Humanitarian aid into the region, and when i met with president sisi earlier today , he president sisi earlier today, he and i had a good discussion about how the uk can provide practical assistance on the ground ensure the ground to ensure the sustainability of that aid through the crossing to the people it. People who need it. Sir keir starmer says former tory voters have put their trust and confidence in the labour party after they overturned and conservative majorities to win two by elections. The video were about to show you contains some flash photography in tamworth. Sarah edwards tamworth. Sarah edwards overturned a tory majority of more than 19,000. Meanwhile, alastair streatham took mid bedfordshire with a 20. 5 swing. Thats the largest labour by election win since. 1945. By election win since. 1945. Storm babet continues to cause major problems across the united kingdom. In suffolk, only kingdom. 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Now those watching on television can see eyewitness footage of the fire, which has reportedly consumed several homes in the area. Our eyewitness described the scene to gb news as unreal. Police scotland have closed several roads as they deal with this emergency. This is gb news emergency. This is gb news across the uk on television in your car, on digital radio, and on your Smart Speaker by saying play on your Smart Speaker by saying play gb news now its time for headliners. Headliners. Thanks, ray. Hello and welcome to headliners, your nightly run through the next days newspapers with three comedians and one of them, im leo kurson. Tonight im joined by gb news. His answer to super mario brothers , because they both brothers, because they both think theyve got special powers after eating brightly coloured mushrooms, its paul cox and lewis shaffer. How are you both doing . How are you both doing . All right, thanks, leo. How are you, mate . Yeah, not bad. Yeah, not bad. Always cringe when you say i always cringe when you say three comedians is why . Because lets be honest, were all working comedians. Were all working comedians. Were all working comedians. Were all working comedians on the circuit. Well , me circuit. Well, me and paul are working comedians. Exactly. So thats two out of three. Okay , you are funny. Okay, you are funny. Okay, you are funny. Thats the chit chat out of the way. Lets have a look at the front pages of tomorrows papers. The daily mail leads with. Two weeks ago, i was working an agency. Working in an ad agency. Now about fight for my now im about to fight for my nations survival. The telegraph has terrorist attack in uk linked to gaza. Thats the palestinian territory, not the footballer. The guardian has labour redrawing the political map, says starmer. The times has hamas frees kidnapped mother and daughter. The express leads with daughter. The express leads with angry tories say only true blue values can woo back votes and finally, the daily star has einstein chat bot humans are all auens einstein chat bot humans are all aliens and those we are front pages. Aliens and those we are front pages. Are and lets have a pages. Are and lets have a closer look at those front pages, starting with the times. Paul yes, hamas frees kidnapped mother and daughter. Now, i should just read a little part from this. Its quite non committal language, but we do know that they have been so bear that been released now. So bear that in claimed to have in mind. Hamas claimed to have released hostages , released two american hostages, according to a statement from the militant group. So pair the militant group. So the pair identified judith ronan, 59, identified as judith ronan, 59, and daughter natalie, who and her daughter natalie, who turns 18 this week. And they were kidnapped by militants this is militants in here. Im going to say they were kidnapped by terrorists october the terrorists on october the seventh. According israeli seventh. According to israeli media. So this this is good news. Lewis and i were talking about and its about this earlier, and its difficult to say its good news in grand context of things. In the grand context of things. But its of light in but i think its a of light in whats a pretty at the whats a pretty dark time at the moment so im seeing moment out there. So im seeing this news and must be this as good news and it must be a to them and their a huge relief to them and their families again , families. So yeah, once again, there is hope. I think that perhaps hamas will start releasing more and more of these hostages. Hostages. Yeah. Lewis, are you are you optimistic about that . No, i think this enters a new phase in the thing. Its the iran crisis, 1979 phase iran hostage crisis, 1979 phase where they just dribble out people occasionally. But i think people occasionally. But i think it actually it makes things worse because i think it reminds us that there might be anywhere as many as 250. Yeah israelis or jews or people there whove been captured all around the world. Theres americans like this parent and theres also brits and a lot of ukrainians. Parent and theres also brits and a lot of ukrainians. Yeah. And a lot of ukrainians. Yeah. And the fact is, is that the qataris intervened. How do the qataris intervened. How do the qataris intervened. How do the qataris know who to speak to . How do the how do they know where these people are unless the people of the of gaza are totally knowing . Yeah, i mean, i think behind the scenes, you know, diplomatic channels are open. So, you know , channels are open. So, you know, our diplomats, our secret people know their secret people to talk to. I mean, there some talk of the sas being sent in. Paul, would you remember the Iranian Embassy siege . Embassy siege . Well, thats exactly what comes to mind, doesnt it . You know, i mean, it all sounds wonderful. If it was if it was a movie, then yeah, but its not, is it . You know, you end up with dead people as well as dead hot hostages, you know . So i think negotiation is only way. No negotiation is the only way. No no, not the only way. Well, i mean, you could blow them all up, but you know, whats interesting about this is , is where is the hospital that was destroyed . Where is any news of the hospital on the front page . Well, this is interesting because, i mean, the news was really disputed about that. You know, pretty soon after it came out, obviously, hamas came out and claimed that it was an israeli airstrike and you can trust hamas. Oh, my god , those trust hamas. Oh, my god, those guys wouldnt lie about something. And the evidently something. And the bbc evidently thought that and just ran openly, ran with, you know, not hamas have said the they just ran israeli airstrike ran with israeli airstrike destroys hospital but but yeah i mean this is i guess this is a separate issue but yeah hopefully well see more hostages being released over the over the coming days and hopefully it wont be too long before theyre all back. Anyway, moving on to saturdays telegraph. Lewis, what have they got . Got in the front . This is a very interesting story and the lack lack of story and the lack of lack of information. In information. Terrorist attack in the to gaza. Asylum the uk linked to gaza. Asylum seeker suspect was arrested as fears grow over safety at weekend protests. And it says in weekend protests. And it says in the telegraph an Asylum Seeker bent on avenging deaths in gaza has carried out a suspected terrorist attack in britain. The terrorist attack in britain. The pubuc terrorist attack in britain. The public has not been told. The man who came to the uk in in 2020 that he had told the police this he had done it for quote unquote palestine. The fact is, and ive pointed this out every single time by this program, the lack of openness in this society is so i mean , i guess its okay. Is so i mean, i guess its okay. It works for britain. I guess im an american and you want to know whats going on and we want to know. And even the and even the mps are saying, the conservative mps are saying, hey, we got a right to know. We want to know whether bad things are happening, because im amazed this this was a amazed that this this was a terrorist attack in uk very terrorist attack in the uk very recently linked to gaza. And we just havent been told about it. We dont know. We dont even reading this dont even know reading this article the attack was. Article what the attack was. No, theres a part of me that really this is for really hopes this is for securing and theres securing issues. And theres a great a picture great theres a Bigger Picture were of. And were totally unaware of. And its positive reasons. But its for positive reasons. But there large part of me that there is a large part of me that fears its part of the fears its just part of the culture theyre trying culture war, and theyre trying to picked certain things to restore picked certain things being mentioned, not to stoke to restore picked certain things beirfiresentioned, not to stoke to restore picked certain things beirfires furtheri, not to stoke to restore picked certain things beirfires further because stoke to restore picked certain things beirfires further because thee any fires further because the truth is , you know, dangerous. Truth is, you know, dangerous. But thats what the reaction after any terrorist attack in the west is always like. They just jump to the west is always like. They justjump to dealing the west is always like. They just jump to dealing with the presumed backlash against it. Innocent, innocent like, oh my god, theres that amazing norm. Macdonald joke about, you know, imagine if isis detonated a nuclear bomb and killed 50 million americans, id feel appalled for the backlash against the innocent muslims. Its kind attitude just its that kind of attitude just come to life. They do also mention the bbc are going to change how they refer to hamas here. Louis, youll be happy theyre going to refer to them as prescribed as a terrorist organisation by the uk government so no, government and others. So no, its a clunky, clunky way to its all a clunky, clunky way to phrase to call them. You could just say terrorists. Yeah, because and they because the whole purpose of the attack wasnt to attack was terror. It wasnt to take any military, it wasnt taking military objectives, it wasnt taking any land. It wasnt taking any land. It wasnt to take to destroy anything. It was just to put the fear in the israeli people and the jews, which is which is what they did. They were successful in this in terror. Ill never im never going to understand this. It doesnt matter many times bbc matter how many times the bbc trying explain it, trying to try to explain it, theyre terrorists. Why cant trying to try to explain it, theycallerrorists. Why cant trying to try to explain it, theycall them s. Why cant trying to try to explain it, theycall them it . Iiihy cant trying to try to explain it, theycall them it . Ihy cant trying to try to explain it, theycall them it . I mean,t trying to try to explain it, theycall them it . I mean, we they call them it . I mean, we always take the side of the goodies over the baddies, dont always take the side of the goodes over the baddies, dont always take the side of the good imagine1e baddies, dont always take the side of the good imagine imaginees, dont always take the side of the good imagine imagine if dont always take the side of the good imagine imagine if theyd we . I imagine imagine if theyd been world war ii. Been reporting on world war ii. I do anymore. This is the young, i think this is the young, younger woke. People have younger people woke. People have this idea they have to they this idea that they have to they have whoever the have to side with whoever the oppressed. And if the oppressed people are. And if the oppressed people are. And if the oppressed happen to be oppressed people happen to be bloodthirsty terrorists, then they re bloodthirsty terrorists, then theyre going side with them theyre going to side with them anyway. But moving theres anyway. But moving on, theres another front about another story on the front about the minister considering the Prime Minister considering tax cuts, which is a phrase that tends to get bandied around before an election. Yeah, it and its like before an election. Y sunak and its like before an election. Y sunak. And its like before an election. Y sunak. Consideri like before an election. Y sunak. Consider taxe before an election. Y sunak. Consider tax cut rishi sunak. Consider tax cut for 5 million the highest for 5 million of the highest earners its just a way of earners and its just a way of cutting taxes. I think its to lower the Tax Threshold to 40 of income , which would affect of income, which would affect Something Like 5 million people, of which probably the vast majority. I guess hes thinking the vast majority of the tories. Were in the midst of a of a state of emergency. Were in a war right now. And this guy is only thinking that that these people are worried about money and yeah , i mean, im, you know, and yeah, i mean, im, you know, im sure its terrible that there are wars around the world that people the economy and how much money is taken off them tends to matter quite a lot to people , especially when it comes people, especially when it comes to elections. And this is i mean, this is almost liz truss style idea. Almost a liz truss style idea. Its nice to see some of our ideas being resurrected, people paying paying less tax because obviously stifle the obviously tax does stifle the economy. It means people have less money to spend people less money to spend and people spend money much more effectively and efficiently than than government does because than the government does because they what want to buy. They know what they want to buy. Going to happen they know what they want to buy. Is going to happen they know what they want to buy. Is there going to happen they know what they want to buy. Is there willjoing to happen they know what they want to buy. Is there will be|g to happen they know what they want to buy. Is there will be more1appen they know what they want to buy. Is there will be more money is, is there will be more money available for rich people to spend. But in a time of war, theyre going to spend it. Theyre not going to spend it. So it . But its not so why do it . But its not britain thats at. War britain thats at. War its not its i mean, you can look at me like that. Were genuinely not at war. I mean, theres a culture war. Yeah wow. I feel like ive shocked. I feel like ive shocked. Anyway, what do the guardian have in the front page . Paul the guardians a labour redrawing of the political map. This is what starmer is saying, essentially. I dont know what with red crayon, perhaps. And with a red crayon, perhaps. And this this is on the this is this is. This is on the back massive conservative back of a massive conservative majority overturned in two historic by election victories for labour. Theyre saying this double pole victory sparks comparisons with the partys march to power in 1997. Now were all around to remember 1997, and there is a similar vibe. But there was a much there was a much greater enthusiasm behind tony blair and what he had planned, what we knew with tony blair is that things could get better. Hence hence the song was we definitely know with starmer is its probably not going to get any better. What were going to and i dont know, dream had a b side so i dont know how hes to. Going know how hes to. Going i cant see people lifting their arms in the club floor to that. So i mean, to be fair, id like to see, you know , i dont like to see, you know, i dont know if i can i dont know if i can jump on board with all this enthusiasm at the moment because im not really seeing enough to suggest landslide. Im not really seeing enough to sugcourse, landslide. Im not really seeing enough to sugcourse, last landslide. Im not really seeing enough to sugcourse, last night landslide. Im not really seeing enough to sugcourse, last night wasislide. Im not really seeing enough to sugcourse, last night was great, of course, last night was great, but talk about that a bit but well talk about that a bit more. Bit bit later. More. A bit more . A bit later. Yeah however, whatever happens, id a definitive id like to see a definitive result would result because purgatory would be for me a Hung Parliament right where we go. Absolutely nowhere. I dont care who it is nowhere. I dont care who it is now. We just need a change of now. We just need a change of some kind and they need to be in control. Because if youve got. We cant do anything by committee, we certainly cant govern country committee. Govern a country by committee. Its going be do you think its going to be a Hung Parliament . Think. Do you what i think. Do you know what i think . Believe this. Think . I still believe this. Yeah, is a chance yeah, that there is a chance that labour wont get enough for a majority and you end up with a labour lib dems. I do. I labour lib dems. I do. I genuinely do. Genuinely do. You know what the comedy programme. Programme. Just covered we yeah. We have just covered we have just believe that theres anybody believe that we have just covered the biggest electoral swings from the electoral swings away from the tories and pretty much tories to labour and pretty much 80 years. Yeah. Yeah. I admire the optimism. Optimism. Anyway thats the front page is dealt with. Stay with stay with us. In part two for greater siding with hamas, tories switching to reform and cow farts. See you in reform and cow farts. See you in a yeah, okay. I think it probably is important to give a little bit more context like you were just doing there about the actual. Actual result. Welcome back to headliners. Im still leo pearson. Im still joined by the comedians. Paul cox and Lewis Schaffer kicking things off with the telegraph graph and looking at last nights by elections. It looks like the conservatives lost because they arent concerned lviv enough poll. Well this this is what it turns out to be by the looks of it. Tory voters switching to reform cost the conservatives the by election seats of mid bedfordshire and tamworth data suggest so the amount of votes picked by richard tice votes picked up by richard tice insurgent centre right party. Obviously friend of the show was bigger than labour majority in either constituency, so this means that if reform voters had either stayed at home or chosen to back the tories, labour could would have been denied one or both of its victories, which is really interesting. And you know, congratulations to the reform party. But it does make me feel rather depressed because with them, with some minor success there and it is small percentage is theyve essentially handed labour a victory and thats just that just goes to prove once and again weve just got this two party system where i fear for any party thats trying to break through and change the political paradigm for us all is never really going to succeed and theyre only ever to going do so at the expense of perhaps the sort of people that those people would vote for anyway. But i mean, louis, do you agree with because say agree with this . Because id say reform, by sort of taking reform, um, by by sort of taking these victories from, from the tories are forcing the tories to tack to their, their side and become, you know, perhaps more conservative. I, i agree with you. And, and that, that, that the tories , the tories need tories, the tories need something. They need to be on something. They need to be on one side or the other. Theyre too close to starmer. If starmer can be close to the tories, then the tories arent that far away from from anybody. And so i. I disagree with him completely. We dont know if those 1214 hundred people who voted for the reform would have voted for the regular labour party. And we dont know if that party hadnt been there, whether whether labour wouldnt have voted the way that they voted. The fact is, is that the voted. The fact is, is that the people are unhappy with the Political Parties as they are and this is maybe a wake up call for the tories. Yeah but then they could, i mean paula could lose is the sort of the broad appeal if they start becoming, you know, if they tack too far to the right and become like a conservative party from the 19805 conservative party from the 1980s when everything was great. Well, all the winners, all the winners sit in the centre. They always do. Thats how it works. Thats why corbyn got a tanking in 2019. That and the fact he thought he could fact that he thought he could reverse brexit like wally. I wouldnt trust that guy to reverse car. No. I wouldnt trust that guy to revnand car. No. I wouldnt trust that guy to revnand i car. No. I wouldnt trust that guy to revnand i thinho. I wouldnt trust that guy to revnand i think once again, this and i think once again, this proves just bad corbyn was proves just how bad corbyn was in because essentially in 2019, because essentially this god hes this is saying thank god hes gone. This is saying thank god hes gone. Theres party we gone. Theres a labour party we can now thats whats can vote for now thats whats happened know , happened here. And you know, good reform and id like good luck to reform and id like to see id to see them do to see id like to see them do better. Sunk. Better. The tories are sunk. Yeah. Because 13 years is a youve changed your change, your tune, five minutes ago. Youre saying its going to be a Hung Parliament. I mean , i be a Hung Parliament. I mean, i need two videos to show people in a years time. Need two videos to show people in a years time. Like youre in a years time. Like youre like somebody who, like, predicts the future. You can say they always get it right because you predict every possible outcome. Anyway, moving on, weve the telegraph again weve got the telegraph again and of britons see and a majority of britons see cross channel migrants as an invasion. If only, if only we invasion. If only, if only we lived in a democracy. Somebody lived in a democracy. Somebody might listen. Yeah, thats might listen. Lewis yeah, thats interesting story because more than britons than half of britons backed braverman , Braverman Suella braverman, whos one of my favourite named people in the world claim people in the world and claim that crossings are an invasion. He said this a year ago, and so finally got around to so they finally got around to asking this year whether asking people this year whether they whether they agree. Do they they whether they agree. Do they ask migrationwatch paid to have this survey done and lets lets assume its a good survey. They asked 1851 people in britain and 51 agreed it was an invasion. 51 agreed it was an invasion. So you say, well, thats half right. What the other half doesnt agree . No only 29 disagree. So its a 2 to 1 and the rest are the rest. Didnt know whether it was an invasion or not. So the people in this country are against migration. They think of it as an invasion. Theyre against illegal migration. I mean, the stats on illegal migration are quite are quite stark. So only 7 of britains the surveyed think of it as thought that illegal migration was was good for the for the country mostly good and 46. So its basically i think thats nine thats 77211 against it which is which basically as you i agree with you if it was a democracy in an open thing that that maybe maybe some party would say were to going stop this thing. I guess the problem that weve got paul and especially with a with a party like labour who have to be caring and sharing and inclusive, is that a lot of Illegal Migrants address themselves up as as Asylum Seekers and apply and theyre coached by lawyers and ngos so they know exactly what to say to claim asylum. Yeah, of course. And i think this is another example of the way language is changed and adapted to try and win the culture war from either side. So what weve been able what the what weve been able what the what the sort of left progressives have been able to do is amalgamate the word immigration in with racism. So therefore, if you are if you are in any way questioning immigration, no matter what they are doing, it is race based. So therefore, you cant have the discussion. And one thing i fear discussion. And one thing i fear with the labour party is theyre going to indulge into that further because i dont see anything the party anything about the labour party at the moment that says were going challenge this head going to challenge this head on. Yeah, not saying at yeah, theyre not saying that at all. Im not sure all. I mean, im not sure the tories done anything tories have done anything to challenge, the challenge, you know, seeing the labour sunk. So labour party are sunk. So i think theres going to think i think theres going to be parliament both be a Hung Parliament with both the conservative the labour the conservative and the labour party of the conservative and the labour parivotes. Of the votes. Yeah, i think, i think this is, this is unbelievable because yeah, i think, i think this is, tithing unbelievable because yeah, i think, i think this is, tithing aboutevable because yeah, i think, i think this is, tithing about this le because yeah, i think, i think this is, tithing about this countrste yeah, i think, i think this is, tithing about this country ,se one thing about this country, which is which is my second favourite the world favourite country in the world and after israel, after israel. Okay, third. Okay third and third. But its , its just how third. But its, its just how little the debate , how little we little the debate, how little we know about what the people because in our own bubble we all think are we all agree. Right. But the truth is his stats would show that people dont want whats happening. Yeah. They whats happening. Yeah. They dont want whats throughout the decades people anytime people have theyve said, have been asked, theyve said, no, dont. No, we dont. Dont want mass we dont want mass immigration. You know, a bit of immigration. You know, a bit of immigration. Immigration immigration control. Immigration perfectly know, perfectly great. You know, thats going to be great for the country. Know, wed love country. You know, wed love that. No, you know, that. But no, this you know, people just willy nilly people just coming willy nilly over , is anybody ever over the border, is anybody ever going anybody ever going to is anybody ever going to listen be maybe a listen . That should be maybe a t shirt something. Shirt or something. Should be the yeah. And that should be the name show they name of the game show they create reach the people. And create to reach the people. And then we just them outside create to reach the people. And thnan ne just them outside create to reach the people. And thnan immigration them outside create to reach the people. And thnan immigration hotel. Outside of an immigration hotel. Listened to. Were not listened to. Were not listened to. Weve got the moving on. Weve got the guardian now and the emissions scandal back in the news. But scandal is back in the news. But this time its cars. Paul this time its not cars. Paul its cows. Is, yeah. Its cows. Is, yeah. Ill its cows. Is, yeah. Ill tell you it is, yeah. Ill tell you what. I have to read all this. By what. I have to read all this. By way, dear viewer , and by the way, dear viewer, and youre guardian. Do youre not the guardian. Do write load of old waffle. So write a load of old waffle. So former officials the uns former officials in the uns farming wing have said they were censored, sabotaged , undermined censored, sabotaged, undermined and victimised for more than a decade after they wrote about the hugely damaging contribution of methane emissions from livestock to global heating. Global heating is not even warming anymore , so theyve warming anymore, so theyve changed the language. Its already really, really bad, and now its even worse. This is now its even worse. This is just another example. Its not just another example. Its not just another example. Its not just the guardian, its people of that ilk that just want to tell us what to do. Cows are bad. You need eat this. Do bad. You need to eat this. Do you what what they seem to you know what what they seem to forget and dont know how they forget and i dont know how they forget and i dont know how they forget must forget this because they must live world as you live in the same world as you and i do. They are an economy to maintain. If, some way maintain. If, if, if in some way this watered down slightly, this was watered down slightly, it been to protect it would have been to protect that economy within the farming sector so that it could still thrive. A people need to eat be thrive. A people need to eat be people still need to make money and that is what and people still want to eat meat. I mean, look at louis. Louis. You agree . Do you agree do you agree . Do you agree with paul scientists should with paul that scientists should lie some jobs the lie to protect some jobs in the farming sector thats similar to a dealt with the other day. Not the place of its not the place of scientists to do politics or to do economics. They should say, we dont know if this is true. This is in the guardian. Its in the mainstream media. We dont know. One, the guardian know. Number one, the guardian wants end meat wants to basically end meat production. They want us to stop eating meat. So they will be as weak and unhappy as them. You have to remember, you know, maybe there 100, 100. Know, maybe there were 100, 100. 100 million cows there were 100 million cows in back day, in america. But back in the day, there were 60 million by then. Big animals. Its Global Warming for you. Yeah well, moving got yeah well, moving on, weve got the meal now and Greta Thunberg has come out in support of hamas i isnt she worried about emissions from them burning civilians . Lewis. Anyway, greta civilians . Lewis. Anyway, Greta Thunberg deletes. I stand with gaza social media post after critics slammed stuff octopus and photograph could be viewed as antisemitic symbol. I dont know about whether its an antisemitic symbol. It might very well be. But the fact is, is that Greta Thunberg is in. That is if she had come out supporting israel, i would have been my brain would have exploded in that way. Is thatis have exploded in that way. Is that is that shes on the side of team world and weve got weve got a picture of her here and so shes holding up a sign saying stand with gaza. Shes sitting down. And theres also a circled in red, a blue octopus. Now, blue octopus. Now, interestingly, this was used. In interestingly, this was used. In a imagery proper panda to show the octopus was to show jewish people supposedly taking over the world. So shes been accused, you know, this is an anti semitic dog whistle and shes been accused of placing this octopus in there deliberately. She says its just an octopus that helps with our autism, which seems like a strange , you know, a strange strange, you know, a strange thing to put in a in a picture. Yeah. Perhaps thats what adolf hitler could have done with just a little friendly octopus to help him out of his bad anti semitic mood. Do you anti semitic mood. Do you know what mean . Dont know. What . What i mean . I dont know. What . Why do we care what she thinks . I mean, just looked like i mean, that just looked like a bad tribute band, didnt bad queen tribute band, didnt it mean, dont you think also, i mean, dont you think the that shes the fact that greta, shes supposed to stand for Climate Change global heating or change or global heating or whatever supposed call whatever were supposed to call it , but by taking a it this week, but by taking a stance on trans issues on gaza , stance on trans issues on gaza, shes alienating people that she really needs to bring on board. And this shows that its not about Climate Change at all, she doesnt care about Climate Change. Cares about being, change. She cares about being, as know, having change. She cares about being, as woke know, having change. She cares about being, as woke opinionsnow, having change. She cares about being, as woke opinions about aving these woke opinions about everything and ushering in, you know, possibly she wants to be a world leader is what she wants. But shes got she she she has autism. Nothing against anybody with. You can great with autism. You can do great things autism. But she was things with autism. But she was totally about about totally wrong about about Climate Change. Shes totally wrong about net zero and all this global boiling gaza. And shes and of course, shes going to be wrong with gaza. Okay. And, you know , shes totally and, you know, shes totally wrong. What are you laughing . Wrong. What are you laughing . No, i just love you. Well some would see some would say shes you know, shes right. Kiss me. No some would say shes right. And please dont kiss someone. Say shes right and shes bringing attention to climate but just Climate Change. But i just think, theres lot think, you know, theres a lot of would support of people who would support israel. Lot of a israel. You know, a lot of a lot of people who buy cars who, you know, want to bring know, you want to bring on board. Want do their board. You want them to do their recycling. Would push recycling. Why would you push those recycling. Why would you push tho can i Say Something . I think can i Say Something . I think its so important that in this day and age of war and were in a state of war, that people are in their silos, you have everybodys got to be agreement on every single issue. Theres no theres no little bit middle bit in the venn diagram. Theres only theres only team world silo and then theres team good guys. Silo and then theres team good guys. Team is team lewis , which guys. Team is team lewis, which is moving on. Weve got the meal now and Russian Troops in the trenches are turning to drugs. I suppose are turning to drugs. I suppose its not the biggest threat to their health. No, i guess it isnt. No paul no, i guess it isnt. No drug board in inverted drug use among board in inverted commas. Russian soldiers is allegedly rife with troops in trenches smoking the salt nana biotic. That includes that induces sorry paranoia and hallucinations. This is according to russian media. Now, the first thing that frustrated me about this is i cant see a doctor on the nhs or get a prescription , but russian prescription, but russian soldiers can get access to drugs just like that on the front line. Its incredible. Where are they buying them from . The dealers along the trench. Theyre not getting them from the no no, theyre not that the nhs . No no, theyre not that would i would be up in arms about that. Leo ortega. I mean, this is we cant really hold it against him, can you . Theyre saying theyre doing because theyre theyre doing it because theyre bored. Theyre quite bored. Id imagine theyre quite scared bored. Id imagine theyre quite scaretake away which side lets take away which side theyre on because, you know, we dont sides, do we . Like dont choose sides, do we . Like the bbc . You know, of course theyre. Theyre in theyre taking drugs. Theyre in a in a field waiting to get a hole in a field waiting to get shot yeah, id want as much shot at. Yeah, id want as much drugs could get. Drugs as i could get. Yeah. Yeah. And weve seen, i mean, drugs go war. I mean, world war go with war. I mean, world war two, the, i think they basically invented metharme fetterman to sort people during the sort of fuel people during the blitzkrieg. They wouldnt sleep for days on end. But this stuff sounds like it would make your worst soldier. Lewis theyre smoking marijuana and this Psychedelic Drug called salt that makes hallucinate. That makes you hallucinate. , i never heard of this well, i never heard of this old its whats old thing. Its whats good about older you learn about getting older is you learn about getting older is you learn about drugs you never even heard about. About this. About. I never heard about this. But 1 in 10 but it says only 1 in 10 soldiers marijuana. Soldiers smokes marijuana. Thats than your teenagers. Thats less than your teenagers. Really its not. Its nobody. Its nobody. This really its not. Its nobody. Its nobody. This is a non i hate to its a non story. Its nobody. This is a non i hatethink its a non story. Its nobody. This is a non i hatethink itss a non story. Its nobody. This is a non i hatethink its a a non story. Its nobody. This is a non i hatethink its a non n story. Its nobody. This is a non i hatethink its a non story . V. You think its a non story . The Russian Troops. The Russian Troops. The Russian Troops. Yeah, its on drugs. Its in the trenches. Its a mug. The trenches. Its a mug. Mead. Yeah a total nonsense. Mead. Yeah a total nonsense. Lucy loose 88, made this mug for me. Its available at my website. Lewis schaffer. Co. Uk. Okay. I think that brings us some sort of rule about advertising. But anyway, were at the half way point. Dont go to sleep way point. But dont go to sleep just up, got just yet. Coming up, weve got cynthia drugs kids, cynthia stick drugs for kids, a barbie band and Anthony Joshuas toughest fight yet. Hes going toughest fight yet. Hes going to spend some time in his own. Radio. Welcome back to headliners. Welcome back to headliners. Weve got the mail now with a warning about a new synthetic drug being sold to kids. Is it called cake . Lewis it is called cake. And anybody who watches tv knows what cake is. I think if what cake is. I think if i remember, i didnt check this out, but it is a synthetic weed that claims to give a high without anxiety is being marketed to kids and poisoning thousands per year. Doctors warn andits thousands per year. Doctors warn and its this thing called delta eight thc, which is the delta nine, thc is the stuff that actually works. The delta eight, they say, doesnt work and its legal at and theyre saying that its being that its being made cheap and brightly coloured, which is which is being synthesised. Synthesised. Its not coming from a plant. This is being created in a lab, paul this is being created in a lab, paul, which you know, its almost like robocop two. That was the plot line to that. You dont need to make drugs attractive kids. You know, attractive to kids. You know, they attractive to they werent attractive to us when there was when we were kids, but there was still rather Still Available and rather yummy. , i dont mean yummy. I mean, i dont mean that, by the way. I dont mean take back. My mums take that back. My mums watching. What most watching. Thats what im most concerned watching. Thats what im most concernenyou have an earring well, you have an earring hole, dude. Can you see that . Its not related to story. Related to this story. Paul has an earring hole. He wasnt always this mannered wasnt always this mild mannered middle a pirate . Were you a pirate . Were you a pirate . Yeah. Were you a pirate . No,1. Were you a pirate . No, its kansas state no, its just a kansas state kid in the 90s, which is the same thing. I think they called it. Look at the things that they it. Look at the things that they called these things. The delta eight and edibles. Eight vape pens and edibles. Yummy routinely packaged in yummy are routinely packaged in vibrant hued baggies. And vibrant hued baggies. And cartons with splashy names like cake cloud eight and caviar cake. Yeah. Yeah yeah. I was doing a cake. I was doing a brass reference. You know, the made a synthetic, a metal based herbal drug. Yeah. They called one of the caviar. What kids are they trying to know about that . Hes making a very interesting yes interesting point. Yes about brass. About brass. I about brass. And it was i about brass. I and it was called i pointed that out called cake. I pointed that out in first little no no. Those em those come to life. Those come to life. Now its come to life. Yeah. Now its come to life. Its cake is. Its cake that. Whats name. The whats his name. Whats the quys whats his name. Whats the guys name. The brilliant chris mars. Morris. Guys name. The brilliant chris maiyeah morris. Guys name. The brilliant chris maiyeah. Morris. Guys name. The brilliant chris maiyeah. Yeah. is. Guys name. The brilliant chris maiyeah. Yeah. Itll you yeah. Yeah. Itll give you a check. Nick right. You. If you. If you. Yeah. And course actually yeah. And of course actually the brass led to questions being being asked in parliament by david amess, who is actually, sadly, later murdered by a terrorist. Terrorist. And it all ties back. And it all ties back. Yeah. So, yeah, a bit of a circular theme there. The circular theme there. The telegraph now staying with the drug theme as a tv show is accused of glamorising the gangster lifestyle. So surely gangster lifestyle. So surely all shows about gangsters glamorise the lifestyle. Paul its not like anybody watched scarface thought, well, scarface and thought, well, that looks exactly. Looks dull. Yeah, exactly. I mean, top boy, top boy, which is something i havent seen, the but ive seen seen, by the way, but ive seen clips of it. Top boy glamorises drug dealing claims britains top county lines. Police officer. So the characters are depicted as having access to vast amounts of money and luxury cars, which does sound excellent, lets be honest. But i dont know what they want. The creators to do. I mean, are they supposed to make policing fun . Is that idea . Policing fun . Is that the idea . Are we supposed tv are we supposed to watch tv like the but wrong . I dont the bill but gone wrong . I dont know. I mean, what do Police Officers do other than dance to the . The macarena . The programmes on is on and the programmes on is on netflix. So its not like on the bbc where in theory they could tell them, take it off the air. So the people but basically so let the people but basically deep down in this the idea deep down in this is the idea that that there should be censorship. Yeah. And the police officer, commander paul brogden, says that far from being glamorous, the reality drug dealing is the reality of drug dealing is dangerous, violent and exploitative. Those are all glamorous words. Thats what glamour is. Basically, when youre a teenager. Glamour is. Basically, when youre a teenager. Yeah, glamour is. Basically, when youre a teenager. Yeah, i think theyve misread the situation here. Yeah. All the things that you know, like, know, going you know, like, you know, going back billy the and back to billy the kid and everything, always been dangen its always james cagney , you its always james cagney, you know, tonnes of films that have always been about crime and theyve always said, we cant make about crime. Scarlet make it about crime. Scarlet street. Do you ever see street. Yeah do you ever see that movie . No idea what youre talking about. An obscure one. Its an obscure one. Its an obscure one. One of the talkies or was it one of the talkies or was before . Was it one of the talkies or was it before . Was it one of the talkies or was it was. Re . It was. It was. No, it was in made in the no, it was in the made in the 40s. No, it was in the made in the 405. It no, it was in the made in the 40s. It was film noir made 40s. But it was film noir made by a german. I think it was. Fritz it. Oh really . Yeah. He just made up a german name. Theres maybe or 2 people listening. Sticking with filmmaking. Weve now and the weve got the times now and the Hollywood Union has hollywood actors union has banned this banned film costumes this halloween. Guess youre going banned film costumes this hahaveeen. Guess youre going banned film costumes this ha have to. Guess youre going banned film costumes this ha have to. Gasess youre going banned film costumes this ha have to. Gasesssexy re going banned film costumes this ha have to. Gasesssexy cat|oing to have to go as a sexy cat again. Louis yeah. This isnt the times that it says barbie Halloween Costume banned on banned for hollywood actors on strike. I dont know if its banned, but sag after which is the im not a member of the union. Im not a member of that union. Im a member of bectu in this country, so i dont know if i can cross a picket line really, because ive got film work up. Picket line really, because ive gotwell, work up. Picket line really, because ive got well, youre up. Picket line really, because ive gotwell, youre already . Picket line really, because ive gotwell, youre already here. Well, youre already here. Well, youre already here. Im here anyway. It yeah. So im here anyway. It says told its 100 and says it told its 100 and roughly 160,000 members that dressing as popular film and Television Characters is owned by struck companies is prohibited. And i couldnt figure out what the reason was. Figure out what the reason was. And the reason im guessing the reason was you dont want to give them any publicity. Me give them any publicity. Me yeah, its kind of it would come under promoter the films under promoter ing the films typically. And so didnt you typically. And so, so didnt you point out something one of the. Yeah. So Ryan Reynolds here he said something quite amusing actually. He said i look fonnard to screaming at eight to screaming scab at my eight year all night. Shes not year old. All night. Shes not in the union, but she needs to learn. And i thought, you know learn. And i thought, you know what . I dont know if i can say anything funnier than i anything funnier than that. I didnt even know hollywood was still honest, ryan still going, if im honest, ryan was stand up. Was he a stand up right . I dont know. No. Is he too good looking to be a stand up, good looking people stand up people should not do stand up comedy. Ugly people. Comedy. Its for ugly people. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. For yourself. Ill you speak for yourself. Ill speak for you. Nice see some its nice to see some. Some scottish moving on. Scottish parenting moving on. Weve got the telegraph with some might you some news that might keep you awake in insomnia can awake at night in insomnia can cause paul apparently. Analysis of more than 7000 brits are quite a large survey sample with an average age of 65 found that consists mostly sleeping for five hours or less. More than doubled the risk of developing depression. It doesnt seem to matter what the survey question is. The answer survey question is. The answer always seems to be it will make you depressed. Its not enough sleep too much sleep , not enough sleep too much sleep, not enough sex. Weirdly not too much sex, but its all depressed thing. So they need to stop surveys. They they need to stop surveys. They just stop asking people questions. They wont tell you questions. They wont tell you that theyre depressed and we can just get on with being worried about other stuff. And this story could be it could a coral story, which is could be a coral story, which is correlation Association Relationship or link to lewis. Youve got to stop going to the psychotherapist. Yeah and yeah. Well, carl is a famous psychotherapist, carl jung. And is that what you meant . No , no. This is the sort of no, no. This is the sort of stuff that psychic psychotherapists come up with to justify charging £80 an hour. Yes. Yes. Yes. No, i dont think its the reason. No so what was your i think what theyre saying is, is its people who dont sleep are depressed. Maybe they got a reason for not sleeping. Theyre us. Oh, theyre watching us. So, yeah, so its not its not causation. Its correlation. Causation. Its correlation. Happy people can go to sleep. I cant sleep. Ive a guilty i cant sleep. Ive got a guilty conscience. Know what conscience. You know what i mean . Of of mean . Its like, of course, of course im depressed because im not sleeping because. So thats what association its what the association is. Its not like its not like they kept people awake for two weeks and then asked them, are they happy at the end . Which you know, which they would have been depressed because theyd been up for theres no way for two weeks. So theres no way you do study this. You can do a study like this. Moving on, weve yeah, well, moving on, weve got meal and Anthony Joshua got the meal and Anthony Joshua is going to spend four days with nobody but himself company. Nobody but himself for company. I think is the first time i think this is the first time ive sorry for him. Ive ever felt sorry for him. Louis. F wm yeah, well, this is an interesting story because is interesting story because it is the story story that the most non story story that weve ever had. Anthony joshua splashes 2000 to spend four splashes out 2000 to spend four days elianne in pitch on days in elianne in a pitch on alone a pitch black room for alone in a pitch black room for him to work on him. And he did it. He did it. And he worked on himself and he had lots to think about. Was all right. But about. And it was all right. But then we find out, a he had access to a light switch. Hes basically put in a room with a light that have been light on that could have been on. He had he had to have eyes. They gave him eye shades because because pitch black. Because it wasnt pitch black. What do you need . Eye shades in a pitch black pitch room. A pitch black pitch black room. This could have been home. It could here could have been here in the studio where, ones studio where, like, no ones paying studio where, like, no ones paying attention to us. You paying any attention to us. You know, i i mean, imagine know, ijust. I mean, imagine spending grand turn the spending two grand to turn the electric off because thats essentially what hes done here. They must have seen him coming or not because he had the mask on. But i mean, what a mug. I mean, basically, i mean, you know what . Im only joking, josh, hes if hes outside now, im only joking hero for this. Yeah, hes. Yeah, hes a living legend. And all that sort of stuff because hes massive, but it. Is. This total it. This is. This is a total this is total non story. Its this is a total non story. Its absolutely ridiculous. He just paid escape his missus paid £2,000 to escape his missus and everything else. And everything else. And i was amazed to see that people do this, this darkness experience, which there was a horrific there was a movie called altered states in the 19 90805, called altered states in the 19 9080s, and it was all about or maybe late in the 1980s. It was the 80s and it was all about that. It was all about how about that. It was all about how a guy, how william hurt went into tank into a sensory deprivation tank and started hallucinating. It and started hallucinating. It was a drug movie was basically a drug movie without drugs. I see. Well coming up in the final section, weve got the right way to make beans on toast and a nudist thrown out of wetherspoons. I think its our wetherspoons. I think its our most british ever. See welcome back to the final section of headliners. Weve got the eye now in this section. And Giorgia Meloni, the italian Prime Minister known for being hard, right. But she didnt like seeing her partner secretly filmed getting hard right, paul . Italian pm Giorgia Meloni leaves journalists partner after his affair. Affair. Threesome comments. Leo so threesome comments. Leo so her partner, apparently a journalist, called. Um. Here we journalist, called. Um. Here we go. Oh yes. Go bruno. Guilherme go. Oh yes. Go bruno. Guilherme bruno. He is heard asking bruno. He is heard asking whether he can touch his package, which im assuming was not amazon related. Um. Well, not amazon related. Um. Well, speaking to someone and asking her if she was single and inviting her to take part in a threesome, i mean, its political madness gone wrong, isnt it . Leo . You cant even touch yourself whilst asking a colleague if shed like a friendly threesome anymore. I love the way that she breaks up with him here. I dont know if she spoke to him in person, but she spoke to him in person, but she just puts out. She just puts out a memo essentially saying i thank splendid years thank him for our splendid years we yeah thats we spent together. Yeah thats like, see later, mate. Like, yeah. See you later, mate. Beat like, yeah. See you later, mate. Beeand the child as yeah. And the child as well. Yeah. Because she doesnt seem like the sort woman her the sort of woman who mince her words know , suffers words or, you know, suffers fools no she doesnt. But at the same time , i but at the same time, i think. I think he i mean, im not going to say what he did was wasnt bad, but it seems like she used this as an opportunity to dump the guy. I mean, he was. It was yeah, i mean, he was. It was propositioning colleagues for. For threesome asking them to for threesome and asking them to touch i mean thats touch him. Yeah i mean thats quite im glad. Quite i mean, im glad. That doesnt happen here. Very jafarian certainly not tonight anyway. I dont know. Could you could do worse than than i could do better anyway , the point is you better anyway, the point is you could do. No better anyway, the point is you could do. N0 is it. Is it . Hes asking. Maybe he wants to bring his. He says want i his. He says i want you to. I want you to make my wife happy. Maybe doing. Maybe thats what he was doing. Oh wasnt like oh maybe it wasnt like threesome him and two other women. Maybe it was him. And this because knows this other girl because he knows his into that. Shes his wife is into that. Shes italian. Very. But randy his wife is into that. Shes iirandy, very. But randy his wife is into that. Shes iirandy, the very. But randy his wife is into that. Shes iirandy, the wordry. But randy his wife is into that. Shes iirandy, the word we but randy his wife is into that. Shes iirandy, the word we dontmdy his wife is into that. Shes iirandy, the word we dont get. Randy, the word we dont get to hear enough on British Television anyway , moving on. Television anyway, moving on. Weve got the meal now and whatsapp us all pretend whatsapp will let us all pretend were impossible. Whatsapp will let us all pretend were yeah impossible. Whatsapp will let us all pretend were yeah. Impossible. Louis yeah. Whatsapp will soon let self destruct. Voice notes self destruct. Voice notes vanish straight after theyve been played. I dont know why this is. This is remember that whatsapp is owned by meta , which whatsapp is owned by meta, which is facebook, which is zuckerberg. And theyre under tremendous pressure not to have the whatsapp. Mccall it not to have the end to encrypting. And the end to end encrypting. And so could be a way so possibly this could be a way basically this is snapchat it wasnt snapchat didnt didnt snapchat disappearing messages got disappearing messages so i dont know how old snapchat is, but i think snapchat is like five, ten, snapchat is kind five, ten, ten, snapchat is kind of disappeared now. Of disappeared now. I think its the my daughter use it. The kids use it. You know, mean, aimed at know, i mean, its aimed at kids, isnt it . Would you kids, isnt it . Why would you want for want disappearing messages for kids . So this is kids . I dont know. So this is probably stuff going probably dodgy stuff going on there. Sorry , there. But just a big sorry, never apologise. Not for being yourself, mate. Yeah, well, you should apologise for some things. Yeah. Not specific thing. No, i just think this is a bit of Public Relations. I could see press saying, see the press office saying, well, get. How can well, how could we get. How can well, how could we get. How can we get whatsapp in the news . Well, make announcement. Well, just make an announcement. They send out a they send out press then it gets press release and then it gets printed. Will lot of printed. It will be a lot of fun, though, wont there . The messages you imagine the messages will send another when we get send to one another when we get access to knowing can access to this knowing they can go our and ears. Except that can because you can make a nice little copy of it. Photograph. It. You can photograph. Well, this is the thing. It says here, you in any says in here, you cant in any way fonnard or you could way fonnard it or you could record you could record it on a device. You could get one. Yeah, get another one. Yeah, yeah. A good but ill say good point. But ill just say them to them straight to you. You do a screenshot of it. I didnt check that. You cant do a screenshot no, you cant do a screenshot voice very voice message. Its very difficult to take a photograph of well, is a voice well, this is just a voice message. Apparently so. Oh, see. Yeah. Do you all the yeah. Do you know all the words story . I should words in the story . I should have read that. Moving on. Weve got the mail again, how again, this time revealing how a deadly have deadly pandemic could have escaped lab. I escaped from a british lab. I suppose this is one way of cutting down chinese imports, paul yeah, i mean, this does honestly, think honestly, i dont think they were they were thinking of this when they wrote but here we go. Wrote this, but here we go. Britains biosecurity britains secret biosecurity blunders including blunders revealed, including losing a genetically modified mouse and an experiment gone wrong involving a small pox like virus. So, you know , small pox. Virus. So, you know, small pox. All one word. Yeah all one word. Yeah thats because we me and lewis were talking about this earlier, and i kept saying small cox as in my name. And i didnt mean to. And i was desperate not to say on tv. Catch that virus. No, fell off it for a bit. No, i fell off it for a bit. This genetically modified mouse, do we know what it was genetically modified to do . This like its like this seems like its like teenage mutant ninja dangermouse or something. Living in a post box hes living in a post box with penfold at the moment, so i think not all bad. Mean , think its not all bad. I mean, ive often reading this stuff, i mean they basically the mean they basically say that the mail online has learned that six mean they basically say that the maiincidents1as learned that six mean they basically say that the maiincidents were arned that six mean they basically say that the maiincidents were geneticallysix Lab Incidents were genetically modified. Organisms have escaped containment in the past five years. And i wondered to myself , years. And i wondered to myself, if thats where you came from, mate. Did you escape a lab . Boo boo boo. Boo boo boo. Poor car boot. Poor car boot. Paul cox no, its. I have paul cox no, its. I have a feeling this is this is one of those stories that exists only to show that that bad things can happen from lab leaks and tie it back to wuhan to make it seem like the whole covid virus came from there, from a lab, from lab. But you dont trust scientists. So i mean , do you scientists. So i mean, do you trust scientists to carry . I dont know, a tuppennare box full of smallpox . Full of smallpox . No, i dont. No, i dont. I dont even think that smallpox basically im smallpox im basically im heading towards the belief system that, first of all, im 95 sure that viruses dont exist. And i 95 sure that viruses dont exist. And i dont think that smallpox exists. Well just in case anybody from ofcom is still up for they dont watch lewis yeah. Before you self harm, i just like to push back on that and say viruses probably do exist. Weve got the guardian now, and i didnt think people needed a recipe make on toast. Recipe to make beans on toast. Beans toast the it beans on toast is the recipe. It turns out i was wrong. Lewis yeah, well, this is this heinz, and this is this this is heinz, and this is this is another Public Relations thing. Can we get thing. Its like, how can we get heinz beans . Maybe people arent buying beans. Its now only the eighth in eighth most popular thing in this did you this country. And its did you know the five beans that know the five kidney beans that are uncooked kidney beans is ground up and eaten can kill you. Yeah, but thats if theyre uncooked. But yeah, a lot of pulses. If theyre unprepared, pulses. If theyre unprepared, theyre not soaked and stuff. They contain some that can kill you. I forgot what what it is that it contains, but it contains bad stuff. And the fact is, is that all plants, basically, except for fruits. Fruits. I knew. I knew it was going to be a nice, heartwarming british story. But no, never british story. But no, never getting salad kills you. The fact is, is that is that if you eat a can of beans, which has 400g and you have to slices of bread , lets say you have of bread, lets say you have four slices of bread, which makes it about 700 calories, which is like a meal, has almost 1009 which is like a meal, has almost 100g of carbs, which can kill you. You. Okay, we did the love go quickly , sneak this one in. Quickly, sneak this one in. Finally, weve got the mirror with the most dignified customer ive ever seen in a wetherspoons pub. Yeah nudist slams wetherspoons. After being told to leave for bending over without undennear. Okay so imagine even being in a wetherspoons in hastings for a start, because what happened here was richard collins, 67 sounds like a wrong and already said he was left unhappy after management. Asked after management. Asked after management. Asked after management at a wetherspoons tried to boot him out for accidentally exposing his bum in front of a teenage girl and her mum in hastings, which accidentally which im sure was absolutely terrifying. And harrowing. And you know, i hope they get all the therapy they need, put them off their steaks special. Anyway, the show is nearly oven anyway, the show is nearly over. So take another over. So lets take another quick saturdays front quick look at saturdays front pages mail. Leads pages of the daily mail. Leads with. Weeks ago, was with. Two weeks ago, i was working in an ad agency. Now im about to fight for my nations survival. The telegraph has survival. The telegraph has terrorist attack in uk linked to gaza. Terrorist attack in uk linked to gaza. The guardian leads with gaza. The guardian leads with labour redrawing the political map , says starmer. The times has map, says starmer. The times has hamas frees kidnapped mother and daughter. The express has angry tories say only true blue values can woo back voters. And finally , the daily star has einstein chat bot humans are all aliens and those were your front pages. And thats all we have time for. Thank you to my guest, paul cox and Louis Shaffer, nick dixon will here tomorrow at 11 pm. Will be here tomorrow at 11 pm. With louis and christina with Louis Shaffer and christina wetton. If youre watching wetton. And if youre watching at stay welcome to Lee Andersons real world. Got some brilliant guests on my show tonight. Weve got robert fox. Hes from the evening standard. Also got richard tice. Hes the leader of reform uk back has left in the corner. Weve got the former leader of the liberal democrats, sir vince cable. Weve also got Quentin Letts from the daily mail. Going head mail. Hes going head to head tonight vince cable. Weve tonight with vince cable. Weve got victoria hervey. Got lovely Lady Victoria hervey. Shes going to be talking about the royals another of the royals and another dose of common gary , the cabbie common sense, gary, the cabbie is but lets go to is back. But first, lets go to the news headlines. The news headlines. Good evening. Im ray addison good evening. Im ray addison in the newsroom. Our top story, in the newsroom. Our top story, the Prime Minister has praised egypt for its efforts in trying to deliver aid to civilians in gaza after meeting the countrys president , rishi sunak said palestinians are also victims of hamas and expressed his condolence for the loss of lives. He also stressed the importance of opening a safe corridor to gaza. Corridor to gaza. One thing we have prioritised consistent is getting the rafah crossing opening. Its been a crossing opening. Its been a feature of all my conversations and im very pleased that that will now imminently happen. We announced an increase in our funding for humanitarian aid into the region, and when i met with president sisi earlier today , he and i had a good today, he and i had a good discussion about how the uk can provide practical assistance on the to ensure the the ground to ensure the sustainability of that aid through the crossing to the people need it. People who need it. Sir keir starmer says former tory voters have put their trust and their confidence in the labour party after they overturned conservative majorities to win two by elections. The video were about to show does contain some flash photography in tamworth. Sarah edwards overturned a conservative majority of more than 19,000. Meanwhile, alastair straffen