The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! Good Morning, Portland: Won't you join me in screaming at the sky? It's Friday—but it's gonna be one of THOSE Fridays. Let's hit the cream cheese. IN LOCAL NEWS:• Earlier this week...