Ordnance was involved in the incident. Theyre now working incident. Theyre now working with scottish fire and rescue to establish the cause. The pm says establish the cause. The pm says he plans to pay for cuts to National Insurance contributions by kerbing the benefits budget. Rishi sunak told the sunday times that hes concerned by forecasts which show welfare spending is set to rise by more than £100 billion a year until 20 2829. Mr sunak said 2. 5 million working age people have been signed off as unfit to work currently, and he says , quote, currently, and he says, quote, that just doesnt strike me as a system thats working properly. System thats working properly. He insists hell end National Insurance contributions if he wins the next general election. Wins the next general election. Well, the uk was involved in a joint operation overnight which saw dozens of drones downed in the red sea. Defence secretary grant shapps confirming that hms richmond shot down two of those drones, repelling an attack by iranian backed houthis. The us says in total , Coalition Forces says in total, Coalition Forces hit 28 unmanned aerial vehicles. In his post on social media, grant shapps said the uk and its allies will continue to take necessary action to save lives and protect the freedom of navigation. And finally, navigation. And finally, Humberside Police have removed a number of bodies from the premises of a funeral director in hull after reports of concern for care of the deceased. Cordons remain in place at three branches of legacy independent Funeral Directors thats in east yorkshire. Theyre investigating whether any criminal offences have been committed. The bodies have been committed. The bodies have been committed. The bodies have been taken to the local Authority Authority mortuary in hull. A direct line has been set up for anyone who may have been affected. For the latest affected. For the latest stories, why not sign up to the gb news alerts by scanning the qr code . Its on your screen right now, or go to gb news. Com alerts. Time now for our headliners. Headliners. Thanks, ray. Hello and welcome to headliners. Im nick dixon taking you through tomorrows top stories for the next hour. And im joined by the peoples gammon paul cox. Lovely. And the and the gammon person Louis Schaefer ive gone for. Could you comprised of about 90 gammon because all you eat is meat. Thats what i was going for. You eat meat, but i dont eat much pork because theyve got omega got a very bad omega six omega three also three ratio. Oh, is it also religious reasons . I didnt want to say anything, but no , im bad, im bad. Im a bad boy. Okay well, lets press on then and do the front pages. So the mail on front pages. So the mail on sunday has dianas brother. How i was sexually abused at just 11 by a school matron. By a school matron. Shocking story there. Shocking story there. The sunday times johnson flew for secret talks with autocrat, which well get on to in a minute. Thats madura, the observer has revealed legal fears over new govt definition of extremism. The sunday express has labour are cowards over boat crisis. Are cowards over boat crisis. The sunday mirror goes with rihanna. Legacy starts in school. Thats about brianna ghey mother. And finally, the daily star on sunday. The rocky horror show, which is a shocking story about socks well be covering in about socks well be covering in a moment. Those were the headlines. All right, lets kick off with the observer. Paul, the observer. Off with the observer. Paul, the observer. Theyve paul, the observer. Theyve been observing again. Nick revealed legal fears over new gove definition of extremism. So michael gove is set to announce a controversial plan this week to ban individuals and groups who undermine the uk system of liberal democracy from public life, despite fears its at risk of a legal challenge , etc, etc. Of a legal challenge, etc, etc. Heres my point on this im very uncomfortable with any speech being restricted and why wouldnt i be . As a free speech advocate, i think we have to. Everybody has to be able to be heard, we have to be able to heard, and we have to be able to listen them. How are you listen to them. How are you going find fringe going to find the fringe fanatics if you dont understand what being fringe what it is . Theyre being fringe fanatics about just by their ties, judging by louis. But thats a good point. Thats a good point. Thats one way i see what you mean. I mean, look, its there was a strange thing you had this thing where you had this anti Muslim Hatred adviser he just which just appointed gove, which people a people thought was a bit strange. Some people strange. And then some people probably liked but then probably liked it. But then youve got this new definition of sunak kind of soft of extremism. Sunak kind of soft sold to some thought with sold it to us. Some thought with that he did, he was that weird speech he did, he was talking about islamic extremism and even though talking about islamic extremism ancknow even though talking about islamic extremism ancknow of even though talking about islamic extremism ancknow of theen though talking about islamic extremism ancknow of the peoplejh talking about islamic extremism ancknow of the people on we know 90 of the people on the terror are islamic terror watch list are islamic extremists, not far right. But he come up with he needs to come up with this woolly definition to sort of incorporate everyone, doesnt he . About he . But people are worried about civil free civil liberties, free expression, protests. Expression, normal protests. What do you think, lewis . Dont know who the well, we dont know who the enemy is. Thats this. Enemy is. Thats what this. Thats problem is. Is thats what the problem is. Is that name . Rishi that whats his name . Rishi sunak putting everybody sunak isnt is putting everybody in so it means that in there. So it means that everybody is at risk. But the truth is that people know who the cant say who the enemy is. I cant say who the enemy is. I cant say who the is because like my the enemy is because i like my i like being on the tv after all these years to be on the tv. But you know who is. You know who the enemy is. Yeah, its an interesting quote. He says. Its about individuals and who individuals and groups who undermine the uks system of liberal really, liberal democracy. Now, really, the there is that the problem there is that liberal liberalism and democracy the problem there is that libeoften eralism and democracy the problem there is that libeoften atalism and democracy the problem there is that libeoften at odds and democracy the problem there is that libeoften at odds. |nd democracy the problem there is that libeoften at odds. Youre nocracy the problem there is that libeoften at odds. Youre tryingy are often at odds. Youre trying to maintain this liberal order, but things happen that fall outside it. Brexit being one outside of it. Brexit being one obvious certain obvious example or certain minority have certain minority groups have certain interests that may be seen to go against the liberal hegemony or whatever you want to call it. So thats thats the problem. Hes sort need this. We sort of saying, we need this. We want, know, its quite want, you know, its quite a sort a paradox, really. Sort of its a paradox, really. How you defend liberalism how how do you defend liberalism against its against democracy when its not when illiberal . When its illiberal . Disingenuously leads the it disingenuously leads the reader believe this thing reader to believe this thing exists, liberal exists, i. E. This liberal democracy, this culture. Were constantly trying to protect. Constantly trying to protect. Theres been eroded so much over the last couple of decades. I the last couple of decades. I dont know what it is were trying to protect anymore. All i know people got crazy know is, if people got crazy things i want to hear things to say, i want to hear them so that we can protect ourselves from them. And for comedic value. Yes. Thats why we have my yes. Thats why we have my podcast. Yeah, its podcast. But yeah, its interesting he says. Interesting language, he says. Its about extremism, includes attempts or attempts to overturn, exploit or undermine uks system of undermine the uks system of liberal to liberal democracy, to confer advantages disadvantages on advantages or disadvantages on specific groups. Thats the thing liberalism fears. Thing that liberalism fears. Most having any most any group having any advantage any other. Were advantage over any other. Were all equal anyway. I all one big equal blob anyway. I think weve probably covered that ive given my that enough. Ive given my little take on it. Next is the sunday lewis good news. Sunday times. Lewis good news. Johnson flew for secret talks with autocrat. This is Boris Johnson. Who is . I thought hes out of government, but hes not out of government, but hes not out of government, but hes not out of government. And this is the autocrat. It sounds really nice. Is this maduro guy whos the venezuelan dictator . Horrible, horrible horrible, horrible, horrible person. And, and they didnt it says it was an unofficial trip, but it just so happens that bofis but it just so happens that Boris Johnson flies in there and meets with this guy. It was totally official. What they want totally official. What they want to do is they want what what theyre promising the venezuelans, we dont know. Right but what i think theyre promising them is theyre saying, hey, be on our side against the with ukraine, against the with ukraine, against the with ukraine, against the russians, and were going to screw were going to help you out with the guyanese situation, is next situation, which is right next door , because venezuela wants to door, because venezuela wants to declare war. They want to clear, they want to go in and march and take over half of guyana. Yeah by the way, just quickly, its interesting that the only people describes as people lewis describes as horrible and horrible are dictators and women. Only two women. Theyre the only two categories. Do you categories. But what do you think, this seems think, paul . This seems like bofis think, paul . This seems like boris bit he boris going a bit rogue. He texted the way over. Texted cameron on the way over. Im meet dictator in im off to meet a dictator in a socialist republic. Dont worry about it. Theyll all be the theyll all be in the bullingdon Whatsapp Group anyway, wont they . He was on holiday. Dominican holiday. He was in the dominican republic. Which . Which he goes to now again to every now and again to decompress being decompress decompress from being decompress from hes in the from whatever hes doing in the uk, about the climate uk, which is about the climate for millions of dollars. Yeah, exactly. Time off exactly. So you need time off from nick, from that occasion, nick, i imagine its imagine a terrible business. What happened . He just decided on his im decided to go on his own. Im just dominica. Just in dominica. Been there, boris. Ive been there, boris. Ive been there, boris. All there. Weve weve all been there. Weve all been to one country down in central, america, and central, in south america, and we just fly over. We thought, lets just fly over. Were lets fly to were on aruba, lets fly to caracas. Were on aruba, lets fly to caracas banned that one. Im banned from that one. Ill another one. Ill try another one. Go to that one. Ill go to that one. Ill go to that one. Not really to its not really happened to me. Was in cornwall on me. I was once in cornwall on holiday, i didnt think holiday, and i didnt think about going to to save anything. Well, because you love well, because you dont love this as i do, this country as much as i do, i have done that. Of course ive done you to go see done that. You want to go see someplace i did that what Someplace New . I did that what i said in caracas. Said was a rube in caracas. Thats story. Thats an actual true story. With father. Gambling. With my father. He was gambling. He had a gambling problem. My dad went to aruba. Dad and we went to aruba. Unexpected link between the unexpected link between bofis the unexpected link between boris visit Boris Johnsons venezuela visit and problem. And your dads gambling problem. Well, happen . Well, how did it happen . Has largest venezuela has the largest reserves of oil in the world, according kwarteng. According to kwarteng. Worst way of managing and the worst way of managing their economy ever. All right, well, yes. Yeah. All right, well, that story. I say that was that story. I cant say covered, really, talked covered, really, but we talked about some things while the paper was there. So lets do the sunday express. Paul labour are cowards crisis. Cowards over boat crisis. Now this is, James Cleverly. So labour have been branded as a party of cowards and hypocrites. And this is because James Cleverly is saying theyre being cynical about the possibility of success, of sending people to rwanda and the reason he thinks theyre so cynical is because theyre so cynical is because theyre afraid that its going to be successful, im not sure thats exactly what theyre afraid of. I think that they think theyve got their own solution to their solution solution to this. Their solution will routes of passage. Will be safe routes of passage. So instead of reducing the numbers of immigration, well just get equal amounts of immigration, but sort of less people dying on their way here. And i dont think that solves the problem. So to some respect to some degree, should i say i understand this cowards comment, James Cleverly, cleverly, quite clever , cleverly, hes quite clever, hence the name. Yeah. Do you think labour have any kind of plan for immigration of any kind . Im worried about that. I mean, i mean, cleverlys accusing laboun mean, cleverlys accusing labour. He labour. What does he say . Hypocrisy, ambiguity hypocrisy, cynicism, ambiguity and cowardice. Isnt that practically starmers slogan . I mean, they . Mean, dont have they . Labour doesnt have a plan because dont because they dont see personally , im guessing i dont personally, im guessing i dont think a think they think theres a problem this. Problem with this. No they dont, they dont think so. Why do have to come up why do they have to come up with a plan . Immigration is good and the better. This and more people the better. This is very similar to whats happening where is very similar to whats harthoseg where is very similar to whats harthose all where is very similar to whats harthose all those where is very similar to whats harthose all those cities, where all those all those cities, sanctuary cities in america, which going discuss which were going to discuss later, suddenly later, i guess. And suddenly theyre, oh, defund the police. And they wake up and and suddenly they wake up and they we need money for they say, we need more money for they say, we need more money for the we as soon as itll the police. We as soon as itll be about three years before labour realises theres problem. Starmer is very much under the control of tony blair and gordon brown. Id imagine they. I think they come as a pair. They may even live together. Im not but he this is not sure. But he this is very much a labour problem. Labour in the started the mid 90s started multiculturalism. Opened multiculturalism. They opened the gates and said we need to improve economy by getting improve our economy by getting as into country as many people into the country as many people into the country as possible. Now, 30 years as possible. So now, 30 years later, its a cultural later, when its a huge cultural issue, not to do issue, theyre not going to do anything because they anything about it because they never as a problem the never saw it as a problem in the first place. Theyre going first place. All theyre going to say youre thinking to do is say youre thinking about this wrong. We need about this wrong. We just need to those people from to save those poor people from getting the boats, which no getting on the boats, which no one by way, one disagrees with. By the way, no actively saying even no one is actively saying even here green and here in the green room, nick and i arent in the green i arent in the in the green room more kids die, the room saying more kids die, the better. Hasnt up, right . Doesnt it . Because i dont let speak me before the let you speak to me before the show. Of course. And just show. Yeah, of course. And just for regulations, for broadcast regulations, we dont starmer in dont know that starmer is in the control they might the control of blair. They might just very good friends just be very good friends who who to who issue leadership manuals to each on each other. So lets finish on this the daily star this shocker in the daily star on sunday. Lewis. Rocky horror show yes, the rocky horror show this is about people. They did a survey, guess. I dont know, survey, i guess. I dont know, we dont have the full information do they information boffins do when they start. And they said start boffins. And they said that of three british that one out of three british people change socks people do not change their socks once week for a year. No, you once a week for a year. No, you didnt listen once a week, but 2 million, which is about 1 didnt listen once a week, but 2 million, which is about1 in didnt listen once a week, but 2 million, which is about 1 in 30. Dont change their socks for a yeah dont change their socks for a year. And im going to say this. You should change your socks. I change my socks every week. But the number one cause of toe fungus is a high carbohydrate diet. There it is. Diet. There it is. There it is. But im surprised. Lewis, youre not a sock truther. Sorry, i almost sock truther. Sorry, i almost got it wrong there. You do believe in socks . Just to clarify, actually, i dont believe in socks. Believe changing socks. I believe in changing socks. I you have open toed i believe if you have open toed shoes, wearing shoes, if you stop wearing shoes, if you stop wearing shoes, socks at all. For me, eating meat, youd be better off thousands of years ago. The reason why. Ago. Yeah, the reason why. Reason why weve got foot the reason why weve got foot rot is because we wear shoes and socks and we dont. We also had to protect our feet. And the other, the Mainstream Media are afraid to say it. Yeah. Paul, anything on this . I mean, im just im well, i mean, im just im revelling in in the new information would information provided. I would say out there, are information provided. I would say being out there, are information provided. I would say being sarcastic . |t there, are you being sarcastic . No. No. Lewis. Lewis, no, no. Who are these people that are not that are not wearing socks that are wearing for wearing the same pair for a year . No single man. And that shocks so you know, shocks me. Yeah. So you know, there are women out just there are women out here just turning now because turning off right now because theyre disgusted this. Turning off right now because thejust disgusted this. Turning off right now because thejust noiisgusted this. Turning off right now because thejust no one. Sted this. Turning off right now because thejust no one. Ied this. Turning off right now because thejust no one. I mean, his. Turning off right now because thejust no one. I mean, iis. Turning off right now because thejust no one. I mean, i cant just no one. I mean, i cant imagine i cant imagine anyone. Well, i can there are people ive walking my ive seen Walking Around my local town. I suspect if it was, if you i suspect if it was, if it sheets, we could have it was bed sheets, we could have that discussion. But socks, thats that discussion. But socks, tha you havent met in laws, you havent met my in laws, right . You havent met my in laws, rigisorry. Ive got an in law sorry. Ive got an in law joke. There it is. Lewis schaffer. That is it for part one. But coming up, a dubious arrest at todays protest and the crisis masculinity will the crisis in masculinity will be resident be explained by our resident expert, be explained by our resident expe minute welcome back to headliners. Im nick dixon. Still here with paul cox and lewis schaffer. There they are wearing almost matching ties. And the saint louis is mine is mine is by yeager. Its made in italy. Its100 its made in italy. Its 100 silk. Nice. Quite, quite pricey. Okay. Well, when it was when it was get into that. More later. But lets have a quick look at the mail on sunday. And the met police have arrested a man carrying a sign stating that hamas terrorist. Thats a hamas a terrorist. Thats just a fact, isnt it . Sure you fact, isnt it . Make sure you dont a sign saying nick dont have a sign saying nick dixon is the uks best presenter. Dixon is the uks best present saying ive got to, met im saying ive got to, met Police Arrest man carrying hamas as a terrorist placard at gaza demo after pro Palestinian Protesters turn on him as they march through london. So this is an iranian guy. Weve seen him a few times now. His names nirakar ghorbani, hes 37. And what im finding more and more maddening about this weekend marches is that every single weekend , thousands upon weekend, thousands upon thousands of people chant, chant obscenities , things that people obscenities, things that people find terrifying and really offensive , particularly within offensive, particularly within the jewish community. And the only person thats arrested is the one bloke stood on the periphery holding a sign with the truth on it, which is that hamas a terrorist, and theyre not just terrorists, theyre terrorists that all these terrorists that took all these hostages and still havent given some of them back. Yeah, before everyone yeah, and before everyone shouts x and gets us shouts at us on x and gets us off and stuff, the police are very met police to very clear. The met police to say he wasnt arrested say that he wasnt arrested for the he was arrested the placard, so he was arrested for assault. But they for assault. But then they reviewed they reviewed the footage and they de arrested him. This is a new turn for me. This is a new turn in anarcho every in anarcho tyranny. Every citizen arrested citizen is basically arrested and arrest them and then you just arrest them later you cant find a later when you cant find a crime. T e t its like being its like its like being a virgin had sex. Virgin after youve had sex. Like became. I dont like doris day became. I dont know, its an obscure reference, but. But the really old people. But. But the really old people. But its the its the police. Its i dont know what the problem is. Maybe its the police in london because its london and because its, its , london and because its, its, its under the remit of, of sadiq khan and those people. Im going to add some balance here. I think they arrest him for his own safety because, clearly this they should they probably should look after him. I just wish they wouldnt do it in the way that they did. And i wish they were honest about it. I wish our police force could be honest things that honest about the things that they do. If they just said, look, just took guy out look, we just took that guy out of there. The only way we can do it arrest thats the it is to arrest him. Thats the only this. But it only way we can do this. But it would open the can of worms and it would a huge problem it would create a huge problem for them. E seen w for them. Seen that argument yeah, ive seen that argument used thats been used used and thats been used against x as but to against me on x as well. But to me lost if youre me youre already lost if youre making argument. The guy making the argument. The one guy whos doing nothing whos showing up doing nothing wrong you wrong with the angry mob, you arrest whos arrest the one guy whos not doing anything for doing anything wrong, but for his own safety. You his own safety. Havent you basically of your society . You havent because you havent enough policemen havent put enough policemen on the havent the beat and you havent enforced it. Everybody knows what is. Story what the story is. The story is the two teeth the police that two teeth say two teeth. No, its not even two tier. No tier. Its only tiers. Nice. Tiers, only tiers. Nice. No tiers, only tiers. Yeah. Soon i just made this yeah. And soon i just made this big thing im going to big thing about. Im going to talk make talk to the police and make sure they blah blah. It they do theirjob, blah blah. It doesnt to have any doesnt seem to have had any impact on this all. And impact on on this at all. And another they took his another thing, they took his placard. Not clear. Placard. Its not clear. Apparently legally, they can even they take even do that. They seem to take his they quite his placard. They were quite rough him. Rough with him. Weird. Im rough with him. Weird. Im trying it its weird. Im trying to find the word, it is. Find the right word, but it is. Its weirder. The whole its getting weirder. The whole thing like, is this really thing is like, is this really happening . Got to happening . You sort of got to check you start touching check things. You start touching things i still i things going, am i still am i alive . Yeah. This nonsense im watching. Actually happening . Strange state. One its a strange state. One wonders the so called wonders if the, the so called regime sympathetic to regime is sort of sympathetic to palestine. Or is it, just as you say, a question of they cant possibly police so you have possibly police it, so you have to the one guy thats to take out the one guy thats actually not doing. I know is trope, i know this is a trope, right . I this is a trope, right . I know this is a trope, but entirely but maybe its not entirely true. Was a group of true. But if that was a group of hooligans, be piling in hooligans, thered be piling in there with batons. There with the batons. White class men. The White Working Class men. Yeah, a sunday yeah, lets do a sunday telegraph. And trump telegraph. And would trump really or is it just really leave nato or is it just sort incredibly banter . Sort of incredibly edgy banter . Louis . I dont think its edgy banter. Its this is donald trump. Europe europe. It could be bad, but its not. Europe must be ready for us to quit, nato diplomats warn, and this is one of those stories. Theres so much stories in the british press. Its like somebody told somebody, they told us and everything. We cant believe you everything. We cant believe you cant believe anything you read. But to be true but this happens to be true because i remember donald trump 40 york, where 40 years ago in new york, where i from, i am authentic. And i am from, i am authentic. And he actually we dont he he actually said, we dont want for those peoples want to pay for those peoples defence. Hes totally right. Defence. And hes totally right. If i if i have a car if i have if i have a car insurance, if i someday im able to afford a car and i have insurance and dont pay my insurance and i dont pay my insurance, im not going to expect to pick up my expect them to pick up my insurance if i miss a month or two. Theyre not going to. Yeah. I mean, when i said banter, i was of course referring to trumps comment that, know, if they didnt that, you know, if they didnt pay that, you know, if they didnt pay bills, just let pay their bills, hed just let russia sort of have at them. Then has worked then again, that has worked because more people because since then, more people have been meeting their payments, get to the payments, trying to get to the 2 up. You know, 2 thats gone up. So, you know, in worked. So he in a way its worked. So he might do that. You might do. But there wider problem, there is this wider problem, paul there is this wider problem, paul. Mean, ive seen people paul. I mean, ive seen people like macgregor like colonel Douglas Macgregor saying the saying basically natos on the way irrelevant his way out. Its irrelevant in his argument. Was britain. France and are basically have argument. Was britain. France an think theres any i dont think theres any real evidence that he would what he yeah. I dont he what he has. Yeah. I dont listen to what you did you listen to what you say. Did you say that . I did say that. I did say that. Oh, well, whatever it oh, well, his whatever it could derangement could be trump derangement syndrome as well. People worried. But but people are worried. Theyre trump in theyre worried trump comes in and ignores them. 1 in 1 version, just bluffing and ignores them. 1 in 1 veget1, just bluffing and ignores them. 1 in 1 ve get nato just bluffing and ignores them. 1 in 1 ve get nato to just bluffing and ignores them. 1 in 1 ve get nato to people luffing and ignores them. 1 in 1 ve get nato to people lufpay up. To get nato to people to pay up. In another version, america is going kind nato aside going to kind of cast nato aside and drift away from it. And sort of drift away from it. Cant i mean, the you cant blame i mean, the theory behind it. Lets just say for minute that was for a minute that trump was actively the actively planning to remove the us couldnt blame us from nato. You couldnt blame them the reasons them for all the reasons that lewis say. I was lewis did say. And i was listening to him. I love lewis, but the day, if but at the end of the day, if you if you are going to put you are, if you are going to put more and more money into something that gives nothing something that gives you nothing but look, but you essentially just look, were like the americas, like our daddy. Now we do very our sugar daddy. Now we do very little and they give us little and they just give us loads money and we look loads of money and we look pretty. But lets be very fair when youre saying we britain is actually meeting unlike actually meeting its 2, unlike the at 1. 46 and the likes of italy at 1. 46 and all sort of shoddy all these sort of shoddy european percent is a next nothing amount, because in america way more america they spend way more money they money and they do and they do rely america and its been rely on america and its been pointed out that america , that pointed out that america, that nato is a good thing is its basically kept people in check. It frees the seas. Its part of everything. But, you know, of everything. But, you know, eventually americans are going to get bored of it. Like they get bored of everything. Okay, were going to okay, well, were going to have up the defence have to step up the defence spending europe, but spending across europe, but where the where are we gonna get the money . Thats question. Money . Thats the question. Lets sunday telegraph lets do the sunday telegraph and £0. 02 off national and turns out £0. 02 off National Insurance save and turns out £0. 02 off national insltories. Save and turns out £0. 02 off national insltories. Paul. Save and turns out £0. 02 off national insltories. Paul. No, save and turns out £0. 02 off national insltories. Paul. No, thatsave the tories. Paul. No, thats what do. What it would do. It. Just fifth of people think just a fifth of people think budget will make better budget will make them better off. Most of them are in off. And most of them are in cognitive decline. There were parts headline i made parts of that headline i made up, if we if you want the up, but if we if you want the real headline, it finished at make off. Heres make them better off. Now heres the doesnt matter, the thing. It doesnt matter, right . Matter who right . It doesnt matter who delivers. I have never delivers a budget. I have never seen a budget in my 44 years where the any Opposition Party has supported you can be has supported it. You can be offering cancer free children forever handfuls of cash, and the opposition would find a way of attacking it. But that aside, the tories are doomed. It doesnt matter what they offer at this point, they havent really come up with a cohesive plan, and no one in cabinet now looks as if they to be in. Looks as if they want to be in. Theyre planning exit, theyre all planning their exit, but just but the negativity is not just coming labour, its also coming. The tories. The tories are the tories. The tories are not moved this because not moved by this budget because the budget isnt the most important thats going on important thing thats going on out. Theres a feeling of out there. Theres a feeling of malaise country that the malaise in the country that the country taken over and country is being taken over and destroyed, toopi not destroyed, and toopi is not going to solve anything. Theres a feeling im saying people a feeling im saying some people youre absolutely right. Theres a feeling of doom in the country. Economics part the country. Economics is part of all of it. Of that. But its not all of it. Only said it would make them only 15 said it would make them more likely to vote conservative. Im surprised it was even said more than was even 15. Half said more than half it would make half said it would make no difference. Said difference. A fifth said it would likely. The would make them less likely. The tories to want to lose tories seem to want to lose at this thats theory this point. Thats my theory now. They to lose. Pass it now. They want to lose. Pass it over more over to labour, who are more like of the like them than any of the insurgent parties. Keep the whole going. Whole two party sham going. Thats little theory. Thats my little theory. Better way of losing would a better way of losing would have been offering massive slashes though, when it just said yeah, said no income tax from yeah, go out scarface. Out like scarface. Yeah, hello my little yeah, say hello to my little budget. Yeah. All right, well, lets and a faulty lets do the eye. And a faulty home office it system caused home office it system has caused immigration errors. Thats a quote. Accidentally . Quote. Did it accidentally . I dont 1 Million People dont know, let 1 Million People in. This is faulty. £71 in. Lewis, this is faulty. £71 million home office. It system causes immigration errors and leaves staff sobbing. And this is a this is one of those stories. It happens every ten years or five years. Ive been here where they just their it systems , they mess up. They hire systems, they mess up. They hire some other country, whether its the post office, whether its the post office, whether its the home the nhs one, this is the home office and its , its theyve office and its, its theyve having disruptions and bizarre glitches. They say technical problems. But the only people thats affecting are foreigners. So screw them. I have been to so screw them. I have been to the croydon office, home office of the immigration people at and no one should have to do that. No one should have to do that. Even your Croydon Home Office of the immigration people is unofficial embassy, because i dont know what that is. Whatever, whatever its called i forgot didnt do any called. I forgot i didnt do any research, definitely not research, almost definitely not called knows who called that. Everybody knows who were they know that were watching. They know that theres croydon. Theres an office in croydon. Louis schaefer in see, Louis Schaefer in croydon. Hes probably the croydon. Hes probably at the home Immigration Home Office of immigration people almost ever. The immigration it is its the immigration office. The home office does a lot of things. Theyre working out of their home. No wonder theyre efficient work home. T show. Home. Show. Proper t show. Proper from. Good show. Properjoke from. Thats why paid. Not very thats why hes paid. Not very much, computer much, its basically computer says no on a massive scale. I mean, what do you think, paul . I do want to get to this next story, but anything because, i mean, you know, for all my mean, look, you know, for all my little there before little rashes out there before i became gammon, became the peoples gammon, i was real person. Was a real person. I had a job that basically tested this is tested these systems. This is the in the it the biggest cash cow in the it market. You create a system, you say its going to save the world. You being you build in obsolescence and loads of faults. Someone tested and said its good enough. It its just about good enough. It goes service and before its just about good enough. It goezknow service and before its just about good enough. It goezknow it,;ervice and before its just about good enough. It goezknow it, the ce and before its just about good enough. It goezknow it, the samei before its just about good enough. It goezknow it, the same people you know it, the same people have made faulty system. Say have made a faulty system. Say weve another system you weve got another system for you and we keep around and we just keep going around their after their system for year after year after a way after year, and its a great way to make money. The advantage its kept the advantage is its kept people of britain for as people out of britain for as long 21 months while long as 21 months while they wait. Least it delays the wait. So at least it delays the whole process whole immigration process a little thats little bit. Maybe thats deliberate. Im not saying that seriously though, its satire. Lets sunday telegraph lets do the sunday telegraph and suddenly worried lets do the sunday telegraph and the suddenly worried lets do the sunday telegraph and the crisissuddenly worried lets do the sunday telegraph and the crisis inidenly worried lets do the sunday telegraph and the crisis in masculinity. D about the crisis in masculinity. I openly i wonder if the left openly despises men for decades as contributed. Goodness, oh my goodness, quelle surprise nick. I the surprise here, nick. I mean the labour party lets do the labour party and lets do the time crisis in masculinity prompts consider mens prompts labour to consider mens Health Strategy. And this is wes streeting, who is the Shadow Health minister, and hes saying that labour looking at that labour is looking at introducing health introducing a mens Health Strategy address the crisis strategy to address the crisis in, in, in masculinity and karlspreis i would say, the karlspreis as i would say, the labour party have supported and enabled the progressive in insurrection against men. Nice insurrection. Nice insurrection. Nice insurrection. There has been an insurrection against men and theyve theyve supported an enabler. Its not just the labour party but the blob that they support has totally been behind this for decades. If you tell 50 of people born that theyre masculinity, the way that they are born and the way they genetically grow is bad, this is what you end up with 20 years later. You end up with a load of men who have huge Mental Health issues because they have all this testosterone and masculinity that they know theyre allowed theyre not allowed to use properly. And theres mixed i know, and theres mixed messages the other messages because the other day it oh, labour up it was, oh, labour trains up influencers toxic influencers to counter the toxic influencers to counter the toxic influence of tate, which influence of andrew tate, which is not really listening is kind of not really listening to because young men to young men because young men happen tate. Youve happen to like tate. So youve got properly. Got to deal with it properly. And theres also talk of and then theres also talk of the you know, the solution being, you know, they they need men to talk they need they need men to talk about mental about their physical Mental Health. The way for men health. Is that the way for men to or is is it is that to talk, or is it is it is that the for louis. The solution for men . Louis. Good point. Well, thats a good point. I think paul complaining about well, thats a good point. I thinkhesaul complaining about well, thats a good point. I thinkhes becomeiplaining about well, thats a good point. I thinkhes become a. Aining about well, thats a good point. I thinkhes become a weaselybout this, hes become a weasely feminist and has been destroyed himself. Needs some help. He should be out killing animals instead and hunting. Animals instead and hunting. Sure why thats im not even sure why thats relevant. Was brilliant, yeah, im not even sure why thats r im not even sure why thats r saying im saying there has been a political and cultural drive towards anything to do towards damaging anything to do with and part of with masculinity and part of being is part of being being masculine is part of being strong and aggressive. Maybe taking , maybe taking the lead, maybe explaining things when people arent correctly, arent doing them correctly, whatever it might be. All these things mean a lot. All these things mean a lot. Yeah, talking about meat a lot. Yeah. Fungus. Toe fungus. People more meat maybe if people had more meat that be more masculine. That theyd be more masculine. But point is but the but the point is, is youre talking about kind youre talking about like kind of all of replacement theory that all of replacement theory that all of roles have been of mens roles have been replaced by women. There a well, its tricky there is a well, its tricky for many. I theyll say for many. I mean, theyll say were complaining, theres were complaining, but theres sort theres sort of air culture, theres metoo, to an metoo, which was valid to an extent, overreach. Extent, but also overreach. Theres feminism, theres sort of feminism, theres correctness theres Political Correctness itself not really itself is sort of not really something can really work something men can really work within. I dont what do we do as men . I dont think this the men . I dont think this is the answer, but its interesting that talking that labour are finally talking like theyll like this. Maybe theyll finally, get finally, maybe labour will get in these finally, maybe labour will get in of these finally, maybe labour will get in of anti woke these finally, maybe labour will get in of anti woke things. Ese sort of anti woke things. I dont really believe it, but lets weve to go. That lets see. Weve got to go. That is for part two. But coming is it for part two. But coming up being anti immigration, up is being anti immigration, the phrase welcome back to headliners. Lets get into it with the sunday telegraph. And labour has called for the punishment of the awful people who destroyed the lord balfour portrait. This is two non mental labour stories in a is happening, louis . A row. What is happening, louis . We dont know, because well, we dont know, because i didnt because i didnt read it because i couldnt. Couldnt read it. Couldnt. I couldnt read it. Ive watching no, ive been watching this. No, normally this im normally i read this stuff. Im not embarrassed about is not embarrassed about it. Is that labour calls for that is that labour calls for punishment for this woman who shes art and shes shes destroying art and shes destroying british history. So i have only one thing to say. Death penalty. Death penalty. Do you know what . Louis sounds shocking, but i actually said the same the other day. But of course, its all satirical content. And no, im not being satirical. That is punishable i think that is a punishable offence destroy the offence when you destroy the history of a country, when you destroy art , that is murder. Yeah. You know what . It would certainly stop it happening again, paul. What do you think . Kidding. Can want to go more kidding. Can you want to go more harsh louis . Harsh than louis . I dont think i can go more harsh than death. Could but no, you could try, but i wouldnt torture. Torture . How about spray . Torture . How about spray . Spray it in her face spray . Spray it in her face and cut while youre cutting her . But just. Just for everybody out there. Hes a comedian , i would never hes a comedian, i would never do it. And i dont think it should be done. Comedians dont do things. Comedians dont do things. No, we just hope somebody else does. Am. I am equally as but i am. I am equally as angered. I have probably angered. I have a im probably a more moderate response to it. I try write a tweet about this try to write a tweet about this earlier, but it was just a diatribe. In the end, it was just pure anger. I was like, you know, i dont know what to say. I dont know how to stop. What i want say to them is, i almost want to say to them is, i almost want to say to them is, i almost want to say to them is, i almost want to teleport them through to the next ten, maybe their the next ten, maybe into their 30s say, do you not 30s and 40 and say, do you not see how ridiculous this is, how poorly behaved this is . I sound like, whats the peoples game . And obviously. But she talks about the girl. Yeah, just i mean, it isnt the girl problem. It is societys problem. You want to shake, you want to shake the british people and say, wake up british people and say, wake up british people. And probably quite a lot of people in the labour party, even though theyre complaining about it here, probably agree with what she did. I mean, theyre pro palestine, right . I mean, i cant it officially, but cant say it officially, but thatd my although, thatd be my guess. Although, louis, it to you louis, this might sell it to you a bit. Did you know that a little bit. Did you know that lord was favour lord balfour was in favour of women gaining degrees . So does that mind slightly that change your mind slightly to deserve to be. Its just its just well, its just its just theres a saying which is what goes comes around. Yeah, goes around. Comes around. Yeah, yeah. Outrageous. All right. Anything i mean, anything else on that . I mean, yeah, its i think everyones agreed is curating also its these rich people have had this designer on. Its completely designer bag on. Its completely mental. Brought mental. And then theyre brought casting this the clock. Casting this round the clock. Ive seen a million different images. It should not be done. Images. It should not be done. They should broadcast her being. Im sorry. It sounds negative for me to recommend. I dont know what im saying. Its football. Hooliganism for posh kids is what it is. Its their outlet, they think. But theyre being told by their own, by the people who commentate on this are also from the same class as they are. So told theres so theyre being told theres probably it. Yeah, probably some value in it. Yeah, its value in whatsoever. Its no value in it whatsoever. Dont seem to and cambridge dont seem to have done it either. Have done much about it either. University cambridge, university of cambridge, everyone seems to be allowing it. Probably cheering it theyre probably cheering it on. Let her in. On. They probably let her in. Shocking. Country. Yeah, shocking. This country. Lets independent is lets do the independent and is having at immigrants. The having a pop at immigrants. The new rock poll. New punk rock poll. There we got a well there we finally got a proper anti establishment person. Pistol person. So former sex pistol john blames immigration john lydon blames immigration for division in the uk. Now hes on a tour at the moment and he was speaking to andrew marr on his lbc show this thursday. And lydon most of his lydon said that most of his forthcoming tour is taking place in seaside he and hes in seaside towns and he and hes and in which, he claimed, have now become rundown because he was saying, look, when he grew up, he went to these places. They were wonderful working class people, wonderful places to changed. The to go. Its now changed. The cultures been demolished and its over for britain. And the fascinating thing about this for me is therell be some people out there who say, god, john, john lydons changed and he used to be anti establishment , but to be anti establishment, but what they dont realise is they have become the establishment. Have become the establishment. John lydon has never changed his position. Lydon has been position. John lydon has been straight down the middle of the wicket his life. You have wicket all of his life. You have to him. Hes completely to admire him. Hes completely anti establishment to admire him. Hes completely anti establish|thet to admire him. Hes completely anti establish|the people is saying here to the people is youve changed, not me, mate, youve changed, not me, mate, youve changed. Yeah. Like morrissey , he yeah. Much like morrissey, he now attacked because now gets attacked because theyve sort pro theyve stuck to a sort of pro British Working class attitude. Whereas lefts become whereas once the lefts become in , theyre like, oh, how in power, theyre like, oh, how dare you . Really . Yeah, hes dare you . But really . Yeah, hes been anti establishment, pro working time. Working class the whole time. And thing that was and there was one thing that was called , which was a called hypocrisy, which was a bit silly, which people bit silly, which was people saying, hes the hes saying, oh, but hes the hes the of irish immigrants. The child of irish immigrants. But whos not but anyone whos not being disingenuous knows theres a huge difference between irish immigrants versus people from a completely different culture who are going are obviously not going to integrate mean, its integrate as well. I mean, its just an obvious statement. We just an obvious statement. We all pretend were idiots just an obvious statement. We alwe pretend were idiots just an obvious statement. We alwe dont pretend were idiots just an obvious statement. We alwe dont think1d were idiots just an obvious statement. We alwe dont think that. re idiots just an obvious statement. We alwe dont think that. re idi do if we dont think that. What do you thinki if we dont think that. What do you think i think paul is right i think i think paul is right because saying is because what hes saying is shocking to people. Hes saying i it and its i dont like it and its shocking to people. I mean, i mean, the he was asked by andrew marr who was who was i think hes a vegan and he had a stroke and he has things come back to meet again. Do we get there some sort of knocking wood that im okay. I dont want to wish anybody any harm except for the last thing. But. But hes attacked the god of multiculturalism. Thats what youre allowed but he youre not allowed to do. But he has resolutely. Its the has been resolutely. Its the emperors clothes. One. The. He hes the one. Hes the. He has always been the person in the hes not the crowd going. Hes not wearing can nobody the crowd going. Hes not wearand can nobody the crowd going. Hes not wearand everyonesin nobody the crowd going. Hes not wearand everyones going. Dy the crowd going. Hes not wearand everyones going. Hes see . And everyones going. Hes wearing absolutely wonderful garments. Yeah and always an and hes always an interesting he also had interesting work. He also had pubuc interesting work. He also had public after the Public Image Limited after the sex so hes always been sex pistols. So hes always been very interesting. We very smart and interesting. We like lets do like john lydon here. Lets do this. Theres got to this. Although theres got to be some of balance. Lewis some sort of balance. So lewis doesnt sunday doesnt lets do the sunday telegraph love telegraph i actually do i love john. Youve the john. Oh, youve ruined the balance. Do this. Do balance. Lets do this. Lets do the telegraph and the sunday telegraph and university been told University Staff have been told not classes as ladies not to address classes as ladies and just case and gentlemen, just in case theres in the who theres anyone in the room who identifies as annoying lewis. The yes, well, this is the university of westminster, and it staff told it says University Staff told not to address. And its this is the centre for social research, the centre for social research, the university of westminster. Im quite where im not quite sure where its i dont want to make fun of it as being a university because. Because even universities because even the universities are know, like are just trash, you know, like cambridge. So but this cambridge or oxford. So but this one definitely is. And they say dont unnecessary gendered dont use unnecessary gendered language, which is like ladies. And as you know, im selling cups. And one of the one of my cups. And one of the one of my cups says says , ladies, any cups says says, ladies, any takers . Not this one, not this one. But, you know, i gave. Did i give you a cup . You gave me one. You gave me one. You gave me one. And its available at my merch shop. So im going to have to im get it while it lasts. Okay. And back to the actual story that we love your cups, so this was this was about this was the university of westminsters centre for social Justice Research, already research, which is already a nonsense department. 37 page document. Imagine that page turner all about. And was it turner all about. And it was it was non binary, was three non binary, genderqueer academics , lo and genderqueer academics, lo and behold, who came up with this nonsense that youre allowed nonsense that youre not allowed to gentlemen, i to say, ladies and gentlemen, i mean, i mean, we talk mean, paul, i mean, we talk about lot. Eric kaufman, about this a lot. Eric kaufman, whos great guy, has, hes whos a great guy, has, hes now a professor politics a professor of politics at university buckingham, says university of buckingham, says this how the this directive shows how the ideology socialism, ideology of cultural socialism, which and which seeks equal outcomes and emotional protection emotional harm protection above truth and freedom, is corrupting the based the truth. Mission. Truth based mission university. Mission of the university. Yeah, i mean, these these 37 page panthers, they read like manifestos, they . Of manifestos, dont they . Sort of manifesto, scribbled in manifesto, you see, scribbled in excrement on Public Toilet walls. Academia has been walls. But academia has been captured by this madness for years. Theres no way that years. Theres no way that anyone within this story could recognise any of its madness. It wouldnt make sense to them. Itd be like saying that wasnt red or louis isnt mad. Whatever it whatever, it is obvious to the rest of us. Yes, weve got social Justice Research department. The whole premise of social justice highly contentious justice is highly contentious leftist anyway, so rogers. Theyre demanding people but theyre demanding people stand up and give their pronouns, of which there are 50 million of them. It just reminds me of prison people have just come. Theyve just boiled people down numbers. Down to numbers. Do you know what . Speaking of that, if someone asked me to state pronouns, go state my pronouns, i would go to prison rather than do that. Dont test on but i think dont test me on it. But i think i probably would. Lets do the mail on and cities like mail on sunday, and cities like san rethinking San Francisco are rethinking their drugs, crime, violence their pro drugs, crime, violence and paul their pro drugs, crime, violence and paul. Yeah and chaos policies. Paul. Yeah beginning the is this the beginning of the end americas madness . End for americas woke madness . Question mark the answer is no, but do story anyway. But lets do the story anyway. Democratic cities, democrat cities back cities are rolling back progressive policies. And this is in San Francisco and portland, which are the maddest places on earth. And leaders are reversing liberal drug policies. So this is in the daily mail, i should hasten to add, reversing drug policies after it led to a sharp rise in addiction and deaths by overdose. There was no real statistics to, i should say, to actually prove that. However, i think the Bigger Picture here is that the policy shift is moving towards a more moderate Democrat Party because they know theyve let the fringe loonies in and these fringe loonies in and these fringe loonies have taken over whole cities and are setting the direction for these cities. And they know eventually that if they know eventually that if they want to retain power, theyre going to to change. Theyre going to have to change. Havent let the fringe they havent let the fringe loonies not the whole loonies in. Its not the whole country is fringe on both sides. Theres no theres no moderate. Theres no theres no moderate. Theres no theres no moderate. Theres no theres no moderate. Theres no room for mod. Theres two silos. Youre either in one side or the other. Silo and this, a sign that from this, this is a sign that from what ive heard from my friends in new york, one friend, my one friend who still speaks to me in new he says to me that new york, he says to me that theyre running scared that the democrats are running scared that people in york city are that people in new york city are fed with them. Well, yeah. Fed up with them. Well, yeah. Lets scare i mean scare for a few reasons. One, because this is of because lets is out of hand. Because lets face reality is right wing face it, reality is right wing and you try and leftist and when you try and do leftist policies, eventually have policies, eventually you have chaos , crime, homelessness. Chaos, crime, homelessness. Its just theyve gone just how it is. And theyve gone up for too long up against reality for too long now. Not working. Are now. Its not working. 60 are voting you to change voting to, you know, to change these policies, 63, 60, things like and so and the other like that. And so and the other way theyre scared is youre right, is that the democrats are worried they dont have worried because they dont have enough to vote for them. Enough people to vote for them. So having in so theyre having to bring in loads of Illegal Immigrants to vote. A whole vote. But thats a whole other topic, of its related topic, kind of its a related topic. But yeah, its interesting, finally, interesting, isnt it . Finally, theyve just come up against reality said, we reality and people have said, we dont to live like this. Dont want to live like this. Youve all the youve got and they do all the policies. Be called policies. It would be called racist or republican racist if trump or republican did them and up doing did them and they end up doing them is cracking them anyway, which is cracking down kind thing. Down on this kind of thing. A saying, was theres a saying, which was what said, i forgot what you said, which i forgot what you said, which i forgot what the saying is, but i think the involves the saying involves you cant fight hits you fight reality. Reality hits you in you can deny in the face. Yeah, you can deny it want you can call it all you want to. You can call you, you can call it boy or girl, whatever. But eventually youre be in a bathroom youre going to be in a bathroom with youre going to be in a bathroom witieveryone plan until everyone has a plan until they punched they get punched in the face that for part welcome back to the final section of headliners. Lets get into it with the sunday telegraph and the napoleonic wars have been labelled part of queer history. But the bottom line is we still won. Lewis. Yes. Good news that we did win. I guess we won. I dont know which ones. These. This is like, i guess this is you didnt but this yeah i think well we this is 18. Yeah i think well we did beat the english did win. We beat the english dunng did win. We beat the english during war of 1812, which during the war of 1812, which i think we and the obesity war. Youre winning that anyway napoleon. It was labelled as part of queer history. Thank you. Im going to get through with. There any rush . Youre with. Is there any rush . Youre always anyway, this always worried. Anyway, so this is this is very is company. This is very versilia, is a diversity versilia, which is a diversity recruiter £20,000 yearly recruiter at a £20,000 yearly contract the dcms, which is contract with the dcms, which is the department of culture, media and sports. Theyre saying that queer has been going on queer history has been going on for 300 years. I dont really understand what queer history is , but lets face it, some of those were amazing. Those uniforms were amazing. And yeah, they did. They brought them back in the 80s. Like, heres a funny one. Sorry about that. This toby young always points this out on our podcast, the weekly sceptic. Well him every week. Well i work with him every week. Its a name, they its barely a name, but they keep wanting to of change keep wanting to sort of change the say like, look, it the past and say like, look, it was know, ethnic was always, you know, Ethnic Diversity in england forever. And there and and queer people were there and there soldiers who there were trans soldiers who were there for thousands of years. Same they years. At the same time, they want overturn everything and want to overturn everything and call imperialism call it imperialism and colonialism and get rid of it. Its like, hang on, if it was all queer history, why are you not of not proud of it . Thats a brilliant idea. Thats a brilliant idea. Theyve to get their theyve got to get their story straight. Theyve got to get their story dontjht. The people i dont think the people out there enough, nick. E w thank you. I stole honestly. Thank you. I stole that from toby. Hes stolen that from toby. But hes stolen enough paul. Any take enough from me. Paul. Any take on no, i totally on this . Well, no, i totally agree. Mean, just we were just i mean, just we were just imagining talking about imagining we were talking about these because these stories beforehand because theres goes theres quite a lot of prep goes into despite what see, into this, despite what you see, and lewis were sort of and ed lewis and i were sort of thinking, do they workshop thinking, how do they workshop these because they create these stuff . Because they create these stuff . Because they create these and these these departments and these departments objectives. And these departments and these dejpeoplelts objectives. And these departments and these dejpeoplelts t0 jectives. And these departments and these dejpeoplelts t0 jectives. Sit|d so people have to literally sit around and go, how can around in rooms and go, how can we make the napoleonic wars gay or , you know, where can we or, you know, where can we squeeze transgender person squeeze in a transgender person in, you know, to world war ii, whatever it might be, this is peoples actual jobs to do this. And im sure nobodys ever denying it. Like, no ones saying that. Nobody in 1800, all everybody in in 1800 was straight. Nobody is saying that. But the idea that. Yes, yes, well, the problem is, if you were gay, you didnt last very long. Yeah. Your legacy wouldnt be here. We wouldnt have reproduced. Right . Am i right . But nobody at the same point is saying thats thats how it should now. Okay weve got to should be now. Okay weve got to move on. Lets the observer. And lets do the observer. And banksy forced to reveal banksy might be forced to reveal his just years his true identity just 20 years after anyone cared. Lewis yes, is banksy. This is yes, this is banksy. This is that illegal. Wow this that guys illegal. Wow this banksy is guy creates banksy is the guy who creates the wall that the things on the wall that people think are valuable, quite interesting. And so these two dudes, they bought thing dudes, they bought a thing called monkey queen and they paid £35,000. And so they sent it in to banksys company to have it verified. And, banksy has been delaying getting it back, getting back to them. But its all imaginary because we dont know if it is a banksy work. We dont know if that company that supposedly owned by banksy is banksys company, or if it cant be verified. The if it cant be verified. The truth is, is the guy wasted their his money by buying something that he didnt know was who produced it. He couldnt get it verified. The truth is, is that i am the number one verifier of banksy goods. That is true, but apparently the one time he said his name was, his name was banks and he said, yeah, its robbie, isnt he just making a joke, robbing banks or something rob well, Something Like that . Rob well, thats an old joke. Yeah. The second i mean second part. I dont mean to interrupt should be interrupt you, but should be able some point. Able to speak at some point. Go man, because no no. Go on, man, because no ones speaking is. Point theres not an the point is, theres not an inch truth in this guardian inch of truth in this guardian article. One ever spoke to banksy. No one ever spoke to banksy. Itll denied if they find out itll be denied if they find out who it could be who banksy is. It could be denied. Is could be denied. Everything is could be denied. Everything is could be denied. Banksy dies denied. I hope banksy dies without a single penny because he cant without a single penny because he cant trade lots he cant. They cant trade lots more. More death. Shocking. Do you have anything to crack on . Anything you want to crack on . Well, idea. Well, the idea. That he the idea that, is that he might private school kid might be some private school kid. And if banksy turns out to be another trust fund kid whos just rebelling against mummy and daddy, then its going to destroy career. He just destroy his career. He just becomes rich kid with becomes a rich kid with a stencil kid. But loses the mystique oh, but loses the mystique that on. That weve got to move on. Lets see the observer. And good for dark matter. Truth good news for dark matter. Truth as controversial new yeah, controversial new theory rules out need theory of gravity rules out need for matter. Where on earth for dark matter. Where on earth is Stephen Allen when you need him . He is available. Allen. Well, okay. Lets you do a former science, louis. But steve does like the real stuff. So proponents of a radical new theory of gravity in which space time is wobbly, nick say their approach could render the elusive substance obsolete, the elusive substance obsolete, the elusive substance obsolete, the elusive substance being dark matter, which nobodys ever proven. The real existence of. Okay sorry, steve, weve got one minute. You want to do this, louis, or the next, i just answer him. Go on then and say the answer is velikovsky. Oh. Not again. Yeah. Again. Everything yeah. Its again. Everything is velikovsky. To velikovsky. You cant listen to a people a physicist. There are people who and who think theyre stupid, and they prove to the world they want to prove to the world that intelligent by making that there intelligent by making up cazarre, as we up this, this cazarre, as we would in america, in new would call it in america, in new york, that theres no york, is that is that theres no such as anything to do such thing as anything to do with black space, black holes, dark this and dark that. Okay, we got 30s to do this last story, this conflict, were heanng last story, this conflict, were hearing so much about these days. Its wedding photographers versus vicars louis in 20s. Well, theyre theyre fighting other because once fighting each other because once one person, its their home. Its their church, and the its their their church, and the other persons an invader. What do you take pictures , 16 seconds do you take pictures, 16 seconds on poll because. On this poll because. And churches have essentially become props in peoples weddings. Now people will, you weddings. Now people will, you know, get married in churches, but for not religious reasons, because its good for instagram. Right . And vicars are now, you know, trying to defend the know, just trying to defend the okay, its the sacred versus the secular. Thats how im going to sum it up. Thanks guys. The shows pretty much over. Lets have a quick at sundays front quick look at sundays front pages. So the mail on sunday has dianas brother, was dianas brother, how i was sexually abused at just 11 by school matron. Shocking story. The sunday times johnson flew for secret talks with autocrat. We discussed that earlier. That was in venezuela. The was maduro in venezuela. The observer legal fears observer revealed legal fears over new gove definition of extremism. The sunday express labour are cowards over boat crisis that was James Cleverly saying that the sunday mirror brianna ghey legacy starts in school. And finally the daily star sunday the rocky horror show, which was about socks. Thats it for tonights show. Thanks to paul and louis headliners, is back tomorrow at 11 pm. If youre watching at 5 am. Then stay for a. M. Then stay tuned for breakfast. But for its breakfast. But for now, its good night. Morning and god good night. Good morning and god bless velikovsky. That warm feeling inside from boxt boilers , sponsors of boxt boilers, sponsors of weather on. Gb news. Weather on. Gb news. Hello there. Welcome to your latest gb news weather from the met office. As we move into sunday, it remains cloudy and damp across many areas and we keep that keen easterly breeze too. And thats thanks to this area of low pressure. Just sat to south of the uk, feeding to the south of the uk, feeding in of outbreaks of in areas of cloud outbreaks of rain, the tight isobars indicating that brisk easterly wind there too for the rest of saturday into the early hours of sunday it remains cloudy. Further outbreaks of rain, which could be heavy at times across parts of england and wales and then pushes northwards as we move through towards the end of the night, temperatures generally above freezing generally staying above freezing for the vast majority of us due to the cloud and the outbreaks of rain. So for most, its a cloudy , damp start to sunday cloudy, damp start to sunday morning. There could be a few glimmers of sunshine across central southern of central southern parts of england. On into parts of england. Later on into parts of wales, but for most of us it will be cloudy , further will be cloudy, further outbreaks of rain at times and nofice outbreaks of rain at times and notice the wind still coming in off the north sea. So eastern coasts, particularly chilly for the time of year. Best of the temperatures towards the west and double and southwest, reaching double figures spells figures in any brighter spells into monday. Another cloudy day, the wind still driving in outbreaks of rain and low cloud from the north. See the best of any brighter spells will be across western areas, but even here it will remain on the cloudy side and it remains cloudy side and it remains cloudy right through much of the week. Largely dry though there will be some light rain and the winds will generally start to ease to. Ease to. Looks like things are heating up boxt boilers as sponsors of weather on gb news. Away. Away. Away. Good evening. Its 9 00 on television. On radio and online. In the United Kingdom and across the world. This is mark dolan tonight, in my big opinion. The world. This is mark dolan tonight, in my big opinion. Ill tonight, in my big opinion. Ill be dealing with Outdoor Company the north face who want to brainwash their customers with divisive ideas about race. Remember the good old days when businesses just wanted to sell you stuff . 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