Dear Reverend,
I recently got a job that requires me to do a lot of driving. I try to do my business before I leave my house, but I must have the smallest bladder in the world because, no matter what, I always have to pee. I'm afraid to use public restrooms because of the pandemic, but I'm also scared to go outside. I know it's not good to hold it too long, so what's a girl to do?
P.P. LePue (female, 26)
Dear P.P. LePue,
Aside from the usual non-COVID-19 cooties, public restrooms aren't particularly more dangerous than any other indoor space. Before you head out for the day, research possible stops along your route. If you would feel better about a one-person bathroom, gas stations are often good for that. Call around and inquire. Asking weird questions on the phone is always fun.