Going to do people for hate crimes. If you scared kids, this halloween, heres what one woman thought about that. Thought about that. I dont know. I dont know how its heating. Just how its heating. Its just saying like youre deliberately terrifying. Children scarred them for life. Oh, yeah. Maybe thats a bit oh, yeah. Maybe thats a bit bad. I dont know. Yeah. Put her right. Theres a lot more where that came from. We take you into the spin room where news stories turn where bad news stories turn good. This week were good. And this week were focusing have you seen it . Focusing on. I have you seen it . Rishi sunak. Our minister rishi sunak. Our Prime Minister coming out saying that it coming out and saying that it could us all. Yes, it could could kill us all. Yes, it could create a weird bioweapon or something. Not, something. Believe it or not, weve got panellist whos weve got a panellist whos going and turn that into going to try and turn that into a good story. What else a good news story. What else have for you today . Oh, have i got for you today . Oh, yes. Round your pals. The very best of local news this one best of local news and this one include is the wonkiest pub. Okay could that be a pub near you . And a dramatic return of you . And a dramatic return of the somerset regular viewers and listeners will know exactly what i mean. Patrick christys gb news. Your friday night starts. News. Your friday night starts. Here and because halloween is fast approaching, weve gone out of our way here at gb news to get you, well, something a bit unusual, something we can all learn from. We will be joined in learn from. We will be joined in the studio by a real life witch. Yep. Im not making that up. Vaiews gbnews. Com. Is that email address . I will see you after the. News after the. News a very good evening to you. Im Aaron Armstrong in the newsroom. Breaking news out of israel tonight. The Israeli Military has begun a huge bombardment of gaza bombardment of northern gaza this evening as senior commanders confirmed they will expand their ground offensive in the hours ahead. Our security editor mark white is live in tel aviv with the latest. Well its clear there are very Significant Developments here this evening with as we speak, a very heavy bombardment taking place in northern gaza. Northern gaza. The tank fire artillery fire, missiles and fast jets all involved in pounding hamas targets in northern gaza. The civilian population still remaining in that area have now been warned yet again. As a matter of urgency to move south, south of northern and even central gaza to the south of the strip, where it is relative safer. The decision to expand the operations and in particular the operations and in particular the ground offensive was taken. We understand , by the war we understand, by the war cabinet after feedback from diplomats that the efforts to try to negotiate a release of more hostages had stalled. And more hostages had stalled. And also, as we speak , reports that also, as we speak, reports that an american base in northeastern syria has come under attack from militants this evening. No more details on that at the moment, but a further escalation in what is a very serious situation here. Mark, thank you very much, indeed. More to come from mark through the evening. Meanwhile a demand for an immediate and unconditioned ceasefire in gaza is being voted on by the united nafionsin is being voted on by the United Nations in new york, western countries , including the uk, countries, including the uk, have been calling for a humanitarian pause in gaza to allow for the delivery of aid and supplies. But a group of and supplies. But a group of arab nations are pushing for stronger wording with their draft resolution calling for a full ceasefire to help civilians. A resolution is in the General Assembly are non binding, but they do carry political weight and they could put diplomatic pressure on israel to de escalate the conflict. And that israel to de escalate the conflict. And that is it for the moment. Ill conflict. And that is it for the moment. Ill be back conflict. And that is it for the moment. Ill be back with conflict. And that is it for the moment. Ill be back with more bulletins a little later on this evening. Now its over to. Patrick well , i am very pleased to well, i am very pleased to say that tonight we are joined remarkably by the man who has made everything possible. Okay as you will have seen, Boris Johnson has joined gb news. It is a stonking victory for the channel every single other news outlet, including the bbc, will have wanted this guy. Why . Because hes box office. Why . Because hes box office. Why . Because hes box office. Why . Because hes an absolute out and out rock star. But gb news. Well, we went and got boris done. And im very pleased to say that Stanley Johnson joins us now. Stanley i believe that were the ones who told you that your son is gb news. Is that correct . You are 100 right. I was on a train. Id been on a train. Id been in a car. Im a train. Id been in a car. Im down on my farm on exmoor. So, yes, the phone rang and they said, wed like to come on tonight. And said, wed like to come on tonight. And i said, well, why should i come on tonight . And i said, joint, because well, actually, patrick, i can tell you, having just listened to your news bulletin, i cant think of anything more sensible for gb news to have done than to have got a heavy weight political guy at this crucial moment. The only thing that worries me because i then consulted the you know, the oracle and i saw that he wasnt to going start until the new yean to going start until the new year. Well, i say to myself , year. Well, i say to myself, things very rapidly things may move very rapidly over the next few weeks and dont you need him now . Thats my thought. My thought. Oh, its absolutely 100 as far as im concerned. He could be sitting here tonight. Id happily have the night off and we do wall to wall bofis night off and we do wall to wall Boris Johnson. You know, wed get a lot of value out of that. Theres no doubt about it. But do think hell hell do well do you think hell hell do well on the telly . Could he use it as a launch pad for a political comeback, do you think . Think hell the job he i think hell do the job he is coming to do with you, is coming coming to do with you, which his clip, which is i read his clip, which is entertain. But thats not is to entertain. But thats not the first objective. The first objective is to talk serious stuff, to talk business, to talk. How he sees it, and to help inform and educate and entertain at the same time. Yep. I mean , i dont want to sound i mean, i dont want to sound too much like a Boris Johnson fan club because as you may know , there were some areas i did fundamentally disagree with him. But think but that said, i think your people made a very sound people have made a very sound decision. Then yeah. And good for, you know , and it is worth for, you know, and it is worth noting that standing i mean, ive conversations with you ive had conversations with you where you were vehemently disagreed aspects disagreed with certain aspects of things that boris has said or done. So, you know, you are by no means just the kind of doting, sycophantic father who comes out and over promotes his own and always over promotes his own child. No, absolutely child. No, absolutely not. Tell you something, i can tell you something, patrick. Actually set up patrick. I actually set up an environment for europe group in the launch in the run up to the referendum where we didnt win the referendum, as you know. But gosh, we tried hard. Yeah, yeah. You tried. You tried to completely undermine your own in a way that your own side in a way that wasnt main objective. Wasnt your main objective. Of course. Is the kind course. Yes. So this is the kind of chat were talking to. And look, been recently . Look, hows boris been recently . I hes out of the i believe hes out of the country at the moment, as is his right. Mean, he been right. I mean, has he been chomping at the bit to get back, do you think . Well, im to here comment well, im not to here comment on movements of my children. Well, im not to here comment ocan movements of my children. Well, im not to here comment ocan tell vements of my children. Well, im not to here comment ocan tell you, ents of my children. Well, im not to here comment ocan tell you, if ts of my children. Well, im not to here comment ocan tell you, if i; of my children. Well, im not to here comment ocan tell you, if i wasny children. I can tell you, if i was a comment on the movements, children, id be ready. Id be doing a sort of wall map every day. Who was was where. I day. Who was who was where. I see him there looking looking at him now on the screen. He seems to hard to guess where to be in it. Hard to guess where that is, should think is that is, i should think is raising ukrainian troops maybe. I think that was i think i think that was a little ago. But there he little while ago. But there he is. Think shaking is. Obviously think shaking hands. The answer is have i think the answer is i have been reading column in the been reading his column in the daily have been talking daily mail. I have been talking to him. And i think this is a man whos whos whos future is not yet in the past. If you see what i mean. Not yet in the past. If you see whati mean. Hes not yet in the past. If you see what i mean. Hes still he still has a future. And i think hes absolutely right with his talent in of getting messages in terms of getting messages across. This the moment to do across. This is the moment to do what doing now, my only what hes doing now, my only concern is , are we going to get concern is, are we going to get the right messages across . And i think that the auger is a good i think that the auger is a good i think he was he right on think he was he was right on ukraine. Think he was ukraine. I think he was very right on environment. Truth right on the environment. Truth to i think the to tell. I think the conservatives are making a bit of muddle now on the of a muddle now on the environmental issue. You say environmental issue. You can say its all related to moving away from europe, my weve from europe, but my gosh, weve got careful because if the got to be careful because if the net result of, as it were, being brexit, brexit, brexit is going to lead to a deterioration in Environmental Quality in this country, we need to think again. Yeah, i mean, theres no reason why it should do. To be fair, but but boris was a bit of an enigma is an enigma in the sense that, you know, relatively privileged upbringing, like fine , you know, theres nothing wrong with that. Obviously, you know, education. But goes know, good education. But goes down, goes goes down incredibly well with your kind of average age northern man, the kind of white haven man they did. So well to conquer at the election. For some reason, for all of bofis for some reason, for all of Boris Johnsons flaws in his personality, people think he might a bit disorganised and might be a bit disorganised and a chaotic. You know, a bit chaotic. And, you know, theres the odd scandal theres been the odd scandal hasnt there . Fair enough. Again, this part of again, this is this is part of life. For some reason, life. But for some reason, people forgive him and people love and people vote love him and people vote for him and lights a room. Hes and he lights up a room. Hes just got it, hasnt he . You always know has something or always know he has something or not. I say id say that all not. Well i say id say that all my children, when youre a father of six children, i think its about 17 grandchildren. You got to be very careful. You got to be very careful. No, im im not going to im not going to im not going to pick sides here. Yeah i mean, i think hes done done a great job. And i can tell you something, leaving all aside the serious stuff, he does have the ability to amuse those people as well. And that counts. I met a man last night who has he was hes an mp. Hes called mark logan. And said he the smallest and he said he had the smallest majority in england up in some what you call a red wall seat. And he was explaining to me that actually, you know , actually actually, you know, actually things are still going quite well for the conservatives up there among the working class people. Think of that. People. Think of that. Yeah, its amazing, though, isnt it, when Boris Johnson was forced out, he didnt he didnt really quit, you know , he was really quit, you know, he was assassinated , i think is the assassinated, i think is the word youre looking for. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, ill say that. Yeah, ill say that. He was assassinated by. By fellow tories in the house of commons. That, i think would be the kindest description of what happened. And they were wrong to do that, werent they . Because look at where they are now. Well, you said it. I would absolutely echo that. I mean, the reality is that for all of this, not absence thats been surrounding them for and all of the genuine mistakes as well. Right. But for all of the overarching nonsense, if bofis the overarching nonsense, if Boris Johnson came back tomorrow and viewers and our and our viewers and our listeners going listeners are going to be treated to whatever he treated to whatever message he has but the sounds of it has to say, but the sounds of it is to be quite global is going to be quite global stuff. Britains role the stuff. So britains role on the world stage, its to do world stage, whether its to do with whether to do with china, whether its to do with china, whether its to do with ukraine, whether its to do with ukraine, whether its to do with all of that kind of with with all of that kind of thing, britain thing, selling britain and presenting message presenting a positive message for so other for britain, which so many other news do do. They news outlets do not do. They talk us down. They hate us. They treat it with glee when stats come about well, come out about like, oh, well, weve slower than every weve grown slower than every other then it turns other country. And then it turns out those stats were wrong and they report well, they dont report it. Well, bofis they dont report it. Well, boris going all over boris is going to be all over that. A big positive message that. So a big positive message for britain. Boris is the right man to do that. As ready to eat my words im as ready to eat my words as i can tell you as anybody is. I can tell you that. And the positive that. And if the positive message there and if its the right you right message, take the you mentioned china. Well, ive just spent weeks in china. I do spent eight weeks in china. I do not want see boris thinking, not want to see boris thinking, gosh, up gosh, lets whip up an anti China Movement this anti China Movement in this country anti environment country or the anti environment movement. No, i think weve got to be productive and positive. And i think hell do that. Stanley, thank you very much. Absolute yeah , it absolute pleasure. And yeah, it was a pleasure to break the news to you as well that your son is indeed joining us on this parish. Indeed joining us on this pansh. Thank indeed joining us on this parish. Thank very, very much. It was Nick Robinson who broke the news to me that boris had come out of intensive care unit and said, did he take one for the team . And nick said, well, you could call it that. Well, you could call it that. God sake, stanley, thank you very much. All right. You take care. All the best. Well, lets meet tonights Brilliant Panel this weve author this evening. Weve got author and keynote speaker, esther stanhope. Actress and stanhope. Weve got actress and model francine lewis, and weve got broadcaster, journalist and the bloke that never has any the one bloke that never has any plans on friday night unless they do involve a model. And it is, course, aidan magee. Is, of course, aidan magee. There go. All right. So who there we go. All right. So who should i start with . Esther, youve produced boris before, if im not mistaken. Is that right . Im not mistaken. Is that right . Yes. Im a former producer. I wont say where i was producing, but television but in various Television Studios and ive got to say, it was a few years ago when he was the mayor of london. Hes to the mayor of london. Now hes to come and you can tell come in and you can always tell it was David Cameron was it was when David Cameron was the Prime Minister so if David Cameron used to come in for a question time, studio question time, the whole studio would lined. Camerons would be lined. Camerons arrived silence. But then if arrived silence. But then if bofis arrived silence. But then if boris was coming in to do a question, a phone in the show, literally you could hear outside , hed like knock over cameras. , hed like knock over cameras. Once he came in on a bike, literally a studio like this. And he knocks things over and he was like, whats going on . Where am i . And that he ive got a lot to say technically about his style news needs to style and what gb news needs to be out for how to be looking out for and how to handle that kind of person. Well, tell you what i well, ill tell you what i think. I think were going to be hiring as a producer at some hiring you as a producer at some point. Probably needs a bit point. Probably it needs a bit of needs bit of of handling. He needs a bit of handling. Not hes not handling. Hes not hes not adverse to a little bit of handung adverse to a little bit of handling from what ive heard. Francine, do you think itll be good . Well, im a massive fan of boris. I always bring boris. I always said, bring bofis boris. I always said, bring boris back. Know, hes got boris back. You know, hes got big personality. Hes got big hair, everything wrong. I hair, big everything wrong. I think think i definitely think hes. I think i definitely think hes. I think i definitely think going brilliant think hes going to be brilliant on news and hes a rock star. On gb news and hes a rock star. Hes like the rock. Hes going to of gb news. There you go. I thought that was charlie mullins, to be fair. But aiden, what do you make of this and do you think weve made the decision of the right decision some of our viewers ill put this out viewers ill just put this out there. Of us, you know, there. Some of us, you know, think, like the idea think, right. They like the idea of okay . But actually, of boris, okay . But actually, when got down to brass when they got down to brass tacks with it, you know, we were locked were locked down and there were massive restrictions. Zero massive restrictions. Net zero is to a ruinous, is a big one to a ruinous, ruinous. You know, route. You know, route. So theres different kind of pockets support othennise pockets of support or othennise there prime there are with every Prime Minister politician. Minister and every politician. With everything nobody agrees with everything everyone says. But ive been at this channel virtually since day one. Bit by bit. One. Its built up bit by bit. And this another crucial and this is another crucial staging the channel. Staging post for the channel. And also remember what and also its also remember what i rob just say i remember robert rob just say rob. I meant boris. Rob. I meant boris. Thats all right. Is sorry. Bojo yeah , thats it. Thats bojo yeah, thats it. Thats the one. I remember him 20 years ago and have i got news for you . That was the week that was shooting stars even i think he made an appearance. I remember him being on shows. Him being on panel shows. I remember him talking to the nafion remember him talking to the nation building profile nation and building his profile because he was of the because he was editor of the spectator, think, at the time. Spectator, i think, at the time. And himself up steadily spectator, i think, at the time. An the himself up steadily spectator, i think, at the time. An the point himself up steadily spectator, i think, at the time. An the point where lf up steadily spectator, i think, at the time. An the point where politics� adily spectator, i think, at the time. An the point where politics wasi to the point where politics was almost an afterthought. I was thinking, well, isnt his thinking, well, this isnt his job, and job, but he went into it and i thought, this isnt going to work because it doesnt to work because it doesnt tend to work because it doesnt tend to work people like that. And work for people like that. And then he he then slowly he became he launched ship launched his mayoral ship candidate, which nobody hes only ever been the only tory. Hes ever been the mayor. Think hell only the mayor. I think hell be only the only a while. Then he only one for a while. Then he became minister, became Prime Minister, of course, back to basics course, and hes back to basics of i think. And its of him, i think. And its fantastic to see him on the channel. Youve obviously been around media time and seen media for a long time and seen the superstars of variety of the superstars of a variety of different genres. Hes just got something think something something i think something look, i think Boris Johnson is absolutely to be on camera. Absolutely born to be on camera. He is an entertainer. Hes a really hes hes really good writer. Hes hes really good writer. Hes hes really words. He loves really good with words. He loves attention. He sucks in attention. He sucks in attention. Loves people. He attention. He loves people. He actually genuinely does love making i think. Making people laugh, i think. Talk chip old talk about a chip off the old block, though. Stanleys no. Stanleys no. Imagine going for a party. Imagine going a party round imagine going for a party round it. Thats it. You wouldnt stop talking all night. Say more thing, patrick. I cant recall a Prime Minister past or present, ever having on national having a show on National Television in my lifetime. Usually want usually because they want to depart quickly depart the stage pretty quickly because left a trail of because theyve left a trail of destruction. Completely destruction. So its completely unique that point of view. Unique from that point of view. Think to be honest yeah, i think to be honest with and just lastly with you. And again, just lastly on francine, people can on this, francine, people can say they like, right . But say what they like, right . But the have had it if the bbc would have had it if hed had along and wanted hed had come along and wanted to a part that. Sky news to be a part of that. Sky news absolutely have had him, absolutely would have had him, you some other you know, some of the other rivals would had him, you rivals would have had him, you know, play people know, so fair play to people behind scenes here is, you behind the scenes here is, you know, put this together know, finally put this together for commenting on for us. Itll be commenting on things like election night, both stateside know, stateside and here, you know, big events. Always big news events. Its always going to great to to going to be great to be able to get the get the views of that 91w 9113 and hes a performer like we just said. Hes interesting to watch. People want watch him. Watch. People want to watch him. I mail impression is i mean, the mail impression is theyre love arent they . Like back if all his like hes back if all his brothers and sisters and his children he joined children watch and if he joined sky probably would children watch and if he joined sky doubled probably would children watch and if he joined sky doubled theirbably would children watch and if he joined sky doubled their viewership, have doubled their viewership, doubled im have doubled their viewership, doubledim say and im and im going to say and im going to say it, its annoyed all the right people. Thats right. All the right. Its annoyed all the right. Its annoyed all the right people. To right people. So still to come tonight, best of tonight, all the very best of local round your local news is in round your part. Plus, our brilliant, our groundbreaking, completely, part. Plus, our brilliant, our ground revolutionary completely, part. Plus, our brilliant, our ground revolutionary and pletely, utterly revolutionary and totally unique missing words quiz. For quiz. But next, its time for the room, i asked my the spin room, where i asked my panellists take an apparently panellists to take an apparently bad story try to bad news story and they try to put spin on it. Then put a positive spin on it. Then we rate their efforts and find out i this get out what i told this man to get him. So angry, ridiculous. Him. So angry, ridiculous. I have no words. I cant really i cant really explain. Really i cant really explain. Why would they do that . Whats their reasoning behind so there you go. Patrick christys. Gb news. Brazier news channel the sack. Youre listening to gb news radio. Radio. Welcome back. Youre watching or listening to me . Patrick christys on gb news loads to come tonight, including the news that christmas might be cancelled in a town up north. But its time myself and my Brilliant Panel entered the spin room. Yes, its the place where seemingly bad stories turn good, all with the help of just a little bit of spin. So up first this week, weve heard that rishi sunak start warning over the future of artificial intelligence. S okay. Setting intelligence. S okay. Setting out a dystopian worst Case Scenario future. He said that society could lose all control over ai, preventing it from being switched off ever though he did caveat that he was generally optimistic about its potential. Well, okay, we also potential. Well, okay, we also heard a lot about bio weapons and them falling into the hands of terrorists. And as all dying of terrorists. And as all dying of smallpox and stuff. So, you know , after the threats and know, after the threats and risks speech from our Prime Minister, im not quite sure youll manage to spin this one. Or will you, aiden, thats where youre wrong. I think this is astoundingly good news. And i also dont understand why somebody like richard would be Richard Rishi sunak would be against mean, surely against this. I mean, surely he would be totally favour of would be totally in favour of people more robotic , people sounding more robotic, especially theyre sound as especially when theyre sound as robotic. Does, course. Robotic. As he does, of course. And look at the actual and if you look at the actual summit itself, i mean, its interesting note rishi interesting to note that rishi sunak himself isnt actually going going. Going joe biden isnt going. Justin isnt going. Justin trudeau isnt going. President isnt going. So president macron isnt going. So next time you hear politicians talk about a summit for nothing culture this is exactly what culture and this is exactly what theyre talking about, i think this is a fantastic idea. And if this is a fantastic idea. And if given the option of , this is a fantastic idea. And if given the option of, i might be tempted to say , may i . Tempted to say, may i . Oh, great. Oh, great. Yeah. The general thing that ive got in my. Yeah, well done. Ive got in my. Yeah, well done. All right, fine, fine. Im not all right, fine, fine. Im not sure about that. I mean, you sure about that. I mean, you have spun it, okay . I mean, do you buy any of that . Do you think . Do i . I love it. Yeah do i . I love it. Yeah um, yes , i do buy it. Thanks um, yes, i do buy it. Thanks very much. I buy. I buy aidans may i, i, i theres lots of things. Its like you know, decision making. I its like you know, decision making. I could its like you know, decision making. I could help me its like you know, decision making. I could help me. Im so indecisive. Dont know what to wear. Dont know what to eat. Dont know. You know, i could do all that for it. Could do all of that for you. Could do all of that for you. Produce perfect partner produce your perfect partner eventually. This. I want eventually. I want this. I want blue eyes. I want dark hair. I want six foot tall genetic profile , isnt it . Look, profile, isnt it . Well, look, you never know whats going to happen. You never know whats going to ha| i en. Realise that you i didnt realise that you were already. Look , here go. I look, here we go. I look, here we go. Can happen . I look, here we go. Taking an happen . I look, here we go. Taking over . pen . I look, here we go. Taking over . Yeah, they are. Weve accept it. Weve got to accept it. We created this problem anyway. Right up. Next. Up next, airfares again airfares are due to rise again as uk Aviation Authority has as the uk Aviation Authority has upped the cost that Airlines Must pay to fund air traffic control. Each plane will have to control. Each plane will have to pay control. Each plane will have to pay an additional £17 a journey. With the cost rising from £47 to £64 per aircraft. Airlines have said the increases cannot be justified, given the recent disruption. So as to good luck spending this one. Okay, so airfares are going up. Im with Stanley Johnson. I think we need to put the prices up way more than £17, seven, £13. Thats not very much, is it . I think we need to put the pnces . I think we need to put the prices up way more. I think we need to stop selling cheap flights. Need less flights. I think we need less flights, less people, less queues , better for the queues, better for the environment. So i queues, better for the environment. So i think we should put the prices up way more than the £17. Okay. So your spin it is, okay. So your spin on it is, is basically this is good news for the environment. Fewer people are to going be able to afford to go on holiday and therefore, were going to be putting pollution out. Its putting less pollution out. Its a similar argument be a very similar argument to be fair to. Youve think of also, youve got to think of the less people get the benefits of less people get skin theyre not going skin cancer if theyre not going away so much. We wont age as quickly. You know , the sun wont quickly. You know, the sun wont damage our skin. We will save so much money. Our our pets , our much money. Our our pets, our dogs wont be going into kennels i they wont miss you. They wont miss you. Exactly. Theres lots yeah, exactly. Theres lots of benefits to this. Is good. This is good. This is good. So leathery moly people so less leathery moly people with dogs. With winging dogs. We get skin cancer in this country. Dont joke. Bring it down. Dont bring it down. Dont bring it down. All right, were spinning it. All right, were spinning it. Youre obviously a man who shies away from a tan. Yeah, im. Im a bit fed up with. With aviation. The industry at the moment, my friend, is recently took an airline to court because they misplaced his luggage. He lost his case. Oh my god. Lost his case. Oh my god. All right. All right. He doesnt get the prize. No he doesnt get the prize. But you did a very good job of that. So well done. Well done. Well done. Now, finally, a sheep marooned on sheep spotted marooned on a beach at the of a steep beach at the bottom of a steep slope been dubbed britains slope has been dubbed britains loneliest the ewe was loneliest sheep. The ewe was first spotted by kayaker jill turner year, thinking the turner last year, thinking the sheep would make its way back up to the flock. Well, she was very surprised and concerned find surprised and concerned to find that animal was still that the same animal was still on beach. Recent trip. On the beach. On a recent trip. It apparently bleated out to her fellow kayakers. Oh, yeah. This fellow kayakers. Oh, yeah. This is this is tragic. Thats the sheep there. If youre watching us on tv or watching us online, its an incredibly overgrown sheep. Francine, how on earth can you spin this as a good news story . Well, jill did say this sheep looked very sad. So if i saw the looked very sad. So if i saw the sheep, id say shira up accidents will happen. Um, but, accidents will happen. Um, but, you know, maybe this. Do we know if this sheep is male or female . Was you . So its a female . Yeah. Yeah. Well, obviously , she yeah. Well, obviously, she wants to be on her own. Shes sick of the herd of sheep with her. Shes enjoying her own time. And maybe theres a secret passageway that she can get up because obviously, in winter , because obviously, in winter, theyre. Theyre grazers. So theyre. Theyre grazers. So they need to, you know, theyve got food it comes to got no food when it comes to winter. Maybe this sheep winter. So maybe this sheep knows get up. But when knows how to get up. But when she with its she sees the farmer with its shears , she legs back down shears, she legs it back down and shes happy. Shes happy. Shes happy. Shes happy. Shes happy. She doesnt want she wants to be left alone. Maybe shes happy. I mean, i think youve done quite a good think youve done a quite a good job spinning is job of that. Yeah. Spinning is undoubtedly incrediblytragic undoubtedly an incredibly tragic story poor, lonely story about this poor, lonely sheep. I just say, when i sheep. Can i just say, when i covered this story on my three till and got an email till six show and i got an email in someone who said , why in from someone who said, why isnt gb news going and getting this sheep . So well , sorry, this sheep . So well, sorry, i dont know. Im here. I dont know what you want me to do, but there we go. I think youve done a good job. I think we are very nearly up on the break, actually. Thank you very actually. So thank you very much. Was a cracking spin much. It was a cracking spin room, that must say. So before room, that i must say. So before we to go, our separate we decide to go, our separate ways advert ive ways for the advert break, ive got segment you. Well, got a new segment for you. Well, know, segment we know, its the same segment we do every week, actually. Its called and called fake news friday. And this week, unsuspecting passers by with by were confronted with the terrifying speaking terrifying prospect of speaking to me important issues of to me about important issues of the day. So this week, i decided to ask Great British public to ask the Great British public all about some fake advice that is apparently being given by the met police ahead of this years halloween. Okay take a look. Trick or treating, halloween. Its nearly happening. Okay. Its nearly happening. Okay. Apparently, the met police have been told that if a child gets to scared by someone that it could be a hate crime. How do you feel about that . Thats ridiculous. Really thats ridiculous. Really a childs going to get scared, isnt she . So halloween is supposed to scare kids if some of the kids are too sensitive for that, then its the parents decision to keep them away from it. A hate crime . I think its quite ridiculous for be called a hate for it to be called a hate crime. Was this introduced . Crime. When was this introduced . Absolutely not. And im not happy with the whole thing, the whole sort of being spooked out and ghoulish, grisly images , i and ghoulish, grisly images, i think. Dont like it. Think. I dont like it. Ridiculous. Yes. I have no ridiculous. Yes. I have no words. I cant really i cant really why. Why would really explain why. Why would they do that . Whats their reasoning behind, say, scar kids for life, halloween scar, kids for life, halloween scar, kids for life . I i think thats taking it a bit far actually. Yeah. I probably i wouldnt particularly like it but some of the masks and outfits are really scary. Scary. See it also depends on the severity of what theyre, what theyre seeing. What would you wear . An actual horrific event . Wear . An actual horrific event . Dont i dont know i dont know. I dont know how heating. How its heating. Saying like youre its just saying like youre deliberately terrifying. Children life. Children scar them for life. , yeah. Maybe thats a bit oh, yeah. Maybe thats a bit bad. I dont know. As well. Like broad statement as well. Like its specific in its not its not specific in terms of if a 13 year old scares your kid , does the 13 year old your kid, does the 13 year old get in trouble because its character building as well . Sometimes kids to be sometimes for the kids to be a scared. Yeah. I just a bit scared. Um yeah. I just like presenting them with these really weird fake scenarios where you go, well, its a bit of fake blood, all right, but then you cant shower them, can you . And they all just panic anyway, obviously that advice you . And they all just panic anyifake, bviously that advice you . And they all just panic anyifake, completelyit advice you . And they all just panic anyifake, completely made ce so was fake, completely made up. So if thinking of going if you are thinking of going trick all the kind trick or treating all the kind of lunatic wants scare of lunatic that wants to scare kids, then are fine. Kids, then both are fine. I think, actually. People think, actually. But some people really care about these really do care about these things, dont they . So aiden, i mean, you obviously dont have any kids that you know about, but how do you feel about trick or treating . Of those people who i was one of those people who actually saw my dad throw some water actually, he water on them, actually, but he thought he thought they were he thought they were jehovahs witnesses. Do witnesses. Thats why i do apologise. Its true. Apologise for that. Its true. Its true. Listen, this is back in the 80s was that was okay. No, it was. It was a different time. Trick or treating. I dont know. Speaking someone time. Trick or treating. I dont knthe speaking someone time. Trick or treating. I dont knthe week speaking someone time. Trick or treating. I dont knthe week about ng someone time. Trick or treating. I dont knthe week about it; someone time. Trick or treating. I dont knthe week about it andsomeone time. Trick or treating. I dont knthe week about it and they one in the week about it and they said it was almost like it was almost like begging. Feel. Almost like begging. So i feel. Is feel . Is that what you feel . Thats exactly what i feel, yes. Mean, ive done it with yes. I mean, ive done it with the not liked it the kids, but ive not liked it because i feel like begging because i feel like its begging for. Peoples for. Yeah knocking on peoples doors. Begging if doors. Its not begging if theyre it . Theyre giving it away, is it . Not be. Might not be. Might not be. Comfortable with it im not comfortable with it and dont people knocking and i dont like people knocking on my door. No. As a diabetic, i dont have massive fun size have a massive stock of fun size snickers anyway, its have a massive stock of fun size srbiters anyway, its have a massive stock of fun size sr bit ers harmless its have a massive stock of fun size srbiters harmless fun. Its a bit of harmless fun. Trick or treating. Just its trick or treating. Just a thing. Sons 13. Its trick or treating. Just a thing. Sons13. Hes a funny thing. My sons13. Hes been invited to my daughter , been invited to my daughter, whos nearly her halloween whos nearly 18. Her Halloween Party tomorrow. And they were saying, youve to get saying, youve got to get a costume. I heard them costume. And i heard them getting the on amazon getting the costume on amazon and a banana. And hes going as a banana. Okay. So there you go. Thats the trick the modern day trick or treating. Thats you can treating. Thats all you can become an inanimate object. You can come as a banana. Like that. Fair enough. I like that. Fair enough. Fair play to him. Yeah, well, there you all okay. There you go. All right. Okay. So still to come as so loads more still to come as we are, 9 00, including we now are, 9 00, including words me totally words fail me are totally revolutionary words words fail me are totally revoliwhich y words words fail me are totally revoliwhich is words words fail me are totally revoliwhich is certain words words fail me are totally revoliwhich is certain tonrds words fail me are totally revoliwhich is certain to sweep quiz, which is certain to sweep the board of the baftas and round your part we deep round your part where we deep dive into the very best of local news. Weve got some corkers this week. Local news is just always the we might be always the best. We might be coming town or a village or coming to a town or a village or a you. But next i a hamlet near you. But next i will be joined real life will be joined by a real life witch. Patrick christys gb news, britains news channel. Attack because he joined his with his brothers swimming earlier on gb news radio. Earlier on gb news radio. Welcome back. Youre watching or listening to me. Patrick christys on gb news now still to come tonight, my panel will test their wits on our brilliant total original missing words quiz. But total original missing words quiz. But first, its time for a very special guest on the show , very special guest on the show, a very special guest this evening. Joining me right here in the studio come all the way from coventry, by the way. So gone to a load of effort now, she that she has been she says, is that she has been an eclectic which from the age of 15 years old she even claims that the great mother tasked her to set up a coven called the coven of gaia. Yeah, were going coven of gaia. Yeah, were going to find out all about this, obviously, in light of halloween. It got me thinking about quite what would you say . Spooky things , maybe. Julie spooky things, maybe. Julie aspinall. Thank you for joining me. Look, ive got ive got so many okay . So youre many questions, okay . So youre a witch. I am, right . You dont look very witchy. No, because theres witches everywhere. Theres witches everywhere. I would probably say in this room , at least two people are room, at least two people are witches. Witches. Whos that then . Well i would say in this room, theres probably two of us that are witches. Witches. Were everywhere. We walk amongst everybody. Now thats joking, but. Okay, hard to tell. Ill be honest with you. Good grief. Ill be honest with you. Good grief. Right. Ill be honest with you. Good grief. Right. Okay, fine. Grief. Right. Okay, fine. I wonder where this was going for a second. So what makes you a witch . What else . Be a witch . No what else . Be a witch . No male. We have lots of male witches. Ive got three. Four male what male witches in my coven. What makes you a witch . Well what does so, to all does it mean . So, to all a witch, to different people, is different things. Its the ability to manifest what you want in life. If its having ability to manifest what you want in life. If its having a good intuition , its being good intuition, its being connected to nature. Okay . Its connected to nature. Okay . Its messing with the universe. Yeah. Changein messing with the universe. Yeah. Change in energies to manipulate what you want. But how do you do that . How do you manipulate the universe . Well, lots of ways. So ill do a spell. I might do a bay leaf spell or ill. The main way to do it is to focus. So you must believe. So if you believe must believe. So if you believe something is going to happen , it something is going to happen, it will happen right . Good or bad. Okay so you see people who get nervous about something. Somethings going to happen or you see those people in life that always think something bad is to happen and it always is going to happen and it always does, it . And you does, doesnt it . Yeah. And you see happy people who see those very happy people who all think all the good things are to happen what are to going happen and what happens . Things. Yeah, happens . Good things. Yeah, exactly. Are manifesting exactly. So they are manifesting their own. Last night i thought, their own. Last night i thought , gosh, last night i thought, gosh, bofis last night i thought, gosh, Boris Johnson should join gb news dance. Johnson should join news dance. Johnson should join gb news boom this morning. Wow. Ive got a message. Oh, were going to end ours here. But anyway, i wont drag you down that rabbit hole. Okay. Why do you the have a bit you think the witches have a bit of stigma sometimes. Of a stigma sometimes. Theyve had a stigma so theyve had a stigma for hundreds the hundreds of years. And the reason is, youre not going reason is, and youre not going to answer, but its to like the answer, but its men, and church men, right . And the church and the. Because the religions, because. Because we witches werent witches. How we witches werent witches. How we are witches now. Before they were the wise women in the towns. So they were the ones who helped birth the children. Even helped birth the children. Even if you were ill, there was no doctors. You would go to the doctors. You would go to the wise woman to get herbs to get better. Yeah. So and men didnt better. Yeah. So and men didnt like that because thats independent, powerful women. And for the last 1500 years, women have been pushed down, havent they . Before for our ancestors , they . Before for our ancestors, 2000 years ago plus women were. 2000 years ago plus women were. Okay. Can i give you an example . Yeah the druids. The last stronghold. When the romans came, was in anglesey and do you know who were the front fighters . Who was the first line of defence . No, the females. Really . Yes classic. Yes, thats always. Why ive thought, you know, ive always thought, you know, ive always thought like if me and my fiance, like if someone broke into our flat, ive got this idea about, you know, ill be there. Probably hide there. No, i probably hide behind yeah. Id be like behind her. Yeah. Id be like the yeah. Behind her. Yeah. Id be like the actually yeah. Behind her. Yeah. Id be like the actually they yeah. Behind her. Yeah. Id be like the actually they were. Behind her. Yeah. Id be like the actually they were druids. Actually they were druids. They druids. They were female druids. I dont know. I mean, is so i dont know. I mean, is there. Is there any chance you could do. I dont know, some kind spell now . Or does kind of spell now . Or does it not work . Like. It doesnt not work . Like. No it doesnt work that. Oh, work like that. Oh, no. I would. I need well, i would. I would need to right. And im to be focussed. Right. And im not im quite nervous not focussed. Im quite nervous because im not usually. Plus you youre really you know, youre doing really well. Need to be very well. So i would need to be very focussed. Right. Okay. Focussed. Right. Okay. Can you is it might be a stupid question. Can you like talk to dead things . Talk to the dead and things . Someone coming, so weve got someone coming, which halloween , which is which is our halloween, which is our biggest festival the year our biggest festival of the year and that is now the veil towards the, the, the veil between this world and the other world is its thinnest. So on halloween, there is so there is on halloween stuff happens for you. Yeah. Well we will do so what we will do we will hold your dumb supper at hand because we revere our ancestors and we want to show that we think about them and we miss them. We will hold a supper and. And we will set a place for our ancestors. So ill have a seat that will be empty. And therell be a photograph of one of my ancestors and theyll be served food. And we will all sit inside. Are you born with this . Did you. Did you realise that you till i was 15. What happened . Do till i was 15. What happened . Do iask . Well, i could manifest things. So if i was out and i saw somebody i liked, i thought i would like them as my boyfriend and they would come over and out. Right . Or i over and ask me out. Right . Or i would like, a saturday would like, i need a saturday job and i would get a saturday job. About 19 job. Wasnt until i was about 19 when realised that i was doing when i realised that i was doing it. I when i realised that i was doing it. I actually when i realised that i was doing it. I actually thought it was it. I actually thought it was a special child of god. At the time, but realised that actually i manifested everything myself. You dont think you might have just been better looking than any other woman in the room . I was right. I was not right. I was not right. Okay. No. Em no. Well. Well, can all right. Well. Well, can i just a massive thank you for just say a massive thank you for coming in for i think, you coming in and for i think, you know, to smash know, doing a fair bit to smash the stigma witches. Yeah. The stigma of witches. Yeah. Bringing normality back im bringing normality back to witches. Are . You certainly are. You are . You certainly are. And can just ask as well, when and can i just ask as well, when youre not. When youre not . Um. Well i dont i was going well i dont know. I was going to youre witch, to say, when youre not a witch, i youre a witch. I suppose youre always a witch. I suppose youre always a witch. I am. But what else do you do . Security dogs for i train security dogs for them work with their dog them to work with their dog handlers. I the handler them to work with their dog handlers. I the handler and handlers. I put the handler and the through the qualifying the dog through the qualifying sessions that they need to be able to in the public able to work in the Public Private sector and the public sector. Yeah, thats what i do. Sector. Yeah, thats what i do. So teach them how the so i teach them how to get the dogs to protect them. This is, ill be honest with you, that is a contrast, yes. Yeah well, there you go. Well, ill what. Thank you ill tell you what. Thank you very, really do very, very much. I really do mean. Thank you coming in mean. Thank you for coming in and effort for us and going so much effort for us and. Well i you have and. Well i hope you have a lovely halloween. And go, can lovely. And before i go, can i say very quickly, we hold i just say very quickly, we hold a twice a year the a festival twice a year for the festival for pagans and witches. And there is anyone out there and if there is anyone out there who feels that they may have an ability or they want to know more, they theyre welcome to come. Well, there you go. All right. Thank well, there you go. All right. Thank you very, very much. All right. Lovely. Thank you very, very much. All right. All lovely. Thank you very, very much. All right. All right. Lovely. Thank you very, very much. All right. All right. Okay. Ovely. Thank you very, very much. All right. All right. Okay. Nowv stuff. All right. Okay. Now well, we are going to move on to our next section, which is called round your part, which is the very best part of local news. So we start this week in durham , where the bowes museum durham, where the bowes museum has made headlines after its latest rebranding decision. The latest rebranding decision. The woke bosses there of the museum have decided to rename their annual Christmas Market it as the market in a bid to be the winter market in a bid to be more inclusive , apparently more inclusive, apparently pulling more visitors. Its not all just about christmas, is it . Bbc antiques road trip expert david harper described the museums decision as bonkers, saying it was deleting christmas delete ing christmas. Yeah, its absolutely nothing sacred, not even christmas. I mean aiden you even christmas. I mean aiden you might share some similarities with the grinch in some ways, but surely not surely not. Im absolutely a christmas person. I put decorations up in my house for the first time in 12 years last year because i thought was getting a kind thought i was getting a bit kind of not not anti christmas. I would say. But felt that i would say. But but i felt that i needed do Something Different needed to do Something Different in my life. And goodness i in my life. And goodness me, i can show you the pictures in a few weeks time. Ive few weeks time. I think ive showed to you last year. It showed them to you last year. It was i was quite outstanding, but i have around the country now have seen around the country now the have been the Christmas Markets have been replaced markets replaced with winter markets quite thats a common quite often and thats a common thing among among corporate entities ridiculous. It was ridiculous. It was ridiculous. It was ridiculous. It is ridiculous, of course. Yeah, agree. Yeah, i agree. Mean, this just a yeah. I mean, this is just a bit bit bonkers, to honest. Yeah. I mean, this is just a bit i bit bonkers, to honest. Yeah. I mean, this is just a bit i remembers, to honest. Yeah. I mean, this is just a bit i remember when honest. Yeah. I mean, this is just a bit i remember when i honest. Yeah. I mean, this is just a bit i remember when i was est. Yeah. I mean, this is just a bit i remember when i was at. I remember when i was at college, i went to america and in america they just happy in america they just said happy holidays. Was holidays. Exactly. And it was like they did everything, isnt it . Didnt really say it . Yeah, they didnt really say christmas because like, christmas because it was like, theres hanukkah and also theres thanksgiving. Theres a festive so they have festive season. So now they have like markets and. Yeah. Why is that a thing . By the way . I just i think i can understand. I can understand why they would do that. I can understand why. And i think that is more inclusive to have a winter market than winter market rather than a Christmas Market. I dont think its its not its its a bad thing. Its not its not anybody. Not hurting anybody. I mean, commercial thing, it might dont want might be we dont want to exclude anybody spending might be we dont want to excludeat nybody spending might be we dont want to excludeat oundy spending might be we dont want to excludeat our events. Spending money at our events. All right, francine, what do you think . Think its for you think . I just think its for me, christmas, me, you know, its christmas, as we as such. You we should call it. As such. You go to a Christmas Market, everything geared everything is geared up for christmas, and its called a winterval. Christmas, and its called a wintervalthink its crazy. I no, i think its crazy. I think it should stay the Christmas Market because do Christmas Market because we do things near christmas because its christmas. So we want go its christmas. So we want to go to these markets because theyre advertising christmas. Advertising as christmas. I wont probably go to a winter market, but i know its Christmas Market. I know theres going christmassy things going to be christmassy things there. No there. So for me, it makes no sense. I there. So for me, it makes no sense. I get it. And we can and we do celebrate. We do celebrate other things. You know, you see signs up, you know, happy ramadan, happy, whatever. It just seems happy, whatever. It just seems to like, well, arent to be like, well, why arent we celebrating but celebrating christmas . But anyway, remember anyway, now we all remember the story wonkiest pub, anyway, now we all remember the story we, wonkiest pub, anyway, now we all remember the story we, sadly nkiest pub, anyway, now we all remember the story we, sadly burnt pub, anyway, now we all remember the story we, sadly burnt down dont we, that sadly burnt down earlier this year. Know well , earlier this year. I know well, fear not pub goers for if you want your pub trip to be wonky in more ways than one, look no further because just down the road from the crooked house is a victorian boozer called the tilted barrel , now deemed to be tilted barrel, now deemed to be the new wonkiest pub in britain. The pub in tipton sees pool balls roll up. Hell yes. Landlady h main took over the tilted barrel in february and has said that it was bittersweet to possibly be the new britains swankiest pub. She spent the swankiest pub. She spent the last few months refurbishing the pub and has even found to keep a dance board put slanted dance board put at its slanted okay. Apparently it gives the dance team good luck. I asked, have you ever got wonky in a pub . Ive got wonky many pubs. Yeah i cant imagine. I would be walking straight after being at that bar. At the end of the day. What a great marketing ploy , what a great marketing ploy, right . Yeah. Its a weird , right . Yeah. Its a weird, wonderful. Its fallen into the ground a bit. Its like the Leaning Tower of pisa , you know, Leaning Tower of pisa, you know, people will go and just look at it because its wonky. I think its a great idea. Why not . Why not a marketing not make it into a Marketing Campaign . Yeah, you probably you campaign . Yeah, you probably you probably eight pints probably have about eight pints to straighten up. To straighten the pub up. Aid. Aid. Yeah, probably. Well, yeah, probably. Well, yeah, probably. People lean on but if enough people lean on the other then you the bar the other way, then you can it back to can probably get it back to normal. But it makes a change from british. Britains wokeist normal. But it makes a change from doesnt britains wokeist pub, doesnt it . Britains pub britains wokeist pub normally after normally what you said after a few drinks. Normally what you said after a few do nks. Normally what you said after a few do we. Normally what you said after a few do we care if its wonky . No, do we care if its wonky . No, its right. We have no clue. Anyway a bit wonky, anyway were all a bit wonky, but spinning rather but the world spinning rather than or another. But the world spinning rather tha yeah, or another. But the world spinning rather tha yeah, youve or another. But the world spinning rather tha yeah, youve got. Nr another. But the world spinning rather tha yeah, youve got. Youve|er. Yeah, youve got. Youve got an oven an excuse for falling over, havent then. An excuse for falling over, haerah, then. An excuse for falling over, haerah, you 1en. An excuse for falling over, haerah, you have i suppose. Yeah, you have i suppose. Yeah, you have i suppose. But we all remember, we all remember story the remember the story of the of somerset, dont look, somerset, dont we . Well, look, ladies gentlemen, have an ladies and gentlemen, we have an update. Okay yeah. Regular viewers to viewers and listeners to this show going some time now, show going back some time now, will remember the somerset has been found guilty actually, after he told police, i am not a, which is exactly what a would say, isnt it . Joshua hunt insisted he had not worn a suit or owned one during his trial at Bristol Magistrates Court. The self employed Lloyd Gardner stood trial at Bristol Magistrates Court as the. Over this week over incidents on may the 7th and may, the ninth this yearin the 7th and may, the ninth this year in bleadon , near weston year in bleadon, near weston super mare. Well, there you have super mare. Well, there you have it, the somerset has well and truly now been unmasked like the worst ever episode of scooby doo. Have you ever been approached by a man in latex . Francine oh, many a times. Oh, many a times. Not to. Im actually pleased theyve caught the because im driving tonight, and i do not want any by my window in traffic lights. Lights. So thats a relief for me. So thats a relief for me. But no, i think we discussed this game about a year ago. The hunt was on an interview. Him . No no, we interviewed yes, that was interviewed. We interviewed a chap called the essex who was a rival to the somerset game. He wasnt he wasnt happy with him. He thought he was giving gibbs a bad name. Oh, was. Hes rival. Oh, he was. Hes rival. Oh, he was. Hes rival. He was. He was. Oh, i yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, i was. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hes not a weston super though wasnt he . Yeah, he certainly has. Thats yeah. Thats very good actually. Yeah. Im providing the im going to be providing the 9395 im going to be providing the gags no, no. Gags here. No, no, no, no. But i mean, really this mean, this really did this really bristol really go to bristol magistrates . It really, really gets mean, i mean magistrates . It really, really gets people mean, i mean magistrates . It really, really gets people. Lean, i mean magistrates . It really, really gets people. This i mean magistrates . It really, really gets people. This is mean magistrates . It really, really gets people. This is the n scaring people. This is the thing. Well, come on. Was it really scary . Scared . Scared . Was, because was. He he was, because he was. He was Walking Around at night in like quiet somerset like a quiet somerset village. Yeah and there would people yeah and there would be people he approaching peoples windows. Id be scared. Well, he was on my. Hes got to carry a light. Hes got to carry a light. People know where he is. The only way to around this. Only way to get around this. Yeah, think he have yeah, i think he could have turned nice thing. Turned it into a nice thing. I think could have been like, turned it into a nice thing. I thinthere ould have been like, turned it into a nice thing. I thinthere goes have been like, turned it into a nice thing. I thinthere goes the, been like, turned it into a nice thing. I thinthere goes the, youln like, turned it into a nice thing. I thinthere goes the, you know . Oh, there goes the, you know . And hes doing his thing and hes just doing his thing singing but when you singing a song. But when you start shouting, singing a song. But when you star know, shouting, singing a song. But when you star know, its shouting, singing a song. But when you starknow,its problem. ing, you know, its a problem. Problem patrick well, the problem is patrick well, these these local these some of these local villages, have the low villages, you have the low lights and its a very, very difficult these difficult and they bring these problem difficult and they bring these pro som difficult and they bring these pro so they they it sounds so they do they it sounds like out of little like something out of little britain. Like the only in britain. Was he like the only in the village, in the village . Yeah. Well, thats it. But now now theyve him now now theyve got him according. But says not. According. But he says hes not. Anyway, according. But he says hes not. Anywayjto bring you a pioneering wanted to bring you a pioneering friday breaks friday night quiz, which breaks new pushes back the new ground. It pushes back the frontiers, unfortunately, frontiers, but unfortunately, we couldnt think of well well. Welcome back. You are watching or listening to me, Patrick Christies on gb news. Now its time packed friday time for our fun packed friday night quiz. Fail while night quiz. Words fail me while we present our panel with a headune we present our panel with a headline the week , we blurt headline from the week, we blurt out 1 headline from the week, we blurt out1 or headline from the week, we blurt out 1 or 2 headline from the week, we blurt out1 or 2 of words and out 1 or 2 of the words and weve a guess what they are. Weve got a guess what they are. This is obviously revolutionary stuff, gb news stuff, but before the gb news creatives collect their creatives actually collect their bonuses, we might as well run through headlines. So play through the headlines. So play along home. Lets start with along at home. Lets start with this from the times Nicola Sturgeon finally gained independence as she blank. Independence as she blank. Francine and as she she go on leaves home. She leaves home. All right. Fair enough. Kept it pretty straight there. Aiden. Ive actually seen this. Im cheating. Im sorry, but i know what it its oh, what is it . What it is. Its oh, what is it . It n0 what it is. Its oh, what is it . It no right there. We go. We go. Any any ideas . Any ideas . Trick or treats. Trick or treats. She goes trick or treating. All right, lets reveal it. Nicola sturgeon finally gains independence. Uh as she passed his driving test. That week. Oh no, no. Oh, no. Up next from stoke on trent live. So, you know, its good record breaking derek. Quote ive got the worlds heaviest blank record breaking derek. Ive got the worlds heaviest blank aiden spacehopper a space hopper. Balls, balls. Balls, balls. Similar monkey monkey. Similar monkey monkey. Similar monkey monkey. Interesting. Good stuff. Lets reveal it. Okay. And the answer . Record breaking. Derek, answer . Record breaking. Derek, ive got the worlds heaviest runner by now. Oh, nearly, nearly , nearly, nearly. And nearly, nearly, nearly. And finally, lets take a look at this from the manchester evening news. God, god , i love the news. God, god, i love the squabbling sibling who blank dunng squabbling sibling who blank during house inheritance bust up rumbled after she put a camera near the fridge. Can i just say when i was starting out, were going to bring back up bring that back up headline length of headlines, length of headlines. Ridiculous. Is. It is. Ridiculous. So it is. It is. It is. Thats a paragraph squabbling sibling who blank dunng squabbling sibling who blank during house inheritance bust up rumbled after she put up camera near fridge okay so you got vomited or vomited hyperventilated , hyperventilated hyperventilated, hyperventilated fainted and fainted. Okay so this is squabbling sibling who blanked during house inheritance bust up rumbled after she put up camera near fridge and the answer is squabbling. Sibling who put laxatives in sisters milk. Oh, during a house inheritance bust hyperventilating. Oh, right. Hyperventilating. Oh, right. Its kind of lines you were on the right kind of lines. Have you got any siblings . I have. What do you do . Stuff like that. I would never do something thats awful. Absolutely no. We all on, though. Get on all get on, though. We get on like sisters. Really like me and my sisters. Really get on. No, really. Get on. So. No, really. About this one i might what about this one i might do . Ive five sisters that. Ive got five sisters that. Ive got five sisters that. Youve got five siblings. Youve got five siblings. Ever do anything like you ever do anything like that . Think some of them might do i think some of them might do that. I think some of them might do tha seriously, not got any seriously, ive not got any brothers or sisters, which will not shock to people that not be a shock to people that im child, completely im an only child, completely spoilt. Massive ego. Thats me. Spoilt. Massive ego. Thats me. I used to go round to my mates houses brothers houses and theyd have brothers and wed be having and sisters and wed be having dinner their dinner or something with their parents thing is parents and the next thing is one them a fork like one of them gets a fork like thrown stuck in their cheek thrown and stuck in their cheek and uke and its like, its like a battleground. It looks like the somme. And then get up somme. And then i get picked up mum like, you know, do mum be like, oh, you know, do you you had brothers or you wish you had brothers or sisters . Absolutely not. It sisters . Absolutely not. No. It looks hate but sisters . Absolutely not. No. It looilook, hate but sisters . Absolutely not. No. It looilook, that hate but sisters . Absolutely not. No. It looilook, that ishate but sisters . Absolutely not. No. It looilook, that is itte but sisters . Absolutely not. No. It looilook, that is it from but sisters . Absolutely not. No. It looilook, that is it from us. But look, that is it from us. Thank very, very much. My thank you very, very much. My wonderful panel tonight. It is the glorious esther studholme, francine and aidan magee. Francine lewis and aidan magee. And to all of you wonderful viewers and listeners, the brilliant is next. Brilliant mark dolan is next. Happy friday. Hi there. Its Aidan Mcgivern here from the met office the news forecast office with the gb news forecast , further showers for , further rain or showers for many us this weekend with , further rain or showers for many gusty this weekend with , further rain or showers for many gusty winds eekend with , further rain or showers for many gusty winds around with , further rain or showers for many gusty winds around as. H , further rain or showers for many gusty winds around as well. Some gusty winds around as well. But there will be some drier and interludes, and brighter interludes, particularly central and particularly across central and southern. Now, overnight, southern parts. Now, overnight, were going to see a continuation of the showers. In fact , an continuation of the showers. In fact, an intensification of the showers some southern and showers across some southern and southwestern parts. So longer spells rain pushing into the spells of rain pushing into the south south east of england south and south east of england for with gusty for a time with gusty winds, further showery rain pushing into scotland as well as into eastern scotland as well as Northern Ireland. And in many of these places, with the ground very wet, there could be issues by dawn. Now were going to see a mild night because of the gusty wind. But in some of these central parts, Northern England into midlands, anglia , into the midlands, east anglia, a few mist patches and some colder spots. As start off colder spots. As we start off the week end, any mist or fog will lift and then brighter will lift and then some brighter skies for a time. Moving north across the country to affect parts of wales, the midlands, east anglia, parts of Northern England into the afternoon. But england into the afternoon. But therell be further persistent rain scotland could rain for eastern scotland could cause problems at times cause some problems at times this weekend and an upturn in the wet and windy weather. Then towards the southwest later on that pushes north on saturday night into Northern England, Northern Ireland and much of eastern scotland. Once again, further south, the return to sunny spells. But also some blustery showers. The showers heaviest and most frequent around southern and western coasts. We keep the showers going in the south on monday, drier, but colder in the. North on mark dolan tonight. In my opinion, labour divisions on israel are the tip of the iceberg. In my take a ten of the iceberg. In my take a ten itv and the bbc have embarrassed themselves with their coverage of the israel conflict. This news gathering isnt as easy as it looks. Weve also got it looks. Weve also got broadcasting legend nicholas owen, my top pundits, and tomorrows papers. Plus ill be responding to the massive story of the day that Boris Johnson has joined gb news. Were live from. From. Nine happy friday. One and all the weekend starts here. The home of big stories, the home of diverse opinion. Its mark dolan tonight where your feedback is all important at market gbnews. Com it is 9 00 on tv, on radio and online in the United Kingdom and across the world. This is mark dolan tonight at the conflict in israel is escalating this evening. Well bring you the latest at the top of the hour and throughout the night from our team in my big opinion, our news team in my big opinion, labour divisions on israel are the of the iceberg. If the tip of the iceberg. If starmer gets in, brace yourselves for five years of civil war. In the big story are hamas winning the pr war . Ill be speaking to a former islamic extremist and supporter of the terror group who now denounces their actions. You wont want to miss this incredible interview. Miss this incredible interview. Andy might take a ten and the bbc embarrassed