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Thank you for watching. Thanks for coming. Im glad youre in a good mood. [ cheers and applause ] it was i am glad youre in a good mood because its another disturbing monday in america. You know, we went into the weekend worrying about kim jong un starting a war. We came out of it wondering if our president is cutting eye holes out of his bed sheets. [ laughter ] as you know, this weekend in virginia the worst people in the United States went to the hardware store, bought tiki torches, lit them up and marched in charlottesville. A nonviolent protester was killed by a white supremacist. And so the president , who is the president by the way, went on television to say this. We condemn in the strongest possible terms this egregious display of hatred, bigotry, and violence on many sides. On many sides. Jimmy he started strong and then he had to throw in on many sides. Lets not lay all the blame on the nazis and the klan. There were people who marched against them, you know. [ laughter ] and then for two days he had no further comment. The one thing he decides to be quiet about is this. And of course everybody went nuts because there werent many sides. Protesters were shouting nazi slogans. They were carrying nazi flags. One of them killed a young woman and injured dozens of other people with his car. There were two sides. Not many sides. And one of those sides had nazis on it. [ laughter ] all he had to do is condemn the nazis. [ cheers and applause ] it shouldnt have been a difficult thing. Its not exactly a controversial stance. Not like we asked him to come out against puppies or something. [ laughter ] theyre nazis and klan members and people who put pineapple on pizza. Theyre terrible people. [ laughter ] and it isnt as though he doesnt like to speak out. You know, when donald trump is upset, when theres something serious happening, he doesnt keep it bottled up. He lets us know. Now theyre making ghostbusters with only women. Whats going on . [ laughter ] jimmy good question. What is going on . So the reaction to this was enormous. It was all around the world. Angela merkel, the german chancellor, called this rally evil and disgusting. And you understand what that means. That means germany is taking a stronger stance against nazis than we are. [ laughter ] and they invented [ cheers and applause ] so then after much prayer and reflection the president this morning decided to take the difficult step of condemning nazis and the klan, which was big for him because this is the sort of thing that could alienate his base. [ laughter ] but even he knew he had to Say Something. And so after a few minutes of bragging about the economy he did. Racism is evil. And those who cause violence in its name are criminals and thugs. Including the kkk, neonazis, white supremacists, and other hate groups that are repugnant to everything we hold dear as americans. Jimmy what a difference a teleprompter makes. You know . [ laughter ] its night and day. He sounds like a kid whose parents made him apologize for parents made him apologize for egging their neighbors house. [ laughter ] its unbelievable. If theres any Silver Lining to this, and there isnt by the way, its that whatever vacation he was hoping to have is now ruined. It has been a terrible vacation. [ applause ] whatever tough talk the president spared the white power people this weekend he saved for north korea and kim jong un. Heres the president drawing a line in the sand trap from his golf club in new jersey. This man will not get away with what hes doing. Believe me. And if he utters one threat in the form of an overt threat, which by the way he has been uttering for years, and his family has been uttering for years, or if he does anything with respect to guam or any place else thats an american territory or an american ally, he will truly regret it. And he will regret it fast. Thank you all very much. Thank you. Jimmy youre welcome. [ laughter ] i dont know why he cares so much about these threats that this guys been making for years and years and years. But rest assured, whatever happens, something will happen. Unless it doesnt happen. [ laughter ] we will see what happens. We think that lots of good things could happen. And we could also have a bad solution. But we think lots of good things can happen. What would be a bad solution . I think you know the answer to that. When you say bad solutions, are you talking about war . Is the u. S. Going to go to war . I think you know the answer to that. Jimmy all right. Good press conference. This back and forth between us and north korea, its become frightening. Donald trump and kim jong un do not like each other at all, which is a shame because they actually have a lot in common. And not just the terrible haircuts. [ laughter ] these are guys, they both have private jets. [ applause ] they both love silly hats. They have a mutual taste for fine cuisine. They both like to pretend to operate heavy machinery. [ laughter ] and theyre both friends with this guy. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, this is any other scenario these guys would be vacationing together. Meanwhile, the Vice President , mike pence, is on the first day of a sixday trip to south and central america. He is literally distancing himself from the president right now. Pence is in buenos aires to beef up his foreign credentials for when he becomes president in a few months. [ laughter ] mike pence, he asked for 700 visas for his advance team for the trip, and thats not even counting the politicians and diplomats traveling with him. 700 people. Is this a business trip or mike pences summer beach blast . [ laughter ] so before he left for colombia the Vice President was in indiana at the indiana state house for the unveiling of his official portrait. He was governor of indiana and as is the custom they commissioned a painter to capture his likeness, which will hang for all time. One, two, three. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my wow. [ cheers and applause ] thats i like that. The artist did a great job. Mikes not too bad in the Body Department either. There are rumors that mike pence may be positioning himself to be president if for some or many reasons trump does not run in 2020. But donald trump is not showing any signs of that yet. The elections still more than three years away. His campaign for reelection started yesterday with this commercial, a real commercial that aims to highlight his many achievements thus far. Democrats obstructing. The media attacking our president. Career politicians standing in the way of success. But President Trumps plan is working. 1 million jobs created. More americans working than ever before. Unemployment lowest since 2001. The stock market, alltime record highs. The Strongest Military in decades. The president s enemies dont want him to succeed. But americans are saying let President Trump do his job. Im donald trump, and i approve of white supremacists. [ laughter ] jimmy thats an unfortunate freeze right there. All right. Were going to take a break. When we come back, a new season of bachelor in paradise is here and so is our own reality dating show, baby bachelor in paradise. Episode 2 is next. So stick around. Well be right back. Dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by blue buffalo. Oh, its actually. Sfx short balloon squeal its ver. Sfx balloon squeals ok can we. Sfx balloon squeals goodbye oof, that milk in your coffee was messing with you, wasnt it . Try lactaid, its real milk, without that annoying lactose. Good right . Yeah. Lactaid. The milk that doesnt mess with you. No splashing wait so you got rid of verizon, just like that . Uhhuh. I switched to tmobile, kept my phoneeverything on it oh, they even paid it off wow yeah. 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Yes, there was trouble in paradise. As accusations and allegations ran wild. Rest assured that our intention as always was to make a show about summer fun. Jimmy oh, really . [ laughter ] that truly was the most dramatic introduction in bachelor in paradise history. So one of the guys on the show this year is ben. Ben zorn. He was on caitlyns season of the bachelorette. But ben seems less interested in finding love than he does in talking about his furry best friend. Ive got a puppy. I got him at ten weeks old. His names zeus. Im such a dog person. I love the black and brown. I love the black and brown combo. I think youve got the right game plan, bro. Ive got a dog back home. Im taking a chance and see what happens in paradise. I mean, i put a lot aside to be here. I miss my dog a lot. Im not here to waste my time. I have back dog at home that i miss very much. Jimmy he really loves that dog. [ laughter ] that dogs probably like you know what, take your time on the island. Make some human friends. Im fine. [ laughter ] as you may know, im the proud producer slash host of a new bachelor spinoff show. Its starring kids. And tonight im pleased as fruit punch to bring you episode 2 of baby bachelor in paradise. First there was the baby bachelor. Im wesley, the baby bachelor. Then the baby bachelorette. I think my husband is in that limo. Jimmy and now we bring you welcome to paradise. Jimmy baby bachelor in paradise. Let me know if you guys need anything else. Bob. He missed a spot. He missed a spot. Camera 7. She was pretty rude to the bartender. Hi, brandon. I do have a secret. Theres something i can probably tell you. Dont worry about it. Ss tell what it is. Jimmy the secret is two feet tall with pigtails on her head and murder in her heart. [ laughter ] oh, no. Charlie. Surprise surprise. Hes my husband. He has a wife . Were separated. Come home with me. No. Get out of here. He doesnt want you. Get out of here. I wish her the best but she needs to move on. Nice job, little baby. Three days. Maisie, are you crazy . Im really crazy. Jimmy oh, youre really crazy . And youre looking for a man who understands that. Yeah. Jimmy and who can deal with that. I dont know. Jimmy you seem confused. Are you at a crossroads right now, maisie . Yeah. Jimmy do you think you and brendan have what it takes to go all the way . Yeah. Jimmy you do. And where are you going to go . I want to go to disneyland. Jimmy you want to go to disneyland. That is the happiest place on earth. I hope that is a Magic Kingdom for the two of you. Yeah. Jimmy after brendans baby mama drama alex and cosette share a romantic moment. Get it for me. Alex is tough but hes really nice. Thank you for the coin. Youre welcome. You act tough but you are a good man. Im not the bad guy that everybody thinks i am. She kissed me. [ laughter ] thats a big deal. Im going to get you. Donovan stole her from me. That guy made a big mistake. Whats your favorite animal . Unicorn. The motorcycles following us. You cant follow us. He almost killed us. It was great. [ laughter ] youre the best. Jimmy on the next baby bachelor in paradise, sparks fly between aidan and kennedy. But ethan refuses to play nice. Charlie hits rock bottom. And the return of did you guys miss me . No . Jimmy bad chad. Wheres all the adults . Jimmy next time on baby bachelor in paradise. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy good question, chad. We have a great show tonight. We have music from Bryson Tiller. Paula patton is here. And well be right back with ray romano. [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by guldens mustard. Add zest to every bite with guldens. And live tv. The channels you love. Your favorite shows and movies. Making your iphone into more of a. Oh my tv is ringing. Hey. Im in the middle of a. A second iphone from at t . 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Tonight, from the show somewhere between, which airs tuesday nights here on abc, paula patton is here. Then this is his album. Its called true to self. Bryson tiller from the mercedesbenz outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night on the show this will be good. Floyd mayweather jr. Will be here tomorrow. Chrissy metz will be here and comedian charles gould. And later this week, zach galifianakis, salma hayek, lake bell, jay ellis, with music from midland and bearstronaut. So please join us for all of that. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight has an emmy and a peabody on his shelf and four peoples Choice Awards he threw in the garbage all at home. His new show is called get shorty. It airs sundays at 10 00 on epix. Please welcome ray romano. [ cheers and applause ] easy easy [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you . That is jimmy everybodys excited because a couple just got engaged here in the audience. I saw that. Where are they . Hows it going so far . [ laughter ] because its different after youre engaged, right . Because now theyve locked the door. I dont know. Congratulations. Jimmy it seems like maybe he locked the door to a cage that she needs to now get out of based on the reaction that we got earlier. Well, its fun. Were both this is you in how many years are you married . 3 1 2. Jimmy this is you in 3 1 2. And this is you in 30 years. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy its pretty much the same, though. How are you doing . You go on trips and stuff and have fun. We just got back. Jimmy where did you go . We went to the exotic jersey shore. We go to the jersey shore. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you go every year . I did it when i lived in queens. I grew up in queens, new york. Then when we moved to l. A. For the tv show as a tradition i said we still want to do this because its this great its called long beach island. Its this great island right off the garden state parkway. [ cheers ] family oriented. Ice cream, mini golf. So we still do it. And then all my relatives that still live in new york come and visit us for three weeks. Jimmy thats nice. Your whole family goes, kids and everything . Yeah. The kids are bigger now. So they dont stay we go for three weeks. You know, my wife is not as pumped as i am about it. Jimmy oh, really . Why . Because she wants to fly to new york and then continue to europe. Jimmy i see. [ laughter ] you just stop right there. I want to stop there. Jimmy what do you do while youre there . Nothing . Nothing . Jimmy i dont know. If you call getting custard every night nothing. [ laughter ] and mini golf. Everywhere you look theres theres like about 20 theres a 16milelong island. Id say theres about 30 mini golf courses. Jimmy for real . Yes. Every couple blocks. And we only go to one, though. Jimmy you do this . Because youre a serious golfer. And im a serious mini golfer. [ laughter ] yes. No, theres a great one. Theres one that were loyal to and we only go to that one. Flamingo golf. Its called flamingo golf. The front nines easy but the back nine [ laughter ] we go. We go every night. We love it. Jimmy i know you take golf very seriously when you play. Do you take mini golf seriously as well . I do. Unfortunately i do. Theres a tournament every week. Jimmy oh, there is . Yeah. Jimmy youre in. Its thursdays at 9 00. [ laughter ] every thursday at 9 00 theres a tournament. Theres age groups. Ive won it. And then they take your picture and your pictures up there for the week holding like a little plastic trophy. Yeah. Jimmy do you bring your own putter or are you using the one they i use the one they have. Jimmy you do. Okay. But i do bring a caddie. [ laughter ] jimmy are you the only one in the tournament or does your family play in the tournament . No, theyre all there. But not my wife. My wife, shes no. Shes looking up europe trips. Yes. [ laughter ] and the people there are very nice. I got comped we went to the pizza place. They comped our dinner, and it actually cost me more. Ill tell you what happened. [ laughter ] jimmy why . Because for the first time my brother, before we before the bill came, said i got it. My brother said i got it. Hes a new york city cop and this and that. So i dont make him pay. But he wanted to be big guy. So he said i got it. I went all right. And they have a tip jar. Its a little pizza place on the island. I go you know, what ill take care of the tip. So ive got to bigtime it. So im taking a 20 out for the guys. You know. And then the owner looks at us and says its on me. Hes comping the whole dinner. So now my brothers off the hook but ive got to up the tip now. Ive got to 100 it now into the tip jar. So we got comped and i got screwed somehow. [ laughter ] jimmy you are very close with your family. You and your whole family came to my house for dinner a couple of months ago. That was nice. I enjoyed being with you guys. A lovely dinner. There was a couple other people there. Couple of couples and families. Jimmy yes. And i brought something from that dinner. And if you dont mind, im just going to tell the people. You have a lovely house. Jimmy thank you. You have a photo booth in your house. You have one of the photo booths that you can go in the couples so the couples were going in and jimmy my home is like a chuck e. Cheese in a lot of ways. [ laughter ] yes. We went in, and my wife and i went in and we got our strip, you know, with the four shots. Ive done it many times. You would think i would know how to use a photo booth. Jimmy sure. Yeah. Im not saying you need to put instructions in your photo booth. Where do i show this . Jimmy ill hold it up if you want. This is the four strips that we have. And i love it. [ laughter ] there you go. [ applause ] it actually looks like im in pain. Jimmy for sure. And this is kind of artistic. Just the elbow. Jimmy its artistic and it also looks like you gave up. Youre like, eh, lets go. Im going to treasure that. Jimmy hey, you have a big birthday coming up in december. I hope you dont mind me mentioning it. 60 years old. [ cheers and applause ] how do you feel about it . Well, then i hope you dont mind me mentioning you have a big one. Jimmy thats right. Youve got a 50. Jimmy in november ill be turning 50. Thats right. [ cheers and applause ] and how are you 50 is kind of look, its going to be rough. 60, i know, ive got to get used to it. But 50 is where you enter like colonoscopyville, right . [ laughter ] i dont know if youve jimmy i have not. We dont need to know. Jimmy do i really need to do that right away . Like right away . Not right away. But we could go together if you want. [ laughter ] jimmy i would love to. I took you know, this is a story. A real quick story. My wife. Shes going to kill me for this. But i drove her to her routine colonoscopy. This is a couple months ago. You should pay attention. This guy should [ laughter ] no. I dropped her off. It was here in beverly hills. Again, everything was fine. It was routine. And he said come back in two hours. I had to come back in two hours, to pick her up. So im driving around and i saw a Little Candle shop. Flower shop kind of thing. And i thought you know what, im going to pick up a little gift for when i im going to score points. Its all about scoring points, buddy. Im going to have a little picking you up from your colonoscopy gift when i pick her up. [ laughter ] so i go in the store and nobodys there. Theres a lovely young woman behind the counter. She goes can i help you . I say yeah, i want to get a little gift for my wife. And she goes oh, thats sweet. Whats the occasion . [ laughter ] so i immediately i dont like to lie to people but i know im going to and i real quick i said im picking her up from the airport. I was proud of myself. Right . I thought thatll hold her over. And then she no. Shes oh, wheres she coming in from . [ laughter ] yes. And again, snap quick, not as good this time. Germany. I dont know why. [ laughter ] germany. Yeah. And then she continued like this should be the end of it. She goes, oh, i have relatives in germany. What part . And im just like, i cant im done. I cant do this. And i told her, listen, im not picking her up from the airport. Im taking the candle to the cemetery. [ laughter ] i didnt want to tell her. I would rather tell her my wife passed away than tell her im bringing a candle jimmy ray romano is here. His show is called get shorty. Well be right back after this. When i walked through for a cigarette, thats when i knew i had to quit. For real this time. Thats why im using nicorette. Only nicorette gum has patented dualcoated technology for great taste, plus intense craving relief. Every great why needs a great how. Welcome to maxx you. Hd5. And are pulled together. You follow your own lead and show your strength. Always comfortable in your own skin. We see what makes you unique. 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Im going to get miles daley on the phone. No. Tell him that you didnt mean it. I did mean it. At the time. This morning a little less so. But you have to let them know whos the boss here. You want a good deal on a car . You walk out of the dealership. If they go with another producer they dont know anybody. Producers in harump, nevada are cooking meth. Jimmy thats ray romano in get shorty. [ cheers and applause ] which i liked a lot. I thought the shows really good. I noted that your hair in that scene looks thats exactly what my hair looks like on the weekends. Exactly. I based that hair on brian grazer. You know brian grazer . Jimmy yeah. The producer. I play a washedup producer. Now, brian grazer is an alist producer. I just want to say that. Im just basing the hair on him. But its a great cool thing. Its loosely based on the movie get shorty. Jimmy theres the book get shorty. And theres the movie with john travolta. And its not exactly the same. No, this is different characters and its a little dirtier and more it gets pretty gritty. Jimmy isnt it funny now tv shows are dirtier than the movies were. Yeah. Thats what works now. Dirt and grit. [ laughter ] yeah. But they really capture the tone good. Jimmy does anyone in your family work on the show . On get shorty. No, they dont. But someone in my family jimmy works here. Right. Works here. I dont know if you know this but youve been kind enough to employ my son, one of my sons, one of my twin boys, matt has worked here three i think years. Right . Jimmy three years. Hes a great kid. We love matt, actually. [ applause ] and the last two times i came hes come out and took a bow. I dont want to break with tradition. Jimmy okay. Why not . Is he back there . There he is. He knows whats going on. [ cheers and applause ] hello. Jimmy whats happening, matt . I guess that answers the question is there a dress code when you work for jimmy kimmel. [ laughter ] jimmy actually, he is one of the betterdressed people here at the show. Thank you. Matt, say thank you. Thank you, jimmy. Jimmy thats not necessary. But youre welcome. Thanks. Go to work. Go to work. [ applause ] jimmy hes a very good kid. You and your wife must be very proud because hes always in a good mood. Hes a worker. Hes a good kid. You know, hes getting a little up hes 24. So i like that what youre doing here with him. And he needs to my wife wants grandchildren. So he needs to pick up the pace there. [ laughter ] jimmy does matt have a girlfriend . Its funny because we dont know whether he broke up. He had one, and they wont tell us they dont talk. Theyre not like girls. My daughter says everything that happens to her every day. [ laughter ] we have no idea what this will be good. Hold on. Matt. Matt. [ laughter ] come here. Come over here. [ applause ] stay right there. Jimmys got a question. Go ahead. Jimmy i just wanted to know if you have a girlfriend. No. Not right now. No girlfriend. Ah. All right. This is a great way to get info. Jimmy this is a way to communicate with your family. Go get one. Get a girlfriend. Im doing my best. Why dont you have one . Youre a goodlooking hes a goodlooking boy. Isnt he a goodlooking boy . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes cute. Hes especially cute when hes embarrassed. You know . Yeah. Jimmy why dont you have one . I dont know. All right. How about this . How about we get him one . No. Yeah. Wheres the camera . [ applause ] look in the camera. I dont want to do that. Say hi. To the right there. Show them the smile. Smile. No. Come on. Jimmy make your pitch. Make your pitch. Do something. Say show them your teeth. I paid money for braces. [ laughter ] jimmy go ahead, matt. Ill do it for you. Listen, ladies. [ laughter ] hes a good kid. Good listener. He keeps his room clean. Hes had all his shots. [ laughter ] im on tinder. This is unnecessary. Tinder is [ bleep ]. You have to do this. [ laughter ] sorry. You have a car. Youve still got a car. Hes what else can we say . Jimmy kimmel is his uncle. [ laughter ] so you can get tickets whenever you want. Jimmy yeah. Sure. Whatever you need. Yes. You know he knows spanish. No. I dont. I dont know spanish. [ laughter ] jimmy i didnt know that. But you understand it. Guillermo, Say Something to him. Say something. Guillermo [ speaking spanish ]. He understood that. He understood that. [ laughter ] [ applause ] so call. Wait a minute. He has a twin. He has an identical twin. So you know, god forbid anything should happen to him. [ laughter ] its like he has an understudy. Were good. You dont need are you kidding . This is you know what we do . Put your phone number up on the screen. No. [ laughter ] 818 [ cheers and applause ] get out of here. Jimmy i think thats going to be great for him. We want to have grandchildren. Jimmy its great to have parents in show business, isnt it . His mother needs grandchildren. 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She is the star of somewhere between, which airs tuesday nights here on abc. Please welcome paula patton. [ cheers and applause ] where are you from . Los angeles. Jimmy okay. All right. I thought maybe the two kisses was a european thing. You know, ive learned this thing, heart to heart. If you do it it feels different. Jimmy if you hug heart to heart . Yeah. Usually we try to avoid each other. Jimmy i have to first think of the pledge of allegiance before i were to hug anyone heart to heart. Because i never know which side my heart is. So then i go like this and then i would have to figure out the reverse image of where your heart is. Which would be here, right . It is here, yes. Jimmy isnt the hug like a sideways kind of hug . [ laughter ] i have to catch my bearings because wait, this isnt what i thought it would be. Jimmy you grew up in l. A. Were your parents in the entertainment business . No. My moms a teacher, my dads a lawyer. But yeah, i did grow up here. Jimmy what neighborhood did you grow up in . I grew up in Cheviot Hills over by 20th century fox. Jimmy but did you have celebrity friends as a kid or was did like one of those things not that many. But l. A. Is kind of a coal mining town. Everybody here jimmy industry. Is somehow connected to hollywood. Gary coleman lived across the street from me. Jimmy thats a good one. It was. It was a very good one. Jimmy when he was a kid well, he was always a kid in a way. [ laughter ] when he was a child . Yes. No, in the height of his fame. Absolutely. Jimmy when he was on different strokes he was living across the street. He was. Jimmy did you interact with him . Absolutely. My brother was more friends with him than i was but we were friends with him and his family. Jimmy thats the best thing i ever heard. So would you go to his home and he would come to your home . You know, that was like the time that everybody was into trains. He had a really cool train set. Like silver spoons kind of. Jimmy people magazine. We definitely did that. Jimmy you went and looked at his trains . Yeah. We got to touch the trains. Jimmy you got to touch the trains. Yes. Jimmy thats unbelievable. Did you ever bring him like to school for show and tell or anything like that . No. But i think it was my third grade birthday and he came over and it was quite the hit. Everybody was like how did you get gary coleman to come . This, that. But he came. Jimmy way better than a juggler for sure. Without question. [ laughter ] jimmy thats very exciting. Did you see your former costar from Mission Impossible tom cruise get hurt i heard about this. Jimmy lets look at this real quick because i want you to see because i need to ask you something about this. So this is he was shooting this movie and you can see he i told him like a million times not to do his own stunts and yet he continues to do that. Wow. Jimmy so when you did your movie with him did you feel pressure to do your own stunts yourself because he was doing his own stunts . You know, i dont know if it was pressure but i think it was a it was like the competitive spirit. You wanted to do it too. Jimmy you have to in a way. Yeah. Youre inspired by him. You dont have to, no. But certainly i wanted to. Jimmy and did he have you doing anything ridiculous like that . Nothing ridiculous. I mean, its always in hindsight you realize what youre doing. When he was hanging off the burj khalifa which at the time was the highest building. The tallest building. They were still building it. So we were doing this scene where he was just hanging out like i dont know, whatever harness they have for you. Outside of this building. And then we were meant to it was myself, simon pegg and Jeremy Renner were talking to him through the window. And then each take they needed us to edge further outside the window, which is like really high up. And for me it was funny because i had this tight dress on. So i couldnt wear a harness. Everybody else had a harness. I just had a guy holding my ankles. Jimmy for real . [ laughter ] yeah. Which is usually a good time. [ laughter ] jimmy not in this case. Wow. Tell us about your show. Its called somewhere between. Why is it called somewhere between . Oh, gosh. There are so many reasons. You know when you start work on a show, its all about those shades of gray, all those moments in between in life where life gets complicated. So thats like the subtext. Theyre like you know when youre sitting at home and wanting to talk about things version. But its a story about a woman who gets a Second Chance at changing her fate. And something you know when you think to yourself if this happened, the most crazy thing happened, the worst thing happened, what would you do . It sort of entertains that question. And then from there its a wild ride. Jimmy i see. Thats the somewhere between part of it. Somewhere between. You learn about all of those somewhere between bits about you. Because this woman who you meet at the beginning is not the one you see at the end. Jimmy are you doing your own stunts on this . I hope not. You know, they dont want you to do much like glass stuff. And im prone to cutting. Jimmy well, learn from tom cruise. He was nearly we nearly lost a National Treasure right there. This is true. Jimmy its very good to see you. Congratulations on the show. Paula patton, somewhere between, tuesday nights on abc. Well be right back with Bryson Tiller. [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live concert experience is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. If you like cinnamon toast crunch then youll love strawberry. French toast. And new Apple Cinnamon toast crunch. From our crazy delicious family to yours. Crave those crazy squares jimmy the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy thanks to ray romano, paula patton, apologies to matt damon. We ran out of time for him. Nightline is next. But first, his album is called true to self. You can see him on tour through september. Here with the song run me dry, Bryson Tiller [ cheers and applause ] hey check check i think she love me cause i got the check on me wan spend the day and flex on me put a curse and hex on me scratch out my name put the x on me you should come check on me talk dirty and caress on me it might as well get undressed for me love how you get that for me put a lot of stress on me you used to obsess for me call the station and request for me you done went and got a big head on me youre running me dry oh girl youre running me dry cried my last tear drop saw bad when i told her bring it here drop down pick it up up up swing it around ima go go go hands up hands up oh youre the reason i even saw bad when i told her bring it here drop down pick it up up up swing it around ima go go go drop that down ima pick it up up up swing it around ima go go go ayy ayy ayy ayy used to break my neck for you spend my paycheck on you put my account in the red for you damn near put myself in debt for you you made me obsessed for you thought i had the same effect on you couldnt see i was the best for you now you gotta figure out whats next for you now you feel regret oh do you baby i could care less for you trust im not even sweating you you ran me dry better yet its still you out of respect for you i curbed on the internet for you i lost all respect for you baby its my turn to flex on you youre running me dry oh girl youre running me dry cried my last tear drop saw bad when i told em bring it here drop down pick it up up up swing it around ima go go go drop that down ima pick it up up up swing it around ima go l. A. Here we go drop down pick it up up up swing it around ima go go drop that down ima pick it up up up swing it around ima go go go make some noise [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. Tonight, lives on the line. Harvey extends its devastating reach to eastern texas. Were with a navy search and rescue team rushing to evacuate a shelter. Just take your medicine. Were okay. Were okay. Just before a flood overtakes the city of beaumont. First responders breaking through rooftops. A mother relives her worst moment. He just started crying, and he was saying, mom, im going to drown. Over 100,000 homes destroyed. So many displaced. Plus, a dream deferred . The socalled dreamers, undocumented immigrants brought to america as children, protected from deportation under president obamas daca policy. But is the trump administration