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Three people were injured. Emergency services responded, including wales air ambulance. Police say the injuries are not life threatening. Forensic teams were on the scene and a knife has been recovered. The suspect remains in custody. Superintendent ross evans spoke to the media. I am aware that there is footage circulating on social media, and i would ask that this is kindly removed to preserve the integrity of the Ongoing Investigation and to avoid further distress to those involved. This was a very involved. This was a very distressing incident and our thoughts are with the victims. Thoughts are with the victims. An online terror group has become the first of its kind to become the first of its kind to be proscribed in the uk. Mps be proscribed in the uk. Mps voted for neo fascist group terror graham to be banned. The home office says the group publishes propaganda designed to incite followers to commit violence. It was credited by an violence. It was credited by an attacker who killed two people in an lgbt nightclub shooting in slovakia in 2022. Support for the group will be illegal, with punishments of up to 14 years in prison. Three men have been prison. Three men have been arrested following the deaths of five migrants, including a young girl, while trying to cross the channel yesterday. National crime agency says they were arrested on suspicion of facilitating illegal immigration and entering the uk illegally. Now those detained include two sudanese men aged 22 and 19, and a 22 year old south sudan national. Comes as figures from the home office show that more than 400 migrants crossed the channel yesterday. The army says channel yesterday. The army says three soldiers were hospital ised today when household cavalry horses bolted in Central London this morning. Several military horses were spooked by construction noise and unseated their riders before making off. Video posted to social media appeared to show one of the animals covered in blood. At least four people were injured as they galloped their way through the busy city streets. They were eventually rounded up and transported for veterinary care. Well, for the latest care. Well, for the latest stories, why not sign up to gb news alerts by scanning the qr code on your screen right now or go to gbnews. Com alerts. Now as promised, its our headliners. Promised, its our headliners. Thank you. Ray. Hello and welcome to headliners, your first look at thursdays newspapers with three comedians. Im leo kearse and tonight im joined by the peoples gam and paul cox. And a man who only eats gammon. Its Lewis Schaffer. How are you both doing. Great. Its great to see lewis. Its great to see lewis. Its great to see lewis. Its great. Great to see you, paul im sure weve ever had. And thats really saying something. Maybe. Lets have a look at thursdays front pages as the times leads with england worst in world for underage drinking. The telegraph has starmer refuses to match prime ministers defence budget. The guardian leads with labour pledges to nationalise rail network in five years. The metro leads with prime minister. We fly in july talking about the rwanda flights there. The i news has revealed labours plan to nationalise railways. And finally, the daily star has greasy fry ups will turn us into zombies. And those were front pages. And lets have a closer look at those front pages, starting with the guardian. Lewis. Yes, labour pledges to nationalise rail Network Within five years. This is in the guardian. And i guess thats. Guardian. And i guess thats. I dont know how this is news, because it hasnt happened yet. I guess its news because theyre saying what theyre saying. Its going to happen within five years. Within within five years, like the same way were going to get, you know, people shipped to rwanda. But do you but do you think its a good idea to nationalise the rail network . It is a good idea. And one of the major complaints is, is no internet, right . This is this is what theyre complaining. This is what this woman seriously, one of the major complaints. It says it right here. It says it says it right here. It says it says its tethered to your phone. I mean, not that im somebody to give out, you know, internet advice, paul. No, but i mean, the i, i use the, portsmouth to london waterloo line quite a lot. Yeah. Which is not going to help now is it. People are going to attack me. Yeah, dont , but, the signal yeah, dont, but, the signal is terrible. Is terrible. So it doesnt matter if you tell it to your phone anyway, i think. Look, all that aside, i dont think. Why dont you just download enough internet to last you for the journey . Yes, but some of the things i want to download are not, for the train, mate. So so what i would say is getting back to the story. Yeah. Getting back to the story. Yeah. Is that all things have been tried, havent they . Now, we may as well nationalise. I think this is probably a good pledge from labour. It fits in with their Union Unionist values. But were essentially, as the public are propping up the railways anyway, wouldnt you say . Although, i mean, people people make this argument that, you know, the rail Rail Networks and, you know, in particular water companies. I mean, its not its not a free market because the only way you can you can choose a new, you know, water provider is to move house, which is an impractical way of, you know, changing your water provider and you know, the same. Similarly with the Rail Networks, i mean, theyre on rails, theyre literally on rails, theyre literally on rails. Rails. Well, thats the interesting point, is that you have one Train Company per train line going in one direction. Why not have two . Why not say well give one train, you know, at the top of the hour, the other train just a complete free for all. What could possibly go . What could possibly go . It works that way with, with flying across the across the world. Yeah. You know, youve got different planes going in different. Different. I would just be good to a one person to blame rather than 16 different operators to blame. I mean, i dont think its an easy job to run the railways in this country. There at the same standard they were in 1860, which is when they were at their peak. And, and, and its a zillion dollar project, isnt it . Youd have to revamp the whole thing to get it up to any standard to be matched anywhere else in europe and across the world. I mean, imagine you look at japan and places like that, the bullet train and all that sort of stuff where zillion years away from that. So i just, you know, bring it in house. Why not . Well, i dont know. Im, im just a bit weary of, of creating a communist state thats just, you know, im just im going to read some history books anyway. Moving on. What have the telegraph got in the front cover . Paul starmer refuses to match pms defence budget. Now the angle here is primarily from , angle here is primarily from, johnny mercer, which is the veteran minister, and hes saying labour are again are refusing to back our plan to spend 2. 5 of gdp on defence. So the conservatives are now setting out their stall. And this actually from , the this actually from, the conservatives perspective in the run up to the general election , run up to the general election, its quite a strong point. They havent got any others. To be fair, this is their strong point, however, to be fair to starmer and, you know, dont like to do that too often, but theres going to be a defence spending review. There always is. Every four years or whatever it is. And theres going to be one probably within his first tum. Also, hes never seen the books. We know thats an old adage of his, but he hasnt. So whats he going to commit to . What the what the tories are doing is spinning this quite deliciously is theyre saying, well, look, theres so much going on in the world. Were saying were going to support that. Youre not going to commit to anything. Yeah, i think youll have to. I mean, we were discussing earlier how he started wandering around the streets of britain with Saint Georges cross on his back, pretending to be as british as the rest of us. Whereas the keir starmer is the one man who can walk around london with a with a Saint Georges cross on and not get beaten to the ground by the police. Exactly. Yeah get lifted above. Yeah. Yeah. Told he can just run around on top of statues and lewis. I mean its an improvement from the days of corbyn when never mind the defence budget. You know corbyn was basically like well give the defence budget to russia and they can walk in. We welcome the tanks into, into the uk. I think that was one of his policies. Corbyn was successful while corbyn was the shadow leader. Whatever successful, i mean whatever. Can i whatever successful, i mean whatever. Can i finish my. Youre gonna have to lewis. Youre gonna have to lewis. Youre gonna have to lewis. Youre gonna have is that is that he was successful because there were no attacks by russia on britain during that is a good point, leo. Its a good point, yeah. I dont know what his defence plan was. I think it was just like knitted socks for all or something, wasnt it . I dont know what it was. I that was my biggest problem with corbyn. Now a lot of people have a lot problems with corbyn. My biggest problems with corbyn. My biggest problem with corbyn was his. Im from portsmouth. I understand the navy and how important it is to us as a country and or to portsmouth as a place. Absolutely. To portsmouth as a place. But you know, again, what i said, but he never really understood it. Yeah. He never really understood it. And this is where people like penny mordaunt, whos the north portsmouth mp, do understand these things. And it will go in torys favour. However, we dont know what, we dont know what labour are going to do. Theyre going to have to pledge something. But what they do know, one of the reasons that theyre not going to pledge is that in order to increase, youve got to take away from the civil service. Yeah. And theyre not going to theyre not going to commit to any of that at the moment, because, you know, theyre going to come in fresh and theyre not going to want to do that. Yeah. Okay. Well lets move on and have a look at the times. What have a look at the times. What have they got on the front cover . Lewis. The times, the times have the horses the horses, it looks like an ad for that. What is that . Lloyds. What is the one, the one with the woman, the black Scottish Widows. The Scottish Widows is that the one with the. I think lloyds has got the horse. The black horse. Yeah. The black horse. Yeah. The black horse. Yeah. The black horse. Yeah. But this is i mean its quite a striking image. It is a, its a black horse and theres a white horse covered in blood. I assume its the i assume its the horse is blood and not the blood of, of english englishmen in. Well, they said that there were four horses. Five horses were four horses. Five horses were spooked, were spooked, and, the riders were, were how did they say it . They didnt say. Thrown to the ground of rock hard ground. They were dismounted. Dismounted. Yeah. Yeah which can be painful. It cant be very, very painful. So it cant be very, very painful. So thats a thats a good news there i guess. Anyway england worst in the world for underage drinking, a third of 11 year olds have been have had alcohol. As study says, middle alcohol. As study says, middle class is normalised, harmful habits. I looked into this and actually, british youths are the best at drinking. Were drinking. This is the point, isnt it . This is a good news story. Were top of the league here. Our teen, our good news. Our teenagers can out drink. Anyone in europe and the world. So look , its not all bad news, is it . No. Come on, the times. What are you talking about . England worst for underage drinking. England. The best for underage drinking. And how on earth are we beating scotland . This is what scotland. You know, they feed their babies buck fast , as you know. So buck fast, as you know. So i cant understand how weve managed to top this league. This is a blooming good story, leo. You see, youre glad, the childrens liver is getting toughened up for later. I mean, its only normalising harmful habits, but everything we do, i mean, weve been normalising harmful Mental Health habits since the beginning of the world. This is how you get over it . Well, i can explain why, why drinking isnt so popular in scotland. Its because of the minimum unit alcohol pricing, which makes alcohol one of the more expensive ways to get fully twisted off your gerd in glasgow. So, you know, the scottish young people turned to street barbiturates and yeah, horrible, horrible drugs like that to to, dull the pain of living in scotland. Instead the last time i said that a children in scotland , took smack, i got in scotland, took smack, i got about six weeks of abuse from people in scotland. Just one bloke, really. So im not going to say that tonight. Yeah because i didnt mean it then either. Youre din. Well, fortunately it was just on twitter. I mean, imagine if there wasnt a if you were paraded down sauchiehall street with your saint george cross on your back, i wouldnt be here to tell the tale, mate. The tale, mate. You got anything to say . You got anything to say . I, i dont you know , i, i, i dont you know, i, i finally, finally was on the front cover of the daily star. Paul lets get squeeze that one in. Just days after warning the full english breakfast is dying out. Another cheery food boffin says greasy fry ups will turn us into zombies. Well here we go. Eating highly processed food like fry ups is creating a nafion like fry ups is creating a nation of insomniac zombies because its just full of all the nasty stuff that that lewis always talks about. Yeah, lewis, youve been saying this for years and the boffins on the daily star agree with you. No, i dont i dont say this because theyre theyre what is it, a fry up. Fry up is all meat. Its all animal fats. And its actually good for your sleep. Theres beans. Thats thats not a meat thats bad. Thats bad. But you could always buy mushrooms. But when i go to my favourite restaurant, wetherspoons, i just ask. I just ask for extra eggs. So wetherspoons, i just ask. I just ask for extra eggs. So this is. This is wrong. Luckily, they never give you. This is the. We never give you. This is the. We never give you. This is the. We never get a chance to read this story completely. Story completely. They never gave us the paper today. They never give us the paper. Im actually i actually believe that the daily star is an imaginary newspaper. Do you believe . Do you believe the eating fry ups is turning us into zombies . Turning us into zombies . No, i dont think so. This country, people were very hard working back in the day, and they they had more fry ups back then. They did . Yeah. I feel like you used to put more effort into your work back in the day. Anyway, thats the front pages done. Coming up. Weve got weapons for ukraine, a tiktok ban and a Charity Defends people smugglers. See you welcome back to headliners im leo kearse joined the Worst Tag Team in wwf history Lewis Schaffer and paul cox and kicking off things in this section with thursdays times and some bad news for vladimir putin, is america finally sends more weapons to help ukraine. Lewis. Yes, thats good news or good news, its the end of the world. Lets send money and kill people. This is joe biden says 95 says 95 billion. Thats thats a little bit less than £95 billion aid bill for allies will make the world safer. Yeah. Thats right. This bomb the hell out of people. Yeah, but this is air defence and stuff like that, which actually is going to make its going to make ukraine safer. And also resisting any sort of strongman like putin sends a message to other people like xi jinping and china that if you invade taiwan, if you go and bully smaller countries, then you know the world will unite for about six months and then get tired and then you can you can finish the job. Here is the thing. Heres the thing, leo. Youre so wrong. Youre defending. Youre defending the ukrainians. The truth is, is that russia is completely destroyed. If you look at russia, they got no access. They got no waterways anymore. They got they got no anymore. They got they got no water. They got no access to the water. They got no access to the water. Their all their ports, wonsan, saint petersburg, the other one down in crimea. Whatever they are, they creamier river. Yeah. They dont, they dont. Theyre not these russians. I feel for them. Well, so they cant go for fish. So they cant go for fish. I mean, whats the whats the problem with that . Maybe if they if they wanted access to the sea pearl, they should they shouldnt have start a war with another country. I mean, im curious to know, in all seriousness, what a victory for the ukraine looks like now. But i think you i think you believe you understand what that is. I assume you believe that its all ground thats been stolen to be given back. But were at a point now where this is 95 billion, and i kind of understand. Ive always beenin kind of understand. Ive always been in support of the ukraine. However, i kind of understand why people , particularly in the why people, particularly in the states, are getting quite tired now because all they really see is the headlines. Leo, you know the stuff, right . Youre immersed in it, you understand it, you understand the value of it. If you step back from this slightly, all you really see is endless billions going towards. All right. Well, theyre not actually getting the money. So, you know, of course it doesnt get sent the money, it gets sent basically mothballed kit thats just sitting in the desert doing nothing. So youve got these bradleys, all these, you know, all this kit that you know is good. And a lot of, a lot of, ammunition, artillery shells. Thats expiring. So it cant be used anyway. So instead of paying used anyway. So instead of paying to decommission it and bury it somewhere, theyre sending it to ukraine to, to be, you know, fired at a russian aggressor. So are they inflating the value . And the other thing, you know, just to put these, these sums into perspective. So the 95 billion, i mean, it sounds like a huge amount of money thats not just for ukraine, thats not just for ukraine, thats also for taiwan and israel and other other places. And to put that into perspective, i mean, were talking about sort of 5 of the us military budget theyre spending, you know, every year, 5 of the us, the us military budget to completely humiliate and destroy and wear down their their greatest geopolitical foes. So its incredible value for money without risking a single american life. And also the amount of money we invest and spend on net zero. Europe has pledged ,1 trillion to net zero, which is just an absolute nonsense. Its not going to. We dont have. I mean, Climate Change might be happening. Its not going to come and shoot us and rape our wives. Leo. Leo, this doesnt dont laugh at him. Leo. This doesnt mean its money well spent. Its like theyre saying 91 billion here. 91 billion there. After all, youre talking about real money. Yeah, its. This is real money. Maybe maybe it is true. The fact is, what the democrats are doing is, what the democrats are doing is that democrats are the party of war. I hate to say it, but trump, when trump was in power, trump, when trump was in power, trump funded ukraine. Trump was the First American president to send munitions in a large you know, after after, crimea fell. Yeah. Trump is the was a staunch supporter of ukraine and hes only flipped because it suits him politically i no, thats not why hes flipped. Yes it is. He has flipped. Yes it is. He has flipped. Hes flipped. Yes it is. He has flipped. Hes i flipped. Yes it is. He has flipped. Hes i dont even know flipped. Hes i dont even know why hes flipped. I just had so youre so contrarian. You dont you just gotta say no. 110. No. You know what . Im having another beer. Oh, youre not having a bad show. Come on, mate, heres heres what im thinking. The democrats world war one was a democratic president. World war ii was a democratic president. So what is the issue . Democrats can win wars. Democrats can win wars. Democrats can win wars. They can, they can great guys. They can win wars. They havent won war since the 1940s. Korea, you just name two wars. They won. Korea was democrats. Vietnam was democrats. Iraq. Well, iraq wasnt, but okay. And afghanistan anyway, more times now and the clock is ticking for tiktok paul. It is us will ban tiktok unless chinese owners sells up. Unless chinese owners sells up. So tiktok has about 170 million american users fuelling data and National Security concerns. And this has been something thats rumbled along for a while. And thats 170 million american thats170 million american users. There are plenty of millions in the uk and europe and beyond. And if we take out the danger for a moment, i always find this quite fascinating, a fascinating juxtaposition, because at no time in history has it been so easy to infiltrate popular Youth Culture in particular. So tiktok is this wonderful, addictive social media app for those who dont use it. Very short videos giving you the information you want quickly. Bright colours, naked women, whatever you want. And its kind of unfettered by, by the west, really, in many respects they dont have the same tiktok in china, and thats the issue. The issue. So the social media in china, theyre equivalent. If you open it, youre a chinese 14 year old or whatever, you open it. Its all like lessons in algebra and family values. Instead of over here, its people trying to convince you to be a gender queer communist and have a have a sex change. But thats always been that way in this in this country, in america. And the truth is, is that were doing all right. Were doing all right, being genderqueer or whatever. You said the point is, is that what they want to do is they want to basically control us. They dont even realise it. Its all about even realise it. Its all about control. And, yeah, i mean , i control. And, yeah, i mean, i mean, it does sort of it does sort of set a precedent where they could then go and shut down other social media platforms that they decide they dont like. You know, in brazil, theyre, theyve, theyve mooted shutting down, twitter. Yeah. Yeah. This is the this is why i talk about the juxtaposition, because on one hand, youve got free speech. And, you know, were all advocates of free speech here. And the idea that you can take Something Like this and just close it down goes against most of our principles. However, what a great way to infiltrate us. What a great way to attack us, to use our own free speech against us, but also a lot of the data or the vast majority of the data or the vast majority of the data or the vast majority of the data that were being told is being taken from us via tiktok and given to china. You can just buy its accessible, its commercially available. Is china making tiktoks . Theyre not. So its the american people. Like youre american people. Like youre right. Yeah. So the chinas just given them the tools for self destruction. Its like digital fentanyl. Theres no tools. If it wasnt tiktok theyd use Something Else they would use. They got the same thing on youtube and whatever that other one is okay. Weve got the express next. And a French Charity boss says that people smugglers save lives instead of put lives at risk. Do these people live in opposite world . Louis. Yeah, this is French Charity. Boss makes outrageous claim. People smugglers save hundreds of lives a day. This is in whatever newspaper this is. If he express the express , of course. Its the express, of course. Its horrible to take advantage of that. That and take the money. This is what theyre saying about people struggling. But if i if it werent for people, for the smugglers, we would have hundreds of deaths every year. Its like. Its like its like hes basically saying that people would try and rule the boats or guide the boats themselves across the channel. And the smugglers have more experience so they can get the boats across the channel. But as we saw tragically yesterday , we saw tragically yesterday, this is this isnt true. And the people smugglers, i believe the boat got stuck in a sandbank. Well, its yeah, its incredibly clumsy language. And we have to understand that this was translated. He didnt say this in english. He said this in french. So maybe theres some nuance. Misses missed. But one thing he is missing is it is the smugglers that set literally the direction of travel. The smugglers are its in their best interest for those. His point is theres always immigrants. So at least some of these, smugglers understand the dangers and theyre going to help overcome them. Maybe as some sort of risk mitigation. Of course, theres a bit of a nonsense. What theyre actually saying is, theyre saying, come here, come here, come here, pay us, pay us, pay us, and well try and get you. They dont care whether they get across or not. Exactly hes trying to make them sound like theyre some sort of, you know, guardian advertised consult kc helping people, you know, holding their hand and making sure they cross safely and theyre not. The moneys paid the money, and they cram as many people onto a dangerous french. And the french want these people to leave france. They want to leave france. But at the at the end of the day, they could find out when these boats are leaving, whos manning the boats . Theres so much that everybody could do. They dont want to do it. Okay, well, moving on to the guardian. And a politician has guardian. And a politician has suggested that we stop actively helping people to illegally enter our country. Assume people are furious about this poll. Are they are. And i think its largely because of the angle he took. Dont rescue people who scupper their channel boats, says reform uk deputy, who of course is ben habib , who of course is ben habib, often someone who appears on this channel and he says neither or both. He thought navy or border force should not save people who throw themselves into the sea if they refuse. Other vessels. And this is this is vessels. And this is this is happening quite often. And his actual words were if they choose to scupper that dinghy, then yes , they have to suffer the consequences of their actions because these are these are people crossing the channel who slash the boat and, you know, jettison the boat to get source, to force the navy to save them, to force the navy to save them, to put the navy in the position where they have to save them. Now, i understand his position, of course i do. Immigration, and particularly this type of immigration is a significant problem for us, but theres no way were not going to rescue them. Okay, so if someone does that, you know, lets not forget both us and the french are not going to allow that to happen. It would be it would be incredibly remiss and inhumane to do so. So the reason theyre doing it is theyre taking advantage of our good nature once again. And im glad we have that good nature. Theres probably people watching this show now who think im mad and think we should probably just let them drown in the sea. Maybe ben habib even thinks that im not saying that he does, but i dont. I think we have to rescue this. How do we. How do we stop people exploiting the soft bailey of britain . You. You dont let them into france. You dont let them come into the. Whatever something has to has to be done. This is i mean, im not going to say they should die. No one should die. Its a horrible thing. Theyre not going to be let to die. But but you could but you could stop these boats and you dont. And you could just say, listen, youre not coming onto this, into this island. Youre not coming under. Take them back to france. Would seem to be, you know, an acceptable thing where they get saved. But they also dont progress. So then they stop trying. They stop coming. Also what they could do is they could they could stop them beforehand. They could stop them beforehand. They could hang out in the where the quys could hang out in the where the guys going around saying, im look, anybody want to go to france . And they could find out who the guy is and not that i believe its one guy. This is this, this problem. Why are we this, this problem. Why are we even discussing this . This has been going on too long. This is as long as my first still going on. Okay, well, thats the first half of the show. Out of the way. In the second half, weve got a school not banning the hijab. And Victoria Beckham has made fat people so angry. The nearly dropped their welcome back to headliners and kicking off with thursdays mirror. And a school in london is in trouble for defying the iranian morality police. Paul. Yeah. Okay, so, school head yeah. Okay, so, School Head Teacher apologises after ban the huab teacher apologises after ban the hijab sign. Put up in playground for art project. Now ill get into this a little bit more detail because youre probably thinking what on earth is going on here . And its an absolute nonsense, really. Richard paul, headteacher of greatfield school in barking, east london, condemned the sign as ill judged decision made by a year ten students. So first of all, hes chucked his own student under the bus. Richard paul, you should be ashamed of yourself. He said. The banner was tied up in the playground, on the playground fence as part of an art project, and did not represent the views of the school. Its art. First of all, this is an art installation , this is an art installation, right . So this is this is the sort of thing you may have seen at a protest. So the artist who was in year ten, which is a 14 or 15 year old kid, and this head teacher has thrown him under the bus straight away. What an idiot. And it would, it was just depicted in the background of an image. And this is art. This is what it does. Art is there to shock or or impress whatever. Thats what people. And if you are offended in any way by this, you should probably go to prison. But you shouldnt just go to prison. This person, look at this one person. The person didnt take the metropolitan police and the mayor of london, sadiq khan, adding please ensure all children are safe. Of course theyre safe. You, wally the police, they want the police to go round and arrest a child for doing an art project. Why is it an art project . Its not. It doesnt look like an art project. What makes it an art project . Its because the guy said it was an art project. Yeah, thats what art is these days. It can be anything. Its any statement. Its like, you know, hes making some some sort of statement. Its a sign that says ban the ban the hijab. And its great to see. So many left wing agitators and self appointed stasi coming out to support an item of clothing that subjugates women. But who says that it is an art project . Who says that it is . He said its an art project. It was part of an art teacher. It can offend somebody. And. And the kid should know. He should have known this. If hes if hes 15 years old, right . 15. Yeah. About that. If hes 15 and he doesnt know this, then then hes in trouble. Whats wrong with kids offending people . Kids are supposed to offend people, especially 15 year olds. Like hot headed teenagers. Hot headed teenagers. Yeah, yeah, they they they should they should offend people, but not if its going to get them killed. Itsjust get them killed. Its just part of an art project, isnt it . I mean, i think the real issue is people shouldnt kill kids, not the, you know, this this kids been threatened, but, you know, you cant. People shouldnt go around in fear that if they offend people, theyll be killed. Louis. They they shouldnt , but they they they shouldnt, but they should know better. And thats a debate. I dont and thats a debate. I dont disagree with that. But the idea that the idea that a head teacher, a grown man with two first names as a full name, richard, richard, paul , be richard, richard, paul, be ashamed yourself. Come out and just blame it. Oh, you ashamed yourself. Come out and just blame it. Oh, you know, it just blame it. Oh, you know, it was a mistake made by year ten student. Yeah. This is the thing he is. Yeah. Look at him. Get him get him. And you know, this is a much more serious issue because it goes back to things like batley doesnt it. Where the where the teacher has had to go into hiding. So richard, thats what hes thinking about. So richard, thats what hes thinking about. You hit the nail thinking about. You hit the nail on the head. Hes thinking about this. Hes thinking, am i going to have to be hiding for the next three years . Because because of some ten year, ten, 15 year old kid put up a thing. He he put it, you know, listen , he he put it, you know, listen, basically, were at war. Theres a war going on and people dont even know it. Okay . Weve got the times next, and were staying with the with the art world and its got the sad news that nobody wants to sponsor the turner prize. Sponsor the turner prize. Probably because modern art is rubbish. Louis. Yeah, this is the art of the deal. It says. It says turner prize struggles to find , turner prize struggles to find, sponsors. And this is the this is the very famous turner prize, which which needs £55,000 in order to give out the prizes that they said they were going to give out the prizes. Theyve only collected 50, £30,000 so far. And, and, and you know, the basically its not much the if theyif basically its not much the if they if he had put it in this, it could have been perceived as being art, but its not. And there were it was part of an art project. So i mean, i think if its part of an art project, yeah. Then you can say its art and, you know, the turner prize doesnt seem to be any more of any more artistic merit than no, it doesnt project. It doesnt project. The four nominees are all ethno, ethno diverse people. Did you . Did you . Did you . Yeah. I didnt know what to say. How would you like the art . Lewis . Its 2024. Lewis . Its 2024. Yeah, theyre all. Theyre all of them. 442411 is one represents the sikh community. One represents black women. One was born in the philippines, and the other guys got a funny name. So, so. So, so. so, so. This genius. The point of this is, though, is that, you know, this is. Isnt this isnt go woke, go broke. This is go safe. No one wants to invest. Yeah. And the thing is, thats the trouble with art now, right . Yeah. Weve got to a point where its. Its not art. Should be political. I have no issue with political. I have no issue with political art. And it can go for whichever way it likes, but it only falls one way, particularly when it comes to the turner prize. Theres no theres no right wing art in there. Hes a year ten student down the road to get that kid in. They do exactly stick it in the wall. Exactly. But its expected to be safe. And what people dont want from art is safety. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Who wants safety from us . Oh, it it agrees with everything. I agree with what you imagine that. Imagine if that was your favourite band. My favourite bandis favourite band. My favourite band is everything i like. Buy everything i like. So what are you saying . So what are you saying . Youre saying. Youre saying art shouldnt be saved. You say maybe the painting should fall off. Well, some art could be saved, but this is just safe. But it should be the sort of people who get offended. Conceptually unsafe. Conceptually unsafe. Yeah, yeah, i dont mean it should fall. Should fall off the wall and slash someones throat, but thats a good point. Anyway, moving on to the mail. And fat activists are furious with Victoria Beckham for not making clothes for fat people. Thats gotta be a tough job being a fat activist, paul. If you get too active, you might stop being fat. I knew it was coming my way. Oh right. Okay. Victoria beckhams debut collection with mango doesnt mean anything to me. Has received backlash online for lack of size inclusivity, so it only goes up to size 14. Despite the retailers main collection ranging up to 26. Oh, this is me. This is. This is big. Yeah. This. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Three man tent. So i mean, this is high fashion, though, isnt it . This is high fashion. And its like the models who sell them. Of course, the buy is very nation, very nice, they just. Thank you very much, mate. Its exclusionary. Thats what im trying to get to. High fashion modelling beauty. Its exclusionary. Victoria, if it exclusionary. Victoria, if it wasnt, then asda. George would sell it. Thats the point, isnt it . I dont have any issue with this. I didnt read this because its not exclusionary. Its price is from from £50 to £300, which is high for me. But yeah, but its not that much. So shes not spending and the truth, i dont mean the money, i mean the size. The size. No, you didnt mean the size. Yeah i did yeah. Yeah thats what the whole story is about. Yeah. About its too expensive. So now i dont mean the money. I mean, it could be expensive and actually up to £300. Youre right. Its quite inclusive. But i think high fashion is designed to fit on model shaped people. Sorry, louis. Exactly. And theyve designed this stuff to look good on a certain type of person. Probably the sort of person who looks a lot like Victoria Beckham. So, you know, you cant expect that to suddenly scale out to, you know, some sort of land whale and also also its size. Its size is 4 to 16. 16 is quite a large size for a woman. I thought you were going to i thought youre going to be contrarian. Ill tell you what is wrong. Size four is wrong. Why . What size is that . Why . What size is that . Thats like. That isnt it . Thats like a peperami. All right. No its not. All right. No its not. What is it like . What is it like . What is it like . It isnt. Because. Because the four is now is now. Theres tremendous inflation. Its like the top of my arm. Its like the top of my arm. Yeah. No it could be i looked it up i looked it up 16. Its like thats how you got in trouble, mate. Looking up there to find out in the next break. Anyway, more daily mail now. And while conservative voters are getting older across the atlantic, trump voters are getting younger. Louis. Yes yes, trump voters are getting younger, dailymail. Com poll reveals that 40 is the new 50 for switching from joe biden to former president. Thats a bit complicated. Basically, it says that the people that the people who like trump are much younger than they were they in 2018 when he ran, they were they were about 2016, 2016, they were 55 years old. Yeah. Those those the average age that people tipped over from supporting biden and to supporting biden and to supporting trump. Supporting trump. Yeah, thats a complicated way of saying it. Their average age is 55 and now its 40. So basically donald trump is getting the younger votes. Yeah. And they say basically because hes so much younger than biden, hes so much younger than biden, hes three years younger. I dont think its got anything to do with theyre both old men arent they. That was making it a little oh sorry. I mean, its got a lot more to do with the fact that biden has spent four years. Biden its not biden, is it . Hes not in charge of anything. The democrats have spent four years appealing to Youth Culture. Yeah. And you know , 40 year olds yeah. And you know, 40 year olds dont care about pronouns. They care about the economy and the cost of living and how they can how they can improve their life. And it doesnt matter if, if people can be whatever gender they want to be, stop ramming it down our throat and just fix the economy. Yeah thats what this is. Although, i mean, some young people have certainly drifted away from the Democrat Party and drifted away from biden because of his stance on israel. Hes been a staunch supporter of israel , and been a staunch supporter of israel, and thats thats certainly sir davey you can see it in the in the protests on university campuses. Lewis. Well , we university campuses. Lewis. Well, we dont university campuses. Lewis. Well , we dont know. I dont well, we dont know. I dont know whats going on there. I think i think ill tell you whats going on with the young people protesting against biden for supporting israel. And i just reveal i havent been paying just reveal i havent been paying attention to that. Its just bad. Its just bad news. Were all doomed when i see that happening. I remember when i was young , when i happening. I remember when i was young, when i was young, and we used to protest and we, you know, we were just a bunch of idiots. You behind the wheel . You behind the wheel . Yeah. Ban the wheel. Bring back fire. Its not that they dont. They dont like biden. And biden is even the president. The president is barack obama and michelle obama. Those are the president. Those are real. Not even the real president. Theyre being told what to do. Yeah, biden is so illuminati vie somebody. Aliens, lizard people. I think i think youd make an amazing president , lewis. And youve played a president , havent you . I didnt play, i played a senator. I played a sleazy senator. I played a sleazy senator in a gal gadot film. Yeah. Amazing. Yeah, amazing. Yeah. Amazing. Yeah, amazing. Did you notice me there . Well, weve got one last section to go. Weve got the second sad horse story of the day. And which foods are worst for welcome back to headliners and straight into thursdays telegraph with some great news for glue factories. Lewis what are we doing . Which one are we doing . Which one are we doing . The one about the horse is dying. The horse is dying. We missed that. What did that happen . Do you want a story 15. Meat story 15. Theyre not sorry. Not dying. Just not dying. Just this is what lewis is. Live just. We get it. Okay, ive got it. I didnt know what youre talking about. Oh, right. Oh right, okay, i apologise. Worst show ever , right . Theres no show ever, right . Theres no theres nothing i can say. You know, normally i say, you know. No, youve done more shows than this. But heres the thing i think may actually be right. This is pretty bad. Im just exhausted. Ive had ive had good news. Ive had i had really bad news, like three days ago. And now ive got good news. You know, youre funnier when you had the bad news. Yeah. Im not good with good news anyway. Middle class families anyway. Middle class families forced to give up properties to cover mortgage bills. And this is this is the same. This is the same story that we had before about like, you know, bad because of bad things. People are forced to do something. The truth is theyre not forced to give up anything. Basically, it costs £6,000 a year to take care of a horse. Yeah. And its gone up about £1,000. Yeah. Its gone up about £1,000. Yeah. Its gone up 20. Roughly, roughly. I was surprised to , to learn that its surprised to, to learn that its only £6,000 a year to have horse. And the question is, are these people less than a car . Are these people middle class by american standards, which means they have a certain amount of money . Or are they middle class because theyre not in the royalty, theyre just slightly above poor in the middle class by british standards. So theyve got shoes and cutlery. Yeah and they know how to use both. Well, we dont need to use shoes or culture. Sorry. The point the point is, is that that almost half of most of the homeowner , most of most of the homeowner, most of the most of the horse owners have made personal sacrifices to keep their horses. What, like what we dont know. Well, theyve theyve cut back on other things. So maybe back on other things. So maybe they, you know, they get a cheaper brand of breakfast cereal or a cheaper brand of faberge egg. Yeah. All i know is this is i blame the jews. Okay, well, we dont do that on this show, is it not the jews . Id just like to clarify for anybody watching lewis is jewish jewish comedian, so dont take that seriously. Anyway, take that seriously. Anyway, moving on. Weve got the daily star now, apparently robots are getting so smart they can tell which squares contain traffic lights. Pop. Lights. Pop. I know im not a robot. Captcha questions getting harder as a bots get smarter. So companies have to create increasingly more difficult captcha captures as bots Technology Advances so it can solve security riddles. And they were saying that, you know, under the old sort of, you know, the traffic lights and all that sort of stuff, mountains and fire hydrants and all that nonsense. Yeah. Ai robots now are able to do this 100 of the time. Its no trouble to them. So im going to come up with a quirkier and quirkier things. Have you ever used any of these things, louis, when you get in the old, saga holiday , have the old, saga holiday, have i used the captcha things . Is that what youre saying . Is that the question on the enter . Bob, you dont have to make it seem like were talking to each other. Paul, i dont like you know, like, you know what . Its like we started off very good. And now im like, just so tired of you. Well, actually, yes, were back in the game just talking about this. Sure. And i was interested to, to learn that captcha is an acronym for completely automated pubuc acronym for completely automated public turing test to Tell Computers and humans apart. Thats i just thought it was a, you know, a random word. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just a brand. I didnt believe it when i read that. I just thought to myself, they someone later on said, thats what it means. Yeah. I said, thats what it means. Yeah. I dont think thats what it means. I think i think they just figured adidas doesnt mean all day i dream about. I love how youve come up with a Conspiracy Theory about this as well. Moving on. Weve got the telegraph next. When were having a nice bum, has Health Benefits and who better to discuss this . But the gb news presenter with the purpose buttocks, its Louis Schaefer. Get them out right now. But look, im looking good. Five reasons its good to have a firm and shapely bottom one. You got to sit on something, so you might as well might as well be. This is one of the most ridiculous things this is basically says, basically says that you should exercise to strengthen your, your bum and because itll bring massive benefits. But the truth is , is benefits. But the truth is, is that all exercise is bad for you. Thats not true , louis. Thats not true, louis. Thats not true. Are you looking at over there . Im looking away from him. So. Because youre so wrong, leo. Is your is your. So is. Youre so wrong. Youre so wrong. I cant even go to paul and say like, paul. Say like, paul. He doesnt believe in exercise. Exercise. Gb news is very own lizzie webb here. Ill have you know , webb here. Ill have you know, look, i mean, who doesnt like, shapely bottom, which sounds like a place in the english countryside. Doesnt it . Where have you been . On your holidays . Shake people, so , i mean, were shake people, so, i mean, were covering this story brilliantly. Lewis has done a great job. You know what . Who is it . Who cares . I think thats right, isnt it . Its. Of course its. Exercise its. Of course its. Exercise is good for you, lewis. Yeah. Why . No its not. Why . No its not. No, exercise is good for you. And also, the exercise that makes your bum look good apparently improves your posture. It goes all the way up to the top of your body and makes you know, changes where your head goes. And its all good for you. You could do that. Just by sitting up straight. Look at me. Im sitting up straight and its helping me. But but you dont have to exercise. Exercise. You should not do. No, you should anyway. Important science news. Next in the daily mail with the facts behind farts. Paul. Yeah, the surprising foods that cause foul smelling flatulence. I can tell you its largely lewiss diet. Beef and largely lewiss diet. Beef and pork. Beef and pork. And they contain amino acids and methionine. Yeah im looking at you because you always quote this stuff at me like i care, garlic and onions chock full of compounds called fructans , compounds called fructans, fructans and fermentable carbohydrates. Lewis the reason ikeep carbohydrates. Lewis the reason i keep looking at you is because this is your diet, mate. Other than. And its totally wrong. Have you ever. I have bad breath. I admit that, but i. But i dont and you dont for it. And when i and you dont for it. And when i and i was a of your mouth, i was reading this leo. And when i saw a beef and pork , i knew and a beef and pork, i knew and i looked the woman up to order it, and i, i looked the woman up who wrote it, and her name is cassidy morrison, and i believe she might be. I dont want to make any claims that are wrong, but i think shes a vegan. Make any claims that are wrong, but i think shes a vegan. So but i think shes a vegan. So you think shes a vegetarian . You think, by the way she looked . Yeah. Yeah. Did she not look well nourished . Did she not look . She looked overly well nourished. Oh, i see what you mean. And oh, i see what you mean. And no, i actually googled it. She wrote a very big article about this new diet, which is amazing, but its like it has no meat in it or relatively no maybe no meat. It sounds like a vegan diet. Yeah and would you say a vegan diet makes you more than your diet . Of course it does, because it has. Because the thing it has, it has fermentable carbohydrates. Theres no such thing as a non fermentable carbohydrate. Right . Okay. Yeah, thats the old saying. Yeah. Its that makes you yeah. Its that makes you yeah. Its that makes you so avoid the fermentable carbohydrates and stick stick to the beef and pork. Yeah. Yeah. Get it down here. If i defy the daily mail or whatever it is, im not happy with you tonight either. Okay, well, weve got to end the show, so just as well the show is nearly oven just as well the show is nearly over. So lets take another quick look at thursdays front pages as the times leads with england worst in world for underage drinking. They really mean the best. Telegraph has starmer refuses to match prime ministers defence budget. The guardian has labour pledges to nationalise rail Network Within five years. The metro has prime minister. We fly in july. Thats the rwanda flight scheduled to take off the i news has revealed labours plans to nationalise railways. And finally, the daily railways. And finally, the daily star has greasy fry ups will turn us into zombies, although Louis Schaefer disagrees. And those were your front pages and thats all we have time for. Thank you to my guest, Louis Schaefer and paul cox. Andrew doyle will be here tomorrow at 11 pm. With josh howie and nick dixon. And if youre watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. Bye thank you. Bye thank you. A brighter outlook with boxt solar sponsors of weather on. Gb news. Hi there and welcome to the gb news forecast from the met office. Its going to be chilly overnight through the next 24 hours. However, increasing cloud will bring further showers by the end of thursday. Weve got the end of thursday. Weve got higher pressure ebbing away towards the west and this increased influence from low pressure to the east in between some clear spells overnight and a chilly northerly airflow. That means temperatures will fall quickly under any clear spells in rural sheltered spots, temperatures will dip below freezing , generally in urban freezing, generally in urban areas, 4 to 6 celsius, and therell be variable amounts of cloud. First thing as well. Theyll also be increasing amounts of showery rain moving through northern ireland, parts of wales, northern and central england, as well as the northeast of scotland. The showery rain will become more widespread by the afternoon, so for much of england and wales its a case of bright spells interspersed by showers, drier towards the north west west of scotland. Mostly dry with some decent sunny spells. 12 or 13 celsius here. 14 or 15 in the southwest. Just ten again on the nonh southwest. Just ten again on the north sea coast. Friday starts off cold with a frost in many places. A sunny start, but quite quickly the cloud will build and well see further showers here and there, particularly towards the east. 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