Khan reiterated his position about Lee Andersons comments. About Lee Andersons comments. This responsible politician also know that racism and prejudice , no matter what form prejudice, no matter what form it takes, regardless of whether its anti semitism or, yes, islam , a phobia should be islam, a phobia should be countered and condemned , not countered and condemned, not given a free pass or left unchallenged for electoral gain. Unchallenged for electoral gain. Sadiq khan, speaking earlier on this evening. Sadiq khan, speaking earlier on this evening. Well, the on this evening. Well, the conservatives could be facing another by election after it was confirmed today that the ex tory mp, scott benton, is suspended from the house of commons. And thats for 35 days. The former blackpool mp broke commons rules when he was caught by the Times Newspaper offering to act on behalf of gambling investors that 35 day suspension is in excess of the ten day threshold that triggers a recall petition and potentially then a by election. Labour party chair Anneliese Dodds says it was the right decision to suspend mr benton. Benton. Well, i think mr bentons conduct really has been incredibly disreputable, not just for him, but its also brought opprobrium on parliament as a whole that lobbying behaviour was really clearly against the rules and really the decent thing for him to do now is to accept that he was in the wrong and resigned from his role as an mp. As an mp. Anneliese dodds, now the prince of wales, had to pull out of a royal event to honour his late godfather. Today because of whats being described as a personal matter. Instead, queen personal matter. Instead, Queen Camilla led the royal family dunng camilla led the royal family during a memorial for King Constantine of greece. Prince constantine of greece. Prince william had been due to deliver a reading at the service. A reading at the service. Kensington palace didnt elaborate , but confirmed the elaborate, but confirmed the princess of wales, whos recovering from abdominal surgery, is doing well. The king surgery, is doing well. The king also missed the service as he continues his treatment for cancen continues his treatment for cancer. Thats the news for the very latest stories, sign up to gb news alerts by scanning the qr code on the screen right now, or go to gb news. Carmela now its or go to gb news. Carmela now wsfime or go to gb news. Carmela now its time for headliners. Its time for headliners. Hello and welcome to headliners. Im simon evans, joining me tonight to romp through wednesdays front pages. That word been selected word has been selected especially for our panel. Steve and alan and scott capurro, a couple of prime rompers. Yeah, i feel that one of us might be better at romping than the other. First off, we can all see the imperial purple throbbing under your collar. To purply romp. One tries to purply romp. One tries to purply romp. Are you all right, scott . Are you all right, scott . Im all right. Yeah. Do you want a flourish . Phone. Youve been your new phone. Youve been very excited about that. Very excited purchase. Very excited new purchase. And to our yoga and i just did it to our yoga class, so my feet behind class, so i had my feet behind my head for two hours. Wow. You are limber. You are limber. Lets take look okay, lets take a look at those front pages. The daily mail front page, their headline is indefensible. One. In more ways than one. In more ways than one. Telegraph blocks the telegraph uk blocks macrons bid to send troops to the. The ukraine guard. Tories putting party before Sexual Assault claim says alleged victim pictured Jonathan Dimbleby. Theyre campaigning for assisted suicide the sun hugh row thats a phonetic challenge hugh row uh, bbc say sorry the i news labour yet to convince 40 of target voters new poll finds. Its interesting new poll finds. Its interesting and finally the metro £16 for a pack of cigs that is news rather than a advertisement. So those were your front pages. So were were your front pages. So were going to kick off with wednesdays telegraph. See yep they go with uk blocks. Macrons bid to send troops to ukraine. And just looking at the headune ukraine. And just looking at the headline you think, well if you want to send french people, why are we getting involved . And sadly thats not what its about. A decision to send about. It was a decision to send or a send nato troops to or a plan to send nato troops to ukraine and the worry that this would be a major escalation. Um, i dont know. That one i thought would be at some point its going to escalate. Maybe you want to be the escalators rather than the escalators, right . Interesting to be thats an interesting to be the escalator. Yeah. Thats what how do you yeah. Thats what how do you feel about that, scott . About him making words up . I dont feel great about it. I dont feel great about it. Feels like a latin end to a word, doesnt it . Yeah. It feels like something i think, um, attack is the best form defence. Uh zelenskyy form of defence. Uh zelenskyy has it was has announced. I think it was yesterday. Didnt he say that 31,000, troops yesterday. Didnt he say that 31,00 died . Troops yesterday. Didnt he say that 31,00 died . And troops yesterday. Didnt he say that 31,00 died . And i troops yesterday. Didnt he say that 31,00 died . And i thinkoops yesterday. Didnt he say that 31,00 died . And i think that is have died . And i think that is a major war. And i think nato needs move i dont know needs to move in. I dont know what theyre waiting for. Its two years its not going two years now and its not going to get any better. And the russian leader has said clearly hes has any he no hes not has any he has no interest in receding pulling interest in receding in pulling back no, he back or pulling out. No, no, he wants to move on. He wants to break borders he the break those borders down. He the more in europe, the more disruption in europe, the better for him. But would you not think that if descend, mean, if we descend, i mean, presumably there are international, uh, law on this. So im only speculating, but that isnt that is crossing the line, isnt it . We not have. It . Well do we not have. Well, we also have, uh, a deal with ukraine when the when they of the nukes. Cant they got rid of the nukes. Cant remember the name city remember the name of the city that was named after the budapest. Well, budapest. Something well, it doesnt the agreement. Minsk or something else. Minsk or something else. Minsk or something else. Yeah. Agreement is that yeah. The agreement is that if going to get rid of if youre going to get rid of the nuclear weapons, then we will you. Well, this is will protect you. Well, this is protecting would be protecting them. This would be under that. Surely its. Its already an illegal invasion. Illegal war anyway. Invasion. An illegal war anyway. So is so i think International Law is sort not really on the table. Im going to come back and, uh, hold you to that. All right. When were broadcasting from rubble. What is in the guardian . Rubble. What is in the guardian . Um, the guardian says isnt you or we on the guardian . You or we on the guardian . No. Sorry, ive jumped one. Its the daily mail. The daily mail, uh, in defence, despite growing Global Threats and warnings from military top brass , jeremy hunt military top brass, jeremy hunt says that hes rejecting booths uh, to, uh, to forces in the budget. And there are politicians saying , you know, politicians saying, you know, were scrambling for money, were scrambling for money, were running out of defence spending. We should be spending more. Were spending less. Yeah. More. Were spending less. Yeah. And uh, hunt says theres no theres no money for it. And he said despite wars raging in europe, in the middle east, the chancellor is defying calls to get the ministry of defence more money. I guess the question money. So i guess the question really people do really is, do people feel, do people in the uk feel protected enough . I people in the uk feel protected enough . I mean , its always enough . I mean, its always heading up towards an election. Heading up towards an election. Money has been tight for as long as anyone can remember. Uh covid. Certainly didnt help. Debts a significant part now debts is a significant part now of the of the national budget. Debt repayments and Interest Rates have gone up. My organic milk has gone up 30. Yeah , im sticking with it. Yeah, im sticking with it. Not the worst thing. Yeah, but i do kind of feel if you sold it to people hard enough, you could probably increase defence spending. I think actually a lot of people find it quite disturbing when they actually confront just how find it quite disturbing when they twevey confront just how find it quite disturbing when they weve become. T just how weak weve become. And this seems like yes. And this seems like a bad week to say. No more boost to our ability to defend when weve just plopped a couple of nukes into the water instead of launch them properly. That was the embarrassment. Was the the embarrassment. That was the ability launch. And ability to fully launch. And that was expensive too. Why waste money on so why waste money on defence . Spend it defence . Why not spend it on good things . Most people at this i mean, most people at this point i would would point i think would would roundly support the reintroduction of National Service and conscription for young rather young men. For a start, rather than spending another 30 billion on on trident 3. 0, they would rather see young men trained , rather see young men trained, fit, healthy. You know, id love to see pounds. Yeah exactly. Yeah. You know, why not . Do it the swiss do and have everybody, uh, conscripted up to the age of 60. The swiss can amass a militia in about five minutes. And when you go to switzerland, which im about to do, a local pool. Like do, you go to a local pool. Like everybodys in great shape. Why . Well theyre there, theyre. Theyre and come theyre prepared and they come back for months, five back for six months, every five years that, years or Something Like that, dont do useful things well . I hold well . i hold i hold jumble sales and, you know, uh, basket old folk out. Yeah. Oh, thats mate, when you most people think you say most people would think this, think you might this, do you think you might have of sympathetic have one of those sympathetic fallacy you think fallacy moments where you think im in bubble . You accusing me im in a bubble . You accusing me in maybe most people in a bubble . Maybe most people wouldnt like the of wouldnt like the idea of it being colonel. Being the retired colonel. Take our safety well, we do take our safety for and there um, for granted. And there is, um, someone that i follow online. I think he works for russia, but he does say that, um, they want what and that might be what we have. And that might be what, know , i dont think what, you know, i dont think putins all about. Dont think putins all about. I dont think putins all about. I dont think putin wants what we have. Therell be a number of but therell be a number of mincing towards us. But mincing steps towards us. But this course, question this is, of course, the question this is, of course, the question this in. Yes minister, this came up in. Yes minister, people have been sharing this clip ago. At what point clip 30 years ago. At what point would you deploy the Nuclear Deterrent . Would you deploy it when another crack at when he has another crack at kyiv . Would deploy when when he has another crack at kyiinvadesd deploy when when he has another crack at kyiinvades poland . Ploy when when he has another crack at kyi invades poland . Would when when he has another crack at kyiinvades poland . Would youn he invades poland . Would you deploy already dropped deploy it . Hes already dropped a few bombs poland. A few bombs in poland. Do, hes testing i do, hes hes testing europe see how far he can go. Europe to see how far he can go. And obviously he can go a lot farther. I mean, he hes running out too, hes not out of money too, and hes not paid troops in quite a long paid his troops in quite a long time. This is the funny thing. All these this has all these this war has erupted for the first time in history. When, history. I think when, uh, theres shortage of theres an enormous shortage of fighting in both fighting age men in both countries involved. And we must move the move on. Steve, this is the guardian. Next. Move on. Steve, this is the gueuh, n. Next. Move on. Steve, this is the gueuh, toriest. Move on. Steve, this is the gueuh, tories putting party uh, tories putting party before sexual claims. Before Sexual Assault claims. Says alleged victim. Its a story a woman who says that story of a woman who says that no taken after she no action was taken after she was attacked by mp, and says was attacked by an mp, and says this about spin, effectively this is about spin, effectively to try protect the party. To try and protect the party. Maybe its because of the run up to an election. Either way, if this is true and were taking the word of one person, but it seems believable that politicians be somewhat politicians might be somewhat protected. Yeah, well, yeah, protected. Yeah, well, yeah, protected. Yeah, well, yeah, protected and likely to protect themselves as this happened when he was. He was. How can i put it when he was acting in his role as is it like something that happened in the house of commons or in a political event, or is it. I dont think we dont really know because shes being very cagey about it. Its rather to about it. Its rather hard to know to of it. Know what to make of it. Well, she needed treatment in a private hospital, didnt she . And im not sure that psychological if psychological treatment, or if that abuse that was physical abuse treatment. I read treatment. But when i read this title, seemed a bit title, at first it seemed a bit misleading. Thought it misleading. I thought i read it out loud i thought that out loud twice. I thought that it that tories were it meant that tories were putting before putting a partying before a Sexual Assault claim, meaning they a party. They they were at a party. They couldnt with her. Thats couldnt deal with her. Thats what i thought that meant, couldnt deal with her. Thats what i titheylt that meant, couldnt deal with her. Thats what i titheylt th partying , couldnt deal with her. Thats what i titheylt th partying before because they put partying before so things. Yeah they so many other things. Yeah they do, they have the past. Do, they have in the past. Really sorry about yeah, im really sorry about this, but it is the party. I know its covid, but were having so i thought having drinks, so i thought thats was. Thats what this was. Um, i dont know if and then, um, i dont know if you prepared any observations about this, but the Jonathan Dimbleby seeking lord to dimbleby is seeking the lord to be assisted dying. Be changed on assisted dying. Any thoughts . Im in favour and you know, im in favour of because, uh, vulcan. Of it because, uh, im vulcan. You youre watching of you know, if youre watching of star as long you have star trek, as long as you have the, the safeguards in place, all of the arguments against it are about that failures that are all about that failures that should safeguards should be solved by safeguards rather youre rather than saying, no, youre not it. Not allowed it. Yes. Yes. I think haaland is the country is talking about um, country to is talking about um, applying also it applying it to and also using it for people that have mental disorders or people that have severe problems. And severe depression problems. And then start to wonder, well, then you start to wonder, well, who they going to who else are they going to assist . Fear, of assist . This is the fear, of course, the incremental creep. A little bit like putin tiptoeing to poland. But it tiptoeing over to poland. But it is console somebody tiptoeing over to poland. But it is is console somebody tiptoeing over to poland. But it is is in console somebody tiptoeing over to poland. But it is is in constant, le somebody tiptoeing over to poland. But it is is in constant, agonisingdy who is in constant, agonising chronic pain that its chronic pain and knows that its not going to get better with that kind observation. That kind of observation. Has personal i think dimbleby has personal experience with that. Must be experience with that. It must be very, really very, incredibly painful, really hard yeah, well, hard to watch. And yeah, well, apparently they mention this in hard to watch. And yeah, well, app story. they mention this in the story. Hes a close friend of king charles. Um, and they seem charles. Yeah. Um, and they seem to that might be to suggest that that might be significant somehow. I dont thats sinister observation. Steve saying there were steve was saying there were rumours his at least. Rumours in his house, at least. Blame me that charles rumours in his house, at least. pancreatic,ne me that charles rumours in his house, at least. pancreatic, butne that charles rumours in his house, at least. pancreatic, but im hat charles rumours in his house, at least. pancreatic, but im prettyarles is pancreatic, but im pretty sure that hes. I dont think i dont i think hes quite ill, actually. And i think we all everyones wondering in Mainstream Media why hes not hitting the crown over to his son. Now, when he still can, but i think its because hes not going to be around for much longer. So around for that much longer. So it really matter. Around for that much longer. So it well, really matter. Around for that much longer. So it well, obviously, tter. Around for that much longer. So it well, obviously, speculation well, obviously, speculation of bloated finger. Of that bloated finger. We all the bloody we so we all saw the bloody we must careful. Must be very careful. Uh, we end this well, uh, we will end this section with the son scott. Oh. Um, uh, the hugh row. The bbc says theyre sorry. Apparently the mother the mother was seeking an apology. She got one. She didnt get any money, though, for selling the story to the sun, but she did get an apology, so hopefully thatll shut her up so you can move on. The for having the apology for them having revealed the story or for allowing huw edwards to conduct this relationship . I think because they didnt the bbc didnt she a complaint didnt act. She put a complaint in, they handed her off to a department that wasnt really very effective, and she was wearing on. In wearing what was going on. In the meantime, her familys being pulled apart. Although son pulled apart. Although her son was he had was denying that he had a problem what had happened, problem with what had happened, the son of age. Hes not the son is of age. Hes not a juvenile. And so it proceeded that she then sold the story to the sun of what had happened, and then became something where the bbc had to fire or suspend hugh, whos probably never going to i dont think so. To win. I dont think so. She maybe get some more money from sun now. I mean, one from the sun now. I mean, one feels sorry for all the party involved. Its very sordid, involved. Its a very sordid, shabby of well shabby sort of affair. Well if shes lad is one of shes one or this lad is one of hundreds. Thousands, presumably, who in strange, who are involved in strange, were not sure if hes gotten any money the sun. Any money from the sun. Not really. Were not were not really. Were not sure theres nothing sure about that. Theres nothing mentioned about cash. Mentioned in here about cash. Time. There was at the time. There was accusations of paying money accusations of hugh paying money for. Onlyfans or some for. Was it onlyfans or some other service think other Online Service you think he addicted to he then got himself addicted to drugs wouldnt have been drugs that he wouldnt have been able otherwise . Able to afford otherwise . But as you say, it was a majority age. Hes, you know, yeah, just looks like yeah, this story just looks like its trying prove its the sun trying to prove that they ran last time had that what they ran last time had a bit meat to it. A bit more meat to it. He kind of didnt. It was and he kind of didnt. It was the mum complaining. But the person themselves saying no, releasing the releasing a statement saying the thing wrong. Thing in the sun is wrong. Yes, absolutely. So well leave there. Thats front leave it there. Thats the front page. Is leave it there. Thats the front page. Is dealt with. Join us after break. Apologies, after the break. Mp apologies, policing terror policing budgets and terror alerts. No alerts. But theres no connection between those connection between any of those stories. Ive never stories. And ive never suggested i and welcome back to headliner. So im still here with comedian steve and alan and scott cooper. Were going to dive into the papers now, steve and the times has the scarcely surprising news that the uk Terror Threat has been increased due to the middle east living here. Now yeah, a uk Terror Threat increased due to middle east crisis. The governments independent terrorism reviewer as one that the risk of attack has increased. Theres a good logic there. The ringleader for the bombings on the july the london bombings on the july the london bombings on the july the 7th in 2005, was motivated by events in palestine. So youve got the logic around. It makes a lot of sense. Our streets seem to be somewhat impacted by it. I mean, theres another thing that when this level gets increased or decreased , im not sure how much decreased, im not sure how much it impacts peoples lives. We hear it in the news. Maybe hear about it in the news. Maybe theres something the theres something behind the scenes, say sorted. Yeah, but you going to go like, you no ones going to go like, let just check what the let me just check what the terror is. I might Terror Threat level is. I might not see or this one. So not even see or say this one. So im not sure what its like. The doomsday clock, i suppose the only thing theyre covering their like 90 of things their backs like 90 of things these days. There m if, if, if there is to be some of outrage, they dont some sort of outrage, they dont want it to be said. What you didnt even increase the Terror Threat. Also, i do wonder, would anyone really point anything out . Londoners out . I mean, i think londoners are their own anyway. Are in their own bubble anyway. Theyre from work or theyre going home from work or going theyre busy. But going to work. Theyre busy. But if they saw something that seemed they seemed suspicious, would they really seemed suspicious, would they reeterrified. Most people i know so terrified. Most people i know are perceived as being, are being perceived as being, you know, paranoid racist or you know, paranoid or racist or something. That guy . Something. Yeah. Why that guy . Why that woman . Certainly isnt it at certainly there, isnt it at least with the police, it definitely is. Id also do wonder events wonder whether i mean events have pretty fast in have been moving pretty fast in some regards since early october, but i suspect that that would of the would have been part of the plan, wouldnt it . Dont you think this wasnt an intended to be isolated . These are be an isolated . These things are always to a always supposed to trigger a domino always supposed to trigger a dorino always supposed to trigger a dori think. Yes, got what i think. Yes, they got what they wanted. Whatever the terrorists on 7th terrorists wanted. On the 7th of october, theyve achieved and then thats then some. Yeah, yeah, thats then some. Yeah, yeah, thats the isnt it, the horrible thing, isnt it, that regard themselves as that they regard themselves as collateral way. And collateral in a weird way. And i think they, they see this this as did the people that organised 911 as being more 911 as being much more successful than theyd hoped. Yeah, much farther yeah, the ripple is much farther than this story does move than even this story does move us away talking about us away from talking about whether of terror is whether the threat of terror is impacting the way that parliament works. Everything seems to be pulling away from this one story that talk about, that we should talk about, like people violence people who threaten and violence had for a short time more control over Parliament Procedure than the snp did. Procedure than the snp did. Maybe we should address that at some stage. When you put it like i mean, when you put it like that, it actually sounds like not a bad thing. Actually, the critics times now, paul scully has apologised. I have to say, paul, dont go there. The, the um, the former ministers remarks about parts of birmingham and london have added to the islamophobia row plaguing the conservative party, this guy said. Paul scully said a conservative mp. He stated that there are parts of london and birmingham that are no go areas , and locals from those areas, and locals from those areas, and locals from those areas branded him ignorant for his damaging remarks. I lived in birmingham when i finished my university education. Yeah i lived in edgbaston and there were parts of birmingham that we were parts of birmingham that we were told at university to not walk through. This is 1985. Yeah um, i live in the part of Tower Hamlets. Can i ask you, were you told because youre gay or because you were a student or just because, you know, this is a violent area . Because i dont think they knew i was gay. Then when i was at southampton university, there were just because were no go areas just because they didnt. Were no go areas just because the theint. And gown, mean, the town and gown, i mean, its classic tension. You its a classic tension. You know, youre likely to get beaten up. Just an beaten up. Just he was an announcement the university. Yeah. I think its for everyone. So you went to the university of birmingham . I did, so did i, and they never mentioned any areas. Yeah, i around all areas. But youre younger than me, right . Yeah, yeah. You mean . Am i . Well, what do you mean . Am i . Well, it was long, longer ago, but also. And i might have been more paranoid because of the gay thing. Youre right. But also i live. They some people thing. Youre right. But also i livthis, ey some people thing. Youre right. But also i livthis, uh, some people thing. Youre right. But also i livthis, uh, in some people thing. Youre right. But also i livthis, uh, in towersome people thing. Youre right. But also i livthis, uh, in Tower Hamlets� ple in this, uh, in Tower Hamlets near and near the tube stop and whitechapel, around the whitechapel, which is around the corner from my flat. My husbands mugged times husbands been mugged four times in building. Theyre in in our building. It theyre in your building near our building, right . Of right . The entire row of cambridge is Cambridge Heath road, which is where back of your comedy where the back of your comedy club is. Which the corner club is. Which round the corner from interview people from where the interview people is all post has is all every post has has a palestinian flag. These palestinian flag. Now these things me feel. Things dont make me feel. I dont the palestinian flag dont mind the palestinian flag in a way, because its given the gay a break. But i do feel gay flag a break. But i do feel a like, uh, like a point is a bit like, uh, like a point is trying to be made. Yeah. Although, no. And i absolutely take and absolutely take this and these things developing things are a developing situation which a lot of us feel anxious about. No go areas has a particular meaning, i think, for , for most people, which means that the police have accepted that the police have accepted that they will not that they will not. Well, this is what im saying. My husband students dont go there. Its like the police have essentially handed over control. But the last time my husband was was beaten up by some out front of our building. Police told him it was the police told him it was his fault for inciting the violence, and we knew that that was because people had was because the people that had beaten up my husband were people from background from a background that the police deal with. Police didnt want to deal with. They felt uncomfortable, protected okay. Meanwhile its yeah, okay. Meanwhile its not inaccurate that he. No, i understand one place that certainly isnt a no go area for either police or friends of palestine central london. On a saturday afternoon. Theyve been there theyve been going there quite a lot and its having an impact. Time spent handling protests puts neighbourhood at puts Neighbourhood Policing at risk. Side of this is risk. So one side of this is yes, so much resource is spent. Police chasing these demonstrations. Will have an demonstrations. It will have an impact. They say it will have an impact. They say it will have an impact Neighbourhood Policing impact on Neighbourhood Policing. The good side. I think. This is the good side. I think that anyway. That was already gone anyway. Yeah. Is there that much of yeah. So is there that much of a can anyone remember that it feels like a sort of enid blyton concept. Yeah. We used have horses yeah. We used to have horses go past our building beth mead when there in 2006. They havent been around for quite a long time. That was nice. I remember we occasionally see on listen grove, uh, see them on listen grove, uh, with, kariger. Yeah. With, uh, kariger. Yeah. Sorry, but now its just traffic you to traffic police. If you want to find a policeman, do 75. Yeah. Um, theyre talking about obviously gaza obviously the israel gaza protest stop oil little protest and Just Stop Oil little update on that. Oil still update on that. Oil is still going. Protests didnt going. So those protests didnt quite police quite work. But the police have spent least £30 million spent at least £30 million deploying thousands of officers. Deploying thousands of officers. This is having an impact. But this since, since last this is since, uh, since last october, having an impact on, they the Mental Health of they say, the Mental Health of they say, the Mental Health of the police because they cant have any of the rest days leaves being cancelled. Have to be being cancelled. They have to be deployed elsewhere come being cancelled. They have to be dep|sorti elsewhere come being cancelled. They have to be dep|sort this elsewhere come being cancelled. They have to be dep|sort this out. ;ewhere come being cancelled. They have to be dep|sort this out. Iwhere come being cancelled. They have to be dep|sort this out. I dont come being cancelled. They have to be dep|sort this out. I dont knowme and sort this out. I dont know how you solve it, because im in favour of the right to protest, but its every every but if its every weekend, every single i think thats single weekend, i think thats the isnt it . Single weekend, i think thats the and isnt it . Single weekend, i think thats the and alsoft it . Single weekend, i think thats the and also on t . Single weekend, i think thats the and also on this occasion, and also on this occasion, i do have some sympathy with those officers only officers who are not only missing but are missing leave, but these are quite stressful demonstrations, precisely theyre precisely because theyre in actions kind of actions appear to be kind of muddy, you know, muffled muddy, if not, you know, muffled the way that i feel for them in tower as well, in a way, Tower Hamlets as well, in a way, because both because Tower Hamlets is both the richest the poorest the richest and the poorest borough britain. Borough in britain. You put poverty next and when you put poverty next to wealth, this, to that kind of wealth, this, this, is what happens, this this, this is what happens, this kind of violence happens. And, and people unsafe. And people feeling unsafe. Youve wealthy students and people feeling unsafe. Youve flats ealthy students and people feeling unsafe. Youve flats righty students and people feeling unsafe. Youve flats right to tudents and people feeling unsafe. Youve flats right to next1ts renting flats right to next council where is Council Blocks and where this is meant, people meant get meant, people are meant to get along. Dont always. Along. They dont always. I think that that expectation, that diversity works is not always accurate. That diversity works is not alwandaccurate. That diversity works is not alwand ofurate. That diversity works is not alwand of course, these marches and of course, these marches will not cease. And be of anything that the British Government even could do, even if it decided. And where do the police kind of respond to some of the threats that these marches . I dont understand. Theyre made to made for to camera, theyre made for a point and theyre ignored. A jihad is not a peaceful movement. Lot of blather from the met a lot of blather from the met on that front. Very disappointing. The real disappointing. Onto the real threat. Now, though, threat. Now, scott, though, which is neither islamism nor a resurgent right, but is resurgent far right, but is actually plastic dated placentas. Is just when you placentas. It is just when you thought that placenta was fine to go back in. Its not good. Dont go back in, the placenta in, fry the placenta without filtering. Seriously, its full filtering. Seriously, its full of polyethylene , which is, uh, of polyethylene, which is, uh, plastic from bottles and bags , plastic from bottles and bags, 62 placenta tissues were examined by scientists and they found, um, this is what i just mentioned. They also found a second study revealed microplastics in all about 17 human arteries that blocks the arteries. Apparently um, i mean, it is. Im laughing, but it is pretty horrific. Microplastics is getting everywhere. And of course, its having , among other course, its having, among other things, an endocrine disruptor. This is one concern. Its found in babys faeces. So are consuming through so babies are consuming through breast milk. Im having to cut back on the amount faeces i eat. Amount of baby faeces i eat. This a worrying situation. This is a worrying situation. Honestly to honestly though, i try to remember honestly though, i try to rememyou clean them then . Do you clean them then . Do you clean them then . Yeah, but it was. I googled it earlier, 1907 when bakelite, your first plastic, was invented. So in that short space of like now filled of time we have like now filled our gonads with plastic bags, somehow. Now give our gonads with plastic bags, somehow. Now give us our gonads with plastic bags, somehow. Now give us another 100 somehow. Now give us another 100 years and well look like chen and its all a by product as well. Weirdly isnt it . Yeah, yeah. You know, but the deeper from the oceans to the from the deep oceans to the highest mountains, theyre fighting everywhere. And apparently it leads to more people colon more people getting colon cancen more people getting colon cancer. The declining spum count, which talked. Hey, count, which weve talked. Hey, ive just had a kid just like i know its not your problem. Youre job right. Youre doing yourjob right. Youre doing yourjob right. Youre curve youre keeping the curve up. Can hang up your. You can hang up your. You can hang up your. Drinking bags left, right im drinking bags left, right and there are, if i and centre, but there are, if i remember rightly, theyve developed some sort of organism remember rightly, theyve deveeatsd some sort of organism remember rightly, theyve deveeats the me sort of organism remember rightly, theyve deveeats the stuff rt of organism remember rightly, theyve deveeats the stuff rt of yeah. ;m that eats the stuff right. Yeah. Well, what we need well, thats what we need more of, right . Yeah. You can have a bacteria that plastic. That eats plastic. Its a human. Humans its called a human. Humans are it. Thats the are eating it. Thats the problem it. Problem of it. Yeah. Yeah. Under the telegraph. Now steve. Orwellian steve. And as orwellian doublethink, goes, this doublethink, newspeak goes, this one corker from romsey one is a corker from romsey school, masterclasses one is a corker from romsey school,masterclasses 150 uh, masterclasses of 150 pupils to teacher pupils to help to beat teacher staffing shortage. This is down in hampshire, the romsey school. They letter out saying they sent a letter out saying that they dont have enough people sciences, people to teach sciences, basically because science is difficult to teach because its a proper subject. None of this engush a proper subject. None of this english just english literature, you can just make and to be make it up, lark. And to be fair, people get wrong answers. There are. Oh yes there are. Oh yes there are. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And some people give up the science to try be funny on science to try and be funny on telly. You know, weve all telly. So, you know, weve all got some blame here. But because they dont have teachers they dont have enough teachers they dont have enough teachers they just do they thought, lets just do a class the teaching ratio class where the teaching ratio is not 30, which seems is 150, not 30, which seems better 150 to 1. People hate that. No call a master that. No wait, call it a master class. Yeah, its the opposite class. Yeah, its the opposite of a master class. A master class like to a master class is like 1 to 1 tradition. Yeah or maybe a handful. An apprentice. Handful. Like an apprentice. Although in the article it does wished does say one mother who wished to be anonymous. So this was clearly written by the telegraph, not a mother says that old daughter that her 12 year old daughter complained cant learn complained that they cant learn anything new setup, that anything in this new setup, that seems believable. Anything in this new setup, that seeyou believable. Anything in this new setup, that seeyou learnalievable. Anything in this new setup, that seeyou learn something from her you learn something from her phone screen while the lesson is going on. I mean, do think going on. I mean, i do think i feel sorry for these kids, feel very sorry for these kids, and of this is coming in and of course this is coming in at when labour are at a time when labour are proposing put on vat onto proposing to put on vat onto private school fees and thats, you but you know, understandable. But its be an increase its going to be an increase hinckley us and them kind of society, private society, isnt it. The private school get class sizes about school you get class sizes about 15 im sure this isnt 15 and, uh, im sure this isnt universal, science has be universal, but science has to be taught experiment with, taught with experiment with, interact cant just interact ation. You cant just have on at have somebody blathering on at the of the room for 30 the front of the room for 30 minutes. Is the interaction. Minutes. It is the interaction. The communication, its the communication, isnt it, that kids are lacking. And thats think thats terrifying thats i think thats terrifying for yeah. Yeah. Thats i think thats terrifying for yeah. Well hopefully parents yeah. Well hopefully parents can when get home, can make up when they get home, get chemistry out get a merit chemistry kit out and experiments. And do a few experiments. Yeah, thats likely. Yeah, thats likely. Yeah, thats likely. Were cooking tonight. Thats the halfway mark after the break, we have the return of the crooked pub and the supermarket nudge that could help straighten you out, well you a you out, too. Well see you in a couple explain to and welcome back to the headlines. So we have the the headlines. So we have the mirror to kick off this section, scott. This one will appeal to fans of pints and poetic justice. Well, the crooked house pub in dudley west midlands, caught fire and then was immediately torn down. No wrong. No it did. No, i wouldnt say that. You think they burned it . You think they burned it . Im not saying insurance how it caught. Well, i thought too, but then it was such a popular building. I thought, well no for insurance just because they wanted there. Wanted to build there. Want to build. They they want to build. They wanted to knock it down. Yeah, but i mean, thats speculation, but i mean, thats speculation, but thats you do that but thats you got to do that i think. Yeah you to do air quotes. You have to do air quotes. You have to do air quotes. But now like, like like the king going to be around king isnt going to be around for much longer. Like andy street, area, for much longer. Like andy streestreet, area, for much longer. Like andy streestreet, andy area, for much longer. Like andy streestreet, andy streetsea, for much longer. Like andy streestreet, andy streets his andy street, andy streets his name. I know, i know, great, isnt it . Yes its suitable in this case, but hes been he said on social he promises social media he promises that hes the Building Social media he promises that herebuilt, the Building Social media he promises that herebuilt, as the Building Social media he promises that herebuilt, as wasthe Building Social media he promises that herebuilt, as wasthewas lding social media he promises that herebuilt, as wasthewas an1g be rebuilt, as was it was an 18th century sort of sloped roof, kind of goofy, they say wonky. So its going to be like a disneyland version of it. It is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, i like that idea. But at the same time its just pub, isnt it . Just a pub, isnt it . Incorrect punishment its incorrect punishment because. So the story was they wanted planning permission to get they didnt get get rid of it. They didnt get that permission caught that planning permission caught fire knocked down fire and then was knocked down by and now theyre by some jcbs and now theyre going rebuild it. And going to have to rebuild it. And id love them to to it going to have to rebuild it. And id a ve them to to it going to have to rebuild it. And id a grandam to to it going to have to rebuild it. And id a grand designs. To it going to have to rebuild it. And id a grand designs. Yeah. It going to have to rebuild it. And id a grand designs. Yeah. Match as a grand designs. Yeah. Match making. Kevin turning up making. Kevin mccloud turning up and seething about and theyre just seething about how money to spend. Well, they will have to, because its going to be like an engush because its going to be like an English Heritage thing, isnt because its going to be like an englike, heritage thing, isnt because its going to be like an englike,hiremember1g, isnt because its going to be like an englike,hiremember 11, isnt because its going to be like an englike,hiremember i wast it . Like, i remember i was at a some stately home and got to talking the, you know, talking with the, you know, the gardener whatever their gardener or whatever about their attempts one attempts to renovate just one outhouse. Had find outhouse. And they had to find the green oak, the original kind of green oak, you know what i mean . Like, it the original kind of green oak, you to ow what i mean . Like, it the original kind of green oak, you to be what i mean . Like, it the original kind of green oak, you to be donei mean . Like, it the original kind of green oak, you to be done withan . Like, it the original kind of green oak, you to be done with the like, it the original kind of green oak, you to be done with the correct had to be done with the correct rafters and everything because theres, grade listed, theres, like grade two listed, grade the full grade one listed, but the full on to on English Heritage. You have to have exactly amount of have exactly the right amount of lead paint, you know, lead in the paint, you know, and all kind of stuff. All this kind of stuff. Its going to be hard to find the bodies buried into the walls. Thats that. Try walls. Thats like that. You try to dig them up. Well, should definitely go well, i should definitely go and when done. And have a pint when its done. Good to further good luck to him. Further apology news now in the mail. Stephen celtic manager Brendan Rodgers to it. Stephen celtic manager brendan roclters to it. Stephen celtic manager brendan rocit refuses to it. Stephen celtic manager brendan rocit refuses to to it. Stephen celtic manager brendan rocit refuses to apologise it refuses to apologise and blames society for looking to find something offensive. This is backlash after he was in is the backlash after he was in an interview. The interview was not going well. There was some tension. He ends the interview by uh , good girl and by saying, uh, good girl and then carries, carries it then carries, carries on and it very much comes across like now we know more information. He says he wasnt intending to be offensive. She said she didnt take offence. Know that should be it. Apart from be the end of it. Apart from there other saying there are other people saying no, uh im offended by no, im im, uh im offended by offended by proxy. Yeah yeah. And should resign and and he should resign and apologise and all of these things. It has to be possible to patronise rude to someone. Patronise or be rude to someone. And person that youre and if that person that youre being rude to is a woman, it not being rude to is a woman, it not be misogyny. Otherwise youve ruled something out. Absolutely. This is it feels like backdrop like the context, the backdrop is the stuff from is theres all the stuff from joey about Women Football joey barton about Women Football commentators you commentators are rubbish. You know, theres sort of sense know, theres a sort of sense that there position as voices of authority football is authority in football is precarious. And so its not this precarious. And so its not this is a bit of banter. This is is not a bit of banter. This is a i mean, thats im arguing is not a bit of banter. This is a i it,3an, thats im arguing is not a bit of banter. This is a i it, but thats im arguing is not a bit of banter. This is a i it, but i1ats im arguing is not a bit of banter. This is a i it, but i guessm arguing is not a bit of banter. This is a i it, but i guess thats arguing is not a bit of banter. This is a i it, but i guess thats whatng for it, but i guess thats what the context is in the story. He talks about how he used a film he found a i cant film in spy. He found a i cant remember the name of whoever it was who sailed around the world. And he shows players and he he then shows his players watch was watch this woman. She was inspirational. Citing inspirational. So if hes citing a woman as one frankie a woman as the one that Frankie Boyle would boyle says, how many times would she has to go around the world before lesbian . Did that . Did that . Am i undo some of the good work that brendan was started by bringing if hes bringing that up . But if hes citing as inspirational citing women as inspirational figures , yes, then i mean, maybe figures, yes, then i mean, maybe it is a lie. Im not racist. Its like kevin keegan, wasnt it . Made a speech in wasnt it . He made a speech in which was saying theyre which he was saying theyre fantastic theyre this fantastic and theyre doing this and great and womens football is great fun. Made some what, fun. And then he made some what, some remark about how he some tiny remark about how he wouldnt necessarily hire one. You know, to be a manager of a, of a mens side something of a mens side or Something Like and thats what like that. And thats what they zoom theyre waiting zoom in on. Theyre just waiting for which why you should for the which is why you should never good on him. Never apologise. Good on him. Guardian scott surely is guardian now scott surely is suitable putting suitable evidence that putting women in top board level positions has a detrimental effect on their share value. Its why the economy is devastated. Women hold 42 of devastated. Women hold 42 of board seats at big uk firms , the board seats at big uk firms, the guardian states, but just ten are ftse 100 bosses, apparently , are ftse 100 bosses, apparently, the proportion of board positions held by women has increased since 2017 by 24. 5, but the increase is much smaller for ceos as weve gone from 21 from 15 in 20 11 to 21 today. Way out of the top 100. I mean, the obvious thing to say is that theres a sort of time lag with these things, isnt it . You cant just go, okay, we want equal rights, equal opportunities for everyone. So were going to install, 50 in everyone. So were going to insta|100 50 in everyone. So were going to insta|100 companies. In ftse 100 companies. Many fashion boards and how many fashion boards are yeah really theres are there. Yeah really theres burberry. Theres next typing needs doing exactly how many phone calls have to be answered. Then , making then you know, making extraordinary progress on this front. Suppose the only to do i suppose the only way to do it keep the pressure it is to keep the pressure in the smaller. Bet those 21 the smaller. And i bet those 21 women want to keep it that way. Like the small yeah, they like the small number because they can number of them because they can kind roost. The girlboss. The think the yeah, the i think the interesting this interesting thing in this story is how theres not is looking at how theres not been regular an have been that much regular an have to imposed top down. Other to be imposed top down. Other countries have achieved similar figures that figures by having that regulation, is more regulation, but this is more a its not market force. This is a sense of society this to sense of society wishing this to happen. Then happens. Happen. And then it happens. Maybe as much. Maybe you dont need as much. Really or is it just is it really or is it Just Companies trying to look good like, look, were burberry, we have a woman it. Look have a woman running it. Look at us. Us. Us. Hello, hello, look at us. Well it depends if well i suppose it depends if theyre well or they do theyre doing well or they do badly. Theres a woman as Sharon White Lewis white whos running john lewis waitrose, they have not had waitrose, and they have not had a good of a particularly good time out of it. Mentioned this to my it. And i mentioned this to my wife, worked wife, who has actually worked for knows bit about wife, who has actually worked for and knows bit about wife, who has actually worked for and she knows bit about wife, who has actually worked for and she said,ws bit about wife, who has actually worked for and she said, actually,ibout pr, and she said, actually, shes great. None of the problems that theyre confronting but confronting are her fault. But there is a tendency, if youre a bit of a if youre a token or a novelty, that people go rac you see women really stick. Yeah, women really stick together. Dont they . Your wife doesnt even work there anymore , doesnt even work there anymore, and shes defending her. Thats unbelievable. Lewis partnership. An interesting stat in here. 62 are in leadership 62 of women are in leadership roles, that roles, so we need to get that down. If were about representation. Yeah, 62 is representation. Yeah, 62 is only ever ratchets. Only ever ratchets. Steve, you should have learned by tiresome babes. Learned that by tiresome babes. Fire them now. Fire them now. Jordan peterson thing of the Jordan Peterson thing of saying there are saying like how comes there are no pants . No men in pants . Natwest a female first natwest had a female ceo, didnt she . She. Ceo, didnt she . How she. Ceo, didnt she . How dide. Ceo, didnt she . How did that. How did that. And they closed branches. Closed didnt closed branches didnt they didnt end well. Closed one account. They closed one account. They closed one account. Anyway, gender news yeah. Anyway, gender news continues times continues now, steve, the times have george at have a story about george at asda that should surprise no one who familiar with enid who was familiar with enid blytons non binary blytons most famous non binary character, george. The. The. Yeah, well. Asda launch. Yeah. You say non binary, gender neutral gender. Oh, sorry. Theyre bringing gender theyre bringing out gender neutral clothing neutral Childrens Clothing range. It says it wants to mix things up. The little angel collection is being there just to mix things up. Know , to mix things up. You know, unisex weve had unisex clothes that weve had forever. Them. But imagine forever. Yes them. But imagine you call them unisex. So theyd be like jeans. Girls, imagine that but for girls, imagine that you them if you call it unisex. Same for toilets, hairdressers, all of these things. Just having pink t shirts with a unicorn or blue ones with a unicorn on or blue ones with a unicorn on or blue ones with with a spaceship on. Now with a with a spaceship on. Now there might like a white one there might be like a white one that might just have a horse on. And wouldnt know and you wouldnt know if the horse. Yeah should for horse. Yeah you should work for george asda. George at asda. Parents said, uh, many parents have said, uh, it here theyve expressed it says here theyve expressed dismay for about overtly dismay for years about overtly gendered clothing as a relatively new parent of my first daughter, shes only a month old, and ive already made a rule. Were having of a rule. Were having none of that yeah, that princess lark. Yeah, i dont want her to grow up to be a toxic person to date. Yeah. So i thought lets for i thought instead, lets go for stuff. Receive stuff. My daughter will receive hand me downs of that hand me downs of stuff that people for my lad. People have bought for my lad. Yeah, and i think its going to make me look progressive. You dress in rockets and dress a daughter in rockets and trucks, like trucks, and it looks like im preparing subjects. Preparing for her stem subjects. Absolutely. Absolutely. Fantastic. Thats fantastic. Thats fantastic. Well, she turns out to be a serial then going serial killer. Then were going to blame you. Matilda had five of those disney and Disney Princess things, and i felt did. Disney princess things, and i felt it did. Disney princess things, and i felt it didnt did. Disney princess things, and i felt it didnt ruin did. Disney princess things, and i felt it didnt ruin her, did. Disney princess things, and i felt it didnt ruin her, youid. But it didnt ruin her, you know . It was like, not even in the top ten of things that have ruined her. All right. Do you drive a car thats powered on fairy got annoyed fairy dust . But got it annoyed me much i was like, can you me so much i was like, can you not what youre doing to the not see what youre doing to the perhaps single most toxic perhaps the single most toxic aspect a young girls aspect of a young girls personal hs2 youre absolutely squirting petrol on it. Anyway, staying with the times, scott, and it sounds like nudging people them to lose people can help them to lose weight. Yet when i do that to my wife, a monster. Yeah well, wife, i am a monster. Yeah well, its funny how that is, right . And wide scheme. Uh, and industry wide scheme. The , is requiring the times says, is requiring major put healthy major retailers to put healthy food at heart of their food at the heart of their business model, and nhs says it will save billions. Apparently will save billions. Apparently it will reduce the rate of obesity in this country by about five points. I think is what it says, because 23, uh, of people in this country are obese and morbidly obese. Wow. And this will slash obesity by about 4 or 5 if they just in the front of the market or they put promotional brands that are healthy in the front. So people think, oh, im going to get raisins today instead of chocolate bars , or if the chocolate bars, or if the raisins still monstrously raisins are still monstrously sugary, dont kill yourself. But theyre but theyre but theyre natural sugar , and theyre natural sugar, and theyre easier the body process easier for the body to process a bit fibre in there. Bit of fibre in there. Been doing this for theyve been doing this for a long though, funnily long time, though, funnily enough. In enough. Im going to mention in two stories in a row, but my wife, when she worked for waitrose, this. They waitrose, they did this. They would looking waitrose, they did this. They w0| ad looking waitrose, they did this. They w0|a job looking waitrose, they did this. They w0|a job right looking waitrose, they did this. They w0|a job right now. Looking for a job right now. Plugging her are you plugging for her doctors coats . Doctors in white coats . Of like pointing at the kind of like pointing at the carrots, you know. Right . That frowning eating. Yeah. Dont whether it yeah. I dont know whether it works. Nudge unit, you know, yeah. I dont know whether it workwere nudge unit, you know, yeah. I dont know whether it workwere the dge unit, you know, yeah. I dont know whether it workwere the dge unit, yhave 10w, yeah. I dont know whether it workwere the dge unit, yhave been they were the ones who have been at downing street. At number 10 downing street. But if youve got a craving, youll craving. And if you youll got a craving. And if you want know that want that, you know that deeply stuffed thing with want that, you know that deeply stuffed in thing with want that, you know that deeply stuffed in the thing with want that, you know that deeply stuffed in the middle with want that, you know that deeply stuffed in the middle orth want that, you know that deeply stuffed in the middle or whatever cheese in the middle or whatever it youre going it is. Yeah, yeah, youre going to you know, youve got to eat it. You know, youve got to eat it. You know, youve got to it. To have it. You put the healthy food if you put the healthy food right the entrance and near right at the entrance and near the yeah. Put the the checkout. Yeah. And put the bad food at the furthest part of a supermarket. Its a surprisingly walk. A supermarket. Its a suerou ngly walk. A supermarket. Its a suerou ngly encounter a supermarket. Its a sueroungly encounterthe a supermarket. Its a suerou ngly encounter the bad you should encounter the bad food straight away, at which point is point your willpower is strongest. March straight strongest. You march straight through it when you get the through it when you get to the checkout. You see through it when you get to the cheyhealthy you see through it when you get to the cheyhealthy snacks. You see through it when you get to the cheyhealthy snacks. Butou see through it when you get to the cheyhealthy snacks. Butotyoue the healthy snacks. But if you if have to all the way if you have to walk all the way back get the unhealthy stuff, back to get the unhealthy stuff, you might lose a couple. Are going back there . Why are you going back there . Right . True. Yeah. Right . Thats true. Yeah. Him jump on the benefits. Just mounting up here one more cornflakes more section to go. Cornflakes for disrespectful for supper. Disrespectful loo breaks. And women who are no better and welcome back to headliners for our final section. Steve, you get this story from the guardian about eating cornflakes for breakfast. But i think we all know who it was made for this story, dont we . Yes sadly, hes not here. So yeah, its all about the sugars. Yeah. Um, let them eat sugars. Yeah. Um, let them eat flakes is the headline. Kelloggs ceo says paul family should consider cereal for dinner. Because if thats all you can afford, thats all youre worth. Or something. Multi millionaire gary pilnick, um, hes upset. The internet by saying this. Whats really happening is hes just trying to flog more of his products into it. Already got it. Like theyve already got breakfast. Already breakfast. Theyve already got drunks try drunks coming home. Lets try and get some of the poor people at um, cornflakes at dinner. Yeah. Um, cornflakes famously try and famously invented to try and stop masturbation and. Yeah, i thought it was constipation. It was masturbation. It was masturbation. Masturbation. Well, trust me, let me let me it this way. Let me let me put it this way. Yeah, i do lot research. Yeah, i do a lot of research. I eat a lot of cornflakes. And as long dont try and do long as you dont try and do both at the same time, remember that about the two old fellas . Old war sitting on the old war heroes sitting on the bench . In bench . Chelsea pensioners in their 80s. And of turns their 80s. And one of them turns to other, do you to the other, goes, do you remember pills they used remember those pills they used to us to stop getting to give us to stop us getting frisky . One goes, frisky . The other one goes, yeah. Goes, i think yeah. He goes, yeah, i think theyre starting to work. One person the but one person on the internet family box internet says the 5 family box of aint cheap. Its of cereal aint that cheap. Its the as buying the same as buying a refrigerated. Its lousy way refrigerated. Its a lousy way to calories. To get calories. Apart from fact that apart from the fact that there calories, there are empty calories, theyll make you fat youve theyll make you fat and youve got they can beat them got no. Well, they can beat them up with vitamins. But yeah, yeah, but loads people yeah, yeah, but loads of people eat cereal for dinner. Mean, seinfeld, theres i mean, on seinfeld, theres box over his fridge. Box of cereal over his fridge. Eat all the time, all day long. The iron that they fortify it with iron. Its not with is actual iron. Its not like as part not like like iron as part of a not like the iron iron brew, which is the iron in iron brew, which is actually its actually just orange. Its not like oxide Something Like ferric oxide or Something Like ferric oxide or Something Like actual , just bits of like its actual, just bits of the metal you run a if you put a corn flake on water and run a magnet near it, you can pull the corn flake towards it. Thats cool. Thats cool. If i was, i, you know, i dont want to like but was, dont want to like but if i was, if was trying to run a family if i was trying to run a family on a budget, i would be teaching them to, how um, mind, sweep mind restaurants. Thats mind sweep restaurants. Thats how money for how i survived on no money for weeks europe , just on a weeks in europe, just on a Self Service Restaurants and like, finish up the leftovers. Yeah, on lots of dates, get yeah, go on lots of dates, get everything you need, then you get meat, get vegetables, everything you need, then you get get, , get vegetables, everything you need, then you get get, , know,yegetables, everything you need, then you get get, , know, yegetapeople you get, you know, other people shop thats good shop baguettes. Yeah thats good for you anyway. Okay. I dont for you anyway. Okay. I dont think kelloggs is the answer. Daily mail have story about daily mail have a story about a huge that erupted in the huge row that is erupted in the comedy not frankie comedy world. Its not Frankie Boyles most controversial opinion. Already cut opinion. Uh, weve already cut through that one, but this one has tongues wagging well. Has got tongues wagging as well. Should during should toilets be closed during the set . Right. Should totally be banned at gigs altogether banned at comedy gigs altogether. Comedians says its highly disruptive when audience members get to the toilet. And get up and go to the toilet. And this one comedian being interviewed on the Good Morning Britain who we not heard of. And brown, who we not heard of. And then we looked him up. He has 115,000 followers on instagram. Hes famous. 115,000 followers on instagram. Hes i famous. 115,000 followers on instagram. Hes i did, us. 115,000 followers on instagram. Hes i did, i|s. 115,000 followers on instagram. Hes i did, i had a look at wow, i did, i had a look at him youtube as well because him on youtube as well because i hadnt him on youtube as well because i hadnt him. Anyway. Hadnt heard of him. Anyway. Moving well go. Moving on. Well there you go. All so he says all right. So anyway, he says that toilets should shut down that toilets should be shut down dunng that toilets should be shut down during yeah really during shows. Yeah its really disruptive. Audience members disruptive. Uh, audience members get a off, get up and go for a piss off, but, i think you but, you know, i think you should people do what they should let people do what they want. Im in favour of leaving bars open. Although a lot of clubs bar during clubs close the bar during a show, are they want show, people are out. They want to good time. To have a good time. On the kind on it depends on the kind of on the kind i think if youre the kind of. I think if youre in a theatre and theres like 12 people seated tightly along people are seated tightly along you your you and youve got to push your way you want to way forward. Ideally you want to go before you sit. But says go before you sit. But he says if hes seen gigs if hes seen comedy gigs here, so for an hour so oh, if its just for an hour long course you have to long show, of course you have to let people use toilet. Let people use the toilet. Know, for a 20 but, you know, for a 20 minute set youd think theyd be able. Theres club up able. But theres that club up in thats no longer in manchester thats no longer there. People in manchester thats no longer there. Up people in manchester thats no longer there. Up and people in manchester thats no longer there. Up and just eople in manchester thats no longer there. Up and just walk right would get up and just walk right in stage over each in front of the stage over each other the coke and the other for the coke and the cocaine and the cocaine and the cocaine. They arranged there they arranged that there wasnt. Another story, they arranged that there wasnt in another story, they arranged that there wasnt in the another story, they arranged that there wasnt in the independent,y, steve, in the independent, that will get will surprise only those who get their psychological insights from novels. From young Adult Fiction novels. Women think um, a quarter of women think sex should stigmatised, sex work should be stigmatised, according of according to this piece of research, which makes sense because i phrase this because how do i phrase this nicely . No one likes competition. No, it was right. Competition. No, it was right. Female intrasexual competition. Thats exactly what it disruptor market in disruptor in the market in some ways. You know, in this transactional if one transactional nature, if one demand can meet supply through money and its what i find interesting about this is that its saying stigmatised not illegal or not legal, that people should hate you. Yeah. You feel shame like the shame walk in game thrones and all that. I mean, stigmatised is literally its the stigmata, isnt yeah isnt it . Yeah so i dont think they mean that. No they know. Yeah. 52 of a cross. I would think would cross. I would think women would like because them cross. I would think women would liketheir because them cross. I would think women would liketheir back. Acause them off their back. I mean, for a woman just i mean, for, for a woman just married, its a lot pressure. Married, its a lot of pressure. I think you coming home late at night. Please, please, please. Its easier on its just easier going on the street and bang that lady next door a thing that door might be a thing that changes over the of marriage. It might be that 20 and 30 year women dont feel year old women dont feel that. Its a should its something that a man should just be able to go out, and theyre aspirational. Will yeah, but those dreams will be their be taken out of their eyes. Yeah. The their will yeah. The their future will be destroyed by whatever happens to them 20 years. Theyll them in 10 or 20 years. Theyll realise in realise id rather have them in the other room. Suspicion that the my suspicion is that the greatest threat to both marriages now is marriages and prostitutes now is onune marriages and prostitutes now is online mean, its online pornography. I mean, its so and so extraordinarily prevalent and high smooth and glossy high tech and smooth and glossy isnt high tech and smooth and glossy isnwould no idea. But would i have no idea. But i yeah, you look great in it. Put it that way. Thank you. Put it that way. Thank you. Scott, the defendant uh, scott, the defendant again. I dont think i can improve the headline. Willy improve on the headline. Willy wonka tears wonka experience ends in tears as police are called and furious families demand refunds. Families demand refunds. Described as a full wonka experience. Uh these people up north, uh, went along in glasgow to a warehouse that was decorated with a rainbow and a bouncy castle. They paid £35 each, uh, for the world of Pure Imagination , promising a imagination, promising a delectable moment with your children. And they were given an children. And they were given an empty warehouse with a homeless guy wandering through in the back. That was it. And the organisers called the house of illuminati. And they should have illuminati. And they should have known they should known from that. They should have known. They should known. They should have known. They should have known. To pay back. Uh, they had to pay back. Uh, i know pay. Pay know theyve had to pay. Pay back. Over 800 refunds. Look at that. Look at that. 850 refunds. 850 refunds. So dismal. So dismal. So dismal. And theyve closed the experience. Poor kid. Its terrible, it . But the poor terrible, is it . But the poor kids want to have fun. They kids want to just have fun. They dont the terrible thing dont know if the terrible thing is wanted create is, if you wanted to create a willy wonka experience at home, you know with your you know, with with your own imagination , they would have imagination, they would have more fun, less money, and less chance be. Chance to be. Maybe the kids enjoyed but maybe the kids enjoyed being together. You dont want to things all being together. You dont want to time. Things all the time. Really . In defence. Yeah, really . In its defence. Yeah, mistakes were apparently mistakes were made. Apparently there that was ai there was a poster that was ai generated, the poster generated, so none of the poster stuff was there, but is the generated, so none of the poster stuff wonkaere, but is the generated, so none of the poster stuff wonka experience. Is the generated, so none of the poster stuff wonka experience. The|e generated, so none of the poster stuff wonka experience. The kids willy wonka experience. The kids didnt enjoy it. Its about making cry. The making kids cry. Remember the film . Good. Film . Very good. Five out of six kids at least have to go home. Either dead or disappointed. Finally, have to go home. Either dead or disappthe ed. Finally, have to go home. Either dead or disapptheed. Havenally, have to go home. Either dead or disappthe ed. Have the y, have to go home. Either dead or disappthe ed. Have the news steve, the mail have the news that beings are becoming that human beings are becoming less sexually attractive as they age and have children. This is bizarre. The scientists confirm what women have always known. Men do let go after let themselves go after marriage. It says they eat more. I what motivates men to i wonder what motivates men to need comfort food when i dont know . Its difficult. Its wonder why they other wonder why they lose other pleasures. That men pleasures. It also says that men stop wonder why they stop exercising, wonder why they dont have access to their own free time to do the sports that they. You know it they. You know what it is though . All accurate sarcasm. This is all accurate sarcasm. Um, but is women um, but also it is women deliberately men deliberately feeding their men up. Proven. Its up. This has been proven. Its evolution. Ordinary mens testosterone the testosterone goes down in the domestic so that domestic environment so that they out other they dont go out and get other women pregnant, and they tend to be like tolerant of their be more like tolerant of their kids and that sort of thing. If youre a high testosterone male, youre a high testosterone male, you tend to be angry and quick to, know, lash to, you know, lash out. Think women dress, i always think women dress, amend their worth in a certain way no one will on way so that no one will hit on them. Yeah absolutely. Way so that no one will hit on the and eah absolutely. Way so that no one will hit on the and eah absolu go,. Way so that no one will hit on the and eah absolu go, oh, way so that no one will hit on the and eah absolugo, oh, i love and then they go, oh, i love your bod wobble, wobble wobble. Love your stench you know i love your stench when one else does. No one else. Unless youre a hooker. Unless youre a hooker. Why, like we said, we thats why, like we said, we need hookers. Always slightly its always slightly suspicious, when you see suspicious, i think when you see a who have, like, a bloke who does have, like, a couple kids, hes well into couple of kids, hes well into marriage like, marriage and still is, like, chiselled and v shaped doorway a lot they to lot because they got to be outdoors, around and skiing. W yeah, right. Its even worse when not been. All a when theyve not been. All of a sudden fit 50. Yeah, sudden they get fit at 50. Yeah, that made life crisis definitely having affair, but ones having an affair, but no ones actually out. Actually pointing it out. I think babies make you fat because theyre delicious, but think babies make you fat beca as; theyre delicious, but think babies make you fat beca as; theyget delicious, but think babies make you fat beca as; theyget older,us, but think babies make you fat beca as; theyget older, they jt also as they get older, they want run around. Also as they get older, they waryouven around. Also as they get older, they waryouven ar1t01d. Also as they get older, they waryouven aryto be active with youve got to be active with the kids. Like two years. All the kids. Like in two years. All this off. This baby fat will fall off. How have you been so how long have you been married, scott . Too long. Way too long. 12 years. But it didnt make any difference at to you . No. Difference at all to you . No. So its kids arrive. Its the kids that arrive. Husband thinner when my husband was thinner when we a bit chubbier now. We met. Hes a bit chubbier now. Okay. Yeah. Yeah okay. Yeah. But hes. Yeah. Yeah youre hes youre brazilian, hes the younger can do what younger one. So we can do what he wants. E show is nearly okay. The show is nearly oven okay. The show is nearly over. Take another quick over. Lets take another quick look at wednesdays front pages. The single word the daily mail single word headune the daily mail single word headline in de defensible. The telling graph uk blocks macrons bid to send un troops, not french, to the ukraine. Guardian tories putting party before Sexual Assault claims , says Sexual Assault claims, says alleged victim. The sun hugh row, bbc say sorry i news have labour yet to convince 40 of their target voters , a new poll their target voters, a new poll finds. And finally, metro , finds. And finally, metro, outraged that you now pay £16 for a packet of cigarettes. Well those were your front pages. Thats all we have time for. Thank you to my guest, Stephen Allan and scott capurro, andrew doyle will be here tomorrow at 11 with josh and nick 11 pm. With josh howie and nick dixon. Should be feisty. If dixon. That should be feisty. If youre watching 5 am, stay youre watching at 5 am, stay tuned breakfast. Otherwise tuned for breakfast. Otherwise thank night. Thank you. Good night. That warm feeling inside from boxt boilers sponsors of weather on. Gb news. On. Gb news. Hello. Good evening. Welcome to your latest gb news weather update with me. Annie from the met office will be a foggy start for some of us tomorrow, but it should dry across eastern should stay dry across eastern areas. But through this evening well see a weather front push into the southeast. Thats into the southeast. So thats when greatest risk when theres the greatest risk of a chance of rain across southeastern areas. Behind it, though, turn much though, it will turn much clearer. Cloud and rain clearer. So some cloud and rain through across the through this evening across the southeast elsewhere southeast. But elsewhere it should fairly dry evening. Should be a fairly dry evening. But will start to but some fog will start to develop quite quickly through the so it will be a bit the night, so it will be a bit of murky for many areas, of a murky start for many areas, particularly across central southern up southern england, but also up through the pennines and across eastern areas of scotland as well. Well feel quite cold well. So well feel quite cold tomorrow morning once but tomorrow morning once again, but it quite frosty as it wont be quite as frosty as it wont be quite as frosty as it morning and there it was this morning and there will be some early sunshine where we dont any fog where we dont see any fog through tomorrow, particularly across east coast and across the far east coast and many southeastern areas should stay much of the stay dry through much of the day. But elsewhere well turn much wetter as the day goes on, particularly across parts of the south west of england and wales, where well some where well see some quite persistent but persistent rain at times, but also ireland, also across northern ireland, much and northern much of scotland and northern england. But it will feel milder across the uk. The back of that across the uk. The back of that rain will push into the southeast on thursday, so quite a day to come the a wet day to come in the southeast thursday. Southeast on thursday. Elsewhere, it will be a elsewhere, though, it will be a mix spells and showers mix of sunny spells and showers at once. That rain does clear through and thats the story as we head through the rest of the week. A showery picture through friday well , and friday and saturday as well, and after spell through after a milder spell through wednesday it looks wednesday and thursday, it looks to from a brighter to turn colder from a brighter outlook with boxt solar to sponsors of weather on. An intense day for the royal family. The queen led senior royals with a stiff upper lip following the death of a close family member, while Prince William mysteriously skipped his godfathers memorial holiday in plot. Plot. Following a secret meeting between leander, varne and richard tice could anderson, nine, be set to jump ship to the reform party . Reform party . 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