System in the united states, a court has ruled that the former President Donald Trump and his Family Business were found liable for fraud , for illegally liable for fraud, for illegally inflating his assets and net worth. Worth. The ruling came after a civil lawsuit brought by new yorks attorney general, letitia james. She accused him of inflating the value of his assets by as much as £29 billion to access preferable loan terms. The assets include his mar a lago estate in florida , his apartment estate in florida, his apartment in trump tower and other buildings and golf courses. A buildings and golf courses. A trial has been scheduled for october for the second. Back here at home, the mayor of Greater Manchester says he could take legal action against the government if the northern section of hs2 is scrapped. Andy burnham says labour will build hsz if it burnham says labour will build hs2 if it wins the election because a failure to do so would have massive implications for the north. The Prime Minister is reported to be alarmed by the runaway cost of the high speed rail link believed to exceed £100 billion of taxpayer money and the former cop26 president , sir alok sharma has announced he will not stand as a tory mp at the next general election. His announcement comes a few days after he raised concerns about rishi sunak weakening net zero policies. The former cabinet minister says its not been an easy decision, but hell still champion Climate Action in for the remainder of his time in parliament this is gb news across the uk on tv , in your across the uk on tv, in your car, on Digital Radio and now on your Smart Speaker by saying play your Smart Speaker by saying play a gb news. This is britains news. Britains news. Channel hello. Hello. Hello. Welcome to headliners i im lam em im simon evans joining me tonight to provide intelligent and sensitive analysis of wednesdays newspapers. We have two comedians. Well, its a ridiculous idea, but it works here is headliners legend leo kearse and circuit legend adam bloom. Adam bloom. Hello. Hello. Hello. How are you. 7 how are you. 7 how are you. 7 all how are you . All right . Yeah, good. Thanks, adam. Our first time together after many years in 1997. I know. Many years in 1997. I know. Those were the days, i know. Those were the days, werent they . Glory . Werent they . Glory . Ive been reliving those years recently. Perrier shortlist , 1997. Do perrier shortlist, 1997. Do you remember . You remember . I was. No. I was. No. i was. No. Shall i tell you it . Yes. Milton jones. Al murray. Al murray. Graham norton. Johnny vegas and the league of gentlemen. Wow. And the league. Wow. And the league. And the league of gentlemen won did win it. They did win it. They did win it. Entire thing was but the entire thing was a league gentlemen. League of gentlemen. Didnt matter got so it didnt matter who got newcomer that year. Then it wasnt johnny vegas. Could have been because he wasnt johnny vegas. Iauld have been because he wasnt johnny vegas. Ia newiave been because he wasnt johnny vegas. Ia new he; been because he wasnt johnny vegas. Ia new he wasen because he wasnt johnny vegas. Ia new he was a because he wasnt johnny vegas. Ia new he was a newcomer. S wasnt johnny vegas. Ia new he was a newcomer. But was a new he was a newcomer. But oh, was. Was it barker oh, no, it was. Was it aj barker might barker. Might have been arj barker. Barker and johnny it was arj barker and johnny vegas is manager complained to the Perrier Panel that he should have got newcomer, but he should i yeah, but you got nominated for the big one. Got a nomination elevated to the big. Welcome nuts. Nomination elevated to the big. Weianyway, nuts. Nomination elevated to the big. Weianyway, we nuts. Nomination elevated to the big. Weianyway, we got nuts. Nomination elevated to the big. Weianyway, we got that. Anyway, we got that out of the way. Have look at the way. Lets have a look at wednesdays pages. The way. Lets have a look at weithe days pages. The way. Lets have a look at weithe daily pages. The way. Lets have a look at weithe daily mail pages. The way. Lets have a look at weithe daily mail kickes. The way. Lets have a look at weithe daily mail kick us off the daily mail kick us off labours class war begins on day one. We have the telegraph lockdown damage to children was preventable. And there is mick preventable. And there is mick jagger with his the guardian feminist approach to cancer could save 800,000 womens lives a year. As the Financial Times a year. As the Financial Times says, amazon uses monopoly to hurt shoppers, says us shoppers. The i private schools go to battle with labour over 20 vat in first year of winning power the sun by pilar snorts coke off topless woman then tries to fly plane those were your front pages. Plane those were your front pages. So obviously were not pages. So obviously were not taking the ba pilot approach to the show tonight. Were were the show tonight. Were were totally and horribly sober. First up, we have the telegraph i you have just said a herbal tea. So the bad news is that British Culture will disappear without migration controls, says braverman. Braverman. The good news is british people have been conditioned to hate their culture, so they wont mind. But yeah , this is she. Speaking during a visit to the us. As home secretary the us. As the home secretary said in speech migration the us. As the home secretary sa the| speech migration the us. As the home secretary sa the uk;peech migration the us. As the home secretary sa the uk and h migration the us. As the home secretary sa the uk and europe migration the us. As the home secretary sa the uk and europe migrat past to the uk and europe in the past 25 years been too much, too 25 years have been too much, too quick , with too little thought quick, with too little thought given and social given to integration and social cohesion the failed cohesion rather than the failed dogma multiculturalism. Cohesion rather than the failed dogma multicultural ism. And dogma of multicultural ism. And were still seeing huge amounts of illegal migration. Shes cited over 100,000 migrants arriving in the uk in the last few years and 2. 8 million arriving in the us this year. And i mean suella is an example of good migration. So her parents, i believe, fled uganda when idi amin took power and shes contributed hugely to the uk. But but with when people come, they dont they dont just we dont have magic soil here. Like all the things that are great about western liberal democracy , we are arose from our democracy, we are arose from our culture. So, you know , its not culture. So, you know, its not something if you bring people in hand over fist, thats going to change. And if you look at other other countries like afghanistan, iran , you know, the afghanistan, iran, you know, the people there might individually be fantastic people, but the culture whole and the culture as a whole and the society whole is not where society as a whole is not where id like to live in terms of, you know, the tribalism, um, lgbtq attitudes , attitudes to lgbtq attitudes, attitudes to women. We can see with women. And we can see with Birmingham Council how, you know, and corruption. Its know, fraud and corruption. Its interesting. I mean, i know theres been quite lot of theres been quite a lot of comment, on online today comment, adam, on online today and twitter particular, and on twitter in particular, people so this people saying, so if this country failed example of country is a failed example of multiculturalism, youve got Suella Braverman herself as home secretary. Youve got hindu secretary. Youve got a hindu prime youve any Prime Minister, youve got any number of people the bbc, on number of people on the bbc, on the newspapers and so on from different backgrounds the newspapers and so on from differwhat backgrounds the newspapers and so on from differwhat would ickgrounds the newspapers and so on from differwhat would a of homogenous culture is what were looking for, i think. I mean, you walk down the street in london, you see mixed race race race children, mixed race parents everywhere you look. Sign of thats a sign of multiculturalism working. Multiculturalism is working. Is that multicultural ism, though, that mixed race . Okay okay. It depends. If the parents come different parents come from different cultures themselves, that is mixed i mean, obviously mixed culture. I mean, obviously there some cultures there are some cultures where they language. They dont know the language. Theyve are theyve got the street signs are there people dont there and people dont integrate. But if you come to a country people arent country and people arent very nice to you, youre very likely to together. To stick together. Well, this i mean, that i well, this is i mean, that i think also there is think is true. And also there is the concern then that, as leo says, its a question of numbers. If you are if you numbers. So if you are if you get a massive influx from a particular culture, lets say a pakistan khan, then you might find that there is effectively a neighbourhood where you can move and just be with everyone who comes from the same country as you speak to the same, you know, language and has the same customs. You can customs. And, and you can preserve essentially little pakistan. And this used to pakistan. And this used to happen china town, little happen with china town, little italy, these sort of places in in new york where famously, you know, had their own little culture. So is that multicultural ism or is that just like a stepping stone towards further assimilation that your children will then take step . Take the next step . Are there obviously, there are there are areas where it are certain areas where it doesnt thats not great. But then again, if people are happy living next door to happy and living next door to each the each other, then its not the worst world, it . Worst thing in the world, is it . About the manchester no, no. About the Manchester Arena , i mean, arena bombing, because, i mean, thats example of thats an example of multiculturalism but multiculturalism gone wrong. But or grooming. Grooming gangs. No, im serious. Yeah i thought you meant, but it is clash clashing. Its clashing culture. So somebody believes that, you know, these are infidels that need to be wiped out or, you know, with the grooming gangs. Well, interesting well, its interesting, the bombing i remember 2015 bombing thing. I remember 2015 around time, there was an around that time, there was an intense bombing here and intense wave of bombing here and on europe as well. And on mainland europe as well. And i think us were really i think a lot of us were really nervous where this was nervous about where this was going. Went away going. And then it went away again. Was pretty again. And it was pretty universally, i think all people agree attempt by agree that it was an attempt by isis stroke al qaeda to try and activate they saw sort activate what they saw as a sort of muslim majority who of placid muslim majority who would we had to be sufficiently islamophobic about them in order to create the hostility that they would need in order to. Do you see what mean . Think the you see what i mean . I think the actual the deaths and the suffering that they caused were really of the aim. And really the kind of the aim. And weve seen with with the grooming gangs, mean, way grooming gangs, i mean, the way they with people in they operate with people in grooming gangs , you know, phone grooming gangs, you know, phone up their mates and their cousins and uncles and everything and their uncles and everything and their uncles and everything and girl and say, ive, ive got a girl here know , uk is before here and, you know, uk is before that, im sure culturally they werent doing that. The queensberry rules for in the uk , they are the lone wolves. Lets move on. Its the guardian now adam oh, here we go. Now adam oh, here we go. So theres a the, there are accusations of a feminist approach to cancer could save 800,000 womens lives a year. Accusations. You make it sound like its a bad thing. No, this is the thing. Sound like its a bad thing. No, this is the thing. There no, this is the thing. There have and surveys done have been tests and surveys done in 185 countries, and its believed that women are not getting treated as well as men when they have cancer. And they believe 800,000 lives could have been saved this year. That the world in is that around the world in different. I dont tells different. I dont my gut tells me that thats not currently the case in this country, that theres a significant discrepancy. I may be wrong, but i sense this is 185 countries, some of those it might be the case that one england case that one in england significantly worse gender discrepancy in terms of treatment or the seriousness with which its taken. Its hard to judge from the story its to judge from the story as its written, that. Written, but its like that. Churchill thing lies, Winston Churchill thing lies, lies. Lies and statistics. If you a survey on one if you do a survey on one city, to city, its far easier to see what the is. What the problem is. Absolutely. Yes, absolutely. Yes, absolutely. Guardian have their and the guardian have their own biases as well. Mean, what own biases as well. I mean, what is your leo . Well, is your feeling, leo . Well, i mean from what id heard, men mean, from what id heard, men are likely visit the are less likely to visit the doctor and less likely to want a strangers finger up their bottom. Not not all. Not all the bottom. Not not all. Not all the time. Yeah but yeah. So this, you know, a feminist approach to cancen you know, a feminist approach to cancer, could save 800,000 cancer, it could save 800,000 womens lives a year. But think of nagging. I think of the nagging. I think there was there thing was a there was a thing yesterday you may have seen as it days ago. No no, it it was two days ago. No no, it was Geoff Norcott on was yesterday. Geoff norcott on a politics a on another tv show, politics live, talking about Mens Mental Health issues and the amount of male suicides taken and so on, and how nobody seems to take that very seriously in this country. And immediately the country. And immediately on the panel on cue, nobody it panel on cue, nobody took it very seriously. Was like very seriously. He was like mocked up and he mocked for bringing it up and he said, like more men died during lockdown. Somebody said. Lockdown. As somebody said. Yeah, who all the yeah, but who did all the laundry . Know , it was quite laundry . You know, it was quite extraordinary. Does always extraordinary. There does always seem be like kind there seem to be like a kind of there is pressure in one is a general pressure in one direction on this stuff , direction on on this stuff, certainly guardian. Certainly from the guardian. Yeah,. I think yeah, thats my feeling. I think i was saying im five foot seven. If i ever get annoyed, someone goes, oh youve got small complex right now small man complex right now heres the thing. Wear a big hat. Yeah but you wear a big hat. Yeah but you wear a big hat. Yeah so i threw my stiletto at them. Heres the interesting but heres the interesting thing. Thing. Like, im not sure im five seven, if youre short, seven, but if youre short, short you annoyed, short and you get annoyed, you get complex. Could get a small man complex. Could it be societys problem that you are whereas are like that . Whereas if a woman breast implants, oh, woman gets breast implants, oh, shes a victim because the societys think shes. Societys made us think shes. What complex . What about small boob complex . Theres thing. So its theres no such thing. So its always the man. Always on always on the man. It always on the the women angry when they the women get angry when they dont have breasts. Yeah dont have large breasts. Yeah in my experience, large breasts of been angry. The of women have been angry. The truth is, the patriarchy was put in women. In place to protect women. Wasnt basically put wasnt it . It was basically put there morally coerce there to force morally coerce men being good fathers. Men into being good fathers. Its well. You its coming back as well. You know , were seeing a new know, were seeing a new puritanism through society. Were to have to speed up were going to have to speed up a im afraid. Weve a little bit, im afraid. Weve got mail as an got the daily mail as an interesting cover picture interesting front cover picture and your taylor joy, but shes not sadly. Oh, so not the story, sadly. Oh, no. So labours begins on day labours class war begins on day one. So theres a backlash as parents face shock. 20 hike parents face a shock. 20 hike in fees if starmer gets in school fees if starmer gets the keys to number 10, you might be thinking, but dont any be thinking, but dont pay any fees. About the fees. Theyre talking about the schools you pay for rich peoples schools. Yeah so labour are are going to tax are going to are going to tax those those schools. The those those schools. The terrible about this is terrible thing about this is that its hardly going to raise any money. Its going any money. Its to going raise, i 1,000,000,000. 5 i think, 1,000,000,000. 5 billion. I think. Yeah, its billion. I think. Yeah, but its going cost the country going to cost the country billions more because people wont be to afford to put wont be able to afford to put their in school in fee their kids in school in fee paying their kids in school in fee paying schools anymore. So theyll out then theyll pull them out and then theyll pull them out and then the will pay to the state will have to pay to educate. But educate those kids. But obviously labour educate those kids. But obvio because labour educate those kids. But obviobecause they labour educate those kids. But obvio because they dont our educate those kids. But obvio because they dont care want because they dont care about cost. They just want about the cost. They just want everybody be equally poor. About the cost. They just want eve|is ody be equally poor. About the cost. They just want eve|is performative. Ally poor. About the cost. They just want eve|is performative. Its poor. Oh, is performative. Its punishing them, theres no question about that. But i will say this. There are two things that are overlooking. One that people are overlooking. One is about £6,000 a is that it costs about £6,000 a child to for the state per roughly per year. It goes up. So that onto the state. That will come onto the state. What will happen is most of those private do those private schools that do increase they the increase their fees, they the british parents, who can no longer to pay, will pull longer afford to pay, will pull their and foreign their kids out. And foreign parents will put their kids in. It massive export business, parents will put their kids in. It |schoole export business, parents will put their kids in. It |school already business, parents will put their kids in. It |school already in siness, parents will put their kids in. It |school already in thisss, private school already in this country. Independent sector, country. The independent sector, especially at a level. Those kids better education kids will get a better education and go away. And their their capacity for earning and capacity for earning more and contributing more society contributing more to society will an effect will go and have an effect around the rest of the world, mainly in asia britain mainly in east asia and britain will be itll be just like the aerodynamics industry in the 30s. So as long as we only let rich migrants on boats come into the country, not the country, theyre not migrants. Migrants. Saying they are expats. Yeah , i mean labour, if they yeah, i mean labour, if they were migrants, itd be fine because they get educated here and they would stay here and then they would stay here and then they would stay here and put their expertise and their new schooling back into their new schooling back into the economy. Their new schooling back into the but nomy. Their new schooling back into the but they. Their new schooling back into the but they. They but they dont. They get educated they go back educated and then they go back to of origin and educated and then they go back to successfulof origin and educated and then they go back to successful businesses|d educated and then they go back to successful businesses and have successful businesses and so with the education we gave so on with the education we gave them because our schools are the best. Education best. Labours education policy is be great for hong is going to be great for hong kong. Is going to be great for hong kong. Excellent. Very, very kong. Excellent. Very, very quickly, have a very quick quickly, lets have a very quick look the youve got 30s. Look at the sun. Youve got 30s. Adam oh, wow. Okay pretty simple. Pilot snorts coke simple. Be a pilot snorts coke off topless woman then tries off topless woman and then tries to fly plane. Presume it to fly a plane. I presume it wasnt off her ears. No what a waste. What a waste. And then waste. What a waste. And then shed have small air complaints, wouldnt she . And first of all, i think getting a plane off the ground takes confidence. So i want my pilot on cocaine. Yeah. I dont want to have any lapse of confidence. I cant do this. Its too heavy. Cant do this. Its too heavy. So, yeah, good for you, my friend. Far too much of an insight there. Thats it for part one. After the break, we have trumps tall malaise after the break, we have trumps tall grumpy malaise after the break, we have trumps tall grumpy greens. Malaise after the break, we have trumps tall grumpy greens. Wellalaise after the break, we have trumps tall grumpy greens. Well see ;e after the break, we have trumps tall grumpy greens. Well see you is. Youre listening to gb news radio. Radio. Hello. Hello. Hello. Welcome back to headliners. Im simon evans. Still here with leo kirsten adam bloom. Were going to continue with the stories the mirror. Leo stories and the mirror. Leo trumps guilty. Not trumps being found guilty. Not that difference. That itll make any difference. Yeah. Is just one of the yeah. So this is just one of the many that are being many cases that are being held against but the judge, a against him. But the judge, a judge has found that donald trump committed fraud with Financial Statements exaggerating wealth. This is exaggerating his wealth. This is judge engoron said that trump and his company had deceived banks, insurers others banks, insurers and others by hugely assets by hugely overvaluing his assets by 2. 2 billion. Hugely overvaluing his assets by 22 billion. Its quite impressive and exaggerating his net worth on paperwork used in making deals and securing financing. I just cant believe that donald trump would be a braggart over inflate his net worth. It just doesnt sound worth. It just doesnt sound like hes so shy and retiring when i do think its interesting is that its that simple. You just i i wish id just lie. I mean, i wish id known what i mean, when just lie. I mean, i wish id knowrgetting what i mean, when just lie. I mean, i wish id knowrgetting the hat i mean, when just lie. I mean, i wish id knowrgetting the mortgage n, when just lie. I mean, i wish id knowrgetting the mortgage outhen i was getting the mortgage out its sales mortgage in its like a sales mortgage in 2004, oh its like a sales mortgage in 2004, oh yeah, that hotel 2004, but oh yeah, that hotel thats loads that is. Yeah thats worth loads that is. Yeah you know, it can, it can come out looking good from this because he said his dad lent him 1 million. Yeah. Maybe its just £50. Absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. Everythings just created everythings hes just created i mean he used the American Dream, right . The dream you right . The American Dream is you start whatever you just start with whatever you just like. It the like. You can make it to the top. Hes walked on clouds top. Hes. Hes walked on clouds all up. Theres never all the way up. Theres never been anything substantial on which the next which hes based. The next stage, lies. Yeah. Stage, its all been lies. Yeah. And hes got to the top and hell probably get might hell probably get he might be the the the first. I think its the first in least 150 first person in at least 150 years to take presidency years to take the presidency twice with somebody else having it middle. Mean, it it in the middle. I mean, it would be an incredible achievement. Would be an incredible achi might be involved so they might be involved a little bit in that. Oh, yeah. Well theres always that when oh, yeah. Well theres always that looking when oh, yeah. Well theres always that looking other when oh, yeah. Well theres always that looking other wayen oh, yeah. Well theres always that looking other way. | oh, yeah. Well theres always that looking other way. I theyre looking the other way. I mean is coming down at the mean it is coming down at the moment to trump obviously his moral character is, you know, all joking aside, is yeah, is absolutely sort of in the gutter. But biden is probably going to get a lot more and more people saying now theres going to be some kind of concerted effort to get rid of him because hes hes becoming old and senile. Yeah. And they dont know who did i say today were going to say today they were going to float michelle obama. Float in michelle obama. Somebody somebody claiming somebody somebody was claiming i dont a dont know whether this is a serious mean , it serious proposition. I mean, it is turning into a circus, isnt it . Know, im sure it used it . You know, im sure it used to be. It used to be. It was always, know, american always, you know, american politics bit politics always had a little bit more biz to and a bit more show biz to it and a bit more show biz to it and a bit more cartoonishness. But and trump ten points ahead in the trump is ten points ahead in the polls, an polls, which is just an incredible lead because, i mean, he behind before and he he was behind before and he managed to win. So been ten points ahead, i should imagine everything at him everything they throw at him like think he it like this. I think he is. It is that thing, new phenomenon that thing, that new phenomenon , like seen with , just like were seen with russell if you russell brand. You know, if you believe you believe russell brand. You know, if you beibute you believe russell brand. You know, if you beibut if you believe russell brand. You know, if you beibut if you you believe russell brand. You know, if you beibut if you dont] believe russell brand. You know, if you beibut if you dont believe it. But if you dont believe it, it. But if you dont believe it, it you double down on it absolutely you double down on it, you know, you go for it. It, you know, and you go for it. I to a point about i want to make a point about injustice people getting injustice of people getting loans. Little loans. I tried to get a little account, paypals account, which is paypals contactless thing. Okay. And i got email back saying, please got an email back saying, please dont offended, cant dont be offended, but we cant dont be offended, but we cant do and. So do business with you. And. So trump can pretend hes worth billions. I cant even get contactless. Contactless. I cant even get contactless. I cant even get contactless. If you paypal listening, im a homeowner. Ive paid all my taxes. Someone opened a Virgin Mobile account in my tesco mobile account in my tesco mobile fraudulently and my identity makes me go for one dnnk identity makes me go for one drink with tommy robinson. Drink with tommy robinson. Before you know it, telegraph now no justice. Telegraph now. Leo. I did mean to read this story honest, but i didnt quite get round to it so idol britain how how the uk lost its work ethic. So theyre showing that ethic. So theyre showing that uk workers are taking an average of 7. 86 days a year, which is a ten year high. And theres a generation divide. So millennials and gen z ers are almost half as likely to believe that work is important, arent as baby boomers and the pre war generation. Were also seeing a generation. Were also seeing a huge leap in people on incapacity benefit. So on the incapacity benefit. So on the welfare state, but not claiming unemployment, theyre claiming incapacity. And thats because, incapacity. And thats because, i mean, a few years ago the government slammed government was getting slammed for there are all these people turning up at dos whatever it turning up at dos or whatever it was up at the jobcentre was turning up at the jobcentre and assessed for and getting assessed for incapacity benefit getting, and getting assessed for inca know, benefit getting, and getting assessed for inca know, getting getting, and getting assessed for inca know, getting sentgetting, and getting assessed for inca know, getting sent home], you know, getting sent home without anything. And then, you know, getting told, yeah, know, and getting told, yeah, no, you can work as no, you can, you can work as a paperweight or whatever is. Paperweight or whatever it is. And and then and then yeah. And and then dying or you know, something horrible happened, but now theyre just waving them all through like they used to just accept 30. Now accept i think around 30. Now its 80 and over lockdown. Its pretty wow. So theres pretty much 100. Wow. So theres basically a lot of feckless, lazy people sitting at home. This is ive said all along, its problem. Its a massive problem. Britains had a productivity problem for decades now. Enjoyed all three of us enjoyed lockdown government lockdown when the government gave a grant anyone who gave a grant to anyone who couldnt drive couldnt work. I didnt drive for months. Didnt for five months. You didnt drive during lockdown because i didnt work. You get a grant, though, did you . Yes, i did. I got you vat registered. Yeah. Yeah. You werent applicable. Youre a applicable. Oh, sorry. Youre a limited company. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is what you see this is what happened, right . If youre a limited company happened, right . Iyou ure a limited company happened, right . Iyou ure it limited company happened, right . Iyou ure it to nited company happened, right . Iyou ure it to save company happened, right . Iyou ure it to save tax,pany happened, right . Iyou ure it to save tax, you and you did it to save tax, you werent eligible. And you did it to save tax, you wersot eligible. And you did it to save tax, you wersot didible. And you did it to save tax, you wersot did the honest thing and so i did the honest thing and didnt 20 capital didnt try and pay 20 capital gains, whatever. Youve turned and now youve turned into a lockdown job. Yeah. The zoom gigs. I did zoom gigs in bed, see what theyve actually done to you. Gigs in bed, see what theyve act|theyve1e to you. Gigs in bed, see what theyve act|theyve theyveu. Gigs in bed, see what theyve act|theyve theyve retrained you theyve theyve retrained you as an accountant without you realising. I zoom gigs in bed in a i did zoom gigs in bed in a pink one. It wasnt, i want to say it wasnt. Wasnt didnt wasnt. It wasnt i didnt have any being any choice about being vat registered. Asked you if registered. No. I asked you if you company. Yeah, well you limited company. Yeah, well i yeah, thats what i i was that. Yeah, thats what i changed point because limited changed my point because limited vat you have 90 grand or over. Oven so well done for bragging. Oven so wwasnt e for bragging. Oven so wwasnt e for much. Ng. Oven so wwasnt e for much. Iti. Oven so wwasnt e for much. It was that wasnt that much. It was 50. When i 90 now. 50. Well, it was when i 90 now. So. So you may as well de register back but de register and go back but i meant limited company. Meant i meant limited company. Yeah. Because you paid 20 tax daily now out surprise daily mail now out of surprise counterintuitive findings that will shock smug middle class parents me. Oh, it says parents like me. Oh, it says here that comedian adam bloom couldnt get a settle account. For his best selling book. So , yes, this is quite so, yes, this is quite interesting. Middle class children are suffering worse than covid because what was happening was middle class families were the parents are both going to work having to home school. The those children were with mental were suffering worse with Mental Health than the Poorer Health decline than the poorer children because the government was out the poor was helping out the poor families. So now theres so families. So now theres a so the class are the working class children are having originally were having worse problems and worse Mental Health problems and then little shift like this then the little shift like this because the being given. Because of the help being given. So actually Mental Health now is a thing and all kids a class of thing and all kids will have the same chances in life apart from when they get a job. Rich kids. Dads job. Its the rich kids. Dads will be given the job their will be given the job to their kids friends. Anyway, i mean, i like in the middle here. firm e m like middle what it did say, like middle class they were often what it did say, like middle clashouseholdthey were often what it did say, like middle clashousehold had were often what it did say, like middle clashousehold had a ere often what it did say, like middle clashousehold had a sort ften what it did say, like middle clashousehold had a sort ofzn what it did say, like middle clashousehold had a sort of aura the household had a sort of aura of because parents of stress because two parents are trying to juggle work and monitoring schooling. Whereas whereas unemployed parents just kind of everythings chilled because theyre just i mean, thats going exactly against what weve just said, right . You create an atmosphere. Well, it ties the idle britain ties in with the idle britain thing. Yeah, yeah. I mean why thing. Yeah, yeah. I mean why work. Yeah, absolutely. And i work. Yeah, absolutely. And i think a lot of people over lockdown thought i quite enjoying and getting enjoying not working and getting money it. So you how money for it. So you know how can i ill say ive got a sore back and sign up. Certainly, you know, theres i understand the moral behind it, but moral principle behind it, but the progressive tax system, you know, point where the progressive tax system, you knorthink point where the progressive tax system, you knorthink , point where the progressive tax system, you knorthink , do point where the progressive tax system, you knorthink , do i point where the progressive tax system, you knorthink , do i reallyioint where the progressive tax system, you knorthink , do i really wantnhere the progressive tax system, you knorthink , do i really want to are you think, do i really want to make life much worse make my life that much worse and give that money away give half of that money away anyway . Give half of that money away anywasnt there time in middle wasnt there a time in middle class meant that didnt have class meant that mum didnt have to well, thats good yeah, well, thats a good point yeah. Was a time point. Yeah. There was a time when literally did when middle class literally did mean. Yeah. One one and mean. Yeah. One one income. And also would go to also the kids would go to private and you would private schools and you would have a gardener and very possibly cook yeah. Possibly a cook as well. Yeah. I mean, this is, you know, sometimes it progress. I know it means youve got a car now doesnt middle class. Doesnt it . Middle class. Oh, tuesday in canada leo and the waffen ss continue to claim more victims. More victims. Oh, so, yeah. So anthony rota resigns as canadas House Speaker after inviting war criminal Yaroslav Honka to appear before lawmakers who then applauded him. They didnt know. They didnt realise he was he was a although he was introduced as somebody who fought in ukraine soviets , i ukraine against the soviets, i dont know they actually dont know who they actually thought fighting the thought was fighting against the soviets in ukraine in the 30s and the 40s. They obviously thought there were some little isolated sort of civil war or war National Independence war of National Independence that place under the that was taking place under the cover. Coven no, was i could really do no, it was i could really do with number. And with his pr persons number. And then id get a zettl account. So we he i mean, it is great to see canadas politics moving in the right direction, but hes praised as a hero despite fighting in the ss waffen and trudeau. Justin trudeau previously has called truckers not. Yeah, just because they werent freedom you know they dont they dont like the covid restrictions. Hes hes tried to sort of waffle his way through it, saying, oh, weve got to beware propaganda. Beware of russian propaganda. Its russian propaganda. Its not russian propaganda. Theyve in house, theyve also in the house, theyve from theyve struck it from the record. Their equivalent record. So their equivalent of a hansard, its stricken from i so they were trying to do that and they were trying to do that and the conservatives whatever they called they prevented from called they prevented that from happening. Tried called they prevented that from ha doening. Tried called they prevented that from ha do that. Tried called they prevented that from ha do that. But tried called they prevented that from ha do that. But its tried called they prevented that from ha do that. But its going tried called they prevented that from ha do that. But its going to ried to do that. But its going to remain in the records. But they absolutely to memory absolutely they tried to memory hold it. Literally did they hold it. It literally did they not that internet not know that the internet is forever. The video. Forever. Weve got the video. Its unbelievable. And youre right, is right, trudeau saying this is you got be very you know, weve got to be very careful you this. You careful this you did this. You did it. You know, in all fairness, everyones a hero to anyone whos their side. Whos on their side. Whats interesting me , one whats interesting to me, one thing is interesting to me thing that is interesting to me is will still be just is that it will still be just taken as an isolated example of a sort of administrative, bureaucratic error and not an example of a considerably more complex and troubling history of political affiliations within ukraine over the last 100 years. Yeah. Do you want i mean, its still going to be portrayed as. But i think in the context of ukraine, i mean, the whole, you know, symbology and the know, the symbology and the association with different. Association with is different. Its different to, you know, it was in berlin because ukraine suffered the holodomor. Like there was literally a genocide. There was literally a genocide. Millions wiped out. And this man made starvation caused by the soviets and the were helping to fight against the soviets. So fight against the soviets. So you know, this between the soviets and the united states, i dont think anybody was hunca munca just saw his opportunity to fight his, you know, his his long pledged enemy, you know, absolutely. That would have been im sure that was, you know. But anyway. Anyway. But i you to talk right . 7 youve 7 youve got 7 youve got the two best accents that sounded like, you know what you talk about. And know what you talk about. And its and king kong its like godzilla and king kong andifs its like godzilla and king kong and its a battle like posh or scottish. Posh or scottish. Dude. Posh or scottish. Dude. Thats all im hearing. All thats all im hearing. All thats all im hearing. Accent entirely your accent is entirely authoritative of the guardian now. And greens are told they must accept they are scum. Leo so the german vice chancellor has said that the green party must shed their moral superiority image. Be nice if they did that everywhere. So yeah , theyve got this , this yeah, theyve got this, this image of being morally superior. And weve seen in the netherlands and in other places, green party and leftist policies around net zero, cut and cut , around net zero, cut and cut, cutting fertilisers, cutting farms and all that sort of stuff have led to shock winds for, well, they describe them as populist parties. Surely parties are supposed be populist. Are supposed to be populist. Youre supposed appeal to youre supposed to appeal to what nigel what voters want, like nigel tufnel in in spinal tap. You know what . Sexist . Whats wrong with sexist , by the way, with being sexist, by the way, in all fairness, the german person has probably been very conscious because they know what happened last time they felt superior. Is true. Superior. Yeah, that is true. Thatis superior. 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Lgbtq i a do you know theres that many now its just a plus on the end of that plus i forgot the plus. All right listen. If there are any more, theyll have to use the chinese alphabet. Well, the plus ive been told, apparently thats a bit like out like those prongs that stick out the concrete buildings in the top of concrete buildings in the top of concrete buildings in the know, the top of concrete buildings in the means know, the top of concrete buildings in the means they know, the top of concrete buildings in the means they can know, the top of concrete buildings in the means they can just now, the top of concrete buildings in the means they can just put that means they can just put another want another floor on when they want to. You can just like you at it. Another floor on when they want to. But can just like you at it. Another floor on when they want to. But anyway, like you at it. Another floor on when they want to. But anyway, serious] at it. But anyway, serious point, though. Charities complained of potential on trans potential impact on trans individuals following backlash at author j. K. Individuals following backlash at authorj. K. Rowling over her at author j. K. Rowling over her trans views. So basically, theyre going, we cant have anything to with harry potter anything to do with harry potter at see. Thing is, no at this. I see. The thing is, no matter how strong your are matter how strong your views are on her, harry is a film on her, harry potter is a film thats not about trans. It wears a cloak thats trans friendly. A cloak thats trans friendly. So my point is, you can dislike her as much as you want. I dont think you should people think you should stop people enjoying. Enjoying the film. I i think were all i think i think were all pretty much on the same page on that, say that, arent we . Well they say they create safe and they want to create a safe and inclusive environment. And how is it inclusive if youre, you know, explicitly excluding people based on well, based on their their sex. So if theyre female and theyre politics, so if they you know, if they believe in biology , if theyre believe in biology, if theyre if they have a science based view of gender, i mean, she has become the target for all of the trans hate, all of the hate. And shes born incredibly strongly, isuppose shes born incredibly strongly, i suppose £1 billion will help. But shes probably spent half a billion on therapy. Yeah , i think guards. Yeah. Yeah, i think guards. Yeah. God if you if you are somebody whos quite militant about trans rights what shes actually said , they often dont know. No. So nobody, nobody can actually say anything quote, anything that she said thats transphobic because she hasnt said anything transphobic. Ive seen everything shes said. And its perfectly well. I think its all perfectly well. I think its all perfectly well. I think its if its perfectly reasonable if youre a trans youre if youre a trans absolutist or whatever. I dare say, you know, any kind of restriction compromise restriction or compromise or or qualification on the end of im for trans people, but, you know, they will not have anything. They wont have things like the cross on the buildings. It i think tweet that it i think the tweet that really started off i might be wrong when said she wrong but when she said she quoted people quoted someone saying people people who menstruate and she said, oh , that wasnt first said, oh, that wasnt her first one. Women and thats her opinion. Its probably opinion. And its probably a time of the month as well. Time of the month as well. Daily mail. Leo and a dispute over the provenance of denniss illuminati. So an snp mp has accused the government of Cultural Appropriation an over a billboard advert claiming that the dundee born comic strip dennis the menace was created in london. Ive seen this, this billboard , it does say its like billboard, it does say its like created in london and its got there is its got dennis the menace on on the shoulder i menace on the on the shoulder i mean a quick Google Search would reveal in reveal that it was created in dundee. That is his dundee. What that is and his excuse made clear. Excuse and hes made it clear. But the whole, i but i think on the whole, i think it misjudged tax think it was misjudged for tax purposes. Registered no no. Purposes. A registered no no. That dennis the menace and gnasher the tv gnasher are from the tv animation and that was created in based on a on in london based on a on a licenced idea made in london. It was created the ip was created in Everybody Knows in dundee. It Everybody Knows its dundee because nobody in dundee can read cartoons, talking of which all over the country. When you said gnasher, there are thousands of middle aged men going i just out ganesha. Ganesha yeah, yeah, fair enough. Is it really . Enough. Is it really . We didnt know gm was in. We didnt know gm was in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah. But its yeah. Yeah. But its not cultural yeah. But its not cultural appropriate. Asian. I agree that appropriate. Asian. I agree that its daft for them to claim that its daft for them to claim that it was created in london, but Cultural Appropriation is when you. If if somebody dressed you. If so, if somebody dressed like dennis the menace. For like dennis the menace. Yes. For halloween appropriation. Is halloween appropriation. This is just wrong. Just being wrong. We listen to ub40 sing with a jamaican accent. Yes thats appropriate. And it was called ub40, which you could say thats implying all black people are unemployed. Had sting unemployed. We had sting singing. Couldnt have singing. Roxanne couldnt have sounded more jamaican if he tried. Thats Cultural Appropriation. , all comics in the 70s also, all comics in the 70s came out of dundee anyway , came out of dundee anyway, didnt i so he had didnt they . I mean, so he had no there. Really . Yeah. Didnt they . I mean, so he had ncant there. Really . Yeah. Didnt they . I mean, so he had ncant think1ere. Really . Yeah. Didnt they . I mean, so he had ncant think there teally . Yeah. Didnt they . I mean, so he had ncant think there wasy . Yeah. Didnt they . I mean, so he had ncant think there was a yeah. Didnt they . I mean, so he had ncant think there was a single i cant think there was a single decent that came decent comic character that came out south of the border. There were them were hot shot. Were all of them were hot shot. Hamish maybe. Im not sure. Were all of them were hot shot. Hamish maybe. Im not sure. Adam hamish maybe. Im not sure. Adam metro now i confess this one gave me a little nostalgic frisson, to be honest , a little frisson, to be honest, a little bit of a throwback to the good old days of exposing blm lies and corruption. Well , okay, so protesters well, okay, so protesters behind the bristol statue tipping Edward Colston admits taking £30,000 from a black lives matter. Donors zara salim i probably mispronounced her name, but thats probably a bonus for her. Shes home going good. Thank bonus for her. Shes home going good. Thank god. My name begins with x. No one how to say with x. No one knows how to say it. Its paid with x. No one knows how to say it. Its paid off in the end. 23 years old pleaded guilty to one count abuse of count of fraud by abuse of position crown court. Position at Bristol Crown court. Whats so sad about this . Its a waste of minority being represented. And then somebody from that minority taking that money. I mean, theft is bad,. I suppose. It just looks a little bit worse in this context because people are trying to help you theyre supposed help you out. Theyre supposed to it. To buy masks with it. And theres absolutely. And then theres a separate which was called a separate fund which was called the protesters legal a separate fund which was called the so protesters legal a separate fund which was called the so pro getting egal a separate fund which was called the so pro getting the l a separate fund which was called the so pro getting the value fees. So shes getting the value out of that one. At least. You know what they do . You know what they should do . You know what they should do . Make a statue of they should make a statue of her and Edward Colstons relatives down, relatives completely down, topple it into the or get one of their slaves to do this is their slaves to do it. This is this is a good of their slaves to do it. This is thismoney. A good of their slaves to do it. This is thismoney. I a good of their slaves to do it. This is thismoney. I mean,i of their slaves to do it. This is thismoney. I mean, when f their slaves to do it. This is thismoney. I mean, when all that the money. I mean, when all that money to black lives money was donated to black lives matter the billions, around the world, billions, were almost 100 billion were talking almost 100 billion was. I was worried it was donated. I was worried it was donated. I was worried it was going to be spent on adverts. Were going to have even rammed even more diversity stuff rammed down most down our throats instead. Most of just went peoples of it just went up peoples noses was bar in nightclubs. Noses and was bar in nightclubs. Yeah, was spent in strip yeah, it was spent in strip clubs. Know, thats. Clubs. So, you know, thats. Thats great. At least people were with money were having fun with the money instead getting nasty instead of people getting nasty lectures. Is the. The fable lectures. This is the. The fable of the bees. Is good. The of the bees. This is good. The economy personal vices. Would itd be ironic if she spend it a of edward spend it on a statue of Edward Colston . Yeah we back when we started, we got one made of chocolate. Anyway wrapped gold id anyway wrapped in gold foil. Id like to see that on, like, a little. Little stocking filler ratings decline on bbc news programmes. Oh, this must be because people are avoiding the news, i would imagine. Well, thats says. News, i would imagine. Well, tha says says. News, i would imagine. Well, tha says that says. News, i would imagine. Well, tha says that today says. News, i would imagine. Well, tha says that today programmes he says that today programmes ratings slump is down to news avoiders. I mean, technically, avoiders. I mean, technically, yeah, they are avoiding the news today. Yeah, they are avoiding the news today. Today its radio fours today. Today its radio fours flagship news and Current Affairs show has lost more than affairs show has lost more than a million listeners over the course of the past year. And yeah, he says , people just want yeah, he says, people just want to avoid the news, but they dont because record numbers are tuning news and times tuning in to gb news and times radio, clearly an radio, so clearly theres an appetite for the news that isnt , you know, a twisted lie. I mean , i suppose the thing to mean, i suppose the thing to say, to be fair, is that, you know, there has been there is content doing endless like media bifurcation or whatever. You know, there are so many more options. Its bad to go to, but a of these shows have a few of these bbc shows have taken like coastal shelf taken a big like coastal shelf drop lately. Right. Avoiding the news, talking of avoiding the news, how are your kids . How are your kids . Theyre fine, thank you. I think the thing about about the today programme is it does probably like its fortunes might ebb and flow depending on exactly how how the you know what flavour of news is in play at the moment. At the moment it does feel quite dull doesnt it. Do you want i mean i dont listen to it. No. Mean just listen to it. No. I mean just the of the news. Theres the whole of the news. Theres just grinding, just a kind of general grinding, honestly. No, its gripping. Honestly. No, its gripping. Yeah. Just that work for the gb views. No, im up all night reading about ukraine on telegram , but i think, you know, telegram, but i think, you know, people really got turned off the mainstream during Mainstream Media during lockdown. Know, theyve been lockdown. You know, theyve been lied it, about lied to about it, about lockdown. Many things that lockdown. So many things that were to be were were were supposed to be were supposed to be true. Turned out to not be true. Well, were absolutely on that subject now, adam. That x or adam. The eu claiming that x or twitter as it was, spreading twitter as it was, is spreading disinformation. This is the guardian with no sense of irony here. Well, first of all, by the way, x is the worst name ever to change twitter to at least when prince changed himself to a symbol, imagination symbol, he had the imagination to so basically to draw one. Yeah. So basically the is that the problem really is that twitter used to remove stuff and censor stuff and decide that wasnt and you know, and wasnt right. And you know, and now this free speech thing means that anyone can say anything, which means theres going to be more propaganda. More nonsense and propaganda. Basically, trying to basically, theyre trying to combat russian propaganda. But i will add this. Propaganda. But i will add this. I know but i will add this. I know you dont use twitter so much now, youve become now, and youve become constructive now, and youve become cor a tructive now, and youve become cora result, which is available as a result, which is available from all good stores. But the whats called again . Whats it called again . Your comic genius. Finding your comic genius. Finding your comic genius. Going to obviously read i am going to obviously read it find out where it is. But it and find out where it is. But the that musk the one good thing that musk most has, hes kind most certainly has, hes kind of enlarged flap or weaken enlarged the cat flap or weaken the or whatever more more the spring or whatever more more bad stuff can equally bad stuff can get in equally there some accounts that there are some accounts that i never been never thought should have been banned im banned who are back now. And im really pleased to see that graham for instance, graham linehan, for instance, is one. Thing, he one. However for one thing, he has introduced , which is really has introduced, which is really effective is Community Effective actually is community notes, a number of notes, whereby if a number of people this is misleading, people say this is misleading, it doesnt get the count it doesnt get banned. The count doesnt but doesnt say suspended, but it gets correction to what its gets a correction to what its saying. Put below it as a kind of community and then other people on and can people vote on it and can correct if necessary. And correct that if necessary. And its effective , its become very effective, actually, a bit like when youre driving waze can say driving on waze and you can say car on the hard shoulder. Yes, exactly. Yes, exactly. Wiki effectively yeah. Its a wiki effectively on particular tweet. Yeah. On on a particular tweet. Yeah. And musk twitter was and also pre musk twitter was a reams of disinformation with the Covid Lab Leak was was was classed as disinformation. Yeah classed as disinformation. Yeah the hunter biden laptop scandal was classed as disinformation. There is no position. Anyway. Thats part three down. Weve got unfocused football, banned footballs and cotton wool balls all coming up after and welcome back to the final section of headliners for tonight. We kick off with the daily star , leo and from news daily star, leo and from news avoiders now the bbc have ball avoiders now the bbc have ball avoiders as well. Yes. The bbc have broken their silence on football focuss future as audience figures plunge. This audience figures plunge. This seems to be a running theme across the bbc, plunging audiences. Although the licence audiences. Although the licence fee stays the same amount. So reports have emerged over the weekend that the saturday lunchtime programme, which is 50 years old, was under threat after losing a third of its audience over the last four years, falling from 850,000 to just 560,000. So the former presenter dan walker has waded into the debate saying its hard to see football focussed, struggling. I loved it growing struggling. I loved it growing up and was an honour to present it and i still miss it. So i think hes almost having a dig at presenter she at the new presenter. Well, she thought she thought so, right, because she put going put a tweet back and going interesting. I dont know much interesting. I dont know much about this dan walker guy. I dont follow football and dont really follow football and hes very high hes not like a very high profile presenter. There isnt profile presenter. There isnt like a lineker tier kind of presenter, but seems to be presenter, but he seems to be pretty admired pretty widely liked and admired. I dont know. What do you think, it . Well, first think, adam . Is it . Well, first of all, scientists could not dissect little about dissect how little i care about football. No, enough. Football. No, fair enough. I overheard someone talk but i overheard someone talk about today. And so about this story today. And so im im doing an im sorry if im doing an emperors new clothes. Im just going like that. But is this about being considered about the woman being considered not the best at her job and people vote . People just vote . The argument i this is the argument i actually i got mate who actually i have got one mate who really football mad. I really is football mad. And i said him, you think said to him, what do you think its said, to be its about . And he said, to be honest, league at honest, the premier league at the just really the moment is just really boring. The big six just boring. The big six teams just dominate everything, and boring. The big six teams just dominaare verything, and boring. The big six teams just dominaare verfit,ng, and boring. The big six teams just dominaareverfit,ng,fast, and boring. The big six teams just dominaare verfit,ng,fast, sound players are so fit, so fast, so well so well coached, well drilled, so well coached, so effective at closing down attacks. You know, just going through, you know, its too just good. And so theres just its been drained all actually been drained of all he actually said seriously. I said, said quite seriously. I said, whats solution . Said, go whats the solution . He said, go down keep the down to ten versus ten. Keep the pitch same players you pitch the same size. Players you need to create more space. Nothing can happen. Or maybe the more mentally alcoholics. Again, thats what i said exactly. Thats what i said exactly. Thats exactly what said in thats exactly what i said in migrants for migrants , weve migrants for migrants, weve come off a boat. They will not well. They they will not play well. They havent drunk for two weeks. They anyway. They will not play well. Anyway. Wish it well because it we wish it well because it used to be hosted by bob wilson. Those you remember those were the days you remember him. Anyway him. Scottish goalkeeper. Anyway adam maher online. Were back to dennis the menace with this story. I think so, yes. So using leather footballs on a School Playground made by playground is made illegal by absurd. Not my words. Council absurd. Not my words. Council order a council has slammed order a council has been slammed for footballs for outlawing leather footballs in an move to under in an absurd move to under powers that allow authorities to issue diktats, which is a new word for me, banning messy gardens, noisy tvs and even messy chalk markings. So basically theyre going to suggest replacing heavy footballs with, and i quote, light fly away or foam footballs. Now if you think kids make a lot of noise kicking a football around, wait till you hear the language. Then theyre forced to kick a around forced to kick a ball around because going because theyre not going to have be the premier it would be the premier League Interesting , i league more interesting, i suppose. Story really suppose. 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I do remember that there fella who we used there was one fella who we used to know, to do that to, and you know, i look that and just look back on that and its just horrible , horrible. These these horrible, horrible. These these Community Notices or Community Protection notices or whatever theyre called , they whatever theyre called, they seem quite kafkaesque. They can seem quite kafkaesque. They can be used to pretty much close down any behaviour. Yeah, theyre kind of like the council equivalent of trump and his executive arent they . Executive orders arent they . Yeah. Okay. Liam soundproofing. Little soundproof things the council provide outside anyones house that kids will play football on and just go soft. Perfect. Perfect. Solve the problem. Solve the problem. Leo we have the daily mirror now. This is the chess scandal that will just stop that will just not stop inserting itself into the nations attention. So nations attention. Yeah. So hans neiman, a chess master, denies using a sex toy to cheat dunng denies using a sex toy to cheat during a high profile tournament. Hes hes a 19 tournament. So hes hes a 19 year old chess prodigy. You know, people are like at that age. Yeah he he is suing age. Yeah so he he is suing chess. Com in norwegian grandmaster Magnus Carlsen for defaming him by saying he used vibrating beads to cheat his way through a game of chess and i usually use them to cheat at hopscotch. But chess is a new hopscotch. But chess is a new one for me. I got i mean, weve discussed this before. We have. We still have no idea how he can how how, how complex a message you can send morse code , i you can send morse code, i suppose. I you can send morse code, i suppose. I suppose it would have to beans. Could create, to eat beans. You could create, but its moved on. I have to but its moved on. And i have to say, quite impressed say, im quite impressed with this. Jury this. Hes calling for a jury trial and seeking 100 million for devastating damage that defendants have inflicted upon his reputation. His reputation. I got kicked out of the world pawn pawn finals for refusing to stick something up my bum. Well i was going to think sticking a bishop finally leo. Bishop up your finally leo. Further research in the daily mail. I must admit this has not occurred before. So occurred to me before. So erectile dysfunction could be solved by using beads in a chess tournament . No, by using toxic tournament . No, by using toxic spider venom. So scientists, the researchers from brazil, obviously its brazil , believe a obviously its brazil, believe a toxin found in banana spiders may be the key to curing erectile dysfunction of spiders. Is that that works in two different ways, at least , isnt different ways, at least, isnt it . Its got very big fingers. So the bite from this spider causes a painful erection as well as necrosis. Now, id quite like to have an erection. Not right but , you know, like to have an erection. Not right but, you know, id right now, but, you know, id quite have erection. Quite like to have an erection. Im not sure about necrosis. Im not sure about the necrosis. What like rotting what is necrosis . Like rotting cells but cells or something, but apparently its because the erection doesnt go down. I do remember fantastic remember an amazing, fantastic novel by Anthony Burgess called earthly powers , which kind earthly powers, which is a kind of one books that spans of one of those books that spans the length of century. But of one of those books that spans th for bare pubic areas. Let us see what what we have another little wrap up of the front pages from wednesday before we say goodbye. The daily mail labours class war begins on day one. The telegraph lockdown damage to children was preventable. The guardian feminist approach to cancer could save 800,000 womens lives a year. Financial times amazon uses monopoly to hurt shoppers, says us lawsuit it and the i private schools go to battle with labour over 20 vat in first year of winning power at the sun bapaiah snorts coke off topless woman then tries to fly plane. Hes doing tries to fly plane. Hes doing it in the right order as far as i can tell and those who your front pages. Thats all we have time for. Thank you to my guests leo kearse and bloom. Were leo kearse and adam bloom. Were back tomorrow at 11 pm. With leo hosting and Lewis Schaefer and chris interwetten on the panel and chris interwetten on the panel. At panel. If youre watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. A. M, stay tuned for breakfast. If that feeling inside from if that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers. Proud sponsors of weather on. Gb news. Hello there. Im greg jewhurst and welcome to your latest gb news weather forecast. We have storm agnes on the way, bringing some very strong winds, some disruptive weather, heavy rain in places too. So we can rain in places too. So we can see that on the Bigger Picture , see that on the Bigger Picture, this deep area of low pressure will push across the uk as we head through wednesday. Large coastal waves, some strong winds, particularly across the north and the west of the uk. North and the west of the uk. Heavy rain this evening. Heavy rain too, this evening. Fairly quiet out there. Some clear spells remaining, showers gradually clearing as we head overnight. The cloud thickening from the southwest as that storm approaches. Places dry approaches. But most places dry under the clearer skies. Under the clearer skies. Northern ireland and scotland dipping single figures. Dipping into single figures. But for , 12 to 14 celsius to for most, 12 to 14 celsius to take us into wednesday morning. So a dry start, but it wont take long before the cloud thickens. The wind and thickens. The wind picks up and the starts to move into the rain starts to move into western areas. This pushing north the day. North eastwards through the day. Best of the Sunshine Holding on across scotland across north scotland and also south east. But we could south east england. But we could see gusts of 70, possibly 80 miles towards the north miles an hour towards the north and the west, combined with heavy will lead to some heavy rain, will lead to some disruption. Metal risk warnings heavy rain, will lead to some disruptiocoolatal risk warnings heavy rain, will lead to some disruptiocool feeling warnings heavy rain, will lead to some disruptiocool feeling day nings heavy rain, will lead to some disruptiocool feeling day here, in force. Cool feeling day here, but in any sunshine, temperatures lifting around temperatures lifting to around 22 celsius thursday. That 22 celsius into thursday. That storm system moves out the way andifs storm system moves out the way and its a mixture of sunny spells and showers across the north west. Heavy north and the west. Some heavy bursts possible elsewhere, generally cloudy, some generally quite cloudy, some sunny in between. And sunny spells in between. And then later on, rain arriving from the west. As we end the from the west. As we end the week and go into the weekend, it looks like further showers are possible, perhaps drier as we head saturday. That warm head to saturday. That warm feeling inside from boxt boilers proud sponsors of weather on hello there. Very good morning hello there. Very good morning to you. It is 6 00. Its a wednesday morning, to you. It is 6 00. Its a wednesday morning , 27th of wednesday morning, 27th of september. This is breakfast on gb news with eamonn and isabel. Heres whats leading the news this morning. The misguided dogma of multi culturalism has failed, says the home secretary. 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