Donald Trump And His Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad LOLsuit Against Hillary Clinton: This one is just absurd.
Get Your Umbrellas, Associates: Choate and Baker Botts are making it rain, and so are all the rest of these law firms. Brown Rudnick is making it rain to a lesser degree, and Fish is making it rain, too, but only some associates get Cravath cash.
The Embarrassing 8: Don't forget to vote in our bracket for the most disgraced Trump lawyer.
It's Convenient When You 'Forget' About Illegal Campaign Contributions: Less convenient when you get convicted.