Look, these frothy conspiracy theories about the Clintons, Jeffrey Epstein, the Mena Airport in the 1980s, Vince Foster, etc., etc., have had a longer half-life that a melted-down Russian nuclear reactor, and make for many comic memes on TWiP, and in any case, such purported conspiracies violate Hayward's First Law of Implausible Conspiracies, which runs as follows: Cp=1/ where Cp represents the probability of an actual conspiracy as the reciprocal