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Mon 2/1/2021 2:14 PM
My name is Joseph J. Simons, the Chairman, Federal Trade Commission.
As the economic and catastrophic impact of the CoronaViruspandemic continues to hit hard on individuals and businesses, the Federal Trade Commission has been contracted by the US Treasury and Federal Reserve Board to expedite the release of all outstanding compensation/inheritance/relief funds owed to individuals and small businesses and be sure that all funds are paid to befitting beneficiaries within the shortest possible time.
Due to this development, we have been assigned to step into the immediate processing of all outstanding payments to enable all beneficiaries receive their funds as soon as possible. Fortunately, you have been selected alongside a few other beneficiaries to receive a payment of $950,000 (Nine Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars only) through the FederalReserveBank of New York.