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International crew, plus one palestinian that they were targeted systematically car by car. Car. In other news, a new poll suggests labour could sweep to victory with more than 400 seats for the next election, leaving the tories with just 155. You govt is predicting a landslide for sir keir starmer with the conservatives projected to win even less seats than a previous poll conducted in january and another change of leader may be off the cards, with other mps including Penny Mordaunt , iain including Penny Mordaunt, Iain Duncan Smith and Jacob Rees Mogg all trailing their labour challengers. And the reform uk challengers. And the reform uk party has removed two parliamentary candidates for making statements that they say fell beneath their standards. Fell beneath their standards. Jonathan kay and mick greeno will no longer contest seats after Campaign Group hope not hate. Accused them of sharing racist views on social media. At least nine people have died with more than 900 injured after a major earthquake in taiwan. This major earthquake in taiwan. This was the moment it struck the east coast this morning. Tremors were recorded as high as 7. 7 magnitude during the morning rush hour. News anchors rocked by the earthquake during live broadcasts remained steady on air whilst the newsroom was shaking. Rescue teams are now working into the night in search of survivors. More than 100 are thought to be trapped in tunnels under buildings or stuck under landslides. And for the latest landslides. And for the latest stories, sign up to gb news alerts by scanning the qr code on your screen or go to gb news. Com slash alerts. Now its time for headliners. For headliners. Hello and welcome to headliners your first look at thursdays newspapers. Im andrew doyle, and joining me with jokes and insight is heterodox jewish jewish josh howie and homer docs Scott Capurro what i was thinking orthodox jew. Orthodox jew. But youre not orthodox, are you . Im a heterodox jew. Im a heterodox jew. Youre a heterodox jew, josh, by the way, just to explain, learnt the word heterodox for the first time the day and the first time the other day and now stop using it. Its now he cant stop using it. Its actually getting quite annoying. Still dont know it is, but i still dont know what means. Im what it means. But im just using lot. Using it a lot. Dont. Tonight. Please. Scott, are you . Scott, how are you . Sounds like fake oreo it sounds like a fake oreo cookie, doesnt it . It doesnt yeah it does, it doesnt sound it doesnt. Sound real. No it doesnt. So well if we get through well see if we can get through the whole show without using heterodox. Right. The whole show without using heterhave right. The whole show without using heterhave at right. The whole show without using heterhave at the ght. The whole show without using heterhave at the front lets have a look at the front pages. Now. The daily mail is running with in naked running with mps caught in naked honeytrap running with mps caught in naked honeywere to cover stuff. Were going to cover that. Telegraph has got that. The telegraph has got judges look at terms for judges to look at soft terms for depnved judges to look at soft terms for deprived offenders. The guardian is running former is running with former Supreme Court judges. Add voices to court judges. Add voices to calls for israeli arms ban. The calls for israeli arms ban. The times has got blood tests to help spot alzheimers years earlier. And the express. Pm we will quit euro court if rwanda flights are blocked. And finally, of course, the daily star going rogue with excalibur. Arise. Those were your front pages. Arise. Those were your front pages. So arise. Those were your front pages. So were going to kick off by looking at thursdays telegraph. And josh howie has the details. Yeah. First of all, theres a little picture at the top there. Lionel shriver transgenderism is a social media just saying it aloud, which is good. Thats well, you know, i mean, weve known that. But now youre known that. But now when youre seeing the front page of seeing that on the front page of a newspaper, people very a newspaper, people get very upset of social upset about the idea of social contagion comes to this. Contagion when it comes to this. Clearly. Yeah, but its clearly. Yeah, thats right. Its at 4,000 i think its at 4,000 increase girls. Yeah, increase amongst girls. Yeah, amongst young girls. Anyway, so seeing kind of stuff. Seeing that kind of stuff. Anyways, from lionel im a anyways, from lionel and im a big his work , i actually big fan of his work, i actually looked that person up make looked that person up to make sure that that had been born a woman, and it was lionel is a girls name. You hear my pronouns. You hear my pronouns. Are you impressed . It was a woman who was born and still woman. Yeah. There we go. No. How rare . No misgendering on this show. Indeed. Indeed. Josh, what the main the josh, what is the main the big headline. Yeah. Judges to josh, what is the main the big iat dline. Yeah. Judges to josh, what is the main the big iat softz. Yeah. Judges to josh, what is the main the big iat soft termsi. Judges to josh, what is the main the big iat soft terms for dges to josh, what is the main the big iat soft terms for deprived look at soft terms for deprived offenders. So this is the sentencing theyve Sentencing Council and theyve met up and theyve, theyve basically unilaterally decided this thing. Its not been voted in. Its not been put through any of law or governance. In. Its not been put through any involvement r governance. In. Its not been put through any involvement legislated|ce. Yes. Involvement legislated anyway. And its quite a dangerous idea where if you and i can see why some people would think this makes sense. But if you come from a deprived background, Socio Economic background, Socio Economic background, or other factors that may , they think lead you to that may, they think lead you to a life of crime or committing crime , then you would get crime, then you would get a lesser offence, but critics have said, rightly, that first of all, that could lead to sort of two tiered, sentencing for, for someone , caught or sentenced for someone, caught or sentenced for the same crime , who was more the same crime, who was more middle class background. But also its somewhat insulting to people from working class or lower socioeconomic backgrounds who dont commit crimes. But dont poor people steal things . I mean, isnt that the point . Well, are they trying to . I think everybody still sees. But the rich people get away with a bit more, slightly bigger stuff. Theyre worried that i think theyre worried that people without money who know people without money who i know you any, but people you dont know any, but people without money might lesser without money might have lesser representation court. Their representation in court. Their legal representation might suffer. Theyre saying to suffer. So theyre saying to balance that they should get lesser of a sentence. But arent they talking really the Socio Economic really about the Socio Economic background, people who background, as in people who come backgrounds come from deprived backgrounds are up in are more likely to end up in criminality. As you say, criminality. But as you say, josh, hugely patronising, josh, its hugely patronising, isnt you cant isnt it, to say that you cant follow law . Follow the law . But is it if your lawyer sucks and has been state appointed, if thats all you can afford . But it doesnt really talk about that in this article. But i think of the factors, but i think one of the factors, but i think one of the factors, but i think one of the factors, but i think thats one the things i think thats one of the things theyre trying to. It isnt it but isnt it isnt it addressing the symptom rather than the cause . You think i mean, you know, i think theres statistical theres probably statistical evidence. To evidence. I know there is to suggest that criminality more suggest that criminality is more common if you come from a depnved common if you come from a deprived doesnt deprived background, but doesnt that should be that mean that we should be addressing why addressing the reasons why people are poorer, as in, cant we, know, strive a we, you know, strive for a Fairer Society where people arent . Thats exactly what it well, thats exactly what it is. Just giving rather than just giving people if they people lighter sentences if they commit people lighter sentences if they conyeah, doing after yeah, theyre doing it after the fact. Whereas absolutely that but like that kind of resources. But like i think the thats i said, i think the thing thats slightly little slightly scary is maybe, little too much, but unnerving is that they can just do this by themselves. The Sentencing Council, the judges kind of just have made this decision. Its not democratic, is it . Yes, theres that. But also also, know, when rich people also, you know, when rich people steal, might it less, steal, they might do it less, but they they but when they do, they steal a lot. They get good stuff. Lot. They get really good stuff. They great stuff. They get great stuff. Should try to change maybe we should try to change the goal. Thats what it is. Be maybe thats what it is. Be more motivational. Yeah. Interesting. Okay. Well were going on the going to move on now to the front express. Front cover of the express. Scott, this one. Scott, youve got this one. Think, we will quit i think, we will we will quit euro court rwanda flights are euro court if rwanda flights are blocked, thats rishi sunak. Yeah. I call chi chi. Chi chi sunak has decided to flex her muscles pronouns. Theres a lot of misgendering going on tonight. I know well, well, its time. Rishi the mp and pm, has rishi sunak, the mp and pm, has decided to fight a battle that he cant win. But hes trying to look strong because look really strong because theres i think. I theres an election, i think. I think is going to think the election is going to be sooner than later. So you this is about, so you think this is about, you but surely at this you know, but surely at this point knows hes not point he knows that hes not going win. But says going to win. Yeah. But he says things like, illegal illegal immigration immigration of immigration or immigration of any sort. Thats not legal. It offends my sense of fairness. So hes my sense of fairness. So hes going that route. Hes trying the classy route. Going that route. Hes trying the but,sy route. Going that route. Hes trying the but, josh, te. Going that route. Hes trying the but, josh, this is the but, josh, this is the European Court of human rights. Yeah. Is yeah. I mean, there is a legitimate argument isnt legitimate argument here, isnt there . Legitimate argument here, isnt thereabout the rwanda plan, think about the rwanda plan, the idea , a decision should be idea that, a decision should be made uk that is then made within the uk that is then overruled by a Foreign Court. Isnt there democratic issue isnt there a democratic issue there . There . There a democratic issue there is a democratic issue there. This is also one of there. But this is also one of these things that you always talk about, which is the laws of unintended consequences. Yes. We, integral to we, the uk, were integral to setting up the European Court of human rights. Yes. If we were to leave it, then it may well affect our citizens badly in the future. So just to get this kind of one plane or load of people, is it just about i mean, for me, because i dont think the rwanda plan is a good plan, but i also affect. Yeah, but i also think its a dodgy not you know, when, when, when all the legal when all of the top legal executives in this country and all the top legal authorities and the high court in the uk says legally do says, yes, we can legally do this, a Foreign Court this, and then a Foreign Court says no , then it for me becomes says no, then it for me becomes about democracy. It doesnt become specific case. Become about the specific case. Becomes about mean, the it becomes about i mean, the strange is other strange thing is that other countries who part strange thing is that other co theies who part strange thing is that other co the european who part strange thing is that other co the European Courtio part strange thing is that other co the European Courtio human of the European Court of human rights, been able to do rights, have been able to do something similar. Right. So interesting. Yeah i know that denmark has a similar policy and other countries are also looking into other countries are also looking inths denmark using a rwanda . Is denmark using a rwanda . Is denmark using a rwanda . It seems . No, denmark is using the uk. Thats just seems to turn people i think. Yes. People off i think. Yes. The rwanda thing and the and the rwanda thing and the rwandan angry Rwandan Government very angry about theyre finding it about that. Theyre finding it very about that. Theyre finding it veryeah, are rwanda. All right. This the point though isnt this the point though though . In though . These are judges in strasbourg. None of us voted them none of us them in. Im sure none of us could any of them. Are could name any of them. Who are these people . Why do they get to decide in decide anything that goes on in the uk . Decide anything that goes on in the theyre trying to look after theyre trying to look after you. But didnt. Didnt you. Yeah, but didnt. Didnt bofis you. Yeah, but didnt. Didnt boris threaten pull of boris threaten to pull out of that . Boris threaten to pull out of tha i boris threaten to pull out of thai mean theres been i mean theres been debates about but, you about this for ages, but, you know, think does america know, i think what does america sign International Courts . I dont think theyre part of the european no, no the European Court. No, no, no theyre not. Geography well, im my geography is well, im just wouldnt but just thinking they wouldnt but they they like just thinking they wouldnt but thejamerican. They like just thinking they wouldnt but thejamerican. Same they like just thinking they wouldnt but thejamerican. Same withy like just thinking they wouldnt but thejamerican. Same with the e just thinking they wouldnt but thejamerican. Same with the eu. The american. Same with the eu. The americans would never say, yeah, well outsource some of our yeah. Our democracy abroad. Yeah. Country, got we got a big country, got a lot of stuff we have time. Youre busy. Yeah. Busy. Busy. That is fair. Youre youre people. Youre youre busier people. Yeah, now to yeah, yeah, lets move on now to the mail, josh has got the daily mail, josh has got this yeah. This one. Yeah. Mps caught up in naked honeytrap its honeytrap sixteen. Yeah, its the 1990s. Saying that i love it. Yeah, but this is , mps across yeah, but this is, mps across the political spectrum, labour and tory mps. And its something called spear phishing. Who knew this . The whole. Yeah. Like, you know. Yeah, sure. I havent heard of that. I have not heard of that. I have not heard of that. I have not heard of that. I dont know what that is. I dont know what that is. Basically are targeted so basically you are targeted with they like, with information that they like, know and know stuff about you and they know stuff about you and they know and go, oh, know lingo and they go, oh, hows know, they hows your part . You know, they know the name of your partner. This is a person whos this is a fake person whos going fake person. A tweet, hey, they send you a tweet, hey, how you doing . Met at that thing. Good to see you. Hey, heres my buddy. Good to see you. Hey, heres my oh, dy. Good to see you. Hey, heres my oh, so . So spear phishing oh, so . So spear phishing relates to idea of relates to the idea of targeting. Like targeting targeting. Yes. Like targeting a spean targeting. Yes. Like targeting a spear. Yeah a well aimed spean and then. And then they send some youre like, some nudes and then youre like, oh, did this oh, well, i did meet this person. Have, because person. I must have, because theyre sending me their nudie duties. And then an mps been and then an mps have been caught this mps. Caught up in this mps. Well, and also some yeah. Well, and also some staff, staff member got caught staff, a staff member got caught up. This has happened and so this has happened before. Mp brooks before. There was an mp Brooks Newmark had similar newmark was it had a similar thing sent. Its a form of entrapment. Yes. Yes. Well thats what happens to you you say, oh, i do know you if you say, oh, i do know this person sending me this person whos sending me nude you dont nude photos. Well, you dont know them. Thats thing. Thats the thing. Thats the thing. No, but you dont and no, but even if you dont and you say you do, whats the result . Thats fine. Your they but then you send your they say, my. Oh then you say, oh, heres my. Oh then you send yours. You go. You think though, do you think scott though, that effectively does that if someone effectively does resort to entrapment gets you to reply text . Yeah. Reply to a sexual text . Yeah. Should for should they be punished for that . I mean, because arent they being. It depends result it depends on the result really. Again, what happens to you punished . Then you if youre punished . Then i guess should because guess they should be because their you their intent is to get you caught up in something. Thats guess. Yeah, but should the mps be punished . Because punished . You know, because i mean, entrapment has always been punished . You know, because i mcontroversialent has always been punished . You know, because i mcontroversialent ha butnays been a controversial thing, but i kind think its not. Kind of think its not. Theyre sitting in their office at work. Guess they office at work. I guess they should i dont what well, i dont know what theyve necessarily theyve done wrong, but its that whole thing. Were so polite thing. Its like were so polite in if someone in this country, if someone sends photo, sends you like a nude photo, youre like, really want to youre like, i really want to send photo, but dont send a new photo, but i dont want to hurt their feelings. Yeah, youre absolutely right. You send a nude photo you could send a nude photo of else. Do that all of somebody else. I do that all the funny. Of somebody else. I do that all the i funny. Of somebody else. I do that all thei wish funny. Of somebody else. I do that all thei wish you unny. Stop. I wish you would stop. I know. Well, please. I wish you would stop. I knookay, ll, please. I wish you would stop. I knookay, letsease. I wish you would stop. I knookay, lets move on to okay, lets move on now to the daily star. Im glad were moving on, because that was getting x rated me. Getting a bit x rated for me. Okay, steamy in here, okay, a bit steamy in here, lets to the daily star now. Lets go to the daily star now. Of course, the daily star always runs stories. Runs with bizarre stories. Scott. This today scott. Yeah, and this today is no exception. Looking for the theyre looking for the magical that magical excalibur sword, that king arthurs legend said existed. No one. Sure, if it did, but if it did, this program called weird britain says there are several possibilities for locations. Locations. But this is just an advert for that show, isnt it . I guess its so weird. Its not its just so weird. Its not the daily to find the daily star trying to find the excalibur. Being paid excalibur. Theyre being paid for this. I also that a lot of i also think that a lot of people lot, yes. People are online. A lot, yes. And they think they know everything. Well, lets lets be honest. Well, lets lets be honest. But it is fun looking for treasure. Sure, it didnt exist. Sure, it didnt exist. We do it on this show all the time. Lets be honest. Lets be honest. Well, you thats i mean, for ofcom reasons, we should say that it did exist. I dont if ofcoms i dont know if ofcoms really about our really concerned about our theory. Think were going really concerned about our th not a big thats not a big word syllable. Pretty for me. Thats pretty big for me. Thats pretty big for me. Syllables, all. Thats pretty big for me. My syllables, all. Thats pretty big for me. My headables, all. Thats pretty big for me. My head hurt. All. My head hurt. My head hurt. Look, anyway, theyre not going excalibur because look, anyway, theyre not gdont excalibur because look, anyway, theyre not gdont think excalibur because look, anyway, theyre not gdont think itxcalibur because look, anyway, theyre not gdont think it existed. Because look, anyway, theyre not gdont think it existed. Butiuse i dont think it existed. But good its always fun, good luck. Its always fun, though. Preacher online though. I saw a preacher online talking how found talking about how hes found sodom sounds fun. Sodom and gomorrah. Sounds fun. Yeah, been to that yeah, yeah, ive been to that bar. Some photos loch bar. I saw some photos of loch ness there resurfacing those. Find the theyre trying to find the monster they . Theyre trying to find the mo and they . Theyre trying to find the mo and fun they . Theyre trying to find the mo and fun too. Y . Theyre trying to find the mo and fun too. People and thats fun too. People are they want go look are bored. They want to go look for fun things. Like, everyone loves those videos you see onune loves those videos you see online having their loves those videos you see onlinetaken having their loves those videos you see onlinetaken when having their loves those videos you see onlinetaken when the ling their loves those videos you see onlinetaken when the shark|eir loves those videos you see onlinetaken when the shark isr photo taken when the shark is coming them. Coming up from behind them. I mean, fake, but mean, theyre probably fake, but its watch, think. Its fun to watch, i think. Think of this is fake. I think all of this is fake. But itd be if we but yeah, itd be great if we found nessie. I you know, id love that. Yeah. Em 5 all the best. Extreme. All the best. Yeah. Right. Okay. Well, look, thats newspapers thats the, the newspapers bodywork next bodywork checked in the next section, we go under the bonnet with welcome back to headliners. Your first look at thursdays newspapers. Im andrew doyle and im joined by two comics that on any given weekend , account for any given weekend, account for most complaints by comedy club audiences. Josh howie and audiences. Its josh howie and Scott Capurro. Whos the more controversial i. Youre scott you. Surely you are. Surely you are. Hes much youre much warmer on stage than i am. Ive been working with him recently. Im surprised how cuddly you are on stage. Yeah, and you get a lot. You get really a couple of you get a really a couple of really good points across by being nice. Yeah. Im just im too abrasive. Abrasive. Abrasive. Know, i think you but, you know, i think you can away lot a can get away with a lot with a smile, twinkle, little. You have got a little twinkle little naughty naughty. Did yoga retreat in i just did a yoga retreat in switzerland they and they, switzerland and they and they, they me. They banned me. Well, they may be over what . Well, they may be over in corner. What . Well, they may be over in they� rner. What . Well, they may be over in they banned you from yoga they banned you from a yoga retreat. They asked me, you they asked me, why do you yoga . Why are you here . Why are you a retreat . Said to meet you on a retreat . I said to meet women and they didnt need all these angry. Like these women got angry. Im like okay, no sense okay, well, swiss have no sense of ineed okay, well, swiss have no sense of i need filter. Okay, well, swiss have no sense of ineed filter. Scott. Okay, well, swiss have no sense of i need filter. Scott. Okay, i need a filter. Scott. Okay, were to start with were going to start with thursdays now. With thursdays times now. Josh, with some mps who some good for news tory mps who want to retire. Indeed, tory on course for indeed, tory is on course for the general election indeed, tory is on course for the the aneral election indeed, tory is on course for the the anera pollction indeed, tory is on course for the the anera poll shows. Results, the 1997 poll shows. So we story every so we have this story every so often just keeps on often and it just keeps on getting worse, doesnt it . John cleese in they did cleese just in january they did it and were going, oh it and, and they were going, oh theyre to lose really theyre going to lose really badly. Theyve done badly. And then now theyve done a poll and theyre a new yougov poll and theyre like, really like, no, but theyre really going losing. Like, no, but theyre really goiiis losing. Like, no, but theyre really goiiis it losing. Like, no, but theyre really goiiis it going sing. Like, no, but theyre really goiiis it going to g. Like, no, but theyre really goiiis it going to be like brexit is it going to be like brexit and trump where the polls are just didnt just completely wrong . Didnt someone say that Hillary Clinton had a 99. 9 chance of winning that election . You know, so could it be like that . I really dont think so. Its all cyclical. This is what happened are bored. But this is like the climate crisis. Like another glacier has fallen. Its its worse and fallen. Its just its worse and worse. And i the tories worse. And i think the tories are just i think theyve just thrown theyve totally given up. But whats new about this is it saying labour will the it saying labour will become the biggest scotland . Yes. Biggest party in scotland . Yes. Now new. Now thats new. Yeah. And if theres anyone worse the tories, its the worse than the tories, its the snp. Theres that more snp. Well theres that more deserving kicked out. Deserving of being kicked out. But the problem is that not having a strong opposition is not good for a democracy. Its not good for a democracy. Its not, its not. It allows labour to or to whichever party is in power to really do whatever they want. The tories have had that for the last five years. Yeah. And theyve kind of squandered it. And in inaction and infighting. Inadequacy. Yeah. Infighting. Inadequacy. Yeah. Because i know you like labourjosh, but arent because i know you like labour josh, but arent you concerned by some of their policies no no one to policies having. No no one to sort of hold on a minute. Sort of say hold on a minute. I am, i am a lib dems. No, i am, i am a lib dems. No. No. Might em no. n no. It saysiight 48 seats. No. It says ont 48 seats. No. It says on the 48 seats. No. It says on the articleeats. No. It says on the article arent the lib dems even worse on certain issues. Theyre worse theyre certainly worse on trans yeah, theyre trans stuff. Yeah, no theyre lying theyre massively captured. They so about they lie. So what about what about that move to a about the idea that we move to a situation where are lots about the idea that we move to a situlots where are lots about the idea that we move to a situlots of 1ere are lots about the idea that we move to a situlots of smaller are lots about the idea that we move to a situlots of smaller parties, ts about the idea that we move to a situlots of smaller parties, we and lots of smaller parties, we get proportional representation, and lots of smaller parties, we gethaveortional representation, and lots of smaller parties, we get have ortionicoalitions. Tation, we have more coalitions. You that . You get can you get that . You get that of yeah, you get that that kind of yeah, you get that kind of balance. Like that, but the problem i like that, but the problem is haaland, like have is in haaland, they like to have that they said, that guy. And then they said, no, too youre not that guy. And then they said, no, to. Too youre not that guy. And then they said, no, to. Were youre not that guy. And then they said, no, to. Were not youre not that guy. And then they said, no, to. Were not goingre not going to. Were not going to work with theres that work with you, that theres that problem people to problem of getting people to work together. The british didnt the british people, we didnt want had that want it. We had that opportunity. And we was weird, it . And we was weird, wasnt it . And we was weird, wasnt it . Like, actually, and we were like, actually, no, what . Yeah. No, you know what . Yeah. They didnt offer us but they didnt offer us proportional representation. But they didnt offer us propc offered representation. But they didnt offer us propcoffered reprethatation. But they didnt offer us propcoffered reprethat weird they offered that that weird alternative they offered that that weird alt something they offered that that weird altSomething Like they offered that that weird alt Something Like that. They offered that that weird altSomething Like that. And no or Something Like that. And no one understood like not even one understood it. Like not even the were selling it the people who were selling it understood people they and usually people vote. They want person think want one person they dont think about, go to. They about, you know, a go to. They dont that. Dont want that. Proportional like a proportional representation is easy to understand. Why didnt like why didnt you like more actress here . Really actress here . Glenda did really well. Jack carson. Well. She did well. Jack carson. Shes popular. Yeah. Shes very popular. Yeah. An actor charge . You want an actor in charge . Well you know, they got a bit of clout there. A party. Fun at a party. Fun at a party. It worked with reagan. It worked with reagan. Somebody young. You know somebody young. Well, losing. Well, were going to be losing. Theres quite lot of, tory theres quite a lot of, tory mps are going losing mps who are going to be losing theirjobs. Mps who are going to be losing their jobs. People mps who are going to be losing theirjobs. People are theirjobs. And also people are cutting well. Cutting cabinet as well. Out. Thank god shes nuts. As long as they dont, you know, our headline know, take our headline and headune headline a slot. Im fine. Josh, thinking of himself . Obviously. Obviously. Move on to tuesdays lets move on to tuesdays mail. Turns the mail. Scott. It turns out the biggest of scotlands new biggest loser of scotlands new hate its author. Hate crime law is its author. Yes, apparently, yousaf, yes, apparently, humza yousaf, hasnt very well. Hasnt done very well. He got the most complaints since monday, since the law went into effect, and people were complaining about his Scottish Parliament speech on 10th, Parliament Speech on june 10th, 2020, rewatched , and it 2020, which i rewatched, and it reminded me how racist it was. And people have complained about it. It was racist, wasnt it . Its terrible. But he was basically berating the idea of its a rant against white people. Its so strange to me too, because its its like us because its like, its like us complaining audience complaining about an audience when were on yeah, when were on stage. Yeah, and were closing a show. Look, these already voted. These people already voted. Youre youre in office. Youre fine. Youre in office. They just. Youre fine. Youre in office. Theisnt just. Youre fine. Youre in office. Theisnt scotland t. Youre fine. Youre in office. Theisnt scotland Something Like isnt scotland Something Like 97 white . Is really that why is he really that surprised that the white people why is he really that sur|overrepresentedhite people why is he really that sur|overrepresented in e people why is he really that sur|overrepresented in those . Le why is he really that sur|ovtheressented in those . Le why is he really that sur|ovtheres somei in those . Le why is he really that sur|ovtheres some kind]ose . Le why is he really that sur|ovtheres some kind of e . Le yeah, theres some kind of shaming of. And he named all the roles in the government, the Public Service and civil. But what funny about this, but what is funny about this, you brought you know, theyve brought through speech law through this hate speech law nearly complaints nearly 4000 complaints on day one. A couple days one. Just a couple of days earlier yousaf, was earlier to humza yousaf, was saying theres going to be saying theres not going to be vexatious saying theres not going to be vexatiare, well very there are, well take them very seriously. Them seriously. Well, most of them are you people wont are about you and people wont weaponize it, which obviously the hugely the public is already hugely done surprised as done it. Im surprised it was as low 4000. Low as 4000. But jk rowling out yeah, but jk rowling came out all right. Right so she didnt as many as humza. Said. Theyve already you said. And theyve already said to pursue said were not going to pursue this, theres this, that theres no crime. Also theyve said that, and also theyve said that, so also said that if so shes also said that if anybody uses those words anybody else uses those words who have her or, who doesnt have her money or, profile that she back them profile that she will back them up and repeat those up and use and repeat those words so it will show words herself. So it will show the hypocrisy and be able the hypocrisy and theyd be able to with it. So its protection. Why so basically shes why josh . So basically shes called yeah. She called their bluff. Yeah. She said, im going to said, you know, im going to misgender willoughby misgender india willoughby whatever you or whatever you come and theyve come after me then and theyve said, we wont. But that said, no, we wont. But is that just because shes and just because shes so rich and powerful after powerful they might go after someone they might, but she well, they might, but she thats is now said. But thats why she is now said. But in the court law theyll say, in the court of law theyll say, well, rowling it, well, look, jk rowling said it, so cant. Well, look, jk rowling said it, so i cant. Well, look, jk rowling said it, so ithinkt. Well, look, jk rowling said it, so i think if theyre going to i think if theyre going to go they go after go after anyone, they go after j. K. Because her j. K. Rowling because of her high profile. Thats were profile. Thats good. If were they to win, it would have been great for them for great for them and great for india. Willoughby, i india. Willoughby, who is i watched screaming in india. Willoughby, who is i wat� carj screaming in india. Willoughby, who is i wat� car about screaming in india. Willoughby, who is i wat� car about how screaming in india. Willoughby, who is i wat� car about how unfairning in india. 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So the waste of police resources, well, you know that the Police Police in scotland just two months ago said that they were changing their strategy so they dont anymore investigate theft or vandalism if theyre unlikely to solve they just dont solve it because they just dont have the manpower. Apparently theyve got but apparently theyve got the. The hands. Hours of handling 60 complaints average per hour complaints on average per hour currently. Insane. Of the currently. Thats insane. Of the 4000 complaints. Add it 4000 complaints. So you add it up, figure how long up, you can figure how long its going to take them. Up, you can figure how long its goiican take them. Up, you can figure how long its goiican we ke them. Up, you can figure how long its goiican we just|em. Up, you can figure how long its goiican we just go. Up, you can figure how long its goiican we just go to the point can we just go to the point of saying, look, in a free society, can what society, people can say what they want of free they want because of free speech. That solve it. Speech. That would solve it. Did something very someone did something very funny the funny where so that they, the victim, the minister for victims and brown , a and community, Siobhan Brown, a complaint was made in her name with her telephone number, and then the Police Called her up to say, check the complaint. So thats a waste of time right there. This is such a farce. And, you know, Siobhan Brown was on was on the misrepresenting was on the bbc misrepresenting the it wrong. Like the law. She got it wrong. Like the law. She got it wrong. Like the snp dont even know law the snp dont even know the law that created. That they created. I mean, know, well, i mean, you know, the humza said, on to camera humza himself said, on to camera last week. He said no, this is not going to be weaponized. It wont be used in this way or that way. And they had a lawyer on the bbc later saying, it doesnt matter he says. Doesnt matter what he says. Its what courts what its what the courts and what the decide. Has the police decide. He has nothing this. Nothing to do with this. But what siobhan yeah, but thats what Siobhan Brown that, you brown was saying, that, you know, all down police know, this is all down to police discretion. Theyve got two hours and then hours of training and then theyre out theyre going to work out whether or not. This whether to proceed or not. This is a total joke. Whole thing is a total joke. The whole thing is a total joke. The whole thing is thing is, as we were is a scary thing is, as we were going back to the previous story, whether labour story, is whether labour implements come implements it when they come into say would be labour say they would be interested continuing it, interested in continuing it, which interested in continuing it, whibut, labour, edinburgh but, but labour, edinburgh gays after each gays are going to go after each other that edinburgh gay scene is so bitter. People, of course theyre oh people, of course theyre going their own going to use it for their own nasty, revenge. Nasty, their own little revenge. Meanest about the meanest thing said about me by gay men. Oh, really . I hate gay men. Okay on that hate gay men. Okay well, on that homophobic your homophobic note, send your complaints scotland complaints to Police Scotland right now. Now, josh, teachers in do. Now, josh, teachers in the telegraph giving giving themselves an a plus. I imagine youd like to appeal. Yeah. Yeah. This is the story thats going my head explode. Going to make my head explode. So save lives by prolonging so we save lives by prolonging School Pandemic , School Closures in pandemic, says teachers. Winning. Look, winning. Says teachers. Wiryouve ook, winning. Says teachers. Wiryouve said winning. Says teachers. Wiryouve said ainning. Says teachers. Wiryouve said a lot ng. Says teachers. Wiryouve said a lot about youve youve said a lot about this in the past because, but so ill let you off. Itsjust ill let you off. Its just that you okay. The any, any you the National Education union are meeting having their conference at the moment and they have actually put forward a motion saying, look how great we were by basically ruining a generation of childrens future. And causing Mental Health issues and causing Mental Health issues and causing some of the lowest test, results recorded for maths and english. Yes. And they are proud of it. And going well done us for a virus that didnt affect children exactly. That didnt exist. The guardian actually ran an article last week i read i was in last week i read while i was in switzerland at the yoga retreat where stating that where i was banned, stating that the is about a half the average kid is about a half year behind now because the year behind now because of the shutdown and that some kids, many kids, never catch up many kids, will never catch up to is effectively to that. That is effectively ruined their lives. Yes. And that social distancing in schools unnecessary and schools was unnecessary and didnt work well. Schools was unnecessary and did they rk well. Schools was unnecessary and did they must. L. They must. They must. Kids, masked them these kids, they masked them even didnt work. The even that didnt work. The guardians this, you guardians saying this, if you had that even just had said that a year even just a year ago, you would have sounded like conspiratorial like a crazy conspiratorial person. Theyre person. Yeah. And now theyre admitting person. Yeah. And now theyre admifind it crazy that exactly i find it crazy that exactly that at risk. That children were not at risk. Old at risk. The old people were at risk. The vulnerable was very, vulnerable that was shown very, very early on. The fact that the mcu, but the fact that the mcu, which, way, is controlled which, by the way, is controlled by bunch of, oh, super by a bunch of, oh, the super cranky terrible. Cranky people. Terrible. The fact that theyre not actually just yeah, just apologising. Yeah, or taking ownership taking some level or ownership of actually go , we of it, but to actually go, we thank youre welcome. But thats thats what activists do. They they completely say the opposite. They gaslight. They say the opposite. The mcu is an activist body also happens to be body which also happens to be the largest Teaching Union in the largest Teaching Union in the its disaster. The country. Its a disaster. Arent they . Ones telling kids to not the ones telling kids to not tell parents they tell their parents that they want to transition . Oh, theyre doing all of that sort i dont if sort of stuff. I dont know if theyre specifically, theyre doing that specifically, but me. But it wouldnt surprise me. Theyre that organise theyre the ones that organise protests. You protests. you protests. They you im surprised protests. They actually im surprised protests. They actually im surptoed that they actually had time to put this motion instead put forward this motion instead of some anti israel. Of doing some anti israel. As well. Probably. Probably as well. Probably. I mean, you know, a mean, next, you know, is there a way that can just say, way that schools can just say, you a member you know, you cant be a member of because its not of that union because its not really union . Really a union . Ive got a lot of you know, ive got a lot of friends who are teachers, and a lot have actually left lot of them have actually left the any. Theyre jewish and they feel they believe the any. Theyre jewish and they feel its they believe the any. Theyre jewish and they feel its anti semitic, believe the any. Theyre jewish and they feel its anti semitic, beliyjust that its anti semitic, not just on the israel issue. Wrong on every they are wrong on every single they are wrong on every singthis is very wrong on this this is very wrong on this about pandemic upsets about the pandemic just upsets me just read in me now. I mean, ijust read in california, the age of california, the average age of someone died was 81. In the someone who died was 81. In the pandemic, than pandemic, which is older than older age of older than the average age of death. Lives. Yeah, was lives. Yeah, was a lives. Yeah, was was a health yeah, it was it was a health thing. I mean, i it thing. No, i mean, i had it three times. It was pretty grim, but the risky but i wasnt in the risky bracket, you know, you had a flu. No, it it was flu. Oh, no, it was, it was worse. It could been hangoven youve been hanging out with lewis much. Lewis too much. Were going to move on now to the buying the express, and forget buying a home cant even rent one. No, apparently, because of higher right. No, apparently, because of higher more right. No, apparently, because of higher more rlett. There are more buy to let mortgages arrears. Theres mortgages in arrears. So theres few were available flats and fewer people looking to rent flats. But what that means is flats. But what that means is because theres less property available, theres more people looking for fewer properties, i think. Yeah. Any thoughts one . Any thoughts on this one . Well just ten renters well its just the ten renters for property. For every property. And i hear anecdotally from anecdotally word. Anecdotally thats the word. Yeah okay. We know i heard you use it once. Yeah from people who work here who are renters who work here who are renters who are who missed out on who was still its just not to just get a place is just is really, really hard. Really hard. You should show up with a pizza. Is that how you do it . Yeah, sure. And a cake. Youre just trying impress the just trying to impress the person the place. Person who owns the place. Anything do to send them person who owns the place. Ainudie . Do to send them a nudie . That sounds that episode that sounds like that episode of ross trying of friends where ross is trying to the he sends him to get the flat and he sends him a mini muffins. No, a basket of mini muffins. No, you to. Every story you really have to. Every story comes down episode friends. Actually does. It actually does. It actually does. Theyve covered whole theyve covered the whole gamut of human existence. It was theyve covered the whole gewas of human existence. It was theyve covered the whole gewas wonderful. Existence. It was it was wonderful. Pandemic, too. They cover the pandemic, too. They cover the pandemic, too. They did, in yeah. Im sure they did, in a subtle, way. Anyway, subtle, insidious way. Anyway, thats part. Thats the end of this part. Weve the point and weve hit the Halfway Point and the till the downward slope till midnight, kids to treat midnight, teaching kids to treat gun wounds, parents to gun wounds, teaching parents to bake , and teaching mps bake a potato, and teaching mps fake news. All of these stories are true. Or are welcome back to headliners. Your first look at thursdays newspapers. Were going to get straight back into it with the telegraph. And will the snp telegraph. And will the snp conversion bill get through on a wing and a prayer . Its you scott. Oh im sorry. Yes sorry. They were out of order a little bit. Sorry about that, the. Yes, the conversion bath. The snp plans to ban conversion therapy. Yes. To ban conversion therapy. Yes. Even though there are local groups like religious leaders and parents saying we dont want you to do that, because what if we have a consulting moment with our our child our child, or we want our child to way out of being 93v . Gay . Wi w gay . Is that going g is that going how is that going to be the law at moment . Illegal law at the moment . Illegal i mean, because conversion therapy, i think of the kind of wiring to electrodes, wiring people up to electrodes, as you know, aversion, the pubuc as you know, aversion, the public paying it. As you know, aversion, the putlts paying it. As you know, aversion, the putlts illegal. G it. As you know, aversion, the putlts illegal. G it what its illegal. Thats what i think if the nhs think it is. I think if the nhs is providing it, then thats illegal. But a parent says , illegal. But if a parent says, oh, my daughter says shes a lesbian, can you make her pray . Maybe shell be heterosexual afterward. Thats not thing afterward. Thats not the thing is, what i would say is, currently, what i would say is, currently, what i would say is that it doesnt work. Thats quite part. Thats quite which part. Speaking from personal experience, the praying the gay away just it never ever works. Do a shout out to andrews mum. Yeah but but you know, thats the about thats the point about it. Mean, its not the same as i mean, its not the same as those old now illegal conversion therapy practices that im talking about. The medical attempts. But the attempts to convert. But the praying thing, you know, it might distressing, but its might be distressing, but its not the same. Its not on the same level. Well, but the interesting thing is, when weve talked about past, its about this in the past, its always about usually always been about usually focusing on the trans issue and the of the people who the risks of the people who might be doing talking, talking therapy to them being therapy to, to, to them being made illegal. Yes, those practices actually practices here and actually somewhat i read somewhere online said it made point. Its said it made a good point. Its not that. Talk about not about that. We talk about converting trans kids, but really really talking really what were really talking about gay and about is converting gay kids and autistic yeah. Autistic kids. Yes. Yeah. To trans. Of course, but trans. Yeah of course, but whats interesting on this angle is that this is coming from religious people, and its saying that its this connects more to the gay conversion as we understand it. Yeah. And i think understand it. Yeah. And i think we can all agree that gay conversion is wrong. I think in any way, even even the prayer element of it is this idea that you can pray away the gay is, well, its just a ridiculous idea. Idea. Its just not true. But but on the other hand, its true, really. But on the sexy though, isnt it . It is. Thats what i like. I like the bit of free song i like people feeling bad about themselves. Do themselves. Theyll do just about anything. Like seeing the i mean, i do like seeing the sort the people who run these sort of the people who run these conversion theyre sort of the people who run these conve usually theyre sort of the people who run these conve usually obviouslytheyre sort of the people who run these conve usually obviously reallye often usually obviously really gay, flamboyantly gay, really like flamboyantly hands cant fight back. I its true. Hands cant fight back. Its its true. Hands cant fight back. Its funny, true. Hands cant fight back. Its funny, buta. Hands cant fight back. Its funny, but but just the thing is, though, religious freedom important. And freedom is also important. And if say if people want to say homosexuality wrong we homosexuality is wrong and we will they should will pray for you, they should be. Be allowed. Its not just theyre forcing you for an hour you to pray for an hour with them. You to pray for an hour with the no, someone to pray no, forcing someone to pray should anyway. Should be illegal anyway. Forcing anything forcing someone to do anything shouldnt forcing someone to do anything shothist forcing someone to do anything shothis is my story. Can i talk this is my story. Can i talk also, im kidding. But its also, no, im kidding. But its also, no, im kidding. But its also think, church also about, i think, the church not infiltrating not wanting anyone infiltrating their therapy for other their therapy sessions for other issues for just their therapy sessions for other issues forjust gay issues too. Not for just gay conversion. Right. I think if they think they give this to, you know, the courts and say, oh, this can be then anything that they consult people on is going be seen as illegal. Did going to be seen as illegal. Did anyone ever pray you, scott, anyone ever pray for you, scott, to out of it . To get you out of it . But my mother bought me a pair of knee when i was pair of knee pads when i was youngen pair of knee pads when i was younger, would save younger, hoping it would save me, but i use them for something else. The daily next. Me, but i use them for something else. Josh, he daily next. Me, but i use them for something else. Josh, an daily next. Me, but i use them for something else. Josh, an interesting next. Me, but i use them for something else. Jositoan interesting next. Me, but i use them for something else. Jositoan irdoctorng next. Me, but i use them for something else. Jositoan irdoctor shortage. Yes. Disbelief at sad state of affairs as police are brought into schools to teach 13 year olds how to treat stab and gunshot wounds. Now, i would suggest when it gets when suggest that when it gets when it gets to this point, we might have already theres a problem. Yeah, theres definitely a problem at that point. Yeah. So this is a school in yes. So this is a school in aninner yes. So this is a school in an inner city, london academy, and yeah, that is, in southwark, and yeah, that is, in southwark, and southwark. Southwark. Southwark. Southwark. Are you all right . You sound like an american trying to pronounce i know pronounce it. Even i know that, i apologise. Think its good i apologise. I think its good kids learn skills, though. Age, isnt it really . Well, they suppose, well, they start, i suppose, but rather than. But that is, rather than. Course , im sure that they of course, im sure that they also have hopefully some lessons going, you know, dont stab people shoot people. People, dont shoot people. But the gets to this the idea that it gets to this point of course. Point is of course. But again, were going after the symptom, not the cause, but its other crime. Because i read a lot of stabbings and shootings happen because i read a lot of stabbi iss and shootings happen because i read a lot of stabbi iss. There . Yotings happen there. Is it there . There, of the it is around there, 5 of the total. Crazy, and total. Yeah. Its crazy, and brent greenwich and newham, brent and greenwich and newham, these 25 of all the these are 25 of all the homicides in the last seven years. Yeah, i lived there for a few years. Yeah, i lived is greenwich rough . Can be, be. I mean its can be, can be. I mean its really posh. Deptford. Youve got deptford just. Yeah. Deptford. Just. Thereseptford. Theres council. Deptford. Rough deptford. Rough council come on. Theres Council Blocks right in greenwich. Right around the corner. Right. Christopher youre right. Christopher marlowe the face marlowe was stabbed in the face in 1500s. In deptford in the 1500s. Yes. Okay yes. Okay well long. Well so long. Well so long. Its not changed yeah. Its not changed much. Yeah. Its not changed much. Real problems. Knife real problems. Theres knife crime issue crime has always been an issue there. Yeah. Anyway, there. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, okay, were going to move on to the mail scott, is a mail now, scott, is there a doctor theyve doctor shortage . Because theyve all chefs . All become chefs . Thats the thing, gps yeah, thats the thing, gps are teach kids who are are trying to teach kids who are fat how to not be fat. So the teaching is a very offensive terminology. No, teaching parents. Oh, no, but once one oh, right. No, but once one guy l oh, right. No, but once one guy i had one mom and her guy said, i had one mom and her child was overweight, but she was a young parent. She actually didnt know how to cook the dinner, spent dinner, so. Oh, so she spent time her the child . Time with her in the child . Yeah. The fat, yeah. So maybe the mom is fat, too. Couple fat people too. So the couple of fat people that cheese that are eating cheese sandwiches and stuff, and theyre teaching them how to eat, cucumbers eat, you know, cucumbers and things, meals without. Can you do story, josh . Can you do this story, josh . Without anyone . Can you do this story, josh . Wit not anyone . Can you do this story, josh . Wit no , anyone . Can you do this story, josh . Wit no , because anyone . Can you do this story, josh . Wit no , because the anyone . Can you do this story, josh . Wit no , because the point e . Can you do this story, josh . Wit no , because the point is, the no, because the point is, the whole country is getting fat. And these kids, and especially all these kids, theyre 37 of kids. Have to i have spoken to fat activists me that there activists who tell me that there is risks with being is no health risks with being morbidly obese, except for when they years. They die 2030 years. But i spoke to those people. But i spoke to those people. That danish comedian . Is that that danish comedian . Is that that danish comedian . Yeah, yeah. The yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The fat one. Yes. Yeah yeah yeah. Its yeah yeah yeah. No, its absolutely ridiculous. Yeah yeah yeah. No, its absolutelthey, ulous. Yeah yeah yeah. No, its absolutelthey, they;. Yeah yeah yeah. No, its absolutelthey, they make she yeah. They, they make the she makes driver up to the makes the limo driver up to the front of the theatre because she cant walk it. Thats the thing. Theres more than three metres. She complains because fat. She complains because shes fat. Im just saying i mean i know im just saying i mean i know im curse be im skinny. Its a curse to be thin like this. Because people blame being skinny when blame me for being skinny when their is that their butt their problem is that their butt should they should gps be teaching me they should gps be teaching me they should there should cook, but there is a problem because said problem here because as it said here, to excellent here, you used to have excellent cookery teaching in school. Yes, these things yes, these kind of things look. Yeah i read an interesting thing today. I was like, what is school terms Getting School for in terms of getting you jobs . As you ready for jobs . But as opposed getting you ready for opposed to getting you ready for life. Yes. And the fact we dont get taught these things anymore about mortgage, to about how to get a mortgage, to how do bank, there are some very bafic how do bank, there are some very basic skills that a lot of people arent learning. And we people arent learning. And we didnt to cook school. Didnt learn to cook at school. You no, didnt , we . I think we no, we didnt, we . I think we made an arctic roll. I think the problem is part of and the food. Of your house and the food. Didnt really do well, we didnt really do food. Well, we didnt really do foo� you tesco. You served tesco. You served tesco. That there you served tesco. Be that there you served tesco. Be more hat there you served tesco. Be more focus|ere you served tesco. Be more focus on should be more focus on preparing life , as well preparing you for life, as well as being in work, less microwave bells. And you have guests over. How about that . Now is about me. Oh, now this is about me. Oh, now this is about me. Heard the microwave in the i heard the microwave in the other because how yeah, because thats how i cook. Its a device that cooks. Processed. Cheaper, processed. Food is cheaper, its tastier , its its easier, its tastier, its tastier. And of tastier. Its addictive. And of course, people are course, thats why people are choosing of those. Choosing all of those. Saw you sneaking food i saw you sneaking our food into your whatever it into your purse or whatever it was. Into your purse or whatever it wasmy thats a leather my it. Thats a leather backpack ill have. Well, whatever it i was well, whatever it was, i was very offended. Well, whatever it was, i was vergucci. Ded. Gucci. F look, dont offend my cooking. Anyway, on cooking. Anyway, lets move on now commas. Cooking. Anyway, lets move on now commas. This now to the inverted commas. This is josh. This story is the times, josh. This story is the times, josh. This story is to make you sick. Is enough to make you sick. Oh gosh. Yeah, calories on menus trigger people with menus will trigger people with eating disorders. This is another law in scotland. They another law in scotland. They are really going all out. And and a group of some thing called what are they called bite. No thats not what theyre called beat. Sorry, that was not a joke. Genuinely, i thought they were called bite. Okay, 200 people going people theyre saying are going to a were questions and to be a were asked questions and they going to they said, oh, its going to trigger because see trigger them because if they see calories, thin calories, its going to thin shame something. Yeah. Shame them or something. Yeah. Yeah. But again, you have this totalitarian or utilitarian sorry idea that whats the for best the most people. And im sorry if a couple of people get triggered. You think its good to have the on the menu . The calories on the menu . Why not . Its if i think why not . Its good if its people and if its going to help people and if its going to help people and if its need the we can its we need all the help we can get. If youre going to get. If its if youre going to see go, wait a see that and go, whoa, wait a minute, double minute, thats double the amount. I even understand amount. I dont even understand how but if you how calories work. But if you compare go, wait a compare it and you go, wait a minute, thats thats to minute, thats thats going to make well, make me a bit fat, ill well, maybe thats too that but maybe thats a bit too that but so, the idea that people maybe thats a bit too that but so, the 1e idea that people maybe thats a bit too that but so, the calories that people maybe thats a bit too that but so, the calories thethey,ple maybe thats a bit too that but so, the calories thethey, they maybe thats a bit too that but so, upsetalories thethey, they maybe thats a bit too that but so, upsetalories titheyy, they maybe thats a bit too that but so, upsetalories tithey donty get upset and then they dont have anything. Is that what they say . Is that what they say . Well, thats what theyre saying its a or saying here. But its a or do they with eating they eat they people with eating they eat too much. G they react to thats how they react to stress maybe is that they overeat when they see the calories think that overeat when they see the cal lost. Think that overeat when they see the cal lost. The think that overeat when they see the cal lost. The whole think that overeat when they see the cal lost. The whole thing1k that overeat when they see the cal lost. The whole thing is that its lost. The whole thing is lost. Ill get or lost. Ill never get ahead or ill never this weight, so ill never lose this weight, so ill never lose this weight, so i well just shove it i might as well just shove it in, i think. I might as well just shove it in, ithink. I might as well just shove it in, i dont think i dont think more information a bad thing, but information is a bad thing, but i think just kowtowing i do think that just kowtowing to will be to a few people who will be affected, just close affected, its like, just close your yeah. Your eyes. Yeah, yeah. Okay move now. Well, lets move on now. Well, lets move on now. The guardian, scott, the guardian, we have to our when we look to close our eyes when we look at right . Thats what you mean . I mean, thats very offensive. The offensive. Yeah. Okay. The guardian has a story about recognising guardian has a story about recogwhen| could just sun. When it could have just used its coverage of the used its own coverage of the whisper incident. Stories the whisper incident. Have stories the whisper incident. Have becomees the whisper incident. Have become quite 1e whisper incident. Have become quite a thing. Press have become quite a thing. So hillsborough so the suns hillsborough story has an example to has been used as an example to teach mps what fake news actually looks like. So theyve provided a good information kit for house commons so that for the house of commons so that mps can, you know, rifle through stories and decide what whats real, whats not. Because about the sun blaming the fans for the hillsborough. And then the sun apologised in yes. With a front page in 2012. Yes. With a front page apology they claimed they apology where they claimed they had used misinformation. Yeah. When theyd lied. When actually theyd lied. So theres all of this stuff about misinformation now. It seems to the obsession seems to be the main obsession about everyone josh, is about everyone online. Josh, is it not the case, though, that the reason were this the reason were in this position, where people position, where so many people are fake news, is are believing in fake news, is because legacy media, the because the legacy media, the mainstream media, has been caught lying to us so many times, so people go elsewhere. Isnt problem . Times, so people go elsewhere. Isnthats problem . Times, so people go elsewhere. Isnthats exactly lem . Times, so people go elsewhere. Isnthats exactly what the thats exactly what the problem like, problem is. And its like, you said your link, you have said in your link, when you have like spa incident, that like the wii spa incident, that that way that like the wii spa incident, that th reported way that like the wii spa incident, that th reported it way that like the wii spa incident, that th reported it was way that like the wii spa incident, that threported it was like way that like the wii spa incident, that threported it was like that that it reported it was like that they called called out on that. It even happened for people who dont know about it, there was a Sexual Assault or someone , a man Sexual Assault or someone, a man showed bits saying was showed his bits saying he was a trans woman in the spa in la. And the way that guardian reported it was like this woman was it up. Turned was making it up. And it turned out because she went to out she because she went to church, she was right wing. Church, that she was right wing. Shes with six shes a black lady with a six year daughter, it was year old daughter, and it was utterly shameful their reporting. That reporting. So the idea that theyre kind of calling a calling to this calling attention to this misinformation is ridiculous, because they are just as guilty. Also bbc doing weve also had the bbc doing it recently. Just just the stuff that well, the that isnt true. Well, the emittance the intent, emittance, but the intent, i think, stories should be think, of news stories should be to sort of limit the agenda, but it seems as though thats all that sells papers now. People it turns out, people do, as it turns out, when theyre reading stories, they of theyre craving they kind of theyre craving the knowledge perspective of knowledge of the perspective of the writer. Its very strange. Yeah, but i dont want that. I know i just want to know what happened. Make my own mind up. But again, your university educated, people are thick. Educated, most people are thick. Sick im. Im sick of. Im. Want. Want you just want. You want facts. Information. Facts. You want the information. But exactly right. But thats exactly right. I think i think think youre. No, no, i think youre right. I think newspapers. Just to newspapers. Its just now to reinforce their readership. Well, weve got go okay, well, weve got to go to break just one to a break now. Its just one more to go , but weve more section to go, but weve got watercooler got some fascinating watercooler stories saito stories for you. Weve got saito dominance, self aware ants, and growing vegan shoes. Come back in welcome back to headliners. Its your first look at thursdays newspapers. Josh, were going to kick the times now. Kick off with the times now. Where its 1 00. Yeah. Where its1 00. Yeah. White asks nasa to white house asks nasa to create moon white house asks nasa to creatyear. Moon white house asks nasa to creatyear. Theyre moon white house asks nasa to creatyear. Theyre m be next year. Theyre going to be going to flying around the going back to flying around the moon. Hopefully theyre moon. Hopefully in 26. Theyre going land on the going to actually land on the moon good. Which is going going to actually land on the m yeah, we dont know yeah, and but we dont know the up there. Theres, the time up there. Theres, theres different gravity. It means slightly, slower theres different gravity. It means fast slightly, slower theres different gravity. It means fast time. Lightly, slower theres different gravity. It means fast time. Fast. Y, slower theres different gravity. It means fast time. Fast time. Wer time or fast time. Fast time. And so they need to work out nasa is going to work out some universal system, which can be called coordinat and lunar time. Yes. Question is, will yes. The question is, will some like a place china or even like a place like china or even india and go, wait a india step in and go, wait a minute, why are you americans controlling going to be part yeah, its going to be part of the space race. Owns moon, by the way . Thats a good question. I thats a good question. I think what the americans, the americans put the flag in it first. Its still there. I think its ours. Russians didnt put the russians didnt put a flag first. W flag first. Didnt the no, no, the didnt the americans the russians know they were. They were, i guess the russians, russians russians, the russians went around chucked they could have chucked a flag know. But flag at it, i dont know. But they to that. They didnt think to do that. Yeah. Spearheaded yeah. They spearheaded a flag, interesting. Flag, so itll be interesting. But sync like but whether they sync up, like the like its new the days, like when its new york there for the for york time up there for the for the for the prime of it or not. Well, this is the first step. Not. Imoon his is the first step. Not. Imoon then the first step. Not. Imoon then the fithen ep. Not. Imoon then the fithen beyond. The moon then mars, then beyond. Lay some train then they can lay some train tracks. They that tracks. Thats why they did that whole in the us. Whole time zone thing in the us. Is trains. Yeah is that the trains. Yeah maybe well well, maybe well get a transport on moon. Transport system on the moon. Yeah, works than yeah, that works better than this one. Sure it will great. Im sure it will be great. Yeah. Well, lets on yeah. Okay. Well, lets move on now story. Scott in the now to a story. Scott in the daily this is about incest now to a story. Scott in the dajapan. This is about incest now to a story. Scott in the dajapan. Yeah. ; is about incest in japan. Yeah. Japan going everybody in japan is going to same name by 2531. To have the same name by 2531. Now how can that be . Now how can that be . Because they have to share a name, a married couple, they have to have the same name and usually women give up their maiden name. Good. Yes. Yeah. Oh, josh, theyre getting. Yeah. Womens names are silly anyway. So theyre, theyre going to limit it down. Theyre out of names theyre running out of names basically they have basically because they have a very this very limited vocabulary. This name sutra is it. That pronounce it sato is that you pronounce it soto. So in other soto. Sato. Sato so in other words, people are they everyones with words, people are they eve same s with words, people are they eve sames theyve with the same name. Theyve calculated this by this point. So going to have to so arent they going to have to change because change the rules . Because according this according to this, this civil code only came in in 1898. Yeah. So its that old. Code only came in in 1898. Yeah. Sknow, its that old. Code only came in in 1898. Yeah. Sknow, you its that old. Code only came in in 1898. Yeah. Sknow, you know, that old. Code only came in in 1898. Yeah. Sknow, you know, its that old. Code only came in in 1898. Yeah. Sknow, you know, its nott old. Code only came in in 1898. Yeah. Sknow, you know, its not likei. I know, you know, its not like theyre or theyve i know, you know, its not like theyfour or theyve i know, you know, its not like theyfour theyyr theyve i know, you know, its not like theyfour they got eyve i know, you know, its not like theyfour they got iyve i know, you know, its not like theyfour they got i think got four names they got i think one suzukl is got four names they got i think one suzuki, is making one is suzuki, one is im making these up. P these up. Suzuki and tanaka these up. Sato suzuki and tanaka these up. Sato , suzuki and tanaka these up. Sato , those rzuki and tanaka these up. Sato , those arei and tanaka these up. Sato , those are thed tanaka these up. Sato , those are the four1aka and sato, those are the four names theyve limited. We had a similar system in this country. Everyone end this country. Everyone would end up wouldnt up being called smith, wouldnt they . I think they . So we need to. I think they . So we need to. I think they just need to change the law. Well, thats what theyre trying to do because they want women their women to be able to use their own names for work. Wouldnt it be better to invent new names, like when two people of people get married, instead of arguing about, why dont you come arguing about, why dont you conwhy dont you come up with a why dont you come up with a japanese right on air . Why dont you come up with a jap illse right on air . Why dont you come up with a jap ill do right on air . Why dont you come up with a jap ill do rightght on air . Ill do it right now. Ill do it right now. Japanese sounding name. Japanese sounding name. Shishi, we how about shishi, i there we go. What about karaoke . Go. Ill go. What about karaoke . Okay, good. A okay, thats a good. Thats a good name. Getting cancelled. Good name. A getting cancelled. Good name. A bit getting cancelled. Good name. A bit racist,; cancelled. Good name. A bit racist, but. Icelled. A little bit racist, but. Yeah, sure. Thats all yeah, sure. Yeah, thats all right. You know, right. But, i mean, you know, i think the problem really think that the problem is really in story reading and in this story i was reading and ive been to japan and worked there. That the ive been to japan and worked there. Dont that the ive been to japan and worked there. Dont any hat the ive been to japan and worked there. Dont any power. Women dont have any power. I mean, dont. Mean, they really still dont. Even after these decades of even after all these decades of women empower women trying to empower themselves in japan, there are no its a patriarchal society. It very much so and so i think that that changing think that could that changing that actually that could help actually changing good changing this law would be good for maybe maybe the let maybe maybe let the maybe let the decide the name is. But look, its all moot because they point because as they as they point out, the declining out, because of the declining birth rate, theres going to be no japanese people alive at that time. You know that, right . Theyre to extinct, theyre going to be extinct, basically, they basically, that they or they all very alarmist living very alarmist to me not living in japan. Very alarmist to me not living in japarknow, that in japan, all you know, that in japan, all little cleared out little towns have cleared out that as ages, that the property, as it ages, the less the property becomes less valuable. Japanese do valuable. So the japanese do leave urban leave and they move to urban areas. Theres young areas. And so theres no young people teachers people left. So the teachers teach dummies children. Teach dummies built as children. Theyre classrooms. This sounds replaced. Wait, this sounds replaced. Wait, this sounds replaced. People with all the young people with this a john grisham. This sounds like a john grisham. Dummies are overweight. This sounds like a john grisham. Yeah,ummies are overweight. This sounds like a john grisham. Yeah, with ies are overweight. This sounds like a john grisham. Yeah, with ies. Samearweight. This sounds like a john grisham. Yeah, with ies. Same name. |t. Yeah, with the same name. Yeah, with the same name. On the lets move on to the telegraph now , josh, what goes telegraph now, josh, what goes up must come down. Indeed. Indeed. Spum counts. Fall as temperatures rise. New Research Suggests scientists suggests, this is, scientists in singapore found that singapore have found that normally sperme declines, when you get older and older, matters. Are you kidding . Im sure. Yeah, but its the quality. And yeah, but its the quality. And not the quantity. Its about numbers for me. The point is. But men in their prime, yeah. Sperme. And thats obviously, relevant temperatures relevant because temperatures are around relevant because temperatures are world. Around relevant because temperatures are world. I around relevant because temperatures are world. I thought around relevant because temperatures are w possibly. Yes. But, yeah, this is this is a problem, youre going to have to ice your testicles if you want to have kids, i guess. Ice them. Well, im guessing so. If this is this is the only way to have kids. My sperme levels are quite high. Still. Okay, im not bragging. It sounds like. It sounds like. Sounds why had them sounds like why you had them tested year i do. Tested for every year i do. Lets on, intelligent lets move on, intelligent animals scott as animals in the male scott or as we call him, louis. Animals in the male scott or as we aill him, louis. Animals in the male scott or as we a lotiim, louis. Animals in the male scott or as we a lot of, louis. Animals in the male scott or as we a lot of people think that, a lot of people think that, you chimpanzees smart. You know, chimpanzees are smart. Dolphins, dogs, dolphins, whales, maybe dogs, maybe cats. Cats are smart. But as it turns out, they decided at the barcelona zoo, that hooved creatures are actually capable of doing complex mental math. Of doing complex mental math. Is that true . Is that true . Giraffes theyve given giraffes can use an abacus. Yes. Yes. Giraffes can count fruit and vegetables and tell you how many there are in their heads. Vegetables and tell you how many the yeah, in their heads. Vegetables and tell you how many the yeah, they eir heads. Vegetables and tell you how many the yeah, they cant ads. You how yeah, they cant tell you how many there but will. Many there are, but they will. Work out which has theyll work out which has got like that. Theyll work out which has got yeah, like that. Theyll work out which has got yeah, they ike that. Theyll work out which has got yeah, they thumpt. Theyll work out which has got yeah, they thump it. Theyll work out which has got is ah, they thump it. Theyll work out which has got is that hey thump it. Theyll work out which has got is that right . Ump it. Is that right . Is that right . They basically theyre no. They basically theyre really its really good. They say its because like look really good. They say its b i find it in your eyes. I find it in your eyes. What animals. What scary animals. What scary animals. When animals are i find it when animals are revealed be able things revealed to be able to do things like solve yes. And like solve puzzles. Yes. And i think survived with us think theyve survived with us ruining the planet. So smarter than theyre so much smarter than we apparently. We are. Well, apparently. Dolphins. Dolphins. Dolphins . Yeah. So they were basically in this tank. They were for every of rubbish were for every bit of rubbish they a fish. And what were for every bit of rubbish theydolphin a fish. And what were for every bit of rubbish theydolphin dida fish. And what were for every bit of rubbish theydolphin did was1. And what were for every bit of rubbish theydolphin did was hit. Nd what were for every bit of rubbish theydolphin did was hit. N piece one dolphin did was hit a piece of then it up of rubbish and then broke it up into smaller bits. What then of rubbish and then broke it up intyit. Maller bits. What then of rubbish and then broke it up intyit. And er bits. What then of rubbish and then broke it up intyit. And then s. What then of rubbish and then broke it up intyit. And then s. Figured then of rubbish and then broke it up intyit. And then s. Figured outen do it. And then it figured out that get fish if that you would also get fish if you like, saved a gull. So it used the fish to capture used the last fish to capture a goal even fish, goal to get even more fish, and then kids. Now then trained its kids. And now its the world. Its taking over the world. Dont find that scary you dont find that scary like seen planet like youve seen planet of the apes. Be planet apes. Itll be planet of the dolphins. Or something. Dolphins. Or something. Or we see a porcupines or whatever the porcupines will be terrifying. Are they are they porpoises . Are they are they porpoises . Sorry. Planet of the sheep. But, it is interesting to but, yes, it is interesting to see. Basically, its for see. Basically, its just for this propaganda this is vegetarian propaganda and dolphins and i will still eat dolphins and i will still eat dolphins and care, and giraffes. I dont care, youre bad. And giraffes. I dont care, youtheyad. And giraffes. I dont care, youthe show is nearly now the show is nearly over. Now lets quick at lets take another quick look at thursdays pages the thursdays front pages of the daily with mps daily mail is running with mps caught honeytrap caught in naked honeytrap sixteen. Is sixteen. The telegraph is running with judges to look at soft terms for deprived offenders , and the guardian has offenders, and the guardian has former Supreme Court add former Supreme Court judges add voices calls for israeli arms voices to calls for israeli arms ban. The voices to calls for israeli arms ban. The times is leading with a blood tests to help spot alzheimers. Years earlier. And alzheimers. Years earlier. And thursdays express rishi sunak is saying were going to quit the euro court if rwanda flights are blocked. And finally, the daily looking for daily star, theyre looking for excalibur. All weve got excalibur. Thats all weve got time for. Thanks ever so much to my guests, josh howie and Scott Capurro. To be back capurro. Im going to be back tomorrow at 11 00 with n tomorrow at 11 00 with steve n allen. And if allen and frances foster. And if youre watching the 5 am. Repeat, tuned, because now repeat, stay tuned, because now its breakfast its time for breakfast at. Feeling inside from that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers sponsors of weather on gb news. Hello again. Welcome to your latest gb news weather update. Well, there will be some further heavy rain first thing across southern areas, but in general thursday offers. Some much drier thursday offers. Some much drier weather compared to the wet weather. Weve seen recently. Northeastern areas have suffered the most with the rain throughout today. That rain will clear away through tonight, but the next batch. Arrives into the the next batch. Arrives into the southwest. Well see two bursts of rain. This one will turn of rain. This one will turn heavy at first in the southwest, but as pushes into parts of but as it pushes into parts of northern it will northern england, it will turn a little bit dry. But most areas will outbreaks of will see some heavy outbreaks of rain further rain through the night further north and west, though, it should could see north and west, though, it sitouch could see north and west, though, it sitouch of could see north and west, though, it sitouch of frost could see north and west, though, it sitouch of frost by could see north and west, though, it sitouch of frost by tomorrowi see a touch of frost by tomorrow morning. Its the morning. But its in the southwest tomorrow where southwest tomorrow morning where the and the heaviest rain will be, and that parts of that will push into parts of wales, midlands, into the wales, the midlands, into the southeast. The southeast. Throughout the rush houn southeast. Throughout the rush hour. Are moving about southeast. Throughout the rush h0|thursday are moving about southeast. Throughout the rush h0|thursday morning,yving about southeast. Throughout the rush h0|thursday morning, expect out southeast. Throughout the rush h0|thursday morning, expect some southeast. Throughout the rush h0|th|travellingrning, expect some southeast. Throughout the rush h0|th|travelling conditions. t some tricky travelling conditions. Once out once that does clear out the way, a mix sunshine way, well see a mix of sunshine and showers many areas of and showers for many areas of england will be england and wales there will be some in some decent sunny spells in between. Fairly between. Well feel fairly pleasant in that sunshine, but further north its to further north its going to considerably drier day than it has been lately. Well see highs considerably drier day than it ha around lately. Well see highs considerably drier day than it ha around 10 sly. Well see highs considerably drier day than it ha around 10 or. Well see highs considerably drier day than it ha around 10 or well see highs considerably drier day than it ha around 10 or 11 degrees highs of around 10 or 11 degrees across its across northwestern areas. Its still in the far still cold though, in the far north scotland, the north of scotland, and as the next batch of rain bumps into that on morning, that cold air on friday morning, theres snow theres a risk of some snow across the highlands and grampians, and well see outbreaks of quite heavy rain push through many Northern Areas throughout further throughout friday. Further south, as throughout friday. Further sou� day as throughout friday. Further sou� day goes as throughout friday. Further souday goes on, as throughout friday. Further sou� day goes on, but as throughout friday. Further sou� day goes on, but the as throughout friday. Further sou� day goes on, but the weekend the day goes on, but the weekend is looking unsettled and seasonably windy, but exceptionally mild. Thats all for bye. For now. Bye bye. A brighter outlook with boxt solar sponsors of weather on gb news. Good evening. Welcome to farage. Now, clearly, nigel is away tonight. Some of you may be away tonight. Some of you may be asking at home this question is. Who are you . Id never heard of you. Nobodyin id never heard of you. Nobody in europe had ever heard of you. Of you. Well, thanks, nigel. My names tom harwood. Im the deputy Political Editor at gb news, and the reason im sitting in here for nigel tonight. Is it his birthday . Should we hear from the man himself . From the man himself . Im so sorry i cant be with you tonight. Id love to have been on gb news. You know i would, but, hey, you know what . Its my 60th birthday. The party begins at 7 00. Cheers, everybody. Thanks for your support. Over to tom harwood. Support. Over to tom harwood. Well, a very happy birthday to nigel, but weve got a packed show today. And not least , well show today. And not least, well be talking about a very serious issue in the middle east now involving brits. Yes, the air raid from israel that killed three british former Service People john chapman, James Henderson and james kirby. Now, what will the response to this be . Big questions to ask of uk government and indeed our arms exports, but also a story from the channel just days after an exclusive about the lack of security around calais, a migrant has been stabbed. Well speak to our very own mark white about his exclusive report and whether we can really be sure of safety around our borders now. Mps have also been calling for a tax on frequent flyers. They tax on frequent flyers. They want to control demand to reduce the number of people flying. We ask is that the right thing to do for