Lady, flew to dayton and el paso to meet with families and rescue workers, victims of the shootings there. But first, before those solemn occasions he lashed out at the mayor of dayton, elizabeth warren, shepherd smith and even fox news. I dont know about you, but im old enough to remember the day when trump said it was time to move forward with unity, devotion and love. I think that day was monday by the way. So on his way out of town, old yeller took to the white house lawn where he was asked whether his inflammatory rhetoric had something to do with all the violence weve been seeing lately, and youll be surprised to learn that no, he doesnt think thats the case. Our country is doing incredibly well. China is not doing well, if you look at the trade situation. Jimmy wait a minute. Who said anything about china . Theres only one thing he cares about, and that is money. Trump also pushed back against accusations that hes embraced white supremacy, but the president made it very clearish today that he hates hate. I am concerned about the wriez rise of any kind of hate, whether its white supremacy, any other kind of supremacy. Jimmy the bourne supremacy, i didnt like that. He cant just denounce white supremacy. He has to hedge it. Its the one time he feels the need to hear both sides of the issue. But im surprised he went after fox news. He doesnt like that shepherd smith spends more attention to the news part of it than the fox news part of it. Watching fake news cnn is better than watching shepard smith. When possible i turn to oann. I have a theory about this. I believe he is setting the table to turn on fox news when he doesnt get reelected. Once hes out, hell start a news network, a competitor to fox. He probably thinks oann spells own. Then when hes out of the white house hell go all out with them. So shepherd smith replied. With a shoutout. Good afternoon, mr. President , its nice to you have with us. Were being watched, as you know. Whos watching us . A number of people, some of them arent too happy, which is too bad. Jimmy the shep hit the fan is what happened there. [ applause ] by the way, if you want to meet and eat with donald trump live and in person he will be in the hamptons on friday for two high high highfalutein fundraisers. You can hang out with jared kushner, djtj, Lindsey Graham and more. Its a whos who of who sucks. So if you have the money, why not . [ applause ] here on the west coast, the president has filed a lawsuit against the state of california, just to bust balls i guess. We passed a law say being thinga candidate wants to be on the ballot he or she must release his or her tax returns. One of his lawyers said the issue of whether the president should release his federal tax returns was litigated in the 2016 election and the American People spoke. We did. We said we want to see those tax returns. Although at this point, what could possibly be in them thats worse than what we see every day, unless hes claiming mike pence as a dependent. It wont mean anything. This is a leader im sure the president will be eager to meet. The president of turkmenistan. Put his name up on the screen. I dont know what that is, but lets call him george. There were rumors that george was dead. He died, they they he died try being to spell his name actually, but hes not dead. Hes alive, and hes crazy. This is their president , showing everyone that hes alive by driving around like a maniac. This is how he proved he wasnt dead. By almost dying. I mean, look at that. We learned a lot of stuff today. Theres a country nachlmed turkmenistan, their president is nuts and hellholes are real. [ applause ] oh, speaking of learning, we did something fun and hopefully educational. We went out on the street with a map of the United States. We blacked it out so you cant see the shapes of the states. And we asked people walking by to name this country. We want to know if people recognize this country right here. The United States . Good job. Oh, hey, good. I didnt know that was a trick question. This is america. Good job. America . You got it. Theres a country right now thats been all over the news. Trump tweets about it a lot. We want to know if people recognize it by its shape. This is it right here. North korea . Germany . Is this canada . Maybe australia if we put it, can i turn it out . Yeah. Easier for me. Uh . Its not australia. I dont think so. Oh, its the u. S. Its upside down. Who just helped you . My mom. Is your mom Lori Laughlin . Do you recognize this country . No. Can you take one guess . Uganda. I dont know. Australia. I dont know. Is that a country . Thats america. Ah, thats a good one. Its america. Canada . Close. Theyve a strong russian influence. Is this syria . No. Their last election they elected a crazy person . Oh, is it north korea . No. We want to know if americans can name this country. Europe. Jimmy we might need to name a new captain. Last week i was alerted to the existence of a place, maybe a magical place, a small town, called dildo, dildo. A real place in newfoundland, canada. Population about 1500 people, who are known as dildodians. And they just celebrated dildo days, an annual veevent there. I abeen talki ive been talking about them all week and hi, dildodians. We have andrew pretty. Hello, andrew. Hello, jimmy. Joim you a jimmy are you part of the town council . I am one of the Seven Members that represent our town. Jimmy its a sevenheaded dildo. We go over the affairs of the town, water, garbage, sewer. Jimmy all the important stuff. We have karen mcdonald, the owner of dildo cove coffee and crafts, hello, karen. We saw you on the local news, karens boyfriend dean whos part of the dildo committee, dean, how you doin . Deans uncle john is there. Im doing good, jimmy, how are you . Jimmy hi, uncle joe, how are you. Fine. Jimmy wheres jonathan . Jonathan, but jonathans last name is butt. How many butts are there in dildo . I dont know. I imagine all of them. Jimmy can you explain the name of your town for those who are just learning about this . Well, no one really knows where the name dildo came from. Jimmy uhhuh. Originally. We know it was recorded as early as 1711 and possibly named before that. Thats the earliest recording. And the town itself was settled in 1775. Jimmy and you decided hey, we like it. Were going to stick with this name no matter what. You bet were going to stick with it. Jimmy you dont have a mayor, which is a shame. We dont have a mayor, just a chair of hour committee, and thats essentially a mayor. Jimmy who is the mayor . Greg pretty. Jimmy youre related to him . Not closely related. Jimmy there are two unrelated pretties in dildo . Yes. Jimmy do you guys have a Softball Team . Id like to see pretty and butt standing right next to each other. I know you dont have a mayor, i would like to officially declare my candidacy to become mayor of dildo. Now [cheers and applause] i know its unorthodox, because i dont live there and ive never actually been there, but what do you think my chances are . Slim to none. Come to newfoundland and get screeched in. Jimmy okay, i didnt understand any of that. Well, can someone translate for me . Uncle john, what did he say . Get screeched in. You got to come and catch the cod and get drunk. Jimmy oh, my goodness. Were going to need, im going to need to speak dildo before we go there. All right, well, you know, i think just, for me, dildo has been, its something everyone should know about, dildo has been living in a drawer in the end table on the side of the bed for far too long, and i, i have a lot of great ideas for the town. And one of the ideas is merchandising. I see you guys have made shirts there. But those are new, right . Yes. Yes. Jimmy okay, i have some ideas. Theres a shirt here, then you guys can make a lot of money from it. Weve got, i know karen, youve got a coffee shop there, why not, along with the coffee, can you have dildonuts. This is something for the kids, something people, when they come, wheres dildo. So they can look on here and find it in newfoundland. [cheers and applause] i mean, and thats just the start. I got a million ideas. So anyway. What do you think . Do you think theres a possibility of all of this . Well, i tell you one thing, i know all of us here, if you turned newfoundland upside down, we would still know it. Jimmy yes, i know, thats why i need to move. I will get things dildone if its the last thing i dildo. We want to make you our first, here in hollywood, we dont have any sister cities, and we would like you to be our First Official sister city. And when i am mayor of dildo, this is going to connect us. Outside our theater right now, guillermo is installing a sign. I dont know if you can see that. But right there on hollywood boulevard, where it all happens, people will see the word dildo, and theyll know that we are together forever. Right, guillermo . Thank you, dildo [cheers and applause] jimmy is that a drilldo youre using guillermo . Thats right, jimmy jimmy i want you to think about this. Give it some serious thought, and ill get back to you, and well get your decision, okay . Does that sound fair . I can guarantee thatt withina few days youll see a sign with our other sister city. Joim i lo jimmy i love it, its great. John i understand youve written a song about your town . Thats right. Jimmy yes, and you guys are going to share this right now, dean and john . The song. Nobody wants to stand next to you right now, john. This is not rehearsed much. Jimmy all right, here we go. This is it. You wrote this song . I did write it, yes. Jimmy all right, please share it with all the world, thank you. Oh, d stands for our our name will never change and i stands for the innocent child who should never feel ashamed l stands out the loving word for the town we all call dildo try to teach the younger folks off the old 6 highway made for rubber not of gold [cheers and applause] which i love he will take me by the hand together we will go in heaven, a town named dildo so d stands for deep, our name will never change and i stands for the innocent child who should never feel ashamed we fought for liberty in deeper days of old and d spells out the loving name we all call dildo jimmy i love it. I love the song, i love the town, i love all of you and i would like to be a part of the dildo family, and i will be proud to serve as mayor of dildo. Thank you all. We will be pack with you all for your decision soon. [cheers and applause] bye, guys. Tonight on the show. Music from chris janson. From the wwe, the miz is he. josh gad. 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Its not shopping, its maximizing. Maxx life at t. J. Maxx. Jimmy hi t t t t t welcome back. Tonight, he is a super star from the wwe and he has a Reality Tv Show too. The miz is here. Then this is his album. Its called real friends. Chris janson from the mercedesbenz stage. Tomorrow night, leslie jones will be here, well have music from monsta x with French Montana and a surprise mystery guest. One that i feel strongly will not disappoint. Our first guest tonight is a true multitalent. He sings, dances, acts, makes you laugh and hes made of snow. You know him from frozen and beauty and the beast and a week from today he returns as chuck in the angry birds movie 2. Please welcome josh gad. Chase [cheers and applause] jimmy very good to see you. Thank you, thank you. Jimmy welcome to america. I know you were just in london for a long time. I was in london, im actually regretting that i didnt stop through dildo first. Jimmy i think in the future people will make that a stop once it becomes a hub for by the way, taken out of context, that clip is going to do me no good with my disney films. I should have made a stop in dildo first. Jimmy how are you doing . Are you all right . Im great. A little jet lagged. I literally got in today. Jimmy oh. And they were like, you have to do jimmy kimmel. Its in your contract. Jimmy thats not going to sound good either. Yeah. Really a lot of weird stuff, yeah. Jimmy thank you for coming. I had no choice. Jimmy how was the trip . Was it trip was great. I was actually there for five months shooting a series. You guys know armando who created veep has a new show on hbo that im in, called avenue five. With hugh laurie. But i was there, and ive been talking to my kids about the fact that im going to see you guys again. I know you dont recognize me, im your father. I was with your mom a long time. I was talking to my 5yearold, im going to squeeze you until i cant squeeze you anymore. And she pauses and says then ill die. And i was like, well, yeah, technically, if i were to squeeze you as much as i just said i would, yes, so ill squeeze you metaphorically. Jimmy shes a very literal child, sounds like. She is, shes a real bitch. Taking my words and twisting them. Jimmy have you seen them . Did you get that reunion . I saw them today. I actually surprised them. I came and ran into the camp. And they were playing tennis, because we want at least two gads to be athletic. So they were playing tennis, and i go in and i go baby. And at she goes daddy . And it bothered me she had to do a double take, is that the man i remember . And i was crying. Jimmy thats tough. Did you have fun there . I had a blast, but, you know, its hard. Its hard being away from your family for that long. And, you know. Jimmy its great for like two days. Its great for two days, and then anything after two days is a little hard. I clearly, i watched myself while i was there. I didnt drink much beer. And jimmy were you carousing . Was there a lot of that going on . Oh, yeah, i dont know what that word means, but yeah, i had a lot of that. Its amazing. London is an incredible place. And, you know, when i was there, i did, i went to wimbledon. Jimmy oh, thats great. A tennis tournament. Jimmy yeah, yeah, right. Its actually a tennis stadium, isnt it . This, too. And so i went, and im not a tennis fan, but when youre a celebrity and you get these really nice seats you have to pretend you know what youre talking about. And all of these people are like oh, this is going to be the match of the century. And im like, yeah. How about this match, huh . This is going to be crazy. And then they Start Talking about the different things. And theyre like 15 love. And im like, i wonder if its going to be 30 love next. And theyre like, thats not a thing. That happens in tennis. Jimmy its decisive. But i dont know much about sports in general. Jimmy were you at the djokovic and i was at the Djokovic Federer one. Jimmy oh, that is one of the greatest matches of all time. It was the greatest one. And i was like this is going to be so exciting and then it didnt end. And i am like, this is, does it ever end . Does tennis have a, like an expiration . Because at first i was like, yeah, this is great. And by the end, im like, federer, what the [ bleep ], i got to go home. I got to leave. Jimmy you didnt leave, though, did you . No every time i would get up, the cameras would pan, and theron is there. And i waved and i didnt say hi. And 20, 30 minutes later she looks and goes hey, josh. I felt so guilty. Its my job to say hi to charlize first. I feel like theres a hierarchy. I say hi to charlize theron, Louie Anderson says hi to me. Its a giveandtake. Jimmy you check the star meter. I messed up. Really mess the up. Jimmy so youre not a big tennis fan. I dont know who that is. I really dont. Jimmy well, you know. I love you, miss, so much, even though im rooting for the mister. My grandfather, who was a holocaust survivor, god bless his soul, he was the biggest wrestling fan. Jimmy really . I dont know what it was about, but he was like 89 years old, and he would watch every, like old school. And i would come home, and hed be, and id be like what are you doing, papa, and he had this little cute little tremor. It wasnt really cute because it was problematic for him. But he had this thing and this glottal thing, why dont you come watch with me, im going to of what. Hulk hogan is going to be in a nasty match tonight with jake the snake. And they have a real big rivalry, and i think jake is going to try to strangle him with the python. And he was like so excited by it. Jimmy really . And id be like all right, and id sit down, and i feel like im watching a cyndi lauper video. Jimmy yeah. That goonies music video. Good enough, good enough jimmy cyndi lauper was in with captain he was her dad. I thought you meant real life. I didnt though thknow that was father. Jimmy only in the video. I used to watch it all the time. Jimmy with grandpa. With papa. Jimmy when we come back, well see a clip from angry birds 2. Josh gad is here. Well be right back after this 66this. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by 47 meters down uncaged. In theaters friday, august 16th. Hvr. You either love it or you really love it. With an extra 15 off at kohls save on graphic tees. And dorm essentials. Backpacks are 50 off plus an extra 15 off . Plus save even more on your backtoschool purchase plus get kohls cash plus free amazon returns now at all kohls stores kohls. Everyone in your family mis only 10 bucks even your kids friend whos always around at 10 bucks a head, trevor can stay 3 for 10 bucks, baby, bucks, baby, bucks mmmhmm. 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Youre in frozen and this, do you have to come up with a new take on the voice . Clearly not. No, i do. You know, olaf, when they pitched olaf to me, it was a child whos sort of like naive and innocent. Chuck is kind of a fast talker, and when i first developing chuck for the original film, i came in and i started doing this thing with this new york accent, and then i saw guardians of the galaxy, and i was like, oh, god, rocket raccoon stole my bit. I was so pissed. Jimmy interesting. So thenally to develop a different version, which is basically me talking really fast. So i didnt really get the assignment right. But no, but hes such a fun character to play, and his mind is always racing a hundred miles a minute. Leslie jones is so funny in this. Jimmy shes going to be here tomorrow. Ill tell her she said that. Why am i here . Jimmy we ask ted you to com and somebody dragged you from the airport. Its a tramd tremendous cast. Jimmy tell me about 2. Is it taped already . Is it done . Its done. Jimmy literally, were riding in the car every single morning, every parent is going to be hearing every single song. Can i Say Something outrageous . Im not sure im allowed to say this . Can i just say i think the songs are even better in this movie . Jimmy you do . Because now the bar is set so high. But they are so good. Its A Bobby Lopez and Kristin Lopez who wrote the original. Jimmy oh, the lopezs. Thats why their last name is lopez. They came back and did songs that are just, thats the big concern, how do you top those songs . And the songs are even catchier, im sorry to say. And its so good, so good. So were finished with that. Jimmy thats a very big deal. It will be really exciting. Jimmy and its a good way to get your kids to really love you again, even though you abandoned them for five months. Almost half a year of their young lives. I know ive been a bad father. But can i give you guys tickets to frozen 2 and make up for it . Jimmy will you sing along in the car, along with the sound track . No. Jimmy you do not . Interesting. I actually do. Ive been playing book of mormon for my daughter. Jimmy really . Theyre finally of the age. So we brought some kids in the car one day. And my dad was like play and im like, no please, daddy doesnt know what youre talking about. Now theyre going to go back to their parents and tell them what theyve been playing. Jimmy there will be no sleepovers at the gad house. No. The angry birds movie 2 opens one week from today. Well be right back with the miz [cheers and applause] llo, arthe locksmith . Yes i am. Come on in. I think we were able to salvage the lock. [ shouting ] muchas gracias. Ya tu sabes. [ laughing ] the pink . Lets go mets go time daddy [ giggles ] number six, number six. Ohhhh man. Took my hat off. 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Jimmy well, maybe you can go put him in a figure for ur or Something Like that. I will. When i was 22 i used to pregame in your lounge all the time. I knew a guy that would get me in. I would drink beers, have jaeger bomb. It was the best place to pregame. Now its a little classy, i thought i had to have scotch. No pool table, no video games. Im sitting down there watching josh gad bored out of my mind. Jimmy how many drinks did you have . I had zero, this is all energy. Jimmy over the course. You got to change the carpet, right . Jimmy no. Too many, too many. How many have you had in that lounge . Jimmy not many. It was free, free alcohol. Jimmy its weird. A number of people have told me this. Years later they come on the show, aaron paul used to come and sneak in and drink here at our show. Didnt make any drug deals though. Jimmy that was fictional. That was all fictional. But its kind of nice, actually, that youre here as a guest on the show. Yes, its an absolute honor, thank you very much. [ applause ] jimmy this summer slam, i dont know a ton about current wrestling. You, too. Jimmy i know my cousin sals kids love you. And you were nice to them at a wrestling event, even though youre a villain and you shouldnt be nice to children. Ive been egotistical, arrogant, cocky, evil if you will, now with miz and mrs. , im a good guy. People go oh, we like him. Jimmy does that ruin it in a way . It does. Now i have people, im used to people telling me i suck and that im a terrible human being, that they dont know who i am. I love reading on twitter that stuff. I would rather them come at me than some kid in high school who doesnt have the confidence that i have. Now they cheer me and love me and applaud me because of my show miz and mrs. Jimmy im so sorry. Its my daughter, my 1 1 2yearold. She is to die for, she is adorable. And that makes me adorable. Jimmy its charming. So youre doing that, your wifes very pregnant, right . Very pregnant. Eight and a half months. We have a little girl on the way. Jimmy people are going to like you even more. I have another little girl on the way, i have monroe, my daughter, my mom, motherinlaw. I have so many people in this house. I was trying to get a new suit for this show, and my wife and i went shopping, right . And my wife always says that i dont listen to her. Jimmy mmhm. And trust me, i listen to her. I listen to her, but if you ask me the same question four times you are not going to get the same answer. Im going to ignore you on the fourth time. And she does that. Let me try on these shoes. How does it make me look . The shoes are amazing. Loo looks sexy. She tries on the right shoe . How does it look . It looks just like the left shoe. How do i look . You look the same standing as you do walking. She says should i get them . And she told me the price and i said no, theyre way too expensive. And she goes, but i love them. No, you cant say that. Maurice, you saying that you love them diminishes every time that you tell me that i love you. You do understand that. And she goes, but you are getting a suit. And i will wear this suit every single day. I will wear it a hundred times. You will wear those shoes one time, on some red carpet and they will be in your closet the rest of your life and youll stare at them. She got the shoes. Jimmy of course she got the shoes. This is an old suit. I did not get a new suit. Jimmy you dont need a new suit. Thank you very much. I feel like im on fire. Jimmy whats going on with summer slam . I was supposed to be in a match with dolf ziegler. And we switched it up. Jimmy there was a contract signing. There weigas a contract sign and i kind of tricked dolf ziegler. A living legend, nobody was bigger in wrestling, we switched it on dolf. Hes been talking a lot of smack to goldberg. Ill have so many opportunities at summer slam. Goldberg, this might be his last. Jimmy now hes really hes going to be in toronto against dolf ziegler. Jimmy and this has nothing to do with the fact that your wife is eight and a half months pregnant. Nothing at all. She could pop right now and i would be out of here, i apologize, jimmy. Jimmy just make sure you compliment her shoes. I compliment her shoes, everything about her. My wife is the most beautiful woman on this earth. I love her to death. Jimmy you do have some making up to do. [cheers and applause] jimmy its very good to see you. Thank you so much. Jimmy so you will not be at summer slam . I will be there. I will be at summer slam, and i will make an impact. Anything i do, doesnt matter if its a match, a promo, if its a little small thing, i guarantee, i will be the talk of summer slam. Jimmy dont make an impact in the delivery room. Be quiet. Cut the umbilical cord if you need to, and shut your mouth the rest of the time. And take videos. Jimmy but stay at the horizon. Dont get too low. Understand . 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But first, this is his album its called real friends here with the song, good vibes, chris janson [cheers and applause] i aint watchin tv today bad news it can just stay away if you aint got anything good to say then shut your mouth i got my windows down and my blinders on radio set to my Favorite Song all green lights on the road im on and theres aint no doubt im gettin them good vibes im livin this good life im breathin on gods time and i aint gonna waste one breath im soakin it all up i got me a full cup and there aint nothing spill it nothin gonna kill it wavin them worries goodbye im feelin them good vibes i aint tryna hear the negative im just tryna change the narrative hell its simply imperative and we all have a damn good time im gettin them good vibes im livin this good life im breathin on gods time and i aint gonna waste one breath im soakin it all up i got me a full cup and there aint nothing spill it nothin gonna kill it wavin them worries goodbye im feelin them good vibes i gotta good girl she got a good smile i kiss her good morning i kiss her goodnight we keep it on the up thats how we get down so dont be comin around unless you got them good vibes im livin this good life im breathin on gods time and i aint gonna waste one breath im soakin it all up i got me a full cup and there aint nothing spill it nothin gonna kill it wavin them worries goodbye im feelin them good vibes im breathin on gods time [cheers and applause] this is nightline. Tonight, taking a stand. The heroes staring into the eyes of evil. There was no way i was going to let anyone get hurt. Reporter facetoface with the gunman. And after back to back mass shootings, the president ial visit to two grieving cities. Facing protests and political opponents. Plus, jaws of death. A College Student swarmed by sharks in the bahamas. The horrifying final moments. The second shark hit again on her lower leg and took a giant chunk out of her. Reporter what her family now says could have prevented the unthinkable. But first the nightline 5