Jimmy hi, welcome. Welcome, welcome. Very nice. Thank you. Hello, brooklyn. Appreciate that. Please sit. Sit, sit. Ive done nothing to deserve this. Thank you for watching at home. Thanks to the rest of you for braving Public Transportation to be here tonight. We are at the Howard Gillman opera house at the Brooklyn Academy of music in brooklyn, new york. [ cheers and applause ] night four of our week in brooklyn. Its so far been perfect, it really has. A beautiful night last night. Last night i wanted to feel like i live here so i did maybe the most new yorky thing a person can do. I put on a big, puffy jacket, went down to the subway, and forced people to buy my mix tape. [ laughter ] i went to see Bruce Springsteen last night on broadway. [ cheers and applause ] and youre not going to believe this, he was great. Turns out hes really great. Bruce almost restored my faith in america last night. And then the president tweeted and it was gone again. [ laughter ] i saw something if park slope this morning i want to ask about. Have you seen these . This is a real thing, the dog parker, a place to park your dog. Reasonable, rent is 3,400 a month, its not bad. This is a local invention. I looked it up, it was invented by a woman here in brooklyn who describes herself as a dog mom. She said she wanted to go more places with her dog but wasnt comfortable going into a shop to get coffee without locking her best friend in a miniature prison. [ laughter ] so she invented this. The door is controlled by an app, you pay and the app opens the door, put your pet in and it locks, which is perfect if you want to steal a doghouse with a dog already in it. [ laughter ] a quick way to know you shouldnt have a dog is if you think locking it in an easy bake oven while you get coffee is a good idea. This is a new york question. Whats the deal with your mayor . De blasio, is there something wrong with his brain . Okay, the yankees just won three games in a row. And might very well be [ cheers and applause ] going to the world series. And this is how the mayor of the city of new york celebrates. Dont expect to see mayor de blasio cheering on the yankees from the stands, the mayor saying he is such a diehard red sox fan it would be physically impossible for him to root for the yankees. [ audience booing ] jimmy i give him credit for honesty, but that might be the stupidest [ bleep ] thing i ever heard anybody say. Sorry for the profanity. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, what the you guys voted for a red sox fan . [ laughter ] its like i dont even know you anymore, it really is. Anyway, between this and the subway, i just want to say congratulations to bill de blasio on his final term as mayor of the city of new york. [ cheers and applause ] the yankees are now a win away from the world series after they beat the astros last night. Game sic is tomorrow in houston. The yankees were down 20 games and at least part of this magic is being attributed to a mets fan. Are you familiar with the thumbdown guy . This is the mets fan who last month when the yankees played tampa bay at citi field did this after a yankees home run. High drive, left field. There it goals. See ya off the facing of the second deck. A threerun home run for frasier. And the yankees lead 51. So apparently some of the yankees players saw this on the yes network and loved it and made it their thing. And now the thumbdown guy is getting a lot of attention. It all started with this, a todd frasier home run against the rays followed by this guy, gary dunair, the mets fan they turned that thumbs down into a rallying cry. The met fan went this so we followed up with it and kept going. If somethings good you do this. Gary has his face on a bobblehead. I became a star, i became the latest and the greatest internet sensation. Jimmy gary denier. He happens to be in our audience tonight. Wheres gary . Hi, gary. [ cheers and applause ] gary, how are you enjoying the show so far . [ laughter ] jimmy i think thats a compliment. We have a great show for you tonight. Billy joel and tracy morgan are here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] billy joel, i was going through his songs. Hes had more hits than Willie Nelson has taken. [ laughter ] and he will be here with the always hilarious tracy morgan. Sitting in with the cletones this evening, as he has each night this week, the originalable the inimitable hes a combination of original and inimitable. So hes the leader of bands against whom all others are measured, mr. Paul shaffer is here thanks, jimmy. Im with the cletones tonight. With the mini residency, here all week. Sad to see that its coming to a close, tomorrows my last night. Great to be with you, though. Jimmy you look like the oscar tonight, paul. [ laughter ] you know, jimmy, in hollywood, oscar is king. Jimmy thats right. I dressed up for you. Jimmy this is great. Just like america, we have canada above in paul shaffer and then, wait, where is mexico . Where is little guillermo . Oh, there he is. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy look at this. Oh, wow, look at that. Guillermo and his [ cheers and applause ] all right. All right, guillermo. Go to your spot. Yes, youve waved enough, yes. Guillermo all right, lets go. Jimmy all right, be careful. Everyone be careful. We got snakes and fire and everything. Guillermo guillermo thank you jimmy are you wearing a cup . No. Jimmy no, all right. That was the coney island circus sideshow, or members of Donald Trumps cabinet, im not sure. [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] jimmy thank you. If youve never been to brooklyn, you should know this borough is home to some of the thickest and subcontractingliest beards this side of fallujah. It is remarkable. There are a lot of beards here. Even the women have beards in brooklyn. Sometimes im not sure if were in brooklyn or at a civil war reenactment. And so we thought it might be fun to make a game out of that. Heres how the game will work. Im going to show you a closeup of a beard, you have to guess if said beard is from belongs to someone from williamsburg or gettysburg, okay . [ laughter ] time to play Williams Burg or gettysburg . Here we go. Our first beard comes from this gentleman, is he from williamsburg or gettysburg . Everyone says gettysburg. Lets see. He is from gettysburg, yes. Next, does this weird belong to williamsburg or gettysburg . Everyone says williamsburg. Lets take a look. Williamsburg, bitches. Jimmy all right. Youre doing good so far. Lets see another. Everyone says gettysburg. And it is gettysburg. Jimmy thats right. Wow. Very, very good with beards. What is the origin of this beard . Williamsburg is the answer . Lets see. Is it . I aint from gettysburg. Jimmy next . Gettysburg . All right, lets find out. Gettysburg. Jimmy gettysburg is right. So far youve got 100 of them. Next . The audience says williamsburg. Williamsburg jimmy all right, who else do we have out there . Gettysburg the audience says . Gettysburg . Im from brooklyn. Bata buoy jimmy wow. Hit him with a high view. Hipster or soldier . Lets see. We have the audience says gettysburg. Get gettysburg. Jimmy oh, right. Are you looking at the beard or me . I dont understand. Jimmy dave lives in gettysburg now . Gary, what do you think of dave lettermans beard . [ applause ] this is our third time taking the show to brooklyn. And even since we were here five years ago, things have changed. I dont want to sound like an old crank. But i remember a time here in brooklyn when if you wanted to take a bike on a oneway ride, you didnt need city bike, you stole a bike and took it on a oneway ride. [ laughter ] bikes are very necessary now. The subway is a nightmare. Everywhere i go, people have been complaining about delays on the subway. Now the mta is trying to speed things up by replacing regular seats with foldable seats. Which is confusing. Because if the seats are folded up, where are people supposed to pee . [ laughter ] i guess the foldable seats will go up when the trains crowded . Basically the city heard your complaints and said, we have good news, from now on youll all be standing up. [ laughter ] you know what this train could use . More people on it. So anyway, the new york subway is not just crowded, its a crazy place. And to prove that, we went out on the street here in brooklyn and asked people getting off it to share the craziest thing they ever saw on the subway. What is the craziest thing youve ever seen on the subway . This one woman spilled her oatmeal. Then a kid, someone elses kid, tried eating it. So bad. This guy sitting next to me, he reaches into his cvs bag and grabs a deodorant and opens it and starts putting it all over his body. Like on top of his clothes. Just painting his body with this stick of deodorant. Its crazy but i see a lot of rats. Ones run across seven people, okay, im out of here. The buck nakedness, the naked women. People peeing in a cup, then when the train like stops they just drop the cup and the pee sloshed all over the train. I have seen an older gentleman chase a young woman with a cane, to beat her, for no reason. I saw a guy, like halloween, waiting for the train late night, and the trash barge showed up. This kid just got on the trash barge and rode it away. And im fairly certain hes dead now. I dont remember. As i said, i dont use the subway. But it wasnt crazy, it was very common when i was young, that men would stand on the platform outside and as you were in the subway looking out, they tended to masturbate. But it was, you know, sort of normal. You didnt even react to it. How fun. Yeah. Brought to you by the new york city board of tourism. Jimmy thats how grandma met grandpa. All right. 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And i couldnt be happier hes here. Please say hello to billy joel [ cheers and applause ] whats up, man . Jimmy billy, thanks so much for being here. Ive been wanting to have you on the show for a long time and im so excited youre here. Youre the king of long island, we know. [ cheers and applause ] long island, brooklyn technically, legally, is a part of long island. So youre our king as well. Welcome, king. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] brooklyn is on long island. Yes, it is. Have you been to the Brooklyn Academy of music before . Yes, i have. My grandfather used to take me here. They lived on flatbush and ditmas. Jimmy wow. We used to spend summers with them. Instead of going out to long island like most people do in the city in the summer, we went to brooklyn. Jimmy the other way. Yeah. This was our hood. Wed walk down flatbush avenue and go to the low east kings and see really cheesy movies. Jimmy you were also last night at Bruce Springsteen, which i was at that show, i didnt see you there. I will tell you that i heard that you were there. We assume you were backstage and were going to make a big surprise appearance with bruce at the end of the show. I asked bruce about that. Theres no special guest appearances. Jimmy no guests. No. So its kind of a scripted show. I was in the Abraham Lincoln booth. Jimmy oh. [ laughter ] in the balcony. Im looking at yes, you and howard stern. Im trying to wave frantically. Hey im over here, you da da da. Jimmy we were sure we knew something that nobody else knew, like oh, hes going to come out and hes going to do born to run with bruce and everybodys going to go nuts. I was trying to wave to you. Jimmy and were going, yes, we knew this was going to happen. Turned out no. Whats your favorite springsteen song . Probably meeting across the river. Jimmy really, okay, wow. Thats a good one. You know that one, paul . Its the one i dont know. C major 7 . G major 7 . C major 7. Lend me a few bucks can you give me a ride c major 7. I got a meeting g major. On the other side. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, boy. Its very its a very atmospheric springsteen song. Jimmy would you ever consider cog an intimate show like that, like the broadway show yes, we talked about it with bruce last night, why dont we switch off once in a while . You come do the garden, ill do your gig for a couple of days. I think were both making the same amount of money. Based on what the ticket price is. Jimmy the tickets were very expensive. You didnt pay for tickets to see bruce, did you . No. Jimmy no, no. I get freebies. Jimmy which comes first for you, the music or the lyrics when youre writing a song . Music first. Jimmy the lyrics, i think we all know every word from so many of your songs. I know i do for sure. You use a lot of the peoples names in songs. Yeah. Jimmy piano man. Davey whos still in the navy. Brenda and eddie. Youve got virginia, come out virginia. Only the good die young. Are they real people or people you made up . They were real names. I caught a lot of flack for, what a cheesy rhyme, davey in the navy the guys name was davey. Jimmy the guy he was in the navy. [ laughter ] so, okay, that will work. You know. Its like making love to his tonic and gin. Tonic and gin . The old guy was drinking, he didnt call it gin and tonetic, ill have a ton and i can gin. Jimmy you didnt flipflop those . No, he said that. I stole from everybody. Jimmy thats pretty great. Brenda and eddy, are they people you knew . They were kind of a combination. It sounded like people that i would know from my neighborhood. [ laughter ] jimmy okay, yeah. Brenda, eddie, sounds like people from where i come from. Jimmy a couple of paintings from sears. To me that more than any visual nails those people. Because these are people that i grew up with also. And its just such a how did that come to you . Do you have any recollection . Ive been to houses, peoples houses, where im looking at the painting on the wall going, thats a sears painting. Thats definitely from sears. Youve been there, youve seen this. Jimmy to sears, yeah, for sure. What about virginia . Is that based on just virginia . It was a real girl. A real girl, her name was virginia callahan. She was a virgin. Jimmy uhhuh. You know. The name worked perfectly. Jimmy when her dad heard this song while youre trying to get her to come out [ laughter ] did he become agitated, i would imagine . I dont know. I saw her years later. And asked her about that. She had no idea that i had a crush on her. Jimmy oh, wow. Yeah, i was too shy to do anything. I wrote the song based on my preteen lusts. Jimmy for virginia, wow. Yeah. Jimmy thats something else. She retained her virginity. Jimmy this album the stranger was released 40 years ago. [ cheers and applause ] which is crazy. Thats right, it is 40 years. Jimmy 40 years ago. Do you still have any of the stuff . The boxing gloves, the mask, any of that stuff . No, the suits gone, the gloves are gone, the mask is gone. Jimmy when you took this, it was a photo shoot, did you have any idea this would become such an iconic photograph . No, not at all, no. Jimmy you would have saved this stuff, had you. Look at this one, a great one too. That was a restaurant in manhattan on i think it was ninth avenue called the supreme macaroni company. Phil ramon founded it. These people on the wall, ive always wondered about them. Were these just the pictures that happened to be on the wall . They were there, that was the family that owned the restaurant. Jimmy they were immortalized on this album for alltime. That is so unbelievably great. This you could tell, its really authentic italian family, look at the wine glasses were drinking out of. Theyre like jelly glasses. Jimmy like jelly glasses. Thats the real deal. Thats what my grandfather would drink out of. Were going to take a break, come back. We have an announcement to make okay. Jimmy you know this . I dont know. Jimmy i have an announcement to make when we come back. Billy joel is here well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] if you mumble. minions gibberish it gets you. If you talk like this add worcestershire sauce to my cart. It still gets you. Gh ok adding now. And if youre like hey google, play my love playlist. truly madly deeply by Savage Garden plays oh really . Play my love playlist. pony ginuwine plays oh yeah. It also knows the difference between you and him. Its google home mini, and the rest of the google home family. [ ]. Hurry in to old navy. This wednesday through friday only, get fifty percent off your entire purchase. Friday instore only, get cozy socks for the family for one dollar. For every pair sold, old navy will donate one dollar to boys and girls clubs up to a million dollars. 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[ laughter ] i mean, i look down, i see the first couple of rows. Jimmy these shows tell sell out like that. I didnt know this until today. You dont sell the first couple of rows. No, we dont. Jimmy why is that . I got to a point, this is about 25 years ago, i got tired of looking down the first row tickets are always scalper tickets. Always somebody who paid way too much money to be a big shot, sit in the front row. You see some guy sitting in the front row with his bimbo, right . [ laughter ] and hes got the gold chains, just sitting there like, entertain me, piano man. [ laughter ] looking down i go, you know, screw this. The real fans are in the back. So we decided [ cheers and applause ] they can never afford to get the front row tickets. So we would we dont put the front row, the first two rows on sale. We hold those tickets. We give them to our road crew. The road crew fans out to the back of the room before the show. And they find kids all the way in the back and they bring them to the front two rows. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats great. But theres a codicil here. The road crew is all guys. [ laughter ] so who do they bring up . The cutest girls they can find. So we look down, we see, what a goodlooking audience theyre all thrilled to be there. So the whole show went like that. And i did this, we told i was touring with elton at the time. Jimmy elton john. He goes, whats going on . I said, this is what we do, give the tickets to the kids in the back. So he gets this the idea. The next show, we look down, theres all these cute guys in the front row. [ laughter ] jimmy that makes sense. And his show went like that. So its a winwin. Jimmy you are very kind, youre going to do a song for us a little bit later on. Yes. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy again, thank you so much for being here. Its really, really great. 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Jimmy you look great, you look fantastic. How are you feeling . Im good. Oh, baby, oh, whats up, paul . Jimmy thats paul shaffer. Its like c3po sitting up there. I was hoping youd say that. Jimmy what is your favorite billy joel song . Oh, man. Dont go changing thats a sensitive song. Black people love billy joel. Jimmy do they really . Yeah. We just cant listen to him with other black people. Jimmy i see. In the car with a girl, listen to him. Dont go changing jimmy not as a group . No, not as a group. Got to listen to rap. Jimmy you were born in the bronx, raised in what part . Brooklyn, im a brooklyn dude, a bronx heart. Brooklyn dude with a bronx heart. I was based up here, down a block, on tompkins projects. Do or die, take the girl, kill the guy. Thats what brooklyn is. Jimmy do you keep in touch with any of the people you grew up with . No them street taxes is hard. Jimmy nobody, huh . Nobody tapping my pockets, man. No, when i came out my friends from brooklyn called. Jayz called, chris rock called, moles def, eddie murphy called. Jimmy all your friends are famous. Mike tyson called. I said, who is this . Im mike tyson when you get out of the hospital were going to get matching face tattoos and flying pigeons no, youre not coming to my house i dont need your crazy rubbing off on me jimmy can i tell you something . Ive been waiting to tell you this. What are you going to tell me . Jimmy that wasnt mike tyson, that was me crank calling you. What, what . I thought you see you. I was at the kentucky derby. A guy look the just like you. Jimmy was he on a horse . No, he wasnt. Jimmy he was not. I love the idea of you at the kentucky derby. It was great. Jimmy was it . I went to the window, and i said, i want to put 400 on secretariat. They said, hes no longer with us. I said, when did this happen . Jimmy yeah, yeah. 600 on seabiscuit. Jimmy when you were a kid, were you like a popular kid . Did you have a lot of girlfriends, et cetera . Yeah i had i was popular, but not for girls. I was popular because i pooped in the public pool. [ laughter ] i was angry they took my sneakers i went back the next day like i was revenging my brothers death. Swim right to the deep part. Oop [ laughter ] jimmy is that the best place to do it. A public pool. My name is known. All through brooklyn. I was the kid that pooped in the public pool. Jimmy what about halloween . Do you remember what you went as . I dont remember. I was crazy, creative. This halloween i was thinking about going as two things. Dress up as rob kardashian. Jimmy really. My wife is going to be blac chyna. Jimmy that will be nice. Then im going to have to enable her, since the walmart settlement. I lived in alpine, new jersey. Thats our hedge fund. I can go as me and frighten everyone. Jimmy do you have good snacks, good treats that you hand out to the kids . I give them stuff like live wurst sandwiches. Puppy stuff. Jimmy thats very kind of you. Cheese burger deluxe. Jimmy what would you dress up as when you were a kid . What did i dress up as a kid . I think one year i went as a crackhead. [ laughter ] crackhead. Jimmy by the way, i do want to ask you about [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thats what i say thats what i say jimmy you have a show coming to tbs. I do . When . Jimmy yes, you do. Its called the last o. G. Are you the last o. G. . No, i think cheeto jackson is. Jimmy but as far as the show goes, are you the last o. G. . Oh, yes, yes. Its a great i had this idea for about eight years. Jimmy whats the idea . This guy gets arrested for selling crack, does 15 years. Then he comes out and finds out he has twins. Tiffany, my kids mother, she ascended and married a white dude and my two twins, and ive become more humble and wiser and i want to spread this wisdom. Thank god she allows me back in my kids life. Jimmy yeah. So Oprah Winfrey has this show on own called released. We were watching it, its about the effect that you have on the family, on the household, when you go to prison. Jimmy right. You come out, you try to get back in these peoples lives. Thats basically what the show is about. Theres nothing like that on tv. Jimmy its set here in brooklyn . Its set here. We film it brooklyn is brooklyn. [ cheers and applause ] i dont care if you move to china, you from brooklyn. People from brooklyn dont stop being from brooklyn. You lived in russia for 20 years, youre from brooklyn. Jimmy when youre shooting out on the street in brooklyn, how did people react . How did people react . Well, this is what happened when they were shooting, the director said, action and people started shooting. [ laughter ] its gentrified. Jimmy it is gentrified. It really is gentrified. Its weird to see white people walking down myrtle avenue unafraid. [ laughter ] im a black man from brooklyn and im scared whats going on here . I come out of a coma and everything changed. Jimmy tracy, youve worked with so many people over your career. Anyone that you have not yet worked with that you do want to work with . Eddie murphy. Jimmy youve never worked with eddie murphy . I will, though. Jimmy do you have something planned . I dont know if i have anything planned. I remember when he was on your show, he did an impression of me. When eddie does an impression of you, its like Michael Jackson writing a song just for you. That was an honor for me because i love him so much. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy sure, yeah. Eddie murphys the guy. Do you do eddie . Do i do eddi . When i was a kid i did eddie. Funny doing eddie, my dad is eddie. Growing up everybody in my neighborhood didnt have 150 to go to Madison Square garden to see him. So i was him on the basketball court. Thats when they started calling me fat murphy. Jimmy well, youve done very, very well for yourself. Thank you so much for coming. [ cheers and applause ] billy joel is here if you want to hang out and watch. Yes, yes. Jimmy tracy morgan, everybody hes on tour right now. Tracymorgan. Com for the dates. Well be right back with billy joel dicky music in brooklyn on Jimmy Kimmel Live is brought to you by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. What if there was only one emoji . Now what if there was only one mattress . One is not a choice. Choose your mattress with tulo. Everything you want in a bed, in a box. What if there was only one haircut . Now what if there was only one mattress . One is not a choice. Choose your mattress with tulo. Everything you want in a bed, in a box. Dicky music in brooklyn on Jimmy Kimmel Live brought to you by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy the prophecy has come to pass. He knew that one day it would be 2017. And sure enough, it is. Here with the classic miami 2017, billy joel [ cheers and applause ] seen the lights go out on broadway i saw the empire state laid low life went on beyond the palisades they all bought cadillacs and left there long ago we held a concert out in brooklyn to watch the island bridges blow they turned our power down and drove us underground but we went right on with the show ive seen the lights go out on broadway i saw the ruins at my feet you know we almost did not notice it wed seen it all the time on 42nd street they burned the churches up in harlem like in that spanish civil war the flames were everywhere but no one really cared it always burned up there before ive seen the lights go out on broadway i watched the mighty skyline fall the beets were waiting at the battery note the union went on strike they never sailed at all they sent a carrier out from norfolk and picked the yankees up for free they said that queens could stay they blew the bronx away and sank manhattan out at sea you know those lights were bright on broadway that was so many years ago before we all lived here in florida before the mafia took over mexico there are not many who remember they say a handful still survive to tell the world about the way the lights went out and keep the memory alive [ cheers and applause ] jimmy billy joel and his great band, everybody thank you, billy. A real honor to have you here. Thank you guys. I want to thank tracy morgan, paul shaffer, kelly ripa, Ryan Seacrest and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. Thank you for watching. Nightline is next. Good night, everybody conjoined twin girls sharing a body but with two healthy hy hear hearts. Their parents anguish with as one grows stronger and the other weakens. You talk to them and say you are strong and youll get through this. Could they survive separation surgery . Knowing the girls and what theyve gone through, theyre fighters. Tonight the dramatic decision, the risky procedure with two lives on the line. A prayer for. Lindsey davis on one familys emotional journey. Was there ever a part of you that thought this might not work. And the moment that brought everyone to tears. This special edition of