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Thank you. You know, i want to mention a personal thing, we had a big thing going on at our house this morning. My daughter, shes 3 years old, had picture day at preschool today. They sent home one of those flyers with different photo packages you can choose from. We ordered the basic package for 18. 25, you get a class photo, a 5 x 7, two three x 5s, and four jumbo walletsized pictures, for the three people in the world who still carry photos in their wallets, in their jumbo wallets. Maybe shaq has a judge bow wallet. I need a judge bow wallet to keep all my money in. So we got my daughter all dressed up, sent her to school. Which as far as i can tell these School Photos are exclusively for grandparents who dont know that phones can take pictures now why are you got facebook and instagram. Its really kind of surprising that school photo packages still even exist. Its like when youtube took over and abc decided to keep making americas funniest home videos. Anyway, were talking about this. One of our writers here, a writer named joe, his son had School Picture day. And this is the shot they took of his son. You can see based on the way his son is holding that baseball glove, his father has never played catch with him. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and i dont know if its my place but i think i need to talk with joe about that outfit. You know these schools are all antibullying but i think the teachers might be like, you know, with this one theres nothing we can do. [ laughter ] get me the number for child protective services, will you, guillermo . Guillermo yeah, sure i will. Jimmy speaking of photo ops the president and his wife were in florida today to look at the damage caused by hurricane irma. Trump cares very deeply about the state of florida. Almost every weekend since he was sworn in he has personally flown to florida to make sure there were no hurricanes there. Sometimes he even carries a golf club to fend them off. But there was a lot of fuss about the high heel shoes melania wore when she visited houston after hurricane harvey. So today she wore the most somber footwear in her closet. A pair of 750 chanel flats. The president wore khakis and a wind breaker. They both wore both had baseball caps on. But with different messages on them. Look at this. I just want to thank everybody, the first responders, on behalf of myself, the Vice President , melania really wanted to be here jimmy couple of mannequins. Help stands for hurricane emergency lady patrol. President trump is making some interesting moves. He was apparently so thrilled with the good press he got from the surprise deal he made last week with democrats, he invited Chuck Schumer and nancy pelosi to dine at the white house last night and made another deal with them. Maybe. Were still not sure. Its very strange. Schumer and pelosi announced they made the deal over dinner to protect the d. R. E. A. M. Ers, the young immigrants whose status as u. S. Residents is in jeopardy because trump says he plans to rescind the daca program that protects them. Almost immediately trump dried to walk it back. This morning he tweeted, no deal was made last night on daca, massive Border Security would have to be agreed to in exchange for consent, would be subject to vote. So he went back to that. A half hour later he tweets, does anybody really want to throw out good, educated, and accomplished young people who have jobs, some serving in the military . Really . And the answer is yes. Somebody does. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and that somebody is you [ cheers and applause ] youre the one who its like hes now having a twitter fight with himself. [ laughter ] i dont know what else to make of it. Like he got freaky fridayd with Chuck Schumer last night. I guess he didnt know the mike was on when he got to the senate today. This was caught on tape on cspan2. Heres what he said about the deal he made with donald. Sorry, i just got here, anything new . He lines us. He likes me, anyway. Look what we said is exactly accurate. Heres what i told him. I said, mr. President , youre much better off if you can sometimes step right and sometimes step left. If you have to step in just one direction, youre boxed. He gets that. Jimmy you couldnt see him there but the guy schumer was saying that to was billy bush, weirdly. [ laughter ] trump and schumer have a lot in common. Theyre both from new york. Both like to mix it up. Neither one of them seems to have any idea when his microphone is on. Hillary clinton is promoting her new book. She told Anderson Cooper that a lot of people come up to her now to apologize for not voting. And when they do that, she says she doesnt forgive them. I guess she used all her forgiveness up on her husband. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] did you not know about this . Thats kind of strange, isnt it . White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee sanders was asked about clintons book. She said she thought it was sad, which is true, i mean, it is i dont want to spoil it for anyone whos planning to read it but the enthe book, donald trump becomes president. [ laughter ] this is weird. And this is not in a good way weird. This is from a morning show in england. Now brits my research has found british people love shows about dumb and crazy americans. They have tons of them over there. You know what we always assume english people are smarter and classier than we are . They assume this too, okay . [ laughter ] and these shows reinforce it. So anyway, this mornings show in the uk, the interview, the guy who built himself a sex robot. Well, fob tonight the shoe is as they say on the other foot. What does she do . Like i say, you can talk to her, you can interact, you can tell her you love her, shell respond and say this. I love you too. And she might go on to say . Do you think we could get more sensual . And then . I can take many times, much more love, just because. You can give it. And i take it all. Jimmy boy. A conversation like that, who even needs the sex, really. [ laughter ] we just talked all night, shes a wonderful conversationalist. The great thing about this robot samantha, samantha isnt just for the man of the house, shes fun for the whole family. It would be quite frightening in. A child found that in wour wardrobe. I have two children myself. Shes got a family mode. Oh, no, dont. Its going to read the kids a bedtime story . She can talk about animals, she can talk about philosophy, she can talk about science, shes programmed with 1,000 jokes which are rat random. How old are they . 5 and 3. At some point theyre going to go, im now old enough to realize that samantha, daddy has sex with samantha. And samanthas not mommy. Is that not a bit strange . I think the worlds changing. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yes, it is. The worlds changing the channel. Because people watching you are throwing up. [ laughter ] we have a great show for you tonight. Stephen colbert is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] as you may know, he is hosting the emmy awards on sunday night. Im told he also has some kind of a show on tv . Yes . Is it on tbs . Cbs . Oh. Thats the channel with two broke girls, great. Stephen is backstage right now. I thought id want to say a quick hi, steven, how are you doing . Hello, james. [ applause ] thank you, thank you for having me. Jimmy who is that, steven . Have i never introduced you to my sex robot . Jimmy you know what, no, i dont think you have. Im sorry, where are my manners . Jimmy, this is deborah ann. Deborah ann, this is jimmy kimmel. Hes the host of the show. Jimmy so nice to meet you. Are you guys comfortable . Is everything okay back there . So comfortable, its lovely back here. Deborah ann is addicted to these crab cakes. Daddy, give me more, give it all to me. [ laughter ] she wont stop saying that. Jimmy welcome to you both and well see you in a minute, all right . Great, but if theres a sock on the doorknob . It means im having sex with these crab cakes. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its thursday night which means its time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. Its time for this week in unnecessary censorship. In his first interview since leaving the administration, he is now blasting the president s decision to [ bleep ] fbi drear james comey. The president was 100 right in [ bleep ]ing james comey. So i suspect this little black [ bleep ] that mr. Bannons talking about, the only one who [ bleep ]ed that black [ bleep ] was mr. Bannon himself. The mayor of tampa warned people there that they were going to get [ bleep ]ed in the face by hurricane irma. Theres a young man who played trump, practiced [ bleep ]ing me. Really . Oh, yes. Welcome home, sweet pea. Thank you, nice to be here. 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Music tonight from dustin lynch. Nina dobrev and Stephen Colbert are on the way. Stephen is hosting the emmys in l. A. Sunday. The emmys, the annual night on which television reaches out and touches itself. All the nom nations have been announced for this year. I think i found an early frontrunner for next year in the category of outstanding performance by a man trying to get a rat out of his bathroom with the assistance of a cat. Aahhh aahhh aahhh aahhh aahhh hey, hey aahhh aahhh jimmy bathroom belongs to the rat now. [ cheers and applause ] its where you give up and just start using the bathroom at the dennys down street. The emmys mark the start of award season in hollywood. There are hundreds of performers who do get nominated and honored. There are many, many more who get snubbed, who get no recognition. Tonight i really would like to shine a light on a group thats been ignored for i think far too long. These are actors whose faces you know immediately, but whose names you dont. The people you see them, hey, its that guy from that show. With that said it is time that we salute those Unsung Heroes with the firstever the guy from that show award. [ cheers and applause ] and the nominees for the guy from that show are this guy. [ cheers and applause ] you know him. Hes been in i dont know, hes been in everything, what the hell is his name . He was in the good wife. He was the judge, you were the judge in the good wife, right . Yes, i was the judge. Jimmy okay. You were so good. And yet i do not know your name. Oh, well. Our next nominee is [ cheers and applause ] that guy. Oh my gosh. Now you look so familiar too, what is your name . What is his name . He was the police guy on the wire, right . Whats that other show youre in . I was in lost. Jimmy yes, you were great in lost. You got killed. You were killed in lost. Our next nominee is this gentleman. [ cheers and applause ] i recognize you. Youre like a dad in everything. I think ive seen you more than my own dad, yet your name is a complete mystery. I have no clue of what it is. Does it start with a b . Like bob . No, it starts with a g. Jimmy g. Grin n gwyneth . No, its not. Jimmy oh, sorry. Finally we have this guy. [ cheers and applause ] oh my god its ned ryerson from groundhog day . But its not your real name. No. Jimmy you are literally on every single show on tv. Silicon valley right now . Yeah, yeah. Jimmy one day at a time on netflix yet i cant remember your name. Have you ever imdbd me . Jimmy no, but i definitely should have and i will after the show. But first its the moment these men have all been waiting for. Four iconic actors. Thank you, all great. All bald, by the way. And the award for the guy from that show goes to the guy in the upper righthand corner. Box. [ cheers and applause ] announcer this is the guy in the upper righthand boxs first nomination in the guy from that show award. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you, thank you so much for this beautiful trophy with a question mark where my name should be. [ laughter ] i am dedicating this award to my wife, to my kids, and to everyone who comes up to me on the street and says, do i know you . [ laughter ] yeah. Well, you do now. [ cheers and applause ] you do now. And it makes me so proud. So proud to be here. To just be nominated with so many great actors. Like, well [ laughter ] you know, that guy there. Uhhuh. Hes, you know honestly, i dont know these guys names either. [ laughter ] but i know my name. I know my name and i have waited for this moment my entire life to share it with the world right, to make wait, wait, baby, wait to share it with the world. My name is [ cheers and applause ] jimmy congratulations. I still have to say i still dont know what it is. Im sure whatever his name is, its a great name. [ laughter ] anyway, congratulations to all of our nominees. 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[ cheers and applause ] our first guest is a very funny man. A very good man. He is host of the late show, which is on at noon on wednesdays and [ laughter ] and on sunday he slips into a tuxedo to host the 69th primetime emmy awards on cbs. Please welcome Stephen Colbert [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you for being here. Thank you for having me. Jimmy how exciting for america to see two talk show titans side by side. You rarely see two middleaged white men talking on television anymore. Its lovely to be here, thank you for having me. Jimmy thank you for coming. I know youre very busy this week nah. Emmys could wait. Did you notice, how would you compare my walkout, the speed of my walkout, to a regular guest . Was that slower or fastener. Jimmy it was perfect, it was absolutely perfect. Because you know what im glad you brought that up, that is one of the little things. Different guests. Different industries. Movie stars walk out really slowly. Jimmy do you find that . Interesting. They think theyre on the red carpet at cannes. [ laughter ] did you get a good one . Did you guys get a good one . Jimmy i find that musicians sometimes will come out and just stand there for a really long time. Because theyre used to having 20,000 people in the crowd. And they dont sit down. Jimmy and they dont sit down. Sometimes we have to edit out some of their accolades, you know . It can be uncomfortable. Yeah. Jimmy i just stand there like an idiot until theyre at the seat. You did it perfectly. Thank you very much. Jimmy youre not only a good host, youre a good guest as well. Thank you. I loved you with sean spicer last night. Jimmy did you watch that . Yeah, it was great. What was he like in person . I always wanted to talk to that cat. Jimmy much smaller than i thought he was going to be. Hes a small guy. I dont know why i didnt realize it. Did you know yeah, yeah. Jimmy you did. I wasnt paying attention. I see the podium and i figure they have one size podium i know he was small because ive met melissa mccarthy. [ laughter ] . Shes small as well. If i was the president i would have one size podium. And you would have to use it no matter how tall or short you were. How much funnier would he have been just peeking over that thing . Adorable, people would have been nicer to him. Jimmy i have to say, a certain part of me felt sorry for him. Really . Jimmy i felt like really . Because he wasnt apologizing no. Jimmy he wasnt apologizing. He wants to be forgiven but he wont regret anything he did. Jimmy you think you got to regret something you did to be forgiven. Jimmy what if hes privately regretting it but too scared to publicly regret it because theres a big orange bully that might hit him over the head . [ laughter ] then we privately forgive him. Jimmy that seems reasonable. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy hows everything going . Is your preparation for the emmys, is it going well . I hope so. [ laughter ] youve done it. Do you have any advice . You hosted the emmys. What is it like . Whats that room like . Jimmy its a really good its a great room. Its huge. Jimmy heres part of whats good about hosting the emmys. You know everyone there. I mean, almost everyone there youve had on your show. Right. Jimmy and also, they know you host the show every night. So they dont want to be caught on camera like yawning or, you know, doing something that you might see and might punish them for later on. Really . Jimmy yes. You think jimmy theres a certain amount of that. Did you punish people who dont enjoy jimmy i like to rule with fear. I like to yes, you could be president of the united states. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy theres a certain element. You know, you want yeah. Jimmy you want to be supportive. And they know you. I think it comes generally from a good place. You live out in los angeles where all the famous people are. Theres some famous people in new york but really this is the mothership. This is where they grow the famous people on farms. [ laughter ] like youre really friends with famous people. I know a couple. Jimmy this is why the north koreans have the missiles pointed at us instead of at you guys there in new york. Because they want to hit like tom selleck. Thats who theyre going for. If we take out blue bloods, america crumbles, yes. Jimmy that is what they say. You know, lives on your show we had a lot of fun. We had a contest, we had a cooking competition. And the judge in that cooking competition was our mutual agent. Baby doll dixon. James baby doll dixon, the legend. Jimmy you won the cooking contest. James ruled in favor of you. Then i knocked one of his teeth out on your show. True story. True story. After i crushed you, you wrestled with him and it knocked out one of james teeth. You rule with fear. Jimmy thats right, thats exactly how i do it. 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Jimmy your place is like a cathedral, the most beautiful theater ive ever seen. A national treasure, yeah. Its an honor, yeah. Jimmy when you took over for dave, dave retired after 22 years he was on the air 32. Jimmy in that theater, though. Yeah, 22 years. Jimmy did dave give you like a he was really nice. I was there about a week ask a half before he went off the air. Hed already been very nice, called and congratulated me when i got the gig. Can i see you and talk to you while youre still behind the chair, because ive got a couple of questions. He said sure. I went over to his place, went into his little outer office. And we had a couple of bottles of water. And i was asking things like, where do you hide from your producers . He showed me a good place. You need to be able to get away from your producers because they want you to work, sometimes you dont want to work. Where do you put the time so you know how to countdown for the guests . Mostly i said, would you please teach me how to drive the elevator . Because nobody knows this but the ed sullivan theater and the ed Sullivan Office building arent connected, you have to go to the basement and walk through these weird tunnels and theres only one elevator that goes down there. Its an old 1927 brass handled selfdriving elevator. Oh, sure, sure, you know how to drive a stick . Very similar. Jimmy theres no operator . No, just you. Jimmy its just you. Just you going down. And so he drove a little bit, had me drive down. He goes, let me see you land it. I try to land it. And he goes, this is not up to my standard. [ laughter ] he showed me to you to land it properly. We took it back up. He opened the door, showed me how to open the door properly. Its got a catch you feel but cant see. He looked around, had the door open, he looked at me and goes, now its waiting for you. Like somebody handing you the keys to an old car, really nice. Jimmy like willie wong ka, charlie and the Chocolate Factory in a way. Very much so. Jimmy youre confident it in, youre able to do it . Hell yeah. I try it with my eyes closed. I count to 64 and that usually lands me on the 12th floor. Jimmy youve got a little ocd . Little bit, little bit. Jimmy not only do we have the same job respect we have the same agent, which is kind of weird. Our agent is kind of weird. Hes not kind of weird, hes really weird. Thats him. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy look how tan he is. Here call. Here i am. Jimmy naturally tan too. Yes, yes. Jimmy his tooth is back, thank god, he looks great. Thank you. Jimmy baby, open that shirt a little bit more so we can really enjoy that tan. Show everyone your abs. Hes very proud of his abs. [ cheers and applause ] show everybody your abs. Really . Jimmy they want to see them, of course they do. [ cheers and applause ] its too late. Theyll edit it out. Jimmy no, i wont. Hell edit it out. Jimmy no. Look at them. Oh, look. [ cheers and applause ] oh my god. I know very few men who cologne their navel. Jimmy im glad you mentioned that. Oh, yeah, you may have ruined our contest. I touched his stomach with my hand. Jimmy i was going to ask you smells like a cathouse. [ rim shot ] jimmy do you think you can identify baby using your nose alone . Yeah, yeah. Jimmy yes, because he wears a lot of cologne. I do. Jimmy like ten uber drivers worth of cologne, ive literally been in a limo with him, and he said pull over to the cvs, ive got to get some cologne. True story. Jimmy guillermo, bring out the cologne. Here is your blindfold. We are going to be blindfolded. Guiller guillermo, i dont want to look. This is very fifty shades. This is very nice. How does this work, now . Jimmy guillermo is going to let us each smell how many of these are there . Guillermo five, jimmy. Jimmy okay, five. Well try to guess at the end of the five which one is baby dolls cologne. Heres number one. Jimmy stephens smelling number one. Very citrusy, very spicy. What do you think of that one . Jimmy i think ive worn that one when i was a teenager, smells like polo or something. Thats not baby doll. Guillermo heres number two. Where is it . Guillermo right here. Yeah, thats also thats like sandalwood in there. Jimmy yeah, okay. No, i dont think so. Jimmy i dont think thats like him either. Thats lifeguard. Guillermo heres number three. Hm, thats too floral. Thats too floral. That is an old lady smell. [ laughter ] guillermo heres number four. Were getting there. Were getting there. That is that is musky. Jimmy okay. Like the underbelly of an ox. Guillermo okay. And heres one more. [ laughter ] jimmy oh yeah, thats him. Thats definitely him. Jimmy thats definitely. Can we take jimmy lets take our blindfolds off. What do you think in the last one was cigarettes. Of course it was cigarettes. I dont know which was which. Which one do you think it was . I feel like maybe it was number three, although i feel its more of a combination of the two. It felt like four to me, i thought it was four. Jimmy you thought it was four . Four. Which is it . Guillermo four . Three . Maybe. What number . Jimmy it was . You can stay right there, baby, and reveal it to the camera. Yes, baby says versace. Jimmy what number was it . Number two. Jimmy number two. Im sorry, baby, youre fired. All right. Well, that was you know, the climax wasnt as exciting. How that is possible . Why would you name a cologne after number two, by the way . Yeah, no thats not i dont know. You know what . I dont believe you. Jimmy well let this all out, do it all over again. Next time. Jimmy baby, let me knock out one of your teeth, come on. All right, stephen. [ cheers and applause ] i just want to say, i hope you have a better plan for the emmys than i did for our show here together. But thank you so much for being here. Ill see you sunday night. Break leg. 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I thud go to the thothpital. There goes the airfair. I dont think Health Insurance will cover all. Of that. Buth my fathe without that cash from aflac we might have to choose between hawaii or your face. Hawaii what . Haha. Hawaii you might have less coverage than you think. Visit aflac. Com and keep your lifestyle healthy. Aflac jimmy welcome back to the show. Still to come, dustin lynch is here. Our next guest was born in bulgaria, raised in canada, moved to los angeles. Now shes standing about 20 feet behind me. Its an amazing story, really. You can see her star opposite cover sutherland and ellen page in flatliners that opennnnnnnn this month. Please welcome nina dobrev [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its very good to have you here. You look very beautiful. Thank you for coming. Thank you. Of course. Jimmy how long were you on the vampire diaries . About six years. Jimmy was that your big break, your first thing . Not my first thing. I was on degrassi before that. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy with drake. Were you on with drake . I was, yeah. Jimmy then he amazingly was able to stand up out of that wheelchair. Its crazy, crazy, technology and medicine are really advanced. You must have been a kid when you started acting . I was about 16 years old when i got the show. Didnt start there, that was my professional career. Id been sort of acting about of that. Jimmy acting out . Thats true, all the time. But whenever wed go anywhere i would make up little characters and lie to people and say that i was somebody else, have an accent, have a whole back story created. My mom would come up and find out id been highing to people. Jimmy your mother was letting you Wander Around alone as a child, doing an accent to strangers, who were puzzled as to why a kid had an accent and mom didnt, exactly. Jimmy youre lucky to be here and not in an orphanage or something right now. I heard you love the 80s. I do. I was born in the 80s. Jimmy to what extent . Yeah, i guess so, but you missed, really, the 80s. 1989, so technically the 80s but just on the cusp, yes, technically. Jimmy i brought a photograph here. Now before i reveal this, because its one of the great photographs ive seen. Tell us how this came to happen. Well, we it was labor day weekend. We wanted to do a Throwback Party and have crazy outfits and pay homage to the years that we were born in and that was the 80s. We thought it would look great on instagram. Jimmy and you were right. And at that party, not only were you there in an outfit by the way that i never saw in the 80s. [ laughter ] we would still be in the 80s if anyone wore this. John stamos himself. Is that really john . Or is it a cardboard cutout of john . Its actually john wearing john. Or jesse. Jimmy did john was john invited or did you say his name three titles like beetlejuice and he appeared . I said it five times, and poof, he suddenly appeared, crazy. Jimmy did people lose their minds that john stamos was at your 80s party . Hes a friend of the friend circle so he was invited. What does that mean, friend of the friend circle . Were all buddies. Jimmy what does that mean . [ laughter ] i want to know what hes up to is really what i want to know. He lives in l. A. , i met him through friends and we all went away for the weekend. Jimmy oh, really . You, john, and all your friends . Yeah. Jimmy and theyre all girs, your friends, right . No, no. Jimmy theyre guys also . No, yeah. It was about 60 of us, actually. Jimmy unbelievable. Yeah. Jimmy i dont know why that makes me angry but it does. [ laughter ] next time well invite you. Jimmy yeah, right. [ laughter ] flatliners is a movie what year did the original flatliners come out . I think 1990. Jimmy this is a reimagining of that . Because that is the new trend, to call it a reimagining. Jimmy i like that, i dont know who came up with reimagining, not remaking. It sounds much more exciting when you reimagine a film. Totally. Jimmy you play whom in the movie . I play marla, whos this overachieving, sort of competitive, very stubborn, determined doctor. Or shes a resident who wants to become a doctor. And she tries to kill herself in order to find out what happens in the afterlife. Jimmy yeah. People should not do that at home in general. No, you should not do that. Jimmy ill tell you what happens in the afterlife, you start wearing shirts with your own face on them. [ laughter ] appearing at parties in spandex. [ applause ] at least thats whats happened to john in hisoff liafterlife. He looks great, though. He looks exactly the same is the crazy part. Jimmy thats what makes me so angry about it. He seems to get better looking with each year. Hell be at your 70th birthday party, youll be an old lady, hell still look exactly like this. Is john going to come out right now . I feel weve spent the entire interview talking about him. Jimmy everyone thinks about him a lot. I feel like you think about him a lot. Jimmy i do think about him a lot, yeah, hes number one on my you know. Flip to the other side list. [ laughter ] well, its very good to see you. Congratulations. The movie is called flatliners. It opens september 29th. Nina dobrev, everybody. Be right back with justin leech dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Vo jacks got your back. Hits, jack somebody craving my smoky jack burger . Vo the smoky jack burger combo for 4. 99. Vo hickorysmoked bacon, smoked cheddar cheese, vo all on an artisan poppyseed bun. Vo plus fries and a refreshing drink. Vo all for just 4. 99. Man thanks, jack jack youre welcome. Vo the new smoky jack burger combo for just 4. 99. Vo only at jack in the box. Because everyone likes easy. Sure do. Because everyone is on the go. Because we all like to save energy, but sometimes we slip up. Reaching up. 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Here with the song i be jealous too, justin lynch id be jealous too if she was with you id be out my mind watching her move if i was just the guy with across the room view id be jealous too if she was with you with you how we feeling, hollywood [ cheers and applause ] she laughs like she just broke into a hotel pool she loves deserts and the sunsets out in malibu if you felt the way it feels the way she looks at you id be jealous too id be jealous too shes a california red in a dive bar hourglass body like a guitar that forever wild smile appeal is like a glitter bomb in the atmosphere eyes locked on her like a movie like they aint ever seen a pair of blue jeans cant blame em if they want her like i do id be jealous too if she was with you id be out my mind watching her move if i was just the guy with across the room view id be jealous too if she was with you she comes on stronger than a bourbon street hand grenade its like you know her fore you even really know her name if you could see her in the morning sleeping next to you just like i get to id be jealous too shes a california red in a dive bar hourglass body like a guitar that forever wild smile appeal is like a glitter bomb in the atmosphere eyes locked on her like a movie like they aint ever seen a pair of blue jeans cant blame em if they want her like i do id be jealous id be jealous id be jealous too id be jealous id be jealous id be jealous too shes a california red in a dive bar hourglass body like a guitar that forever wild smile appeal is like a glitter bomb in the atmosphere eyes locked on her like a movie like they aint ever seen a pair of blue jeans cant blame em if they want her like i do id be jealous too if she was with you id be out my mind watching her move if i was just the guy with across the room view id be jealous too if she was with you, with you this is nightline. Tonight, truth and lies. A Young Pregnant woman disappears. Her boyfriend pleading for her return. Theres so many people, so many people that miss you, who are praying that youre safe. Now hes under arrest. The case eerily similar to one that captivated this country so many years ago when Laci Peterson went missing. Her family made those same tearful pleas. Whoever has her please, please, please let her go, bring her back to us. We love her so much. We want her back. Her community mobilized. But her husbands story wasnt adding up. Is it possible they think you know where she is . I i think a lot of people believe that. As Scott Petersons lies unraveled scott told me he was not

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