Field in lincolnshire. The ministry of defence has described the incident, which took place near raf coningsby , took place near raf coningsby, as a tragic accident. Police and Emergency Services responded just before 120 this afternoon and the pilot, who has not yet been named , was declared dead at been named, was declared dead at the scene. Now its thought that the scene. Now its thought that the aircraft was taking part in a battle of Britain Memorial event. A battle of Britain Memorial event. The mans family has been event. The mans family has been informed and an investigation is now underway. Rishi sunak has described the pilots death as awful news, while sir keir starmer said he was deeply saddened. Sir ed davey has saddened. Sir ed davey has claimed that the lib dems are way more in tune with young voters after sir keir starmer pledged to lower the voting age to 16. Sir ed pointed to his partys position on housing gaza and the European Union as examples of their youth appeal. Examples of their youth appeal. The major parties have been pitching their messages to voters on this the first weekend of the election campaign. Speaking to reporters, the labour leader said young people deserve to have their say. 16 and 17 year olds voting. 16 and 17 year olds voting. They can go out and work. They can serve in our armed forces and of course, if they are out and of course, if they are out and working, they pay tax and therefore they should have a say over how the money theyre paying over how the money theyre paying in is being used. So yes, i want to see that for vote 16 and 17 year olds if you can work, if you can pay tax, if you can serve in your armed forces, then you ought to be able to vote. Bit of breaking news a 17 year old boy has been arrested on suspicion of murder after a 16 year old boy was stabbed to death in hayes, west london. The victim has been named as kamari johnson, the met police says officers were called around 1 30 pm. On friday. The suspect was arrested this evening and remains in custody. Police are appealing for anyone who may have footage of the incident to come forward. And finally, a 17 come forward. And finally, a 17 year old boy from lancashire remains in custody after being arrested on suspicion of murder after a woman was found dead on after a woman was found dead on a beach in bournemouth late last night. Dorset police saying that night. Dorset police saying that they were called to reports of two women stabbed on durley chine beach at around 1145. A 34 year old was pronounced dead at the scene. A 38 year old was taken to hospital with serious injuries. Police say she injuries. Police say she continues to receive treatment there. Right . For all the latest there. Right . For all the latest stories , sign up to gb news stories, sign up to gb news alerts by scanning the qr code on your screen or go to gb news. Carmela, its time now for our for our headliners. For our headliners. Hello and welcome to headliners, your first look at sundays newspapers through the prism of three comedians. Im josh howie, and if they ever did make a british remake of bad boys, surely these two would be a shoo in. Its bruce devlin and nick dixon. Hey, guys. Good evening. Which one would you be . Will smith or unrwa . I dont think ive seen that one. Did you see beaches or bad boys . Bad boys . What . Youve never seen bad boys . Its a classic buddy comedy starring will smith and martin lawrence. Its a buddy cop buddy movie in the classic genre. Yes, and theres bad boys two. And then theres going to be bad boys three, which is very exciting. And its quite similar because they dont like each other. Thats what hes going with. Oh, and one and ones much more famous and beloved. What three men who who you would just tell me about your detritus on your trash. Id relax. Thats all. Fair thats all fair. I mean, i just threw it in randomly, but i am very impressed with you, nick, that you managed to actually genuinely draw some sort of parallels. Ive got good material out of it. Josh, throw me anything. Ill work with it. All right, lets keep that energy going for the rest of the show. Were going to have a quick look at the front pages. First. We have the mail on sunday. Rishi ill Bring Back National Service the sunday telegraph pm. I will Bring Back National Service. The observer reeves slams reckless sunak over £64 billion tax cut pledge. The sunday times tory plan for all 18 year olds to do National Service. The sunday express. Service. The sunday express. Rishi ill bring in National Service. Im guessing that he won the sunday papers there. And finally, the daily star sunday did the earth move for me . And those were your front pages. Those were your front pages. Well, bruce, this is the story that most of the newspapers have gone with. Tell us what the mail is saying. Is it about rishi bringing back National Service . It just happens to be about this incredible quiz. So what he has said was that hes going to do two things. School leavers will either be able to enrol on a 12 month placement or do some kind of volunteering on a monthly basis in their community. Yeah, im not necessarily sure that anyones going to listen considering that he wouldnt use an umbrella. He doesnt seem nice. You dont think that hes now worthy of the respect he hasnt won, even though he wears adidas trainers . Hes a cool dude. Trainers . Hes a cool dude. Do you think he is . No no obviously no no no no no, i dont think anyones going to listen. Would you. So you dont think this is a vote winner . Its not. Its mandatory. Thats what the word mandatory is. They have to do it. No, no, no i understand what the word means. Im fat, not stupid. But yes, i just dont think people are going to go for it, do you . Well, would you want one of your children to do it . I think i actually would. I mean, theres an argument, nick, isnt there, that this kind of kills a lot of birds with one stone. We havent a shortage in the in the army. Theres the idea that this would bring together national unity. This is also would get people, those who go for the voluntary stuff thats kind of unpaid labour there. Theres nothing wrong with it in principle. It just feels a bit like one of those things that the tories occasionally throw out, like, oh, well bring back grammar schools. I mean, id love it if they did, but they wont. This is a bit similar. Its like, oh, National Service, thatll get a few older people voting tory. Its just one of those soundbites. Its not very serious. Its kind of like the smoking ban. Its not serious. You focus on immigration, the economy, the nhs. This is what people are concerned about as we will come up in a story later. Those are peoples main concerns. Its very kind of rishi just sort of whack a mole politics. And also theres a sinister undertone to it, which is that andrew bridgen claimed the other day that were already at war with russia. So every time i hear these kind of war type things, i think, are they sort of softening us up for the revelation that were going to be in a war with russia . Of course, the smoking ban. Of course, the smoking ban. Oh, well, he wanted to ban smoking. Now hes got rid of it. He doesnt have time because hes, as it says here, surprise himself with his own staff election. So he wanted to ban smoking. Hes got rid of it. Its just a bit sort of tokenism what i mean. Oh, National Service, its very kind of this rishi government, very kind of hit and miss tokenism , nonsense. Hit and miss tokenism, nonsense. Its not something that people have been talking about before, and it certainly isnt something that people are clamouring for, as you say, in terms of peoples needs, housing, the nhs, but i wonder if it will resonate. And of course, the genius about it is, is that the people who dont want it to happen, i. E. 17 year olds cant vote, of course. Yeah, well get on to that. Not yet. No. Well, there we go. Right. Moving on to the observer now, nick. Yeah, theyve got reeves. Well, firstly, theyve got man united winning. Lets just say that with a brilliant two one victory against man city, the fa cup. Josh the fa cup rugby against man city. You have all the money all the dodgy financial fair play and good old man united beat them two one. And though erik ten hag may still be sacked because its a tough its a tough old game. Its like hearing is blah blah blah. Its like me smashing headliners but i have to be sacked anyway. This is kind of unfair. Its like hes won the fa cup, but he may have to. He may be sacked and replaced anyway, but thats the football. Then we got reeves slams, reckless sunak over 64 billion tax cut pledges. So reeves is playing the oh im sensible card. Im going to be the prudent one. And shes shes comparing rishi to liz truss because honestly rishi has come out with a load of vague tax stuff last minute and hunt has the things in themselves are not bad, like getting rid of inheritance tax would be good green levies. Theyre going to scrap 4 billion of green levies. Im for that without even knowing what they are. But, shes obviously just going to say, well, youre rushing like truss. And thats quite a sort of damning thing you can say now in the post truss era. Never rush like truss. Never rush like truss. Exactly. Fools rush in. Exactly. Fools rush in. No, but i think we should make it. Oh, yeah. No, a hashtag truss. No, a hashtag truss. Truss. Truss. Bruce. Normally in traditional elections its always, tories who seem to be slamming into labour for their fiscal responsibilities. Certainly thats where it was in 2019. Free broadband and all these other ideas. Now its the other way round. But isnt the whole kind of electorial debate just them slamming into each other . Slamming into each other . I mean, it is, but but usually this is the tories. The economy is the one thing that tories will be able to successfully. Well, it was a friend of mine that had said that what people will forget in the upcoming election is that the tories fiscal policies are beginning to work and then they think when labour get in, labour will take credit for that. So. Well, its i mean, the argument, what do you think. Is it that thats tory. Is it sunak. Can it that thats tory. Is it sunak. Can he claim something. Well hes claiming that. Or is it just Energy Prices have dropped. Dropped. Yeah. Well hes claiming isnt he. Ive halved inflation. So thats the claim. But yes many people are arguing that was going to happen anyway. Yeah. So well well see. All right. Well lets go on to the sunday times nick. So they have the of course the National Service again. And theyve got a picture of Carrie Fisher as well from star wars. But theyve also an man united. But theyve also got streeting. Well cut out the cultural rot in nhs. This is wes streeting who of course is, you know, he survived cancer and so on. He knows a bit about the nhs and hes able to attack the nhs because hes labour and hes not the nasty party, the tories, who arent allowed to do anything because everyones like, oh, they want to privatise your nan or whatever, but hes allowed to do it. So he talks about quite an interesting thing that he was, had a phone call saying, can you from the nhs saying, can you stop going on about all these waiting lists and people dying . Not because it wasnt happening, but because it was their 74th birthday and they didnt want it spoilt. So hes saying this is completely wrong and we need to get rid of this. We need to have radical candour, get rid of what he calls a denialism. And i completely agree with this. He talks about it as well. He says the reformation, we need a reformation of the National Religion. Im not sure how much irony he says that with, because in the past hes criticised us, calling it us treating it like a National Religion. So i guess hes thats a little bit of snark, maybe saying that we shouldnt be treating it as a National Religion, which of course, we shouldnt. What is the National Religion . Well, its meant to be. Its meant to be the church of england, but its actually the nhs and as far as i can tell, and wokeness , i think wokeness. And wokeness, i think wokeness. Yeah, thats what we say on this channel. I know you dont. You dont say it as much. Its interesting that you say that hes allowed to say this because hes labour, but actually hes very much playing against a core part of the labour vote who see any threat to the nhs. And in terms of wes streeting just being quite adult about it, like they will have to be changed, they will have to be outsourcing to some, as there already has been to some private companies , and there are those companies, and there are those on the left who see him at this as a massive betrayal. Bruce. But is it is that candour actually something that most people would respond to . I think so, because i think the nhs isnt for. It was when it was conceived , if you see it was conceived, if you see what i mean. Its very different andifs what i mean. Its very different and its under an incredible amount of pressure and stuff. So if you are going to have to outsource stuff, ill just be honest about it. Its a bit like when people were worried about the horsemeat in lasagne , god, the horsemeat in lasagne, god, those are tough. Those were the days. But yeah, you just say whats in the lasagne . So just say whats happening in the nhs. Say whats happening in the nhs. I mean, but i mean, thats a really good point. And they do sell horse lasagne in the hospital. Still not sell. They give it to you, they make you eat it. Yeah. Yeah. Well lets continue this in analogy, nick. It seems like there are many institutions who are still trying to feed us horse meat. Its not just the nhs. No, its all our institutions. You could argue many. So yeah, its absolutely. But my point is simply that labour has more Political Capital to criticise the nhs because theyre not perceived as the nasty party who wants to privatise everything. So they have i see your point. They havent been in control for the last 14 years as well. So yeah. Yes. And under labour the nhs wasnt. But lets see if they actually do it because so far all anyones ever done with the nhs is pump more money into it. So lets see if they can actually reform work in when in tony blairs did it. Yeah it did. The waiting list went way down. Their investment worked. There was that old clip, to be fair, wasnt there, about people complaining about the times being too short . Do you remember the waiting list were too short and they were complaining because it was confusing to get my shoes on and the doctor wants to see me. Oh yeah. Itd be nice if that happened again. And finally, bruce, what are the daily star going with . Well, this is amazing. Quick ten minute bonk gave me massive orgasm. So intense i ended up with amnesia. And this is to do with amnesia. And this is to do with amnesia. And this is to do with a guy called mcfarlane, am i sorry . No. But now lets get to the story. Story. Right. Okay. Dont make thatcher, which does sound like an Adult Entertainment name, was shocked when his partner , polly shocked when his partner, polly fisher. Im. This could be a hoax. I fisher. Im. This could be a hoax. I dont know how sudden hoax. I dont know how sudden memory loss after they shared a horizontal refreshment and it has left doctors utterly baffled. So she enjoyed herself so much. She had no idea where she was, but would she then wake up and go, who are you . And did i consent to this . And did i consent to this . Wow, i didnt see that coming. I figured this out. This is why all my ex girlfriends have denied that i exist. Theyve got amnesia. Theyve forgotten. Theyve forgotten. Come on, thats gold. Even bruce will never laugh inside. Hes laughing at that. Sorry plural. Surprised that youre not gay . Because 7 because im . Because im so good 7 because im so good looking and stylish, i got it, i got it, all right . Its just the band. Its just the band. Im on fire tonight. I had a migraine all day, but im still on fire. Its given me special powers flowing. I love it, right. Thats it for sundays front pages. In the next section, we find out whats inside them. With weaning britain, mumsnet targeted. And welcome back to headliners. Your first look at sundays newspapers with me. Josh howie newspapers with me. Josh howie and down on the train from scotland. Bruce devlin. And down scotland. Bruce devlin. And down from the north london is nick dixon. And we are hosting dixon. And we are hosting a night with the headliners live. And you can join us for an evening of comedy with andrew doyle, leah kerr, simon evans and me. For more information , and me. For more information, scan the qr code here or go on the screen and visit gbnews. Com. Right bruce sunday telegraph first and new new labour has a new deal thats new. I think its new or it may just be rebranding. So labour rebrands new deal. So that would suggest that it has been a previous deal. If you see what i mean. Do you see what im going to soothe businesses and seal core vote. Angela rayner, who is i believe, a very keen property developer, is the architect for enough of these plans. And sir keir starmer, who is seeking to avert tory attacks, sir keir starmer has renamed labours flagship sorry flagship package of trade union and workers rights reforms as he seeks to sharpen his economic message and reassure businesses and swing voters. So it seems to be, nick, that theres a the crux of this is the balance between wanting to keep the unions happy or win them over, and also keeping business happy. Right. Business happy. Right. Yeah. Its, i mean firstly yes, Angela Rayner being the architect, immediate red flag doesnt even know which house she lives in. So theres that. And then theres this core message of making work. Pay is also an attempt to rob the conservatives of their clothes. Something else i also dont want to see, but, it depends on the which one. Thats a good point, actually. Lets not get into. Im not getting i will not cover because ill probably be on the channel. Ill be accused of misogyny by one of the men, so do have quite a Feminine Energy that could still. How dare you . How dare you . How dare you . Im from the north. Anyway, the point is, this kind of rayner versus, reeves. Reeves wants to be more responsible. And, you know , shes the new and, you know, shes the new thatcher, whereas rayner wants to keep the core of this mad lefty union stuff. That was my take on it. Take on it. Yeah. Yeah. The, the and theyve given it a rubbish name as well. A new a rubbish name as well. A new deal for working people has become labours plan to make work pay. Its just sort of ridiculous really on the nose. Just, just call it give people money. Yeah. Its very starmer. This is labours plan to give you money in your pocket if you want. As long as you work you might get more money. Yeah. But thats the thing. If you work youll get paid. So why do they even have to set it up as a thing . I but the thing that some of these things seem sensible to me, this thing about unfair dismissal, and sick pay. But in terms of day one rights. But theyve dropped the maternity paternity leave. And i think that as we have talked a few times on the show about the looming , times on the show about the looming, crisis of, you times on the show about the looming , crisis of, you know, looming, crisis of, you know, lack of fertility or lack of babies basically being born in that kind of stuff i dont think is particularly helpful. Nick. I mean, you know what i mean . Not really, come on, help me out. Out. Im trying to conceive at the moment. I just so now when he said babies being born, you know, that this is the situation. This is something that western countries. Oh, the catastrophically low birth rates. Yeah. Yeah. And to basically solidify and extend paternity Maternity Leave is something that would that would be great. Yeah. We need to encourage instead of theyve taken out. Yeah no thats a, thats a mistake. We need to encourage child rearing wherever possible and bearing. And whats it called when you have children. Yeah. All all the stages of it. Birth. Birth there we go. If we just like a history the migraine one of those gender the migraine kicked back in and i zoned out. Sorry. Oh no you did. It was like well, you just caught something about me. It was like, i get spells. Im like a woman in a 19th century novel in my eyes, for a second it was weird, right . More more telegraph and nick. Its interesting to see, the come out so sort of pro immigration really . Pro immigration really . Yeah. Its why weaning britain off Foreign Workers could come at a high price. Quite a weird way of putting it weaning off. But yeah, i mean, this is the idea that weve needed immigration, you know, to plug needed immigration, you know, to plug gaps in the labour market, which ive never really agreed with. We were fine before. But yes, you might cite the birth rate and say, well, thats what the problem is. But 40 of the country says that immigration is the biggest issue, and thats just behind the economy and health. As i mentioned earlier, and at last election, it was only 1 in 5. So this is a massive increase, obviously, because immigration has reached absurd levels, 764,000 net arrivals in 2022 only went down to 685,000 in 2023. So this is obviously the problem facing the country, and labour have only promised to get it down to the hundreds of thousands, a couple of hundred thousand a year still way too high for most migration in terms of people leaving the isnt it is the balance of people leaving and people coming. No, a net migration is net numbers coming in. Just just on that. Just just on that. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. I mean thats why thats catastrophically high. I mean thats net arrivals. Thats not gross arrivals. I mean a certain amount go go back. But thats that means a million came in but several hundred thousand went back. But thats still left you with a net of 764,000. Thats what that means. So thats incredible. So yeah, but the idea that we this is a question of do we need Foreign Workers, you know, will british people not do the jobs, etc. I always question that, but that is the claim. Of course i dont think british people will do the jobs. Would you do them well . What job . What job . Well, were barely doing it here. No, exactly i wouldnt i wouldnt do this and im british, so. No. Well look, nick, you i know you know about this stuff. Could you know about this stuff. Could you answer me this question then . No. Do you think that the country or will be worse off with less, migration . No. I mean , we better think no. I mean, we better think therell be. Therell be less. What . This article is arguing that it will come at a high price to this country. Price to this country. Oh, okay. So now you want to see now youre getting into different kinds of price. So paul morland, whos an expert on this, talks about the three es. He talks about egotism by which he means the refusal to have children. Then theres then theres Economic Growth and then theres Economic Growth and then theres what he calls ethnic continuity. So someone like japan has said, right, we only want japanese people, never mind the Economic Growth. We just wont have any immigration. Now, england has sacrificed that. Weve sacrificed a certain amount of cultural cohesion because weve said, okay, we dont want to have that many children, but we want to keep our Economic Growth. So weve got to sacrifice. So his theory is you have to sacrifice one of these. Yeah. And so thats what weve done. But but im questioning whether its even led to this Economic Growth. People like Douglas Murray and strange death of europe questions is gdp per capita might have gone up. No gdp total might have gone up. No gdp total might have gone up. No gdp total might have gone up. But gdp per capha might have gone up. But gdp per capita has gone down. Yeah. Well thats what it says here. But the argument of this article is that its going to come at a higher price with if. Yeah, theyre talking about whos, you know, how are we going to weve got used to it. This is why they say weaned off. So how are we. There would be an adjustment period where people are used to low prices, low wages. And this is kind of archetypal thing. You have your cleaner or whatever. Its this kind of its this kind of remainer rhetoric , but we just remainer rhetoric, but we just have to readjust, which i think we would just that its theres unintended consequences in terms of companies relocating because they cant afford the new thresholds that are being put there to restrict immigration. Now, they cant afford to pay that. So theyre going to move those factories to port. So there are just there are bigger ramifications. But you could remove regulations, absurd amount of regulations on business and minimum wage and so on. All right. Well, look, we tried to get deep on something. Lets i think we did quite well. Yeah. All right. Good. Very good. Right. Moving on to the sunday times. Adam. Bruce, have the lib dems got the painters in . Well, i dont know if thats a euphemism. And but what i did think was orange. Sorry they described themselves as an orange wave. I thought there were more mustard colours. No one ever seems to be able to get that. Yeah. Anyway basically so ed davey has. Im say theyre going to come good in the election and i think thats a lot to do with in council elections. They have taken a lot of councils from conservative strongholds. Yeah. I mean, nick, they talk here about this being kind of a Long Term Strategy where they have just been focusing on these 90 seats, the so called blue wall, is that strategy going to work . It could work, which is quite disturbing to me because i dont think theyre talking about the surrey shufflers or squeezers, which is weird. And theyre trying to target the socially liberal, economically conservative people who, you know, they vote tory, but they could go lib dem. But do they realise what the lib dems are these days . I mean, that made sense in the past when it was old, you know, Paddy Ashdown and stuff. But i think the lib dems changed. They freaked out about trump even in the cable era. Then they had the ultra woke jo swinson. Now you have local, you might like your local candidate. Back home we had tim farron, who was well loved and he became the leader. They got rid of him because he was a christian, but they become so woke now. You know ed davey thinks women have penises. So i think, do you know what youre voting for . Its a protest vote. Its you know, saying were sick of the tories as it even says here. People are 1 in 3 are motivated by a desire to get rid of the tories. So its pretty straightforward. People are going to tactically vote. They might lend their vote from labour, which 16 of voters are prepared to do, and they just want to get rid of the tories at all costs. And for some reason they want the lib dems. But the lib dems are not. I think you know, theyre not what they used to be. Yeah, theyre a radical left party. I mean, how do the lib dems do in scotland, i the guy, is it Alex Cole Hamilton . I think a lot of people, the area of south queensferry, which is just outside edinburgh, thats a liberal democrat stronghold, as with some places outside of Saint Andrews in the east neuk of fife. So the are im seen as credible and people do vote for them. So yeah, i dont think theyre a complete busted flush. Yeah, well this is going to be interesting to see if they can return to the kind of numbers they had. Yes. Pre what, 2011. Yes. When they all or after sorry 2017. When does it all fall apart basically when they well they did the coalition in 2010. Then they were punished for that. They were punished over the tuition fees. That basically is the punishment. Over. Yeah. Right. I news now with the disturbing news now with the disturbing news that mumsnet may have been infiltrated, i better log in as mummys tired 453 to warn them. Yeah. Its russia expected to meddle in uk election as regime targets forums like mumsnet. So its and its you know as a quick guide, if you see someone Say Something like does your teenager just spend ages in his teenagerjust spend ages in his room . By the way, isnt putin amazing that might be a russian bot. Its got to look out for these things. So theyve targeted the poor old mums on mumsnet. To be honest, putin would probably be afraid of quite a lot of the people who post on mumsnet because theyre such like ultra karen psychopaths. But, yeah, they, they buy that word like karen. Yeah, i just brought it back like a misogynistic term. It is. Thats why i brought it back just there, it just came into my head. But look, theyve integrated themselves into onune integrated themselves into online communities. Im not saying that karens dont exist. Are you . Just dont like it. Are you . Just dont like it. Just dont like the word. Yeah. Do you . Do you . Cause youre sorry for that and actually called karen that might be light. Its not that. I just think its used as a way of being misogynist. Why are you being. There are loads of such a karen about it. Well, maybe thats what it is. Its self defence. Sorry, nick. I didnt mean to. No, no, youre asking to see the manager in a minute. Thats what karens do. Well, yeah, i mean, thats basically it. I mean, facebook took action on 691 million fake accounts, which shocked me. Between october and december 2023. I mean, that is a lot. Most of them are just kind of rubbish and obvious, arent they . But some of them are sophisticated mumsnet posters. They start with the stuff about your teenage kid. They end up, you know, before you know youre invading ukraine. Well this is it begins with waitrose and ends up in warsaw. So this is it, bruce, in the actual article itself, it doesnt have any evidence that russia has infiltrated mumsnet. Russia has infiltrated mumsnet. Surely this is fake news. But it also, i remember the 2014 independence referendum up the road and apparently russia was all over that and all that kind of thing. But i never saw any evidence and didnt understand as to why they would want to be bothered. I love getting involved, dont they . Right. Bruce, before we go to the break, will this observer story inspire people to put in an extra order of toilet paper and pasta . Well, this is the thing. Patrick vallance , who is no patrick vallance, who is no relation to the singer holly valance, says that another pandemic is absolutely inevitable. Now, interestingly , inevitable. Now, interestingly, as i did travel down here, i have seen a lot more people Wearing Masks again, i know people , you know, many some people, you know, many some pro palestine protest. No, no, pro palestine protest. No, no, it was an airport lounge. Oh really . And they had. Yeah but then the thing that really kind of annoyed me was it was in Edinburgh Airport and someone had a hole in their mask so they could vape. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. A couple of things really annoyed me about it. One is he says, were not ready yet, but of course, last time we abandoned our plans anyway, so the question of readiness becomes moot. So you know. Exactly. Thats the thing. Why arent we ready then . Right . Right . Its mad weve been through it. So why . And the other thing that bothers me is when he says another pandemic is inevitable. Weve had diseases throughout history. What im concerned is he means another kind of pandemic event, which means finding ways to keep you in your house, take away all your freedoms, you know, and then this is what the sort of neoliberal culture loves to do. Their ultimate fantasy is euthanasia. So they can just quietly kill you. But but they love to sort of change society and take your feelings. If it just meant a disease, id be worried. But im more worried when they say were planning for another. Specifically the who. As i say here, pushed for a pandemic accord, which some of the early drafts that we saw of this kind of just basically gives them control of the world. Yes i mean, i dont want to get too conspiracy riddled, but but it does seem i, you know, some of those first drafts that they can kind of order governments to take certain actions. Yeah. And its not like their record was spotless during covid. And thats and they have to rule out lockdowns in future. But you just think they would easily do it again. Right. Well were halfway we are in the groove and weve got some Great Stories for you in the next section, including bbc journalist , the next section, including bbc journalist, rape denier, iranian attack in london and greenpeace. Attack in london and greenpeace. Dont like rice . See you welcome back to headliners. Nick, lets get straight into the sunday telegraph. And someone who is too anti semitic for the Workers Party. Is it hitler . Well, i just want to say, first off, mr galloway is known for being quite litigious, so i think hes a great guy, saying the Workers Party. Oh , workers, theyre great oh, workers, theyre great guys as well. Anyway, its George Galloways party drops candidate over anti semitic remarks. And this was hassan shaheen. No idea how to pronounce it. Sorry, dont really care. But he claimed that a coven of jews had seized control of america and that jews have been punished throughout history for killing jesus christ. I mean , at some jesus christ. I mean, at some points in there, but but but, but yeah, a bit much, a bit much. And then some of the other he said, if its too much for you as well. I mean, yeah, ive got line. Josh, you know, im not a monster. He describes zionism as a combination of filth selected from different countries. And from different countries. And yeah, its shocking stuff. It didnt meet the high standards of mr galloways party. So they immediately, you know , of immediately, you know, of course, got rid of him. Yes. I mean, this the fullest extent of this anti semitism and also his hilarious kind of denials afterwards go, oh, no, you know , i just posted a video you know, i just posted a video of an american , but i wonder if of an american, but i wonder if there are going to be because theres evidence of other people within the Workers Party also being anti semitic. And im wondering if them, like, kicking this guy out is going to actually kind of backfire to some of their core voters who are anti semitic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Im just surprised that there was the candidate for party. It just seems putneys changed. Yeah. It has. I went to the same school as George Galloway did you . So thats not a ringing endorsement for education, is it . Youre both great orators. There we go. Youre both on telly a lot. Yeah ive never been a cat in public, although i have met rula lenska. Okay. She was nice. Okay. She was nice. So. So. So. And you do want to topple the government . Go on. Getting back to my question, do you think, bruce, that this will have any impact on the people who are likely to vote for them, going, oh, look at you, youre owned by big Zionist Companies because or whatever it is that they would do, the fact that theyve actually kicked out someone for being anti semitic. Im im not necessarily sure it will. I think if people want to vote for them, theyll vote for them. Thats regardless. Yeah. What do you think . People are really blind. No, i see your point. The theyll be like, oh, theyre selling out. If the vehement kind of radical anti zionist could see it, that way, i suppose. But some people might like it equally. They might say they could kind of be serious as a party. Yeah, i just feel sorry. Theres going to be a couple of full time journalists over the next six weeks who all theyre going to be doing is going through the how many are they putting up for election . Yeah, well, if you want to be really fair, all of their social media accounts, i suppose what happened with reform uk was similar in that in that they said, look, we dont have the infrastructure to vet all our candidates. And then, then they were cancelling them, sometimes wrongly, but sometimes rightly perhaps. But as a result of pressure groups and articles like this. Obviously this guys said some awful things, but the smaller parties do run into this problem. They dont have the money, so they just they accept people willy nilly. Yeah. This guy. Yeah. The mr shapps, he lavished praise on the leader of hezbollah and it was like time to travel corbyn era bruce. More telegraph, more anti semitism , this time for the anti semitism, this time for the bbc. Yes, im shocked. A bbc journalist liked tweet describing reports of hamas rapes as nonsense. The broadcasters social media guidelines state that the reporters have to have a particular responsibility to uphold the bbcs impartiality , uphold the bbcs impartiality, and this was a bbc wales journalist, shazia ali, allegedly liked a post published on the 8th of october that said, and i quote, no one raped anyone. Stop this nonsense. So this is rape denial, nick. Its shocking. Bbc this isnt even bbc arabic or bbc or not. The excuses that. But this is like well its bbc. Well yeah well wales has changed. Yeah its look i clicked on her profile to see who it was and she protected it. Fair enough. And i dont encourage ever piling on anyone online. No, but she seemed quite. You look quite young. Which i say because theres a radicalism amongst younger people on this issue. We saw on october 7th there was people like novara media saying it was a day of celebration, incredibly sick, radical stuff. And this is sick, radical stuff. And this is very, very similar. You know, she liked that one, saying you all wanted decolonisation and, and, and land back. But then , and, and land back. But then, you know, then then you baulk at whatever them actually doing all this pro like decolonisation is always a violent phenomenon. She liked that. So this is what this is the this is the ideology unmasking itself. As we saw from unmasking itself. As we saw from october 7th onwards, weve seen what the radical left is really about. And elements of them are about, yes, rape and violence is justified in the name of decolonisation because theyre sick ideologues basically. Sick ideologues basically. And, i mean, you say youth. I think that is part of it. But im just going to be real here. Shazia ali, im assuming im going to make the assumption she shes, comes from a muslim background. And the reality is there is a huge issue with anti semitism within, muslim culture. And im imagining that thats where it, frankly came from to the point where shes now a rape denialist and also what were seeing, bruce, is hypocrisy from someone. Shes saying, my passion for journalism is centred around telling real people stories, giving coverage to bame communities. Well, bame middle east, i mean, that includes israelis and over half israelis are people of colour. So its this is the frustrating thing for me anyway, is this hypocrisy vie within this kind of purity and not being able to recognise their own racism . No, no, no, no, i agree, but my point is, as a journalist, you would have to remain impartial. So you would have to remain impartial. So i just dont understand why she got herself into this at all. The funny thing the question is, did the bbc see these tweets and then go, shes perfect or was it the other way around . Im not sure. Well, theres been a bunch of other journalists who have been otherjournalists who have been identified and they still have their jobs and theyve with discussing anti semitism and bbc, have done seemingly nothing. Lets move on to the mail on sunday. Nick and iranian Asylum Seekers excuse me. Meet those they were trying to escape and who we let in as well. Its. Yeah, its four people have been injured and one has been arrested after supporters of the iranian government clashed with dissidents protesting outside a london vigil to president raisi. So who died last week, of course, in a helicopter crash. So, yeah. Helicopter crash. So, yeah. Look, its this weve imported the whole worlds problems. This the whole worlds problems. This was in alperton lane in wembley. There was this. People like, hey, we love old raisi and were celebrating that. Other people were less keen on him. And so start to kind of counter protests. And this is this is, this is the country now. This is the country now. Well, this is i mean a little bit of wembley, but have you seen i mean, all foreign conflicts are kind of played out on our streets now, thats all. Im everything to do with israel palestine now. Iran. Well , bruce, do you see the well, bruce, do you see the footage of this . I havent seen pretty horrific. I mean, in this woman, shes been shes on the floor. Shes been kicked whilst on the floor by multiple men. What . I didnt see that one man was arrested and there was about at least 20 men involved here. So again , this is a seemingly so again, this is a seemingly failing to do their job. I understand they may make later arrests, but, i didnt see that. That does sound horrific. That does sound horrific. Sorry. Yeah, it was really. And seeing some of the there theres film afterwards of people in the hospital and what happened to them. And these were thugs. Okay let me ask you this, bruce, if some of those people who took part in this physical attack turn out to not be british citizens, should they be kicked out . Im. Im. Yes. No, i dont know. Well, yeah. I mean, you were right the first time. Okay, just give me a moment. Thank you. Because im thinking, the fact of the matter is, if they have attacked anyone and they have attacked anyone and they happen. Yeah, yeah, i probably would agree with you. Love it. Love it. There you go. There we go. Good. Yeah. Bruce, proof now that the observer is different from the guardian in that they actually criticise china. Actually criticise china. Well, yes, but china has not taken this well because theyve basically theyve done a changing rooms on a mosque. Yeah. And theyve made it more kind of chinese. The word they use here. What was it again. They use it loads of times dont they. Sinner sinification sinicization sinicized. So that means to make it chinese or to inject some chinese or to inject some chinese chinoiserie. Acas. Is chinese chinoiserie. Acas. Is that a thing . Is that a term . Yeah. Well, not the second one, but the sinicize. I think it is. Is it . I think it is. Is it . Yeah. Is it sinicize or sinicize . I think its cinesite. I think its cinesite. I think its cinesite. I want to make sure when people are at work on monday and theyre talking to their friends about this story and theyre like, i was watching headliners and they were talking about sinicization. Yeah, well theyre learning. Yeah. Its gone. Sorry carry on. No, no, no, i didnt think youd done the main. Sorry. Okay. Yeah, well, i was just going to say my point about this, which is that im against china doing things like demolishing churches. Right. Because theyre very anti christian as well. But then theyre sort of part of me begrudgingly respects them for defending their own culture at all costs. I mean, thats thats why im torn on this. But then the further nuance is, is it china or is it just the ccp . China or is it just the ccp . Because theres a big difference between the communist party and the what . Sometimes gets called the. Heres another term for it, the. Heres another term for it, the lao beijing, which means old hundred surnames, which is kind of a very poetic way of referring to the ordinary people of china. So theres also a distinction to be made there. Anyway sorry. Yeah. I mean, bruce, its you saw the photos. Did you see did you manage to see the photos . You manage to see the photos . Theres an argument here that its an eradication of by doing its an eradication of by doing it via architecture and buildings , you are eradicating a buildings, you are eradicating a culture. And of course, this isnt the uyghurs. This is a different ethnic muslim group, but theyre has been arguably a genocide going on with the uyghurs. That has been also kind of ignored, and, and this kind of, i dont know, this level of control and also putting, cameras within the mosque. I mean , its all its mean, its all its intimidation. Right . Right . So this is the what they are calling the sinification of islam. Yes, basically. Yes, basically. And to control it, i didnt realise they were putting cameras in the mosque. In the mosque as well. Yeah right, i dont know. So its. Yeah, its a complicated story, but i think its, its good that its been covered. Right. One more section to go where we get friend of the show to answer questions on sex and has i mastered the art of welcome back to headliners and kicking off with the observer for a story about greenpeace possibly causing hunger. Nick yes, a catastrophe. Greenpeace blocks planting of life saving golden rice. Its golden in so many ways because it can save lives. And this is classic green stuff. Its like how George Monbiot hates farms. Its a classic luxury beliefs, because basically the philippines need this rice to save lives. But its been blocked because of safety issues. But scientists have said theres no evidence that it is actually dangerous. And they say it will be overturned. But in the meantime , it will have the meantime, it will have profound impacts. And while were waiting for it to be overturned because its people are going to die. And this is are going to die. And this is the problem when these luxury green beliefs is like, no, people need food, guys. Well, this is it. I mean, theres a vitamin a deficiency, which causes, morbidity and mortality, infections, childhood blindness. Exactly. So bruce, i thought the whole point about greenpeace was follow the science. And you have follow the science. And you have 150 scientists here. And i think nobel Prize Winners as well. No, 150 Nobel Laureates signing an open letter attacking greenpeace. So why arent greenpeace. So why arent greenpeace following the science then . I then . I think because greenpeace just do what they want to do for whatever reason. Is that not the. No. Thats a good thats a very, very good answer. And also, can i ask, is this race going to be in a microwavable packet for convenience . Well, if its not i will not be. Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Come on mail on sunday. And bruce i feel like the story really gets me. Okay. So this is in the mail on sunday, as you said. And heres what happens to the human body when you dont enjoy a horizontal refreshment or some solo activity , if you or some solo activity, if you catch my drift. And what its saying here is gen z of legal age anyones drift . Gen z of legal age are having less sex than any generation in history, and experts warn it could lead to their genitalia shrinking. To their genitalia shrinking. Now, doctor tara, i cant even begin to pronounce that. But begin to pronounce that. But its funny. The end of her name says porn is a sex and relationship expert told the daily mail. Com. That bastion of fact that men who are sexually inactive, i dont know if thats unique. Its not an experience. A very rare condition called penile atrophy , where the penile penile atrophy, where the penile tissue becomes less elastic kwasi, and so they shrink 1 or 2cm. So a lot going on there, which is the size of a gorillas 1 or 2cm. Yeah. Yeah. It turns out thats the size of a gorillas. I think weve cancelled that story. But anyway, yeah, its shocking. I mean, look, its saying, you know, people get depressed and anxious and they. If they dont have sex, what about monks . Theyre so happy that theyre fine. Yeah, but maybe they, i dont know. Yeah now youve made me think that all monks have small willies. No, its no, they just dont need. This is a lie. Its fine. You know, i think theyre really angry. Or they could be like that. Humming could be another sound. Anyway nick heading over to the independent. Now for a truly baffling question about the friend of a show. Well, this is sophie hagen. Hadnt slept with anyone in 3000 days and wanted to know why. Why nick . Well, why didnt you sleep with her . I feel terrible covering this because i know sophie. I used to know her in the pre woke days. She was a very funny comedian. And then she became. They became and then she became. They became what . She became woke. And she became. They and of course, im sure it was a totally sincere conversion. It happened to help her career but which is a bonus. But its so i feel weird talking about it, but the story is about how they have not had sex for a long time, which is even longer than me, and ive been actively avoiding women on purpose, so im shocked. I mean, its like eight years, isnt it . If you add it up. Yeah. I mean, its a long time. What do you think about this, bruce . I mean, this sounds like a torture. Shes written a book. Will i ever have sex again . This sounds like torture. A whole book with they them pronouns. Do you think this is just to promote the book and do you think that shes been getting it and just not saying, do you think this is all a hoax . Wow, youre saying some fake news from sophie . I dont know, sophie. I dont know, sophie. No, i know well, she said she was having an affair for years, but they never touched. Its like. Is she the stalker in baby reindeer . But why would you admit . Do you know what i dont understand about the storm ciaran . Baby reindeer . A man was sexually assaulted and yet theyre going after a woman who appeared on a piers morgan show, which i dont understand. Ive never met her. I dont know, but if she has had an affair. I mean, thats not a ringing endorsement of decent morals. No, indeed. Observer next. And, bruce, now, Computer Games are good if youre deaf. Are good if youre deaf. Oh, okay. Okay, okay. Oh, okay. Okay, okay. So Virtual Reality gaming helps uks deaf children to understand speech. Scientists have found that immersing kids in Computer Games can train their brains to localise sound better . Its to do. The project is known as bears. Not the kind of bears that i hang around with. Its for both ears. Its aimed at youngsters who have been given twin Cochlear Implants because they were born with little or indeed no hearing. Okay, so this is this is great, right . More technology, better bettering peoples lives. Nick. Yeah, i want to provide balance, but its quite hard to be anti death. Although you did manage to mock them for years in your stand up act. I still do my joke about people. Right . The sun has a story, nick, about deceptive ai, but this could have been written by it, and its actually a double bluff. Yeah, its ai has already mastered deception. As scientists warn, chatbots have now learned to manipulate and cheat humans, so its basically machiavellian terminator. Cheat humans, so its basically machiavellian terminator. In case you werent worried enough about al. Yeah, the fact that it can basically it says i can perform premeditated deception. So its essentially evolved and become a woman. Become a woman. Oh no, you didnt. Oh no, you didnt. Wow, bruce, what do you want to say before we, before we finish the show . Im cancelling tonight. Im cancelling tonight. Im cancelling tonight. Im very briefly the star. Why . One inch is plenty for burly gorillas whose todger size could explain problem in men. Well, there we go. Thats, brilliantly covered. The show is nearly over. Lets take another quick look at sundays front pages. We have the mail on sunday rishi. Ill Bring Back National Service, the sunday telegraph pm. Ill Bring Back National Service. The observer. Reeves slams reckless sunak over 64 billion tax cut pledge. The sunday times tory plan for all 18 year olds to do National Service sunday express rishi ill bring in National Service and finally the daily star sunday did the earth move for me . And those were your front pages. That is all we have time for. Thank you very much. To my guests, bruce devlin and nick dixon. We are back tomorrow at 11 pm. With leo, kerry and paul 11 pm. With leo, kerry and paul. And if youre watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. Have a lovely weekend. Bye that warm feeling inside from boxt boiler is sponsors of weather on gb news. Hello there gb news news. Weathe over the next 20 turns increasingly unsettled. Well see cloud and outbreaks of rain across the country. And thats all thanks to low pressure which is going to dominate the rest of the bank holiday weekend. Bringing areas of rain and heavy and thundery showers as well. Weve already got rain this evening pushing in from the southwest. This will continue to drift northwards as we head into the early hours. Rain across the early hours. Rain across eastern areas also continuing to push northwards into parts of scotland. Some of this will be heavy at times, but we have a lot more cloud around. It will be generally quite mild overnight temperatures remaining in double figures, but it does mean a generally a grey, damp start across the uk sunday morning, with outbreaks of rain. However, northern scotland there will be some sunny spells first thing in the morning before cloud and rain pushes northwards from the south, as you can see across southern scotland into Northern Ireland. A cloudy start, outbreaks of rain but temperatures in double figures. Cloudy across the central swathe of england and wales, but some brighter skies already pushing into southern parts of england and wales there and they will continue to push northwards as we move through the morning. However, as the temperatures start to rise, well see the clouds bubble up and well see heavy showers across much of england and wales and southern parts of scotland as we move through into the afternoon , some through into the afternoon, some rumbles of thunder, possible local disruption generally staying cloudier for parts of scotland, Northern Ireland here with outbreaks of rain a little cooler for most temperatures. Generally 17 to 20 celsius. Feeling a little warmer in the southeast compared to saturday. On monday, another day of sunny spells and showers for many. Some of these will be heavy at times, some longer spells of rain possible as well for parts of scotland, and it stays unsettled tuesday into wednesday with further spells of rain in places. Temperatures near average , a brighter outlook with average, a brighter outlook with boxt solar sponsors of weather on. And Benjamin Butterworth tonight on the show. The general election has been called, and its going to be closer than we think. Labour is planning to rig all our future general elections. Londons jews stand strong against the hamas horde. Is nigel farage a cop out . Is nigel farage a cop out . Is nigel farage a cop out . And why School Teachers should accommodate phones in the classroom. Its 6 pm. And this is the saturday five. A very warm welcome along to the saturday five. Weve waited for years. Prime ministers have come and gone. Careers have risen and fallen. But as the rain poured down on downing street and the nafion down on downing street and the nation looked on expectantly, it finally happened. Someone emailed gb news saying they agreed with Benjamin Butterworth. The wokeist non gender aligned person in britain is back for more, and his old sparring partner Albie Amankona has jetted back from holiday to join the fun too. But im afraid theres no ben leo this week. Theres no ben leo this week. 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