Nick
That, dear readers, is the sound Jean-Karlo made when he found out we tricked him into covering another vampire show! Surprise!
You call a show "
MARS RED" and you think, "Huh, maybe it'll be a fun sci-fi. Maybe some giant robots, maybe a cute futuristic OL." Nope. Just these pasty losers whining about a beast they be lest a beast they become. You couldn't even get Aaliyah involved, ya cheap bastards...
Hey now, this isn't just any old vampire show. This is an
artistic vampire show. You can tell because they tweaked the aspect ratio to personally make all our screencaps awkward. Also the premiere opens with a vampire lady reciting