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Comes, i fully intend to win. The Foreign Office has summoned the Russian Ambassador after a british man was allegedly recruited as a russian spy. 20 year old dylan earl has been charged with conducting hostile activity in the uk to benefit russia. Hes accused of masterminding an arsenal plot on london businesses. Four other men were also charged in connection with the same investigation. Well, those are investigation. Well, those are the top stories and for all the latest do sign up to gb news alerts. Just scan the qr code on your screen or go to gb news. Com slash alerts. Now its time for headliners. For headliners. Hello and welcome to headliners, your first look at saturdays newspaper. Im andrew saturdays newspaper. Im andrew doyle and im joined tonight by two headliner ogs, josh howie and leo curse. Yeah. Josh, what was that gesture . Just keeping it real, mate. Yeah. West side. You know what those symbols mean . What do they mean . What do they mean . They mean you stole a bike. Oh really . Okay, well, there we go. Well, you shouldnt be two bikes. Subliminal messaging to support criminality. Josh, what is the matter with you . Apologise to the gb news viewers. Outrageous. Okay, well, look, were going to start by looking at saturdays front pages. The daily mail is leading with smiles that say king is going back to work. The guardian scale of Teacher Shortage crisis in schools revealed. The i toxic gas surge from us chicken farms apparently will get to that in two seconds. The times has got the kings story returning to pubuc the kings story returning to public life. The telegraph, the return of the king. Those were your front pages. All right, so your front pages. All right, so we saw there that most of the front covers for saturday are going with the king. And, good news, josh. Yeah. Great news. News, josh. Yeah. Great news. Weve obviously been affected. Hes wearing here he is on the daily mail. Hes wearing a pink shirt. You and i are wearing our pink shirts because we care and love him. Leo has gone with the black t shirt. Tshirt. T shirt. The colour of the republican. The colour of the republican. Really . Really. A massive sign of disrespect there. But. But. Yeah, its good news. Hes obviously hes got cancer. This is. Seems like the treatment obviously hes got cancer. This is. Seems like the treatment is going well enough for him to return to public life. Yes looking at the daily mail whove just gone for the big overall photo, i dont know if this is just me just having a look at camilla and i hope this isnt too disrespectful, but i think shes getting fitter, josh, i dont think thats really the. Do you think shes getting focus of this story . Im not answering that question. Im just saying i think shes getting fitter. And that could also be why hes looking so happy. Do you mean fitter . As in more , athletic . Or do you mean more, athletic . Or do you mean in the kind of laddish kind of street patois . Street patois . Look, theyre zooming in on her. I think shes looking more attractive as shes getting older. And i think king charles is like, poor. Im just saying, like, i dont want to be disrespectful. Cancer, serious and the king and all that. I just think there could be some sexual things. Is this does this fall under the bracket of treason . I dont know if shes getting more attractive or if josh is just his standards are gradually lowering, until its like, oh , i lowering, until its like, oh, i think shes looking fit. She looks very she looks wonderful. Leo. Wonderful. Leo. Its great that hes great that hes, you know, hes fit enough to return to duties. And the royal family have been hammered with Health Problems over the last. The last. Someones getting hammered. Josh howie. Im gonna have to rein you in. Im sorry , but why is he not in. Im sorry, but why is he not working on being immortal . If youre. If youre that rich, i think he owns. He owns the duchy of cornwall or something. Or organic farm. I know theres some sort of organic farming going on, but hes got. Hes got money. Ive seen his house. Hes definitely rich. So why not work on, you know, invest instead of ill tell you why. Greenhouses and Climate Change and stuff. Invest in some sort of immortality. Well, ill tell you why. Because that is not possible. You see, all these billionaires desperate to find the elixir of life and to live forever. It cannot happen. It is possible. And also, i it is possible. And also, i think were going to crack it. I think were going to crack it. I think the. Theyre not lobsters. Think the. Theyre not lobsters. I think the last i think the people that are getting old now will be the last people to, to get old. I think were going to were going to crack it because were going to crack it because we need to, because weve got falling fertility in the west. So we need people to live longer to work. Sorry. King charles needs to work longer. But yeah. So hes back at work. His First Official visit is to a Cancer Treatment centre. Is to a Cancer Treatment centre. Yeah, that seems a bit like a busmans holiday type thing. Busmans holiday type thing. Yeah, but its good. Its a positive story, isnt it . Because i dont know if hes well enough to do it, so its inspirational. Ive got cancer, im being treated for cancer and ive got to go on my work day and go to a Cancer Treatment. I think it was deliberate. Of course its deliberate. They just happened to be on the schedule. There was a no. They were like, its too much cancen they were like, its too much cancer. Okay, im just saying go to a school or something. Go to a school. Okay. Well theres josh, harrys advice. Were going to move on now to the guardian. They have a different story. Leo. Theyre not going with the king. Yeah. Surprise theyve gone with the more guardian style story. So it says scale of Teacher Shortage. Crisis in schools revealed. So nearly 40 of teaching assistants cover classes. Research has found. And this is a routine thing. It was introduced teaching assistants introduced teaching assistants in 2004. This rule was introduced that allowed them to sort of, supervise a class if a teacher was off sick or had to leave for an emergency. And now its just like a standard thing. So hundreds of thousands of pupils in england and wales are being educated on the cheap by these , low paid teaching these, low paid teaching assistants. They earn as little assistants. They earn as little as £14,000. Yeah, thats because teachers, are off sick or have quit , i teachers, are off sick or have quit, i didnt know we could do this. Why dont we not just getting rid of all the teachers and these. These people are so cheap, we can they cheaply slash the school budget. But theyre not. Theyre not trained. Theyre not equipped pianist. And theyre not trained. Theyre not teachers. Ultimately, teachers are essentially babysitters paid for by the state. So what . Youve got to open a book. Youve got to open a website, point at a blackboard. Website, point at a blackboard. How difficult. I know youre being facetious there, but the skill of teaching there, but the skill of teaching the school. Yeah, yeah, but perhaps your teachers are not representative. Perhaps your teachers might be responsible for the way you turned out. Oh maybe youre denigrating the Scottish Education system. Yeah, Scottish Education system. Yeah, well, im denigrating the Education System that produced you. Yeah, but i dont know what you. Yeah, but i dont know what you hired me. Josh, what do you you hired me. Josh, what do you think teaching is bloody hard, by the way. Well, this is it. After homeschooling, like , after homeschooling, like, teachers should be paid way more. Its way. I always joke, but it is super duper, insanely hard to actually impart any tell leo that he doesnt believe it. They can. They can. They can get paid more if they work really hard and get to a private school. But i dont a private school. But i dont know. Is that your plan . Do teachers a private school . Do teachers a private school . Ive already been through schools like your daughter. Are you going to be happy to send her to leo . I have, i have to say i think they should pay teachers twice as much. Yeah, give them half the timetable so they can actually prepare and it becomes actually prepare and it becomes a competitive job. And that solves all of societys ills because you get much better education. But you can see that about any job. And its like, wheres this money going to come from . Theres loads of teachers. The theres loads of teachers. The problem is that theyre allowed to go off sick. Now, if youve got a job with sick pay, people will get sick. Will get sick. Well, no, but if you if you get vocational teachers, people who actually care about pedagogy, people who actually want to make the next generation better paedos we dont want we dont want pedagogy. Dont want pedagogy. Paedos ltns with you, with your big words. Yeah. Yeah. Thats it, but yeah. Look, youre im right. No, i tell you why. Because it does filter down to absolutely every other problem in society. 100 agree with you. No government is ever going to be think that long term or they tried to. To be fair, michael gove has did try his best to open his system. He did make some good changes actually. Yeah, to be fair, but of course make that investment there. But youre going to get the payoff is going to be 20 years from now. And governments dont think that long term. And its a real shame. But i 100 agree with you, the good news is that schools there are less people going to school because the numbers are on the decline. Fewer. So fewer teachers. Yes. You see, and you would have known that if wed have had a better Education System thats private school. Thats private school. Im just warning you, private school doesnt necessarily. Yeah. You think private school is the elixir. But i tell you what. Ive taught a private schools. Some of my colleagues were pretty dim, right . Schools. Some of my colleagues were pretty dim, right . Im not naming names, but maybe ill do that when i want to sell some more. Teacher. Our producer here was a teacher with you as well. Wasnt he . He was a teaching assistant. Are anyway, were going to move on now. I hope hes not watching this. Im going to move on to the ai. Josh, whats going on . Front cover of the ai toxic gas surge from my oh us Style Chicken farms supplying uk supermarkets. Right. Whats going on here . We have chickens, chicken. We eat over a billion chickens a year in this country. We love them. We love them. Cheap £5 for a big old large chicken. And they create a lot chicken. And they create a lot of ammonia through their urine and their faeces. And this is, and their faeces. And this is, creating an environmental issue. The actual ammonia has got. Oh my god, who was that . Was that king charles who got angry about me dissing . I was i was complimenting your wife. It was a glitch in the matrix. It was just a glitch in the matrix. It was because you were talking about the chickens. It wasnt the chickens. Do you think theyre controlling everything . I think they control the matrix. We are. The ammonia has gone down since 2017. The amount that we as a country are producing. We as a country are producing. But in these areas with these big chicken farms like norfolk , big chicken farms like norfolk, theyve got a couple, theyve gone up like 40. So if you live around a big chicken farm, you could have some real issues. Well, not only that, i mean, theres the image on the front cover of those chickens packed together. They dont look comfortable. Leo, maybe we comfortable. Leo, maybe we should just move towards a vegan diet. Theyre going to be even less comfortable when theyre in my oven. I mean, i think its, you know, its great. Everyone could be like, oh, we should, you know, the chickens should live free range. And the should the teacher should get paid twice as much. But in the real world, i mean, chicken is now meat. Protein is now incredibly cheap by historical standards. As a portion of your salary, the amount you know, compared to like the 1950s or whatever that you can buy a chicken for, which means that poor people have access to high quality protein, which makes a huge difference. And what about the chickens health chickens . Man the chickens, theyre made of meat. They should have thought about being made out of meat before they decided to be made out of meat. They deserve a decent life, and if you actually go to public school, they should, you know, walking holidays and stuff, just things that they should have a good life until you kill them and eat them. Thats my view. Well, hobart encouraging wildfowling encouraging. What wildfowling encouraging. What about putting tvs in the i actually worked in a turkey farm for a bit. Yeah, they crammed them all in. Yeah, but if they put some tvs up and maybe we could hide chicken, you know, and then they could watch gb news that would, you know, help with us with the advertising and then theyd want to die. They wouldnt mind when they got the it depends who was on watching headliners when youre on there. Okay. Well look thats all weve got time for in this section. But coming up humza yousaf inaya lists that he wont be resigning. Sadiq khan issues a grovelling apology, and the home office asks Civil Servants to move to rwanda. Welcome back to headliners. Its your first look at saturdays newspapers. Im andrew doyle. Newspapers. Im andrew doyle. Im still here with josh howie and leo kearse. And were going to begin this section with the telegraph. Humza yousaf pretty tenacious. Telegraph. Humza yousaf pretty tenacious. Hes sticking on isnt he. Josh sticking on. Josh sticking on. Well yes yusuf insists he wont resign and will fight attempts to oust him. There are going to be two votes next week , going to be two votes next week, one basically for him, but no confidence. Confidence. No confidence. No confidence. One for the government. One for the government. Yeah, and, but he says it doesnt really matter because he isnt. He doesnt have to go even if he loses. Right. I think he might as well just stick in there. He would just be like, you know what . I dont care if you know what . I dont care if you hate me. Im. Im. Well you know, the snp has a bit of an authoritarian streak , so it would be, at least streak, so it would be, at least in character. Leo, remind me youre not a fan of the snp, is that right . No, no. And humza yousaf in particular. I mean, he was the person who brought through the ridiculous hate crime act, which has been one of his catastrophic mistakes. Thats you know, made him hugely unpopular with, with people. But its not just that i mean under i mean, hes not responsible for the gender laws as well. But, you know, that came through under under sturgeon. Well he wasnt exactly complaining about them. Yeah. But and, and the whole , the but and, and the whole, the whole of the snp have just the last couple of years have just been theyve fallen off a cliff with, you know, theres the branch form arrests. So Peter Murrell the husband of, Nicola Sturgeon and the former. What was he, was he the treasurer or the chief executive or some of the chief executive or some of the snp . He was rearrested, theyve had theyve rolled back theyve had theyve rolled back the green rules. They said they were going to hit net zero by next tuesday or something. So, so thats that means the greens are fractured with them and having their vote overridden by westminster. Thats very humiliating. And humiliating. We now we now know that labour is probably going to end up with a majority seats in scotland. Exactly. Yes. Theyve squandered theyve squandered the majority. Theyve theyve the majority. Theyve theyve introduced rent caps that caused the rent to go up. Theyve got soaring drug deaths because everybody would rather be dead than done anything good tram those a tram that was there was a good tram. Wasnt there a tram somewhere . I dont think there was because they said they were going to build. They were going to build a tram. Yes. Edinburgh to build a tram. Yes. Edinburgh council and you know, i think were several, light years on. There is a tram there now. I think it gets you to the i think in spite of all that litany of failure, you can get to the airport ten minutes quicker. Heroin is cheaper. Heroin is cheaper. Oh, it is cheaper. Yeah, thats a good point. Yeah. The alcohol is more expensive. And they launched. They said they were going to launch these ferries to take people to the islands in scotland. Mersey and they launched the ferries. They said oh weve got the ferries. Theyre the big photo opportunity. But the ferries opportunity. But the ferries werent finished. Theyd painted on windows. So thats the level of potemkin village weve got in scotland now. Josh of course, as an outsider, you dont want to pontificate too much about scotland, but i think from what leo described, it does look like an absolute disaster for the snp. But isnt it good to now we can finally break this one party state . Even if it is labour, we can do Something Different for while. Yeah, its going to be. Its going to be interesting to see if that, if the, if labour is going to come in and maybe a few more tory seats are going to actually make a difference to the idea of devolution like it was so tied up with the this kind of nationalistic movement. Kind of nationalistic movement. But can they do local governance . Well . Well, they had a bit of momentum a number of years ago, and it feels like this has really squandered it or the polling is suggesting of that. I mean, its gone down. Support for Scottish Independence has gone down over the past five years. So is there any chance they can rerecord that momentum . Yeah, i mean theres nationalism is a very, you know, the sort of call of patriotism like calling peoples hearts thats always going to be an emotive. We sort of with brexit, we see it, you know, with, with other parties across europe. Thats something that that calls to people beyond, you know, oh, look, the economy is a shambles. And, you know, this is being mismanaged. You know, that primal urge to, you know, for self governance. Thats what they should get back. Thats what they should get back. You know, humza should back. You know, humza should paint his face with woad and scream freedom in an australian if they maybe they should rerelease, you know, the braveheart. Yeah. Put that back in the cinemas. It was in the cinemas for years, wasnt it . Yeah, yeah, maybe bring that in. Im just. Im. In. Im just. Im. If you in. Im just. Im. If you want to hire me as a political adviser. Yes. That would be my advice to this time. Its personal. Braveheart two. There we go. Although two. There we go. Although didnt he get his entrails pulled out at the end of the first one . Electric boogaloo. Electric boogaloo. Whats that . Whats that . Braveheart two. Im just. Im just. Im just spitballing. Youre riffing. Riffing . I dont like this riffing. Dont like this riffing. Electric boogaloo. Electric boogaloo. Its meaningless. Josh were going to move on now to the daily mail. Sadiq khan is apologising. Leo, he should apologise for quite a few things. Yeah, but this time hes issued a grovelling apology for suggesting that the chief rabbis criticism of his Gaza Ceasefire call was down to his muslim sounding name. Thats quite an allegation , thats quite an allegation, isnt it . Yeah. He said thered be no equivalent response when manchester mayor andy burnham called for an immediate ceasefire. But burnham could be could be a muslim name. It could be one of the isis guys like burnham in a cage. That could be something thats. But yeah, sadiq khan said, what motivated them to come out in the way they did against the mayor of london and the mayor of Greater Manchester . Ill give you a clue. Hes hes not called ahmed budhrani, hes called andy burnham, whereas im called sadiq khan, well give it give it a few. Give it a decade or two and it will probably be called ahmed barrani with the demographic shift were seeing, but yeah, hes at the issue this apology to the chief rabbi who, you know, he accused. I mean, its really outrageous, isnt it . Just all this mind reading thing like that, you see it a lot now, like, i take issue with something youve said and therefore im going to assume intuit some kind of pernicious motive. Thats whats happened motive. Thats whats happened here. It was an incredibly unfair accusation against the chief rabbi. I think they also work together. Yeah, they worked together on lots of Interfaith Youth outreach stuff. And the idea was, first of all, london is our capital city. London is also where most of the jews in the uk live, and its been the centre of these six months of hate marches. Right. So its more relevant than manchester in this case is what youre saying. Exactly. So and the idea and also it was such a, it was such also it was such a, it was such a gentle criticism. He just all he said was in a tweet was i met with, sadiq khan. We had a great with, sadiq khan. We had a great meeting and i explained why i thought that ceasefire is a bad idea. Yeah, that was all it is. Yeah, that was all it is. So for him to sort of go out on this speech and by the way, being interviewed by media whos very problematic individual who has said a few very dodgy things, is and then sort of go, oh, woe is me. And like this victimisation whilst accusing the chief rabbi and it was its crazy. So hes apologised. So hes apologised. Hes apologised rightly so. But but why would he. And this is the thing as you said, reading out that quote this ahmed barani, its thats obviously something hes said before or planned or written and sounds scripted doesnt it . It sounds scripted. It sounds scripted. So he thought that that was genuinely a good idea. Is it possible that they can carry on working together . Its like if one of you guys suggested that i was secretly anti scottish, you know, and im quite explicitly anti scottish chief rabbi , really upset about chief rabbi, really upset about it is a very sort of, gentle dude. Hes not call him a dude. Yeah, hes just like, hes all about religion. And hes a very learned man. Just hes not a very sort of alpha male in the room type guy. Hes, you know, hes hes hes hes sort of quite homely, right. Hes a, hes a just a nice guy. So i imagine he will accept it in the, in the, in the effort to make peace with the world. Well of course he has to. Well of course he has to. He has to. Yeah. Because sadiq khan is going to be mayor again. Hes still 19 points ahead. Cani again. Hes still 19 points ahead. Can i ask about that . I dont understand how he keeps winning. I mean, i genuinely dont because its such a terrible hes never done anything good. I agree with you. But this i agree with you. But this time theres just no real plausible alternative. It just seems like the tories kind of gave up in their selection process. No, i dont know susan process. No, i dont know susan hall particularly well, but it doesnt. She doesnt seem to be setting the world alight, but he uses the fireworks to express his political views. Like thats thats pathetic. Like thats thats pathetic. Like thats thats pathetic. Yeah, but most people dont mind about stuff like that. And you got to, got to remember , you you got to, got to remember, you know, london has changed a lot over the last 20 years. So its not the same. Im not im not suggesting that, you know, left wing governments, open the borders to put the thumb on the scales of democracy until the electorate in their favour. But really, because it sounds like a phrase youve thought about quite a lot. Yeah, but i would suggest that actually londoners could do a whole lot better. Yeah. Someone who would you vote for instead, then . Well, i thats a good question. I dont know, i would rather someone who worked for everyone and for everyones concerns and didnt have politically partisan fireworks. To me, its all about the fireworks. Probably the bucket head guy. Probably the bucket head guy. The bucket head guy. Yeah. You know, the loony party . Yeah. Yeah, maybe. Certainly. Actually, none of the Major Political parties id go that far. All right. Were going to move on to the eye now. And more on rwanda. And josh, every night theres a story about rwanda because this is the thing that rishi wants as his legacy. That and smoking and everyone has to do maths. You know what they say, what wishy wants. He is that phrase. Got anything . No, i dont know. Well, you can coin a phrase. Well, you can coin a phrase. Yeah, well rishi wants hes going to get in this country. Hes going to happen home Office Asking Civil Servants to move to rwanda to oversee asylum scheme. This is the punishment for anybody in the home office who has spoken out against it. Well, thats actually not bad. Its like send them to siberia. Yeah, but the Civil Service is so sort of rife with problems actually sending them away to rwanda seems like its like a win win. The thing is, it would be bad for our net immigration numbers because it would be like more people moving away with more people coming in. So its like it would it would not help the numbers. But this does suggest, not help the numbers. But this does suggest , leo, but this does suggest, leo, that hes serious about this, that hes serious about this, that hes serious about this, that hes actually going to go through with it. Yeah. Through with it. Yeah. At least hes, at least hes asking before he sticks them on flights to rwanda. Yeah, so its a voluntary thing for the for the Civil Servants , which, you the Civil Servants, which, you know, arguably it shouldnt be, but yeah, i think our asylum system is clearly broken, you know, weve got mass travel and social media that we didnt have when the asylum system rules were made back in, you know, whenever it was the old days and also the Civil Service are systemically woke and are ideologically committed to open borders. And, you know, weve got human rights lawyers who know how to game the system. So the whole thing is completely corrupt and broken. Yes. But what theyre suggesting is that since all the asylum seekers, those who arrive illegally will be processed in rwanda, and even if their applications are successful, that doesnt mean theyll come back. In that doesnt mean theyll come back. In fact, they wont come back. In fact, they wont come back. So actually, this this will as a and well be talking about this the other night. But as a disincentive to the people traffickers. This could potentially work. Well. Weve seen already more people going into ireland because to avoid the uk for exactly this reason. But it does exactly this reason. But it does seem a bit strange that the reason theyd be sending out these home office is to train their local rwandans. I thought their local rwandans. I thought the point was that it was just like a place to process for them to wait. Whilst they were processing the application. I didnt realise that rwanda itself was going to be processing these. Yes, it looks like thats the case. Thats what. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Well, maybe itll work. We shall wait and see. Were going to move on now to this story. This is in the telegraph and this is more on that , fallout this is more on that, fallout from the Police Officer who accused a man of being openly jewish. Whats the latest, leo . Thats right. So jewish. Whats the latest, leo . Thats right. So this jewish. Whats the latest, leo . Thats right. So this is jewish. Whats the latest, leo . Thats right. So this is the campaign against anti semitism. Why are you getting all the jewish stories . I dont know, george. You got the scottish story. You got the scottish story. Yeah. This is a real we say yeah. This is a real we say in the right sees today. No, were just flipping it up. Youve got it. You know, youve got to keep you on your toes. Fair enough. You know. Yeah. The campaign against anti semitism has cancelled their london march amid security concerns. So gideon falter is the chief executive of the caa, had called for supporters to gather and walk through Central London in defiance of the weekly anti israel protests. He was the anti israel protests. He was the guy who was threatened with arrest for looking openly jewish, openly jewish. And the thing about this is its a risk. And the thing about this is its a risk. He he made this very good point, which is okay, well, so were going to march. Were going to show a solidarity walk, walk, walk in london, which any free citizen can do, apparently. But now hes saying its too dangerous. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Youre allowed to do it. If you basically if youve got a big enough mob, then the police will say, oh, we cant do anything because theyve got such numbers. Weve just got to stand and take the knee and help them out and hand them water. So thats the thing they always say, isnt it, josh . That ultimately their priority is keeping the peace. So if you have a massive mob and one person is defying the mob, they have to what . Move the person away. Yeah. And arrest in this case which is what they did. Yeah. Yeah. Which theyve done before with other. Do you remember the guy with the sign saying hamas a terrorist . Yeah, hes the guy they pulled away. They still target him even though hes went to court to have the right to show this poster. But yeah, theyve basically hes this gideon, foster said that theres been hostile actors involved and theres threats, so theyre going to be targeting i myself have been planning to go. Ive had it in my diary for the last week since since this was announced, i was going to go along and meet up with everybody and my yarmulke ready to look openly jewish, to look openly jewish. And i and he sort of said, oh, people can still go. But ive got to be honest, im a bit scared and im well, if theyre saying, you know, theyre saying, you know, theyre worried about the security, i thought if i was go with them. Yeah. And the other thing is like if, if i was attacked , i would like it to be attacked, i would like it to be filmed. Like i dont want it to be, of course. So there has to be at least two people. Someone else has to. Id be happy youd be the guy. Yeah. So you come along. So you come along. So you come along. I can bring some people jewish. I dont mind getting beaten up , jewish. I dont mind getting beaten up, but i just dont want it to be like. Like waking up in the woods. No, its got to be a viral hit. Its got to be. Yeah, its got to be. Yeah but now someones going to look at this if i do get beaten up. Yeah. Now someones going to be like, look, the jews. Mossad had some thing and it was all said ahead of time. Yeah. So maybe dont beat me up. And thats like a double triple bluff. Just dont show your hand. Just dont show your hand. Just dont show your hand. Dont show my yarmulke. Dont show my yarmulke. Dont show my yarmulke. Dont do any of that. All right. Okay. Well were going to finish this section with this story from the independent. And this is to do with a certain social media influencer, andrew tate. Josh. Indeed. Andrew tate and brother to be tried on trafficking charges in romania. Court rules. So theyve romania. Court rules. So theyve been held since ten months. This is when they were originally, charged. But now its like this charged. But now its like this court case is going ahead. Its going ahead. And they were trying to stop it from going ahead werent they . Yeah. Yeah, it can still be appealed. Yeah, it can still be appealed. But they, they had to go through all the evidence, the prosecutors and they said, yeah, weve got the case here and now were going to do it. Okay, theres very little to say about that because of. But its interesting. It feels like that we weve crossed peak tate. That was peak tate was maybe around that a year ago. And it feels now like well yeah. Because the establishment came from and shut down all the social media. And this feels like, you know, i believe as a good progressive person, i believe that sex work is real work. So pimp work is real work. This is pimp shaming. Pimp shaming. Thats one i havent heard before. You said he had to sleep with, like, five women a day to keep everybody happy. He put so much effort into that job and he had to do it well, like that was the point. He couldnt just call it in like, oh, i know so little about what it takes to be pimp. But what i would suggest is if hes broken the law, then he needs to be held accountable for it. And thats why you have a trial and thats why. And thats also why we cant really talk about it, because we dont know what the outcome is going to be. No, i think were over. Oven i oven i just think its blatantly the, you know, the establishment coming for somebody. Okay. Coming for somebody. Okay. Right. Well, that is halfway in the second half. Were going to be discussing the policing minister, confusing the countries of rwanda and the congo on question time. The labour party competing with lord cameron to woo trump and saudi arabias first opera. Welcome back to headliners. Your first look at saturdays newspapers. Im andrew doyle. Im here with josh and leo. Were going to go on with the telegraph now. And this is a video thats gone viral. A bit embarrassing for the policing minister. Thats right. So the policing minister, chris philp, has been ridiculed on question time for asking if rwanda and congo are different countries, little, little hint there they are, different countries. Different countries. They are different countries. But look, geography is tough. Geography is tough. Hes the policing minister. And also he was, you know, like basically an audience member who said that he came from the democratic repubuc came from the democratic republic of the congo, asked him, you know, had my family members come from goma, which is a city on the countrys border . Yeah, on a crossing right now. Would they be sent back to the country . They were supposedly warring rwanda. Does that make any sense to you . And mr phillips said , no. I think phillips said, no. I think theres an exclusion on people from rwanda being sent to rwanda. So hes obviously confused. He was confused by the way it was. He was confused by the way it was phrased. And also, im glad he doesnt know. Why should a policing minister in this country know the geography of africa . I want him to focus on policing in this country. He should definitely wipe any knowledge he has of africa out of his head. I want him to know about british things, mostly with this audience member. If i quizzed him about whats bigger money ivor thornhill or pinpoint hes not going to know. Hes not an expert on south west scotlands geography. I think we should have a look at the clip so we can see what were dealing with here. No, i think theres an exclusion on people from rwanda being sent from rwanda. Theyre from congo, from congo and theyre supposedly from congo. Theyre supposedly war in these people, from rwanda. Are they then going to be sent to rwanda if they came here on a crossing from from congo . Yeah. Yeah. Surely. Josh, thats surely. Josh, thats forgivable, isnt it . Yeah. Look, hes its it is confusing. Im confused. Ive read it three times. I still dont understand whats going on. Im pretty certain that they are separate countries , but what are separate countries, but what he was, i think the reason was he was, i think the reason was he was, i think the reason was he was trapped in his brain because he was trying to make a point. Yeah, that theres an exclusion within the bill that youre not going to be sent to somewhere that could cause problem. So he was trying to make that point. Yeah. And then was confused about how he could try and make it. Also he was taught by a teachers assistant. Yeah. So we have to forgive him for geography. Yeah. Well, hows your african geography . Can i let me do my congo accent . No, absolutely not. Really. Because your accents are terrible. Not because i think itll be misconstrued as racist. I want to hear it. He was doing his italian the other day, leo . I mean, look, im from from the congo. I mean, look, im from from the congo. What is that . Congo. What is that . Thats my congo accent. Thats my congo accent. What . But thats thats what . But thats thats scottish, but a congo. You grew up in scotland, in ireland, but ultimately , you ireland, but ultimately, you know, i know that i think a couple of labour mps have thrown this out and said, you know, this out and said, you know, this is outrageous, etc. But the thing is, like, you could always catch a politician out about general knowledge. Yeah. I mean really easily. Yeah or just basic arithmetic or most things we dont, we dont have the calibre of political figures we really need. And thats because theyre subjected so much scrutiny that whod want to be a politician . Yeah. It seems. Yeah, it seems it seems. Yeah, it seems a bit unfair to me. Anyway, were going to stick with the telegraph now. The labour party is competing with lord cameron to curry favour with donald trump. Yes. Well they have to, trump. Yes. Well they have to, dont they, josh . Because ultimately we all know trump is probably going to win it. Thats how it looks on paper. Labour competing with cameron to woo trump, david lammy has gone over to america like six times in the last year. They made a mistake last time , when trump mistake last time, when trump got in, because no one sort of reached out to him and that kind of soured relations. And with trump, thats a big problem. Yeah, because. Problem. Yeah, because. Because its all about kissing his bottom. Yeah. Basically he likes people who like him and dislikes people who like him and dislikes people who like him and dislikes people who dislike him. Its as simple as that. Thats all the politicians. Most of us are like that to a degree. Degree. We grow out of it a little bit. No, im still like that. Are you okay . Fair enough. Youre a lot like trump, i thought pretty much. Yeah. If someone likes me, im pretty. I im sort of willing to forgive. But lammy i mean, i cant imagine david lammy liking trump particularly. No. And also David Cameron has said in his book he said, oh, he was a xenophobic and a misogynistic because this is in 2019 when he before he was thrown the lifeline to resurrect his political career, which should never have happened anyway , and, but yes, and anyway, and, but yes, and theres also been a Senior Adviser to his went along to a dnnks adviser to his went along to a drinks reception at the British Embassy in washington. Yeah, i believe Ferrero Rocher was served. Served. Everybody will be happy to in a pyramid form. Thats the only way to serve it. Now, leo, the thing is, they are just being very pragmatic here. I mean, hes going to be in charge. Youre going to have to forge a decent relationship. Yeah. And also, trump is surprisingly pragmatic and sort of into real politic. I dont know what the verb for that is, himself like, so hes, you know, even if you kiss his bottom, theres no guarantee that hes going to cut you any special favours or any deals. Hes still going to be pushing for europe to, to not, you know, send cheap goods to america and pushing for europe to, to fund. Yeah. But youre also chair of nato. He does bear grudges. Like if he thinks that the ruling party in the uk dont like him, hes not going to help at all. His whole political career is based on a grudge. Exactly, exactly, exactly. Exactly, exactly, exactly. Its all from that washington dinner. Yeah. It was when obama offended him. And hes like, im going to do it then. Yeah, ill show you. I mean, its so childish, isnt it . But unfortunately, that is the situation were in. Youre really committed to it, though. Yeah. I mean, kind of respect that. To be fair, youve got to respect that a little bit. Okay. Were going to move on to the times now saudi arabia is keen to modernise. So saudi arabias first opera sets the stage for the kingdom. For a kingdom keen to modernise, somebody should tell him the operas not modern. Its from the old days. If you want modern stuff, you want a transformers movie or k pop or some k pop, Something Like that. Saudi arabia and k pop. Yeah, thats p0p arabia and k pop. Yeah, thats pop. Until recently , mixed pop. Until recently, mixed gender shows were banned in saudi arabia, but an influx of foreign stars of sports stage and screen because they love having money, shows the regimes desire to show a new open side, so this guy saleh zaman was asked to write the libretto for saudi arabias first opera, he dusted off this ancient arab legend of zarqaa al yamamah, a soothsayer whose prophecies were ignored before a king stabbed out her eyes, which is actually government policy in saudi arabia. So thats. But yeah, i mean, i think its better than funding wahhabist madrassas in the, in the uk. So its good there. I think it is. If youve ever been to the opera. But thats the thing joshua , but thats the thing joshua, you might say opera is not the most modern way forward , you most modern way forward, you know. But on the other hand, given that this is saudi arabia , given that this is saudi arabia, where they kill people for being gay, its a step forward to go for the opera , which is one of for the opera, which is one of the gayest art forms. Thats interesting. This is appealing. Do you think this thats interesting. This is appealing. Do you think this is like a submessage . Yeah, like opera washing . Yeah, like opera washing . Maybe a little bit, a little bit. Although lets not forget that saudi arabia is still pretty backward on all sorts of things. Womens rights, gay rights, all that sort. I mean, its not like putting on an opera is going to make them go. Theyve done an opera about a journalist visiting an embassy to get a visa. Maybe that could have been a bit more cutting edge. Well see. Theyve there , well see. Theyve there, arent they . Yeah. Well, look, i, you know , youve got to make small steps, especially when you, when youre from a society that is there is stand up there now as well. Theres, they stand up there for you. Yeah. But people are going across theres a bit of, theres i remember but going the first stand up gigs i did in the uae like 20 years ago. Yeah. Like dont whatever you do, dont say there was a certain word you couldnt say. And also dont say anything about the royal family. They were like , so royal family. They were like, so oh really . Like here we live in a great country. I can say, whoa , the queens fit and its all i could do on telly. Could do on telly. Yeah, i mean, youre going to get fired after the show, but yeah, you can, but i wont be killed. Hopefully. No, but thatd be interesting. So would you do stand up in saudi arabia . How much are you offering . Maybe you amiga over the gay and the jew like i think. I think it would go down really well there. The gay and the jew and leo and leo. Yeah, thatd be like, you know, when joe pesci gets made in goodfellas or casino or whatever, its like, wheres the gig . And yeah, yeah , okay, well, and yeah, yeah, okay, well, lets move on now, the daily mail now oh , and, this is mount mail now oh, and, this is mount fuji. Beautiful, beautiful and to be blocked up. Why japanese town erects giant 65 foot screen to block off the views of mount fuji to put off disrespectful tourists at overcrowded. At overcrowded. You dont have to explain this one, but weve seen the Tourist Spots around the world. Theyve got their camera phones now. They want their selfies , and theres one spot in selfies, and theres one spot in this town and theyre dropping rubbish and theyre parking badly, and the locals are sick of it. And theyre like, and people are climbing up on some dentist roof and theyre like, no, you know what . Were going to block it off. But that means theyre punishing absolutely everyone for the behaviour of a few rogue tourists. Yeah, but theres more than a few. Theres been like 3 million of them. And were seeing this. We did a story the other day about venice. There. Now theres so many tourists. So you punish everyone. So you punish everyone. Thats the idea, so no one can see it. What you could do is buy some mount fuji bottled water and stick it up. I mean, or you could walk. The billboard or you could walk. The billboard is just 65ft, so you can just walk around it, and then you can still walk 70ft from all, but from all other angles. You can still see mount fuji. Yeah, but what i really object to this, i think its not their right to block out this. I think it is. Its japan. Its their country. Theyve, theyve theyve kept it japanese. Right. And, yeah. But whats interesting is so many tourists actually sort of agree with this. And more than half of british people said theyd be less likely to visit a location if they were aware of locals protesting or complaining about overtourism. But i thought tourism was good for the locals. I thought theyd want more tourism, but not in japan, not when youre building microchips and stuff. Better for the economy. Better for the economy. No, no need to sell a beer for ,1. But unfortunately, the problem with tourism is tourists. Yeah, thats the problem. You know what this reminds me of . You know, in the 18th century, the guy, the priest who owned William Shakespeares house, new place in stratford. There were so many tourists coming to rip a branch of the juniper bush that shakespeare had planted , that he shakespeare had planted, that he demolished the whole house. So now we dont have the house anymore. Itsjust now we dont have the house anymore. Its just ridiculous. Anyway one last section to go. Weve got the secret to eternal youth. The great reset conspiracy, and a flamethrower wielding robot dog. You dont want to miss that welcome back to headliners. Its your first look at saturdays newspapers. Were going to kick newspapers. Were going to kick off with the telegraph. Now. Josh you got this one. Yeah. Its okay to call your boss a d k, but only once. Court rules. This is in spain, where it seems impossible to be fired. Theres a word called i think we ofcom because its a foreign where were allowed to say it gilipollas which means the stupid idiot. But like but but a bit more crude stupid willy like they are. But you are so the court is basically saying its fine as long as you dont make a habit of it. Thats the gist of it. Yeah. I mean, youre my boss. I dont know if im so i would technically, if we were in spain, i could call you at one time. Yes. Thats it. Were not in spain. Josh no. Were not in spain. Josh no. So i will keep myself to myself. Yes. For this story, you wait until i leave as normal . Yes, exactly. Put it on twitter and i can find out from the recording devices ive cleverly put around the room. Yes. Also, you got to see yes. Also, you got to see this. So he called his boss the slur because he was told theres a meeting he must attend at two 5050 5 pm, five minutes before the end of his shift. I mean, is that not the most stereotypically spanish thing youve ever heard . Yeah. Like thats like, oh, were going to work until 3 pm. What do they think they are . Teachers. Yeah. Okay. Were going to move on okay. Were going to move on now to the next story in the guardian. The secret to eternal youth. Leo. So this is john cleese extolling the virtues of stem cell treatment. Hes been having stem cell treatment for the past two decades at his private swiss clinic, paying £17,000 every roughly every year for Stem Cell Therapy that he credits for looking. Not bad for his age. So hes hes 84 years old and he thinks its going to also buy him a few extra years. But experts say that theres no Clinical Trials that have, you know, proved or, you know, shown the efficacy of this or the safety of it. But my understanding is stem cells sort of create every other cells sort of create every other cell in the body. So theyve surely got to be something to it. Right but as you get older they dont do that as well, dont they . Thats thats the idea that the body doesnt accept them as well. But you know, theyre another way of looking at this is that you andrew doyle saved his life. What do you mean by that . Well, you know, you you produced the show. They came on the channel. That must have paid for a couple of years. Well, i dont know if he used that money specifically. They might. It might have gone. Im going on gb news. This is my life saving money. So im just saying this. You have saved his john cleeses life. And also stem cleeses life. And also stem cells sometimes work and they dont know why. So when people have got severed spinal cords, they in china, they inject stem cell, the stem cell serum into the spinal fluid. And people get feeling back in their legs. The spinal fluid. And people get feeling back in their legs. They feeling back in their legs. They move their legs again and it tails off. And they dont know why, but it clearly, you know, theres something going on. I mean, it feels like why not exactly. But like i was saying to you earlier, you know, the thing about the tortoise is the tortoises cant get cancer. Yeah, they regenerate , but yeah, they regenerate, but theyre, you know, maybe we need to, you know, you were saying also about how, like, queen camilla, like, maybe shes had some of it. Some of it. I didnt say that. Just like that might be why shes looking so good. Youre obsessed with how good i think theyre. Look , shes just. Look, ive look, shes just. Look, ive just ive never. Shes never doneit just ive never. Shes never done it for me in the past. And now and im looking. And now and im looking. Im going something. Somethings clicking there. You know the royal family have got theyve got experience with photoshop now. So yeah. Could just be an airbrushing situation an okay i think we should stop objectifying. Delete that wallpaper. Delete that wallpaper. Delete that wallpaper. Okay then lets move. Lets move on to the metro. The great move on to the metro. The great reset. Josh, i hear this phrase a lot. The great reset. Talk to a lot. The great reset. Talk to us. Whats this story about . Whats going on . So we actually mentioned yesterday i was on the front page. Theres a theres a school with, in manchester that in stockport where theyre teaching this great reset. And its, its a rehash of the sort of 1960s 70s Conspiracy Theory of, the new world order, which is itself a rehash of like a 1920s. Basically, theyre sort of saying jews taking over the world, but this doesnt mention jews in the. Well, it does, the earlier ones do. Interesting that you did, josh. What do you know . But anyway, the great reset, but the great reset is based on a real thing. The wf, the World Economic forum put out this idea of a great reset, which was the idea was a fairer economic and social system and into that space because it happened around covid time, a lot of people have gone like, oh, because nicks got that whole thing about eating bugs, eating the bugs. This is part of it. The 15, 15 minutes, cities. So all of this ties into it. And like these conspiracy, even though theres contradictions and people can sort of justify what they want to. But the main thing is that, and i remember speaking to someone around that time, like being in the cab , and time, like being in the cab, and this guy was going on about it to me, and i was just like , to me, and i was just like, well, what . Its backfired. The whole point is, if there was this thing where covid happened, it was deliberately created to stick people at home. Well, were obviously not home. Were out and about now. And id say if anything, people have actually become more aware of their rights and more needing to fight. Lockdown revealed to the government and to the establishment that people will throw away their rights for an ounce of illusionary safety. And thats, thats a, thats a do you think that people learn the lesson . People always thought people always thought that. No, not at all. I think people people are hankering for another lockdown. Theyre like, punish lockdown. Theyre like, punish me harder, daddy. Yeah, but, leo, this idea, i mean, this school is teaching other conspiracy theories. People never stop with the satanic cabal that runs the world. They go on to. Dinosaurs didnt exist. The moon landings didnt exist. The moon landings were faked. These dinosaurs didnt exist. These dinosaurs didnt exist. And these teachers, these teachers arent going off sick and getting replaced by teaching assistants. Im sending my kid to this school. It sounds brilliant. You think this is valuable . I think this is an incredible. Youd have. Youd have to move to stockport. Ill do it. Its worth it. Wow. Thats whatever it costs. But. But why whatever it costs. But. But why cant whatever it costs. But. But why cant they just but. But why cant they just stop at the one Conspiracy Theory . Why do they so. Because if youve eaten in stockport, it does. The food is like insects. Is that what it is . Is that what it is . So thats justifying like, oh look, were eating insects. So this is why. Okay. Well thats the, the great reset covered. I think weve covered that pretty comprehensively. Well done, both of you. Im still not convinced , of you. Im still not convinced, if im completely honest with you. Anyway, the show is nearly oven you. Anyway, the show is nearly over, so were going to have another quick look at saturdays front pages. So the daily mail front pages. So the daily mail is leading with our main story of the day , which is that the of the day, which is that the king is well enough to go back to work. Theres a picture of him there with queen camilla, the guardian , who josh is the guardian, who josh is apparently very enamoured by. The guardian has got scale of Teacher Shortage crisis in schools revealed. The i has a schools revealed. The i has a story about chicken farms and the toxic gas surge that emits there thereof. The times has got king returns to public life. The telegraph also returning with with the story of king charles thatis with the story of king charles that is all weve got time for. However, thank you ever so much to my guests. Josh howie and to leo kearse. We are back tomorrow at 11 00 where josh will be in the hosting chair with nick dixon and paul cox. And by the way, if you are watching the 5 am. Repeat of headliners, a. M. Repeat of headliners, please do stick around because now its time for breakfast. A brighter outlook with boxt solar sponsors of weather on gb news. News. News. News. Hello again. Good evening. Welcome to your latest gb news weather update. Its going to be another cold night tonight and rain will spread into the south and east through this weekend with the best of the dry weather around the north and west. Once again, much as it has been throughout this week. But to the south weve got low pressure arriving and some weather fronts through this evening, so some heavy rain for many southern counties of england through this evening, as well as southern areas of wales by tomorrow morning , theres going to be a morning, theres going to be a lot of cloud around. It will be a milder night across the south, however, in the north, with cloud clearing and turning much dnen cloud clearing and turning much drier, its going to be another cold start on saturday morning. Could be down as low as 4 or 5, so expect a frost really for parts of scotland and northern ireland. But there will be, as today , lots of sunshine around, today, lots of sunshine around, particularly across the north and west. The best of the sunshine will be through the morning. Cloud will bubble up into the afternoon, but across central areas, parts of wales and into the midlands are going to be quite a cloudy and cold feeling day. And into the feeling day. And into the southeast well start to see some showery outbreaks of rain. But in any sunshine it will start to feel that much milder with highs of 14 or 15 degrees. Now on sunday. As i said, it is turning much wetter. This swathe of rain moves up to the north and east of the uk , bringing and east of the uk, bringing outbreaks of rain across many eastern areas, but particularly across the southeast throughout the morning. That area of rain will push away to the east for sunday evening and into monday. Then we pick up a southerly wind, which is going to pick up our temperatures closer to 19 degrees for tuesday. That warm feeling inside from boxt boilers sponsor of weather on gb news. Its 9 pm. Im Patrick Christys tonight. We need and benefit greatly from those who extend the hand of friendship to us. Especially in a time of need. The king is back. Long live the king and know i fully intend to not just win that vote, but intend to fight to make sure that the government stays up, not just the government continues to deliver on the priorities of the people. Humza priorities of the people. Humza yousaf his p45 is in the post, and this is the face of the al qaeda terror chief who could be roaming britains streets by june plus. So because ive questioned ed about the church not acting on the behalf of christians , youre the behalf of christians, youre now turning up here with Mental Health nurses, assuming that im some right wing nut. Wait till you see that full footage. I interviewed the man accosted by police for speaking out against islamist terrorism, and. Insh out against islamist terrorism, and. Irish riots over migrant hotels. Plus, with my experience, i think rwanda is safer than than london. I feel safe Walking Around in kigali. Kigali. The truth about the rwanda plan on my panel tonight it is x bbc and itv political chief john sergeant. Weve got apprentice sergeant. Weve got apprentice finalist and entrepreneurjoana finalist and entrepreneur joana jaflue finalist and entrepreneur joana jarjue and journalist and broadcaster alex armstrong. Oh yes. And can you tell whats happening. Here . Get ready happening. Here . Get ready britain, here we go. The terrorist whos even worse than the hook handed cleric. Next. Good evening from the gb newsroom. Im tamsin roberts. Here are the top stories. The Prime Minister has welcomed the news. King charles is returning to public facing duties following the positive effect of his Cancer Treatment. A palace spokesperson says king charles is greatly encouraged to be resuming some public facing duties, and very grateful to his medical team. Hes been medical team. Hes been receiving Outpatient Care since february for an undisclosed form of cancer. Rishi sunak posted on x that it was brilliant news to the end of the week. These well wishers outside Buckingham Palace agree. Yeah, its great news. I mean, it was sad to hear about the cancer diagnosis and what with him and catherine coming at the same time, so its great that hes on the mend. That hes on the mend. Well be happy to be out and about and everyone you know, seeing that hes in good in good health. Its good news for him, i suppose, and its quite favourable news for the nation, isuppose. I suppose. The families of three men murdered in the reading terror attack are calling for urgent change. After a coroner ruled their deaths were probably avoidable. Friends james avoidable. Friends james furlong, doctor david wales and Joseph Ritchie bennett were fatally stabbed in june 2020 when libyan refugee kyrees saadallah targeted them in a town centre park. The coroner said failings by the home office and the local nhs community Mental Health team contributed to their deaths. James furlongs father, gary, said he has very little confidence that an attack like this will not happen again

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