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Angela rayner is expected to be interviewed under caution as part of a council tax investigation. The deputy labour leader is understood to have been contacted by Manchester Police concerning the sale of her home in 2015, amid claims she may not have paid the right amount of tax and that she may have made a false declaration about her primary residence on the electoral register , a the electoral register, a reported. A number of newspapers say shell be invited to attend a Police Station voluntarily, rather than being arrested. Miss rather than being arrested. Miss rayner has said shes confident the rules have been followed at all times. Meanwhile, sir keir all times. Meanwhile, sir keir starmer may be coming under renewed pressure over claims new labour mp Natalie Elphicke tried to lobby the justice secretary over her then husband Sexual Offences trial, her spokesperson says claims she asked sir Robert Buckland to influence charlie elphicks case in 2020 are nonsense. However, a number of labour mps have raised concerns about miss elphicke and her continued support for her ex husband after his conviction for Sexual Assault , and sir keir for Sexual Assault, and sir keir starmer is now facing calls to investigate kate. The most recent allegations the uk says it would support palestine gaining full member status in the United Nations when the time is right. The comments from the Deputy Foreign secretary, andrew mitchell, came as fierce fighting has taken place across much of the gaza strip today , much of the gaza strip today, with reports of renewed air strikes in the north as Israeli Forces try to prevent hamas from regrouping. The clashes have regrouping. The clashes have also been reported in the south, where tens of thousands of people continue to evacuate rafah as israel prepares to launch a major offensive, the Hamas Run Health Ministry says more than 35,000 palestinians have been killed. Vladimir putin have been killed. Vladimir putin is set to replace his defence minister with the ukraine war into its third year, the russian president has proposed removing longtime ally sergey shoygu, whos been in the role for 12 years and played a key factor in russias invasion of ukraine. He is set to be replaced by andrei belousov, an economist and former deputy Prime Minister with little military experience. With little military experience. And two skydivers have become the first to navigate their way through tower bridge wearing wingsuits. While the pair from wingsuits. While the pair from austria jumped out of a helicopter and then flew down towards the thames, an and through the bridge, reaching a top speed of 152mph before successfully landing safely. The stunt followed extensive training in oxfordshire , which training in oxfordshire, which involved the use of cranes to simulate the structure. And they simulate the structure. And they stuck the landing. More on all of our stories available by scanning the qr code on your screen. Or you can go to our screen. Or you can go to our website for details of gb news alerts. Now its time for headliners. Headliners. Hello and welcome to headliners im Stephen Allen and were about to review the next days newspapers in the company of top comedians. Tonight im joined by a man who calls his upset on social media, paul the peoples gammon cox , and a man peoples gammon cox, and a man who causes agreement. Louis schaefer. I who causes agreement. Louis schaefer. I say agreement when i hear women in comedy talk about him, they always say, me too. How are you both. 7 yeah brilliant. All the better for that joke. Im lovely. Steve, how are you. 7 im lovely. Steve, how are you . Im a bit warm, but i think we come on to that later. I really loved your opening, though, in baritone as well. Hello. Ive been watching. Well, because the kids. Im watching a lot of mr tumble. Something special. So hello is very much the. Yes, its true. I like the way hes called. Paul is called the peoples gam. And hes just. Youre just a gammon. The peoples gam. And hes just. Youre just a gammon. I mean, youre just a gammon. I mean, theres no people to it. I have rashes , theres no other kinds rashes, theres no other kinds of gamma rashes. Please unite on twitter and attack lewis. Lewis as a as a meat fan, theres literally another type of gammon out there. The meat one. If you were the pigs gammon, youre literally gammon. I dont understand where it comes from. How do you i dont understand. No wonder he loves it and all that thought about it. I dont think i had gammon until i was about 20 years old. That was a rich mans food, isnt it . I love at some point were going to explain to you where meat comes from, and youre gonna be like, they do what . To the animals youll never eat. I didnt know where gammon. I didnt know what gammon was. I didnt know that it was a ham or Something Like that. Thats what it is. Was that to do with what is gas . And its just cured ham. Have you ever had a tricky, tncky have you ever had a tricky, tricky lard on . Have you ever had. Ive had a couple of embarrassing lard ons. Hey, hey, here we go. Were here all week. Lovely oh, thats the front pages dealt with. Thats thats the intro. Dealt with. Lets get into the front pages. We start with the daily mail, which goes with rishi warns uk is entering a dangerous era. The telegraph says pm britain safe under tories for dangerous years ahead. The guardian says union boss says elphicke is not compatible with laboun elphicke is not compatible with labour. The times uk sinner culture is fuelled by obesity crisis. The i news says rise in 40 year mortgages as millions face repayments into retirement. Always a thrilling headline on the front page of that one. And finally to the daily star summer like it hot. And those were the front pages. Lets get some meat front pages. Lets get some meat on the bones, then lets take another look at mondays guardian. Paul. Loads of meat. Chat union boss says elphicke is incompatible with labour. Who would have thought it . Keir Starmer Keir Starmer is under fresh pressure over the former tory mp natalie elphicks defection to labour after the persistent. The president of the persistent. The president of the trade Union Congress said her vocal support for anti strike laws should be incompatible with the party whip. I mean, she has a point, Natalie Elphicke is no way a left leaning politician. I way a left leaning politician. I mean, i dont know, shes not you know, shes shes one of the only few tories left and shes now in the labour party. But i love this. I love this story. I really have enjoyed this story all week. It exposes modern really have enjoyed this story all week. It exposes modem for politics what it is. You know, weve always suspected, suspected and known that politics is for sort of, you know, weak people who cant tell the truth. But this is fully on display now. This is fully under this is embarrassing for the labour party. Natalie elphicke labour party. Natalie elphicke could be doing this for a joke for all the we know, but this is this is this is not good for the labour party. Labour party. Sorry. Oh, no. Youre taking your point. Is she a mole . Is she a double agent . She could be a mole. Yeah, she could be. But then again, this is not politics. This is british politics. This is british politics. Its what happens when you have a parliamentary democracy. Where where, you know, where somebody decides whether they can be a labour party or not. In america, nobody can decide whether donald trump is going to be a republican or a. And they didnt want him to be a republican. Donald trump. So thats what this is ridiculous. The point is, is what does she believe . Does she believe in anything . We dont know what she believes. When she was voting for all these conservative things, for the five years shes been an mp, did she believe in any of it . Well, this is what i think are the exposes for keir starmer. Actually, a lot of accusation thrown at keir about we dont know what he stands for. I talked about this earlier on free speech station and free speech station, free speech nafion speech station, free speech nation and i compared him with bofis nation and i compared him with Boris Johnson because Boris Johnson again , is somebody who johnson again, is somebody who cannot really nail down and say what his politics are. Its quite a, its quite a liberal character. But he was in the tories and keir starmer used to back corbyn all the way. Now hes this centre, centre right version of labour. We dont know what he means and hes inviting Natalie Elphicke into his party. So it only goes to exacerbate that as a problem. I mean i think theres been some great spin done to make this way more of a labour problem. How are we . Were talking about someone who was a conservative who thought, i dont want to be in there anymore. And this seems to be more of a labour problem than it is a tourist. Theyve done some great spin because you imagine the conversation included natalie pointing out she wasnt going to stand again at the next election. So they have to unselect the labour candidate theyve got. So keir starmer must have thought its going to look bad, isnt it . Lets lets let her in for a few weeks. Its going to look bad on the on the tories and somehow its just looking bad on keir starmer. Yeah. And i think rightly so. Yeah. And i think rightly so. Just because her politics are just not compatible. We have just not compatible. We have have we just have to accept that there. You know we always talk about left and right in politics. But at the same time talk about the uni party, all all the major parties being exactly one great big blob and you know what . To some extent they absolutely are. And i do believe that. But this just this just goes to show that thats true. She isnt part of the i think shes very much a right wing conservative. Isnt that go to show that its not true that theres a uni party, that theres some theres Natalie Elphicke who doesnt fit with the labour party. Well, a phrase youve coined very often is two things can be right at once. And, you know, right at once. And, you know, its a difficult one. And youre absolutely right. Keir starmer absolutely right. Keir starmer would have been thinking, this looks good for the labour party. Looks good for the labour party. Or at least he would have thought this looks bad for the tories. Yeah, without thinking like and he would have thought, you know what, this is a way to make sure were going to get another. He wants the seats so badly, but hes going to be its going to go. Its going to. What do they say redound badly into Something Like in his face or Something Like in his face or something because she doesnt believe in anything. She wont believe in anything. She wont be standing in the next election. So i think this was a temporary thing. Anyway, moving on to the daily mail. Louis, what are they treating us with . Oh, good news, good news. Rishi warns us, is entering a dangerous era. You know , we dangerous era. You know, we would say no. Whatever it is. Sherlock. Landmark speech to spell out challenges of ai migration. This is a speech he hasnt given yet. He sent the hasnt given yet. He sent the speech into i dont know where. Where is the speech going to be given. Its, you know, so the speech is going to be i cant believe im actually going to do this. Im actually going to do this. I thought you knew. Im sorry. I didnt want to find out. You could read this story, but if you talk about it, i could. But we didnt give him the thing. I dont know where the thing. I dont know where the thing. I dont know where the thing is being given. Im sorry. You can do this, louis. Im on your side. The truth is, is he hasnt given the speech yet. Hes going to give the speech. But Everybody Knows were in a dangerous time. Theres war going on from every direction were fighting team europe, were fighting team world, whatever. The same thing. Were fighting the immigrants who are coming into the country, including me. So theres a tremendous amount of war going on. And tremendous amount of war going on. And for him to say is, were entering a dangerous era is like it does make him look like hes a bit slow to the party, doesnt it , i a bit slow to the party, doesnt it, i suppose . Yeah. Yeah. Do you not also think it makes it look like he. Im amazed he didnt add like bogeymen in there as well. Yeah. Like. Oh lets try and scare people. The i, i thought you loved i, you had a summit like months ago where you sat down with elon musk and were like, oh , youre so cool and talked about al, but now its going to come for if you dont vote tories, then the bogeyman is going to get you because hes under the bed. Yeah. And thats true. By the way, kids, what i would say is i always am slightly cynical about these type of speeches, particularly when they mention things like all these buzzwords migration and authoritarian states. And ai now has become one of those things. It feels like its about narrative setting. It feels like its taking control of the narrative and saying, look, i understand this and if you follow me, but of course, its if you watch the news, you could give this speech and thats the problem. You know, we dont really have any leaders anymore. And even even simpler than that, you just have to watch. Hes got keir starmer against him and, and the tory and the labouris him and, and the tory and the labour is going to win. Yes. So this is just saying its going to be bad and without without us. And this is the daily mail doing the, you know the hard work for him. Lets wrap up this section with a look at the telegraph poll. What do they got. Yes a lib dems lib dems broke equality laws over deselection of christian candidate. That christian candidate being david campanale, and members have reported the Party Members of his own party i think have have reported the party to the equalities watchdog over accusations that the party has tolerated a hostile environment for people of faith and failed to investigate serious allegations of discrimination and harassment, and emboldened those who believe christians should be driven out of public life. Real stark stuff, we, you know, we i think people are often talking about the echr and, it being the bastion of all, all good things in terms of human rights. I dont necessarily agree with that. I think we could go out of the echr and still be and still just have a moral basis in our in our society and our community at a government level. But this because its the lib dems and because its the lib dems and because they have been over sort of what theyre always overcompensating parties like this because what theyre trying to do is pick up the woke narrative, pick up the ideology and run with it. And of course, that chucks out a lot. Can chuck out a lot of its a lot of its base. And in this case, its a christian candidate that has lost his place because he shared his christian views. And thats not going to happen if you do it as a muslim. Itsjust not going to happen if you do it as a muslim. Its just not going to happen. Yeah , well, maybe its people yeah, well, maybe its people should be allowed to have whoever they want to have in a party. They should be able to decide, we dont want christians. I mean, its a go against it, but i dont know why , but i if jesus was a genius, he was a jew. So maybe he doesnt have a place in my party. The Lewis Schaefer party. Dont vote. Do not vote for. So this is this to me is absolutely ridiculous that the lib dems and there shouldnt be any kind of political every party if they want to have people in, they should say, you know what, youre a christian. We dont want you. And that should it should go. So youre so what youre saying is that you know, its a matter of choice. I think the point im trying to make is they represent the constituents. They represent the constituents. They represent the constituents. They represent the communities in which they represent. And there which they represent. And there will be christians, even though theres only a few of them left. There will be some within those communities, i think. Yeah. And someone could run, say, im on the christian party. It was a nice bit of fun to hear about the lib dems again when its been a while. Yeah, so thats the front pages looked at in the next section. Weve got a labour mp who doesnt like tax and should tv stations employ sitting mps . Doesnt worry us. Most of us wont be mps after next. Welcome back to headliners with paul cox and Lewis Schaefer. We go now. Paul, to the daily mail. And Angela Rayner is so good at avoiding tax , she might defect avoiding tax, she might defect to the tories. That would be quite something. Police make contact with Angela Rayner as labour deputy faces quizzing by officers over her two homes. Row so the ashton under lyme mp, as we all know, has faced weeks of scrutiny over the 2015 sale of a former council home which claims she may not have paid the right amount of tax. So i wouldnt amount of tax. So i wouldnt read too much into the police asking questions. Its kind of what they do and this has been reported. I think she may have even reported herself, or is happy for the investigation to know. No, i dont think she was. No, i dont think she was. No, i dont think she was. I mean, shes got to pretend to be, isnt she . When youre in politics like that, youve got to go. Oh, yes. Please investigate me and i will step down if im found guilty. Fingers crossed. But this is what happens, you know. And i what happens, you know. And i think the reason shes finding herself under such scrutiny is because shes found herself to because shes found herself to be quite pious in the past. Shes often pointed the fingers at others, and its coming back to bite her in the bum. Youre to bite her in the bum. Youre better off just to be sort of quiescent in these matters , you quiescent in these matters, you know, just doing what a politician should do. Politician should do. Is that what youre explaining . Go on. Lewis and a politicians in trouble because politicians are human beings and they make mistakes, and theyve all underpaid or overpaid. Theyve all done bad things on their taxes. Maybe theyre in a new country. They dont really understand that. I dont think anybodys watching. So that could happen. You know, maybe enough money, then you figure you got to pay for the food first. Its more important than paying first. Its more important than paying the taxes. Is this your your story . Is this your your story . Is this your your story . Its everybodys story. And its such an english story because its like english people. Basically, shes a working class mom and she thinks, well, shes. Why are you pointing this to me . Yeah, shes working class mum of the show. Over here you are with that tie. That fancy tie set that youre wearing, that you got paid extra for , money you got paid extra for, money like mine. Mines lovely. And back to the topic. We do tie back to the topic. We do tie chat again. The topic is, is that she might have done something wrong, but in her frame of reference , no one paid frame of reference, no one paid any attention to her back then because she was a nobody. But now shes a somebody and people are watching. Yeah, and i dont disagree. I just think that she has, hoisted herself with her own petard. Herself with her own petard. Yeah. Was it her own petard or was it her husbands petard . She pretends she had a different petard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but we all know where i dont like to talk about anyones husbands petard. Steve, id like to know what a petard is. Its a its a its a bomb. Yeah, its a bomb its a bomb. Yeah, its a bomb that you put outside a door that when you walk, you go through the door, you get blown up by it. Imagine youre so stupid as to plant a bomb outside a door and walk backwards. Youve been hoisted, especially outside of the air, by your own petard. Is that what that means . Thats what it means. I didnt know that this is the best. This is the best channel ever. Look at that. Every day is a school day. Apart from, obviously, sundays. Oh lewis to the i do we in the uk have a problem with politicians hosting tv shows better than in america , where better than in america, where they very much have the reverse . Well, we do not have a problem with that. But unless its on gb news and then they do have a problem with it, and this is labour could toughen rules on mp presenters amid rise of gb news. So were actually the title. This is gb news and we have people here, whats his name. And the other guy whats his name. Well researched. Well researched. Well researched. Well researched. You know were talking rees mogg, rees mogg and then theres arguably theyre saying nigel farage. Well, thats a load of old. Well, thats a load of old. Yeah. Because hes not running. Hes not. No hes, no hes, hes a, hes a politician but not a member of parliament. Yeah. When hes doing this im a supposedly a comedian. Except what im doing this and so, so thats what happens. So this tharangam debonair, you know, this woman or is it a man . I dont know who they is. Anyway. Theyre saying that when they become. Hes the hes the shadow become. Hes the hes the shadow culture secretary. She she she okay. Whats the difference . She says to explain that as well. Ive just explained it, petard. Im not going to explain whats going on down there. I like i didnt know that about petard. Thank you very much. Im always learning something. Anyway, they found that that five gb news shows were were conservatives were hosts, had broken broadcast rules. I guarantee you there would be labour people on this programme if they would come on the programme, i guarantee it. Well, there is david lammy on lbc and thats, thats what changed the narrative of this really, because the only way you can break the, the, the rule is if you present the news. So the argument is always about gb news. Its a news channel, but you can come on and talk like we are today and rees mogg can come on and do what he does as long as at the hour he doesnt then talk that he doesnt present the news. Thats what i mean. I know you know steve, but but i dont think you know what this well, really worrying because of the way hes looking at me. Thats what i said. I know you know, steve, please explain the news to me again. So, steve knows his stuff. So, steve knows his stuff. Im doing this for the benefit. So why dont you ask him what the story is . No, i know what the story is. No, i know what the story is. And i think the reason i think you do, the reason its chased. Right . Im getting around to this because they nobodys really broken any major rules. There have been five occasions gbnews where maybe breaking news has been said by a presenter. Is that right, steve . And theres an issue of complaints have been made about tory politicians being interviewed by a tory host. Whether that gives due , impartiality. But as soon as everyone pointed out that david lammy and a number of other labour politicians, have you seen the clip where david lammy says, oh, breaking news and says Something Like, oh, youve done yourself a mischief. Exactly. Yeah. And you know, it became less of a story at that point. The point of this story is they dont like gb news, but, you know, were all right. Were all right. Come on guys. No, were not all right. We shouldnt be all right, all right. Im not all right. Its funny because it says a statement from the from ofcom said that broadcast is a reminder that, that the code prohibits candidates in uk elections from acting as news presenters , interviewers or presenters, interviewers or presenters, interviewers or presenters of any type of programme during the election penod. Programme during the election period. Oh, so thats bad, period. Oh, so thats bad, right . Thats bad. No. Well, it might be bad for you, but if youre a freelancer whos available at the drop of a hat, apart from, i think, the 16th, i cant do, then yeah, get rid of these politicians , i rid of these politicians, i dont know. All right. Paul, the Daily Mail University students are finally told to stop sleeping in tents on tents in uni property and go back to sleeping in the halls of residence in uni property. Theyve really , really given up theyve really, really given up for this protest. Yeah, they really have. And birmingham becomes first Uk University to threaten pro palestine students with arrest if they dont shut down american style encampment as protest spread across campuses and this has spread all across the country again now. And the universitys director of Legal Services has accused those taking part in the protest of trespass and demanded they leave immediately. And this is where immediately. And this is where this is where the grey area is, because i think we all i certainly do. Im all for protests within the law and but this is this, this is this is now theyre finding ways to say its outside the law. It becomes disruptive. And maybe protests disruptive. And maybe protests should be. But this is on private property and theyre saying we dont want this anymore and lets have it right. Its not like this isnt getting a lot of coverage, so it doesnt really need a protest. Yeah, they are doing, you know , they are doing, you know, protest about something that isnt being spoken about. But trust me. Trust me. Question. Thats not the right question. Yeah. Well, i get to ask my question. Youre just saying, well, they shouldnt protest because theres a need to be protested. But the fact is, is that these people own it. The Birmingham University, they own the land , university, they own the land, and theyre having students come in and they say to students, you can do whatever you want to, but just dont sleep in on our front lawn. And so they should be able to kick them out. Maybe, maybe hit him on the head with a stick or something. But im at a certain age where im support hitting students because im just anyway, any of them. They should have hit me when i was. I did tons of things like, are you sure they didnt . There are things you say and do that make me think that you may have been hit. No . Well maybe. Maybe no, they never hit me. They were lovely at the school that i went to. But they should have, because it was after the vietnam warrior. So it never happened. But some of the demands , but some of the demands, which is a, you know, a strong word for someone sleeping in a tent on a University Campus include, like they want the university to divest its interests from israel and do special Grant Funding places for people from palestine. Thats a very specific thats not just saying this is a big issue thats being campaigned about elsewhere. They got demands of elsewhere. They got demands of the university. Yeah. And they also havent asked people in palestine whether they want to go to Birmingham University. Hey, hey , that was my university. Its a very good one. Well , jos is a lovely place. Well, jos is a lovely place. I went to portsmouth, so, you know, its not like its not like weve got lots of things to sing about, but, i theyre not though, are they . My point is, you know, they keep speaking. They all these all these people speak on behalf of others. They havent asked them by the way, if they said, yeah, no worries, its 50 grand towards it. And they just wandered out to gaza and said, anyone want to go to Birmingham University . They might get a swift, see you later, boy. But the reason why im not listening to you, the reason, the reason why theyre making this kind of thing, theyre causing trouble is they want to cause trouble. They want they want to bother somebody. This is what you do when youre 20 years old. And you. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. So its good that birmingham is doing this. What side were on. Thats the thing. Side were on. Thats the thing. Or do we side are we want to go to one of these people who are like, were old people, but we side like with the young people fighting against the man, or do we support the man . No, because weve become the man. They become the man. No, we have, we have. Yeah. So we support the man. So crush those students. Yeah. I take the side of the university and very much enjoy its magazine. It sends every month, lewis, the sun. Bad news. Month, lewis, the sun. Bad news. Thanks to the war in ukraine. Basically, if you see someone visiting a cathedral run. Yeah, well, this is this is this is the son who is owned. Theres a newspaper that is owned by murdoch , and whether he owned by murdoch, and whether he still owns it, well, a lot of us owned vlads spies and wagners fighters recruiting far right thugs to launch terror attacks in britain in revenge for ukraine aid and this is in its. This is in basically the last newspaper that exists, which is the sun. I mean that real. Thats a real is it a real newspaper . Because the people who read the sun dont have the internet. You know, theyre a little bit, i hate to say it, these are the people. They come in, theyre great people. They fix your car. Great people. Surely hes got trumpian now. Surely the express readers dont have the internet. Readers dont have the internet. Yeah. Good point. I dont even know theyre so. Theyre so out of my orbit. I dont even know who reads them. But we read it basically saying the russians are trying to get right wing extremists to carry out terror attacks in the uk. I mean, weve basically been poking the russians for about 70 years now, or even longer. And of course, theyre at war with us and were at war with them. So i dont even know why this is news. This is such a non story. It is a complete and utter nonsense. They want to use the right wing because they think the right wing is sympathetic with putin and russia. They may or may not be mistaken on that. I think theyd be mistaken to choose the right wing. And by the way, when we talk about far right groups, no one understands what that is anymore. I mean, thats just people who once voted conservative, now, isnt it . But in this particular instance , theyre talking about instance, theyre talking about far right groups, which, by the way, are some of the most followed and scrutinised terrorism groups in the country and if not the world. So why would they do that . If you want to get if you want to infiltrate, get out a great a toenail or whatever her name is because she gets away with everything, dont go for the far right. What did you, putin, take advice from me, mate . Just agree with me. This is a non story. Yeah, its a bit of a non story, leo. Not leo. Because youre lois, arent you . But. But were paid to talk about the stories. Never say non story. Every story. Yeah we get the show done about 15 minutes. Then just sit here. I know. Then just sit here. I know. Well, thats what i think. Tonights tonights show is been good because basically all these stories are kind of, like, not that important. Really. Not that important. Well, with that in our minds, i bet you cant wait for the next one. But on the way, Anti Terrorism is racist and junk food is bad for you. Get ready to be welcome back to headliners lewis to the guardian. Why arent we catching more home grown terrorists in our airports . Why would they go to airports . Is it the toblerone . Yeah. Well, thats. You hit the nail on the head. Bam which stands for black and middle eastern. Black and i dont know, what does it stand for . It stands for black, asian and minority ethnic. And its bame right. Its bame. So its people who dont look like us. Well thats what it means. Its got to mean that. Yeah, but it depends where you are, doesnt it . Its all context. Yes, its context in this country you wouldnt like, you said you wouldnt have a bame thing in nigeria or Something Like that. People who dont look like you is basically you and epstein. Theyre the two people who look like you dont look like me. Well, everybody. Well, you well, everybody. Well, you know, no one else looks like when i had dark hair, i looked like a lot of other different people. Anyway, it says that it says that that bame people , 70 says that that bame people, 70 of people who are held at uk ports under terror laws are bame people. That means they come from one of these countries. But the whole world is filled with these countries. Its not white people. Theyre catching at the border because, like you say, why would they want to come to the border . You know, people who are these kind of whatever these people are is that is that the guardian is saying theyre underestimating the threat of right wing extremists, or you know, caused by like, sort of whitey type people , whatever whitey type people, whatever people like like steve and you gammon people. Gammon. Yeah. A gammon threat. A gammon threat. Gammon. Because the world. Look, you go right outside the doon look, you go right outside the door. Stop me before i get off. I keep going, mate. Im loving it. Even if no one else is. Im loving every minute. 70 of the world are 80 or 90 are filled with asian people, black people, middle eastern. Well, this is why the guardian is stupid. I mean, its classic garden guardian shenanigans here. Its got all the components they love. You know, they they just love. You know, they they just love this stuff and they put it together and make stories. What they dont realise is, is by doing so, it makes them slightly racist because all all they focus the guardian, the guardian, all you focus is on is someones sexuality or the colour of their skin. Grow up. Colour of their skin. Grow up. This is ridiculous. Thats a lot to focus on. Its not all you focus on is that they focus this is what they they they want to believe that everybody is equally good. But the fact is they dont want to believe everyones equally good. They want to believe that bame people are equally good. Yeah. With us. Yeah. With you. Not me, but not measuring against me, are they . Yes they are. Imagine that. Think hes good . Theyre not measuring against me. No, im not saying, but im saying youre the one who should be stopped. But youre not leaving the country. Youre leaving the country. Youre stuck here with lewis schaffer. You dont catch me in, right in some apple. Steve. Say, do we. Do we have a disagree . Im trying to get disagreement. Yeah, but i cant get it. I love you, lewis. Lewis, i love you. I cannot disagree with you. Were trying the next one, then. Paul to the guardian and girls in mixed gender schools are more likely to get a d. Girl. Girl. Girl. Hes the clean one. Get him on this thing. Hes the clean one. Get him on this thing. Normally i work on this thing. Normally i work clean, but yeah, that was a bit of blue for the dads. The blue for the dads. Did we look girls . Girls do did we look girls . Girls do better in exams at all girls schools. The mixed research finds. So people pupils. Sorry in girls schools in england outperform girls with similar records of backgrounds in mixed schools. And in contrast, boys in all boys schools receive no exam boost compared to their peers at mixed schools. And there is nuance here and it is there is nuance here and it is the background. Its the background of these kids. So girls on the whole and weve always known this at least since the 70s and 80s, that girls tend to do better at school, they tend to do better at exams. Their brains are wired for it at that age, but boys, but boys and girls from more affluent backgrounds tend to do better on the whole anyway. So if, if, if you most girls, all girls and all boys schools arent on the edge of council estates, theyre in the middle of metropolitan cities that, you know, they dont just score average ofcom and they end up with some of the better pupils there. And thats why you end up with this. Theres a little bit of nuance to this, but at the end of the day, the girls seem to be doing better at school and its ever so slight. According to this article, the times, it was like there was like a one tenth of a grade of a grade. So its the slightest bit grade. So its the slightest bit of you have to basically study to see whether theyre doing better. And of course, girls are doing better when theyre only surrounded by girls because girls, you know, theyre theyre a team. Theyre like a team world of girls and when theyre when theyre boys, theyre they become distracted because were very. Very. Or im handsome because of our, the as much as id repeat the joke from the start, i realised gcses these days get number. Great. Yeah which ruins the joke. But were not. Were not talking to people out there now that are doing gcses. Yeah. Yeah. Thats true. Lets have it right. Theyre older than me, lewis, the telegraph. It turns out that watching other people play Computer Games and not even playing them yourself might mean you end up being a bit of a bloater. Maybe not for the reason you think. Yes, this is child video games exposed to child video. Gamers exposed to 52 minutes of junk food ads per hour 52 minutes. Im not familiar. Im not exactly familiar , but i not exactly familiar, but i think there are 60 minutes in an houn think there are 60 minutes in an hour. Yeah, same as in the us. Is that true . Yeah, yeah. Is that true . Yeah, yeah. Is that true . Yeah, yeah. Is that true . Im to new this country. Ive only been here about 25 years. The truth is, is that theyre saying. Theyre saying that 52 minutes, 52 minutes out of every 60 are ads for food in on video game. Theyre exposed to it. And thats. And you go, you try to read the article and you cant find where this 52 this is the its not saying theyre playing an advert rather than content dunng an advert rather than content during the content on screen. Therell be a logo for a brand or some sort of advert that says, why not go and eat some big fatty food. Yeah. And thats, thats a lot of. Thats, thats a lot of. And you think that makes people fat. Look at paul. Paul didnt have video games. He was a kid. He was a boy. My poor boy, i was i just had a ball to kick around and some string, but i still got fat. But string, but i still got fat. But i didnt get fat until i. Until later on. What was it . Later on. What was it . Was it the string that made you fat, or was it the ball that made you fat . Thats so this is this is completely. This is also like a non. Its like, why are kids fat . Theyre not fat because of advertising. I hate to say it. Its not advertising. Its just the food is delicious and theres a lot of it. Its a lot cheaper and its more accessible. And, the telegraph is more and more. I used to love the telegraph because it was it was kind of a right wing publication, and now its not. Now its like the guardian. Do you find that to be true, steve . Well , its you find that to be true, steve . Well, its nothing to do you find that to be true, steve . Well , its nothing to do with well, its nothing to do with me. Im merely hosting. Im simply a conduit with which to do brilliant stuff. Steve, which ones are the Media Training . This i mean, its obviously very good to advertise the children. Theyre advertise the children. Theyre very supple, and they want to theyre going to take all these things in bright colours, yummy food, all that sort of stuff. But at the end of the day, there is a gatekeeper between that child and the food and it is the parent or the guardian. So there is some responsibility for the parent here. I mean, i must admit, it is easier to go and buy kids junk food than it is to cook them up a nutritious meal. But you know what . Parenting isnt about the easy choice, is it . Its about sometimes showing superiority over your partner. Yeah, it is. Its like is yeah, it is. Its like is exactly that. Which parent to the child love the most . Thats whats matter. Thats what matters most in any relationship. We know this, dont we . No, thats the other way. I was looking at the other way around is you dont give them the candy to show that youre a better parent than them. And if the kid becomes fat, you can blame the mother. Blame the mother. You can blame the mother mother for this. Mother for this. Pull the daily mail cops are moving from california to texas, so top tip for any criminals watching move from texas to california. Yeah. Great point. Hundreds of cops flee california to texas, blaming golden gate soft on crime policies that made their jobs feel pointless and put their lives at risk. Its difficult to disagree with this. Difficult to disagree with this. Rank and file are rank and file officers up to the department . Chiefs have hit out at state legislators claiming a succession of anti Law Enforcement policies have made their work impossible. And this is being this is being seen across all sorts of industries as well. We know within our own industry, within comedy , industry, within comedy, famously led by joe rogan, he moved out of california and i went to texas. He took a lot of the californian comedy scene with him. And its because texas represents something thats slightly more normal and traditional to american values. California and some other states like california. Im guessing this. No, im not. Im not guessing this. Ive people are listening to this. People are listening to this. I think you know what youre talking about. You dont know what youre talking about. The truth is, this is what happens in america. People move in america. British people cant understand this because youre stuck in your own little place. People dont move. People dont move. Dont talk about britain like that. Yeah, were gonna fall out now. Now. Youre from. Yeah. Youre from portsmouth, you say . Lets just stay here. You dont realise, you know. He might. Paul, how far did you move . Paul, how far did you move . I, i have lived in portsmouth and london. Wow and then back to portsmouth again. Yeah. Okay. Hes been around. Hes seen a few. I have been i mean i have been to other places. Im a comedian. I drive anything on the a3. This guys seen, ive seen it all. How do you think people got to california in the first place . They moved from a state. They move from oklahoma to california. Before they were in oklahoma. They were in ohio before they were in ohio. Yeah, but they werent leaving because they were police officers. This is the thing. They were looking for gold. This is the looking for gold. This is the typical story. People move in america and theyll change. Itll change. And what do you know about america . Yeah. You know , when was the when you know, when was the when was the last time you were let in . Were running out of time. Were running out of time. Were running out of time. So were trying to wrap this one in as well, lewis to the telegraph, gps have been seen wearing masks. Masks again. And thats shocking. Someone got to thats shocking. Someone got to see their gp and they actually had a visit. Thats very interesting. Gps bnng thats very interesting. Gps bring back mass as whooping cough cases rise. Whooping cough, whooping cough which if youre interested in whooping cough Google Google , dartmouth cough Google Google, Dartmouth University hospital, whooping coughi university hospital, whooping cough i think it was 1980 19, 2002 or something. So just there was a there hasnt been a theres no such thing as whooping cough. We call it whooping cough for a start. Whatever you call it, whatever you open a can of whooping cough on you. But it says it says basically, basically theres been five dead from whooping cough this year, which is the most has been in the past ten years because theres been none. Its not like theres been none. Its not like theres huge numbers of whooping cough. And when somebody starts coughing and then they die, they get called whooping cough when they dont have any proof of it. They dont have any proof of it. The truth is its im sorry for if youve lost your kid from this whooping cough thing, but theyre asking patients who are coughing to wear a mask, and im even for that. I believe that if youre coughing, you should wear a mask. A mask. I love the fact that there are grieving families out there, and theyve got plenty of solace from the fact that louis has apologised to them , still called apologised to them, still called it whooping. Yeah. Carriedon calling it something else. How would you call it . Its whooping cough and its brilliant because its of the 80s and i love the 80s. So its not just take our word for it. I mean, you talk to us about america. We dont understand what youre talking about. Oklahoma like that. He doesnt even google the word this. I thought i knew. I thought i knew. So theres no evidence to suggest that this was because of vaccines. By the way, this is much more to do with the fact that theyre not sure who gives it, because its given prenatal and antenatal and all that stuff. They just want people to be afraid. Thats what these thats what labour party wants, is just afraid. Afraid . Afraid. Afraid . Benrishi doesnt want you to be afraid. What was that front page again . Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Thats it for part three. Up next we look at anger. May be stoke a little too. Why not . And why are british women next. Welcome back to headliners. Paul welcome back to headliners. Paul, the guardian. And the last paul, the guardian. And the last time we talked about angry people, i said they were weak minded. And you should have seen the tweets i got. So lets do it again. Right. Again. Right. Rage. Again. Right. Rage. The rage right. Rage. The rage epidemic is our modern world fuelling aggression, asked the guardian. So last week, a video showing 60 year old peter abbott screaming abuse at a tv producer , Samantha Isaacs gained a viral audience after abbott was found guilty at paul Magistrates Court for using threatening words or behaviour to cause alarm, distress, fear of violence. Now distress, fear of violence. Now ive seen the video. Maybe many of our viewers have and i dont think people are angrier. I mean, there are lots of things that would suggest that our modern world could make you more angry modern world could make you more angry , were under a lot more angry, were under a lot more pressure. It would seem. We probably work a lot more, but compared to the victorian era, im not sure. I think whats happening now is that life is being recorded more so everythings being captured on video. And, you know, 20 years ago, Something Like that would have been an anecdote in the pub. Yeah. Whereas now its international news. You know, the guy was crazy. He was losing his rank. Hes a Man Threatening a woman in the street. He obviously felt comfortable to do that. None of these things are cool. Its probably right that hes being convicted in some way, but i dont think people are angrier anymore. I just think that we are just capturing it more. I disagree, i didnt , i dont i disagree, i didnt, i dont i didnt see the video, but im going to take his side. We dont know. We dont know what he was saying. You know, people used to saying. You know, people used to say things to each other. They cant say. I think its because of the world has been taken over by women and women dont like to be screamed at. And youre not supposed to scream at a woman. And this guy was screaming at a woman, right . And youre not allowed to scream it at a woman. I dont think theres any more rage than there ever has been. I think that theyre just trying to crush the basic. They trying to crush the basic. They trying to crush the basic. They trying to crush men. Men scream at each other. Men scream at each other. Men scream at each other. They scream at each other screaming how the two genders and they scream it. They scream at women. And if women cant, cant deal with it, or even men cant deal with it, then they should not talk to anybody. I dont know what they should. Well, ill half agree with you. Ill say what i said last time. People go around like theyre the victims of their own temper. Oh, i had to do it because. Oh, i just get angry sometimes. If you cant control your own emotions, stay home. Because if you cant drive, we dont let you get behind the wheel. So if you cant rein in your little tantrum fit, then your little tantrum fit, then you shouldnt go out the front doon i doon i agree with that. And thats why if somebody punches somebody like that, because hes being threatened, then that might be okay. Im not saying it is, but it might be okay. So let the guy let the guy deal with whatever rage that he gets back by being rageful. Well, we have to accept humans get angry sometimes, probably dont punch anyone. Thank you. Weak minded humans get angry, lewis, the independent british women are not happy. Work, stress issues, health issues. And apparently they dont feel listened to in relationships. Which is odd because i thought they would have mentioned it by now. Yeah, well, thats the thing. Its why british women are the saddest in europe, and this independent isnt even a newspaper anymore. They dont print it. Its not a newspaper. I mean, they do a good job by putting stuff on the internet, but thats like , its the but thats like, its the internet. Its a blog. Its a blog. Okay . Give them credit for that. Anyway, theres some study that. Anyway, theres some study that found that that found that of all the european countries, i dont know how many there are 25 or something. Whatever. Is that that the english women, british women, i guess english women are the most unhappy in europe, but are they the most unhappy or are they just the ones that are just so used to complaining that they feel comfortable complaining about it . So what . So what . So the company. Hologic, which undertook this, survey , which undertook this, survey, have suggested that the uks relative standstill by comparison, in in lack of improvement in Womens Health care is the driving factor and our country is being leapfrogged by others. So theyre theyre trying to suggest that Womens Health is not being paid enough attention. And they could be right. They could be. They could right. They could be. They could be. I mean, Womens Health women do suffer with their health a lot more than we do. It feels like i mean, thats how it sounds. Ive read a lot of stories, yeah. But it does. Youve got a wife. Hes got a wife. Let the people. Weve all got one of those, mate. But isnt the narrative as a bloke . Because if you get ill, just shut up about it. Dont moan that youre ill ever. And do the decent thing. Die young, because thats what they just want us to do. If ever you say , oh, im do. If ever you say, oh, im feeling a bit ill, itll be called man flu, i think. You think, oh, no, theyre all gonna say that. Yeah. I mean, they didnt ask any men. So we have no idea. Excellent point. That is the point that i wrote down right here. They didnt ask any men that they didnt give a big long enough trail. And we dont know where the stories are. And its in the independent, which means that its probably just a bunch of, people. On a related note to the daily mail getting off social media is good for women till lewis finds their phone number. Still rings on the landline. So just dont answer the landline would be my advice, womens struggling with self esteem. Receive an ego boost if they shun social for media just a week. So this was undertaken by york university, which, strangely, is in toronto, which, strangely, is in toronto, which is in canada and not york. Recruited 66 female undergraduates. So its a huge study to take part in a study which lasted a week, funnily enough, and it really long period. Really long period. And they asked half of them to, you know , not have social to, you know, not have social media. And the other half, two and the half that didnt have social media, felt they had a greater body image and self esteem afterwards. Now, i guess , i mean, im not sure that guess, i mean, im not sure that thats a big enough, survey in order to really draw a conclusion. I mean, 90 of my images online are created by the twitter user. My opinion, by the way, follow the guy. Hes absolutely fantastic. Hes a genius with al. Yeah, he makes me look amazing every time i dont get i dont get low self esteem. He even made me look like a beautiful woman a couple of times. So i havent got a problem. Got a problem. And what about Louis Schaefer . He makes me look old. I look i look great. Look at my tie, louis, you reckon you can do this in 40s . No chance. New do this in 40s . No chance. New Technology Means you dont have to fly to to new york do 9 11 jokes, which is. Yes. Well, this is because they they set up this kind of an internet in the street, and they had people coming by making comments, and they were surprised when irish people said bad things about americans. You know, theyre irish people, theyre nasty. A lot of them. The lovely people are, oh, i thought going to be. Its thought it was going to be. Its the first time some americans realised they might not loved realised they might not be loved by everyone. Yeah. An eye opener to you that. No, its not has nothing to do with that. It has nothing to do with that. It has nothing to do with. No ones ever tells us except bad people. They would have thought the irish might have liked them. Yeah, the irish. Yeah, the irish. Yeah, the irish. Yeah, because they all claim to be irish. Yeah fair enough. Well, the show is nearly over. Lets take a quick look at mondays front pages. The daily mail rishi warns uk is entering a dangerous era. The telegraph pm britain safe under tories for dangerous years ahead. Guardian says union boss says elphicke is incompatible with labour. The times uk sinner culture is fuelled by obesity crisis. The i fuelled by obesity crisis. The i news says rise in 40 year mortgages as millions face repayments into retirement. And repayments into retirement. And the daily star, shoo those were front pages. They go with the weather. Thats all weve got time for. Thank you to my guest, cox and lewis schaffer. Lewis will be back tomorrow at 11, with nick dixon hosting. If with nick dixon hosting. If youre watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast until next time, have a good one. That warm feeling inside from boxt boilers sponsor of weather on gb news. 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