snaps, clatters that sounds awful. music stops but a lot better than last week. rock music playing we werent born to follow. Thats our report. We appreciate your time. Im dan ashley. And im dion lim. Right now on jimmy kimmel, amy schumer. See you tomorrow. Tvs number one daily viral video show right this minute. A tractor is brought in to save a truck thats seriously stuck in the mud. The frightening moment the plan fails. Oh hes a navy dad about to be deployed. How hes telling his family to stay strong for a long seven months. Cameras capture the scene in a classroom. And thats a student right there. The stunning reason he suddenly targets a teacher. What on earth . And some hard truths about shopping with kids. Just know i cant leave the kids outside like a dog. Theyre people too. You cant leash them. The mom is begging you to hold your tongue and cut him some slack. Make it easier for us to give a smile. Shut it down. I love to play stuck in the mud. In this case, it looks like its gotten a bit too out of hand. This is not a game. No. In fact, that ram pickup truck thats seriously stuck in the mud is the truck they brought in to drag that tractor out of the mud that it got stuck in. Leave it and go grab a beer. Thats what im saying. Just give it a break. Men, we do not have that ability to, once we are faced with that challenge, we cant stop until either we achieve it or it kills us. Because adam gregory is not giving up. Hes now in the tractor. You see what hes done. Theyve actually chained a piece of tree to the wheel so its going to get into the mud, and its going to create more grip, use the lever effect. I know, thats genius. Then it uses the lever effect, and i realize im not very smart. The lever goes the wrong way. Not only did he get almost crushed by the tractor, the wheel keeps turns, and that tree pushes him into the back of the pickup truck before the video cuts off. Theres no reports of any injuries. When you look at it, it looks like he just about dodged that bullet. Nobody would have believed him if they didnt have video. You can say exactly the same thing for this next video. These guys got themselves an estate car, created a bit of a skid path. One of them is just going to hit that skid path and get the car doing donuts. Doesnt make it that far though. That was a gas tank that came flying out of the back of the car. Now, quite clearly its not the official gas tank. I would say they have souped up this car. Didnt bolt it down quite enough. The centrifugal forces of this spin, straight out the back. Everybody dying. It does look kind of cool. Right . It is somewhat of a controlled environment. Until the gas can comes out and knocks somebody in the head. Daughtry is releasing his latest song. By daughtry, i mean david daughtry. The very first lyrics are dr directed toward his 8yearold son. Now since i got to go and its the hardest thing to do he says he has to go. Thats because hes going on a sevenmonth deployment with the navy. To be a big help to your mother, protect your baby brother hes written this song as encouragement, something they can listen to whenever theyre feeling sad, whenever theyre feeling like they miss dad. They can play this song back, listen to the lyrics, and feel like they can do this, they can make it through. When times get hard just stop and take a breath i bet that was really nice, telling his sons to remember that whenever things get rough, just stop, take a breath, then keep going. Theres nowhere else id rather be than with you at home they can listen to this when they grow up. Even when theyre grown in college. Im not going to do well on this test, im feeling down. They just play this. If dad doesnt pick up the phone, just play this. Its encouragement. Hes sort of singing it to his kids, but honestly a lot of its for him. I think hes trying to deal with some of the emotion inside him because its going to be a long seven months. These pieces of advice he leaves in the song, to your point about them being able to replay it, its a constant reminder their dad is always with them. This cctv footage shows class is out in india. You can see thats a math teacher. Looks like hes grading papers. Thats a student right there with his backpack. Hes got something inside that he shouldnt have brought to school. What on earth . Thats, thats, thats a machete or something. Its a sharp weapon. You can see him start just smacking and hitting at the teacher. That teacher ended up being stabbed ten times. He goes into the hallway. Thats where witnesses catch up to them and give them assistance. This man suffered serious head injuries and was admitted to the hospital in critical condition. School Officials Say the student and his friend had a dressing down by the teacher for their low semester exam scores, and they basically didnt want their parents to find out, so the student with the weapon got the weapon from another student. So both of them have been arrested. How stupid is that . Mom and dad are going to be so disappointed in me that i got a c, but now that im an attempted murderer, theyre going to love me. Meanwhile in russia, this is being called the wallace and gromut style chase. In that little animated cartoon, they ride a little motorcycle with the side car. These are two humans. They are being chased by policel they have the wrong way to go. Motorcycles with side cars arent exactly maneuverable. This is not the preferred getaway vehicle. I love how the cop doesnt even run up. Hes like, yeah, theyre going nowhere. Pretty much. Police say the man had been drinking, and that vehicle was not licensed. Can your dog do this . Is that cpr . Yes, it is. And thats a border collie. Her owners have taught her how to save a human. Breathe just breathe if you notice, she pumps the persons chest, smells their breath, goes back, and does it again. Shes going to keep it going until they wake up. Lava is 2 years old. I think shes got a handle on life. Oh, be careful with the ladies. Its going to be smashing on them. Youre right. Thats a problem. See, this is amazing. Incredible bit of training, and its adorable. Its going to be a nightmare any time they want to go to sleep. Go back to the light just go to sleep, dog just give me a break. Cant wait to see the next video with the defibrillator. Now, these dalmations, theyre a little less active. Theyre just cuddle bugs. Whatever the battle was, they lost and the cats won. No, theyre cuddling the kittens. The kittens are eating them. Thats whats happening. Its cuddle time. When the video opens up, the dogs are laying there, and the kittens seem to be doing all the petting. Give it time. Now the dalmations are like, i love you too. Cats and dogs getting along. Thats what were all supposed to be doing right now. A Mountain Biking park with his buddy. Hes just decided today is the day. Hes going to hit this big jump. See if his confidence pays off. Oh and he rode his scooter from his city in china 500 miles to his girlfriends university. Find out why he decided to do it. Brave man. Are you totally ready . To catch an eye for sparks to fly for mr. Right Colgate Total fights bacteria on teeth, tongue, cheeks and gums for a healthier mouth. So youre totally ready Colgate Total. Be totally ready for life. What are you doing . . I thought you had a cold . I dont need all this. Mucinex fastmax can handle pretty much every symptom. Even. Yea i can read, you know. Ahhh mucinex fastmax. 9 symptoms. 1 dose. Max strength. Lets end this. Did you know that people born from 1945 through 1965 have the highest rates of hepatitis c, but most dont know theyre infected . 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So he goes for the small jump first, heads down straight for the ramp and goes for the big one. Oh, the beast he sees the bigger one and stops because, okay, i wasnt quite ready for it at that exact moment. All right, all right, lets do this. The track looks soggy. Im not sure that this is the best day to do this. Hes up oh listen to him. He goes straight into that tree, but he doesnt even feel it because hes riding the victory of not me ment yeah im alive im alive i am human, hear me roar i guess thats the way you feel alive, almost kill yourself. Absolutely, yes. Look at it from this other angle. This video just boils it down. Sometimes youve got to face your fears. Sometimes youre going to be scared, but when you achieve it, theres no other feeling like it. Right into it. He rode his scooter from his city in china 500 miles to his girlfriends university. And you see in a couple of these videos, you see him going across. In this one, hes showing a selfie of him going down the road. Brave man. Crazy. He convinced his friends to keep the secret hushhush. He didnt want his girlfriend to know he was on his way to see her. He called her when he finally gets there because his intention is to, one, show her his love, and two, to propose. Well, shes not home. Luckily for him, she was home. Check this out. He dressed as the monkey king because apparently they really love this film series. And he even put cotton balls on his scooter to mimic a cloud because he rides around on a cloud. Yeah, he proposed. And her way of saying yes is by putting this ring around his head, which apparently is also from the movie. It signifies them being bound together forever. The ring on his head, the ring on her fing finger. Together forever. Time to play real or fake starting with a cardboard printing press. Im going to say fake as a 3 bill. Then a magicians tricks are being exposed by his buddy. And a man is swept off his feet by a womans beauty. Its not convincing. His fall was too much. 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I didnt even think about that, that the real money was inside the machine and coming out of there, like its a trick. Im going to go with you guys. Definitely fake. Its a setup. Dont try to print your own stuff. I may or may motnot have tried print a parking permit in college. Wound up in trouble. Good advice. On to video number two. Keep watching this. They seem to get more and more extreme this is a comedy skit. If we think its a skit, then its fake. If we think its real, then its real. Yeah, i think its a skit, so im going with fake. Were going four fakes. Theyve created a skit. These magic videos exposed online do really well. They just came up with a real creative way to show you how these magic tricks work. Pretty great video here. Definitely fake. Pretty funny though. Last one, video number three. So watch the woman walking down the street closely. This dude is distracted by her beauty. Hes checking her out and tripping over one of those rental bikes. That trip wasnt believable. Neither was the fall. It was like amateur hour. I think this was a setup. He would have recovered his footing if this were real. It was like shaq, like 2003. So were all feeling something fishy about this one. Were going to call fake on this one. Not feeling it. Like, how would they recover this footage, right . If it is cctv, if an incident happens in the area, theyre going to review the footage. I think to stumble upon this little incident, theres no way this could happen organically. Im going fake. They should have fully committed and knocked all the bikes down. Would have been a better ending. I think a lot of people can relate to having to shave or get rid of your body hair. Apparently thats been something women have been dealing with for more than 100 years. So lets go back in this video to see how they did it back in the day. In the 1920s, they created the first female razor. I could see with the flappers and all the little dresses. Thats exactly what incentivized women to start shaving. In the 30s, apparently they would yause sandpaper and pumic stones. Lets get over to the 40s. I had a relative who had one of those. She kept it for years. Eventually came the tweezers. I didnt know that waxing went all the way back to the 60s. Weve just been torturing ourselves for a very long time. It got a little easy in the 70s. Who wears short shorts . Never mind the fact your legs were burned for days after you would use it. In the 80s was the introduction of the brazilian wax. Then we started getting smart, and the fda approved laser hair removal. That was a game changer. In the 2000s, you can have athome device. The latest one is sugaring. It acts like wax but it is supposed to be less harmful. Im going to pass on all of these. This is sort of a psa. Nat and cat are back. Does ollie need to gird his loins . See what these moms have t dog panting another 2am stroll, huh . Im worried. I have this medical bill. Dave, you have anthem, and they have people to talk to who are empowered to help answer any question you. dog grunting, panting is. Is he okay . Real people . Living and breathing. Hopefully not breathing like that. For all the things that keep you up at night, Anthem Blue Cross has a solution. Until we found a connection. You have the power to change your childs life. The Boys Town National hline can help. tdd 18004481433 medical care effectively without humans. I think itll just make their job easier. A little psa. This is like so obvious that its mind blowing that people just dont get it. Does ollie need to gird his loins because hes the only dude here . He might be the only one who does understand it first hand. Get me a glass of wine. Ill put my feet up. When we walk into a store and were trying to open a door with a stroller, why dont you get up, offer to open the door . Just basic kindness. I know its outrageous to think we might want a coffee in the same coffee shop, just know i cant leave the kids outside like a dog. Dont they have those backpack leashes, though . You cant just tie it on a table outside . You dont tie your children to things. Thats a nono. Theyre people too, and theyre coming inside. You cant leash them. And im sorry, child maybe cries when the plane goes up because theyre scared and confused and their ears are busting. Theyre babies. They dont know how to say it hurts. Just let them have their cry out. I dont have a muzzle for my child. My child makes noises. Thats what children do. Dont judge a mom because the baby is crying. The baby is crying for a reason, and most times shes probably tried to stop it. We just like the sound. Thats why we get our babies to cry in public. We like to annoy other people. Trust me, i have done Everything Possible for it not to cry. Is there infant nyquil . Its called benadryl or bourbon. 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