If you can't read a good book without stopping every few pages to tweet about it, you might be what we call Extremely Online. You unabashedly distinguish between real life and digital life by using phrases like IRL versus URL, you disabled the Screen Time app on your iPhone because you don't need that kind of judgement. Maybe you're so online that it's your job to write about social media, and even when you're not working, you're still thinking about the vice grip that Meta has on your life. Okay, that last one hit a bit too close to home.