Just like
The Biggest Loser, which has a stunningly poor success rate when it comes to contestants keeping the weight off,
MAFS has equally failed to yield more than a sprinkling of successful relationships across its eight Australian seasons.
And just like watching
MAFS could actually damage your relationship.
While each consecutive season has been a veritable "hold my beer" of escalating toxic behaviour when compared to the last, the current season, which, perhaps thankfully, will thump to a halt on Sunday night, has pulled out all the stops.
So problematic has the treatment of Melissa been at the hands of puce-hued villain, Bryce, that a Change.org petition requesting an apology from Channel 9 has already amassed nearly 15,000 signatures.