Show for red. World aids day is friday. Once again we teamed up with bono. You know that guy from that band. [ cheers and applause ] to raise money and awareness for the fight against hiv aids. Not only is bono here tonight, kristen bell, ashton kutcher, Sean Diddy Combs is here. It is like the justice league. All were missing is the guy who can talk to fish. So tonight well do our best to put an end to aids. How is that for a tv show . [ cheers ] as of this week, red has raised hundreds of millions of dollars to fight aids. Thats a lot. You could buy all of oprahs favorite things with hundreds of millions of dollars. Bank of america is the official payment provider of the red shopathon. They made a 20 million commitment to fight aids. And the bill and Melinda Gates foundation is matching every dollar we raise tonight. Thats right. [ cheers and applause ] the gates foundation. That means that weve really give it our best, if we dig deep together, we can bankrupt the bill and Melinda Gates foundation tonight. Also tonight, you can sign up to win a once in a lifetime experience with a real live superstar through the website. These are the things you can get. Last year bono and Julia Roberts had tea with a winner. Neil Patrick Harris and david took someone to a broadway show. They took him to nobu in malibu. That guy looks excited. Youtube granted their winner a private concert for two people in vancouver, which is awesome. Theyre all on the website. Charlize theron says she will kick your ass. I dont know what it means, but im in. You can go the movie premieres with jack black, cate blanchett, reese witherspoon. Go to omaze. Com red. You will get more likes on instagram from the selfies than you probably ever had in your life before. It will be ridiculous. Theres another way you can help, too. This is very easy. You can do all your Holiday Shopping with red. Our red shopathons have raised 97 million, which is almost 100 million, but not quite. So over the course of the next hour, you can get all your Holiday Shopping done. Then tomorrow you can say im done with my Holiday Shopping and everyone you know will hate you. It will be wonderful. Who is ready to shop impulsively . Are you ready . Go get your mothers credit card. Lets do this. Where is my sweater . [ cheers and applause ] well, this is the Home Shopping portion of our show. Welcome and thank you for tuning in all the way up to channel 915 for our third annual red shopathon. Im jimmy and this is your chance to do good and buy good at the same time. Am i right, guillermo or am i right . Guillermo youre right. Jimmy thanks. I guess our products arent here yet. Does anyone know where the products are . My goodness wow [ cheers and applause ] look at this woo jimmy its kristen bell, everyone. Sorry im late. I hope you didnt start fighting aids without me. Jimmy we would never do that. Thats an absolutely gorgeous suitcase. What do you call this color . Red. Jimmy. Its the color red. Jimmy i havent seen this before. This is the radon red a22 carryon. Jimmy that must cost what . 30,000 . Guess again. Jimmy more . The opposite of more. This beautiful carryon bag from raden is only 295. Jimmy thats less than 300 you are about to fall in love with luggage all over again. And wait until you see what we have inside. Jimmy hey gang, do you want to see whats on the inside . [ cheers ] holy jesus, born on Christmas Day [ laughter ] why, this is the perfect holiday gift. Lets get started. Because im itching like ive got syphilis here. This is an item i know you will love. This is, you probably have seen this. This is the beatz pill plus. The pill . Oh, my gosh, im not swallowing that. No, way, jim. Jimmy its not for your mouth. Its for your ears. That makes more sense. Jimmy its a portable speaker. Its only 179. 95. You can listen to whatever kind of music you like, rock, rap or my favorite, faithbased music. And part of every purchase goes to benefit reds fight against aids. A pill that fights aids . Now ive seen it all. Thamgs for watching our show, everybody. Jimmy no, kristen, we have more stuff to get to. Has it not been an hour already . Jimmy no. Not even close. Oh, darn. I wanted to get right to my local radio shack to buy that speaker. Jimmy kristen, radio shack died years ago. What . Jimmy this year red has joined forces with amazon. I think its amazon. Jimmy really . Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit from now through the end of december, shoppers can buy over 150 red products at amazon. Com red or via the amazon app. [ cheers and applause ] do i hear oh, my goodness. Its Bryan Cranston [ applause ] hes showering. Hi, bryan. I tell you something, you smell great. Well, thanks, jimmy. Thats because im using the red showered essentials kit from baxter of california. It includes shampoo, body wash, face wash and deodorant. Jimmy i wish you guys at home could smell Bryan Cranston right now. Kristen, get in here and smell bryan. Okay. I will. Bryan, you smell delicious. Thanks kristen. I smell good because i did good. [ applause ] and ill tell you why. Because baxter of california gives a piece of every purchase to red. Jimmy isnt that wonderful . Isnt that nice . [ applause ] would you mind handy me my alexander del rossa womens fleece robe . Id love to hand you a womans robe. Jimmy maybe since youre here and youre already naked, you might want to stay and host the rest of the show with us. What do you think . [ cheers and applause ] well, jimmy, thats awfully tempting, but no can do. You see, Bryan Cranston, he likes to fight aids the oldfashioned way. Jimmy how is that, bryan . Well, by running it over, jimmy. Jimmy thats a great way to do it. Isnt that a great way to do it . There we go. [ applause ] bye, everybody. Jimmy bye, bryan. Will you look at him go . So talented. Jimmy hes so clean. Hes even cleaner than ariana grande. Jimmy i dont know about that. I love that red vespa 946 scooter and matching vespa helmet. Those are all part of the red product family. [ dinging ] hey jimbo, you know what that sound means . Jimmy i do indeed. It means its time to get serious lets get back to the desk. [ cheers and applause ] this next item is a real doozy. Kristen, have you ever heard of dna . Of course. Ive had it for years. Jimmy well, this is an opportunity to share your dna with the world. Its a health and Ancestry Service kit from 23andme. Learn all about your Family History using your spit. Well, in my day, if you wanted to learn about your Family History, you have to sit on uncle maurices lap while he whispered in your ear. Jimmy really . Yeah. Jimmy thats weird. Is it . Jimmy yeah, it is. Definitely. Uncle ma Reese Maurice has passed away, i hope . Yeah, hes gone. Jimmy good. Because now all you need is a small tube of saliva. I have mine right here jimmy all right. Thats wonderful. Now well find out who kristen bell really is. Because we have the results, kristen and you are oh, my goodness. 100 mexican i am . Guillermo wait, jimmy. Thats mine. Jimmy all right. Well, that was confusing to everyone. Si muy confundido. Jimmy for a second there, i wasnt sure if my cohost is white or not. Our next item is not only stylish, its practical too. A red leather smart cover for the ipad pro. Isnt that red . [ applause ] you know, jimmy, apple has contributed 160 million to the sale of red products to fight the aids. Jimmy apple the company or the fruit . I dont know. Im just reading the words. But to shop their latest collections, go to apple. Com dot com dot com dot com. Jimmy wait, is there an echo in here . There sure is, jimmy its amazons special edition red echo. Jimmy let me tell you something. Every home should have one of these. Tell us about the echo. It slices, it dices, milk comes out of it and best of all, its a chair jimmy none of those things are true. But the red echo will play anything, call anyone, answer stupid questions, check your calendar, weather, scores, control your lights. Sounds like i dont need a husband anymore. Jimmy you really dont, kristen. When we are done tonight, no one will ever need a husband again. And 10 dollars from every purchase goes to support reds efforts to fight aids through the global fund. Jimmy 10 from every purchase. Oh, no. Were almost out of time. And we have so many more red products to show what are we gonna do . Calm down jimble kimble. Ive got it under control. Bring out the red light special jimmy oh, here it comes. As you can see, guillermo is wearing the special edition red beatz solo3 Wireless Headphones on his ears, on his wrist. You can see the beaded love bracelet by ubuntu. His pants are being held up by the reversible belt. On his adorable little feet a pair of no bull fire camo trainers and hes staying dry under a blunt red metro umbrella. Get that open, guillermo, or youre fired. [ applause ] guillermo and im riding a red skateboard deck by girl skateboards. Guillermo, you really love red products. Guillermo it is true. And the best part is i bought everything with jimmys credit card. [ applause ] jimmy wait, what . Guillermo and we bought everyone in the studio audience a red amazon echo to take home [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. You did say everyone should have one jimmy youre right, i did. I made a mistake. Well be right back with bono and a special appearance from president obama. Portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by glade fragrances. Whoa the mercedesbenz winter event is back and you wont want to stop for anything else. [ barks ] ho lease the cla250 for 329 a month at your local mercedesbenz dealer. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Fa la la la la with la la. 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Im here with our special celebrity guest stylist rita wilson. What the hell are you doing here . [ applause ] well kristen, its time for a surprise audience makeover [ cheers and applause ] who wants a makeover today . Okay, okay, all right. How about you right there . Glasses, goatee, black shirt. Come on down [ applause ] oh well, hi, whats your name . My name is woody. Have you ever had a surprise tv make overbefore . I have not. But i didnt know this was a magic show. This is cool. Well, ive never given a makeover before. This is my first one. I dont know what the hell im doing. I hope youre insured. How fun. While rita goes to work, let me tell you about the exciting makeover products well be using today. Rita will be applying the ahc hydra b5 soother, with kiko skin trainer for your eyes. From there, shell be using retinol restorative neck cream from 100 pure Cosmetics Company and the clean and zero cream from the nila company. And shell finish you off with the sugar red lip treatment from fresh. The suga red lip treatment from fresh. I think were ready for the big reveal how did we do . Tahdah. [ applause ] wow. What a transformation do you want to see the results . Can i see it . Can i see it . Can i see it . What do you think . Oh my god. I look like a monster. What have you done to my face . We gave you a makeover. Youre welcome. I look ridiculous. Well, yeah, but what if i told you all the products we used on you helped fight aids . Oh. Well, in that case, i look amazing. Thank you for being such a good sport. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. You look beautiful. Jimmy youre right. That was an ugly face. The man behind much of this good work is a grammy awardwinning multiplatinum music legend whose hobby is helping others. He is one of the top four members of the band u2. Please welcome the cofounder of red, bono. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy please, have a seat, bono. Bono, thank you for being here with us. This is our third year doing the red shopathon. Besides Bryan Cranston appearing nude, what is different about this year . I think we made some great progress fighting this disease. 21 Million People are now alive that would be dead without these little drugs. [ applause ] and if i could be so bold, i think we share something in common, which is normally two incompatible instincts, but i think we share them. Which is at red we want to change the world, and we want to have fun at the same time. [ applause ] jimmy well, yes. In a positive way. And im talking about this as great progress and it is great progress. But still there are 400 babies born today who need not be born with the virus. It was given to them by their mother in utero. We know how to fix this. We know how to stop this. And were going to stop it. By 2020 if we keep going. And we really believe we can do it. But the key is [ applause ] jimmy thats amazing. Every day, 400 babies are born with hiv and you think that we can stop that in just a few years. A strange moment. Just as were at this kind of Pivotal Moment in fighting the disease and winning, theres people in places talking about budget cuts that would cost lives. And its not just the lunatic that you have in [ applause ] your capital. But around the world, to be fair, and whats interesting is, you know, not just companies, we get Unusual Companies we got apple who are working, i mentioned bill gates and the gates foundation. Theyre working together. Steve jobs was at the very beginning of this. And helped us design red. Theyre rivals, right . Jimmy yeah. But you have democrats and republicans who have worked so close together to save those 21 million lives. And america should be really proud. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy if you pardon me a second. I have to take a quick call. Hello . Whats that . For real . Wow. Thank you. I just got a very exciting call from atlanta. If you enter to win one of our many celebrity omaze experiences right now, cocacola, one of the great partners that supports red, will match every dollar you bid during the show tonight, up to a million. So go to omaze. Com right now. And coke, as you can see here, will double the amount of good you do. See, thats an example right there. Coke adds life, i guess. Jimmy saves lives. Thanks to coca cleel. And if that doesnt convince you to help, maybe this gentleman can. Hes currently unemployed. Here he is, ladies and gentlemen, president barack obama. Hi, everybody. This World Aids Day everyone has a role to play. Jimmy kimmel is not just a talk show host. Hes an activist. Bono is not just a musician. He is ring master of the Home Shopping extravaganza. And me . Im not just a former president. I am a husband who hasnt done his Christmas Shopping yet. Fortunately, red is making my part easy. I know we live at a time when cable news and our twitter feeds can make it feel like cynicism is everywhere, but when it comes to the fight against hiv aids, theres genuinely good news to share. For the first time in history, more than half of all People Living with the virus are on life saving medication. Since the peak of the virus, aidsrelated deaths have been cut in half. Today more than 20 Million People around the world are on antiretroviral drugs that make it possible to live, work and raise hivfree children. It sounds like a miracle, but its not the result of Mysterious Forces or chance. It happened because countless people working for years, chose to make this progress. Some deployed great wealth and influence. Some, democrats and republicans alike, held public office. But far more were simply citizens. Organizers, activists, doctors and nurses, scientists, and above all, courageous People Living with hiv who led the fight to spare others the anguish of this disease. Thats how progress happens. When we reject cynicism and pessimism in favor of a relentless optimism that says, however long it takes, however lonely the fight, each of us can make a difference. Thats what i believe. Thats why im here tonight. And im asking to you join us. If you do, you can pilot air force one for a day. You cant do that anymore, sir. No . We cant do that anymore . No. If you do, ill share our files on the aliens. You cant do that. You cant do that either. No . We cant do that either . But i have them. Theyre in my desk right now. Theyre classified. All right. Fine. Sorry, jimmy, you cant see those. But the rest of you watching tonight can help us end this pandemic once and for all. You can help us win this fight. You can help us change lives and write a future full of progress and hope. So lets all get to work. Thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, president obama. When we come back, bono will sing with a surprise mystery guest. Or maybe two. 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Welcome back to our third annual red shopathon, your chance to buy all your gifts and help stop aids in one convenient place. Theres still time to take advantage of these amazing deals. Hey, why dont we take a call . Hello. Are you there, caller . Kristen . Let me in. Should i come in . Youre outside . Can i come in . I dont know. You could be a murderer, but i say, why not . Come on in. Kristen dj khaled. [ cheers and applause ] oooh you brought a little one who is this . This is my son, asahd tuck khaled. My biggest blessing. Hi, buddy also my son, you can see what hes doing keeping it cozy with his sponge bob dream blanket from i want to say this right. Aden anais. Onesie and another onesie. Thats what we call cloth talk. I love that. Can i get a quick photo of you guys . This is really, really cute. Oh, no. My phone is out of juice. Ive got a solution for that. What . I have a charger that charges micro usb devices and, of course, your special phone, that apple phone right there. I like that. It is charging, just like you said it would. I like that. By the way i like your outfit. Thank you very much. Im going to take this picture. Now ready . Say bless up. Bless up right. Oh, thank you, dj khaled. Youre the best. Youre the best. Back to you, jimmy. Jimmy thanks, kristen. And now, its time to get serious. Find the best blanket in your house, wrap your body in it and open your ears for a true american classic performed by an irish classic. Here with the song one for my baby, please welcome bono and friends. [ cheers and applause ] its a quarter to three theres no one in the place except you and me so set em up joe i got a little story i think you should know were drinkin my friend, to the end of a brief episode make it one for my baby and one more for the road i got the routine put another nickel in that there machine im feeling so bad cant you make the music easy and sad i could tell you a lot but youve got to be true to your code so make it one for my baby and one more for the road [ cheers and applause ] youd never know it but buddy im a kind of poet and i got a lot of things id want to say and when im gloomy wont you listen to me till its all talked away well thats how it goes and joe, i know youre getting anxious to close and thanks for the cheer i hope you didnt mind my bending your ear but this torch that i found its gotta be drowned or it soon might explode so, make it one for my baby and one more for the road for the road so long so long so long. 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Well, our band, high school band, made genuinely made a sacred pact when we formed, whatever else happened to us or wherever we got in life, we would never, ever play golf. No, seriously. Even mini golf. Jimmy a weird pact. Even mini golf. We thought ourselves as proper rock n roll. Jimmy so youre going to violate a golden oath for the benefit of these people. Yes. Jimmy that is unbelievable. What a sacrifice youve made. You came up with the idea for red. Who was one of the people who was on board with you immediately when red was founded . It was kind of mad. Just over ten years ago. Bobby shriver and myself, we had this idea we wanted to sort of pickpocket capitalism, you know. I have to say the Hiphop Community were really supportive. And sean p. Diddy combs, i remember meeting him some years back. Oh, youre the get the check people. Thats a very hiphop content. And i like that. It is not all kind of flowers in the hair. Its a bit of punk rock, a bit of hiphop. Were trying to do something different. Jimmy im glad you mentioned diddy and the check. Diddy happens to be here tonight. Sean diddy combs. And he has a check for you. How are you . Good to see you. Jimmy diddy. Oh, man jimmy what do you have there in your hands . The giant piece of cardboard. I just want to say, isnt this great, yall . [ cheers and applause ] i know were having a good time, but this is history today. This is, youre seeing people Work Together to take care of others that cant take care of themselves. Thats the greatest gift in the world for you to be able to give people. And we want to thank you. [ applause ] jimmy yes. You did a lot of great things on the journey, but the most important thing that you did was you got the check, baby. Jimmy thats a check for half a billion dollars 500 million. Now, this is the amount of money that youve raised so far to fight aids. Diddy, diddy is giving you 500 million tonight. Diddy just got nervous. By the way, diddy, did you get the memo . Its red, not blue. What are you wearing here tonight . I just wanted to be festive. Jimmy diddy, you are offering an omaze experience of your own. Let me take that. Jimmy bono will take that. Ill hold that for you. Jimmy diddy, tell us what youre offering as part of your omaze experience. Ill offering two things. The first is to come and spent the day with me and, on my new Television Show with fergie, dj khaled, meghan trainor. About finding the greatest singer in the world. Thats one thing you get to do. And you get to take selfies and have a good time. The second thing is im going to change your name. Jimmy you, diddy, the master of the name change. Diddy is going to legally change someones name. Go to omaze. Com. Thats going to be a good one. Diddy, thank you. Dont go away. When we come back, the red pack will assemble for an allstar singalong. Drastically. I tried hard to quit smoking. But when we brought our daughter home that was it. 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Youre the best singer in the world. I wish i could be there. But im here in Atlanta Shooting a movie and i cant. So were going with plan b. I know its disappointing. But we got bono. Bono, do me proud, buddy. Knock em dead. [ applause ] jimmy we cant have everything, i guess. You know, every special day needs a special song. And World Aids Day is no different. Last year for our red shopathon we wrote a song with Brandon Flowers of the killers that became an instant classic. And by popular demand, its back and updated for 2017 as performed by the red pack. Are you ready, red pack . Lets get this going. The snow is blowing that son of a bitch inside its glowing were lucky were rich were nice and cozy we jing jing jingle the bell ooh baby its cold but were going to hell i sip martinis from a silver cup balenciaga to carry my pup tis the season our bitcoin stocks doing swell but if we dont help people with aids were going to hell check it out ive got new jet skis major keys and a shiny brand new iphone x weve got hermes boots italian suits and a personal masseuse named sven oh, yeah, right there weve got more gold than the toilets at the trump hotel but if we dont help people with aids were going to hell jimmy, is it time that i have my trumpet solo . Jimmy there wasnt a trumpet solo scheduled. Yeah, let me try it. Jimmy fine, go ahead, bryan. Yeah. Jimmy bryan . Bryan . Bryan . Yeah. Jimmy did you practice that . Nope jimmy really . Why not . Because i was too busy fighting aids, jimmy. Jimmy well, thats the spirit, bryan. I can get behind that. Oh, whats this . Hold up, hold up. Jimmy. Jimmy yeah. Is it time for my sousaphone solo . Jimmy did you practice that thing . No. I was with bryan, fighting aids. Jimmy how about we just skip the horn solos and focus on singing . Diddy . Diddy . Diddy . I eat caviar drive fancy cars and charge them to my black card Louis Vuittons in my closet and oprahs in my backyard my chef cooks lobsters for me in my own bathtub and if you dont help now you will soon meet beelzebub oh yeah ive got so much money its not even funny real freshsqueezed orange juice ive got faberge eggs beautiful legs i put implants in my caboose we all own mansions in countries we cant even spell but theres something were learning our stomachs are turning if we just keep on earning well all end up burning if we dont help people with aids were going to hell ooh baby its blowin but our pockets keep growing if we dont help people with aids were going to hell yeah if we dont help people with aids were going to hell jimmy amazing i dont even know how to play the piano. Jimmy thats our show. I want to thank bryan, ashton, kristen, bono, diddy, rita, dj khaled, thanks to chris martin, sean penn, president barack obama and most of all, thanks to you people who brought red products. Apologies to matt damon who only cares about himself. Nightline is next. Good night, everybody. This is nightline. He said he wanted to kiss me. Its the practice of shuffling teachers accused of Sexual Misconduct to different schools sometimes with recommendations. The criminal charges and the new alleged victims now coming forward. Plus 17 million to release him. All the money in the world. I dont have any money. Get it from your fatherinlaw. Were inside the lastsecond hollywood scramble to replace leading man kevin spacey. Accusations of Sexual Misconduct threatening to sideline director Ridley Scotts new film. I made the wrong choice, didnt