Biden, leaving for israel on a key visit to the middle east. And news from jordan has come through tonights hospital through after tonights hospital strike that the palestinian president , abbas, has president , mahmoud abbas, has cancelled his planned meeting with joe biden and Jordans King Abdullah has cancelled the summit , abdullah has cancelled the summit, which was going to take place in the jordanian capital, amman. And would bring together President Biden with the egyptian and palestinian leaders of the region. Also, the news of the region. Also, the news today, a british israeli teenager whos been missing since last weekends terror attacks by hamas has been confirmed dead today. 13 year old yahel and her mother , old yahel and her mother, lianne, were both killed when gunmen attacked their kibbutz last weekend. Her sister, noya, last weekend. Her sister, noya, and their father, eli, are both still missing here. The Prime Minister has called for the Immediate Release of hostages taken by hamas. Well, it needs taken by hamas. Well, it needs away from israel the return of islamist terrorism poses a threat to all european nations , threat to all european nations, according to the french president , according to the french president , emmanuel macron. Today his comments came a day after two swedish football fans were shot dead in a terrorist attack in brussels just before belgiums euro 2024 qualifier against sweden. Belgiums police say the suspect, who identified himself online after the attack as a member of Islamic State , as a member of Islamic State, was killed this morning. And was killed this morning. And here the Scottish First minister is pledging £300 million to cut nhs waiting lists in scotland. Humza yousaf told the snp conference in aberdeen it could reduce waiting lists by 100,000 patients by 2026. He also pledged to Freeze Council tax in scotland next year and the first minister, who has family in gaza, has commented on the israeli hamas conflict, calling on the International Community to set up a Refugee Program for those fleeing from the gaza strip. This is gb news across strip. This is gb news across the uk on tv , in your car, on the uk on tv, in your car, on Digital Radio and on your Smart Speaker by saying play gb news. This is britains news channel. This is britains news channel. Hello and welcome to headliners. Im simon evans, joining me tonight to explore wednesdays newspapers. We have two comedian straight from the israeli embassy, Lewis Schaefer and adam bloom. Good evening, gentlemen. Bloom. Good evening, gentlemen. I cant believe you said that. Well, its in the script. Its nothing to do with me. Ive got hebrew first name, hebrew, second name, a hebrew face and non jewish mother. Face and a non jewish mother. Youre bloom is yeah. Youre the bloom is the. Hebrew in ulysses. The. The half hebrew in ulysses. You ever read that . James you ever read that . James joyces no, i know the name though. Bloom as though. Yeah. Bloom bloomsday as well. When . On june 16th. Today well. When . On june 16th. Today it takes place. But he has a protestant mother so that could be you and i have a german mother. Yeah and you have a. And you have a. I do. Thats right. This is why now. The half why i collect them now. The half breeds, im not. Im breeds, right . Yeah im not. Im your paraphernalia with you anyway, lewis. Im not. Yeah, ive got tonnes of tonnes of stuff coming from embassy. This this from the embassy. This is. This is one of one of my is a gift from one of one of my loyal. From the fans. People nonnay. People of nonnay. People of nonnay. Yeah. Loose 78. Yeah. Loose 78. What is. Lets have a look at the front pages. We kick off with daily mail hospital with the daily mail hospital horror. With the daily mail hospital horror. Whos to blame . I with the daily mail hospital horror. Whos to blame . I think horror. Whos to blame . I think that question will be prevailing this evening. The guardian. Hundreds feared dead in gaza. Hospital strike financial times. Gaza Health Ministry says hundreds killed in israeli airstrike in hospital. They seem to know who did it. The i have edwards killed sheltering at hospital as israel denies airstrike the daily express. Hundreds die in huge blast at gaza hospital. An and the star as ever the invasion of the hairy clawed nippers to distract us from the hideous news on the other pages. Those are your front pages. So obviously one front pages. So obviously one story dominates. Were going to go to the guardian. Go to the guardian. Lewis yeah. Hundreds feared lewis yeah. Hundreds feared deadin lewis yeah. Hundreds feared dead in gaza. Hospital strike dead in gaza. Hospital strike and i mean, its a horrible situation where a hospital has been blown up in northern gaza, in gaza city and it says hamas says that 500 died and some people say 300 died. And theyre blaming the israelis. Of course, blaming the israelis. Of course, the other of course, that might not be true. Of course. I mean, the israelis deny it. Hamas hamas, rather. Yeah are in no doubt. Yeah if the israelis didnt want to hit the hospital , its to hit the hospital, its a large target. And sometimes they large target. And sometimes they hit what are superficially civilian targets but turn out to be arsenals of weapons and bomb storage and so on. But theyre not claiming any of that. Theyre just saying we didnt do this. It would be an extraordinarily footed extraordinarily flat footed wrong move to make this early in the engagement, wouldnt it . Really . An unforced. Because yeah, especially because biden looks biden is coming and it looks really bad. I mean, the problem thing the israelis, the thing about the israelis, the jews who are living is jews who are living there is that they have two masters. Is one is they have the world as whole. World is watching and being very judgemental. And it being very judgemental. And it doesnt seem like israel can do any fact that the any good. The fact that the guardian is we get we get the newspapers , the articles printed newspapers, the articles printed out and the essence of this whole story , which is that there whole story, which is that there holding 199 israelis in gaza, including women and children , is including women and children, is all the way at the bottom. All the way. Just a tremendous disrespect for, you know, theyve already decided what is. So the israelis, the jews cant do anything right. What do you think , adam . What do you think, adam . What do you think, adam . Well, apparently 25 of hamass missiles dont reach their target. Its completely their target. So its completely possible accident. And possible it was an accident. And then wasnt us, then they go, oh, it wasnt us, which propaganda , which is perfect propaganda, because if you a mistake, because if you make a mistake, you look stupid. If you turn your mistake into the other persons but do you think persons evil. But do you think its possible i its its possible to i mean, its extraordinary how people extraordinary how quickly people have come to a conclusion about it. And of course, theres usually, you know, certain usually, you know, a certain amount of motivated reasoning. But eventually truth is but if eventually the truth is likely out, have likely to come out, we have satellites tracking these missiles hamas , apparently missiles now, hamas, apparently one goes that hamas one story goes that hamas announced that a number of rockets were to be rockets were to going be launched their side and launched from their side and these rockets did not make their destination, indicating it these rockets did not make their de conceivable dicating it these rockets did not make their de conceivable thating it these rockets did not make their deconceivable that those it is conceivable that those crashed very early on. But, i mean, that would also that would probably a probably not warrant such a large unless hamas large explosion unless hamas were also using the hospital as a store. But i mean, its going to come out sooner. Its going to come out. But do you think people are going to believe no. One, know, believe it . No. One, you know, you what want to you believe what you want to believe. That song . You believe. Whats that song . You know, people believe what they want they want to believe. And they disregard want to believe. And they dis|s01rd want to believe. And they dis|so its true as well that in so its true as well that in war, of course, the next thing comes isnt it . And comes along, isnt it . And people dont go and people dont always go back and acknowledge that they were wrong. Adam, you wrong. The first time. Adam, you have story connecting have another story connecting with of course, in the with this one, of course, in the telegraph. With this one, of course, in the telegjustl. With this one, of course, in the telegjust want to say we get i just want to say we get these stories 10 and these stories at 10 to 11, and i was very interested the first was very interested in the first story its so serious. Story because its so serious. So i put energy so obviously i put my energy into that but biden visits into that one. But biden visits israel hundreds die gaza israel as hundreds die in gaza hospital. Hes popped over, hospital. So hes popped over, which is noble, and hes which is very noble, and hes there got to there going, this has got to stop. Think when. Stop. I always think when. Sorry interrupt. Is he sorry to interrupt. Is he going he he going to tel aviv . Is he is he or hes not going to go or is he. Hes not going to go to the front line, as it were. As i said, havent read or as i said, i havent read it yet. Bethany elsey. Lets assume that hes but lets assume that hes just going this sort of. But hes certainly in israel and hes sorry about that. But the thing is as beautiful it is when concern when someone shows their concern because can because the best way you can show concern as a world leader is go place. But its is to go to the place. But its not change anything not going to change anything by being almost like being there. Its almost like a superhero going, look, yeah, im bullet proof and well, also, i mean, i suppose hes demonstrating amount demonstrating a certain amount of than is of solidarity more than he is with by means. With hamas by any means. But nevertheless, mean, but but nevertheless, i mean, money what theyre money is obviously what theyre going talking about, isnt going to be talking about, isnt it . Armaments and that sort it . And armaments and that sort of thing. Suppose thats the of thing. I suppose thats the key just gestures. Key rather than just gestures. The interesting well, the interesting thing about the whole story about biden like, what biden visiting is like, what side is biden on . Generally hes team world, but israel is not team world, but israel is not team world. Israel is the last of the ethno states. Its one language, 1 1 first. You might say, well, the first there but whatever. Its the last european one that was created and might be the first to end. And so how does this all fit in. Im not sure that i really. Yeah yeah. Its interesting. I mean i dont draw any conclusions from this dont mean to be this and i dont mean to be facetious, it is it known facetious, but it is it is known that biden was, broadly speaking, sympathetic to the irish cause , which irish republican cause, which was a cause for some sort was always a cause for some sort of, you know, unsettle and hesitation about the british. But watching him sort of rise through the ranks. Yeah well, the fraternity between the irish republican cause and the palestinian cause, if not specifically hamas was also well established. Celtic, Celtic Football Club are you know, thats the shirt you wear if you want to demonstrate support for palestine. So theres a lot of you know sometimes these kind of yeah solidarity they fold in but its like biden whos become more more like left leftist more and more like left leftist team world and the left supports palestine. Palestine. And so him being in israel is sort of going against core sort of going against his core audience in america. Theres another story on the telegraph that you may have had a chance to have a look at. M15 yeah. This is this is oh yeah. This is this is really interesting. Basically, theres this thing which i havent even heard it says havent even heard of. It says the of the m15 has raised the head of the m15 has raised the head of the m15 has raised the spectre iranian backed the spectre of iranian backed terror attacks in the uk in the wake of the war in israel. And they have a group of they have they have a group of five called five eyes that basically the English Speaking world, canada, america , new world, canada, america, new zealand or australia. Do they speak english in australia and they attempt it . Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And here in britain, i assume they speak english here in britain and they met and the head of our m15 , which i always head of our m15, which i always thought sounded like m15, it always looked like m15 to me. He always looked like m15 to me. He said basically the iranians whove been attacking other iranians around the world and are now going to probably , are now going to probably, possibly could be maybe, possibly could be maybe, possibly switch to harder targets. Its us, meaning you go targets. Its us, meaning you go to that store at 10 to 11, how on earth did you have all those opinions and facts, really, lewis, on this, he says he used to be like you, adam. Met you. Come and try i met you. Come on and try and his way through and blag his way through it. Met melbourne in i met him in melbourne in 1999 at a comedy festival i 1999 at a comedy festival and i was surprised you could even read this the trouble. Read this is the trouble. With iran is they the thing with iran is they are hedging bets are kind of hedging their bets a little bit on the issue little bit on the Current Issue as they . Was as well, arent they . There was not ago they were they not very long ago they were they were trying to give the were like trying to give the impression that if was any impression that if there was any kind escalation israel, kind of escalation from israel, they would forced they would they would be forced to now theyve to be drawn in. And now theyve withdrawn. Hard to be drawn in. And now theyve wiread wn. Hard to be drawn in. And now theyve wiread quite hard to be drawn in. And now theyve wiread quite what hard to be drawn in. And now theyve wiread quite what i hard to be drawn in. And now theyve wiread quite what i mean,ard to be drawn in. And now theyve wiread quite what i mean, most to read quite what i mean, most people the hamas people assume that the hamas terror was was ultimately terror attack was was ultimately sponsored by iran because theyre with most theyre the country with most benefit total destabilisation. I think what israel has and i think what israel has done saying im for done and im not saying im for this but israel and im not the this, but israel and im not the first person to say this is playing crazy card like playing the crazy card like nixon hes hes saying, nixon. And hes hes saying, hey, we might blow up the hospital. Youve got to be careful us. Careful about us. Which is exactly what i thought about donald trump, incidentally. Of continued incidentally. And of continued to raise the possibility to gently raise the possibility that maybe his four years of peace a total coincidence peace wasnt a total coincidence. Yeah, there we are. We have one to have quick one more paper to have a quick look at, and the daily look at, and its the daily star. What have we gone with . This is light of this is the light story of the managed absorb the day. Managed to absorb this . Yes, make the most yes, i have. Lets make the most of invasion the hairy of this invasion of the hairy claw so claw clawed nippers. So basically theres some chinese crabs dangerous. Crabs that are very dangerous. And says among the 100 worst and it says among the 100 worst Invasive Species , according to Invasive Species, according to the history of the Natural History museum of initially designed by scientist initially designed by scientist in china. Yeah. Yeah. China. Yeah. China. Yeah. China. Yeah. China. Yeah. Do you think this is yeah. Do you think this is like the crab version of covid . Is that is that what youre getting at . Yeah, it is. But lets be honest, its just they are a way of saying, just think of saying, lets just think about something fun, Something Else invasion. Else of an invasion. I think about1 in 3 of their front pages are about some Invasive Species. Its either a Invasive Species. Its either a killer hornet or bedbugs. Of killer hornet or bedbugs. Of course, recently had. Is it course, recently they had. Is it possible that nippers possible also that nippers sounds a bit like nipples . Are they playing on that . I bet its nipples yeah. Nipples the first time. Yeah. Oh, also put the word invasion you want some light invasion if you want some light relief, find a tortoise. That walked find its walked for a mile to find its house something. House or something. Tortoise is well, the tortoise is daughter then turns daughter has then turns out to have pulling sort of have been pulling some sort of scam proceeds. That is scam with the proceeds. That is it you in part it for part one. See you in part two fergusons forecast. Two with fergusons forecast. Brussels and swedes and real life the ukraine life terminators in the ukraine see youre listening to gb news radio. Radio. Welcome back to headliners. Im simon evans, still here with Lewis Schaefer and adam bloom. So well continue with the stories. Lewis we kick off with the telegraph and everyones favourite scientist also favourite evil scientist is also an economist. Favourite evil scientist is also an yeah economist. Favourite evil scientist is also an yeah , economist. Favourite evil scientist is also an yeah , why economist. Favourite evil scientist is also an yeah , why should omist. Favourite evil scientist is also an yeah , why should heist. Favourite evil scientist is also an yeah , why should he be an yeah, why should he be an economist . This is Neil Ferguson and according to the telegraph lockdown scientists, which is him new days before advice released it to lock everything down, it would cause economic misery and hit and hit the poorest and hit the poorest hardest. And i will tell you this right now, its not the its not the science lists business to decide if its going to have economic impact. And its not the its not the economists impact business, whether its going to whether the lockdowns were going to cause were going to soak up the was going to. Yeah, right exactly. So this this is like exactly. So this this is like its absolutely ridiculous why the feeling the conversations they were having were not dissimilar to the ones we have you know which one is like well out of debt standing around. They shouldnt have had this discussion. Now, this guy, Neil Ferguson, when he said there when he basically he said there was going to be 500,000 deaths. This is end of the world. He this is the end of the world. He was the one who wanted to lockdown. When during was the one who wanted to locimidst when during was the one who wanted to locimidst of when during was the one who wanted to locimidst of lockdown, en during was the one who wanted to locimidst of lockdown, he during the midst of lockdown, he invited girlfriend , who had invited his girlfriend, who had three children husband who three children and a husband who lived east l. A. Lived probably in east l. A. Where to where im from and invite her to have sex in the middle. Breaking all the rules. And then she snuck in through the back door as well through the french windows. Windows. It goes . Like is that how it goes . Like some provincial some terrible provincial drama, like stage Alan Ayckbourn thing. So get ready for this. Get ready to contradict what im going so, Neil Ferguson , going to say. So, Neil Ferguson, he to us saying he was either lying to us saying that its not a problem, right . Because othennise he wouldnt have invited this girl in or he knew it was a problem. And was risking the death of people by having sex with that woman. And im not going to dispute it, but im not going to dispute it, but i do want to focus on on this aspect of it. You should dispute it because sounds like they had a think you a job to dispute. That sounds like to provide balance. Arent you . Arent you . Arent you . Ive been looking fonnard to this all week. I knew be like this all week. I knew be like this isnt it . First of all, a scientist says theres a pandemic. You need to stay or you need to stay in so everyone stays pm goes, no one stays in and the pm goes, no one told us were going to lose money by staying in. Of course youre lose money. They youre gonna lose money. They just pandemic. Just said theres a pandemic. Stay their right just said theres a pandemic. Siwe their right just said theres a pandemic. Siwe suggest their right just said theres a pandemic. Siwe suggest youir right just said theres a pandemic. Siwe suggest you stay. Right just said theres a pandemic. Siwe suggest you stay. Go. Ht just said theres a pandemic. Siwe suggest you stay. Go. Were . We suggest you stay. Go. Were going to lose billions of pounds. Some of us should pounds. Maybe some of us should go out. Did zoom gigs. Go out. But i did zoom gigs. I stayed in. It was great. Was modelling. The this was modelling. The outcome computer and outcome using his computer and his stochastic modelling techniques and he techniques or whatever. And he was like, he is the guy who had modelled the previous eight pandemic. Andrew gwynne swine flu so on, saying were all flu and so on, saying were all going die. Nobody died, going to die. Nobody died, nobody attention to nobody paid any attention to him. Wrong again him. He was proved wrong again and again. Yeah. On and again and again. Yeah. On this he says, well, this occasion he says, well, this, you know , our modelling this, you know, our modelling suggests we lock suggests that if we dont lock down, there will be an absolute bloodbath, it will create bloodbath, but it will create economic like economic turmoil. I feel like this is the least of it, you know, to be honest, the fact that he anticipated economic turmoil like the least of turmoil is like the least of our. The point is that it is modelling had been proven wrong. Again and again and again, and yet still came back to it. Yet they still came back to it. One okay, well, one thing. Okay, i agree with you. If hes proven wrong, bad. But the fact wrong, thats bad. But the fact that had sex with that girl that he had sex with that girl in middle the pandemic in the middle of the pandemic makes him. You were he is. He should be put in jail for this. Louis, when was the last time you got laid . Adam, we stay with the telegraph and the recent horrific events in brussels. This time. Yeah. This time. Yeah. This is obviously not funny at all. The swedish pm calls for tougher border controls as gunman kills two. So we all know about guy at football about the guy at the football match he spent match in brussels. He had spent some so he some time in sweden, so he had a he a vendetta against sweden he had a vendetta against sweden or Something Like that. So, i mean, that is they so, i mean, that is what they say. Time there say. He spent some time there and had mean, Nothing Happened and had i mean, Nothing Happened to him bad there. No, dont think i dont no, i dont think i dont think welcome from think hes welcome came from i think hes welcome came from i think i dont think hes welcome because he was i think hes psychotic he psychotic by the. Yeah but he had for sweden had it in for sweden specifically he to sweden i specifically he went to sweden i dont he think he dont think he was i think he wasnt he was legal wasnt welcome. He was a legal immigrant hope immigrant. Please. I hope it wasnt asylum seeker. Wasnt a failed asylum seeker. Yes, exactly. Absolutely. Yes, exactly. Absolutely. Yes, exactly. But so yes, you know what . In a light hearted if you open a light hearted way, if you open the borders, at youve the borders, at least youve got no people. No more angry people. Mean, you know what . Well, i mean, you know what . There a tiny theres a tiny there is a tiny theres a tiny grain. I wouldnt say of truth, but that is the way that some people think about it, that you create , that you create the friction, that you create the anger, because these people being people think that theyre being kept access to kept out and denied access to the good stuff. When the so when the when the jehovahs witnesses to my jehovahs witnesses come to my doon jehovahs witnesses come to my door, to talk them. Door, i have to talk to them. No, to. Thats no, you dont have to. Thats totally ridiculous. No, you dont have to. Thats totiyou � idiculous. No, you dont have to. Thats totiyouidiculwhat . Thats a dated you know what . Thats a dated analogy they dont. They analogy because they dont. They just street just stand in the street with flies. Used to flies. Now you know, i used to jehovahs witnesses, they would always welcome always find that a welcome interruption. Interruption. Afternoon. Nothing against afternoon. Nice , know, too heavy. Nothing against the jehovahs witnesses. The fact is the fact is, is that he killed is, is that is that he killed three. Were in a state of war. Theres like theres a couple of wars going on. Team world is fighting nationhood and it fighting team nationhood and it looks like we know now were in a religious war. We know at this point. I mean, we size of the mean, we saw the size of the march, you know, pro palestinian not programs, but pro palestinian march london. Pro palestinian march in london. We of people we know the number of people there. Even if a small percentage those are percentage of those people are in favour of a mass shooting, the extreme terror they did. Yeah, its not like a handful of people that you can deport or round up or whatever, you know, this is a sizeable part the this is a sizeable part of the demographic western of demographic of the western of western europe. And a country sweden, and a country like sweden, i think 20, has an think is 10 or 20, has an immigrant population is immigrant population that is thats transforming thats basically transforming the entire country into anger and hostility. So i think its going to be a chemical solution. But anyway, louis, the garden a louis, the garden can have a predictably humourless response to thunberg being arrested i yeah, this is the garden. Yeah, this is the garden. Shes arrested in a london oil summit protest. The Energy Intelligence forum. Okay. Which intelligence forum. Okay. Which bnngs intelligence forum. Okay. Which brings together fossil fuel executives and government governance. Government governance. Government ministers. She she came in. First of all, theres no such thing as fossil fuels. Yeah okay. Well, we wont go down there, but i think people need to know that fossil fuels, its just hydrocarbons and whole just hydrocarbons and the whole world, whole universe is awash in it. Should down there. In it. Should not go down there. Okay. Sorry. Ex wife with a his ex wife ran off with a fossil , but the. And so this. Fossil, but the. And so this. This thing theyre calling it the oscars of oil, which just sounds like a really pathetic , sounds like a really pathetic, uh, what does that even mean . It means they all get together and they all chat amongst themselves i but, but, i mean, how did she get to london . Did she. Did she. Did she walk . I mean, could walk she walk . I mean, she could walk because to greta because shes trying to greta thunberg. She could walk on water. Like god. Water. Shes like a god. Think, adam . She what do you think, adam . She should allowed to protest. Should be allowed to protest. Adam told that joke adam adam told me that joke adam that was funny adam gave me that was funny lyrics, right . Yeah. Go on. I just said it in passing. Right and he went, but thats your joke. Said, but thats your joke. I said, you now. Youve not you can use it now. Youve not only youve ruined all only ruined, youve ruined all magic. Youve just take the joke. Take the joke. It was a fine joke. It was a fine joke. It was a fine joke. It was a fine joke. It would have been even better if he could have. Can we try focus on the can we try and focus on the news rather than the news story rather than the mechanics humour . Mechanics of humour . Well, im about to improvise a didnt give well, im about to improvise a go didnt give well, im about to improvise a go okay. Didnt give well, im about to improvise a go okay. Nowt give well, im about to improvise a go okay. Now ofive well, im about to improvise a go okay. Now of course me. Go on. Okay. Now of course youd like. Everyones allowed to protest. I do. I. Id to protest. I do. Like i. Id like to know how she got there. Lewis made a good point. If you flew over in a private jet, then shame you. And look, she shame on you. And look, she reads she knows the reads into stuff. She knows the subject we right subject more than we do right now. There now. So if shes there protesting , there is protesting, there probably is some involved in the some death involved in the by product of what theyre doing. Doesnt protest doing. She doesnt protest for the of yeah . The sake of it. Oh, yeah . Shes protesting for well, shes protesting for the the oil industry, the whole of the oil industry, isnt shes protesting the isnt she . Shes protesting the idea that these people make a fortune heating up the fortune out of heating up the planet. Her point of planet. This is her point of view. Im not saying its correct. Then a nice view. Im not saying its corrjollies then a nice view. Im not saying its corrjollies thnfancy a nice view. Im not saying its corrjollies thnfancy londone big jollies and fancy london hotels. Doesnt like the hotels. She doesnt like the idea doing she idea of them doing that. She doesnt like the idea that were warm, food, that we warm, that we have food, that we have and can go places she have cars and can go places she doesnt like anything. Shes a miserable because shes is what shes a vegan. And this is what happens when youre a vegan. Plant diets give you plant based diets give you psychosis when you dont have to drive. I hope she has an electric car. Car. She is. Shes 20 years old. Oh, is she . Yes, shes old now. So even then, thats like obviously not. Thats just kind of the pollution to of shoving the pollution up to one isnt it . Onto one side, isnt it . Adam onto the and seems the metro now. And this seems like a blatant by like a blatant attempt by ukraine arrest our attention ukraine to arrest our attention back the middle east. Ukraine to arrest our attention bacwell the middle east. Ukraine to arrest our attention bacwell , the middle east. Ukraine to arrest our attention bacwell , ase middle east. Ukraine to arrest our attention bacwell , ase hhorrific ast. Ukraine to arrest our attention bacwell , ase hhorrific as. Ukraine to arrest our attention bacwell , ase hhorrific as the well, as as horrific as the outcome of this is, its quite an interesting story. Killer robots that dont need humans to operate have entered the battlefield. Ukrainians battlefield. So the ukrainians have basically the drones. Have got basically the drones. But their drones that do everything on their own. Now, if everything on their own. Now, if your enemy ends up having that eventually, youve got eventually, youve just got a lot fighting and lot of robots fighting and everyone gets popcorn everyone sits back, gets popcorn and probably ends up becoming friends and enjoying watching the fight. Is weve always and this is what weve always asked we asked for, isnt it . What we used like two champions used to have, like two champions would go fonnard, you know, and battle achilles and hector battle like achilles and hector or something, and would have or something, and you would have that everyone that kind of fight and everyone else go, come else would just go, come on, achilles, but its achilles, you know . But its very its back to that again. Its very terminator as well, isnt only could isnt it . Yes if only we could convince his convince putin to change his name poll to sarah name by deed poll to sarah connors. Connors. Do you think theres going to be like kind of like be having like kind of like theres not even a joystick so presumably like, theres not even a joystick so presuis ably like, theres not even a joystick so presuis itly like, theres not even a joystick so presuis it just like, theres not even a joystick so presuis itjust upload. Like, what is it just upload. I think what it is, its programmed to recognise as a tank, and so if go tank, right . And so if they go across there a particular across there in a particular quadrant, if theres a tank, they the tank, they dont they fire the tank, they dont have to wait for the thing. But its its like those its like, its like those squares, six squares squares, those six squares and capture is where you capture whatever it is where you check find the bus. Check is like, find the bus. Itll find the tank. Itll be like, find the tank. Those things where weve been doing not doing capture to prove were not robots actually like robots have actually been like training killer robots. It could actually or using actually be doing that or using that time. Or it could that all this time. Or it could just as ineffective. I always just be as ineffective. I always find do with 2 or find ive got to do with 2 or 3 times because you think its like, thats not a bus. They take well, they can take that risk, this could risk, i guess. Louis this could be the most black be very easily the most black filling the decade filling story of the decade rumbling mail. The rumbling on in the mail. The black pilling. Thats interesting. You yeah, thats interesting. You dont that you i dont use that term. You know, i think of like slightly think its kind of like slightly depressing, is depressing, like everything is broken. Works. You know depressing, like everything is brokersince works. You know depressing, like everything is brokersince covid, rks. You know depressing, like everything is brokersince covid, iks. You know depressing, like everything is brokersince covid, i think u know what . Since covid, i think everything is broken. So this is i is just funny. And its i think is just funny. And its very story very its a very english story because captain daughter because captain toms daughter insist unauthorised pool , insist this unauthorised pool, spa pool at their £1. 2 million house could be used for rehab sessions for elderly people who live nearby. As her family battles order to demolish it is these people are the scummiest people got some images of it apparently. There they are. Yeah there they are. Yeah because they made it in the shape of a c and she only had permission to make it in the shape of an l, so is the whole thing. Thats that whole c is a spa. Thats that whole c is a spa. Thats that whole c is a spa. Thats the whole thing. And she she got 800,000. I think she got she got 800,000. I think they must have had money to begin with. But she 800,000. Begin with. But she had 800,000. She £800,000 she got £800,000 from uncle toms toms. Toms uncle on uncle toms. Apparently not. Is that her . Yeah. Is that her . But i think its. I think its it is the most british story because one thing i find and im an american and we people are the greatest people in the world. Based on. But the english people every engush but the english people every english person has like a scam , english person has like a scam, a hidden scam. They come across as being so good, good people. As being so good, good people. But meanwhile theyre working on and this woman should be like, if i were her, i would just go straight to australia. The bigger the front, think the bigger the front, the thats off the bigger the back. Thats off saying an english saying saying is that an english saying i cant remember where i heard it, kind of thing. It, but its this kind of thing. Like more elaborate the like the more elaborate the projection of virtue, the more likely that theres something really having said that, we should fellow should emphasise the old fellow himself think was up to himself, i dont think was up to anything, he anything, was it . He thought he was well . Was doing well . No. And look happened. And then look what happened. They him on holiday a they they took him on holiday a day before, month he day before, a month before he died. And basically. Died. And they basically. Captain tom knew adam, if captain tom knew about was going say about this, i was going to say tony you probably tony is great, but you probably swim it and spa, have swim in it and have a spa, have a and a glass of a massage and a glass of champagne to generate enough electricity for gretas new car. Electricity for gretas new car. Can isayitis electricity for gretas new car. Can i say it is a bit suspicious having all those facilities for elderly people in your house, like during live aid. If bob geldof raided his mansion, its just a sort of turkeys and caviar to go. No, no, no. If the ethiopians could come over, theyre welcome to some. Mark thomas made a Program Years ago where he found out that loads like company hqs that loads of like company hqs had a grand great Oil Paintings , had a grand great Oil Paintings, great masters Oil Paintings worth millions of pounds. But they managed to not pay tax. They were a tax dodge because of the can see them. Yeah, the public. Can see them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so they were sort of held so he just demanded to keep going in and seeing demanded to keep going in and seeisnt like demanded to keep going in and see isnt like royal isnt that like the royal family . You know, its like weve access. Weve got access. So reason i send it pics . Weve got access. No, reason i send it pics . Weve got access. No, thatsrson i send it pics . Weve got access. No, thats it. N i send it pics . Weve got access. No, thats it. Forsend it pics . Weve got access. No, thats it. For part it pics . Weve got access. No, thats it. For part two. s . No, thats it. For part two. Coming have flag waving coming up, we have flag waving jihadis, beer swilling mps and chippy northerners. Its all strength. Stay away from central casting. Well see you in youre listening to gb news radio. Radio. And welcome back to headunen and welcome back to headliner. So lets kick off the third section, adam, with the telegraph and waving flags. Not illegal yet. Flag stones, maybe. Illegal yet. Flag stones, maybe. This is a very interesting situation, actually. Pro palestine situation, actually. Pro Palestine Protesters situation, actually. Pro Palestine Protesters were waving jihadist flags, did not commit of the police. This is commit of the police. This is such a grey area because these flags have two meanings and then devices use it for one thing, but it also has a religious meaning as well. You can say, no, i mean the religious one. Now, if you didnt know had two meanings, then thats an innocent thing. If you did know it had two meanings, then youre on that. On very thin ice doing that. Like, know, the swastika like, you know, the swastika backwards. Hindu backwards. There was a hindu symbol. The other transparent flag waving that around and youre a german. You only look at that side. You dont look at that. Side. That. Not that side. Its a black flag with some arabic script on essentially. Is that believe that right . I think i believe so, so i mean, so, yeah. Yeah. And so i mean, lets absolutely upfront lets be absolutely upfront about this. For the vast about this. For the vast majority of people in the crowd, its it means nothing. It doesnt have one meaning or two meanings. It just looks like an arabic. Arabic. Were backing the crowd. Were backing the crowd. Were back to the bomb hitting the hospital. It just depends how you want to look at it. I like to see the good in people and i like to think those people were is a religious were going, this is a religious thing. You of thing. Yeah, you you kind of should do your research on that kind if youre to kind of thing if youre going to go out in public. Given that people beheading babies. Yeah soi yeah so i dont the people so i dont mean the people waving flags. I just mean waving the flags. I just mean if you you walk in the you walk in, if you walk in the street saw swastikas street and you saw swastikas being waved, theres no plausible now that plausible explanation. Now that reverts to the hindu use of the swastika. Obviously ambiguous. Exaggerating me understand. These flags, these yeah, but these flags, these are flags with with arabic script on think it is script on and i think it is scripture. But scripture. Right but but it is its a its particular passage its a its a particular passage from the quran which which is also. So yes. Yeah it means good. It means good. Im to going if i had to go innocent or guilty, innocent just guilty, id say innocent just because nature i dont guilty, id say innocent just becalthere nature i dont guilty, id say innocent just becalthere are nature i dont guilty, id say innocent just becalthere are thatjre i dont guilty, id say innocent just becalthere are that many ont guilty, id say innocent just becalthere are that many people think there are that many people in would go out in england who would go out doing there arent enough doing that. There arent enough of them. Would very of them. It would be a very small unfortunate small minority, unfortunate mistake. Forget. I mean , i have to yeah, i mean, i have to say that big where a lot of that big march where a lot of this stuff kicked off, people were expecting than were expecting worse than happened. Were happened. I think there were some outrages. There were some some outrages. There were some, you know, disgusting and some, you know, disgusting and some alarming you but some alarming, you know, but a lot people with camera phones lot of people with camera phones there that kind of, you know , there that kind of, you know, footage now is not necessarily representative. But we have moved into an era, i think, havent we, where its not necessarily going to be possible to Old Fashioned to rely on Old Fashioned english, common sense to mediate a feud of this kind. What do you think . I disagree with adam. I you know, i just. You think the worst. Yeah, its just the worst. If somebodys waving a flag , if somebodys waving a flag, you assume theyre doing so in order to, you know what the fact that theyre that they jumped to support palestine. In who could support palestine. In who could use some support. But at the same time what they did was beyond support, you dont support them at this moment. These are not neutral people, are they . These these are supporters of the other side already. You know, its the well established. Well, they should hold their head little bit, but head in shame a little bit, but theyre to. And thats theyre not going to. And thats what the world is. Its a horrible, horrible world. It does make ive got to say. It does make a good if the people who a good point. If the people who youre involved with religiously, historically are doing something horrific, youve got to be very i mean, white flags would have been nice, right . Yeah. Yeah. So i think youve got a point. But his wife ran off with the flag three times. Now, louis, this story seems to come up with lead and regular obe. Sure i remember obe. Im pretty sure i remember seeing on headliners in the seeing this on headliners in the last two years. This is drinking yeah, this is drinking culture fuels abusive behaviour by mps. This is in the times. By mps. This is in the times. Theres a watchdog which is the annual report of the watchdog. The watchdog is called the independent complaints and grievances scheme. I see. Yes, it was set up in 2018 and they said they listed a lot of bad behaviour, mostly from men touching, feeling saying and it says rouse as well. Or is it more Sexual Harassment and sexual Sexual Harassment and sexual Sexual Harassment , arrest harassment, harassment, arrest harassment, including by one of my local mps, neil coyle. I dont know what he did exactly, but they blame it on alcohol, which is a perfect reason to blame. Reason to blame. It is a drinking culture in the house of commons. It always has been. Its where in england these people live english people love to is there argument there is there is an argument for overhauling the whole culture. I dont culture. But i mean, i dont know. Think lot it know. I think a lot of it probably where the were probably is where also the were a bit of gossip gets a little bit of gossip gets exchanged a exchanged where maybe a little a few let down in what few guards get let down in what might be quite a functional way for a good democracy. For a for a good democracy. Ill you what its also ill tell you what it these mps are it is. Its also these mps are somebody within a certain context. And so its like open season me to successful men , season for me to successful men, you know, theyre all successful men. They all have a bit of men. They all have a bit of power. They all have a little bit of cash that, you know, you want to bring the guy down. Theres reasons for bringing people down. What do you think, adam . I drink seven days a week. Do i look ten years younger than i am . 52. I have a body of an 18 year old. And you know what i dnnk year old. And you know what i drink seven days a week, but i exercise on it. Eat well. So what . They should ban, drink is idnnk what . They should ban, drink is i drink seven days a week. I i think think nothing of drinking half a bottle of whisky the half a bottle of whisky in the evening a gig winding evening just after a gig winding down. Get the down. But i get up in the morning, i run, i eat healthily. The isnt just the booze the problem isnt just the booze , its lifestyle because , its their lifestyle because they. They a mess. They they are. They look a mess. They look a mess. And by the way, when you said harass, you stuttered you harass stuttered and you said harass her. You said harassment. You went , harass, harassment. Went harass, harass, harassment. I did say that. You did. Youre absolutely right, though. There is there is a there is a culture not just of drinking, but of generally not looking after house of after yourself in the house of commons. That because commons. I think that is because because aged, because theyre middle aged, theyre people. But can can just speak but can can you just speak out for a second and denounce what he said . Because alcohol kills alcohol is fermented and sugar and when you ferment suganit sugar and when you ferment sugar, it tells the body something bad is happening. This crazy guy has to eat fermented sugan crazy guy has to eat fermented sugar. There must be something bad going on in his life. Im just im just saying. Im just saying if you eat unhealthy food and dont exercise and dont drink alcohol, youre going to end up alcohol, youre going to end up a mess as well. There is also the mean, you there is also the i mean, you say nothing say you think nothing of drinking a half a bottle of whisky after a gig, which i think is quite a lot of booze. Not saying im not saying im not saying im not saying everyone alcohol. Im not saying im not saying everwam alcohol. Im not saying im not saying everwam saying alcohol. Im not saying im not saying everwam saying do alcohol. Im not saying im not saying everwam saying do alco drink what im saying is, do you drink that people . That with other people . You that much in would you drink that much in a in a bar like with other people who might be your either subordinates across subordinates or opponents across the floor, that sort of thing . Because a bar no, because in a bar situation, theres the it situation, theres the time it takes drink. You takes to get the drink. You dont up, you dont top up. Dont top up, you dont top up. But also just generally losing your mean, of the reason i mean, part of the reason that people drink is ordered to lower their inhibitions, isnt it . But if they get lowered too far youre drinking with far and youre drinking with people, of people, i mean, the course of this country changed this country was changed irrevocably by a drunken punch thrown i think his thrown by an mp. I think his name joyce a years name was eric joyce a few years ago, which led pretty much directly to brexit. No, would drinking at no, i would say drinking at home safer drinking more home is its safer drinking more at because youre with at home because youre with the people specifically. Want to people specifically. You want to be right. So be with. I agree. Right. So youre to get into an youre not to going get into an argument in your argument with someone in your own home . Very true. We thats very true. Adam we have independent. You have the independent. Now, you might spacey might think kevin spacey made quite an impact last night. I couldnt comment, but couldnt possibly comment, but it says here that Louis Schaefer needs drink needs to eat healthier and drink more. More. Kevin spacey met with a standing ovation at Oxford University lecture on cancel culture. This was his first performance since he was acquitted. And thats the key acquitted. And thats the key word here of sexual assault. And he performed its called tim of athens, a shakespeare play. He did a five minute bit from it. Why he thinks most dangerous is if get a standing ovation if you get a standing ovation when arrive, then you when you arrive, then you perform for a bit and you dont get coming off. That get ovation coming off. That means not a good an actor. Means hes not a good an actor. He is as a non sex deviant as hes just a celebrity. Hes just just a celebrity. But he did get one coming off as well, didnt he . I dont know. I yeah, think know. I think yeah, i think he got got his performance. Got got it for his performance. He brought on douglas he was brought on by douglas murray. If you want to watch it. Youtube if you want to watch it. Ive been to one of these scruton lectures in previous years. Theyre quite good, but this subject not this is on the subject of not just of cancel culture. As we understand apparently understand it. Apparently the timon athens is timon of athens thing is somebody who who had money and was able to be a wealthy patron of as soon as he of the arts. And as soon as he ran out of his money, the arts wanted nothing more to do with him. About, you him. Its a bit more about, you know, that kind. Know, betrayal of that kind. Yeah, yeah. It was a particular passage that was that was relevant, not necessarily relevant, but not necessarily exactly as exactly what we think of as cancel much more like cancel culture. Much more like youre only popular if you buy favours, then when the money runs out, the favours run out. Runs out, the favours run out. Logic, shouldnt but that logic, shouldnt russell playing Jimmy Russell brand be playing Jimmy Saville i wrote a piece for spiked recently that that explored the comparison. Can i just make that . I knew him before he was well known. I dont know him now, and i just want to say russell. Russell russell take that russell i just want to take that back that was a joke back because that was a joke that i have meaning that i didnt have any meaning behind. Thats it. Behind. Yeah thats it. I think theyre saying they might have bit of video might have a bit of video telling yeah. Yes beast telling me. Yeah. Yes beast toad. Rogue. Rogue , rogue. Rogue, rogue. Rogue, rogue. I am sick of this false world and will love it. Not wow. Wow. Wow. Powerful wow. Powerful stuff wow. Powerful stuff there. Yeah. You wouldnt even have known he was acting, would you, lewis . The guardian. Now, bolton universitys chancellor universitys vice chancellor seems you shouldnt seems to suggest you shouldnt go there. No , its. Well, he did not go no, its. Well, he did not go there by that name. Its. It there by that name. Its. It says bolton graduates miss out on top jobs because of prejudice , says vice chancellor. This guy, george holmes. Basically, hes the Rodney Dangerfield of executives. No respect. He gets no respect and he thinks im bolton. Nobody likes bolton. But bolton. Nobody likes bolton. But why dont they . And were one of the according to the guardian, as one of the top 30 universities in the country. Oh, well, thats interesting. Yeah, because must i yeah, because i must admit, i didnt it was. Didnt know that it was. Have branches in and they have branches in london, and dubai, so london, greece, and dubai, so theyre well. Theyre doing really well. Bolton dont want to be bolton and they dont want to be called anymore because called bolton anymore because people dont know bolton people dont know where bolton is. Been lying. Hes is. So hes been lying. Hes been people its in been telling people its in manchester, maybe it is in manchester, which maybe it is in manchester. Manchester, which maybe it is in mai its 5ster. Manchester, which maybe it is in maiits a er. Manchester, which maybe it is in maiits a suburb of its kind of its a suburb of its kind of a its a satellite a suburb. Well, its a Satellite Town it reminds me, i think town of it reminds me, i think geographically of the way newark is in the new york city area. Yeah. Yeah, its a separate little city, it no little city, but it gets no respect. Anyway, he wants to change name the change the name to the university manchester. There is. I mean, there has been a lot long history of prejudice and, you know, quite cruel jokes about the former polytechnics that become universal 80s. And they dont these prejudices dont always keep reality. Keep pace with the reality. I know in brighton know i live in brighton and weve two universities weve got two universities there at brighton and of at university of brighton and of sussex, both come sussex, and these are both come up very you know, up very, very hard, you know, and at the table and if you look at the table rankings now, theyre considered and if you look at the table rarbelgs now, theyre considered and if you look at the table rarbe the 1ow, theyre considered and if you look at the table rarbe the first theyre considered and if you look at the table rarbe the first rate� re considered to be the first rate universities. A lot of universities. But a lot of people still think of them as places because people still think of them as places to because people still think of them as places to hang because people still think of them as places to hang out because people still think of them as places to hang out on ecause people still think of them as places to hang out on there they want to hang out on the beach and get stoned, you know, and is hard to shake and its it is hard to shake these things off. Im these things off. Adam im just watching these things off. Adam im just watandg these things off. Adam im just watand ive known you both for a and ive known you both for a very time and ive just very long time and ive just realised are different. Realised you are so different. Its. Like. Its like if its. Its like. Its like if youre chuck played the youre chuck d hes played the flame. Flame. Thats a very useful contribution , though. Thank you. Contribution, though. Thank you. Part three. Coming up, we have panic on the streets of doncaster. Ancient scrolls in pompeii and why you should look after your tonsils. See you in and welcome back to headliners one last time, louis. The metro , one last time, louis. The metro, we have possibly the best mistaken identity story since the edl thought brighton pavilion was a mosque. Pavilion was a mosque. Well, not really. I think well, not really. I think this is a legitimate story. Woman slams selfish paragliders. Woman slams selfish paragliders. Who made her thinking hamas were invading doncaster her and but it wasnt quite doncaster. Its it wasnt quite doncaster. Its the village of armthorpe , which the village of armthorpe, which i dont know. Have you ever been there . There. There . Ive never been there. I should done a bit of google there . Ive never been there. I s but d done a bit of google there . Ive never been there. I s but according ne a bit of google there . Ive never been there. I s but according to a bit of google there . Ive never been there. I s but according to thet of google there . Ive never been there. I s but according to the doncastere. But according to the Doncaster Free press, this woman has so a paragliders flying above her town and thought the worst part. And i remember when 9 11 happened and we would look up to the sky a lot of the young audience may not remember this. They might not have been here then, but you would look up for like years aftennards. Youd look the sky if there was look up at the sky if there was a plane rumbling and you a plane rumbling by. And you think, remember that for think, i remember that for a week or so. Was was planes but that was that was planes para gliders were being used in a quite a specific nick. Oh context in by hamas to get over the like over the wall over the fences. Yeah but i think that i think that people know this yeah i dont think doncaster is known for its jewish community. I or indeed its like i no. Or indeed its Like Community jihadist community or a sense of community. Yeah. Yeah only but not only jews but only but not only jews are at danger right now. Do you think it was tasteless to go up in a paraglider in the immediate afterm ath . Maybe aftermath . Maybe it was, though. Maybe it was, though. A cool joke. Thats if it was a cool joke. Thats horrible. If it was horrible. Yeah. If it was innocent, the womans been paranoid and its all on her. Weve laugh at it. Weve had a laugh at it. Weve had a laugh at it. Think were i dont think people were going doncaster or going to attack doncaster or indeed it a cruel joke. Indeed do it as a cruel joke. Probably unlikely. Its probably the about living the only good thing about living in youre not in doncaster is youre not to going attacked. Going get attacked. Because youre, yeah, but because youre, youre by living there. Youre attacked by living there. But a. But we probably have a. Do think audience in doncaster. Sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry. Probably. Thats a lot of people are. Yeah. But do you, do you think we should stop using paragliders because of because of happened in israel . Of what happened in israel . I would say we should stop using like using machetes, almost like i would be quite happy to see those banned outright. But paragliders , i think, can still paragliders, i think, can still be regarded as a you know, a legitimate source of recreational activity. I think from 2001 to 2004, in new york, it should be illegal to fly a plane into a building. Yeah, i would imagine thats still probably on the statute books daily star. Now, adam, i is translating ancient scrolls, though not the dead sea, so im not a fan of. I as a creative person. I think its a a cop out and think its a its a cop out and i dont like the idea, but this is putting it to good because the first word an ancient the first word of an ancient scroll unearthed from scroll has been unearthed from ashes pompeii. And scroll has been unearthed from ashes pompeii. And its ashes of pompeii. And its decoded i. They spent decoded by i. They spent £575,000 to get one word right. Thats an expensive word. Count right. I find thats an expensive word. Count right. I find this very thats an expensive word. Count right. I find this very exciting right. I find this very exciting because its you know, its so long ago. Its 79 ad and the word theyve worked out is paul the us, which is greek for purple. So the us, which is greek for purple. So can i do the us, which is greek for purple. So can i do that . Purple. So can i do that . 575 i cant work out whether thatis 575 i cant work out whether that is thats like a prize thats being offered by the vesuvius challenge or something, but im not quite sure. It says price of not prize. So price of. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. By the way, just one thing. Maybe purple first word. Maybe it said purple. Purple purple. Pink. Pink. Pink. Pink. Pink, pink , pink. And it was pink, pink, pink. And it was worlds first dick pic. Yeah. Yeah. And i said that because lewis said i couldnt say that. And the in at end the producer came in at the end and said, could. So thats and said, i could. So thats what do twice. What you cant do it twice. Cant twice. You cant do it twice. I think the thing about the Artificial Intelligence solving the want to know the scroll, the we want to know is its got it is how do we know its got it right . If its got some secret method, it could just be very easily making it up, couldnt it . Its it . It needs to show us its working, surely. Well, i mean, especially its only one word. Its not exactly a were supposed a sentence. They were supposed to with four basic. To come up with four basic. There was a prize of 700,000, which is £575,000. So they didnt spend that money, but i mean, you cant trust ai if you google, if you i put a i put Lewis Schaffer is Lewis Schaffer, a comedian. On schaffer, a comedian. On twitter. And they said yes. I said yes way. I said, yes. The first word is purple. I just realised maybe its a song lyric that prince nicked off them. Yeah, it could be. It could be. That would go back an awful long way. That would be the earliest example plagiarism. Earliest example of plagiarism. Lewis the guardian. Anyone lewis the guardian. Anyone thinking they can keep a seaweed habit safe from palaeontologists has got another thing coming. Yeah, well, this is. This is the pro vegetarian , the pro vegan, pro vegetarian, plant based guardian seaweed was a common food in europe for thousands of years. Researchers find right. I mean and its when are these thousands of years from 6400 bc to the 12th century basically about 7000 years. But thats a drop in drop in the bucket in terms of find this this is challenging to your nofion this is challenging to your notion that were naturally carnivores. Are naturally carnivores. We are naturally carnivores. We are naturally carnivores. The reason we were living near was because living near the sea was because thats where the food was. It was the easiest food get. We was the easiest food to get. We got seashells with oysters or whatever starfish , and thats whatever starfish, and thats whatever starfish, and thats what we ate them. And fact what we ate them. And the fact is the seaweed was just probably wrapped around some of the more high starfish. High protein starfish. Starfish . Did we eat starfish . Did we eat starfish . No , i just i like the idea of no, i just i like the idea of starfish at christmas because everyone a leg, everyone everyone gets a leg, everyone gets very nice. Good. Gets very nice. Youre ood. Gets very nice. Youre welcome. Um, and lewis youre welcome. Um, and lewis did not give me that one. No, no , but so. But at the end of the day, its just a its just trying to say, look, you know, plant based diets we werent, we diets are good. We werent, we didnt plant based. Didnt eat plant based. This what is. Its propaganda. Plant based. I like it its plant based. I like it in right. You go japanese right. You go to japanese restaurants, you get crispy seaweed, feels like seaweed, but it never feels like its i think you its very filling. I think you could you could get very far in it. Well, i actually googled that and they said people people in japan as a tiny little japan eat it as a tiny little side maybe have it side dish. Or maybe they have it sprinkled which call sprinkled in in the which i call that soup. They that soup, that miso soup. They dont much. Much of it. Dont eat very much. Much of it. Its a garnish. It does contain iodine, though, which is good can contain good for iq or it can contain too and number two and number and number two and number two, its loaded with nutrients. Two, its loaded with nutrients. Its actually proper bad for you. If you eat too much of it, you. If you eat too much of it, you can google it. Google google, and google, seaweed and anti nutrient. Anti nutrient. Move anti nutrient. Move on, ive been before we move on, ive been to a restaurant before and theyve theyve sold you a seaweed. Yeah. Yeah. And its seaweed. Yeah. Yeah. And its actually cabbage. So actually actually cabbage. So actually theres fake seaweed out there. You check your teeth when you get home and you realise youve been done. Dont understand how i just dont understand how you be selling something i just dont understand how you not be selling something i just dont understand how you not whatllling something i just dont understand how you not what youreomething i just dont understand how you not what youre saying. Ig thats not what youre saying. It is unbelievable. Thats unbelievable we thats unbelievable world we live it live in. Adam male now, and it turns might not be turns out tonsils might not be purely ornamental after all. So it says here yeah. So it says here having your tonsils removed could raise your tonsils removed could raise your arthritis in old your risk of arthritis in old age apparently its. Two age and apparently its. Two thirds more chance. I mean, thirds more chance. I mean, theyre also saying that being a second child means youre more likely to have it. Theres all these weird correlations. I mean, are you going to say you need your tonsils removed . I cant. I cant have my childs tonsils removed because in 70 years time they might have a bad back and closing spondylitis, which hurst has got. Of course, its not a good thing at all. Its very painful. Is right . Is that right . Tonsils. Yeah but lovely tonsils. Yeah but lovely tonsils. Yeah this one the most no, this is one of the most pointless stories that weve read ever, because it says its one more chance of having one third more chance of having arthritis basically, arthritis in old age. Basically, this is epidemiology. This is the worst form of science , the the worst form of science, the lowest level where they where they take a big worst in Climate Science or Climate Science isnt science. Oh okay. Okay. This is maybe considered science where they take a group of people and then they say, whats there more likeliness , but they dont show likeliness, but they dont show what theres less likeliness. And day, 30, and at the end of the day, 30, 36 more likely you cant convict kenya. No, not on 36. Finally, louis, youve got about a minute to talk about the key to great sex. Its gremlins apparently in the gremlins. Its its not gremlins. Its gremlin. Gremlin. And you should gremlin. Gremlin. And you should always before having sex. Always eat before having sex. No, no, no. The women you sleep with having sex. So theyve got an excuse for throwing up aftennards. I always eat before i have sex because its sometimes its years waiting. Not going to. Years waiting. Im not going to. Im going to starve death im going to starve to death unless you eat before sex because proper its because thats a proper its included in the bill. Dont because thats a proper its inclilistenn the bill. Dont because thats a proper its inclilisten to he bill. Dont because thats a proper its inclilisten to that . L. Dont because thats a proper its inclilisten to that . L. Was nt you listen to that . That was a good i always eat before good joke. I always eat before sex next i sex because my the next time i have sex, could be next year. Have sex, it could be next year. Yeah, thats pretty good. I think thats thats a joke. Think thats a thats a joke. The gave you credit for the reason i gave you credit for the is i dont want the the joke is i dont want the audience oh, youre the joke is i dont want the audierto� oh, youre the joke is i dont want the audierto hear oh, youre the joke is i dont want the audierto hearjokes h, youre the joke is i dont want the audierto hear jokes when ure the joke is i dont want the audierto hearjokes when louis going to hear jokes when Louis Schaffer is here. Thats what thats for. Simon there any thats for. Simon is there any suggestion actually suggestion that this is actually improved just you improved sex or just makes you happy sex . Well, it happy with your sex . Well, it says, just right says, can i just interrupt right now . Its this is even worse than study before. It says than the study before. It says that people who have people who have eat before sex have a 2 more likeliness of enjoying themselves. 2. Its statistic. Themselves. 2. Its statistic. All men eat before. All men eat before sex. Its a little blue pill when no ones looking very good, the show is nearly over. Oven lets take another quick look at front pages. The at wednesdays front pages. The daily hospital horror. Daily mail hospital horror. Whos blame . Thats still whos to blame . Thats still remains the big question. The guardian. Hundreds feared dead in gaza. Hospital strike in gaza. Hospital strike financial times. Gaza Health Ministry says hundreds killed in israeli airstrike in hospital. They may be eating those words. They may be eating those words. They may be eating those words. The i hundreds killed sheltering at hospital as israel denies airstrike the daily express. Hundreds die in huge blast at gaza hospital and the star invasion of the hairy clawed nippers. They seem to be the nippers. They seem to be the only ones certainly not responsible. Those were your front pages. Thats all we have time for. Thank you to my guest, lewis bloom, Lewis Schaffer and adam bloom, headliners. Back headliners. Well be back tomorrow with dixon. Well tomorrow with nick dixon. Well be kearse and be joined by leo kearse and cressida youre cressida wetton. If youre watching a. M, stay tuned watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. Othennise, thank watching at 5 am, stay tuned for iandifast. Othennise, thank its 9 00. Happy tuesday one and all. Im mark dolan and this is gb news tonight. And all. Im mark dolan and this is gb news tonight. Fears of an is gb news tonight. Fears of an escalation of the israel hamas war grow as the us weighs up deploying non combat troops to the region and iran warns the bombing of gaza must stop immediately. So are we hurtling towards world war iii . Former british army officer, Lieutenant Colonel stuart crawford, gives his take shortly. Meanwhile, his take shortly. Meanwhile, after sending billions to ukraine, can britain afford to support israel . And should ordinary brits be urged to take in refugees from the conflict . In refugees from the conflict . Ill get stuck into that with my panel of top pundits tonight. Esther mcvey, derek lord and rebecca reid. In my big opinion rebecca reid. In my big opinion tonight, they were called right wing. They were called covid deniers , and they were called deniers, and they were called granny killers. But those who granny killers. But those who called out the madness of lockdowns, for which were now paying lockdowns, for which were now paying a huge price were right all along. Ill be responding to shock new revelations from the ongoing covid inquiry about which the rest of the media have been silent. Also coming up, as been silent. Also coming up, as biological males who identify as women are allowed to participate in the brutal martial art of jujitsu against females. Could this trans madness see a woman die in the ring . Olympian turned womens rights champion Sharron Davies dives into that one. Plus, hes been cleared of all charges. The guys innocent , but charges. The guys innocent, but the woke mob are still trying to destroy me. Legendary Actor Kevin Spacey this week cancelling his comeback film from the cinema gb news superstar nana akua makes the case for the oscar winners redemption and she tackles harry and meghans late missed eco hypocnsy. And meghans late missed eco hypocrisy. You wont believe it. Hypocrisy. You wont believe it. Shes with us shortly. And as its revealed, a quarter of brits are now inked are visible tattoos in the workplace unprofessional. Kerry katona unprofessional. Kerry katona takes on kim woodburn in the clash. As always, youll get a clash. As always, youll get a first look at tomorrows newspaper front pages. And one of britains top journalist, tom bower, is uncancelled. Later in the show, stand for by an action packed two hours. Prepare to be shocked by my big opinion. Thats in two minutes after the news and polly middlehurst. Mark, thank you and good evening to you. Well, lets bnng evening to you. Well, lets bring you some more on that breaking news we brought to you an hour ago. So officials in gaza saying at least 300 people have been killed and 200 more have been killed and 200 more have been killed and 200 more have been injured in an attack