Kauai leonard somehow wound up on the clippers. I didnt feelitr of the earthquakes. I dont know. I was driving once and the other one i was like people were like did you feel that . I didnt feel anything but a lot of people did. And you know what you do when theres a big earthquake . You have to get your phone out and start rolling cameras, because this earthquake, everyone was taping. It shook up some kind of weird school performance. I dont know what was going on there. This apartment the apartment lost a television set. Even at dodgers stadium they felt the earthquake. You can see there the camera is shaking and the big one was swimming pools. There were a lot of videos of swimming pools. And you could see thats a terrifying situation right there. This pool had like a mini tsuna tsunami. Is that one of those little fans shes holding up in the air . I dont know what the the local news. They were live on the local news. We have experiencing very strong shaking. I think we need to get under the desk. And no, that doesnt jimmy that doesnt look good, does it . Some people people i know were complaining that their dogs didnt warn them about the earthquake. What is the dog supposed to do, bark . My daughter, katie, lives about a mile from the epicenter of the quake that happened on friday night. She makes ceramics. Shes a ceramics artist which is the perfect job to have in a quake zone. The quake was that one was 7. 1. They say its ten times more powerful than the 6. 4 quake on the fourth of july which i dont the scale makes no sense. Do it one to 100. 1 is nothing, 100, youre dead. We as a group decide what to give it, and ill Say Something else. [ applause ] jimmy this happens every once in a while and nobody seems to know what to do. They used to see when the ground starts shake, get under a doorway. That was the move for many years. Then someone said no, dont get under a door. Never get under a doorway. Get under a table. Find a strong table. Not one of those ikea tables, a strong one. Get under the middle of it. That was the rule. Get under the middle of the table for many years until someone decided you should not get under the middle of the table because if something heavy falls youll get crushed. Get next to the edge of the table that way the debris hits the table and hits off. They called it the triangle of life. Now they say the triangle of life is the triangle of death. Now they say drop, cover, and hold on. Dont run. Drop to your hands and knees, cover your head and neck so the earthquake cant see you, i guess [ laughter ] jimmy and hold on until the earthquake stops. In other words, get down on your knees and pray jesus will stop making the world shake. This doesnt seem like a plan to me. Drop, cover and hold i dont like any plan that ends with hold on. Okay . You hold on. Im going out to fly a blimp and im flying out of this place. I got a lot of texts during the earthquakes saying are you guys okay . No, im buried under a pile of rubble. I was going to call 911 but instead please, send help. I was talking to people. This happened to a lot of us. We went around the office today and collected texts people got from their relatives after the earthquake. This one went to one of our producers, brett, from his mom. She wrote okay, you are not going back to l. A. 6. 5 earthquake. Quit your job, come to texas, new york is sinking. We dont live in new york. Call me. Seriously. Tell jimmy kimmel your mother will not allow you to go back, 38 aftershocks. All right. He knows now. [ cheers and applause ]. Jimmy this was sent to maggie, our production assistant. This is from her cousin daryl. How was that earthquake today . We dont get those things over here, lol. Snow maybe but the earth doesnt shake lol. When you coming back . That sounds like a cousin daryl to me, thats for sure. Were all fine. We have our yoga mats to protect us, lol. I want to say congratulations to the United States womens soccer team. N w isnt they beat the netherlands to win their fourth world cup. Did you watch it, guillermo . Guillermo of course. Usa, yes. We won. Jimmy yeah, i know. I just said that. Guillermo i know. Jimmy nancy pelosi the speaker of the house invited the team to visit the capitol after Megan Rapinoe, the mvp, last week she was asked if he would accept an invitation to visit the white house from the president. Are you excited about going to the white house . Im not going to the [ bleep ] white house. No. Jimmy thats what melania said also. Obviously that got under our president s thin orange skin so he tweeted womens Soccer PlayerMegan Rapinoe tweeted shes not going to the f ing white house. I just got criminal Justice Reform passed. Black unemployment is at the lowest level. I dont know what this means. I dont know what this has to do with soccer but in our countrys history and the poverty indexs best number ever, leagues and teams love coming to the white house. I am a big fan of the American Team and womens soccer but meghan should win first before she talks. Finish the job. And she did. We got some exciting news today. Megan rapinoe and alex morgan will be here to celebrate with us on thursday night. Maybe well get them the mcnuggets they missed out on at the white house. Meanwhile Melania Trump is the talk in the town in her hometown where theyve erected this life size statue of the first lady near where she was born. The artist carved it with a chain saw, and it looks like the kind of thing a prisoner would put in his bed to fool the guards. There she is, melanias stump. You havent made it until youve been immortalized in art. Tonight hannah traveled around the country meeting the families of the guys she will not marry. This might have been the least exciting. Everyone got a rose. All of them made it to the fantasy suite episode. Four guys. There are strippers who dont take that many trips to the fantasy suite. One of the guys is pilot. He took hannah on a flight over the bachelor mansion. I dont want this moment to end. I literally wish we could just fly all day long. Jimmy oh, my god. You have to Pay Attention to the controls. Agagwen stefani has las vegas. We got word she was in need of dancers for the show. Its a big production that requires big talent. When the notice went out, we sent in the Biggest Little ball of talent we know to try out to be part of the just a girl tour. I feel like were, like, getting there. Like, i just want to get that more of an edge. Do you know this guy . Dude, you should go home, bro, i got this. Hey. Guillermo hi. Im here for the dancing job. Youre here to audition . Guillermo i dont audition. Im a legend. Heres my resume, and i hear you like bananas. Organic. Thank you. Guillermo wow. He has a different look from anyone in our show. Thats a good thing. Guillermo should i go over there . Yes. Warm up. Guillermo this is guillermo. Okay wait a minute. Wait a minute. Number 11 what exactly you are doing . Guillermo im dancing like no one is watching. Okay. You should start dancing like everyone is watching. Guillermo thats a good tip. Guillermo i think i have a cramp in my back already. Here we go. All right. Oh, man. How did he get the address . If i read your number, then youre going to be dancing in the show, and if i dont, good luck to you in the future. So here we go. Number 8, number 3, and number 5. All right. I feel really good about it. I basically, like, cut the one girls hair. Guillermo that was bull [ bleep ]. What . Guillermo before i leave, i want to tell you something. I might not be a great dancer, but i have a big heart. A big belly. A big butt. And i think you guys are making a big mistake. Thank you, very much. Gang it. Wait a minute. You are on the team. Guillermo yeah. Woo. Yeah. I cannot believe they fell for that speech. Dumb asses. Lets go to vegas. Yeah. We did it. Guillermo, were at our residency in vegas. Guillermo this [ bleep ] bananas. One, two, three. I haaint no holler back girl i aint no holler back girl guillermo god, help me. I aint no holler back girl i aint no holler back girl weve got a special guest here tonight. My favorite grandenana, guillermo. Hes bananas its not just gonna happen like that because i aint no holler back girl guillermo that went real bad. I think it was bad. Give it up for guillermo. Were good. Were done. Guillermo were done . Thank you. Thank you. All good. Thank you. My show. Do i regret hiring guillermo . Absolutely. Guillermo i think gwen stefani is mad at me, but i tried my best. Well, thanks to gwen stefani. And very well done, guillermo. You were a wonderful banana. Guillermo thank you. 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And later this week, seth rogen, dave bautista, jon favreau, world cup champions alex morgan and Megan Rapinoe, plus music from jaden smith and taylor bennett. Please join us for all that. We dont do this for our health. Our first guest is one of the funniest men alive who has a big job wednesday night entertaining the greatest athletes on earth as host of the espys here on abc. Please welcome tracy morgan. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how you doing . Im good, man. Jimmy you smell good. Thank you. Thats a trick of the trade. My daddy said always wear fragrances. Jimmy may i ask what fragrance you use . I dont know. Jimmy were you here for the earthquake . Yeah. Man, im from the east coast. We dont get earthquakes. We got crack heads. The earth started shaking so i popped my pants. Of course i did, and a little bit of pea came out. So they said thats going to be going on for the next 20 days so i got this for the aftershock. Jimmy oh. Underwear. Youve got a giant pair of underwear. Im ready for the aftershock. Its all i could find. Jimmy well, im glad youre okay. You had just gotten off the plane when this happened . Yeah, man. Jimmy thats a hell of a welcome to l. A. Yeah. Im a grown man Walking Around like that. Jimmy had you ever been in an earthquake before . What kind of question is that . Im from the projects. Never been in no earthquake. Might have been around crack heads. Its scary. Theyll steal anything that aint nailed down. Jimmy thats true. Last year for christmas i seen one trying to sell a fire escape. Six floors of it. A little girl us huffy bike. They always sell little pink huffies. Jimmy what would one do with a fire escape . I dont know. Ask them. But i bought it anyway. It was only 2. They sell everything for 2. Jimmy do you feel are you a person i used to sell crack back in the days. Everybody was. For real. In the 80s, either you was using it or selling it. Either way you got swept up in it. I had to stop. It started tearing up my soul. I was a crack dealer with a heart of gold. Jimmy how did and im telling you, man, i couldnt that. I got tired of counting 2 in 300 pennies. Jimmy and when people pull up in the car and you would sell it to them that way . What car . What crack head you know with a car . They sold that years ago. Jimmy its a very good point. Jimmy is so naive. Jimmy i know. I was not selling crack in the 80s. I was selling lee vees. Its a different upbringing. Lees were hot then. Jimmy lees were. No. This is post lee time. I bought lees when i went through my cowboy phase. I name is tracy morgan akaakaaka grit. Jimmy bootleg or straight leg . I wore boot cut singing. Id better stop singing. Ill get sued. You got to count your money when the crack head is coming down the street jimmy very well done. I know you are right now youre in the frame of mind of hosting the espys on wednesday nights. Espys. Thats like the sports oscars. Jimmy it is. You hosted everything. Jimmy i did host that show. I went to that thing in the white house, the dinner . Jimmy yeah. You hosted that. Jimmy i know. I was there. Yeah. I love you. I love being there, man. I just love me some corrupt senators. Jimmy have you been watching womens soccer . Have you watched the world cup . Yeah. They all went to the white house. Right . Jimmy they didnt. That must have been all my exs suing me for paternity, all the women at the white house. Jimmy they were at the white house . Yeah. Jimmy whats your take on whats going on in the white house right now . What do you mean whats my take on it . My money is in my pocket. Jimmy you how is your family . Everybody is my daughter just turned six. She in the back. Ma maven. I gave her a fireworks display. Jimmy for her birthday . Yeah. I want to apologize to the faa. Newark airport, the six homes that i took out. I didnt know you had to point them up. Im a guy. Okay . I thought you pointed fireworks that way. Jimmy did you really give your daughter fireworks . I did. Thats my princess. Jimmy is that what she wanted . No. Thats not what she wanted. Jimmy its what you wanted. And thats whats most important, really. All the time. Jimmy wow. I mean, thats a nice gift. My parents never got me a fireworks display. I cant even imagine getting Something Like that. My wife got me a gift for my birthday. She said im late. Thats another baby on the way, yes. Jimmy would you like to have another baby . What . Would i like to have another baby . Im trying to break Eddie Murphys record. Jimmy is he the record holder . Im trying to break bob marleys record. I really want to go for gandhis record. He has, like 24. I think i have more than that, but mine is on the books. I got four on the books. I dont know who is off the books. Aint nobody say nothing to me. Jimmy how many kids would you like to have, ideally you hear this megasnn hes asking the question. Jimmy how many . Ten. For meghan. Jimmy she would have to have six more kids . Thats a lot. Yeah. 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Theyre supposed to, but it doesnt happen all the time. Jimmy do you have to pay for everything since youre the nfl player . I do sometimes, but they always get real mad if i do. Theyre cool like that. They dont want to seem like theyre trying to use me now that im in the nfl. They want to kind of treat me exactly the same as they did when we were back in middle school together. Jimmy is the wedding going to be during the football season or will you be able to attend . This year, im not going to be able to make this one. Its in august. Im in the middle of training camp. He was like you have off days. I was like im not going to fly to texas on my off day to go to a wedding. Its in august. I wont make it, but im glad i got to make the Bachelor Party. Jimmy i am too. You deserve a Bachelor Party. An unbelievable season. And you are you have a very powerful arm. Are both your arms powerful or just the one . I think both of my arms and both my legs. Jimmy your dad is a former Major League Baseball which has to be the greatest. Is it great to have a bad who played baseball . It was awesome. And i played baseball growing up my entire life. And so. Jimmy you were drafted by the tigers . Very late, but i was drafted. They called me and said we know youre not coming. Well see you in three years. I said all right. I went to college. Jimmy was your dad disapointed you played football over baseball . They told me whatever you do, be the best you can at it. When i was choosing football or baseball, they told me to make my decision and run with it. When i was younger my dad wanted me to be a baseball player for sure. But as i got older he felt how much i loved football and how much i wanted to follow that dream. Jimmy we have video. Youre eight years old. Youre playing baseball. And there you are. And you now that tied the game, that shot . Yeah. Jimmy thats unbelievable. Its a real funny story. We were in a basketball camp. I was playing up in the older kids. Since it was camp and we were eight or nine, they said there was no threepointers. I thought when i hit it i won the game because we were down two points but we went to overtime after that. Jimmy you got cheated out of the points thats what i did. Jimmy who won the game in overtime . We did. We celebrated. It was over after that. Jimmy youre living in kansas city now. Do you love it . I do. Look, we the chiefs fans, shes kingdom right here. [ applause ] jimmy one of these guys came out. Are you both by the way, i dont want to alarm you, but i learned a tidbit about the gentleman. I know a lot about both of these guys but a little more about the guy in the red shirt. Stand up. Would you mind showing us what you have on your body . This is the kind of loyalty that youve already inspired there. Oh, my gosh. That is awesome. That is awesome. Im from missouri. I have been out here 11 years. Im a pizza driver in burbank. I bet my hometown we would never draft a franchise quarterback. Weve been through a lot of hard years. I bet we wouldnt draft you. When i came home last christmas my brother Logan Shackleford 16 hours one session for the first ever champ stamp. I love you. I appreciate that. Thats awesome. But its not i know theyve been tweeting you and tagging, you man. Its not complete unless you sign it. Later. Jimmy well do that well, well see, if you want to. Well get it at the end. Jimmy when you deliver a pizza, do you ever pull the shirt up and show it to the customers . All the time. Ive been out here 11 years and i caught my big break with the champ stamp. Hometown celebrity now. Jimmy now youve got to win. It says champ stamp on his this is going to be saddest thing ever if you dont win a super bowl. Hopefully we can get a couple of them. I might get a couple tattoos after that. Jimmy and then maybe you get a tattoo of him. [ applause ] jimmy all right. Sit down, champ stamp. Wow. Thats pretty crazy. That is. Thats amazing. Jimmy thats got to be strange. I know people assume this is what youre used to because youre in the nfl. Youre just a guy and now theres another guy with you on him. No. Its definitely crazy. But at the same time you love it. Like you said kansas city is an amazing city. Theyve really embraced me coming there, and i love being there, and i love being a part of the community and part of that organization. Jimmy you ever have that zman sandwich . I get it probably once every two weeks. Jimmy this is a sandwich it used to be called oklahoma joes. Now its kansas city joes. Jimmy its a great sandwich. Its a gas station you walk up to. Its a little side restaurant. Its pretty amazing. Jimmy yeah. Here you cant eat at the gas station. Youll die. [ laughter ] jimmy youre going to the espys. Youre nominated in two categories. One of them is best male athlete. Yes, sir. Jimmy the other is best football player. Yes, sir. Jimmy i feel like youve already won best football player, havent you as mvp of the league . Its different. Being nominated at the espys and also the best male athlete, i think its a tremendous honor. Jimmy its cool and you should wait on the best male athlete, but when they do it for the best football player, just walk up there and take it. Theres some good dudes nominated. Jimmy who are you taking . My girlfriend who is here with me somewhere backstage, and then i have my mom is coming with me too. Whenever i was in college she said if i make the espys or if i get to go she wants to be my date. Jimmy is there an athlete she wants to meet at the espys . Yeah. Shes meeting me. She gets to see me again. Jimmy its great to have you. Congratulations. I wish you a lot of luck, not that youll need it, but congratulations. Patrick mahomes, everybody, the chiefs. Starts the season september 8th against the jacksonville jaguars. And well return with music from Megan Thee Stallion. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i want to thank tracy morgan, Patrick Mahomes and gwen stefani. Apologies to matt damon. Nightline is next but first, this is her album fever, Megan Thee Stallion [ cheers and applause ] say ion wanna talk meet me at the bank show me what you really bout aint real when that syour honor really count thats why i keep my lil cat in they mouth say i dont gotta cap everything i talk yeah i really did that if you want beef then my gon scratch imma get the money so i let her handle that woo free jt, aye. Ayy big ole freak big booty big ole treat ima make him wait for the hit it then he big ole skeet feet on the bed ill him up in the head then look in his eyes then the next day i might leave him on read pop it pop it daydreaming bout how i rock it he hit my phone with a horse so i know that mean come over and ride it shoot im on the way ride on that im like yay usually i like to but tonight we gone make love cause you bae nobody know im with him on the low we never show up together but i text him when im ready to go ay i had a couple of shots at the bar im finna play with that in the car i got him swervin and breakin the law these windows tinted so nobody saw aint nobody freak like me huh give ya what you need like me huh aint nobody got up on they tiptip toes then rode to the tip like me huh i got him addicted he fiendin my body a drug and he need it he beggin me for the treatment see im a big ole freak i love to talk my and you must be a boy if you get offended its tina snow they love me cause im cold and you cant take no one from me i got mind control ay uh i wanna seein the mirror i like to look at your face when you in it come in the room and im givin commands like i am the captain and he the lieutenant i need that neck like a pendant need you to spit make that glisten tell him shut up make that listen i bet he gon like it he wont do no trippin aint nobody freak like me huh give ya what you need like me huh aint nobody got up on they tiptip toes then rode to the tip like me huh i got him addicted he feenin my body a drug and he need it he beggin me for the treatment he throw a fit when i leave him aah baby lemme rub lemme rub on ya can i get a lil love lil love from ya my body addictive its driving him crazy i think i gotta run from him dont know what to do without it he messin with you i doubt it they dont understand that im all in his head and theres nothin to do about it you been fiendin for me lately going brazy brazy i got what you need im gon give it to you baby goin brazy brazy fiendin for me lately i got what you need ima give you what you craving [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. 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