The warriors fas k tonight. Much of the focus today was on whether kevin durant would be able to play in the game. Coach steve kerr said durant is either going to play or hes not. And he was right. [ laughter ] he did play. How the game turned out we dont know yet because we shoot our show at 5 00 in l. A. And the game starts at 6 00 in l. A. Even though the game is not in l. A. Its in toronto. Why they say in l. A. Makes no its all very confusing. But youll get it figured out for us, right, guillermo . Guillermo right, jimmy. Jimmy thank you very much. [ laughter ] meanwhile i dont know if this has anything to do with the raptors but this is very odd. Last night Justin Bieber tweeted i want to challenge tom cruise to fight in the octagon. Tom, if you dont take this fight, youre scared and you will never live it down. Who is willing to put on the fight . danawhite. Who runs the ufc. The raptors go up 31, all of a sudden every canadian thinks hes mike tyson. [ laughter ] but starting a fight on twitter totally randomly with a celebrity. Who does Justin Bieber think he is, president of the United States . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i would like to see it, though. I would pay to see it. That would be some fight. Top gun versus man bun. [ laughter ] tom cruise barely has no interest in fighting Justin Bieber. Which i guess hes never listened to any of his music. But the big question is why is this happening . If this was a stunt, tom cruise would have done it himself. But why would Justin Bieber challenge tom cruise to fight . Ive been working to get to the bottom of this. I have a theory. And that theory is this. Maybe hes upset about the time a few years ago when tom cruise stole his haircut. [ laughter ] or i actually have another theory with what might be going on but we have to go all the way back to 2012 to go through it. In march of 2012 Justin Bieber and tom cruise were both nominees at the Nickelodeon Kids choice awards. Justin had just won favorite male singer for the second year in a row and hes feeling pretty good about himself. And tom cruise was nominated for favorite butt kicker. This was the category for his role in the Fourth Mission impossible movie. Tom lost that award to Taylor Lautner from twilight. And then moments later this happened to Justin Bieber. He got slimed. So bieber gets covered in goop. He looks out in the crowd. And who does he see . Lieutenant mitchell. Laughing at him. [ applause ] imagine that. Youre covered in this industrial waste and this cocky movie star who just lost the butt kicking award to the prettiest werewolf on twilight is grinning at you with those perfect white teeth. You might want to fight him to. But you cant because youre 9 years old. [ laughter ] now its seven years later and here we are. The biebs wants a piece of tom cruise. This truly is the dumbest time to be alive. [ laughter ] you want to know what i think is really going on . Ill tell you. Ill give you my honest theory. I think last night Justin Bieber got drunk well, thats it. Thats what i think happened. [ applause ] speaking of dumb, heres our daily doozy from donald trump. He was up early retweeting himself today. He wrote, if president obama made the deals that ive made both at the border and for the economy the corrupt media would be hailing them as incredible and a National Holiday would be immediately declared with me despite our record setting economy and all that i have done no credit. Maybe the reason he cant get credit is because youve declared bankruptcy six times. You know . He is so out of it. [ applause ] he is so desperately insecure. You think if we just gave him a National Holiday he would relax . I mean, lets try. Lets call it trumpsgiving and align it with whatever day the mcrib comes back every year. And see what happens. Trump is also mad at the New York Times for their coverage of his deal or no deal with mexico. This morning he wrote, when will the failing New York Times admit that their front page story on the new mexico deal at the border is a fraud and nothing more than a badly reported hit job on me, something that has been going on since the first day i announced for the presidency . Sick journalism. I dont know if its sick journalism or sick journalism [ laughter ] trump is upset because the times reported that mexicos concession on Border Security was not because of his tariff threat but it was actually the result of months of preparation by his staff. And trump was like, that is fake news, my staff is never prepared. [ laughter ] the times says the deal trump claims he made was actually made months ago. But trump now says theres a secret agreement with mexico that nobody knows about. Not even him. [ laughter ] the funniest thing is this is the New York Times. I dont think trumps base would have had any awareness of this story if he hadnt brought it up. Its like texting everyone in your phone, please dont look at this picture of my pants falling down, which is attached. [ laughter ] there was another weird story out of the white house today. An oak tree that was given to trump by french president emmanuel macron, there they are pretending to plant it together. This was a gift that was intended to symbolize the friendship between our countries. Has died. It committed suicide. [ laughter ] it hung itself from a person. It was really [ laughter ] this is the spot where the tree was looks like now. Its just a yellow spot. Its actually right where they buried sean spicer. Its in a theres been no official comment from the white house or the department of agriculture, which actually runs the white house lawn. But make no mistake. That tree is as dead as the eyes of the trump children. [ applause ] this is something id like to see eric and ivanka and djtj take part in. This week we invite you our viewers to participate in what has become an annual tradition. Our fathers day youtube challenge. Our challenge this year is based on another viral video trend. That trend being this. Yeah. A lot of kids got hit by cheese, and now its payback time. Our challenge for 2019 is record yourself throwing a piece of cheese onto your dads face and then post it to youtube with the title hey jimmy kimmel i threw cheese on my dads face. Be creative but be careful. Dont run dad over with a wheel of cheese. A slice is nice. Right on the face. We have a long history with these challenges. One year we asked kids to spray their dads with a hose. Hey, dad. Oh [ bleep ]. What are you doing . Stop son of a why are you doing this . Jimmy all right. This was a little easier to pull off. Again, we want you to cheese your dad, post that video to youtube with the title hey jimmy kimmel i threw cheese on my dads face. That way we can find it. And then look for a message on youtube from us. Well put our favorite videos on the show just after fathers day. Oh, back to basketball. I mentioned tonight toronto, nba finals, game 5. The raptors are the First Canadian team ever to play in the final. And theyre beloved by not just a city but a nation of very loyal fans. Or are they loyal fans . We do not know. We wanted to put their loyalty to the test. So we sent a crew to toronto with a game plan. We told raptors fans who were walking by that we were shooting promos for the nba finals for abc. And we asked them to do a favor for us. And the favor was put on a warriors jersey and pretend youre rooting for golden state. Are you excited about the raptors being in the finals . Yes, of course. Who isnt . Excited about the raptors being in the finals . Oh, yeah, its going to be the fun game. Big raptors fan . Yeah. Were north what do you like about the raptors . Everything. The spirit, the fans, the people. I think were doing great. Were going to take this thing. Its canadas team. You know, were all behind them. The whole country. No one else can say that. I love the raptors because they kind of identify, you know, canadian roots. Work hard. Good team. Play together. Were shooting some promos for abc. Yes. Im going to throw you a basketball. Just catch the basketball, look in the camera and say watch the raptors on abc. Think you can do that . Yes. Here we go. Three, two, one. Watch the raptors on abc. I love my raptors on abc. Watch the raptors only on abc. I hate to ask you this. Were supposed to fly to california to get other side of this but not going to be able to fly out there. Any chance i can get you just to like throw a warriors you want me to put a Golden State Warriors jersey on . Yeah. Just to give me the promo. I cant do it, youll have to find somebody else. Youll have to find someone else. All you have to do is no way. Youre not getting me to say that. Im raptors only. Im not putting that jersey on. Throw this on right over that. Thats perfect. Thanks, bud. Thats perfect. That color actually goes better with your eyes. Can i get you to pop that off, throw a warriors thing on . Yeah. That would be great. Trade that one for this one. Here you go. Put that on. Go ahead and zip that up, cover up that raptors stuff. Tell no one. Youre going to make a lost enemies. I know. Dont tell anyone. This is why i said keep your mouth shut. I love my warriors on abc. What do you love about the warriors . Steph curry. How important is loyalty to you . Loyaltys everything. You cant be a flipflopper. You cant just jump on a bandwagon team. Your team, thats it for life. Once you choose your team and youre with them. Youre a part of them. One more time. Go warriors. Go warriors. What do you like about the warriors . Wilt chamberlain used to play for them. So you know, i like the warriors. Swaggy team. Got a lot of energy. How long have you been a warriors fan . Not overly long. E the craptors. Thats horrible. Youre going to get people angry. Yeah. Get these guys out of here. They dont belong here. Youre getting these construction workers angry. Watch the raptors on abc. We the north. Watch the warriors on abc we the south. Say stick to hockey, canada. Stick to hockey, canada. Leave the basketball to america. Leave the basketball to america. America rules. America rules. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thanks, everyone, for being so ridiculously nice. Tonight on the show weve got music from king calaway. Ali wong is here. Well be right back with will arnett. Abcs Jimmy Kimmel Live brought to you by allstate. Ou . Oh, hey jeff, im a car thief. What . im here to steal your car because, well, thats my job. What . What . . What . laughing what . . What . what . [crash] what . haha, it happens. And if youve got cutrate car insurance, paying for this could feel like getting robbed twice. So get allstate. And be better protected from mayhem. Like me. To complement a sandwich. The allnew frenchie, a combination of allnatural salami and capicola, handsliced provolone and salted butter on a baguette. Wouldnt it be great to get a phone too . Et a wireless plan, handsliced provolone and salted butter on a baguette. Switch to sprint and get an unlimited plan with the Samsung Galaxy s10 included. For just 35 a month. Its a big deal. For people with hearing loss, visit sprintrelay. Com steady the elbow. Shoot me one . Ahh boom shaka laka. Feisty. Ahh jimmy hi there. Welcome back to our show. Tonight, she has a new movie on netflix called always be my maybe. The very funny ali wong is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] and then this is their selftitled e. P. , king calaway from the mercedesbenz stage. [ cheers and applause ] later this week we have new shows with among many others tom hanks, pamela adlon, and music from coffee. So please be with us. By the way, guillermo and i were at a wedding together this weekend. On saturday night our dear friend and coworker max got married to his beautiful bride nora and guillermo and his wife were invited to the wedding. And it was a beautiful wedding. Correct . Guillermo yeah, it was wonderful. Jimmy you had fun, guillermo . Guillermo i did. I had a lot of fun. Jimmy guillermo had so much fun that in fact in the middle of the meal he said all right, good night, im going to leave. And were like what do you mean youre going to leave . The main course hasnt even arrived yet. And he said, oh, i got invited to go see j. Lo. [ laughter ] guillermo yeah. Jimmy we did our best to keep you there as long as possible. Guillermo yeah, like until 7 00, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy until 7 00. Thats right. And he wanted to go home so he could change his pants. [ laughter ] guillermo they were too tight. Jimmy and did you make it to j. Lo on time . Guillermo yes. Jimmy what time did j. Lo actually go on stage . Guillermo 8 45. Jimmy right. So you could have stayed at the wedding. Guillermo right. But had i to change my pants. Jimmy our first guest tonight is a lifelong canadian and very funny man who bleeds Toronto Raptors red. Which is just red, really. Starting june 20th, he joins the crime series riviera which streams on sundance now. Please welcome will arnett. [ cheers and applause ] man i am psyched to be here. Jimmy what, have you been with the trump boys . Whats going on . No, man. Ive been busy. Just doing my work stuff. Jimmy what kind of work stuff have you been doing . Just been doing like meetings and stuff. And a lot of just a lot of workrelated i dont want to bore the audience with all my jimmy your workrelated stuff. I work outdoors a lot. Jimmy oh, you do . [ phone ] is your phone ringing . Hang on one second. Jimmy okay. Hey, man. Good. Im im just kind of in the middle of what time are you guys going to tee off . Jimmy are you making a tee time . No. I okay. And if im late theyll just run me up to the second tee. All right, man. Get back to work. Jimmy who was that . Just work. It was a work call. Jimmy it was a work call. [ laughter ] ive been working a lot. Jimmy well, its funny you say that because i saw you decidedly not working at all at the raptors game. You were at game 2. I was at game 2. I like to every once in a while, okay . Excuse me. I like to take a little r r time for myself. Is that okay . Jimmy im not attacking you. I just noticed you im busy, in the business of show. Im going here, im talking to this guy, im meeting, this im shooting this thing. Im writing, ba, ba, ba, and i need a second to deflate. Im going to go come up to the raptors game. Okay. Got to get a deep v. Okay. Jimmy where do you find a golf shirt thats exactly the same color as your skin . [ laughter ] thats good. Thats good. You know who doesnt like that, jimmy . My friends at adidas. [ laughter ] my new jimmy are you working with them now . My new friends at adidas. Jimmy what brand sunglasses are those . Ive not seen those since the 90s. Do you really want to know . Jimmy yeah. I cant rawlings. Oh, i see. The baseball glove company. Yeah. Because listen, man. When im working, im going 110 . You know what you i mean . Jimmy yeah. So rawlings. Theyre the guys that get me there. The gang over at rawlings. Jimmy so you were at the game. I was at game 2 in toronto. Jimmy drake was at that game too. I guess. Jimmy yeah. Because if you watched the tv coverage you didnt watch it because you were at the game. None of it was about drake. No. Jimmy it was all about you. Yeah. Jimmy have you seen the game on tv yet . No, i dont watch jimmy let me show you some of what you missed. Yeah. Announcer where theres a will, theres a way. The nba finals. Nothing but arnett. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah. They couldnt get enough of you. I swear to god, i havent been that moved in a long time. That was incredible. And you got a hell of a gang of guys who are and gals who are putting videos together and cutting stuff. And theyre working overtime. And man, this is because a lot of people say jimmys got a its a rinkydink operation. Jimmy people are saying that . [ laughter ] a lot of people. Molly said that. Jimmy my wife . Your wife. Jimmy she works here. I know. Molly said that. Theroux said that. Justin theroux. The only guy who has worse skin tone than me. Jimmy by the way, what a boost for the vneck tshirt industry. Its incredible. We really felt like we got left behind years ago over in the vneck. Jimmy the v is for victory. Yeah. Duh. And i wore it because of the 75th of normandy, of dday. Jimmy oh, wow. Take a second. Jimmy thats right. Canadian troops as well. What do you mean as well . [ laughter ] first of all, how dare you as well . You as well. Jimmy youre right. You as well we were there early. Jimmy were you . Yes. Canada was there early and the u. S. Were like, maybe well plan a bombing on our own port that we knew about to get in to convince roosevelt. Jimmy i stand corrected. So you were toronto born and raised. Are you a big raptors fan . The rappies are my team. Jimmy the rappies i love the rappies. Jimmy even though had you moved by the time they were there . Did they come after you . Moved i mean, what are you i mean, look at this guy. Da, da, da theres like a bean counter over here. I dont know whos moved when where, what. I mean, what does it matter . Look, were all where were supposed to be. I love my rappies. What did i call them . Rappers. Jimmy yeah, rappies. I love my rappies. And you know, hopefully they did well and they won tonight. We dont know. Because this yeah, go ahead. Jimmy we dont know. Where did they rank because i know youre a maple leafs fan. I know youre a blue jays fan. Sure. Jimmy youre an argonauts fan, right . Whatever the hell an argonaut is. Its a boat. Jimmy and a raptors fan. Which team is first . Im a leafs fan. I always have been. Wendell clark is my guy. Jimmy hes your alltime favorite . Hes my alltime favorite. Number 17, which is my lucky number because its his jersey number. My son, my oldest son archie, was born on jimmy theres archie. He was born on what . He was born on Wendell Clarks birthday. Jimmy oh, wow. Which is the greatest jimmy oh, wow. Well done, archie. Look at this. Jimmy what is this . This is one of your golf balls . Yeah. I dont know if your cameras high powered enough. Look at that. Jimmy it does say 17. Yeah. Keep it. Jimmy thank you. Give me that pen. Jimmy youre going to sign that for me . Why not . Jimmy i dont know if its going to work out. Well get you a sharpie. Is it two ms . Jimmy two ms and a y. To jimmy. Jimmy did you ever meet Wendell Clark . No. Never meet your heroes. Jimmy is that right . Thats why im cool with you. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you so much. I really appreciate that. Well be right back. 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I mean, to lose your father once is a shock. But twice. What do you mean . She told me you lost your dad years ago. You dont seem surprised. Well, shes a tough cookie. Sometimes youve got to pull down the shutters. This is a great tune. Jimmy that is will arnett in season 2 of riviera. Thats not me. Jimmy that was not you . Thats not me. Jimmy well, why would we play that clip if that wasnt you . I dont know. Thats not me. Jimmy well, its about time you that spread your wings and got into dramatic acting. European dramatic acting. Jimmy european dramatic acting. Agreed. Jimmy and sundance now, its like that channel was made for you. Is that a channel . Thats a heck of a question. You know jimmy the press release for riviera says you join the Second Season of the show as charismatic uncle jeff. What makes you laugh about that . [ laughter ] jimmy really the uncle jeff part. Because every role is charismatic when youre in it. The uncle jeff [ applause ] this morning i was thinking about it. I had about 180 yards downhill. I mean, i was at work. [ laughter ] what are you talking about . You know, they told me uncle jeff, and i got there, this is a true story, and they had a trailer and stuff, uncle jeff. I said take that off. Uncle jeff . Baby jeff. Jimmy not uncle jeff. Or handsome jeff. Jimmy lil jeff. Yeah, lil. My youngest son abel is here. He claims his rapper name is lil jelly. Which i liked. He had a great joke today. He said what does fruit have on their tombstones . I said what . He said r. I. P. E. Jimmy wow. That is a good joke. [ applause ] thats a good joke. Hes kind of your nemesis as you know. Jimmy weve had our battles. Weve gone back and forth over who the real batman is. You claim to be lego batman. I was batman in teen titans movie. Well, first of all, i dont claim to be. I am. Jimmy im the more current batman. Thats not true. Lego movie 2 came out after teen titans. Jimmy for a while i was the most current batman. Then as abel said you became the forgotten batman. Jimmy and now Robert Pattinson is batman. Thats right. Jimmy do you get a special alert about that or do you find out like everyone else . Youd think i find out like everyone else. Jimmy have you reached out to bob . To advise him. Patty . Jimmy patty. Whatever you guys call each other. To advise him on this. I havent yet. I imagine the young fellas going to reach out to me. And hes going to want to know, you know, what do i do if ive got sort of 90 yards and its mostly all carry across the water. Jimmy thats golf. It has nothing to do oh, for batman. Jimmy where are you going to watch the game tonight . What is the plan . The plan is im going to watch were going to watch it at home. Were going to get a burger on our way home from here. I like to keep it real, jim. Jimmy do the kids root for the raptors or do they have their own i dont care. Jimmy team living here in l. A. . Ive got them on a different channel. No, thats not true. Archie roots hes rooting for the raptors. And abel roots for hes been a warriors fan since he was really little. Jimmy oh, wow. Ive got to say that segment you did on canadians being, you know, switching allegiances, really i think that it says a lot thats maybe the most poignant thing ive ever seen on canada. And im not kidding. Because it betrays a certain kindness and fellowship that canadians have. Which is really kind and kind of sweet. We laugh about it, but its a sweet thing. Its a sweet notion that theyre willing to sell out their [ laughter ] just to be on tv. Jimmy their very blood to be on tv. Tv is a powerful mistress. Its incredible, isnt it . Jimmy yeah, it is. Its so intoxicating. Youve been drunk on it for years, jim. Jimmy thanks, uncle jeff. Its great to see you. Will arnett. Season 2 of riviera starts june 20th on sundance now. Well be back with ali wong. 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And people always ask me, are you going to be pregnant for every single standup special . Im like thats not a sustainable career strategy. What, am i going to get pregnant like eight times . Jimmy i dont know. Thats up to you, i guess. It would be quite a hook. No. No more. Jimmy by the way, these are photographs from the specials. And they inspire people to start dressing up like you. Yes. Jimmy these are just random people from instagram. [ laughter ] i know. Its so crazy. When it happened that first halloween and everybody dressed up in the striped dress, and it was crazy because all of these women said to me, thank you for giving us asianamerican women finally an easy halloween costume. [ laughter ] they were like its so nice to be able to look, olivia munn. Jimmy olivia munn dressing as you. They were like its so nice to be able to not wear a wig, not have to buy a wig and just wear a striped dress from my closet and shove for giving them a cheap costume. Which is such an asian thing to be grateful for. [ laughter ] but yeah, i think thats one of the like i hate talking about representation because i get asked about it all the time and diversity. But i have to say that for me i think those costumes were kind of like a very unexpected delightful benefit of representation. Jimmy yeah. Because halloween is one of those holidays thats so like joyous but it can be really stressful. You know, for little kids because theyre like i have to get a wig because i need to be poison ivy. But like for them they were like this is so nice to just jimmy i was a wolfman every year. Because i never had a costume. And i put you felt represented. Representation matters. Jimmy finally wolfmen have been represented. So what happened to that dress, that i still have it. But the smithsonian actually asked me to donate it. To the National Museum of american history. Jimmy for real . For real real. Yeah. Jimmy and you gave it to them, right . I said no. [ laughter ] jimmy what . Archie bunker fonzies jacket is there. The dorothy and i sa because that dress is discontinued and i wanted to save it for my daughter. But then i had two. And theres only one of the dress. And i was like i dont want them to fight over the dress. And it would be an honor to have that dress be at that museum. Jimmy yeah. So is the dress now there . No. I have to i have to give it to them. And then they also have to wash it because theres all this probably like pregnant juice on it. [ laughter ] that juice was like 8 from h m. Its so crazy. Jimmy well, you can buy them now at party city it sounds like. Yeah. Jimmy well, thats quite an honor to have something you wore in the smithsonian. It is. You know, and i think about when they asked me and i decided to give it to them, i think a lot about my dad because he you know, he grew up in this onebedroom apartment in chinatown with no running water. And he worked his ass off to study and become this anesthesiologist to provide the best life possible for me and my siblings. And even when i was struggling, he was so supportive. He would come to my [ bleep ] oh. Jimmy its okay. He would come to my not so wellattended shows. [ laughter ] and when i id announce oh, my dad is here, everybody. After i did a really filthy joke. It was always really good to say and my dad is here. And then he would stand up and he would go like this. As if he had just won the indy 500 or like conquered mount everest. Jimmy and he didnt mind the dirty jokes . That was not something that bothered him . No, not at all. He was like super dirty himself. Thats where i got it. Jimmy thats what you want in an anesthesiologist. [ laughter ] and then when he died i was still struggling. And i think about like, you know, him seeing that costume at the smithsonian. He would probably be outside of that museum every day just being like jimmy waving people in. Thats pretty great. What a great thing to think about. And it would be nice if you did send that to them also. Oh, yeah. I should jimmy you probably should send that. [ laughter ] we mentioned you did some risque material. Was your act always like that from the very beginning . Oh, my god. It was even dirtier back in the day. One of my first jokes this is not that dirty. But i think one of my first jokes i was really proud of was you ever mix up the toothpaste with the ky jelly and wake up with an extra white butthole . That was one of my first jokes. [ laughter ] jimmy thats when dad would stand up . Thats right. He would stand up. [ applause ] and then my closer would be i would like moon the audience. And it was like a really bad joke but it was basically an excuse to show the audience like my gaping butthole. I was really obsessed with butthole jokes. Still am. But theyre better now. And it was crazy because one of the first paying gigs i ever got was for a wedding. It was this asianamerican girl from san francisco. I had built this small cult following in san francisco. And this asianamerican girl interested me to perform at her wedding. And she was getting married to this family who thought she was very demure, who assumed she was very demure and passive and sweet because she was asian. And then she basically like used me to show them that asian women arent passive or demure. And then the grandmother was im doing my ky jelly jokes while theyre eating their chicken breast. And the grandma, her grandmotherinlaw was mortified. Jimmy did she speak to you, the grandmother . Oh, she did. She told me that she was like you completely cheapened the wedding. And then i collected my 50 and left. [ applause ] jimmy well, thats probably why people dont hire comedians at weddings. Yeah. Jimmy so this movie always be my maybe, this is a movie you cowrote and costar in with randall park. Yes. A dear old friend. Jimmy your dear old friend. And who you worked with on fresh off the boat. I wrote fresh off the boat for three seasons. Jimmy thats pretty great to start with. Was it great to have that kind of relationship with him . I guess because weve been working together for so long i think those scenes those scenes where we make out, its like yeah, we had to have a lot of talks about it. Jimmy yeah, you did. And we commit if you watch the movie, we committed to it. Jimmy you did commit to it. Yeah. And what i say by committing to it, you see his tongue go in my mouth. Really. Jimmy was that specifically discussed beforehand . No. Jimmy whether it would go in or not. [ laughter ] because that would be really the only question, is like you got you see that its in the scene. I have to say i havent one of the things he said to me beforehand, i was like, okay, are there any like boundaries or whatever . He was like just no pulling out parts. I was like, what . You think ive known you for like 16 years. You think im this is a pg13 movie. You think im going to reach my hand in there in front of the whole crew and grab the d out in front of everybody . Come on now. Yeah. Jimmy maybe he just wanted to make sure. And keanu reeves is an unbelievably funny cameo well, not cameo. More than a cameo. Oh, my god. I still cant believe he did it. And we didnt know if he was going to show up to the premiere. Jimmy did you have other ideas of people in case of course we did. Jimmy but he did show up to the premiere. He showed up. Well, first of all, he said yes to the movie, which is still crazy and i cant believe it. And then yeah, he showed up to the premiere. And he hadnt seen any of the other scenes in the movie. Because he shot with us for four days. He only shot those scenes. And he hadnt seen any footage of the movie. So we didnt know how he was going to react. And he happened to be sitting right behind me during the movie. And the whole time i could hear him go ha, ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha that sounds disingenuine. But if you spend time with keanu thats a laugh. Jimmy thats uproarious for keanu. Well, congratulations on all of this. The movie is called always be my maybe v maybe. Its on netflix now. Ali wong, everybody. Thanks for being here, ali. Well be right back with king calaway. [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy thanks to will arnett and ali wong. Apologies to matt damon. We ran out of time him. Nightline is next. 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