President trump tweeted this morning as part of one of his paranoid antimedia rants the people were protrump, virtually no president has accomplished what we have accomplished in the first nine months, an economy roaring. Hes right, no president has ever accomplished what hes accomplished. After nine short months we have more Nuclear Weapons pointed at us than ever before in the history of the united states. The president is overcompensating a bit because he had a rough day yesterday. A candidate he worked very hard to endorse in alabama lost his election. Senator Luther Strange lost his republican primary runoff to ray moore by 10 points which was very disappointing for the president. Usually when trump goes allin on a loser its a casino with his name on it, at least he makes some money. [ cheers and applause ] it was an embarrassing blow to his ego. He even went so far as to do something he never does, he deleted three tweets today, tweets in which he bragged about how well Luther Strange was doing as a result of his endorsement. The guy who won, roy moore, got his big endorsement from Phil Robertson of duck dynasty, in case you worried america wasnt officially a reality show yet. Roy moore is a terrible person. He called the 9 11 attacks divine intervention and hates homosexuals, he hates gay people so much there is literally no way he isnt one of them, i mean, he has to be. [ laughter ] roy moore actually called for outlawing homosexuality. Not gay marriage. Gay. Okay . And pulled a handgun on stage at a campaign rally. So of course donald trump today tweeted, he sounds like a really great guy who ran a fantastic race. So who says he isnt across the aisle. In between failing with Luther Strange, who is by the way back to work trying to kill superman, and the failed grahamcassidy health care bill, it has been a bad week for donald trump. But hes not one to admit defeat. He was full of both b and s today at the white house. He tried to claim they have the votes to beat obamacare. I just wanted to say on health care, we have the votes for health care. Jimmy no, you dont, but go on. [ laughter ] we have one senator thats in the hospital. He cant vote because hes in the hospital. Im almost certain we have the votes. But with one man in the hospital, we cannot just claim that we have them. We have the votes. We cant do it now because we have somebody in the hospital sir, whos in the hospital, which senator are you referring to . He cant come here himself. In other words, he cant come here and vote because hes in the hospital. Who is in the hospital . Jimmy he doesnt know whos in the hospital [ laughter ] [ applause ] somebodys in the hospital, okay . Why do you keep asking him whos in the hospital . The senator whose name he couldnt come up with is thad cochran of mississippi. Who moments after that comment tweeted, thanks for the well wishes, im not hospitalized. [ laughter ] im recuperating at home in mississippi and look forward to returning to work soon. There was no senator in the hospital. Even if he was there was still at least three other republicans against the bill which means grahamcassidy wouldnt have passed whether he was in the hospital or not. To recap, mr. President , there was no senator in the hospital, you didnt have the votes, the bill didnt pass and youre bad at math, okay . [ cheers and applause ] this is funny. Jared kushner, who of course is trumps adviser soninlaw, someone looked into this, noticed jared is registered to vote in the state of new york. And you see as gender female, as a woman. This is his official Voter Registration card. Gender, female. Party affiliation is none declared. Thats right. Hes not a republican or democrat. Hes just an independent woman. [ laughter ] [ applause ] hes registered as a woman in new york and in new jersey hes registered also, as gender unknown. Which according to his fatherinlaw means he cant serve in the military. [ laughter ] but how good is that . Jared kushner registered to vote as a woman . And he used the private email server for white house business. I say lock her up lock her up [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] lock her up so the president , he traveled to indianapolis today to give a sneak preview of his new tax plan. But im sorry, you shouldnt be allowed to release a tax plan until youve released a tax return. But he did anyway. He had a lot to say about this tax plan. He made a lot of claims, he threw out numbers, he talked about how much it costs to build the white house fence. Olowissle to digest. Edition of drunk donald trump. [ tape playing slowly ] so i said, how much is the fence youre talking around the white house . Sir the fence will cost approximately 50 million. I said, what . I kid you not. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy why would he kid . The president is also doubling down on his war against the nfl. I should probably note trump has been ranting and raving at Football Players who chose to kneel during the National Anthem to protest racial injustice. Hes very opposed to men getting down on a knee, for good reason, every time he does it he winds up married to a woman who hates his guts. [ laughter ] the president called for boycott of teams that allowed these peaceful demonstrations, telling people to turn off the tv. How hilarious that Trump Supporters now have to stop watching football, bet you didnt see that coming. [ laughter ] if trump cant convince you to join his crusade, maybe youll be swayed by the powerful story of discrimination shared by former notre dame football coach lou holtz. How do you think the coaches and the owners are handling this controversy this week . Well, i think its a real problem. And the reason is this. That its a workplace environment. Its just like working with walmart. Youre in a workplace, you have certain obligations in trying to please the customers as best you can. I think that theres an awful lot of things that happen in this country, but i want you to know, ive been unfairly ticketed. I was given a ticket when i didnt exceed the speed limit because i was coaching at one school and the Patrol Officer graduated from the other and he let me know he was bitter. That happens in life. Jimmy you see, lou has been the victim of discrimination too. [ light laughter and applause ] jimmy not only did the cop give him a ticket, he confiscated his teeth [ laughter ] [ applause ] and you dont see him protesting you know who else weighed in . On the nfl . All the way from russia, where he is now inexplicably a citizen, none other than Steven Seagal. I think its outrageous. I think its a joke. Its disgusting. And, you know, i respect the american flag. And i myself, you know, have risked my life countless times for the american flag. Jimmy right, he risked his life twice, actually. Once in under siege, another time in under siege 2. How dare these athletes disrespect his sacrifice . [ applause ] Steven Seagal also defended russias interference in the u. S. Election using the old everythings doing it defense. Every country is involved in espionage. Every single country. The americans spy, the british spy, the russians spy, we all spy on each other, let be honest. However, for anyone to think that Vladimir Putin had anything to do with fixing the elections or even that the russians have that kind of technology is is stupid. Jimmy hold on, i need to hear him say Vladimir Putin again. Vladimir putin. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy dubbed in someone elses voice, that is the best, i love that. He looks great too, doesnt he . [ laughter ] why does he look like he doesnt look like Steven Seagal. Looks like somebody who went to cvs and bought a Steven Seagal costume on the way to a party. All right. Its time to get serious. Last night on the show i spoke up about an issue i feel very strongly about, an issue that could affect our lives for many generations to come. I urged you to call your congresspeople to tell them to put a stop to this. Pumpkin spice pizza. This is a real thing from a restaurant chain called villa italian kitchen. It is the latest atrocity in what i call the pumpkin spicing of america. We have Pumpkin Spice in everything now. Pumpkin spice almonds, waffles, m ms, ice cream, cream cheese, oatmeal, toaster strudel, there are Pumpkin Spice marshmallows, english muffins, oreos. We even have a Pumpkin Spice president for gods sake. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] its too much. It is too much. And i was going to leave that alone, but now that we have Pumpkin Spice pizza, something has to be done about this, somebody has to stand up hey im never going to stop, jimmy kimmel Pumpkin Spice is going to take over the world jimmy who are you . Pumpkin spice. Im Pumpkin Spice, bitch. You know youre going to bow down because this is my time. Jimmy no, no, im not. Listen, mr. Pumpkin spice call me pump daddy. Jimmy listen, pump daddy, youre totally out of your lane here. You can have coffee, you can be in muffins, im okay with Pumpkin Spice oreos. Please, im begging you, stay off pizza. Stay off pizza oh, pizzas just the beginning, sucker. Im working on Pumpkin Spice french fries. Pumpkin spice bacon. Pumpkin spice pickles. Pumpkin spice hot pockets. Jimmy Pumpkin Spice hot pockets . Pumpkin spice underpants, Pumpkin Spice lego batman, Pumpkin Spice q tips. Pumpkin spice prilosec, Pumpkin SpiceSecurity Guards. Jimmy what is a Pumpkin SpiceSecurity Guard . See for yourself, over there, look. [ applause ] jimmy oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. What the hell have you done to my guillermo . Hes my galairmo now. Jimmy guillermo. I just spice them up a notch. Jimmy i dont like that at all. Hey, my girl wants to be on tv. Nutmeg, get in here hey jimmy hi, how are you doing . Isnt she fine . Jimmy shes great. Honey, tonight youre getting a trick and a treat. Now carry me the [ bleep ] out of here. Jimmy oh, come on now. Well, im happy they found each other. All right. We are going to [ applause ] are we going to go with that for the whole rest of the show or what . Guillermo no way. Jimmy no, okay, all right. Were going to take a break. 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We did it, guys, we made America Great again. Were number one. [ cheers and applause ] serious thing, they say a number of factors are fueling this new epidemic. But mostly it comes down to tinder and bachelor in paradise. [ laughter ] did you ever carry a condom in your wallet . Guillermo, do you carry a condom in wallet . Guillermo never did. Jimmy i never did either, i was always a realist, you know . [ laughter ] today i was wondering if people still do it. I thought it would be a good question to ask folks on the streets. This afternoon we went outside, asked people, are you carrying a condom on you . This is a game. The way it works is, we will see an individual, say hello, and then based solely on that introduction, we will guess, together, whether that person is holding a condom. Okay . Got it . Lets begin. Hi, whats your name, where are you from . Larry thomas from los angeles, california. Are you carrying a condom on you . Jimmy is larry from l. A. Seemed like he was holding a blunt in his hand or is that my imagination . Is he carrying a condom . Everyone says yes, lets find out. Yes no, sir. Jimmy he had to think about it for a second. Next up. Whats your name, where are you from . Evan hand from chicago, illinois. Are you carrying a condom on you . Jimmy is evan from chicago carrying a condom . Everybody says no. Lets find out. Im not. Why not . Im here for abstinence and purity, sunshine. [ laughter ] jimmy this is definitely the place for that. Hollywood boulevard, they call it purity central. All right, lets see another one. My name is martin from germany. Are you carrying a condom on you . Jimmy wow, everybody says yes. Does martin have a condom . Yes, i do. Do you want to see . Yeah. This side this side. Here it is. How long has that been there for . About four months. Jimmy it said lust on it too. Well, good luck to you and your weiner schnitzel. In germany condoms are called flugelhorns, thats a fact. Who do we have next . Emily, im from philadelphia but i just moved here. Are you carrying a condom on you . Is emily carrying a condom . The audience is mixed. Actually yeah. Awesome. A magnum. Got to have some fun. Jimmy thats a healthy attitude. Emily might be setting someone up for an awkward moment. Oh, a magnum . Okay, we have one more, i believe. Whats your name, where are you from . Al, los angeles. Are you carrying a condom on you . Jimmy does al from los angeles have a condom on him . Lets find out. Uh no. Oh. You should. Okay. Its pretty weird out there. I guess so. Thank you. Jimmy you know, i always wondered if weird al carried a condom. Now we know. Should set him up with emily. Thats the fun thing about going outside, you dont know whos famous or whos posing as a famous person. Hey remember, by the way. I do want to say its important to use protection. But in the end the only truly safe sex is with a cantaloupe, okay . [ laughter ] as promised i am about to show you what i believe might be the greatest local ad ever made. This is a commercial for a dentist in jonesboro, arkansas. His names dr. Abernathy. Dr. Abernathy wanted to promote something calls pips which he uses to treat patients. He got a green screen and some very unlicensed footage. And the rest is now local tv history. Doctor, youve put away your traditional instruments. Whats wrong . Nothings wrong. I just dont need them. Instead of scraping around inside the root, lasers gently clean out the canal with pulses of light. Whoohoo you said it, han. Thanks to pips, root canal treatments are easier and more efficient than ever before. [ star wars theme music playing ] theres no more need to fear root canal treatment. Laser dentistry is faster, less invasive, and much more comfortable than with traditional drills. Look at how well it fixed this insurmountable problem from the dark side. You all may have the force, but i have pips. Jimmy wow. [ cheers and applause ] thats everything. The hawaiian shirt tucked into the pants. I think theres a very good chance this dental office will soon be hearing from a lawyers office. [ laughter ] we have a good show, music from old dominion tonight, science Bob Pflugfelder is here, and we will be right back with liam neeson, so stay with us [ cheers and applause ] it all started when sophia found the Perfect Little mug at marshalls. Then piece by piece, surprise by surprise, she built the greatest guest bathroom ever. Did she expect to get so much bang for so few bucks . No. But great things happen when you choose surprise. bell ringing so, i was at mom and dads and found this. Cds, baseball cards. Your old magic set . sigh and this wrestling ticket. Which you still owe me for. Seriously . 25 . I didnt even want to go. Ahh, your diary mom says it is totally natural. 25 is nothing. alert beep abracadabra, bro. 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Tonight a man of great mystery and science but mostly science, science Bob Pflugfelder is here with demonstrations and explosions to delight and amaze. Like these. Jimmy and then if we survive that, they are nominated for not one but two cma awards, happy endings, old dominion from the mercedesbenz stage. Tomorrow night kaley cuoco will be here. David muir from abc news will join us. Well have music from the xx. Our first guest is an oscar and golden globenominated jedi knight who you should never borrow something from then forget to return it because he will hunt you down like a dog to his new movie about Richard Nixon and deep throat is called mark felt the man who brought down the white house. If we could get indictments, in your opinion, who would we get . How high . Maybe attorney general . What about the president . Jimmy mark felt the man who brought down the white house opens friday in new york and l. A. , please welcome liam neeson [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its very good to see you. Jedi knight. I havent heard that for a long time. Jimmy it seems like thats going to follow you your whole life, jedi knight. Its 20 years ago. Jimmy it suits you, lets put it that way. How are you doing . Im doing yeah. Not doing bad. Jimmy everythings all right . Everythings okay. Jimmy do you want to lay down and talk about it . [ laughter ] we have science Bob Pflugfelder. Sure, i met him backstage. Jimmy and i know that you were a teacher at one time, right . I dreamed abysmally to be a teacher for years. Jimmy i see. What was your area of expertise . Well, it was physics. Jimmy physics, okay. A little bit of mathematics and drama. But physics i was interested in. Funny, i was talking with bob backstage. I had this great physics teacher. At school. County antrim, northern ireland. I remember he did this experiment to show that sound travels in waves, which it does. Jimmy right. The piece of praunt is called the kundts tube. Jimmy ive been on that website. [ laughter ] oh, there it is. Oh, yeah, now we can [ laughter ] [ applause ] kundts tube. Its a glass tube and theres light powder in the middle of it. Jimmy uhhuh. Theres a button at one end and a glass rod goes in. You know that experiment you do with a wine glass with water, if you wet your finger and go round the top it makes it resonates . Jimmy hums, yeah. You do the same with the glass tube, rub it with a chamois it sounds very sexy. [ laughter ] and it creates a sound, a resonance. And the powder lying in the bottom of the tube forms into little nodes and antinodes. Jimmy i see. It proves that sound travels in waves. Jimmy and who is it named after . August kundt. [ laughter ] or maybe its august kundt. Get Steven Seagal, he knows the proper pronunciation. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy as an actor, youve done many, many things. Is it your dream to work with Steven Seagal . Yep. Jimmy is that on your bucket list . He dyed his head. Stevie wonder. [ rim shot ] jimmy he exclusively works with celebrity steves. So theres probably stevie wonder. No, i was particularly annoyed. Somebody told me some journalist told me on my junket, three four years ago, promoting one of the taken movies. This journalist says, Steven Seagal, what do you think of Steven Seagal saying you dont know how to punch . I was like, what . Jimmy because you were a boxer. Well, yeah, i boxed as a kid. But i know how to punch. Jimmy right. Did he really say that . Apparently he did. Jimmy oh, boy. Is he regretting that right now in that Halloween Costume hes wearing in russia. [ laughter ] has he really moved to russia . Jimmy yeah, he moved to russia. I dont know if he moved there or we sent him there and told him not to come back. [ laughter ] he seems to be in russia, for whatever reason. Its a weird thing. Certain celebrities, especially ones like Dennis Rodman who dye their hair, go to countries that arent necessarily our friends. I know. Jimmy oftentimes they dont come back. Maybe hes in trouble. Maybe you could punch Vladimir Putin over there. Vladamir. Jimmy take care of the whole situation. Your movie, its funny. A lot of people of a certain age really know what happened with watergate, they know all the details. But for many years we didnt know who deep throat was, deep throat was this great mystery, everybody wondered who was deep throat. Then this guy told vanity fair i think that he was deep throat, and almost instantly we forgot who he was. We almost didnt care. I know. Jimmy it was a weird thing. I know. Jimmy its such an interesting story, this character that you play. Yeah, he was a bureaucrat. He was in the fbi for 30 years. He was one of j. Edgar hoovers righthand men. Jimmy he had a lot of secrets on people. A lot of secrets on a lot of president s and on a lot of people. And i think when the whole watergate chicanery was happening and president nixon wanted to stop the fbi investigation into watergate, he crossed a line. Nixon crossed a line. Jimmy uhhuh. Interfering with the fbi process. Jimmy but no president would ever do anything like that again . No. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy of course, you learn from history, that will never be repeated. History does yeah. Does repeat itself, doesnt it. Jimmy i wonder if theres a mark felt out there somewhere. I think theres a few. Jimmy you think there are . I think so. Jimmy have you gained insight into that situation as a result of being part of this movie . Into the present situation . Jimmy into whats going on over there . I try and follow it. Jimmy i see. Im its its just things are going to unravel, lets put it that way. Theres some political analysis i saw the other week. It was asked about, was there collusion between russia and the Trump Administration . And he said, well, look. Theres no smoke without fire. And theres a hell of a lot of smoke. Jimmy yeah. But these people also told us Hillary Clinton was going to win so who the hell knows whats going to happen, right . Its what we call a plot twist. Its very good to see you. Thank you for my flies. I will use them and cherish them. [ applause ] the movie is called mark felt the man who brought down the white house. It opens in new york and l. A. On friday. Liam neeson, everybody well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] hi, mr. Powers, thanks for calling unitedhealthcare. Hi, i need your help. Ive been trying to find a knee specialist. But nobody has an opening for months uuuggghhh uuurrrggghhh mr. Powers . You cant always control your feelings. I found one innetwork next tuesday. But choosing unitedhealthcare can help you control your care. Thanks, stephanie. 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You know i love my favorite liquid, liquid nitrogen. Jimmy you do love liquid nitrogen, the number one consumer of liquid nitrogen i know. Grab those gloves, put some gloves on. This is a container of liquid nitrogen. Nitrogen is 80 what was we breathe. If they compress that, it gets very, very cold. And its 321 degrees below zero fahrenheit. Very, very cold. Jimmy its cold, yes. If that was a pool youd never get in there. No, it would be the last thing you did. So if you pour this on the ground or if you pour this on a flat surface, go ahead and give it a try. See how it distances across. Almost like antigravity, right . Jimmy yeah its great. So theres a name for that. Its called the leidenfrost effect. Jimmy oh. Is that any relation to august kundt . [ laughter ] no, no. I dont know if they ever got along or not. So i thought id give you a try at home experiment. These are little polymer orbs. They start off as bbs. Put them in water overnight, they get squishy polymer orbs. Where do you get these . Florists use them, toy stores, theyre sort of a toy item. Take that and put it we have a very hot pan. This is like liquid nitrogen going on a surface. Because the floor to liquid nitrogen is super, super hot. If you put that in there, what ends up happening [ laughter ] try another. Jimmy be more gentle . The gloves on. Jimmy why did you tell me to put the gloves on . For the frost. Jimmy so pretty. That goes in there. See how it dances around . When it touches the pan it emits a burst of steam. And that actually gets it dancing around. You can put some more if you want. Jimmy oh, look at that. Isnt that cute . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. And how long will they go on like that . As long as until they all dry up. You can try it at home. You need very hot pan. And be careful. Jimmy the kids would love that. Yeah, yeah. I like the sound. Jimmy i could watch this for like an hour. [ laughter ] you know they have channels with weird stuff like this. Okay, all right. Good, all right. Let it cool off. Jimmy wow, like haunted jellybeans. I dont know how long it takes to stop. Jimmy all right, well find out, i guess. Now were going to take that idea and show another cool feature about liquid nitrogen, which is that it expands a lot whit goes from liquid to gas. Were going to take advantage of that. Jimmy should i put my gloves back on . Weve got new gloves if you want. Jimmy different gloves for everyt so what youre going to do is ive got a little container of liquid nitrogen here. And then ive got a pingpong ball. Jimmy why do they look like that . Youll see why. Because ive poked a tiny little hole inside of one side, the yellow side, another one inside the black one. Jimmy okay. What we want to do is fill it up with liquid nitrogen as much as we can. And then when it expands, jets of nitrogen gas will come out of here, that should cause it to spin around. Jimmy awesome. Grab a little clamp here. Jimmy okay. Were going to pick up one of those. Jimmy all right. Its a yellow and black, kind of helps us know whether or not its spinning. I see, very good. Go ahead and dip that so its wholly submerged. Jimmy okay. Submerge that in, ill get one too, another one. Now because the air in there is compressing, its drawing in the liquid nitrogen. Jimmy yeah, i know. [ laughter ] get a little bit in there. All right. And that should be good enough. Go ahead and pop that into that tray there. Jimmy okay. What if we put one in the frying pan . Would anything crazy happen . Oh, look at that. Isnt that great . Jimmy that is good. [ applause ] you can see that spinning effect. Jimmy yeah. All right. There we go. Jimmy and now we have . Ill show you a different version of it. Jimmy okay, good, all right. This is a larger version of a hiros engine. Normally theyd put a little water in here. Theyd put steam. Then we have opposing jets here that would then spin it around. But we dont really have time for the whole heat thing. Jimmy okay. So we are going to use our liquid nitrogen. Jimmy thank you. All right. Jimmy you know it gets serious when the masks come out. Oh, yeah. Now heres the thing. You enjoy chocolate milk . Jimmy what . Chocolate milk. Jimmy cant hear you. Chocolate lets say you go to make a little bit of chocolate milk, right . Jimmy this is not how i do it. This is not . Jimmy no, we use a spoon. Oh, well see, thats the thing. What if you dont have a spoon . Here, take that. Jimmy all right. So pour in chocolate milk i dont know how much chocolate you like in there. Jimmy a lot is the answer. All right. Thats good. Jimmy okay. All right. So what if you want chocolate milk and you dont have a spoon . You dont have a spoon, but you do have a 12inch stainless steel sphere and liquid nitrogen. This is the way to go. Jimmy okay. Would you measure, fill that cup with liquid nitrogen. Jimmy where will we get liquid nitrogen . Right here. Go to your pantry. Now were going to pour that into our hiros engine. Jimmy okay. There we go. Oh, yeah, its going in jimmy is that enough . Yeah. Jimmy lets do all of it. Oh, man. Jimmy yeah. Lets really blow the lid off this thing. Okay, all right. Which we actually might do. Jimmy okay. All right, there we go. Jimmy again, were making chocolate milk. [ laughter ] at the end of this demonstration, there will be a glass of chocolate milk. Lets see if we have any better luck. Give it a head start. Oh, i think i think its oh, i can feel it now. Jimmy yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Were going, jimmy. Jimmy its going. Look at it jimmy here we go. [ cheers and applause ] wow jimmy oh my god, its going to blow i think its working oh my goodness i think its working. Wait maybe we put too much in. Jimmy hold on, ill get the tongs im going in, im going in. Hold on. Aah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its incredible yes [ cheers and applause ] jimmy when we come back, were going to have fire when we come back . There will be fire. Jimmy were going to have fire when we come back, well be right back. [ livin thing by electric Light Orchestra ] sailin away on the crest of a wave, its like magic rollin and ridin and slippin and slidin its magic introducing the all new volkswagen tiguan. Higher and higher, baby the new king of the concrete jungle. Nosy neighbor with a glad bag, full of trash. What happens next . Nothing. Neutrali. Guaranteed. Even the most perceptive noses wont notice the trash. Be happy. Its glad. Im going on a target run. You need anything . Toilet paper. Cereal. Maybe some chew toys. Got it. Get new lower prices on thousands of items. Target run and done. Ladies and gentleman this is a robbery. What are you doing after this . It all started when sophia found the Perfect Little mug at marshalls. 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Jimmy that happens to me sometimes. It creates of course nitrocellulose. Which changes the molecular bonds and instead of becoming cotton it becomes gun cotton. Jimmy i like it. It burns much, much different. If you were to burn this with just regular cotton, probably take a minute or two to burn. But youve got to get one of those little lighters there. And ill hold this out. And well see how gun cotton burns. Jimmy all right. This is now burning gun cotton. Geez what the hell [ applause ] i know. Jimmy it didnt burn, it disappeared. No smoke, no ashes. Its the perfect crime so they actually ended up using this in world war ii, in battleships. It was pretty cool. Jimmy okay. If you take that and compress it, then you get more of Something Like a weapon. Jimmy oh, great. Weve got a little gun cotton at the bottom of this, we thought, we could shoot it off. Magicians sometimes use this stuff. Lets have a little fun with it. Behind us is a series of 32 balloons. Right. However, unlike being filled with air or helium, these are filled with hydrogen gas which is kind of flammable. Jimmy okay. Great. Were going to jimmy this could have killed that clown in the movie it. I know. [ laughter ] were going to have you fire gun cotton at that first balloon. Jimmy great. Thats going to explode and were going to see if we can create a Chain Reaction that will blow all these balloons. Jimmy i would love to. If it works, it will go in like a second. Jimmy okay. But weve never actually tried it at this scale. Jimmy oh, okay, great. Yeah. Jimmy i need to put this on . Yeah lets get this on. Jimmy okay. Hydrogen burns at about 1,000 degrees. Jimmy everybody knows, bob. [ laughter ] and turn and face that balloon. And then come down on your knees sniper style. Jimmy are you putting that thing up my butt . [ laughter ] come on down, come down here. Jimmy all right. Here we go, thats great. All right, here is your harry potter wand. Jimmy okay. Im going to light the end of it and youre going to point it at that balloon. Are you ready . Jimmy im ready, yeah. There we go. In three, two, one [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. Awesome. How about that. Instant replay. Look at that. Jimmy how, this is how were going to defeat north korea, everybody [ cheers and applause ] science Bob Pflugfelder, thank you, science bob, much appreciated. Be right back with music from old dominion [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy thanks to liam neeson, thank to science bob, apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time for him tonight. Nightline is next, but first their album is called happy endings. Here with the song written in the sand, old dominion turn me on, turn me off then you turn me back on by the weekend and you wont say the words that i want but you flirt when youre drinkin i see those bubbles pop up like youre texting then they disappear lets cut through the then lets get to what were doing here are we just a backseat tryna get it while we can are we names in a tattoo or just a number on a hand are we lastcall kissing or will we be reminiscing with each other for the next forty years are we written in the stars baby, or are we written in the sand yeah, i want you to want me to take you back home to my mama put my name on your lips call me yours and forget all this drama forget it all your makeup is next to my toothbrush but you never put it away on the shelf yeah, i want you to want me to take you back home to my mama put my name on your lips call me yours and forget are we just a backseat tryna get it while we can are we names in a tattoo or just a number on a hand are welast call kissing are we dancing in the kitchen baby tell me what it is or what it isnt are we just a backseat tryna get it while we can are we names in a tattoo or just a number i should wash right off my hand wash right off my hand are we lastcall kissing or will we be reminiscing with each other for the next forty years are we written in the stars baby or are we written in the sand are we written in the stars baby or are we written in the sand [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. 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