Called the chaos of the tory years. Speaking at the Labour Party Conference, Rachel Reeves said labour planned to revamp the uks local Town Planning departments in order to boost the economy. The economy. Me out of the wreckage of tory misrule. Labour will tory misrule. Labour will restore our economic credibility. We will lift our living standards, make work pay, rebuild our public services, invest it in Home Grown Industries in every corner of our country, and together we will get britain its future back i well, also today, the government was defending its plan to send Asylum Seekers to rwanda in the supreme court. Sir james eadie, kc, representing the home office, told the court the home office, told the court the policy was safe and lawful , the policy was safe and lawful, all despite the east african country being less attractive to migrants than the uk. Its after the court of appeal ruled the policy was unsafe as there was a risk that rwanda could send migrants back to their country of origin. Us gb news. Across of origin. Us gb news. Across the uk on tv, in your car. On Digital Radio and on your Smart Speaker by saying play gb news. This is britains news channel. This is britains news channel. Hello and welcome to headliners. Your first look at tomorrows papers. Im simon evans and im joined tonight by the posh and becks of the British Comedy circuit, nicholas de santo and bruce devlin. De santo and bruce devlin. Good evening. Obviously, youve been youve been designated posh. I guess, because youre wearing the tie, but also your slighter of build, you know, and id take it as a compliment. And then bruce is like yeah. And then bruce is like a hero and, you know, treasure. But not our nation, sadly, bruce , thats referring to. Bruce, thats im referring to. Yeah. Your own home. Yeah. Your own home. Yeah. Your own home. Do you much do you get do you get much do you get much home grown because much home grown support because we twitter feed. We monitor the twitter feed. I never really noticed but i never really noticed whether whether it shifts across the border youre on. The border when youre on. People like the i think some people like the fact that i really dont know what talking about. Yes what im talking about. Yes and that might be your constituency rather than a nationalistic yeah. Nationalistic one. Yeah. Yeah, i would say so. Yeah. But no, ive had some nice, nice had some nice, very nice comments social media. Find comments on social media. I find it comforting. Dont they . It very comforting. Dont they . They dont feel alone. They dont want to feel alone. Thats good. So lets a thats good. So lets take a look those front pages. The look at those front pages. The daily with hamas. Daily mail kick off with hamas. Well kill hostage for each israeli attack. And surprisingly , lets say those scenes are in kensington, the daily mail, hamas, sorry , the guardian. Hamas, sorry, the guardian. Next, israel declare hours siege of gaza as hamas threatens captives and an explosion there in gaza. The Financial Times next. Israel enforces complete siege of gaza further horrifying photographic evidence the telegraph israel no choice but to seize gaza. The and the i has to seize gaza. The and the i has hamas threat to execute eight hostages as israel prepares ground invasion. The star has ground invasion. The star has thin edge of the veg once again an outlier. Those were your front pages as. So lets begin front pages as. So lets begin with the daily mail. Nicholas well, of course, the news is still very much dominated by the dramatic conflict in israel , and dramatic conflict in israel, and we have an image of demonstrators in kensington in front of the Israeli Embassy, the title says, how can the british left make excuses for a terrorist group that murders women and children . Obviously, as usual , the palestinians and as usual, the palestinians and in particular hamas enjoy some sort of solidarity or sympathy among the west. It kind of beggars belief. We were just heanng beggars belief. We were just hearing in our own gb news bulletin demonstrators, pro palestinians chanting israel is a terrorist state, just as weve seen images of people being dragged out of their homes, their cars gunned down and in some more disconcerting cases, million agents or terrorists actually celebrating over their naked dead bodies, or they say and the occupation. Well, ive got news for these people. Israel did end the occupation of gaza and they elected hamas. So the pro israeli argument or counter argument would be, okay, i did end the occupation of that bit. Im still occupying west bank, but who gives me who guarantees my security . If guarantees my security . If i were to leave that part as well as often happens when these things escalate , it makes things escalate, it makes everyones position that much more intractable, doesnt it . Anyone who was 5050, about whether israel was right to put up a security fence and 500 checkpoint will feel a good deal less inclined to remove that fence in the near future. Turns out border walls do work. Yeah. Well , sometimes if they are well, sometimes if they are done properly, there are any number of questions , one of number of questions, one of which has to be did they how which has to be how did they how did intelligence fail . Did their intelligence fail . Dramatic . They so dramatic . How did they find themselves with various posts, so on . Posts, unmanned. And so on . I mean, they had they become lax. Its very hard to say. But but certainly i think there is a lot of justified anger at allowing this kind of demonstration outside the Israeli Embassy. Bruce, doesnt to a bruce, that doesnt seem to be a controversial point. I im really i just i just i find it all so appalling. I really do. I really do. I really do. I find it really scary and, yeah, i just one thing i know that people have said, nicholas, i dont know whether you have a view on this is that, you know, obviously the Israeli Palestinian conflict that has been going for , on you that has been going for, on you could say, since the establishment of israel, but the last ten, 15 years, the escalation there with hamas installed inside gaza and so on and the intensity of it, were seeing much more evidence that it has support in london and in the uk generally. Then i can remember, i mean, i dont obviously your memory will be different anyway. Growing up in the last century, there was there was never this sort of sense that, somebody sort of sense that, as somebody said, israel does something bad , then israelis and jews in london become threatened. You know, extra security has to be provided. And if something is done bad to israel, extra security is necessary in london to protect jews. Do you see what to protect jews. Do you see what i mean . It goes either way. And it just feels to me like this is quite a worrying trend in in london that there is a there is a significant contingent on who are pro palestine and not ready to apologise for anything that they do. Well, that is quite, quite alarming, isnt it, because we our overlords keep telling us that diversity is a strength and its cultural enrichment. At of this and and look at some of this and ironically, they define britain by tolerance. And these by its tolerance. And these people, them have people, most of them do have british passports because its enough for british passports because its encyears for british passports because its encyears in for british passports because its encyears in this for british passports because its encyears in this country. For british passports because its encyears in this country. Andir six years in this country. And you get british passport. You get a british passport. Right. They say britain is right. And they say britain is because no longer define because we can no longer define ourself a nation by the ourself as a nation by the engush ourself as a nation by the english language by the english language or by the empire or by the industrial revolution, it was not revolution, because it was not carbon colonialism Carbon Neutral or colonialism because all of them were bad and were white supremacy. So we are tolerant. So where is the tolerant. So where is the tolerant. So where is the tolerant here . Because this is this terrorism attacking this is terrorism attacking civilians and taking hostages and celebrating over their dead bodies. And its quite its quite disappointing to see that even some some parties or some some some even celebrity is fail to recognise this and fail to condemn it. Moving on to the guardian , moving on to the guardian, bruce, what do they have similar lead well this is to do with the tory party conference, the Labour Party Conference where keir starmer is to promise new powers for all of englands towns and cities. He wants to kind of mix up devolution and give much more kind of regional representation and powers to councils , etcetera. And the biggest expansion of devolution since labour was last in power. He will pledge that councils and combined authorities would get more control over such stuff as housing and planning skills, energy, transport and the kind that are currently held by london, the West Midlands and greater manchester. So were looking at more mayors essentially i but then all the kind of i thought all the councils were kind of going an administrator. So im not sure where theyre going get them. Going to get them. Not riding the crest of its not riding the crest of a in terms of localised a wave in terms of localised municipal authority, dont municipal authority, i dont think. Municipal authority, i dont thirlt seems a bit more. It seems a bit more. It seems a bit more. It seems a bit more. I mean, some of these mayors, i dont know, people quite i dont know, some people quite they greater they think the greater manchester, name . Manchester, whats his name . Andy andy burnham. Burnham as hes created nice hes sort of created a nice little fiefdom for himself out there, you know, there, isnt he . But, you know, he big, major labour. He he was a big, major labour. He was was a labour hopeful was he was a labour hopeful before got in. I dont before corbyn got in. I dont know too much about it on the day to day running of the place, but that has always felt to me like a kind of its a natural environment. Greater manchester, its quite a sizeable community. It history its it has its own history and its own and i dont know how own culture and i dont know how many more places you can start scaling that down to. I mean, what nonnich , ipswich, what nonnich, ipswich, cambridge, know , there comes cambridge, you know, there comes a where think youve a point where you think youve got certain amount of got to have a certain amount of critical mass, havent you, to achieve and achieve any independence and have decent budget. Well yeah, have a decent budget. Well yeah, because well what theyre saying is that the tories levelling up is that the tories levelling up is just not working and it hasnt represented anyone and of course the big thing is the hs2 thing and that that seems to have gone off. So yeah , as i say, im really so yeah, as i say, im really not sure how theyre going to make it work because as i say, as they stand at the moment, they dont seem to be well, like birmingham did they not go into administration recently . Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, theyre terrible, terrible telegraph next i think thats right. Obviously we leave the israeli conflict out for now yeah and right at the bottom we have guy fox ditched by hard up council so we know 5th of november theyre going to make their money is round the corner and a lot of these hard up councils are basically skimping on bonfires which apparently on bonfires which are apparently its such a shame because guy fawkes obviously is a big story suggesting story of the history of the british nation, glorious pageants and so on. Exactly. Its fun for the kids. And as i was saying, we have so many of our cultural or historical identity this mantled or, you know , mothballed because of know, mothballed because of racism and also, of course, they now have halloween five days beforehand, which is arguably a bigger celebration for a lot of kids nowadays, makes more sense to them. They get to dress up in a costume. Costume. It was always a bigger celebration in scotland. I think it was because we had a thing called guising and whereas its this trick whereas now its all this trick or treat stuff, which is basically people just mugging you your door. Basically people just mugging you my your door. Basically people just mugging you my kids door. Basically people just mugging you my kids have always said my kids have always said halloween which halloween after christmas, which is obviously a purely capitalist, christmas, capitalist, but after christmas, halloween favourite halloween is their favourite houday halloween is their favourite holiday festival. Its holiday stroke festival. Its the get most excited the one they get most excited about. I would say it about. I think i would say it kind of works for young kids in a but fawkes was a way, but guy fawkes was always, course , slightly always, of course, slightly problematic, its more problematic, but its more inspiring, burning inspiring, literally burning a catholic. I mean, you know, he was wrongun, no question was a wrongun, no question about it. You know, hed asked for had it probably for it, but it had it probably was installed in to order maintain the kind of religious bigotry, whereas halloween is its spookiness, suppose its just spookiness, i suppose maybe what im allowed to maybe thats what im allowed to be a bit cynical. Maybe thats what im allowed to be idit cynical. Maybe thats what im allowed to be id say nical. Maybe thats what im allowed to be id say some of these id say some of these councils that spend thousands on colouring crossings colouring pedestrian crossings into they into rainbow flags, maybe they could some money could have saved some money there it on guy. There and used it on guy. I do think even though its only half an hour, there only over in half an hour, there is something lovely about a large, large crowd people large, large crowd of people gathered on a hillside, isnt there watching, magic there watching, watching magic unfold you know, unfold in the sky. You know, its sad to think that might go forever because once they stop doing couple years doing it for a couple of years in row, it will just bump back in a row, it will just bump back and bounce finish off with the daily star. Very quickly. Bruce. Of the wedge. This is Heston Blumenthals a dish of vegetables stew, a celery stew in his restaurant is retailing at £40 per head. Wow. Wow. Wow. The cost of living crisis and that used to be a diet because apparently it has less calories than it takes to digest or something, isnt it . Yeah, i think thats a load of rubbish. Like the one about the its like the one about the grapefruit the eggs. Grapefruit and the eggs. Like a very niche that sounds like a very niche activity. That the front activity. That is the front pages covered. Join us in a couple dip couple of minutes for a dip inside we have hunt versus reeves. Judge dredd versus shoplifters. Ramen versus braverman. Well see radio. Welcome back to headliners. Your first look at tomorrows papers. Im simon evans and im joined by nicholas de santo and bruce devlin. So the daily mail to kick us off with this section. Nicholas and this is one way to avoid school detention, but its not ideal, obviously not. Jewish school cancels London Jewish School cancels detention and tells students they have to wear blazers they do not have to wear blazers as metropolitan police as the metropolitan police confirmed. They will be increasing patrols outside schools provide reassurance schools to provide reassurance after a spate of anti semitic attacks. So, yes, sadly, as we attacks. So, yes, sadly, as we were discussing , the police are were discussing, the police are ramping up security and this school has told the people or the pupils or their pupils, the pupils, parents rather. Okay. Blazers optional because they dont want to be too identifiable or easy targets. Identifiable or easy targets. I suppose the obvious thing to say is are the blazers obviously jewish . I dont know what i mean. Obviously jewish . I dont know whati mean. Perhaps obviously jewish . I dont know what i mean. Perhaps the school is known in the area , but i is known in the area, but i wondered what the iconography might have been on the badge. Right. Okay sort of thing. But obviously we didnt get any images or i mean there there are all mean there are there are all kinds of ways in which, you know, people who are intent on causing damage might be able to isolate and identify people. Think the run i would think the school run is to be is probably going to be monitored closely. But monitored quite closely. But i dont know why their detention thing maybe thing is. Perhaps because maybe that increases the number of hours people pupils are. Hours people pupils are. Theyre kept together. Theyre kept together. Its one interesting thing. A lot of people shared a picture of a kosher restaurant that had had its windows smashed, but apparently theyre treating that had its windows smashed, but apja rently theyre treating that had its windows smashed, but apja burglaryeyre treating that had its windows smashed, but apja burglary rathereating that had its windows smashed, but apja burglary rather thang that had its windows smashed, but apja burglary rather than athat had its windows smashed, but apja burglary rather than a hate crime. Yeah, there have been different different incidents. Again, unfortunate that again, its unfortunate that at some echelons of the establishment or the media, like novara media, for example, here, notoriously a left wing outlet. Notoriously a left wing outlet. But one of their editors has said the first day of this war has to be celebrated for all supporters of democracy and human rights. I dont know if they know if they have checked how hamas treats their beloved Lgbt Community gaza strip. Its so strange, isnt it . The kind of cognitive dissonance youre intersectionality hierarchy. So all the members of hierarchy. So all the members of novara media, one way or another, essentially tweeted support of palestine and i think she was the you know, the most extraordinary to actually say it was a day of celebration rather than it was in some respects justified by years of oppression and occupation. I think theyre honest, some of them, but is extraordinary. Of them, but is extraordinary. And these people continue to be invited on to bbc, newsnight and so to give views and so on to give their views about gb should be about whether gb news should be cancelled. Worth cancelled. You know, worth beanng cancelled. You know, worth bearing anyway, um, bearing in mind anyway, um, bruce, the son. Yes. So this is shadow chancellor Rachel Reeves , who chancellor Rachel Reeves, who was slammed by jeremy hunt and a whole host of other people for not mentioning the single biggest economic issue in her major conference speech. Major conference speech. And that is the thorny issue of inflation. The single Biggest Issue which the tories have created. Yes, exactly. Thats the whole thing. But its just its ping pong. All the time, isnt it . You know, you did it or you know, a big kid did it or all that kind of stuff. So basically what hunt is saying is that in order for labour fund order for labour to fund everything, because i think they believe going believe that theyre going to resolve economy all the resolve the economy with all the non dom status reversals and all that of stuff. Want to that kind of stuff. They want to overhaul universal credit, child benefit kind benefit and all this kind of stuff, will it will be stuff, but it will it will be them borrowing £28 billion in which to fund all these new things. So you can get a perfectly good track and trace app perfectly good track and trace app for that. Well well, this is the thing. She wants to have a covid inquiry. And i thought, right, okay, thats fine. Why doesnt someone just find where Michelle Mone is and bring her back ask some questions . Back and ask her some questions . Because i know not in the because i know shes not in the isle of man, shes not in glasgow, so shes at large somewhere. Glasgow, so shes at large somewhereshes in china. You maybe shes in china. You never know. China i think. I think the i mean, broadly speaking, Rachel Reeves is budget or budget speech has been intended not to frighten the horses, i think, isnt it, rather than to activate the base , would you say. But then i think i think thats the party line, though, because we were discussing that the other evening with starmer, and was basically saying, and he was basically saying, play and he was basically saying, play down. Yeah the play it down. Yeah the likelihood will get in. Likelihood is we will get in. But want to appear but we dont want to appear arrogant. Dont want to arrogant. We dont want to appear cocky. There to be lost rather is there to be lost rather than be won . Than to be won . When do you think it will be . Do you think it will be . Yeah this time year, at this time next year, right . Yeah. Pretty late. Yeah. I i would have at i mean, i would have hoped at some that they might have some point that they might have been so much pain been creating so much pain financially could financially so that they could ease a bitjust financially so that they could ease a bit just before ease it off a bit just before the election. But the tourism selves theres very the election. But the tourism selve chance theres very the election. But the tourism selve chance of theres very the election. But the tourism selve chance of them 3s very the election. But the tourism selve chance of them beingy the election. But the tourism selve chance of them being able little chance of them being able to do that. I think it is to do that. So i think it is probably going to be an election, a labour victory. But the just dont the question, they just dont want be slaughtered, they . Want to be slaughtered, do they . Thats the thing. They dont want to be slaughtered, do they . That it he thing. They dont want to be slaughtered, do they . That it to thing. They dont want to be slaughtered, do they . That it to be ng. They dont want to be slaughtered, do they . That it to be ng. 197y dont want to be slaughtered, do they . That it to be ng. 197 againt want it to be like 97 again where you get that, you know, its very hard to build up again, yeah again, you know . Yeah do we not just have but then do we not just have to wait for Rupert Murdoch to tell what colour of party is tell us what colour of party is our our new. Our new. Well, hes gone now, isnt he. Hes still. Yeah he he. Although hes still. Yeah he is. Hes actually removed himself. Life himself. Yes. Real life succession scenario. But anything wanted say on anything you wanted to say on this, anything you wanted to say on thiswell, you know, in in well, you know, in in football pre match interviews, post match interviews, both sides give each other a lot of compliments because if they win, theyve won against the big side. If they lose, theyve won against. Thats yeah. Thats good. Yeah. Thats good. Yeah. Can all they want labour can tell all they want about disaster stories, but about the disaster stories, but youve been losing to these guys for 13 years straight and theyve so much damage that for 13 years straight and theynow so much damage that for 13 years straight and theynow youre,nuch damage that for 13 years straight and theynow youre, youreiamage that for 13 years straight and theynow youre, youre hoping that only now youre, youre hoping to really a big to win. So its not really a big compliment them either. No compliment to them either. No i mean, theyve been theyve been strangely for strangely wrong footed for a number of years. Obviously brexit. And they obviously by brexit. And they just really seemed just havent really seemed to know base lies at know where their base lies at all. And obviously the massive change thats changed for all social across social democratic parties across the the death of the west is the death of industry, which was their their core was the working. They core base was the working. They were their elected and now they have to have very strange sort have to have a very strange sort of coalition you know, of coalition of, you know, metrosexual toast metrosexual avocado on toast elites and the, you know, the calculation does get that much harder. Its not simply a question of going we support the unions and the right of a of an honest man to earn an honest wage. Its a much more complicated scenario than that. But having said that, i say, but having said that, as i say, you know, the tories are hanging by a thread now. I would think. You just dont though. You just dont know though. You thats thats you dont know. Thats thats the thing. Nicholas times the whole thing. Nicholas times and the young are adding needless to their needless expense to their avocado toast and iphones with this well. This item as well. Yeah, have to basically yeah, they have to basically the. Lets read the title the youth. Lets read the title Young Private amid young go private amid frustration nhs care. Yeah. Frustration at nhs care. Yeah. Hardly shocking there. The nhs the envy of the world. We are being told. Second only to james corden. Maybe i dont think anybody envies either of those, but. 4,041 of 18 to 24 year but. 4,041 of 18 to 24 year olds, to according this survey, are even so saving skimp ing on socialising on other , you know, socialising on other, you know, expensive gadgets or whatever to be able to have access to private health care, which which changes which or which shows rather a sea change in attitude compared to its interesting generation. I remember i generation. I rememberi had generation. I remember i had private health care very briefly when i was about 30, i think, and it was about 30, i think, and it was pretty affordable then because you dont get that ill when youre 30, you know, i mean, the reality is health is very function of age, you very much a function of age, you know, mean, you could like know, i mean, if you could like map it across your whole life, roughly half of the cost that you incur in the last you create or incur in the last 18 your life, the 18 months of your life, the reality that think private reality is that i think private insurance schemes or private health so on, you Health Schemes and so on, you can get with can almost get it free with a gym membership. You know, when youre well, you can on an apple watch. But, but youre about but, but youre right about the because thats the age thing because thats where you with pet where they get you with pet insurance because by time insurance because by the time the needing you know, la the pet is needing you know, la bella injections or whatever, like they want to cover like they dont want to cover it. Interesting, though, like they dont want to cover it. Scotland, 3, though, like they dont want to cover it. Scotland, a though, like they dont want to cover it. Scotland, a lotugh, like they dont want to cover it. Scotland, a lot of], like they dont want to cover it. Scotland, a lot of my and in scotland, a lot of my friends have gone private for their teeth. Right. And they because get i think because to try and get i think its same up and down the its the same up and down the whole country. But whole of the country. But the waiting in which get an waiting list in which to get an nhs dentist can be really long. But it is interesting that at least or ethically least morally or ethically or however they dont however you put it, they dont really a problem with it. Really have a problem with it. And think may be the and i think it may be that the stranglehold that the false binary the and the binary between the nhs and the american is starting to american system is starting to lose Grip National lose its grip on the national consciousness. You know, the idea if we dont have the idea that if we dont have the nhs , only alternative is an nhs, the only alternative is an american swallows up american system that swallows up 18 causes over 80 of 18 of gdp, causes over 80 of bankruptcies in america , and bankruptcies in america, and medical expenses and so on. There are so many other options. There are so many other options. There are so many other slightly nuanced are nuanced options that are available sweden belgium available in sweden and belgium and all of it. Maybe we and all the rest of it. Maybe we are to the light are starting to see the light times bruce shop lifters times again. Bruce shop lifters could immediately into could be immediately put into the village stocks. Well, repeat shoplifters. So obviously cost of living crisis and people are out nick and butter and all that kind of thing whatever. Butter and all that kind of thirand, whatever. Butter and all that kind of thirand, you|atever. Butter and all that kind of thirand, you know,. Well, and, you know, fine, well, not fine. You know, thats what it is. Thats what it is, though, right . Shoplifting has been on the rise over well armed police forces. Focus serious forces. Focus more on serious crimes. What i didnt crimes. So this is what i didnt understand. Here, repeat understand. It says here, repeat shoplifters could lose their right opt for a trial by jury right to opt for a trial by jury in plans being considered. That would help clear the crown court backlog. Yeah, i didnt realise backlog. Yeah, i didnt realise as as as a criminal that you were allowed to say how you were to be tried or whatever sort of thing, but you know that are, im not saying that shoplifting is right. Okay im not. But there are many more serious things that i think need Court Attention than someone processing it quickly to clear up the backlog. I think thats probably sensible. I think the thing with shoplifting at the moment is it a mix of yes, some people are trying to feed their family and obviously some are always a cry for is also for help. There is also definitely an uptick in it just because people have realised they with it. Its they can get away with it. Its becoming a cultural thing. So youre talking about people just taking people that arent just taking a pot theyre taking pot noodle, theyre taking a plasma telly. Plasma screen telly. No, theyre i well, no, theyre taking i mean, some them are still mean, some of them are still taking groceries. Lot it is taking groceries. A lot of it is in co op, but its not purely because of the of living because of the cost of living crisis. Also because there crisis. It is also because there is a recognition once you do it once with it, once and you get away with it, you think, well, why would i pay . Pay . But pay . But this is this is i mean, at the risk of sounding a bit cliche, i blame also the social media this is a trend media because this is a trend also the atlantic in the us. And we see all these videos in which these youths in hoodies and masks are encouraged by the whole, know, ideology. Whole, you know, covid ideology. Yes. Storming into these apple stores, stores, stores, other stores, supermarkets gadgets supermarkets get go for gadgets and nothing them. The and nothing happens to them. The police, are are police, if there are any, are outnumbered big american chains like target actively discourage their employees from even confronting these people. So theres no consequences for what happened. Do you remember there was all the looting to do with the blackberry messenger about ten, 15 you remember that . 15 years. Do you remember that . And it was a blackberry message. It was all done on blackberry messenger. My messenger. I missed my blackberry. Blackberry. Nicholas, weve got well, nicholas, weve got time for one more in this section. Labours mishra rahman thinks braverman thinks Suella Braverman has an unusual ambition. , she has been suella well, she has been Suella Braverman by this labour member of the National Executive committee. Ms rahman has been committee. Ms rahman has been branded as the most racist brown people in britain. I mean, if you allow me, when it comes to racism, the worst form of racism comes from the left and, and i know a thing or two about it. These these people believe that you can have a penis and be a woman, but they have such a hard time believing that somebody can be a bit brown and still love the country or god or be against the country or god or be against the borders or whatever. The borders or whatever. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. Because im italian and iranian. On a good day, i look italian, but even on those days, theyre like, oh, youre italian. Why do you like italian. So why do you like brexit . Dont want free brexit . Dont you want free mobility . Im like, mobility . And im like, do you mean so boring useless mean im so boring and useless that only set foot on that i could only set foot on these shores . Dont know if would i dont know if you would call it racism, but there is certainly a bigotry is certainly a bigotry that is directed are directed towards people who are perceived been perceived to have been a traitor. They pigeonhole you because thats classic racism. You, are brown they say you, you are brown or parents were brown or or your parents were brown or immigrants. Definition and immigrants. So by definition and automatically should automatically you should be in our so you are not allowed our camp. So you are not allowed to have your own opinion. I mean, is racist than that . There is also a ridiculous tendency, home secretaries, particularly. I mean, ive particularly. I mean, ive always every single tory always said every single tory conference for as long i can conference for as long as i can remember, has shown a sickening lurch to the right, according to the newspapers the left. And the newspapers and the left. And every is every single home secretary is much the last one. Much worse than the last one. You know, priti patel was regarded as being again a traitor and also traitor to her race and also like a, you know, devil in heels. Theresa may was. Theyve all theyve like theres just theyve just like theres just been tory been a long sequence of tory home secretaries who are all regarded being satanic. Regarded as being satanic. I think. I think why people are angry at suella is because she claims that multiple culturalism doesnt work. Culturalism doesnt work. Although shes a very successful product of it. I think so. I think with some people shes a product of multi ethnicity rather than multi because she is she is part of the monoculture. How define multiculturalism. Unfortunately, over multiculturalism. Time tunately, over multiculturalism. Time and tely, over multiculturalism. Time and telycannot over multiculturalism. Time and telycannot explore our time and we cannot explore this as id like to, but this as much as id like to, but we are at the Halfway Point after the interval. Have after the interval. We have self confessed dinosaurs. Nobel prize Winning Economist and disappointed very disappointed brexiteers very much like the gb news foyer. Well youre listening to gb news radio. Radio. And welcome back to headliners. So bruce metro. Now headliners. So bruce metro. Now to no ones great surprise, theyve attacked our channels latest star booking. Well, they have and i was only with this person last night john cleese struggling to get guests on his new out of touch news show ahead of the debut of his new show that is being produced by andrew doyle. Im john cleese has revealed that hes struggling to get guests. Well, he never asked me so thats completely hes not struggled present tense because its recorded , hasnt it . Its been recorded, hasnt it . And thats why didnt and thats why i didnt understand some guests. Understand some great guests. I think maybe made some think maybe he made some flippant about how hard flippant remark about how hard it to get interesting people it was to get interesting people , them. , but he got them. The unfortunate thing i think the unfortunate thing with dame john, if i may, is his mouth run away himself mouth does run away with himself sometimes. So i think he probably himself. Probably got himself. Got some good copy just they got some good copy just by him literally when he by taking him literally when he was mischievous. His was being mischievous. But his thing saying that its out thing about saying that its out of his joke , isnt of touch is his own joke, isnt it . Thats his at it . Thats his joke at his expense. I think. It . Thats his joke at his eprnd. I think. It . Thats his joke at his eprnd this1ink. It . Thats his joke at his eprnd this is k. It . Thats his joke at his eprnd this is the show its and this is the show its called dinosaurs, isnt it . Yes. Yes yes, exactly. The dinosaur era. Hes celebrating it. Well, its be on gb news. Its going to be on gb news. When it start . By the 29th when does it start . By the 29th of october 29th. You can judge for yourself, nicholas of october 29th. You can judge for yoursel now,holas of october 29th. You can judge for yoursel now, i las of october 29th. You can judge for yourselnow, i must it telegraph. Now, i must say, it sounds easier than i thought to get nobel prize. Get a nobel prize. Well, a nobel prize, you know, the prize that know, the same prize that went to arafat and barack to Yasser Arafat and barack obama. Thats true. Doing well . Nothing. Well, this is this one, though, is a bit more prestigious because this is an economy nobel prize awarded to gender pay gap economist and when i first read the title, i thought, okay, so now we are propagating, propagating this myth of gender pay gap , which myth of gender pay gap, which doesnt exist, but to be fair, claudia goldin, who is a professor of harvard, studied gender pay gap or women at work for decades. She has some fair points indeed. She says its not the fault of the so called sexist bosses that some women earn less because they were, you know, having child caring duty. Now, here it says she found the main Factor Holding womens earnings is caring for children. I dont know if the wording is hers or the telegraphs. I dont agree with the wording because its not a know, its not its not a you know, its not holding you back if you care for your children. But its i mean, just the objective speaking in terms your earnings, terms terms of your earnings, in terms of your whole life, the balance and what you put into it, and what have you put into it, its a choice. You hopefully you make for yourself. It does seem to be. Its interesting, isnt yourself. It does seem to be. Itsweve interesting, isnt yourself. It does seem to be. Itsweve probablyig, isnt yourself. It does seem to be. Itsweve probably covered it . Weve probably covered before that in countries which it . Weve probably covered befonthe at in countries which it . Weve probably covered befonthe at in couigenderhich it . Weve probably covered befonthe at in couigender freedom have the greatest gender freedom where do whatever where people can do whatever they regardless of their they want regardless of their sex. Women up taking sex. More women end up taking more off to have children, more time off to have children, ironically, know. Yeah. And ironically, you know. Yeah. And you know, its but obviously if youve got a 30 year career from which to get from starting out to the board level position , to the board level position, its going to be harder than if youve got a 40 year career. I guess you know . Yeah, because all other things women have been sold this, this lie or this myth that toiling in a know, gloomy, toiling in a you know, gloomy, bleak corporate job rather than caring for your children, that is freedom , right . Is freedom, right . And then they reach 40 and they realise that, you know, they realise that, you know, they not happy. They are not happy. My wife done it all. And my wife has done it all. Shes it both. And shes had it both. And shes absolutely exhausted. I dont know. What do you think . Good for her. Good for her. The thing the thing that amazed was that the prize amazed me was that the prize money is £820,000, is 11 money is £820,000, which is 11 million kronor. Money is £820,000, which is 11 million kronor. So shed million swedish kronor. So shed be a millionaire she went to be a millionaire if she went to sweden. Yes. Think an economist you think as an economist youd realise that i was a millionaire in italy before euro was easy . I think its quite nice to give it. Its technically. I seem to remember. Sure, i remember reading this somewhere. Its actually somewhere. Its not actually a nobel nobel. Its nobel prize. Its nobel. Its nobel prize. Its nobel. Its nobel not one nobel sponsor, but its not one of original prizes. It of the original prizes. It doesnt really matter. But i think of all prizes that you think of all the prizes that you get like a lot them are for get like a lot of them are for for, like physics, you know, the discovery of some particle or the proof of the gravity waves or whatever. I cant imagine the physics ones, know, using physics ones, you know, using that money very what would they do with it . You know , theres do with it . You know, theres the literature, of course , which the literature, of course, which which is famously always said, thats throwing a lifeboat to a man whos whos made it to the shore. You know, by the time you get nobel prize, no get the nobel prize, you no longer it. And then peace, longer need it. And then peace, which need private which is if you need private health you do. Yes, thats health care, you do. Yes, thats true. But economist, true. But an economist, i imagine shes probably, you know, got quite know, shes probably got quite a lot ideas about what she can lot of ideas about what she can do that. We could look do with that. We could look fonnard interesting fonnard to some interesting possibly some sort of think tank. To tank. Anyway, bruce, to according independent, sunak tank. Anyway, bruce, to accc been independent, sunak tank. Anyway, bruce, to accc been greenlighting ent, sunak has been greenlighting transphobia, is surely transphobia, which is surely netflixs labours. Dame angela eagle accused the Prime Minister of gaslighting the country by claiming he was being bullied over trans gender gaslighting or greenlighting gaslighting or greenlighting Gaslighting Gaslighting emphasis on gas, not green but greenhouse gases. On gas, not green but greenhouse gases. Thats gases and lights. Gases. Thats gases and lights. Ehm conservative are on the romans and sections of the press have in inverted commas, given the green light for transgender people to be attacked on the streets. And this these are the streets. And this these are the words of dame angela eagle also people are claiming that this speech he did was similar to the thatcher speech , which back in thatcher speech, which back in the 80s where i think she said something about, she found it alarming. Something about, she found it alarming. Im something about, she found it alarming. Im paraphrasing here alarming. Im paraphrasing here that children felt they had the inalienable right in which to be 93v inalienable right in which to be gay. So there are parallels that are being drawn , you know, about are being drawn, you know, about how homophobia and his alleged transphobia. Transphobia. I mean, it has been an attempt to paint them in the same light, hasnt it . Im not sure they are quite the same, but it does feel like this is the end of the road for that whole movement to some extent. I mean, theres a sense that the Gay Liberation trans gay and lesbian liberation was a very significant moment in my lifetime. You know, the change of opinion , the degree to which of opinion, the degree to which the public has embraced gay marriage now and so on, it was all just such a wonderful , all just such a wonderful, extraordinary triumph. And now this just feels somebody this just feels like Somebody Just trying to kind keep that just trying to kind of keep that that sense that theyre fighting a tyranny alive. Is it . A tyranny alive. Is it . Its like you wonder. Yeah, its like you wonder. Its like feminism. You reached its like feminism. You reached equality. Just just enjoy it. You know what this reminded me of . You know, that famous or infamous interview with dr. Jordan peterson and Kathy Griffin of channel 4 . Yes right. Which became a masterclass in how to deal with an interviewer. Kathy newman, i beg your pardon, became a masterclass in how to deal with an interviewer who is in bad faith. But now it we still have this meme that makes the rounds on social media where, where, where dr. Jordan peterson says, well, today i had egg and bacon for breakfast and kathy newman says, so you mean that we should kill all the vegans . So here what youre vegans . So here what youre saying, rishi sunak yeah, so what youre saying is we should kill all the vegans here. Rishi sunaki kill all the vegans here. Rishi sunak i simply said, do not bully us into believing that a man can be a woman or the other way around. And they are saying so we should beat up so you mean we should beat up all people on the road provocation . Yes. Its interesting, yes. Its interesting, isnt it . Amounts to a it . What amounts to a provocation and what doesnt, you know, in different circumstances. That circumstances. But i think that one stretch, this staying one is a stretch, this staying with independent. Now, with the independent. Now, nicholas, found nicholas, a poll has found exactly supposed to exactly what it was supposed to find. Just 9 of find. I imagine just 9 of british voters think brexit has gone well. Poll finds. You know, nowadays, if you look at it, i mean, look at south africa. Can we say the end of apartheid had gone wrong because south africa is such poor and dangerous is such a poor and dangerous place its been years since place and its been years since it happened for brexit. You know , we had a government, somebody did say that didnt they . And got into quite lot of and got into quite a lot of trouble, believe. Buti trouble, i believe. But i can imagine. Shall we recapture the can we shall we recapture the colonies . Because these colonies . Because many of these colonies . Because many of these colonies are struggling, you know, calling france to save know, calling for france to save them the point is, we them anyway, the point is, we had three years of negotiations with the government that, you know, funnily enough, was led by, by theresa may, who was against brexit in the first place. Yes, go figure. And then we had covid. Had lockdowns. We had covid. We had lockdowns. And doing better in and still we are doing better in terms of inflation and other other some the other factors than some of the european partners. And these european partners. And these people, even nowadays, Harry Maguire manchester maguire opens Manchester Uniteds they blame uniteds own goal. They blame brexit and that is absolutely a trope that ive recognised or i think also people are just sort of feeling it disappearing in the rear view mirror a little bit. Now are they not, what with brexit . Yeah, i think it is still raw. Still raw. I think the one point i would like to make is that you get proper duty free in the airport now, right . And thats one of the brexit benefits because i brought back a lot of cheap gin from spain. Thats a marvellous observation. I think might observation. I think that might have final one for this have swung it final one for this story hour, parenting story for this hour, parenting news. This is in news. Bruce. Yes and this is in the times and a bond with the times and a close bond with parents a young produces parents at a young age produces kind teenagers. Kind of teenagers. And basically what this article saying, policies that and basically what this articleparents1g, policies that and basically what this articleparents to policies that and basically what this articleparents to spendes that and basically what this articleparents to spend moret and basically what this articleparents to spend more time allow parents to spend more time with their children could create a generation mentally a generation of more mentally resilient and pro social teenagers, children who enjoy a close, loving bond with their parents at pre school age are more likely to grow into kind, helpful, generous and empathetic teenagers , a study has found. Teenagers, a study has found. Who knew . Who knew . Well, the only thing i would say is having had two children, you know , its a two way street. You know, its a two way street. Its for the kids to show a little bit of affection and kindness as well towards the parents. Them have nights parents. Let them have a nights sleep occasionally. Then theyll get the morning. You get some in the morning. You know, they have know, i think they have to remember i you what i remember that i tell you what i mean. Im being tongue in cheek, obviously, but there is a there is a of to that. And is a grain of truth to that. And i do think it is possible to guilt trip some parents who are really struggling it in really struggling to find it in themselves, to be kind and warm and affectionate and snuggly and affectionate when difficult. You when a child is difficult. You have also just the have to also just give the parents of slack parents a little bit of slack and go, you know what . Its and just go, you know what . Its tough sometimes and you to tough sometimes and you have to knuckle just knuckle down and just get through and beat through this and dont beat yourself up. If when theyre 12, yourself up. If when theyre 12, you you feel a little you know, you feel its a little bit distant. You did that to yourself. Just yourself. Sometimes thats just the luck of the draw. Well poor parents have to two jobs parents also have to do two jobs and barely make it. And still barely make it. Also economy . So thats also the economy . So thats also the economy . So i blame brexit. I think so i blame brexit. Well, one more section to go after the break. 50 cent in wales health cricket, Wales Mental Health in cricket, vaginas museum. All and so we kick off with the rapper 50 cent, nicholas, who you are fully informed about. No i did fully read the article , i did fully read the article, but yeah, not my territory. But this is a nice heartwarming story in the title. Daily mail says you can find him in the Football Club referring to his one of his most successful albums or singles in that club. Sorry, i dont have that club. Sorry, i dont have a lot of street cred, but rapper 50 cent makes surprising move to sponsor welsh under 14 girl team with his brand g unit as he follows wrexham owners Ryan Reynolds and Rob Mcelhenney lead so we know wrexham is a welsh Football Club. Yes, has been owned by these two Hollywood Star ryan stars Ryan Reynolds and Rob Mcelhenney have changed the fortunes of the club. There is a documentary on us tv about they played the us womens team as a result. Exactly. And hammered them not not a good moment for womens football. But lets not go there. So leave it to the uk is hoping to sort of offset that kind of propaganda disaster. Well, basically this happened apparently by by chance one of these girls dads had been one of these girls dads had been on tour, worked on tour with on a tour, worked on a tour with 0. 50 and other dads, jokingly said how sponsorship . Said, how about a sponsorship . And went they went to him, and they went they went to him, were a bit cheeky. And he said, yes, well, you know, it never hurts to ask, does it, bruce . No, no. And if youve got an uncle fiddy, then go for it. Yeah. With what i imagine sticking with what i imagine is incomprehensible sporting sticking with what i imagine is incwforjrehensible sporting sticking with what i imagine is incwfor you, nsible sporting sticking with what i imagine is incwfor you, bruce, sporting sticking with what i imagine is incwfor you, bruce, the rting sticking with what i imagine is incwfor you, bruce, the cricket news for you, bruce, the cricket and Mental Health connection. This is well within your comfort zone. Absolutely. I you know, i do laugh at the way the stories are divided up, particularly with the one i will be ending no the one i will be ending on. No spoilers. Cricket can spoilers. Yes so cricket can lead poor Mental Health. Lead to poor Mental Health. Speaking the cheltenham speaking at the cheltenham literature burley literature festival, mike burley , the former england captain, says the sport brings a roller coaster of emotions. As i just coaster of emotions. As i just thought it was boring and thats why were depressed. Why they were depressed. Think its roller i dont think its a roller coaster, i must admit it does. That a bit. Its not that feels a bit. Its not really is it . Really that exciting, is it . Its a long, slow grind. I dont think it is. It just i dont think it is. Itjust seems to be a of running and seems to be a lot of running and batting and all that kind of stuff, you know, like waitrose on afternoon. Mike on a saturday afternoon. Mike bailey form bailey also said that short form cricket the biggest threat to cricket is the biggest threat to the, cricket risks the, to the sport. Cricket risks damaging players Mental Health because dramatic or because loss is more dramatic or drastic. Drastic. I think the thing it means is and i do understand this a tiny bit, ive had some i dont play cricket, but ive had some experience this experience with things like this where get all hyped up for where you get all hyped up for your out there your innings, you go out there and bowled out in the and youre bowled out in the first ball or something. There is extraordinary like like is an extraordinary be like like a opens up in your heart a vacuum opens up in your heart at that moment. Youre just at that moment. Youre now just going sitting on a bench going to be sitting on a bench for next day and a half. And for the next day and a half. And you were hoping a you were hoping to make a contribution. I dont think, though, honest, that that though, to be honest, that that is cricketers experienced is why cricketers experienced mental mean, Mental Health problems. I mean, i usually of i think theyre usually kind of theres there, there theres a seed there, but there have few and theyve left have been a few and theyve left tours and so on. I think its something to do with the culture in matches to be in between the matches to be right, ben stokes, whos right, because ben stokes, whos the current, hes the the current, i think hes the current captain. He has spoken publicly that hes having to take medication to anxiety. Yeah but to deal with anxiety. Yeah but then 50 of teenagers then so like 50 of teenagers doing you know, doing a levels, you know, i think everyones the sympathy is just out the tv just reeking out of the tv luxury news now in luxury guilt news now in the mail, and have to mail, nicholas and i have to say, youre staying in a say, if youre staying in a hilton hotel, youre probably already over your carbon already over your daily carbon budget, arent you . Yeah. It i suppose so, yeah. It depends you got there. So in depends how you got there. So in an exclusive the daily an exclusive story, the daily mail that hilton adds mail reports that hilton adds carbon to its to carbon ratings to its menus to encourage customers to choose more environmentally friendly meals. The chefs meals. I just think the chefs have gone lazy. They just want to boil celery or whatever. Heston blumenthal is doing. What next . Are they going to ban Mail Order Brides or Long Distance relationships or put your Carbon Footprint if you want to minimise your Carbon Footprint, you you should be you know you should not be staying hilton hotel. Staying in a hilton hotel. Are much more energy there are much more Energy Efficient could efficient places that you could park rump overnight. Thats park your rump overnight. Thats the you be the main thing you should be thinking about. Considering as well that kathy daughter, paris , Kathy Hiltons daughter, paris, she the world she flew around the world constantly many sort constantly for many years sort of thing. Kathy is a real of thing. And kathy is a real housewife and theyre always in private so its a bit private planes. So its a bit like really, you know what i mean . I suppose if they think their customers want this, thats another the another matter. But like the wealthy love to be have wealthy just love to be have some of tiny signal some kind of tiny Little Signal they can make to not just think i its just another thing because i dont think it would put anyone off. Its like, have you flown america . Youve flown america, youre not bothered. America, so youre not bothered. And every time i mean, and also, every time i mean, ive in hotel in ive seen the menus in hotel in in the room thing. In the room service thing. They have a little symbol for what might be in it, like vs and peas for fish and stuff. Then you have all the calorie count. The first couple of times you see this, you cant do. Thats interesting. After a while you just carry on while you just have carry on having whatever bounces off the sides, it . Having whatever bounces off the sid its it . Having whatever bounces off the sid |ts more it . Having whatever bounces off the sid |ts more even more pressure its more even more pressure on first dates, right . You have look at the price you have to look at the price and look at the calorie intake. Well, sort of Carbon Footprint. And look at the calorie intake. We|areort of Carbon Footprint. And look at the calorie intake. We|are youf Carbon Footprint. And look at the calorie intake. We|are you thinking footprint. And look at the calorie intake. We|are you thinking ofntprint. And look at the calorie intake. We|are you thinking of darling, are you thinking of darling, you to be judged by you dont want to be judged by the lady is maybe a vegan or the lady who is maybe a vegan or something. Anyway of something. Anyway talking of things the sides, things bouncing off the sides, the museum is the London Vagina Museum is reopened. Realise there bruce i didnt realise there was i didnt it was one and i didnt realise it had yes. Londons had closed. So yes. Londons Vagina Museum is to reopen after surpassing a fundraising goal Vagina Museum is to reopen after surpthis1g a fundraising goal Vagina Museum is to reopen after surpthis is a fundraising goal Vagina Museum is to reopen after surpthis is the|ndraising goal Vagina Museum is to reopen after surpthis is the worldsig goal Vagina Museum is to reopen after surpthis is the worlds first al and this is the worlds first museum devoted to the female organ. Moves bigger organ. It moves to bigger premises after more than 200 , premises after more than 200, 2500 people have donated. And 2500 people have donated. And this is in poyser street in Bethnal Green right. And it opens on the 4th of november. However the its only going to be open on the first floor because theres something wrong with the lift. So you can only go and work out if youre telling me a joke now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Its in the article. Yeah. Dont try and find the clitoris exhibition. Well, exactly. But you cant go in the lift. It might be something there. Yeah so as well as having an exhibition, the museum is going to cafe. Right. To also house a cafe. Right. Its nice. Thats Carbon Footprint. Thats a Carbon Footprint. Thats a Carbon Footprint. Well, exactly. And well host events performances, well, exactly. And well host events comedynances, well, exactly. And well host events comedy and es, well, exactly. And well host events comedy and workshops. Including comedy and workshops. Think comedy. I would think mainly comedy. I that would the i would think that would be the obvious thing, wouldnt it, really . But then wondering if the workshop remember workshop because i remember edina she a edina and abfab, she did a workshop for her privates to get in feminine self. In touch with her feminine self. So dont know if theres lot so i dont know if theres a lot of that going on. For of that going on. Im for it. Was was the vagina was there was the vagina monologues was a touring monologues that was a touring show for many years. Yes, it must have come to an end now, but yes. But that was huge. Yes. I remember seeing gail porter, kaye adams i remember seeing gail port Michelle Kaye adams i remember seeing gail port michelle mcmanus. Ye adams i remember seeing gail port michelle mcmanus. Wow. Ams and michelle mcmanus. Wow. Got three of them lodged. Yes. There you go. Yes. There you go. You. You. Yeah, i know which is odd for a of my persuasion. A gentleman of my persuasion. There is something about bethnal attracts Bethnal Green that attracts these think the museum these quirky, i think the museum of comedy might be in Bethnal Green actually theres green as well. Actually theres a these. And the museum a few of these. And the museum of there, which of childhood is there, which i would is not an ideal would imagine is not an ideal double for family day out with would imagine is not an ideal douvagina family day out with would imagine is not an ideal douVagina Museum. Lay out with the Vagina Museum. Not family day out. Maybe not family day out. When was a young student, i when i was a young student, i went the sex museum in went to the sex museum in amsterdam friend of mine amsterdam with a friend of mine and her parents showed and suddenly her parents showed up. Of her up. And then one of her professors showed up. So if you go to this museum in Bethnal Green, just make quick. You green, just make it quick. You dont going to show dont know whos going to show up same time. Up at the same time. Mean, part of me wants i mean, the part of me wants to just how many exhibits to say just how many exhibits can there be . But, you know, i suppose explore suppose if they explore everything connected with the whole be, you whole thing that would be, you know, quite a few. Know, that was quite a few. There is there was the illustration in the guardian is of of glamorous lady like of a sort of glamorous lady like a glitter tampon. Right . Did you see that . Do theyre trying do you know theyre trying to get glitter. Oh are they . Get rid of glitter. Oh are they . Yeah. Its something get rid of glitter. Oh are they . Ye do its something get rid of glitter. Oh are they . Ye do with its something get rid of glitter. Oh are they . Ye do with germany. Something get rid of glitter. Oh are they . Ye do with germany. Theyreiing to do with germany. Theyre trying or whatever trying to outlaw it or whatever because not a bio because its not a bio degradable part of tampon degradable as part of a tampon or generally . No, no, just generally. No, no, just generally. So, know, generally. So, you know, i feel people going to feel sorry for people going to Kylie Minogue concerts because thats thats the big finish. Two little girls, i have two little girls, im all eliminating glitter all for eliminating glitter because mess really. Absolutely. Gets everywhere. So to finish off so guardian to finish off i suspect this will be suspect bruce this will be something we always encounter 1 or 2 of these oh, we got to do. So we got a different one. Have i got it wrong . Is it the. The underground city . Oh, yeah. Sorry. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Its the underground city. Im mistake. Im sorry. My mistake. You want to go or shall i . You want to go or shall i . No, no. Ive just done no, no, no. Ive just done the im tired. The vaginas. Im tired. Enough. And you did it fair enough. And you did it quite thoroughly. Thank you. Tempting very tempting little underground we underground city. But we have 20s now. Most advanced okay, so most advanced underground city is in in underground city is in turkey in the province amazing. The province of konya. Amazing. But cant go there but if you cant go there in london, to going open london, theyre to going open the underground quite the blitz underground quite soon, and its going to be a tourist attraction. Nice. I have been to the oh, nice. I have been to the edinburgh dungeon. Youve been oh, nice. I have been to the edthere . 1 dungeon. Youve been in there . Been a dungeon. Yes. Yes. Oh, yes , a dungeon. Anyway oh, yes, a dungeon. Anyway i quite like the look of this underground place in turkey. I would like to go and live in somewhere like that. A series of. I always felt the hobbit in me is aiming to come out. This is how im going to retire. Right thats enough for the evening. Have just time to evening. We have just time to have tuesdays have a quick look at tuesdays front one last the front pages. One last time, the daily mail. Will kill daily mail. Hamas will kill a hostage for each israeli attack. An and bad demonstrations outside the Israeli Embassy in london. The guardian israel declares siege of gaza as hamas threatens captives. The Financial Times. Threatens captives. The Financial Times. Israel armed Financial Times. Israel armed forces complete siege of gaza. The telegraph. Israel no choice the telegraph. Israel no choice but to seize gaza. The hamas threat to execute hostages. As israel prepares a ground invasion, the star the thin edge of the veg. Heston blumenthals expensive veg. Those were your front pages. Thats all we have front pages. Thats all we have time for. Thank you to my guest, nicholas de santo and bruce devlin. I will be back here tomorrow, same time with josh howie and paul thank howie and paul cox. Thank into breakfast with eamonn and isabel on this tuesday morning. Heres whats leading the news this morning. Israeli Prime MinisterBenjamin Netanyahu has warned that enormous force will be used against hamas as the bombing of gaza continues overnight. Overnight. Israel has ordered a complete siege of the gaza strip, cutting off food, fuel, electricity and Water Supplies in the uk. Three people have been arrested during pro palestine protests outside the Israeli Embassy in london. The home secretary has asked for more Police Patrols to protect jewish communities throughout england and wales. Rishi sunak says the uk is poised to offer Israel Military help if required. Military help if required. In other news, keir starmer is set to deliver his keynote speech at the Labour Party Conference in liverpool. Our conference in liverpool. Our deputy Political Editor tom hannood reid is there. Hannood reid is there. A decade of national renewal. Thats what the labour leader is going to promise at 2 00 pm this afternoon. But