When the news dropped in 2019 that Jeffrey Epstein had committed suicide in his cell at a Manhattan jail, Epstein didn't kill himself became a meme immediately, and was spread by everyone from Joe Rogan to Arizona Congressman Paul Gosar, to Ricky Gervais, to everyone you follow on Twitter. The sentence was repeated so often that it largely seems to have been accepted as truth, but when you really look at it, Epstein was murdered is just as dumb as any other conspiracy theory.