Party in particular are offering not much more than their thoughts and their prayers. And you know, i was thinking and praying about it, and both parties say they say one thing, that were too divided. This is something we hear a lot, that we need to find something we can agree on. Well, heres something we can agree on. Too many people are being shot with highpowered weapons. I think wed agree on that. [ applause ] and agree on this too. They did a poll last year. 97 of gun owners, these are gun owners, support universal background checks. 97 . Thats unheard of. You can ask people is ice cream delicious and not get 97 . But the Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell, this evil soulless old creep wont even allow the senate to vote on a bipartisan bill to require background checks for gun purchases at gun shows. There are two bills, each written by democrats and republicans together because background checks, something we agree on. These bills the bills passed in the house in february, and to become law wed have to pass them in the senate too. But Mitch Mcconnell made sure the senate couldnt even vote on them. He didnt bring them to the floor. They left for recess. Tell Mitch Mcconnell we have some good news. Call him and tell him the good news is we agree on something for a change. We agree that he needs to drag his bony gray ass back into work to vote on these bills. Lets start with that thing that we all agree on. [ cheers and applause ] and go from there. Okay . Its unbelievable. Yesterday 49 republican members of congress refused to go on cnn to talk about the shootings. The cops in dayton ran into the line of fire to stop the guy shooting. The politicians were too cowardly to go on Cable Television to talk about it. And meanwhile, this is what our president was busy with this weekend. This is not a joke. Asap rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from sweden. It was a rocky week. Get home asap, asap. Good one, mr. President. You got that dollar sign in just the right spot. But back to the shootings in el paso and dayton. Were talking to a lot of people and a lot of things are in the works and a lot of good things and we have done much more than most administrations and its really not talked about very much but weve done actually a lot. But perhaps more has to be done. Jimmy yeah. Do more. That would be good. Because whatever youve been doing doesnt seem to be going too great. He refuses to take any responsibility for any of this. But he did take the opportunity to point that Little Finger of blame at youll never guess who. The media has a big responsibility to life and safety in our country. Fake news has contributed greatly to the anger and rage that has built up over many years. News coverage has got to start being fair, balanced and unbiased or these terrible problems will only get worse. He blamed the fake news. And later he and some other republicans blamed video games. And of course theres zero studies that link video games to gun violence. And they play video games all over the world. This is the only place where this happens regularly. Video games have not been linked to gun violence. But you know what is linked to gun violence . Guns are linked to gun violence. [ applause ] the problem isnt fake muse. Its real guns. Anyway, the president today tried his very best to be president ial. They even fired up the old teleprompter so trump could finally come out against White Supremacy and offer words of condolence to the people of dayton, ohio, which he calls toledo. May god bless the memory of those who perished in toledo. Jimmy yeah. Nobody perished in toledo. It was dayton. Theyve different cities. And by the way, the word toledo wasnt even in the teleprompter. Somebody got this shot. It clearly says texas and ohio. Nice work, don burgundy. Youre doing great. [ applause ] and this i think maybe more than anything gives you some insight into how much this man cares. 14 minutes after he tweeted about the shooting in el paso on saturday he followed it up with a shout out to a ufc fighter. Fight hard tonight, colby. You are a real champ. Maga. Like Many Americans whove been repeatedly punched in the head, Colby Covington is a big donald trump supporter. And theres nothing donald trump loves more than people who love donald trump. The other reason trump was so interested in this fight is his sons, eric and djtj, were making an appearance there. A lot of celebrities and royalty in the house tonight. The trump brothers, donald jr. And eric here this afternoon in support of Colby Covington. Jimmy yeah, look at that. Its the douches of hazzard. [ laughter ] those guys are so cool. Just a couple of normal dudes who definitely know what to do with their hands and their faces. I mentioned this on the show last week. I learned something incredible last week. There is a town in canada, in newfoundland to be precise, with a very unusual name. Im here in dildo, newfoundland talking to gil dorians about why jimmy kimmel should come to down. Jimmy thats right. Theres a town named dildo. It was discovered hundreds of years ago by dildora the explorer. [ laughter ] [ applause ] it is a real town. Seems to be a beautiful town. Theyve got people in it and even local news. The community, theyre having a lot of fun with this. I think its super fantastic. I think it would be even better if jimmy kim, you know, followed through to what he said last night. A little fact from ben clears report, theyre called dildorians. Yes. The dildorians love their town. And we want jimmy kimmel to come. Come on out. Well entertain you for sure. Jimmy i dont think you understand. Im not just coming there to visit. Im moving there. [ laughter ] im packing the kids and were going to raise them in dildo. To be dildorians. By the way, we looked into it. The news had it wrong. Theyre not called dildorians. Thats some alien race with strangely shaped foreheads. I saw it on star trek. The people of the town called themselves dichlt ldodians. Which makes more sense, right, guillermo . Guillermo right, jimmy. Jimmy but theyre kited. And im excited too. They asked a local official what impact our show might possibly have on tourism in dilledo. Youve seen the jimmy kimmel video. What do you think this could mean for the town of dildo and for our region . Well, you know, i hope he decides to come and im really delighted he has discovered dildo. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well, not even close to as delighted as i am. I want to go there but its far away. We wanted to fedex something to dildo. Its not a joke. They told us it would take 11 days to get there. But we have to figure something out. Maybe the best thing to come of this is now when you google the word dildo, almost instantly my name comes up. So thats one for the hope chest. [ applause ] anyway, were hoping to connect live with the town and the dildodians later this week on the program. In other International News this is awesome. I dont know if you saw this. Theres a french guy named frankie zapata. And not only does he have a kickass name, he just crossed the English Channel on a hoverboard. There he is on what he calls a fly board. He built this himself. It gets up to 110 miles an hour. I think this is how the green goblin got started, by the way. He crossed the channel in 22 minutes. Oh, my shark week. Its not over until we say it is. [ applause ] jimmy well, thats what happens when you drink at every meal. This is another thing you have to see to believe. This is one of the most creative and worst attempts to break out of prison ever. So in rio theres a gang leader named clauvino da silva. He came up with a diabolical plan. His teenage daughter would come to visit him. He would dress himself as her. And then when the visit was over he would leave, pretending to be the girl. 19 years old. So there he is. Thats him in disguise. He looks like the meanest girl in the cafeteria. But the Officials Say his nervousness gave him away. They had him take off his i guess it wasnt that nightmarishly scary rubber mass thak gave him away. It was the fact he was nervous. He wore a bra. Now he took off the mask and revealed him. There he is. El not too sharpo. It would be a great wayans brothers movie. [ applause ] i just want to recap because his plan, i was thinking about it, was to dress in his daughters clothes and mask and wig that looks like her. Then he would leave and i guess she would remain in prison. If thats not father of the year material, i really dont know what is. He should have just used the face app. Are people still using the face app with the app that makes you no . Yes . Some . Okay. Well, its an app. You take a photo on your phone, it shows what youre going to look like in 50 years. You use it once and thats enough. But a lot of people were concerned about the security of this app because the user agreement and the fine print, they say you give away the rights to your photo to the company that designed the app and that companys in russia. So people got nervous. But because our attention span, its about 12 minutes long now, we went on the street pretending to be with face app and we asked people to sign all kind of nonsense in this old face appthemed edition of fool release. Can we take a picture of you with the new face app and see how it works . Of course. Here we go. I just need your information here. Since its a product of Russian Software theres some specific releases we have to do. Participant con sents that a shadowy balkan Software Developer may be granted liacce to your likeness in perpetuity to be use the at a future date to undermine the republic. Yes. Participant consents the use of the app will result in an independent council investigating for high crimes and misdemeanors against the United States which can lead to capital punishment, hung from the neck until youre dead, blah, blah, standard stuff. Thats okay . Yes. In the event of your death you consent your body may be given to the university of minsk for medical experimentation or possibly shot out of a cannon. Thats fine, yeah. Do you know your passport number by heart . No. Your drivers license number . No. But we have them. Can we get somebody show my broadcast. Yeah, can you just show them to us on broadcast . Trying to get as much information as possible. Just right up there. Great. Thats all your information. Okay. Great. Thats your information. Thats fine. We can freeze it and zoom in on the number later. Any kind of i. D. . Only cards, credit cards. What is it . Credit cards. Can we take a look at that . Yeah, no worries. Just hold it up to the camera. Okay. Thats great. And the threedigit card on the back if we can get that. Just the back. For the picture. For the camera. Okay. Great. Thank you. Wed like to get a 3d impression of you if thats okay. Okay. I need to put some 3d sensors on. If you can just move your hair back. Im pretty sweaty. Youll be okay. Hold on. Okay. We need a quick dental impression. Can you do me a favorite . Can you bite my arm but not hard enough to break skin . Just to leave an impression. Five, four, three, two okay, we got it. We got it. Take a picture of that. All right. He bit me. If you can just look in there and say face app rules. Face app rules. Okay. That should be reflected on your bank statement. Give it like 72 hours. Okay. I love mother russia. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. 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Thats yes for less. 20 to 60 percent off Specialty Store prices for every room and every budget. At ross. Yes for less. Jimmy hello and welcome back to the show. Tonight a very funny man, he is host of this years mtv Video Music Awards. Sebastian maniscalco is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] then, from the mercedesbenz stage, her song is called so am i. Ava max is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow, ben stiller and robin thede will join us, well have music from max with quinn 92, and later this week josh gad, michael the miz mizanin, leslie jones, music from chris janson, monsta featuring french montana, and on thursday we will be visited by a surprise mystery guest. It might even be a ghost. Who knows . Youll find out on thursday. Our first guest tonight is an emmy and golden globewinning actress you know from mad men and the handmaids tale. Starting friday, she swaps bonnets for bellbottoms in the 1970s gangster movie the kitchen. Please welcome Elisabeth Moss. [ cheers and applause ] good to see you. Thank you. Its great to see you. Jimmy you look great. I like this outfit you have on. Its like my femme bot dress. Jimmy oh, yeah. It is a little bit robot. [ laughter ] you were just in australia, correct . Yes. Im shooting the invisible man there. Jimmy its a movie. Thats cool. Is it the scifi invisible man . The horror invisible man. Its a very scary movie. I dont play the invisible man. Jimmy you do not. Spoiler. [ laughter ] jimmy who does play the invisible man . Oliver jackson cohen. Jimmy does he have to be here the whole time even though hes invisible . [ laughter ] no, he has like the easiest job in the world. Jimmy thats what i would want to be, the invisible man. But you celebrated a birthday there in australia. Yes, i did. I just turned 37 i think last week. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy whats your general happy birthday. Thank you. Jimmy what is your general feeling on birthdays and the celebration factor . Im not a big birthday person. Since i was like 10 years old im kind of good. I just want to be lowkey about it. I dont know if this ever happened to you but if you dont say anything, if nobody knows its your birthday, its kind of sad. Jimmy yeah. Sure. Has that happened to you . Probably. So i want like some celebration but i dont want it to be too much. I like to set my expectations really low. Jimmy do people around you kind of have to figure out, they have to gauge what you want . Yeah. But if you set your expectations low then every time somebody wishes you a happy birthday youre excited. Jimmy did anybody wish you a happy birthday . Yes. I was working that dayi was shooting so i had like 100 people who had to wish me a happy birthday. Jimmy you brought a photograph, and i assume what were seeing here is a birthday present. Is it . Yes. That is wally the wombat. I know. Isnt he cute . Jimmy thats a stuffed animal, right . Yes. Wombat is an australian animal. And my dresser and assistant gave that to me and i decided to carry it around as my emotional support wombat. Jimmy did you get it registered . Not yet. Jimmy this is like their version of a vermont teddy pear, right . The wombat. [ laughter ] but i realized i had just started work on this movie it was like the second week and here i was carrying around this wombat stuffed animal but i thought it was funny but nobody really knows me so i dont think they knew i thought it was funny. So i think the crew was just looking at me like i was this crazy actress carrying around a stuffed animal. Jimmy and look at your costar oliver sitting in the chair. I mean, he is [ laughter ] well, happy belated birthday to you. Thank you very much. Jimmy i want to ask you about something. Im sure you remember this but i wonder how much of it you remember. So when i was a kid, growing up there was a show circus of the stars. Oh, yes. Jimmy and not only it was the early 70s i think. Or no, the early 80s, rather. And not only would i watch this show, we would go see it because i lived in las vegas. And so wed see like, you know, Brooke Shields would be on like a tightrope and like all sorts of weird stuff. Like linda blair would be like taming lions. Naturally. Jimmy now, they redid the show in the 90s and you were on it. Yes, i was. Jimmy and we have the tape of you on it. Of course you do. Jimmy because why else would we bring it up . Why else . Jimmy and what a cherished talk show tradition, to find an embarrassing tape of you at a very young age and to show it like we do right now. On the Emmy Awardwinning series picket fences Elisabeth Moss. [ applause ] [ creaking noise ] so weird. Jimmy oh, my goodness. It was a trick. Those legs looked so natural. [ applause ] whose idea was it to have a 9yearold girl put her legs behind her head on television . Its so weird. I was just like circus of the stars but i wasnt famous. I was 9 years old. Nobody knew who i was. The only thing i remember about it is i literally havent seen that. Its amazing. Is that they wanted me to do Something Like a trapeze or like a tightrope or Something Like that and im the least adventurous person there is. I dont even like hiking. Thats too much for me. So i think that was the only thing they could come up with that i would do. Jimmy and was that your dog or was it a rental . No, i think it was a rental. Jimmy it was a rental dog. Wow, thats something else. You have never seen it . I have never seen it. Jimmy even when it was on tv you didnt gather around the set some. I dont think so. Jimmy im glad i could bring that back for you. Its inspiring. Jimmy who would have guessed that little contortionist would go on to be such an acclaimed actor . And i think it makes sense. Jimmy you do . Its a natural progression to the handmaids tale. Jimmy the handmaids tale you just got renewed for a Fourth Season of the show. [ cheers and applause ] and maybe just as excitingly, last week oprah made an appearance on the show. Yes, yes. Jimmy in a way. Yeah. Shes our radio free america voice, which we are obviously incredibly honored. The first year she did it was season 2. And we were trying to think of the most iconic voice and obviously it was oprah. And everyone said no, you cant get oprah. Oprah, oprah. Shes not going to come do the handmaids tale. And me and Warren Littlefield emailed her and she said yes right away. Jimmy how did you getter email address . You got it from somebody . Yeah. Jimmy like dear oprah we want you have to on . Yeah, this is why and this is who you would play and its important to have your voice in the show. She recorded it in 15 minutes in her Recording Studio at her home. And now shes on speed dial. Jimmy so anytime you need oprah like batman you shine the oprah signal. What does she have to do . Jimmy she might have nothing to do. Who knows . Maybe shes bored out there. Were happy to help. Jimmy i think the message is send a bunch of emails to oprah if you have a project. She might agree to it immediately. Shes so bored shell do it. Jimmy when we come back, were going to see a clip from this movie with Melissa Mccarthy. Its called the kitchen and it opens in theaters friday. Elisabeth moss is here. Well be right back. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by 47 meters down uncaged, in aerts theaters friday august 16th. Gold and im feelin brand new yeah, im feelin brand new and im feelin brand new yeah, im feelin brand new no i, i cant feel the heat yet dont let it catch you i cant feel the heat me and my boys was at a bar and this guy, we done some business with, he asked me. And he asked you what . To kill you. Whats his name . Something irish. They all sound the name. Dodo or duffy. No. No. Hes my cousin. He knows that we are in business with you. How much did he offer to pay . 25 grand for each of you. Thats 75. Well give you 100. You go to war, theres no coming back. Jimmy that is Elisabeth Moss, tiffany haddish, and Melissa Mccarthy in the kitchen, which is ill let you explain. Its basically you become mobsters when your mobster husbands get locked up. Yep. They get caught, they get locked up and we have to take over because we have to survive and feed our kids and pay the rent. And the kitchen stands for hells kitchen. Its set in 1978. Jimmy melissa was here last week. I saw. Jimmy and she said you guys like really laid waste to nice neighborhoods to make it look like they looked in the 70s when things were not nice. Yeah, we did. They would take an entire street and turn it into 1978 hells kitchen, which is not nice at all. So youd see these people come out of their apartments thinking they had bought a beautiful loft this was in an upandcoming neighborhood and theyd come out and there would just be trash all over the street and graffiti and youd kind of see these people be like oh, great. Jimmy is it i would imagine its kind of fun to like be living in that time, even in just a small way. And it must be fun for you also to not have to wear a robe all the time as well. I got to wear jeans and i got to wear like normal clothes. I do i observed this recently. I have wore an extraordinary amount of wetsuits in my career. Jimmy really . Yes. Jimmy why . I dont know. [ laughter ] for some reason. Like pushing me into the water is like a thing that is very popular. I wore a wetsuit in the kitchen. I wear a wetsuit in the invisible man. I wore a swetsuit in top of th lake. Jimmy when you wear a wetsuit is it your idea or do they say were going to put you in a lake and you say im not adventurous im going to need a wetsuit. Theyre great. Jimmy are they great . Sometimes i drive by and theres always like a middleaged man taking off his wetsuit by his car in l. A. Its a thing you dont see other places. You know what i mean . And it almost seems hard to get off. Its impossible to get on and off. Jimmy is that why you wear it all the time . [ laughter ] im wearing one now. Jimmy oh, you are. Great. Just in case it may rain. Jimmy the handmaids tale seems like is it i wonder because sometimes people will be on horror movies and youll see was it scary on the set and theyre like no, no, it wasnt at all. But is it . Does it feel oppressive sometimes doing that show . Do you feel uncomfortable . No, no. I dont think so. As crazy as it is, we honestly we enjoy doing the show so much. Its important to us. We love it. Its an incredible opportunity. And i think that, you know, for us its a great challenge but its very, very fulfilling. What is the worst scene youve had to work through . Something you truly did not enjoy doing. Probably the birth scene in season 2 where i had to give birth by myself naked. Jimmy no wetsuit at all. No wetsuit. [ laughter ] i should have had a wetsuit. Jimmy yeah, thats no good. Yeah, yeah. But people kept asking me, are you okay . I know this is a really hard day for you. Like are you doing all right . And im like you know im not really giving birth, right . Like i think this is easier than actually giving birth. Jimmy did you have real babies yeah. We had a couple of them. And there was one baby that in order to get that postbirth look, the guck that comes from the baby they put cream cheese and jelly on the baby, which is like yeah. I know. Aw. That baby was not aw. That baby was not having it. Not having it. First of all, it smelled, which is weird. Jimmy the baby smelled . Of cream cheese and jelly. And it hated it. So it was screaming so loud. So i was doing this really emotional scene where im like naming the baby after my mother. Its all very emotional. And this babys just screaming at the top of its lungs in my ear. And theyre so loud. Jimmy because you made it into an english muffin. Yeah. [ laughter ] i know. Its fair, honestly. 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Jimmy hes not been here with you, has he . He hasnt. Hes pacing, hes nervous. Jimmy is he . Yeah. He goes, listen, this is network tv. Sfl its not the talent show in high school. Are you going to be funny . I go dad, relax. Hes nervous. Jimmy he says that to you as if that would help in any way, like thats going to make you go oh, yeah, right, i have to be funny. Yeah. Like he is no help whatsoever. Been here for two days. Weve been eating like sharks. Jimmy oh, is that right . Hes a big eater, dad. Well. Jimmy i know. Its a thing. Its genetic. Its something in us. Well, my wife is not used to it. My wife comes from a jewish family. All right . So when we go over to her house and her parents, you get like portioned amounts of food. Jimmy oh, really . [ laughter ] they give you a chicken thigh and broccoli. And you dont know if theres any more. Right . [ laughter ] so with italians we bring it out so you could see, you know, the mussi musse mussels, the pas pasta, the meat. You can kind of calculate, okay, theres enough for seconds. [ laughter ] jimmy right. My wifes family im looking, is anybody going to eat that . Because im starving. Jimmy it is weird. It is especially weird when you look at a box of spaghetti and it says eight servings. And you go eight servings . Ill polish this off all by myself no, problem. Absolutely. I could eat, man. Jimmy i bet your dad, though, has the same thing, huh . Totally. My dad we just eat. Thats all we do. Jimmy your dads a funny guy, right . You talk about him. What does he do for a living again . Hes a hairstylist. I grew up, my father was bald with a ponytail growing up. [ laughter ] jimmy thats the best look there is. It really is. Imagine him showing up for the pta meeting. [ laughter ] jimmy and this is years ago when it wasnt that common. Now you see it regularly. Yeah, he was ahead of his time. Jimmy he had no hair. I always love that, when a guys a hairstylist and is primarily bald. Yeah. Its like going to a dentist with no teeth. [ laughter ] jimmy do you take him like to see things in l. A. . Are you guys touring at all . Hes like hes coming here and then after this hes like where are we eating . So were going out to dinner. Jimmy does he cut your hair . Absolutely not. Jimmy you dont want hes older now. Hes 74. He still cuts hair. But i dont want jimmy is he having fun with his grandzmirnld. Yeah, hes having a ball. I have a newborn baby. Jimmy congratulations. Its a girl, right . Yeah. [ applause ] jimmy hows that going . You can speak to this. Ive got a daughter, 2 1 2. Ive got a son seven weeks. Now, the sons on my wifes breast constantly. And the daughters vying for attention with my wife. And i took the summer off. Im like, ill help. I am not needed at the house. My daughter, im trying Everything Possible. I mean, when i go on tour i make a lot of people laugh. And im getting nothing at the house. My daughters looking like you get paid for . [ laughter ] so im trying to find out where i fit in. Jimmy have you tried breastfeeding . Maybe. Maybe i should go home and whip out my nipple. I dont know. Jimmy yeah. Its bad when that happens but that does happen because whoevers got one kid the other kid wants that parent and then the other parent might as well be in the car. Im taking walks around the block because im like man, does my daughter like me . What do i got to do . Whats going on . So im really taking this stuff jimmy they honored al pacino and you were asked to be part of that. Were you do you know al pacino . Because i know youre in a movie together. Well, we did this irishman. I wasnt in any scenes with him so, i never met him. So i go to this thing and i meet him before the show. And hes like oh, yeah, you were in the irishman. Im going my god, pacino recognized me from the movie. I go home i call my parents, im like pacino recognized me from the movie. I come from a negative family. What do you mean recognized you . [ laughter ] nothing is ever so my dads like he probably had a guy whisper, yeah, the irishman. [ laughter ] so im doing this gig, and its you know, its one of these hell gigs where you go and youre going to go on after the auction. Jimmy right. So i go on and the room is spattering with talking and whatnot and pacinos there. I dont want to look at him because i dont want to see if hes laughing or not because i knew that was going to distract me. But they werent listening to me. It was awful. And a guy was coming down to take his seat and i was getting like upset inside. And im like guy, guy, sit down. The guys blind. [ laughter ] so it was one of those gigs. Its falling apart at the seams. Stallone was there. Jimmy oh, really . Yes. Jimmy oh, my god. Well, this is like my superhero. Growing up, theres only one guy i really wanted a picture with in hollywood and it was stallone. I got to meet him before the thing, and the person who was supposed to have the camera wasnt ready and im not going to keep rambo waiting. Take out a selfie and jimmy so you didnt get the picture . No. I said i just wanted to meet you, big fan, and thin just im not that guy. Im not the guy you know if its not happening its not happening. Jimmy did sly enjoy your performance then afterwards . Well, i look down two minutes into the act. Sly, gone. [ laughter ] now, im thinking did he leave before i got up . Did he listen for two minutes, this guy stinks, and walked out . Thats playing in my head. Jimmy this is a nightmare. Terrible. Terrible. But then pacino, i look down finally, and hes laughing. But then of course im thinking somebody probably said would you laugh . The guys dying. [ laughter ] jimmy theres no one that nice in the world. So now you have speaking of hell gigs, this mtv vma thing. Yes. Jimmy are do you keep up with any of this music theyre playing are they even playing any music on mtv . Well, i kind of follow it from afar. I dont know whos feuding with who . Whos throwing shade. [ laughter ] but yeah, im excited. This is going to be a challenge for me. A different audience for me. But im coming prepared. This is going to be a good one. Jimmy youre hoping to enjoy this . Oh, yeah. Im not bringing my father. Jimmy and you have a new tour. Youre very prolific. What is the title of this tour . The titled called you bother me. Thats what im constantly saying throughout my entire life. Jimmy this is your mantra in a way. I call my sister, you go you know what bothers me . [ laughter ] jimmy well, thank god you funneled that into a career and an outlet. And i hope your dad enjoys your performance. Will he review you when you go backstage . This is whats going to happen, people. Im going to go back. If he doesnt say anything, he didnt like it. Oh, really . If he says something, that was great, then i know that were going to have a beautiful dinner. If he doesnt say anything, its going to be tough eating meatballs. [ laughter ] jimmy well, ill be praying for you. I wish you the best. Thank you. Jimmy sebastian maniscalco, everybody. The mtv vmas august 26th. And the you bother me tour starts september 12th in tulsa, oklahoma. Well be right back with ava max [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by the all new 2019 aclass. Mercedesbe mercedesbenz, the best or nothing. wholding you back . Excessive underarm sweating qbrexza is the first and only oncedaily prescription cloth towelette approved to treat excessive underarm sweating. Also known as axillary hyperhidrosis. Open one today and see what unfolds. man vo do not use qbrexza if you have certain medical conditions. Qbrexza may cause new or worsening urinary retention, problems with control of your body temperature and blurred vision. 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Nightline is next, but first, here with the song so am i, ava max [ cheers and applause ] do you ever feel like a misfit everything inside you is dark and twisted oh but its okay to be different cause baby so am i so am i so am i so am i i i i i can you hear the whispers all across the room you feel her eyes all over you like cheap perfume youre beautiful but misunderstood so why you trying to be just like the neighborhood i can see ya i know what youre feeling so let me tell you about my little secret im a little crazy underneath this underneath this do you ever feel like a misfit everything inside you is dark and twisted oh but its okay to be different cause baby so am i so am i so am i so am i i i i i do you ever feel like an outcast you dont have to fit into the format oh but its okay to be different cause baby so am i so am i so am i so am i i i i i oh so dress up fancy like sid and nancy walking killer queen gotta keep them guessing so baby come pass me a lighter were gonna leave them on fire were the sinners and the blessings i can see ya i know what youre feeling so let me tell you about my little secret im a little crazy underneath this underneath this do you ever feel like a misfit everything inside you is dark and twisted oh but its okay to be different cause baby so am i so am i so am i so am i i i i i do you ever feel like an outcast you dont have to fit into the format oh but its okay to be different cause baby so am i so am i so am i so am i i i i i ah ah ah youre king and youre queen youre strong then youre weak youre bound but so free ah ah ah so come and join me and call me harley and well make them scream do you ever feel like a misfit everything inside you is dark and twisted oh but its okay to be different cause baby so am i so am i so am i so am i i i i i do you ever feel like an outcast you dont have to fit into the format oh but its okay to be different cause baby so am i so am i so am i so am i i i i i this is nightline. 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