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It will be so hot they wont be able to chart it, which, cant they just make new charts . Can you imagine that . Somebody says, how hot is it going to be today . Theyre just like, well, real, i dont know. Over the next three decades, well have days on which the heat index is so extreme it becomes incalculable, which seems bad, according to the same report, we can avoid the worst Case Scenario if we reduce emissions from fossil fuels. Unfortunately, the fossil currently fueling the white house doesnt care about that, because he wont be around in 2050. [ applause ] he would probably brag about breaking the heat index. So its up to us to do our part to cool people off. We have Something Special tonight. Lets go outside to guillermo on hollywood boulevard. Hello, guillermo, how are you . Thank you, jimmy. Jimmy what is the heat index out there . Mucha caliente, very hot. Jimmy so guillermo is going to give somebody a cool haircut. Who do we have . Oh, thats great. What is your name . Gus. Jimmy gus, where are you from . Im from mcallen, texas. Jimmy gus, you have a lot of hair, dont you . Yes, i do. Jimmy do you always wear your hair like that . Or do you sometimes have it short . This is my first year having long hair, i thought id give it a try after seeing aquaman. Jimmy okay. And what kind of cut are you looking for today, as if it matters . It really doesnt matter. What are you thinking today, gus . Im thinking hes going to get creative. Jimmy what have you got, clippers . Yes. Jimmy what number are you going to go at . Number four. Jimmy oh, boy, is it actually coming off . Oh, it is coming off. All right, gus, hes got a number four going on you. Have you ever had a haircut on the street before . Never, this is my first time. Jimmy do you have any important dates coming up . Wedding, court date, et cetera . I had a job interview, i was going to put that one aside. Jimmy what kind of work are you looking for, gus . One that pays. Jimmy one that pays. Keep at it guillermo. Well check in and see how it comes out. Okay, jimmy. Jimmy theres guillermo cutting hair on hollywood boulevard. It was a big day, the emmy nominations were announced this morning. And im proud to report that our show and game of thrones received a combined 33 emmy nods. [cheers and applause] now 32 were for them. Game of thrones set the record for most nominations in one season for any show ever. The second place went to the marvelous mrs. Maisel. That show got 20 nominations. I dont know who the hell is mrs. Maisel and what shes up to. The best acting i saw this year which did not get nominated was r. Kelly in that interview with gayle king. Another show that had a great day was chernobyl. It racked up 19 nominations, including best limited series. Chernobyl tells the true story of how a Nuclear Disaster caused a whole village of the russians to have a british accent. The shows getting a lot of acclaim here in the united states. You know who doesnt like chernobyl . Russia. The russian government is not happy with the way theyve been portrayed in that show, and in fact, russian statecontrolled tv is developing their own version of chernobyl for real, their series, which places a lot of blame on us. Russian entertainment present chernobyl. Real story that happen. How is everything working, comra comrade oleksi . This reactor is work perfectly. Hello, dude, can you supply to me what is reactor number four. It is over there, why do you ask . I want to microwave my yummy American Apple pie. My friend, you cannot do that, will cause too many trouble. Take chill pill, dude. From shirtless puti pron usa call chernobyl. Critically. If you see one series about chernobyl this year, see this one. Dont see other one, or you will be shot. Chernobyl, real story that happened. I am stupid guy who caused disaster. Cow a bunga. [cheers and applause] jimmy thats whats going on in russia. Speaking of president ial meltdowns, president clickbait was at it again. Continuing his attack against four congress women. This morning he wrote those tweets were not racist. I dont have a racist bone in my body. And its true. He doesnt have any bones in his body. Hes like a human mcrib. But he says this a lot. Heres the thing. Were not worried about your bones being racist. Were worried about your brain and your mouth being racist. And if he isnt a racist [cheers and applause] jimmy when he finds out whos been posting all this racist stuff on his twitter account, he is going to be pissed. We got ahold of his x ray from his annual physical. You know they release these to the public. Youll notice something interesting. If we can zoom in. Theres the bone spur that got him out of vietnam. Now, if you rotate that and you zoom in. If that isnt a racist bone in his body. Interesting fact. A racist bone in my body was the name of the sex tape he was hoping to make with stormy daniels. Trump caused a huge skirmish between republicans and democrats in the house today. Tempers got very high. And to fight back against these claims of racism, trump sent out his top spokes monster, Kellyanne Conway as a defense. Ive about had it with people denigrating the american flag. Analogizing red hats to swastikas. Is that where we really are now . If youre going to be afraid of and enduring of these four congress men who practically got here yesterday, i was at the border on friday. Jimmy and she was one drinking out of the toilet. Her husband wrote an op ed, the title is trump is a racist president. I imagine theyre having a very quiet dinner tonight. Lets go out to the boulevard. See how the haircut is going. It looks pretty good. Im surprised. I think gus, gus, what do you think . I love it. I love it. Jimmy its okay to cry if you need to. I think it looks pretty good. I think thats going to be great for the job interview. I think so. Jimmy you have any regrets at all, gus . Not at all, thank you, jimmy. Jimmy would you recommend guillermo to a friend . I sure will. Jimmy lets get another customer in there. And here we have, what is your name . Hi. Im joseph. Jimmy joseph. Now joseph, are you a handsome young fella, how old are you. Im 19. Jimmy 19 years old. What do you do for a living . Im an actor. Jimmy all right, okay. So act happy when were done with this haircut. Guillermo, unfortunately, guillermos about to go on break, so im going to pass you off to one of our junior stylists. Ha youre kidding jimmy shaq, ive never seen a barber taller than the barber pole. Whats your name . Jimmy thats Shaquille Oneill. Hes going to be cutting your hair, okay . Pay attention. Jimmy your hair is about to go kazam. Shaq, have you ever given a haircut before . Yes. Jimmy whose hair have you cut . Lebron james. Jimmy you did . Are you the one who gave lebron that perfect hairline . Wow, this is a wonderful look. I got to rest my arm right there. Jimmy this is called the minnie mouse right here. This is a mohawk. A mini hawk. Jimmy is really is the opposite of a mohawk right now. Shaq, youve created a new hairstyle. This is incredible. Its a little bit like alfalfa from the little rascals if he was beaten and robbed. Shaq, those scissors look like nose hair clippers in your hands. Shaq, that is a beautiful job you did there. This is absolutely. [cheers and applause] you know, its nice. If there were a tiny little joseph, shaq is going to show you what your hair looks like, all right . And you tell us. Looks good, right . Jimmy what do you think . You like it thats dope. Jimmy maybe so joseph doesnt have to explain it, you could autograph that little stripe on his head. Its not a stripe. Its a work of art. Jimmy wow, that is beautiful, very well done, shaq. And joseph. Anybody else want a cut . Jimmy shaq, please do not attack the crowd there on hollywood boulevard. All right, were going to take a break here. We have a good show for you tonight, as you can see, Shaquille Oneill is here. Fred savage is here. We have music from koffee, but first a brief chat with one of the most popular athletes on the planet. Jimmy is it soccer or football . I get that question every day. Jimmy yeah. And you know the tough thing is i dont know my career. I dont know what i play. Jimmy what do you write on your taxes . Professional athlete. Jimmy thats what i write on mine, too. Do you ever think you could trust a guy named spence . I know a guy named spence. Jimmy do you . I dont trust him. Jimmy ah, so, no. Im sorry. I dont trust you. Jimmy if you could banish one piece of fruit from the fruit cup, which would it be . It would be the green melon. Jimmy that is correct. It would be the green melon. It is never ripe enough. Jimmy even if it is ripe enough, its not that good. Its infuriating, me thinking about it. Jimmy and yet, it makes me feel sorry for the green melon. Youre right. Jimmy you know what . 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Jimmy no, wait, on second thought, you did not. Dont look at the back, gus, okay . Tomorrow night, our guests are senator kamala harris, lenny clarke, and well have music from offset with cardi b. And on thursday billy eichner, the coach of the rams, sean mcvay, and music from spoon. So join us for all of that. Thank you, guys, very much. Jimmy our first guest tonight is a 4time nba champion, 3time finals mvp, and 2time irishamerican athlete of the year. Hes a halloffamer and a restaurateur too, his new restaurant here in la is called shaquilles. Please say hello to Shaquille Oneal [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] jimmy shaq, its very good to see you. You look good. Thank you, how are you . Jimmy im doing well, thank you. Give it up for the band. That sounded great in the back. And they were playing that last song, my white guy classic started kickin in. I was saying to myself, go along with me. I love rock n roll put another dime in the jukebox baby i love rock n roll put another dime in the jukebox baby i love rock n roll [cheer jimmy little did i know. We all know you can rap. Who knew you did joan jett, too. Take these broken wings jimmy oh, you like that one, too. Comma, comma, comma chameleon i see your true colors jimmy wow. Hes a maneater jimmy hall and oates and everything. You should think about recording a full album, 80s hits. White guy classics. Jimmy the last time you were here, i want to thank you again, you filled in for me as host of the show when my son was out with his surgery. [cheers and applause] how is your son by the way, is he good . Jimmy how is your son . He had heart surgery as well . My son is excellent. Jimmy great. [ applause ] during that time, it was very traumatic. Jimmy yeah. On the way to the surgery, he was very nervous. So i had to make up something. This is a story i made up, because he was shaking and trembling. I said hey, youre about to go to surgery. Theres going to be a beautiful nurse come in, her name is anna stesia. Who is anna stesia . You wont remember, but its going to be good. Jimmy is he playing this season . Yeah. Jimmy thats great. Im very glad to hear that. And your son got something, he got another procedure done. He got a tattoo on his calf. Yes. Jimmy of you. Of his father. Now this, how old is your son . 19. Jimmy did he go to you and say id like to do this . Or did he just do it and tell you about it . My boys, when they get 18, i give them a bag, 200 and say nice to meet you. Hes a man, an adult, a great kid. Never gives me any problems. Jimmy this is a photo that its based on. This is one of your best games ever, right . Yes, it was. Jimmy game seven, 2000, against portland. So he was 2 years old. Jimmy okay. I didnt even know he could talk. Im downstairs eating my meal. Dadin ces d tme thats the first thing he ever said to me, im like, you can talk . So we get in the game, were down, and we start to come back, and kobe throws me the great of line. I won, baby. Jimmy i have the wrong picture. You were pointing at your son here. Yes, yes. Jimmy why was your son up in the nose bleed seats . Because i couldnt afford the floor seats. [ laughter ] jimmy who will be better this year, the lakers or the clippers . [ crowd reacts ] jimmy what do you think . Listen. I gotta go with the lakers. [ applause ] however, l. A. Has always been a very exciting city, but next year, basketball seasons going to be very exciting. Jimmy it is going to be a lot of fun. But im lakers. Jimmy lakers guy. So youre saying that because youre biassed for the lakers or because you just think that even when the lakers have a bad team like they did last year, im going with the lakers. Jimmy if you were playing right now, which team would you want to be on . Not one of those teams. Jimmy milwaukee or something . Im from the area where guys wanted to compete and beat each other. So i wouldnt wait to see whos teaming up and doing that, i would go on the team that needs a superstar and teach the guys how to beat the super teams. Jimmy why do you think, kawhi leonard, it became obvious he wanted to come to l. A. , why do you think he chose the clippers over the lakers . Because jerry west is a master. Jimmy jerry west works for the lakers now. He knows how to read people. He probably had a conversation and was straight up with him. Jimmy is that how he did with you . When i was in orlando, they werent in a position. Jerry came with a piece of paper. You want the good news or the bad news . Whats the bad news . We cant get you 150. Give me the good news. We can get you 120. Give me that piece of paper. Real smooth, first time i met him, first time i met him. Jimmy hes that good, hes that charismatic. He does, there seems to be a magic that follows him. I remember when he got rid of vlade. It seemed crazy. So you think jerry was the guy. Is that the gentleman from louisiana . Jimmy yeah, that guys from louisiana. He makes shampoo. Ive been using your product for a long time. Ill see you in court, buddy. Jimmy Shaquille Oneill is here. Well be right back. The greater than ever corolla. Lets go places. Wherever you are. Whatever youre craving. Doordash has the most restaurants across america. Delivered to your door. Wherever your door happens to be. Download doordash. First order, 0 delivery fee. Delicious, delivered. And these new highrise slim straights are it. Take that jane fineberg. Take what . Jane i see youre still a weirdo. Made a whole career of it babe. Shop up to 50 off jeans. Thats up to 50 off. Now, at old navy. I am totally blind. And non24 can make me show up too early. Or too late. Or make me feel like im not really there. Talk to your doctor, and call 8442342424. Hi, do you have a travel card . We do the discover it® miles card. 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You know. Ernies sort of like you, very straightforward. Kenny, we have no idea what hes talking about. Charles going to say whatever, and im going to say whatever. Jimmy do you and charles really like each other . Charles barkley, i hate you i hate charles barkley. Jimmy you got a new restaurant. As a matter of fact, can i get le i psentor you. Jimmy shaquilles is the new place. Is this something youve wanted to do for a while . Well, ive been in the Restaurant Business for a while. I own five restaurants in vegas. Just opened up something called big chicken, but always wanted to do something here in l. A. A spot opened up at l. A. Live. And next year im going to have a great year with the clippers and lakers going at it. Jimmy thats right. On the menu, you have a shaq burger and a kobe burger. Yes. Jimmy which one is better . The shaq burger. [cheers and applause] jimmy does the kobe burger come with more onion rings . Thats a good one. Thats a good one. Thats a good one. Yes, one more. Jimmy is the kobe burger kobe beef . Yes. Jimmy so you got the kobe beef for his, or the burger thats kind of named after him or hes named after the burger, i think. And then the regular grade beef is named after you. Right. Jimmy which one is more expensive . I think the kobe burger. Jimmy mmhm. Interesting. Wow. You really put your ego aside for this restaurant, didnt you yes, i did, yes, i did. Jimmy aside from calling it shaquilles, of course. Have you ever worked like in a restaurant . I know youre an owner. I worked at an mcdonalds for one day. When i was a kid, my father said you babysit your siblings or you go to work. I aint babysitin no kids. I went to work one day and i quit. I respect the people who have real jobs, thats hard. Jimmy they had a uniform that fit . They did. Jimmy they didnt have to special order that. No. You know why i quit . Jimmy why . I got caught stealing fries. Jimmy i thought you could eat for free. Not where i worked. Jimmy i want to run by some quick things. You can say yes, no, follow up if you want. Is it true you eat Dessert First at every meal . Yes. Jimmy is that going to be an option at the restaurant . Yes. Jimmy is it true you tried to bring a Samurai Sword on an airplane . Yes. Jimmy carry on or checked . Carry on. Jimmy is it true you took a fullsized nba jam standup arcade game on the road with you. My whole rookie season. Jimmy the whole season. Yes. Jimmy that would travel with you. In your pocket or some guys do it . On the plane. Jimmy you owned a white tiger named diesel that nearly killed you . Yes. Jimmy what happened to diesel . Well, i saw him one week and he was a kitten. When i came back, he was the same size as charles barkley. I had to gift him. Jimmy you have the Worlds Largest bed. Yes. Jimmy how do you know its the Worlds Largest bed . Because i say it is. Jimmy is it true you tried to buy six flags. Yes. Jimmy what happened . I didnt have enough money. 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What . Or maybe he didnt know. [ chuckles ] im done with this class. Youre not even enrolled in this class. I know. Im supposed to be in ceramics. Do you know room 303. Oh. Thank you. Yeah. Good luck, everybody. Oh. Thank you. Yeah. Super saturday . Friends family take an extra 20 off . Plus take an extra 10 off home save on kitchen electrics. Towels and pillows. And womens tees just 4. 79 plus everyone gets kohls cash plus free amazon returns now at all kohls stores its super saturday. At kohls. Jimmy three decades ago, our next played kevin arnold in the wonder years. his latest project is a fake talk show about a fake tv series based on a fake book called what just happened. Watch it sunday nights on fox. Please welcome fred savage. [cheers and applause] jimmy im glad youre here. Thanks, guys thats amazing. Jimmy and i feel normal sized again. Im a good follow. Its warm, very warm. Jimmy yeah, it is warm. Big embrace. I love it. Jimmy have you dined at shaquilles yet . I have not dined at shaquilles, but i look forward to going. Jimmy hes got a kobe burger thats more expensive but not as good, he says. Well, we can split that. Jimmy have you ever worked at a restaurant . I have worked at a restaurant. When i was an adult, there was a chef who would take interns. So i volunteered to intern in this kitchen. I wouldnt cook food but i would pit cherries during prep. I would tie the roasts or plate things. Jimmy how many times did you do that . Four or five times, then he got a real restaurant and the codes prevented you from doing that. Jimmy do you cook . My wife cooks, and i help her. Everyone feels like theyre doing a specific job to create this one big work that everyone enjoys. Jimmy did the customers ever see you and go oh, no, whats happened . I mean, they saw me a couple times. Whether i made them sad, i dont know. I liked it. I had fun. Jimmy how old were you when you first got nominated for an emmy . I was 12. Jimmy 12 years old. Do you remember any of that stuff . I remember. I was sleeping over at tony rubens house, and it was summer, and i was in chicago and i woke up, and his mom rhea left a note on the dishwasher that says you got an emmy nomination, congratulations. And we rode bikes to the park and it was great. Jimmy and when you went to the ceremony. I went with my parents and grandparents, and it was great. Jimmy did you have a speech ready in case . I had a speech ready. My parents made sure i was like always on top. Jimmy got you. So i had a speech ready. Still have it. In case you want to hear it. But, yeah. It was great. It was great. Jimmy do you remember who was in your category . Who you were up against . Honestly, its amazing. I do. All people i still love that are working now. John goodman for roseanne. Ted danson for cheers. Jimmy wow. Michael j. Fox for family ties. Jimmy unbelievable. Me and then Richard Mulligan who won. Jimmy from empty nest. He beat all you guys . It still haunts me. Jimmy your kids are how old . A 12 year old son, a 10 year old daughter and 6yearold son. Jimmy has your 12 your old son been nominated for any emmies yet . Hes done nothing i had fired three agents by the time i was his age. Jimmy hes got to get his act together. They do nothing, jimmy, all of them. I was doing commercials at 6 years old. Jimmy do they ever say to you, do they know . Have they ever watched the wonder years . Theyve seen the wonder years. My mom shows it to them at her house. I desperately want them to love it and think im super cool. And so we landed somewhere in between. Like theyre aware of it, and they think its pretty cool. Its okay. Jimmy its interesting to watch your father go through puberty on television, you know . They enjoy it very much. Jimmy do they watch your stuff in general . Are they watching your new show . Theyre watching the new show. Theyre on the new show. My wife and kids come on in a couple episodes. Theyre going to be on it. Jimmy maybe they will get nominated. I hope so. I hope to gets them started, because theyre behind. Theres so many wasted years, going to school, playing with friends. Thats just a fools errand. Jimmy learning to read, things like that its a waste of time. They could be on television. Jimmy this show is, its a Television Show based on other Television Shows. Yes, so we came up with an after show, kind of like talking dead for walking dead or watch what happens for real housewives. We created a show called the flair. And so i read and loved as a kid, very important to me. Jimmy but didnt really, because it didnt exist. But didnt really. Its all pretend. So the first two minutes of our show, because we follow the flair, is the last few minutes of the flair, and it always ends with suspense and drama. And our show is what just happened . And we talk about it with guests. And its our way into a regular, our version of a late night talk show. Jimmy it must be fun writing those fake, the ending of the show and not having to be bound by any. Its so much fun. We can do whatever we want. The whole story about the flair, there was a solar flare that wiped out the power grid and peoples memories. Its all centered in illinois and people are thinking something is amiss. So we write these great scenes that they dont really have to track. Its really fun. And then we have guests on, and we do interviews. Jimmy and they pretend to be fans of the show and the whole deal, cast members of the show. The cast on, visit the set. But its all top secret. So its all blurred out. So we cant show you anything. Jimmy your fellow executive producers. I gave them their first jobs when i was at comedy central. They are two of the most disturbed yeah. Jimmy sickest, most depraved individuals. This is true. Jimmy that in my 25 years that i have ever not just worked with but met. I desperately wish we had this conversation a year ago. Jimmy i could have told you a lot of things. I spend a lot of time, they just have these terrible ideas. I spend a lot of time, no and you fight so hard against the terrible ideas that the bad ones get through. So ill just settle for the bad ones, you know . So yeah. Jimmy i wish you luck with them. Im going to pray for you. Jimmy what just happened . . with fred savage airs sundays at 9 30 on fox. And well return with music from koffee. [cheers and applause] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by the 2020 gclass, mercedes benz, the best or nothing. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedes benz. The best or nothing. Jimmy id like to thank all my guests, apologies to matt damon we ran out of time for him. 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