jimmy thats pretty good. Rarely do you see people cheering [ cheers and applause ] for a trombone. The mayor of new york city bill de blasio was campaigning in iowa when the power went out because hes running for president. Why hes running for president no one knows. [ laughter ] but when the lights came back on, his poll numbers had tripled all the way up to 1 . [ laughter ] you really miss the lights when they go out. Heres what happened when they went back on. [ cheers ] thats right. People were cheering in the streets. And then five minutes later everyone went right back to not speaking to each other ever. [ laughter ] the blackout was the number one trending thing on twitter on saturday. And today in case you dont know, today is twitters 13th birthday. Today twitter became a man. [ cheers and applause ] its like cheering for rabies, by the way. [ laughter ] to commemorate this milestone the folks at twitter put out a special message today to remind us of some of the highlights of their past 13 years. From all of us at twitter we want to thank you for 13 amazing years. From our Humble Beginnings in a garage in palo alto we started with a simple idea. What if Fortune Cookie messages were racist . [ laughter ] over the years weve grown to become the worlds fastest and easiest way to get fired from your job. And the most efficient method of telling famous people to go [ bleep ] themselves. [ laughter ] we were the first to report the miracle on the hudson. And the discovery of ice on mars. Allowed russia to elect their First American president. And provided a space where that president could call bette midler an extremely unattractive woman who sucked at the oscars. We breathed new life into the pound sign and that stupid letter a with the circle around it. Were proud of what weve accomplished in 13 years, and we look forward to providing a platform to usher in the next Great American civil war. Twitter. An unregulated Bulletin Board for humanitys worst. And videos of toddlers doing this. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy now, thats nice. Congratulations to twitter. You know, without twitter we would just have to wonder if our president had racist thoughts on every subject. But now we can read those thoughts every day. Our tweetie bird president is out of his mind again. Yesterday you may know he lashed out at four democratic congresspeople, all of whom happen to be nonwhite women. He wrote, so interesting to see progressive democrat congresswomen who originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe now loudly and viciously telling the people of the united states, the greatest and most powerful nation on earth, how our government is to be run. Why dont they go back and help fix the totally broken and crimeinfested places from which they came, then come back and show us how it is done . And of course three of the congresswomen he attacked were born here in the united states. And the other one moved here when she was 10 years old. And even some republicans condemned the president for this. Not many. But some. Not only did he not apologize, he did what he always does, he doubled down on it. They have to love they have to love our country. Theyre congresspeople. And i never used any names. But these are people quiet. Quiet. Quiet. Quiet. Quiet quiet. These are people that if they dont like it here they can leave. Jimmy as soon as he said that, melania started running to the airport. [ cheers and applause ] she was stopped by secret service. He said these women hate israel, theyre pro al qaeda. And this was interesting. Someone got a shot of his notes. This is how he spells al qaeda. Zoom in on that. For real. Alcaida. Which, by the way, is wrong because he is foolish. [ laughter ] but one republican who did speak out against the president s racism was senator Lindsey Graham. What is your reaction to hearing what donald trp says . Disgusted. I want to talk to the Trump Supporters for a minute. I dont know who you are and i dont know why you like this guy. Hes a racebaiting xenophobic religious bigot. Jimmy unfortunately, thats what he said four years ago when he was running against trump. This is what he said today. We just checked out Lindsey Grahams twitter account, and he posted this image yesterday. And joining us right now, weve got senator Lindsey Graham, republican from south carolina, the chairman of the Senate Judiciary committee. Looked like a fun day. It was a fun day, and trumps the best golfer. Youre the best golfer. Jimmy Lindsey Graham is probably the closest donald trump will ever come to owning a dog. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] on friday another cabinet member, the secretary of labor, alex acosta, resigned for his role approving a very light sentence given to the accused pedophile billionaire jeffrey epstein. And this was nuts. After acosta resigned because of this the president brought him out on the white house lawn to try to show some kind of solidarity. Someone asked trump if acosta was a democrat and trump passed that question along. Are you a democrat . Im not, no. I have no idea. You know what i know . You know what i know about alex . He was a great student at harvard. Hes hispanic, which i which i so admire. Jimmy yes indeed. It takes a lot of guts to be hispanic. It really does. [ laughter ] one of the things i admire about you, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] Vice President pence on friday took a tour of two Detention Centers in texas, where he questioned a group of children who were being kept very humanely locked up in cells. And if you watch very closely here, you can see the exact the moment mike pence realizes maybe hes not getting into heaven. Are they taking good care of you here . Si. Si . Okay. How long did it take you to get here . [ speaking Foreign Language ] it took two months to get here and three months to get here. Okay. Did you walk the whole way . Si. [ speaking Foreign Language ] yes. Long journey. Jimmy yeah. Thats his concerned face, in case you were wondering. Ill tell you what, though, between this and the space force hes basically fighting real aliens and illegal ones both at the same time. Theres nothing this man cant do. The president claims these reports of bad conditions at the Detention Centers are bigly exaggerated. He wrote fridays tour showed vividly to politicians and the media how well run and clean the childrens Detention Centers are. Great reviews. [ laughter ] yeah. 100 on Rotten Tomatoes right now. [ laughter ] at this point our best hope is trump turns the place into one of his casinos and it goes out of business in like two weeks. [ cheers and applause ] it really is oh, so this is crazy too. More than a million people, i dont know if you saw this, have signed up on facebook with the intention of storming area 51. This is the military facility in the nevada desert where many believe ufos and evidence of alien life is kept. The event is called storm area 51, they cant stop all of us. Maybe not. But they can stop some of you. [ laughter ] and the air force had to put out a statement warning people not to storm them. Area 51 is an open Training Range for the u. S. Air force and we would discourage anyone from trying to come. The u. S. Air force always stands ready to protect america and its assets. And if the air force cant stop them, why, theyll send in the space force to finish the job. [ laughter ] it does seem like the world is getting nuttier. Even in chess theres a scandal rocking the world of international chess. Theres a grandmaster named igor rausis who was caught cheating during a tournament. And the way he cheated is he went into the bathroom and he used a chess app to help with his moves. You see there he is on his phone with a pretty cool set of compression socks on. [ laughter ] unfortunately, whoever was taking secret photos in the mens room is still at large. [ laughter ] tonight on the bachelorette it was fantasy suite night tonight and the drama centered around the villain of this season, the despicable luke p. Luke p. Was the only guy who didnt make it to the fantasy suite tonight. He enraged hannah by telling her that if she dared to have sex with any of the other guys hed leave. And, well, he got his wish. There have been so many times that like i have wanted to say im done with you. But my heart has just not allowed me to let you go. And i prayed so much for clarity. And i feel like ive finally gotten clarity on you. And i do not want you to be my husband. Jimmy why it took so long [ cheers and applause ] for her to figure this out i dont know. But luke didnt go without a fight. In fact, he almost didnt go at all. Theres something in me that is refusing me to get into that vehicle right now because my if you really i could probably get you to get in that limo. So like i have had sex. Say what . Yeah. And i jesus still loves me. I didnt just go to the fantasy suite. I [ bleep ] in a windmill. And guess what . We did it a second time. Jimmy she really, really did [ cheers and applause ] they did do it in a windmill, which was a first for the show. And by the way, that kiss is what they call a Renewable Energy source. So to recap, luke told hannah if she had sex with the other guys he would 100 leave. And he did 100 leave. But based on the scenes they shared from next week hes 100 coming back. So hannah also enjoyed the fantasy suite with tyler, who tyler wanted to give her a private massage. So he kicked everyone out of the room to do it. Thats [ laughter ] jimmy we have a good show tonight. We have music tonight from a gentleman, maybe you heard his name. Garth brooks is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] garth is right now 2,000 miles away from us in chicago. He has a new duet with Blake Shelton called dive bar. And garth joins us now from an actual dive bar. [ cheers and applause ] hey, garth, how are you doing . Were doing great. This is the place to be. Jimmy i see arms but i dont see people. I assume there are people attached to those arms. If you move this way a little bit you can see all of them. Everybody wave. Jimmy garth, why are you on a tour of dive bars . Is it the smell that you love . Yes. Its everything i love about this is where our music was born. So yeah, this is it. Weve got a dive bar single out with Blake Shelton right now, fellow okie. So were starting our dive bar tour here tonight at joes in chicago. Jimmy excellent. Couldnt you have just told trisha you wanted to go out drinking and not gone through this whole process . I guess i could have. But shes granted me this. So this is going to be the first of many. So were excited about it. Jimmy what is the next stop on the tour after chicago . I cant tell you. Jimmy its a secret, right . Youre kind of popping in as a surprise. Yeah, man. And its fun. And chicago, if it goes anything like this, before we even get on stage this place has been the most fun you could possibly imagine. So if they go like this were going to have a great sometime. Jimmy garth, is it true youre planning to do a shot with every person in that bar bere youre done tonight . Its tradition, yes. Jimmy all right. So thats garth brooks. He is in chicago. Garth, we will see you later. Garth is here. Mike epps is here. And well be right back with shailene woodley. So stick around. [ cheers and applause ] dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by jim beam. The fall of prohibition, jim beam didnt raise a single glass. He wanted his first drink to be of his own bourbon. He didnt have much money. But he did have a few friends. People who were raised the right way. Over 120 days, they rebuilt the distillery. And while their names might not be on our bottle. Its because of them, we can raise this bourbon today. Jim beam. Raised right. For barcelona . 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[ cheers and applause ] and then, with the first of seven dive bar concerts he will be playing all around the country randomly, surprising people wherever he goes, garth brooks from joes on weed street in chicago. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night our guests are Shaquille Oneal and fred savage with music from koffee and later this week senator kamala harris, billy eichner, lenny clarke, from the rams sean mcvay, music from spoon and offset with cardi b. Please join us for all of that. [ cheers and applause ] its been a whole two months since we had a finale episode of a popular hbo show to fight about but dont fear our first guest and her collection of stellar castmates are back to get you all worked up again. Big little lies wraps its Second Season sunday night. Please say hello to shailene woodley. [ cheers and applause ] very good to see you. Its great to see you too. Jimmy i dont know if youre aware of this what a warm welcome coming here. Jimmy its funny that you say that because i want you to know something. Its fake . Jimmy no. Its a little bit fake, yes. But when you come here everyone on our staff remarks on how friendly you are to everyone here. And we dont get that always. Thats a shame. Jimmy well, its not that people are unfriendly. Its that you are particularly friendly. Im overfriendly. Jimmy maybe overfriendly. Maybe something yo to dial back a little. No. I definitely know some people who think so. Jimmy is that right . You get that kind of a criticism sometime like oh, yeah. Jimmy really . I mean, when youre eternally optimistic, you know, and people in your family or your friend groups arent, you can be annoying. Jimmy interesting. [ laughter ] im the annoying optimist. Jimmy are you always optimistic . I am. Jimmy you are. I am. Jimmy do you feel optimistic about like the future of this country right now . No. I feel optimistic of the future of humanity. Jimmy okay. I mean, its so much bigger than just this country. Thats where my optimism comes in. Im like oh, but then theres this, theres that. Theres this glass. How about that one . Its overflowing in new zealand. So why cant it overflow here too one day . [ laughter ] jimmy you just flew in from fiji, right . I did. Jimmy is that where you started thinking about this stuff . No. But the fijians are very optimistic. Jimmy as a general rule they are . Not that ive met every fijian. But the fijians i have met, which is quite a few, theyre just so friendly. When im there im like oh, im home. People smile. They hug you. They welcome you into their houses. If you need to eat and you say youre hungry all of a sudden theres ten meals in front of you. And thats not because im on tv, you know, whatever. Its just their culture. Like they really they care about their elders. They care about their neighbors. They care about each other. And its really inspiring. Jimmy is that what attracts you to fiji . Because i know last time you were here your boyfriend lives there also. Yeah. He works there for yeah, he works there. He plays rugby in fiji. Jimmy hes a big star, big rugby star there. Oh, yeah. I mean, its insane. He cant get we dont know rugby in america. I didnt know what rugby was before i met him. But its so big in the southern hemisphere. He cant hell be driving in a taxi and people will get out of their cars just to wave at its so bizarre. And then he comes to america and people are like rugby . Jimmy that must be kind of nice for him, though, to be able to go somewhere where hes completely unknown. Totally. Jimmy whereas i would imagine they all know you in fiji, yes . They know me now because i did a movie there. Thats kind of and you know, im dating someone from there. The other thing about fiji is if i say one thing to you they will all know what i said to you within five minutes. Its remarkable. Jimmy why is that . I didnt tell half the people i know in fiji i was going there this time. I landed at the airport, i took one photo with one person at the airport. Ten minutes later i got texts from every single person. I had a friend in america text me and s i didnt know you were in fiji right now. I think its just a small island and because they are all so friendly with one another they also like to talk a lot to each other. I dont know. Jimmy maybe its is everyone because everyone knows each other everyone following everyone on instagram . Well, theyre all related. A lot of them, theyre all cousins. Jimmy thats weird if you think about it. My dude ben has like a thousand cousins. Its weird for us americans. But its not weird for them. Jimmy of course not. Its normal. It would be weird, though, i think if youre dating. Jimmy you have a flip phone, right . Is it true you carry only a flip phone, you do not have a smartphone of any kind . I have both. Jimmy you have both. I have both. I have my iphone still because it will work in wifi and its just easier to text on. But i have a flip phone. My iphone has no data. Reporter when people see you using a flip phone it must be all they want to talk about, right . Its actually a really good social experiment because a lot of people dont notice. And i think its a way for me to go oh, this is why i wanted a flip phone, because we dont notice each other anymore. And then the people who do notice are shocked. They literally ask me are you using a flip phone . And im like you can see that i am. [ laughter ] its obvious. But i think its such a shocking gesture. Activity for someone to have a flip phone. Jimmy do you text on it or is it just talking . Because you have to press like three times for every my friends who dont have iphones, which is a lot of people. Samsungs a thing, too apparently. You have to text them on the flip phone. And its im back to doing like brb, ttyl, lol. Jimmy wow. Now, does that mean you dont follow whats going on in the news . You dont really Pay Attention to that sort of thing . No, i know whats going on. I mean, its 2019. Even if i dont want to know the news you know the news because you walk into a starbucks and instead of music playing now you have like some radio host saying something. You cant escape things anymore. And i still have my iphone and it works with internet. And you wake up generally the places you wake up have wifi. And im a slave to it kind of like anyone else. You look at your news channel and news feed and then you start your day. Jimmy im sure im overly obsessed with your flip phone, but where do you even get a flip phone . [ laughter ] tmobile. Jimmy they have them for sale new . You dont have to go to ebay or someone carves them out of plastic on etsy or Something Like that . [ laughter ] a cardboard flip phone. Jimmy theyre almost as functional as a regular flip phone. Were going to take a break. 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Jimmy normally its like please play the clip, please play the clip. But they were like no, you cant have the clip. And then all of a sudden we were like well, we would really like the clip. [ laughter ] well, they did in exchange for the clip they to me that i could this whole time theyve said dont say anything, you know. So we asked people ask what the show is about and you cant give anything away. But they did say i could say this. Jimmy okay. In the beginning of the next episode all of the its a little bit of a cliffhanger. But all of the women go to visit perrys grave and his bodys missing. Jimmy really . Well, that is a little bit of a cliffhanger. So there you go. Jimmy when you say its a cliffhanger, does that indicate there will be a third season of the show . Oh, no, thats the beginning of the next episode. So you still have an hour to figure out jimmy thats technically not really a cliffhanger. [ laughter ] okay. I used the wrong word. Im not really a wordsmith. Not my strong suit. Jimmy maybe if you had a real phone youd know this kind of stuff. [ laughter ] i guess im going to carry around a thesaurus and dictionary. Jimmy do people ask you about the show all the time and whats going on . All the time. And i have to say i cant tell you. Jimmy you cant tell anything because it ruins people dont really want to know. If they like the show they want it to be a secret. But when was it that you realized the show became more than just a Television Show but like a cultural phenomenon, something that people were really discussing . I was out of the country when season 1 came out, when the first few episodes came out, and i came home and i had to dye my hair for a film and i went from brown to blond. So i was in that salon for ten hours. And i got there and like an hour in i started hearing like renata, la, la, la, celeste, la, la, la. And i turned to my hairstylist and i was like are they talking about Big Little Lies . And shes like, girl, that has been the talk of the salon for the last few weeks. And i was like, all right, if we made it to salon talk we must be hitting like pop culture. Because thats all people talk about in salons. Jimmy salon talk is kind of the epicenter of all of it. What are you doing for the rest of the summer . Whats your plan . Im going to be in the ocean, actually. A lot of the summer. Which im really excited about. Im doing something with greenpeace in a couple of weeks which i feel very grateful for. Were going to sargasso sea and were going to kind of study and research microplastic and micropollution because its so tragic whats happening to oceans. I didnt know this but 50 of our oxygen came from the oceans and we paid very little attention to them. And so theress Big Worldwide initiative to protect 30 of the oceans by 2030. Jimmy did you tell me the last time you were here that youre very, very seasick and youre a vomiter on the ocean . Its kind of like the thing where you have a baby or a dog and you wish the baby or the dog wouldnt complain and ask for food and ask you to change the diaper but you love it so you do it anyway. Thats my relationship with the ocean. Jimmy does the ocean become upset that youre always vomiting into it . [ laughter ] im plutding it. It might be upset. Maybe thats why it continues to rock the boat. Jimmy but i bet the fish love it, you know. [ laughter ] at least im adding to the ecosystem. I get my sea legs pretty quick. Jimmy all right. Well, its very good to see you. The show is Big Little Lies. You all know that. Season finale sunday night. Hbo. Shailene woodley, everybody. Thank you, shailene. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] door bell rings its ohey. This is amazing. With moderate to severe ulcerative colitis, are you okay . Even when i was there, i never knew when my symptoms would keep us apart. So i talked to my doctor about humira. 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And start something priceless. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Still to come garth brooks from chicago. Our next guest is a weekly funny comedian, actor and newlywed man with a new standup comedy special. Its called only one night. Mike. Its available on netflix now. Please welcome mike epps. [ cheers and applause ] yeah jimmy how are you . How are you doing, jimmy . Jimmy im doing well. Im taking you in now because youre a married man. Youre a newlywed as they say. Yeah. Jimmy when did you get married . I got married june 23rd. Im in now. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy did you write your own vows . Yeah, i did. I wrote my own vows, you know. Jimmy was it beautiful . Was it serious . It was beautiful in the beginning and then it got hiphop and ghetto in the end. [ laughter ] jimmy the vows got hiphop. It got ghetto in the end. Jimmy did your wife appreciate that it got ghetto in the end . She gave me a look. She said where are you going with this . Jimmy the vows in a way are one last warning about what theyre about to get into. Its a test, right . Jimmy how many people did you have at your wedding . I had about 300. Jimmy snoop dogg was at your wedding. Snoop dogg came to my wedding. Big shout out to snoop dogg, man. [ applause ] snoop dogg came to my wedding, and my mother was i knew he was there because my mother said, i smell your friend snoop is here. [ laughter ] jimmy when you invite someone like snoop to a wedding, do you send him that beautiful invitation by mail or do you just like text him and say hey, snoop, theres a wedding, love you to come to it . No, i just hit him on the phone and say what you doing, dog . He say, im wherever you at, cuz. [ laughter ] jimmy were there other hiphop artists at the wedding . Yeah. We had t. I. Was there. My buddy t. I. Was there. T. I. And tiny was there. We also had the whispers. The whispers came, man. Jimmy the band from the 70s and 80s, right . Yes. But guess what . Thats my wifes Favorite Group. Is the whispers. Jimmy how did you lock that down, getting your wifes Favorite Group to play t wedding . Man, i had to i went on one of them i went in the phone book and found the whispers. [ laughter ] theyre still in the phone book. Jimmy really . Theyre listed under the whispers . Yeah, under the whispers. Jimmy how many of the original whispers are still in the group . Youve definitely got the two brothers. Youve got scottie. Youve got both of the brothers. One of the brothers, i caught him whispering to my girl a little too much. Jimmy well, thats what they do. [ laughter ] and i asked her what he was whispering about. But it was cool to have them, man. One of them, i guess he left his hair in the locker, so one of them was baldheaded. [ laughter ] we was like is that a real whisper right there . Jimmy when you have the whispers will they only do their songs or will they do a variety of songs . They did a variety of songs. Of course my wife had her favorite song. Jimmy which one is her favorite . Just be good to me. Just be good to me you heard that song. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. You know, i think i can sing a little bit. [ laughter ] but yeah, my aunts were there. They were so happy, man. My mother. And i seen one of my aunts while the whispers were singing i seen her leaning down and i said dont you do it. She was about to throw her drawers up there on the whispers. [ laughter ] dont you do it. I see you. She had it down by her ankle. She went on, slid them back up, threw her dress back down. Jimmy is that still happening . I didnt know. I thought that ended with like Engelbert Humperdinck or something. Wow. How about that . Did you guys go on a honeymoon . We did. Well, we didnt go on our official honeymoon. You know, every year i take my kids on a summer break. So it was kind of like a kids honeymoon. I took them with us. But were going to you know, were going to go back and do another honeymoon. I want an all exclusive trip at a beachfront house in compton im going to take her to. [ laughter ] jimmy thats wonderful. What does that include . Whats in the package . Whats in the package . Cookies. Jimmy the last time you were here you were about to go on tour of europe, right . Yeah. Jimmy how did that go . It was cool, man. That was jimmy where did you go . I went to ozwell oswald. And i went to london. And i went to a coup pces. Im ive heard of london. I dont know what the other one is. [ laughter ] you know what i was talking about, jimmy. Jimmy did they understand all your jokes there . They did. And thats what was shocking, jimmy. When i was telling the jokes they were enjoying, they was laughing. And then when i got off stage and i was talking to them they didnt know what the hell i was talking about. [ laughter ] im the same guy that was telling the jokes just now. Jimmy thats kind of weird. Did you get to go and visit and experience the different cities . I did, man. I got a chance to visit all the different cities. I seen black people over there but they wasnt africanamericans. They was africans. And they looked like really, really rough. And when i walked up to them i said hey, how are you doing . They said how are you doing today . Guy looks like 50 cent but he acts like tevin campbell. [ laughter ] jimmy did you go to amsterdam while you were there . I did. I went to amsterdam. Man, the devil has got to be running that city right now. [ laughter ] ive never seen a place where you can do anything, man. And they had the red light district. And then we went out there on a sunday morning and i guess those are the women that dont get money at saturday night. They were just in the window like this on a sunday morning just looking. I said no, man. Jimmy its probably a good call. You need to get out of that window. Its like tales of the crypt in there, man. [ laughter ] jimmy when you go to amsterdam now, is it k ruined a little bit now that cannabis is legal here in california . It is, man. It aint no fair, man. Jimmy seems like it would take some of the fun out of that. It did. Because i used to go over there and just brag about smoking in front of the police. Jimmy yeah. They said its legal in america. But it aint quite legal yet. Jimmy not everywhere. Yeah. Because the police are still looking at me crazy. Jimmy maybe youre just imagine things. Yeah, im imagining. Jimmy you have a new netflix special. Its called only one mike. Yeah. You said only one night. Jimmy i screwed it i think i said nike actually. Does Michael Jordan know you named it only one mike . Is he aware of this . Because i think you could poten. I didnt think he know about it until tonight. [ laughter ] jimmy youre in trouble. You just told on me just now. Jimmy you didnt do well in school, right . Come on, jimmy. [ laughter ] where is this interview going . Jimmy its on the wikipedia page. No, but you said you got straight fs one year. What year was it that you got straight fs . Every year, jimmy. [ laughter ] jimmy you were consistent. I was consistent. And i credit the comedy business to my education because if i had been a good student i wouldnt have became a comedian. I was practicing on being who i am now. Thank god it worked, jimmy. Jimmy no kidding. In a way if you think about it for you the letter f was for funny. [ laughter ] it was for failure. My mother would tell you. Jimmy mike epps, everybody. Only one mike is available on netflix. Well be right back with garth brooks in chicago. Dicky music on Jimmy Kimmel Live is brought to you by amazon music. A voice is all you need. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are presented by amazon music, where you can exclusively stream dive bar and the rest of garth brookss catalog. Jimmy i to thk shailene woodley, thanks to mike epps and apologies to matt damon. We ran out of time for him. This very heavy box set is called the legacy collection. It is available right now for amazon prime day. Here with the song dive bar from joes on weed street in chicago, garth brooks were gonna spend the weekend yeah, in the deep end of what of a dive bar turn that bottle up and drink it crank that jukebox up and hank it bartender pour another round heres to our best bad decisions, situational conditions oh, and memories we all need to drown so fill your cup and raise it up jump in and join the club and float this Whiskey River reservoir were gonna spend the weekend in the deep end of a dive bar cause up in here youre not the only loved and left or lost and lonely one whos ever swam against the tide think of this as your oasis its the safest of the places that a broken heart can find to hide so heres a toast coast to coast with a big ol adios to wishes wasted on them falling stars ready . Were gonna spend the weekend in the deep end of a dive bar yeah, its just chapter after chapter of happy never after but thats just the way the story goes for some barstool believers wear our heart out on our sleevers just going where the neon glows yeah, its just chapter after b thats just the way the story goes for some barstool believers wear our heart out on our sleevers where the neon glows problems we all got em let em sink down to the bottom doesnt matter who or where you are were gonna spend the weekend in the deep end the waters fine yall so just come on in to the deep end of a dive bar give it to me, talking about a dive bar one more time ive got to love a dive bar [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. Tonight, dorians destruction. Oh, my god. The utter devastation. Everyone, please pray for us. Please. The hurricane battering the bahamas as a monster category 5, with over 220mileanhour winds. Swim swim now the dramatic race to rescue those trapped. 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