Weather has the word bomb in it. Temperatures are below zero in new england right now. People are huddling around tom bradys perfect smile to try to stay warm. [ laughter ] schools are closed. Flights are grounded. There was more than a foot of snow on the ground in boston yesterday. And flooding too. They had snow and flooding. The kind of weather no person should ever drive in unless you dont have a choice because its your job. Its just after noon in boston, you can see this right here is floodwaters coming out of the boston harbor. Its not even high tide yet. Weve already had to move our cars twice. At one point the water was as high as the hood of our suv. What are you doing driving in this . Im working for stub hub [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that could be the new im going to disney world. I hope you got a good tip. Its cold in florida. So cold, in fact, and this is not a joke, iguanas are freezing and falling out of trees. Look at this. Frozen iguanas. Now these are not dead, theyre in a state of suspended animation. They freeze up and drop out of the sky. Just as the bible foretold. [ laughter ] the last time a lizard fell out of a palm tree, it turned out to be keith richards. [ laughter ] officials in florida are warning people not to pick them up because when they thaw out, theyll bite you. You have to hand it to florida. With everything going on they find a way to outcrazy everyone every single time. [ cheers and applause ] this is good too. This is from sum testipter, sou carolina, where the Winter Weather did not have any impact on one mans sunny disposition. What did you see . Yes, i was on the 0521. You saw cars in the ditch and sliding. Then me and some other good samaritans, we got out our vehicles and helped them so they could get on some gravel, something that they could grip. And as i was driving what really i saw this elderly woman trapped in the ditch. And she was waving and nobody stopped. Me and my younger brother, ronald mcgee, we was doing that, and we helped her. She was like, thank you so much, i dont know what id do without you. And i drove her to her house. And i want to thank the sumpter community for coming together in these times of need. That is telling you what the city of sumpter is all about. Like i like to say, smile in place in beautiful places. We come together as a community in time of need. Thats why im glad to be a sumpter native. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i know were early in the year but he might be my favorite person of 2018. Two big stories, the weather and the president. They managed to come together to earn chris larsen and the team at cbs in charlotte, north carolina, this weeks award for excellence in reporting. Look at that northnorthwesterly wind, at 10, it feels like temperature with windchill is 26 degrees here in the charlotte area. 11 right now in boone. Oh my goodness. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes always watching us. President trump is having maybe the worst week of his presidency so far and thats saying something because of a book that came out called fire and fury. It is a devastating portrait of the trump family as told by people who work with and for him. A reporter named Michael Wolff got great stuff out of steve bannon, who at one time was one of trumps closest advisers. Hes not anymore. But wolff spent a lot of time at the white house. Trump is even taking issue with that assertion. He lashed out at the book, its author, and steve bannon on twitter last night, i authorize zero access to white house, actually turned him down many times for author of phony book, i never spoke to him for book, full of lies, misrepresentations, and sources that dont exist, look at this guys past and watch what happens to him and sloppy steve. [ laughter ] sloppy steve is trumps new nickname for steve bannon. And i have to admit its a good one. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] in fact, of all the nicknames hes given people. I dont know what to say. Sloppy steve fits. [ laughter ] so hes using it now, he used it twice in two days. This morning he tweeted, the Mercer Family recently dumped the leaker known as sloppy steve bannon, smart. The leaker known as slopty steve. I like when he comes up with a nickname then acts like it was a thing. He wasnt known as sloppy steve bannon, you named him that yesterday. Anyway, the author of the book, Michael Wolff, was on the today show this morning. He thanked the president for calling so much attention to his book by trying to stop it from being published and added more fuel to the fire and fury by saying everyone he spoke to, while writing this book, compared the president to a child. They said he has the temperament of a child, the vocabulary of a child, and also questioned his intellectual capacity. One of the overarching themes is that, according to your reporting, everyone around the president , senior advisers, family members, every single one of them questions his intelligence and fitness for office. Let me put a marker in the sand here. 100 of the people around him. [ laughter ] jimmy thats like almost all of them, right . [ cheers and applause ] i always wondered what happened to the six flags guy, now i know, he was in the white house writing a book. Why they let Michael Wolff in the white house, when you think about it, that might be the craziest part of this book. They just let the guy come in and hang out at meetings . Whos that . Oh, thats mike, the guy who tore Rupert Murdoch a new one, wrote a book about him, really killed him. Oh, great, lets see if he wants to hang out in the situation room. The book is already at number one. People were lined up at midnight waiting for it like it was a new harry potter book. Its a big hit. It will probably be the fastestselling book of the year. Im looking forward to a few weeks from now when trump starts taking credit for how great sales of the book were. [ laughter ] people love my book, its fantastic [ cheers and applause ] this is something. The president is still trying to get that wall of his built. I almost forgot. That was like 187 dumb ideas ago. [ laughter ] trump is asking congress to put up 18 billion for this wall he said mexico was going to pay for. Meanwhile, millions of children are about to lose their Health Insurance because Congress Still hasnt funded the c. H. I. P. Program. I guess the wall is so we dont escape to mexico to find a doctor for our kids. Cant we just i dont know, cant we just tell him its built, photoshop something . Show it to him . Hell never know. [ laughter ] great wall, mr. President , you really did it is it bigger than chinas wall . Yep it is [ cheers and applause ] hey, heres something for those who live in new york and want to get in shape. Early tonight hansen fitness, a gym in manhattan, had their firstever nude workout class. Where men and women, but mostly men, lets be honest. [ laughter ] all men. 100 men. Worked out together without clothes on. And i cant think of a better time to encourage people to work out naked than when its 24 degrees below outside. This seems like a bad idea, for about 12 different reasons, really. The only thing worse than a workout class is a nude workout class. [ laughter ] here in los angeles, the Oklahoma City thunder beat the clippers last night. The highlight from that broadcast came during the postgame interview, Carmelo Anthony got unwelcome surprise from russell westbrook. What was the difference defensively for you all down the stretch . Adjustments. I think we have to figure out exactly what they was doing oh, mother [ bleep ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what else are you going to say . We are wrapping up a very big week in the state of california. As of january 1st, the sale of cannabis for Recreational Use is legal here. [ cheers and applause ] which means, and i know its crazy to think about, but somewhere in california right now, someone is smoking marijuana. American attitudes towards drugs are changing. 64 of americans now support legalization of marijuana. Millennials are now more than twice as likely to support it than they were ten years ago. Which means there will be a lot of money in the drug industry in the future. And i for one would like to be a part of that. So with that said, please stay tuned for a special message from future me. The following is a paid advertisement for Illegal Drugs. 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Have you been playing hq trivia on the phone . A lot of people are. Noon every day, all work at our office stops so people can play. Its a trivia game app you play as a group. They ask 12 questions. The winners, whoever gets all 12 questions right, split a pot of money. People all over the world. People go nuts, its fun. I dont think ive ever got past question four. But this woman did. She won. As youll see here, she was pretty darn happy about that. [ hysterical screaming ] [ dogs barking ] [ hysterical screaming ] [ crying ] jimmy so you know how much she won . 11. 30. [ laughter ] [ applause ] imagine what would have happened if shed won 12, shed probably be dead. Did you see the guy who got the coolie question wrong on jeopardy . Musical literature 1,600. Youve got the knack now. A song by coolio from dangerous minds goes back in time to become a 1667 john milton classic. What is gangsters paradise lost. Yes. Our judges have reevaluated one of your responses a few moments ago. 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It seems like just yesterday that our first guest split himself in two to play the winklevoss twins in the social network but it was many films ago and on sunday, he will vie for his first golden globe for his work in call me by your name its in theaters now, please welcome armie hammer. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you . Im good. Jimmy i heard you almost didnt make it tonight. No, i got stuck in new york in that crazyass blizzard. Jimmy it becomes too cold to fly a plane, which is crazy. It was too cold to fly a plane, it was too cold to do anything, i got stuck in jfk airport for 9 1 2 hours trying to get on one plane and the next plane and the next plane. Jimmy thank you for sticking with it and coming. I assume it was for you had to come anyway for the Golden Globes. Yeah, an afi thing, yeah. No, it was just for you, just for you. I was in new york. And i had just come from vacation. Like literally. So i get to new york. Im supposed to be there a day. I bring one suit and my clothes from vacation. And all of a sudden this blizzard hits and im stuck. Theyre like, okay, go back to your hotel now. Jimmy they sent you back . September me back to my hotel, we couldnt fly. Now im there with my clothes that i took to the Cayman Island for new years, where i grew up. I have like one pair of jeans. A couple of tshirts and a sweater. I literally was Walking Around new york, i had pajamas on under my jeans, three pairs of socks under converse allstar shoes. I was freezing to death in new york. Jimmy oh my goodness, you poor baby. [ laughter ] i know, yeah. Jimmy you couldnt go into a store and buy clothes . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy next time listen, next time you find yourself in a situation like that, call me, i can talk you through Something Like this. I need your help, i cant do life on my own. Jimmy the caymans, your home . Thats where i grew up. It was great, really different but great. I hadnt been back in 17 or 18 years. Jimmy oh, wow. Thats a long time. That was your first time back since you moved . Yeah, first time really. Not even moved. I went back to visit a couple times but that was it. The island has changed so much. Jimmy in what ways . Well, like when i left, there was a law that you couldnt build any structure higher than three stories. Because of hurricanes. It was like this little tiny quaint island. Jimmy now we dont have hurricanes anymore so we dont have to worry. Thank you, donald trump, yeah. Now the entire the entirety of the beach looks like south beach, massive hotels that are 16 stories tall, totally different. Theres highways, theres tunnels that go nowhere. Jimmy is it good that they did these made these changes, do you feel . Or does it take away some of the charm from when you lived there . Im sure some people love it, created jobs and stuff. Jimmy do you know people there, childhood friends . Yeah, i saw my buddy john. It was funny, driving around i was like, i remember that, i remember that. Wait a second, i think john lives over there. I went to his house, no one was there. All right, im going to do the thing. I wrote a note, tacked it to the door. I was like, man, this is like the days before cell phones. Jimmy right. Show up to someones house, if theyre not there, ill try again later. Simpler times. Jimmy you called on him. Did you ask him if he could come out to play . Yeah, basically. His mom was like, get out of here, hes grounded. Jimmy did john contact you . He did, we ended up having a great night. Jimmy you did . Yeah, yeah. Jimmy one of those things where you regretted it, like oh my god. How do i shake this guy . [ bleep ], im stuck with him. Jimmy is john coming to the Golden Globes with you now . Yeah, hes backstage. Jimmy do your kids come with you . They did, it was their first time down there . Did they understand this was where you were a kid . Did you try to explain that . They did not give a damn. I said to my daughter, whos 3. Lets go to the school that daddy went to when he was about your age she was like, lets go to the beach. No, were going to take a tour shes like, no. She literally goes, you go, ill go to the beach. I was like, thats we go to the beach. Jimmy funny, at 3 youre still honest enough that you wont actually go. But nobodys ever interested in seeing your things. No. Its like when i got nominated for a golden globe, i told my daughter, daddy got nominated for a golden globe she goes, oh. Is it here . No, no, i didnt win, i just got nominated. She goes, so its not here . No. Huh, can i watch papa pig . Jimmy you tell a 3yearold youre nominated for a golden globe. Imagine their brain, how they translate that, like some spaceship is going to come down. Daddy seems excited, maybe this means i can watch pepa pig. Jimmy thats big in your house . Yes. Jimmy paw patrol . We do the paw patrol, pepa pig. Jimmy do you know the paw patrol . [ cheers and applause ] the blink 182ish theme song that they have. Yeah. For the longest time, i thought she was saying papa troll. Jimmy i say that to my daughter all the time to annoy her, oh, papa trolls. She says, no, paw patrol i still cant tell the difference, i have a learning disability. Jimmy i have a new york accent, so i saw pah patrol, not papa troll. You grew up in of Cayman Islands, god knows. I went down there, people said you wont believe how many channel wet have now we had a few channels like bbc. A couple of channels you got from miami. But really there was like i never really watched tv. Jimmy when you moved to how old were you when you moved to l. A. . Like 13. Jimmy you were 13 years old. Were you unaware of thing that is were going on . Oh, i was completely socially inept. I moved to l. A. At 13, someones like, do you like the lakers . I was like, the what . Jimmy you didnt know the lakers . I didnt know what the lakers were, i didnt know nirvana, i didnt a any anything. I went to l. A. Junior high, not the place you want to go jimmy were you beaten immediately . For sure. I had long hair, accent, it got beat out of me real quick. Jimmy you take a look at you, you think life must be great for this guy. But youve been through a lot, with that clothes thing this morning. Its really tough, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy when we come back, well show a clip from your great performance in the movie call me by your name for which he is nominated for a golden globe. Armie hammer is here, be right back resolution 1 binge more. Join the uncarrier, and get four unlimited lines for only forty bucks each. Plus, netflix for the whole family. On us. So, they get their shows. Lets go, girl youre gonna love this bit watch however you want. On your phone, tablet, or tv. For just forty bucks per line. With no extra charges. Lets rock this joint all on americas best unlimited network, tmobile. 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Your performance is great, timothys performance is great, three great performances in that movie. Thank you. Jimmy youre nominated, you and timothy, are nominated in different categories. Which is nice. But you could just as easily have been nominated for lead actor, could you not have . I mean, the movie kind of really takes place from helios point of view. The book more so, written about him thinking about things and that. The storys helios. Plus the competition in best actor is a lot more tough. Like gary oldman and denzel washington, not good. Jimmy are you excited about going to the Golden Globes . Yeah, this is my first time going as a nominee. So it should be a lot fun. Why like the Golden Globes, its a fun event. Jimmy everybody drinks, its very casual. Alcohol on the table. So if anything gets low they refill it. I think they want everyone drunk. Jimmy they do. I think they do want everyone drunk. Its weird. Its usually not okay for everyone to be drunk on television, except for that one particular night. Yeah. Jimmy where did you shoot the movie . The movie is beautiful. Yeah. Jimmy to look at. We shot in a little tiny town outside of milan called crema, its an Agricultural Community where luka lives. Jimmy the director of the film. Yeah. Jimmy did you get to like stay in peoples houses . Yeah. Jimmy really experience i stayed in a tiny apartment across the street from lukas spacious palazzo. Jimmy he still has a home there . Yeah. Timmy and i would ride bikes to work in the morning, work, its italy so you work ninehour days, and be home by 6 00 at night, go back to lukas place, and hed cook a massive meal, wed talk about the day and the next day, finish eating and drinking wine, then hed go, okay, now were going to watch a movie. Hes like a film his torian. Wed watch a movie every night. Jimmy what movies did you watch with him . Italian movies . No, we watched literally everything. Everything from body heat to last tango in paris to alien. Really broad. Jimmy did you get any paw patrol in there . [ laughter ] i tried, i tried pushing the paw patrol. Jimmy your father owned a Radio Station in the Cayman Islands. He started one. Jimmy he started one. Was he on the air on that Radio Station . No. But when i was like 8 or 9, like i did promos. Jimmy you did . Yeah, yeah. Jimmy what was the name youre not the only one with a radio career around here. [ laughter ] jimmy what was the station . Heaven 97. Jimmy heaven 97, thats great. Would they play music of the island . Yeah, local stuff. Stuff from the states. It was kind of all over the place. Jimmy isnt that funny. Oh, really, you have im sure we had 15 listeners. Jimmy everything but nirv a nirvana, i guess. Youd think that was on z 99 and we werent allowed to listen to the competitor. Jimmy your competitor, i see. Its very good to see you. Congratulations on your great performance in the movie. 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You are a city city wall, city wall she could be dancing down a hall, dancing down a hall were turning heads, were turning heads, were turning heads, oh yeah and nothing can stop us now [ gasps, laughs ] you ever feel like. Cliche foil characters scheming against a top insurer for no reason . Nah. So, why dont we like flo . She has the name your price tool, and we want it. But why . Why dont we actually do any work . Why do you only own one suit . Its just the way it is, underdeveloped office character. Youre right. Thanks, bill. No, youre bill. Im tom. You know what . No one cares. Jimmy hi, welcome back to the show. Music from they on the way. Our next guest comes to us from a distant land called australia. You know him from zero dark thirty, dawn of the planet of the apes and terminator genisys. He now stars in the widelyacclaimed mudbound which is in theatres and on netflix now please welcome jason clarke. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy jason, its very good to meet you. I feel ive seen you in so many movies. Now putting everything together, here you are. Its miraculous. Here you are jimmy i didnt know you were australian which i think is a great tribute to your acting and the accent. I am, i hear your buddy is down there. Jimmy my friend is down there . Which one . Im on the show. Jimmy im on the show . Oh. Matt damon . Not a buddy, not a friend. [ laughter ] not a friend, yeah. Is he in australia . I hear he is. Jimmy i hope he never comes back, i really do. [ laughter ] that can be arrangearranged. Jimmy what part of australia are you from . A place called winton. Jimmy small town . They say 800, 900. But its about 200. Jimmy 200 people . Yes. Jimmy wow. Two pubs. [ laughter ] jimmy 200 people, two pubs . Literally two pubs, yeah. Jimmy are they busy all the time . Theyre packed the whole time. Jimmy packed, yeah. Its very hot out there, yeah. Jimmy what goes on . What did your parents do for work in winton . My mom was in a nunnery. My father was a sheep shearer. And he broke down. Jimmy this is not a joke that youre making . This is true, my mom was in a ninery, my father was a sheep shearer. He got a flat tire, theyre so far out there in winton, they couldnt get tires for two weeks. So they met. They started dating. My father decided to shear around there. And 40odd years later, here i am. Jimmy youre here because of a lack of transportation. [ laughter ] because i like a good rubber. Jimmy thats a double, yeah. [ applause ] wait a minute. Whats it like . Sheep shearer. Whats that like . Its handson, dude. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, sure. How many sheep hes pretty woolly here, isnt he. Jimmy how many sheep would your dad shear . Every day she was shearing them . Yeah, you got paid per sheep, that was how you made your living. A ram, which is big with massive big horns, you took a lot longer, paid double the going rate. For a ewe and lambs were the quickest. A good shearer would shear 200 to 250 a day. Jimmy do you have to do that, grab the horns yeah, a ram youve got to be careful, yeah. Jimmy yeah. But you did it, you know [ laughter ] jimmy you wrestled the sheep . Yeah, get into the pen, wrestle it by the snout, its pretty rough. Twist it around, dig the knee in, put it on its ass. Grab it, drag it up with the hands. Literally to the stand. Jimmy this is how you lost your virginity . [ laughter ] actually, you know what i did get black balled but thats another story. Jimmy you did. My brother, same thing happened to my brother. But you tuck its arms under. You know, you pin it. You pull the cord. Its sitting up, its head up there. You take the belly off jimmy this is not a like grooming a dog. No. Jimmy do they hate it, hate being sheared . Yeah, they dont theyre not big on it, no. [ laughter ] jimmy do you explain, this could be worse, you could be mutton, we could be eating you . You got to do that, too. When i worked youve got to do that as the junior person, shortterm, to go out and get the meat ready. Jimmy oh, really. The meats tied to a pole. Jimmy a pole. And its standing there. Jimmy oh. So when theyre done growing enough theyll choose a for shearers, youre out in the countryside, theres no town around. Jimmy right. Its not like you drive the meat is fresh and its from the the farmer gets a ewe and thats the market. Jimmy and they take it and make it into uggs. [ laughter ] fine italian suits, actually. Jimmy if they knew they were being made into uggs theyd probably murder you if they could. Wow. Thats something else. What did your dad, a sheep shearer say, when you told him you wanted to be an actor . My father, honestly did not know what that was. [ laughter ] i mean no disrespect. You know, my father is one of the most hardworking men ive ever encountered. Jimmy sounds like it, yeah. He is. But he had no idea. Nobody really had any idea where i was from. An actor, what is that . We had no tv, we werent watching things like that. It was how does one is that a job . You know. It was such a foreign thing. So it took a long time. Then eventually kenny, which is my fathers name, and marlene, kate, my mom, theyd come along and watch me on sets. Jimmy did they like it . My mom loves it. My father would you know, like on everest at pinewood, weve got a massive big the pinnacle of everest. Theres a snow cave. Theres thousands of people. You know what its like, its huge. I come off the mountain. Shooting a scene. Okay what are you going to do now, jason . Were going to do it again, dad. Okay, why . Were going to shoot it closer, then closer. He said, im going back for a beer. [ laughter ] my father was always good with the teamsters having a beer in the trailer. Jimmy did your dad ever accidentally grab a teamster and shear all the hair off of him . [ laughter ] getting into the old spirit of things . Hes done to it a dog. Jimmy he has. What about your mom . Your mom, she must be more interested in movies and that sort of thing. Yeah, she is. Mom, you know, shes the one that has the pictures framed on the wall at home. Jimmy nice. I cant believe, you know, that you know such and such. Jimmy who does she get excited about the fact that you know . The bigger the strangest embarrassing one was jamie foxx. Jamies out there im sure. Yeah were at nobu. Jimmy the sushi place. Yeah. It was david ellison. Who produced. A beautiful table in the front where theres all the very best customers, i guess, or the famous actors. And were sitting there and the waiters handing out the menus. My mom made a beeline over for jamie foxx. Jimmy he was eating my money worked with you oh my god and im i can see jamie just going whos this woman . He didnt know who i was. Jimmy did you rush over and explain . Of course, i thought she was going to be removed. But he was really lovely about it. I was surprised about that. Jimmy yeah, you could have blamed it on the alcohol also. [ laughter ] yeah, wow. Thats something else. Boy, i dont know. Thats a you talk about a small town, that is way out in the middle of nowhere. Very small town. Jimmy do they have a movie theeter there . Will they see you . They have a film festival, the winton film festival. It used to be outdoors under the stars, big screen. I grew up with the ones where you put the thing in the car. Youd pull in the drivein, kids stuffed in the boot under a blanket, hiding. Jimmy we used to have that, right. Wed avoid pay going mom would humiliate us, wed get called out. Get these kids out of the back jimmy yeah. Wintons like that, now they have a film festival. Jimmy congratulations on the success of the movie, mudbound. Its in theaters and on netflix. You dont have to load the kids into the car and make up a story. Jason clarke, everybody. Be right back with they. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. 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