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Im simon evans, joining me tonight to shine make light of the best of tuesdays newspapers. Comedian paul cox and provident guru lewis schaffer. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. So youve had access to the teleprompter. Fair enough. Itll teleprompter. Fair enough. Itll teach me. What are you wearing . Teach me. What are you wearing . The tie for louis. Im wearing the tie. This occasion. This is josh howie gave me this tie, and everyone thinks that josh hates me. Is that people think that you hate me. But theres love. Theres a lot of love in this. In this. Absolutely. Absolutely. Everybody. And he gave for everybody. And he gave me this. This in america. This. I got this in america. Was well, its obviously he was well, its obviously american, a bit of american, but its got a bit of an evel knievel vibe. But its kind of a 70s. The colour cast, isnt it . Yeah, it does. And it looks like its faded. Its really horrible. Is he suggesting you try and hurtle across canyon . Hurtle yourself across a canyon . Do maybe. Do you think maybe. Maybe he doesnt like me as much as i. Whats yours . Paul youre just supporting. Whats yours . Paul youre justno, porting. Whats yours . Paul youre justno, portingjust. No, this is just. No, this is just. This is a blue tie. Thats kind of standard newsreader outfit, isnt it . Yeah, just trying to fit in. Yeah, just trying to fit in. Havent got the you havent got the confidence to. Josh never bought me anything. Lets check out right, lets check out tuesdays. Front pages, gentlemen. Mail gentlemen. The daily mail ministers says ministers tv blunder that says it chaos. We have it all about tory chaos. We have the class same the mirror class clown. Same story, of course. The Guardian Sunak pressure over school sunak under pressure over School Funding as concrete crisis grows as growing concrete that did for mike graham. Didnt it express miracle weight loss jab to save lives and cut £6. 5 billion bill slightly more upbeat news there. The i news starmer calls up blairites to fight election as left is demoted. Well be looking at that. And finally, the daily star fangs aint what they used to be. And those were your front pages. So first up, your front pages. So first up, well have a look at the daily mail. Louis with the big story. I guess you know what . You dont know which story is bigger, whether whether buildings are going to crumble and or whether and kill children or whether this woman used a couple of curse words were probably curse words which were probably chosen deliberately to do it. I think it was just a publicity stunt. So its ministers tv. This is woman, gillian this is this woman, gillian keegan. Keegan and she said she used the f word and the a word, isuppose used the f word and the a word, i suppose what people are responding to putting aside just for one moment the possibility that it could be a stunt. Theyre responding to the idea that she feels a grieved that she is finally shes shes the first person in 30 years to address this situation. Apparently 94, they became aware that this bad concrete and nobody has done anything in the meantime, is often kind of meantime, this is often kind of the when ministers, you the subtext when ministers, you know , finally kind of confronted know, finally kind of confronted difficult situation that thats exactly why everyones been pushing it under. I have some sympathy what im saying to sympathy is what im saying to some extent. Dont know what has to i dont know what paul has to say, but its not as important as im to say is i is as what im going to say is i is sorry about that. Is i agree with you. Its like its like and this is this shows theres something wrong with the political discourse in this country that didnt didnt labour know about this . Didnt the newspapers know about this . Didnt the bbc, the great bbc . It just so happened this woman says something now were were exactly. Where were they . 20 years. What do you think, paul . What do you think, paul . You have some to. You have some sympathy to. I think thing she did think the only thing she did wrong today apologise. No wrong today was apologise. No need apologise. It done wrong today was apologise. No nee because,ogise. It done wrong today was apologise. No nee because, youz. It done wrong today was apologise. No nee because, you know, done wrong today was apologise. No nee because, you know, i done wrong today was apologise. No nee because, you know, i missed not because, you know, i missed her. Dont apologise. Simply it was off air. Its kind of. Its breaking rules, isnt breaking all the rules, isnt it . Know, she was talking it . You know, she was talking off air and, you know, i think it . You know, she was talking ofendears, you know, i think it . You know, she was talking ofendears heru know, i think it . You know, she was talking ofendears heru kthe, i think it . You know, she was talking ofendears heru kthe working it endears her to the working class more being the every man working class represent live here. Believe that everybody. Here. I believe that everybody. He yeah he talks that way. Yeah everybody language is that everybody that language is that bad honest. Bad to be honest. I mean, could be a lot i mean, it could be a lot worse. Fashioned curse words worse. Old fashioned curse words of far from the of that kind are far from the most cancellable types terminology. It live on the air . Was it live on the air . Was it live on the air . No, no, no. So this like, do you so this is like, do you remember that episode of where they went to peoples hotels and they went to peoples hotels and they checked out . They checked the hotels out . What for . A bet or what was it for . And a bet or something . The woman the something . And the woman and the couple into the to the couple went into the to the shower and pulled out the shower thing and pulled out the hair that was in the shower drain. Right. That no one would ever see. And thats what this was. This was ever see. And thats what this was. This was the very interesting comparison, i will say. I mean , shes done i think i mean, shes done i think you say she shouldnt have apologised, but actually her apology wasnt very much an apology wasnt very much of an apology. Anyway, i apologise for using words or using my choice words or whatever, but my message , i whatever, but my message, i think this is going to actually rumble on for a bit and its going to embarrass the government. Dont think government. I dont think theyre going to manage to throw up and squid ink up smoke screens and squid ink of kind by using bad of this kind just by using bad language. I think its going to be of be theres going to be a lot of parents who absolutely furious that cant go to that their kids cant go to school. Thats thats much school. And thats thats a much more issue. More important issue. Is a much more important this is a much more important story. And thats kind of been forgotten yeah. Forgotten in this. Yeah. Okay. Lets have a look at the telegraph, course, the telegraph, who of course, lead same story, but lead with that same story, but theyve a of theyve got a couple of interesting tier stories. Theyve got a couple of intetheyig tier stories. Theyve got a couple of intethey really tier stories. Theyve got a couple of intethey really do. Tier stories. Theyve got a couple of intethey really do. Simon� ries. Theyve got a couple of intethey really do. Simon they they really do. Simon they have of really have a couple of really interesting stories. The first one which quite one of which is quite concerning, jong one of which is quite corwill ing, jong one of which is quite corwill travel jong one of which is quite corwill travel to jong one of which is quite corwill travel to russia jong one of which is quite corwill travel to russia on ong one of which is quite corwill travel to russia on an un will travel to russia on an armed train to sign a possible weapons deal with Vladimir Vladimir putin. According to Us Intelligence officials. So this is those fires is just stoking those fires again being a pact again of there being a pact between an unlikely pact between russia, and north russia, china and north korea, the outcome of the world the sort of outcome of the world all ganging together. Whats nature of the whats the nature of the deal whats the nature of the deal, paul . Can you. Deal, though, paul . Can you. Nature of the deal well, the nature of the deal would be them supply more would for be them to supply more weapons. How many weapons. Obviously how many theyve dont know. In theyve got, i dont know. In exchange assume the exchange for money, i assume the idea that theyre quite idea is that theyre quite a nonh idea is that theyre quite a north korea will be supplying weapons. Well thats what it says, isnt it . Yeah. I mean, that seems extraordinary to me in terms of the i suppose korea the economy. But i suppose korea is based that, theyre is so based on that, theyre essentially saying in in return for feeding hungry koreans. Yeah. I dont know how true that is. It doesnt look a very nice place. Im assume theyre very hungry. Nice place. Im assume theyre verbutngry. Nice place. Im assume theyre verbut you. Nice place. Im assume theyre verbut you know, i think it is but you know, i think it is i think its probably true. I mean, what how many north korea has the nuclear bomb . You only need nuclear bomb. You dont need one nuclear bomb. You dont need one nuclear bomb. You dont need other weapons. So the. Need any other weapons. So the. So russia needs weapons. So russia needs weapons. Theyve theyve russia, russia has a Serious Nuclear arsenal. But i know north korea arsenal. But i know north korea has been developing more recently. Theyve got the super the ultrasonic missiles. And so on. That was yeah, these are your day to day, these are your day to day weapons. Theyre interested. Theyre interested. Well, there was i mean, thats whole with the thats the whole thing with the first 10 or 15 years of first sort of 10 or 15 years of the development on Nuclear Weapons bigger and weapons was just bigger and bigger you know, bigger and bigger. You know, the zara massive and zara bomber, massive thing. And but its much more about but now its much more about tactical nukes tactical weapons, tactical nukes and north korea may well have more , you high tech more, you know, high tech versions that. I dont im more, you know, high tech verssure. That. I dont im not sure. I think you use any kind of nuke and youre going to be youre going to be pummelled. Well, would certainly be well, it would certainly be regarded escalation. Regarded as an escalation. Optics very i think the optics are very much, though. Theres much, though. And theres another escalations. Another story of escalations. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Banks to be punished fines if they punished with fines if they wrongly shut out politicians. So this wrongly deny this is banks who wrongly deny accounts politicians accounts to politicians and their families face the prospect of being fined. Financial of being fined. The financial watchdog warned. So this on the face of it, looks like a victory for farage and perhaps a gb news as well of championed this story throughout. Throughout. We might get a bonus. We might get a bonus. I dont think we will get a bonus a result. Im not going bonus as a result. Im not going to my account back. I dont think. Free bank account a story close to home you on the close to home for you on the cover of the express s lewis. Yes well, this is, you know, all the food stuff because i missed her food now and i look amazing, although had i had i had for 73. You do. You do. You do. You know what . Its something thats far off. Im 66. So thats not far off. Im 66. So its yeah, you can see it its like, yeah, you can see it from here. And how old are you . And how old are you . Let the people decide whos younger. Its all about the hair, mate. I know. Mate. If i know. Yeah, no, it isnt. You got. Im getting hair. Ive ive lined up a ive got. Ive lined up a contract. Mean, discussions. Contract. I mean, discussions. Is that true . Im like the putin and north korea, also the skin. Look korea, but also the skin. Look at that ive got at this skin that ive got fantastic anyway anyway, fantastic skin. Anyway anyway, so miracle weight loss jab to save this save lives. This is this is basically the they basically they want the they want nhs to spend money on want the nhs to spend money on pharmaceuticals. All of our newspapers have been captured by the pharmaceutical ceutical industry. If this is wegovy or ozempic. And the truth is and if ozempic. And the truth is and if it it may work, which i dont think it will long term, youve got to do it long term. Its going to hurt people more. But its going to its going to make the nhs broke because it has been. Well, it depends if it cut down the cost of them treating people for diabetes in other metabolic disorders in hospital, it might sort of balance out, but i know what you mean. I think whole thing about it, think the whole thing about it, we are still in the early days of it yet and the traditional thing with any weight loss system, willpower system, whether or not willpower based is, it based or whatever it is, it tends rebound isnt it . Tends to rebound isnt it . I mean youre one and of course if you eat red and you you just eat red meat and you look and ill tell you look great and ill tell you something, this is the early days of taking these pills. When i was diagnosed with i when i was diagnosed with High Pressure when was i when i was diagnosed with higyears pressure when was i when i was diagnosed with higyears old, essure when was i when i was diagnosed with higyears old, forure when was i when i was diagnosed with higyears old, for and vhen was i when i was diagnosed with higyears old, for and 401 was i when i was diagnosed with higyears old, for and 40 years,1 22 years old, for and 40 years, itook 22 years old, for and 40 years, i took enalapril, which is like a ramipril, which is an ace inhibitor. And only now theyre discovering that it increases the rate of lung cancer. They the rate of lung cancer. They didnt see it at the time. Wow. Didnt see it at the time. Wow. So if i die, its not because of my meat diet. Okay poison. That has been noted. Finally, that has been noted. Finally, some hard hitting headlines on the star. They look like. What is it, a garlic . I cant work is it, a garlic . I cant work out what the story is. Out what the story is. If we only read the star, it would be a happier place. But lets be honest, draculas a vegan. Lets be honest, draculas a vegan. There is nothing sacred. Vegan. There is nothing sacred. The star. So fangs aint what they used to be. So the idea is that boffins, to according the star which is there, which is their term, which goes to their front pages, concerned boffins collective noun for anyone slightly more intelligent than than who buy the star. Im than those who buy the star. Im guessing include myself guessing, which i include myself in of course are saying that there is much more likely that he ate vegetable oils rather than in here. It says the pheasant neck. But i dont think pheasant neck. But i dont think thats the point. The idea is thats the point. The idea is that hes still i mean by the way, hes not a real character, is he . Exactly. So its like arguing he was a real person. Arguing he was a real person. He was a real character. And thats what they did. They checked his letters and they found that on his letters, they were traces of protein. Were traces of plant protein. Yeah, right. And the assumption was, plants. But was, oh, hes eating plants. But at time there were some at the time there were some really it was very bad climate going on there. And people were saying he was not a vegan, he was starving, i guess. But i guess thats the same thing. Uh, veganism is starvation. Veganism is starvation. I guess it is. Thats true. Yes, its got that moral tang to it. Weve put the front pages to rest in the next section, we will look at the broken social contract and fat kids. Ive got the spectrum well this is gb news radio. This is gb news radio. Welcome back to headliners. Im simon evans. Tonight, joined by paul cox and lewis schaefer. So lewis, lets get started with the express, the eternal question when is levelling down really levelling up . Yeah when youre levelled out or or. She was levelled in keir starmer. I she was levelled in keir starmer. I dont see i dont really understand what the levelling up but thats people thats a term thats being used a little bit like gangster euphemisms having euphemisms for like having a contract out on somebody. But it isnt that level level down equaliser thats isnt equaliser thats called, isnt it. Youre it. Yeah, but levelling, youre in ground. So. Angela in the ground. So. Angela rayner was she was the education shadow education secretary and then now shes, she has been made the shadow levelling up secretary, but shes still the deputy Prime Minister. Right. Which is changing. Yeah. That cant be changed because she was voted in by the members of labour party and the unions. So in a way, this just makes it almost more star contrast between starmers desire to for a blairite cabinet and the members desire to see a gritty what happens class , i think hit what happens class, i think hit the nail on the head. I think starmer hes saying were going to win. Hes got the hand on the whatever the thing. No, not the tiller. What is the dead mans lever . What is the dead mans lever . No, in the car. The car stuff. Whatever it is, the gear. Hes pushing it. Okay. Whatever hes pushing, wants to win. He pushing, he wants to win. He doesnt he needs to doesnt care what he needs to do, if he has to bring do, even if he has to bring back. But, i mean, that is the feeling , back. But, i mean, that is the feeling, isnt back. But, i mean, that is the feeling , isnt it . Feeling, isnt it . Im not an expert on on im not not an expert on on his like, his policies his or im not not an expert on on his marketing, licies his or im not not an expert on on his marketing, butes his or im not not an expert on on his marketing, but i his or im not not an expert on on his marketing, but i sense or im not not an expert on on his marketing, but i sense that this is in positioning now and starting to get in really starting to get in a really plausible cabinet. That is just hes so, so concerned not hes so, so concerned with not frightening horses. I hes so, so concerned with not frightening horses. I mean, frightening the horses. I mean, this what everyone finds this is what everyone who finds him thinks. Hes him disappointing thinks. Hes just so cautious the whole time and he just. Rayner does have a little bit shes a little bit jagged little bit shes a little bit jagged isnt she. Shes its a fascinating position the head of the position being the head of the labour party because you never get to choose your deputy and if you get to power it actually becomes much more symbolic. But the chance of course. Yeah, exactly. Well exactly. So you exactly. Well exactly. So you end up the chancellor was was gordon brown of course. And you always talk about blair and brown. You dont talk about Blair Prescott and press. Blair and prescott and press. What interesting these big what is interesting is these big figures picked as figures that get picked as Deputy Ministers are deputy Prime Ministers are always the same type of working class, people class, robust mascot. People they that, arent they are exactly that, arent they . Exactly mascots they . Theyre exactly mascots of that constituent of union. And with a scarf and a rattle. Yeah, well, i mean , i rattle. Yeah, well, i mean, i have some sympathy with him because he must be thinking, you know, my god, steady as she goes. At the moment, so many labour leaders like kinnock in my time, you know who dropped the the very last the ball at the very last moment, you know, when you sure that theyre going to that that theyre going to cross that line. Guess like line. I guess hes like minimising anyway. Paul minimising his risk anyway. Paul over guardian, where over to the guardian, where a survey poverty as somehow survey about poverty as somehow unaccountably our unaccountably become one of our top stories. People surviving yes, poor people surviving not living as uk social contract collapses report says. So this is an exclusive from the guardian saying that a commission including former ministers voices concern that a lack of urgency from two main parties over the scale of poverty. Now, theres two things poverty. Now, theres two things going on here from my weve got whats actually causing it, and it seems to have been a humongous economic turndown since the way the pandemic was managed, the managed. So this is this is definitely the outturn of what happened during covid, which was inevitable in terms of his economic turndown and the reason that they dont want to talk about it, the two main parties, is because a they dont know what the solution is. And b, they were part the b, they were part of the problem. So its very difficult when calculate two when you calculate those two things get things together to get a positive answer also. And if you look rest europe and look at the rest of europe and the of the western world, i the rest of the western world, i mean, sweden, instance, mean, take sweden, for instance, they lock down. Their they didnt lock down. Their economy is close to recession at the moment. Not the moment. And thats not because they lock down. Because they didnt lock down. Thats because their is thats because their economy is inextricable linked to the rest of the economy. In in the of the economy. In in in the western world. Have will have seen but you have will have seen the figures a couple of days ago which wed which suggest that wed underestimated the extent to which back. And in which we had bounce back. And in fact, had been a lot of fact, there had been a lot of kind of naysaying and doing britain yeah, kind of naysaying and doing bagree. Yeah, kind of naysaying and doing bagree. Its yeah, kind of naysaying and doing bagree. Its certainly yeah, kind of naysaying and doing bagree. Its certainly not yeah, i agree. Its certainly not outliers on that front. I do take your point, though. I mean, i think we still have serious productivity weve productivity issues which weve had long and had for a very long time. And these been worse by these have been made worse by these have been made worse by the of people who the number of people who essentially come essentially didnt want to come back again after back to work again after lockdown. This is the danger, isnt it . E e just its not its not just its not a recent phenomenon. Britain has been since 1850s. Been struggling since the 1850s. I read actually read a book i read it actually read a book about the 1850s, 1850s, about it. The 1850s, 1850s, productive city in has productive city in britain has been since the 18, productive city in britain has bee that since the 18, productive city in britain has bee that must since the 18, productive city in britain has bee that must have nce the 18, productive city in britain has bee that must have been1e 18, productive city in britain has bee that must have been the 3, productive city in britain has bee that must have been the peak but that must have been the peak of productivity. Yes, it of our productivity. Yes, it was. And that was that was us inventing the industrial revolution. This revolution. But this, this little study done by the little study was done by the poverty commission, poverty strategy commission, which takes from which actually takes money from liggett , legatum legatum, what liggett, legatum legatum, what do they call it . Theyre do they call it . Theyre involved in us, too. Yeah right. I didnt know that. Okay. I didnt know that. Okay. And the Joseph Rowntree foundation, they give money. So. So. So. So theyre. So theyre. So theyre. And basically to pasteels. And basically to pasteels. And basically to pasteels. Yeah. And basically , yeah. And basically, basically what theyre suggesting is giving, giving all the poor families , the 6 million the poor families, the 6 million poor families, £6,000, which is 36 million. I mean , you look at these i mean, you look at these figures, they say at one point they go, its you know, the poor people are now surviving, not living. Well, those are just two different for the same different words for the same thing. Have emotive thing. It may have an emotive point, surviving point, but surviving means living. The latin word. Living. That is the latin word. Vive. Yeah. You know, it means you something. You live beyond something. Thats means. The you live beyond something. Thats means. The idea thats all it means. The idea that, you know. What you that, you know. What do you expect poor to be . I mean expect poor people to be . I mean , theyre creating a very emotional appeal here. Idea emotional appeal here. The idea that people are just sort that poor people are just sort of on life support or something. And then you look at it and its been for says it been the same for it says it hasnt budged in the last two decades. Their complaint is not that got worse , but that that its got worse, but that it hasnt decades. Hasnt improved in two decades. So basically been so that is basically been something you could have said at any this century. Any point. This century. With you. But i disagree with you. Okay. Because and im not sure why, but i think that number, which is the of people below the poverty line, above the poverty line, is like is like a completely fluid number that they can manipulate. It is whatever it is. Its a question of what the median is and how far below the median is and how far below the median anyway, is not to median anyway, which is not to decry people, if any, are decry poor people, if any, are watching what you have. My sympathy, obviously. Lewis telegraph zimbabwe telegraph now and in zimbabwe the fools bandaged finger the burnt fools bandaged finger is going wobbling back to the fire. Yeah yes. Well, i dont understand what you mean by that, but poor people cant play that kipling. Really . Kipling . Not the case. Kipling . Not the case. All right, well, im learning something every day. The people out there, they dont expect me to know this stuff anyway. Kipling okay. Anyway you know me, and im going to say this as a fact. Its hundreds of white a fact. Its hundreds of white farmers returned to zimbabwe in boost agriculture. And boost for agriculture. And i believe people have a right believe that people have a right to. If youre an immigrant into a country, you should be accepted. You shouldnt be told you shouldnt live there just because not of this because youre not of this particular that they particular colour that they are. And or that you werent, you know, ancestors werent know, your ancestors werent living for hundreds living there for hundreds of generations. What generations. And thats what the white farmers the white farmers i support the white farmers i support the white farmers. You support white farmers. So you support the farmers exactly the white farmers on exactly the same that you same premise that you you support somalian arriving, support the somalian arriving, living here. You cant you wouldnt same wouldnt be in the same situation. That exactly the situation. That is exactly the same a lot of these same because a lot of these people farmers who people are the same farmers who were booted out 20 years ago by mugabe. Right. Right. But i was making a joke. Okay but i was making a joke. Okay just can never tell because just i can never tell because youre deadpan. Youre so deadpan. Its the same face. Its the same face. Paul, what do i wasnt sure. Paul, what do you think about this . Well, this is really interesting. Read story and of you read this story and of course, they were removed under the dictatorship. It the mugabe dictatorship. And it was about the colour was very much about the colour of skin. Know, they of their skin. You know, they were get them out, were white, get them out, essentially, is racism, essentially, which is racism, which compensation. Which is compensation. Absolutely no compensation. It was can racist to was racism. You can be racist to white people. This story proves it. Will prove that it. History will prove that nobody has done that. Mugabe was a little bit on the racist side. Yeah. How ever. Its really interesting because they they were once werent were once described werent they, the breadbasket of the they, as the breadbasket of the world. They what of africa . Of africa. Sorry which is just the heart of the world . Lewis central africa. The centre of africa, yeah. And, you know, i guess there was somewhere in egypt guess there was somewhere in egypt, the middle west, theyve all been bred. That because those and that was because those white very good at farming. So they decided economically its good idea for them its a very good idea for them to come back. Yeah. Its a very good idea for them to yeah, ack. Yeah. Its a very good idea for them to yeah, its. Yeah. Its a very good idea for them to yeah, its ayeah. Its a very good idea for them to yeah, its a good question yeah, its a good question why they managed to just why they havent managed to just pick up the pieces and farm in that manner. I dont know what special handout. Special there was no handout. There involved. But there is there is involved. But i luck to them. I mean, good luck to them. I wish them well. But i mean, it would be an extraordinarily brave who would go back brave person who would go back into situation, wouldnt brave person who would go back int with the up to scotland with the times. Bucky, now times. Now, first bucky, now they mobile phones they want to ban mobile phones from whatever. From the classroom, whatever. We shall find out next. Well we shall find out fast tonic wine im referring to rather we shall find out. Rather than we shall find out. Minister looking at mobile minister is looking at mobile ban for schools. A crackdown ban for schools. So a crackdown on use of mobile phones in on the use of mobile phones in scotland. Schools is being considered amid growing concerns they disrupt learning and affect brain development. Now thats a very good point, which im going to park for a minute because we should say up front that the School Education in school and education record in scotland downwards scotland is not going downwards because phones. Its because of mobile phones. Its going because what the going downwards because what the snp have over the 14 snp have done over the last 14 years think have to years and i think we have to accept in order to move on accept that in order to move on and talk about this story. Now, of , mobile phones are bad of course, mobile phones are bad for the classroom. Theyre a modern obstruction that just werent around in School Classrooms when of us were classrooms when any of us were at school and i dont have a problem with that. The thing problem with that. The one thing i problem with is i do have a problem with is because i dont huge because i dont like huge government is why the government have get involved. Im have got to get involved. Im sure are headteachers sure there are headteachers teachers, of any kind teachers, teachers of any kind that this that would agree with this story. Fact, my daughter story. And in fact, my daughter has gone back started has just gone back and started year and phones year ten this year and phones are just taken out, gone into lockers. I was going to say, my kids school would never have allowed they allowed to go into school with a phone and i think they can use it during the lunch houn can use it during the lunch hour. Think i dont know hour. I think i dont know exactly how frequently lunch, but its obviously got to but yeah, its obviously got to be out that point. You be taken out at that point. You know, think would know, i think anyone would argue with extraordinary that with extraordinary to me that its even in debate anymore. I cant that. Its even in debate anymore. I canwell, that. Its even in debate anymore. I canwell, you that. Its even in debate anymore. I canwell, you know, as you know well, you know, as you know with me, in many, many with me, im in many, many films. Many films. Im in films. Yeah, many films. Im in the new jones films and the new Indiana Jones films and im maestro, which the im in maestro, which is the Leonard Bernstein and most Leonard Bernstein film and most of away of these films, they take away your and you your phones, do they . And you and for an entire day, you dont have a phone. And like have a phone. And its like having cut yeah, having your arms cut off. Yeah, its a feeling, isnt it . Its a weird feeling, isnt it . I occasionally take walk the dog deliberately and try and build digital detox. But build in a digital detox. But 1. 5 park with just 1. 5 hours in the park with just the dog and no phone and you feel weird. You feel strange. Yeah, but isnt it rejuvenating . Just week for yes. Just last week for a moment realised that having moment i realised that having a phone with me meant that i was working every minute i had a phone on me because everything i do through my phone and do is through my phone and emails and work. And as soon as you put it away, youre having re st. Rest. Its what people pay for. Louis, this one in the daily mail, probably last one in mail, probably the last one in this the rib this section, right in the rib eye your steak. Eye of your steak. Again, i believe also. Well, this is kids with high bmi, which mass index, which which is body mass index, which is your height, is a measurement of your height, your and whether its a your weight, and whether its a perception you can be perception of fat, you can be totally and have a high bmi, totally fit and have a high bmi, but whatever. And they say that kids like 12 have an kids who are like 12 have an increased risk risk of developing later in developing depression later in life, study suggests. And this is one of those stories , its is one of those stories, its what i call a coral correlation coral coral correlation assoc Association Risk of link two. It says that those kids and the truth is they have the answer already. Its not its not like they feel bad about being fat. They feel bad about being fat. Is that actual sugar makes people depressed and theres an environmental reason for it. It raises up uric acid level. It it shuts down your mitochondria which produce the energy in the cell and practically every cell except blood cells. Except blood cells. And so they seem i mean, they seem to be saying that they have tried to analyse whether people who when theyre young tried to analyse whether people whclikely when theyre young tried to analyse whether people whclikely to nhen theyre young tried to analyse whether people whclikely to been theyre young tried to analyse whether people whclikely to be depressedioung tried to analyse whether people whclikely to be depressed when are likely to be depressed when theyre whether people theyre older or whether people who when theyre who are depressed when theyre young fat when young are likely to be fat when theyre older. And they say its more you get fat more likely that you get fat first then you get depressed. Yes, because the actual sugar itself and you can itself and you guys can out there and you can look it up, you can google it, you can google Mental Illness and google up Mental Illness and carbohydrates and anything to add on that. I mean, other than so really, i mean, other than the it doesnt need the fact that it doesnt need kings of to london tell Kings College of to london tell us this, lewis schaefer, md, is across this. Were the halfway point, across this. Youll the halfway point, across this. Youll want halfway point, across this. Youll want toalfway point, across this. Youll want toalfway back , across this. Youll want toalfway back for but youll want to come back for the section. We have three the next section. We have three words prison operas. See you words gay prison operas. See you in a couple of minutes. That warm feeling from that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers, proud sponsors of weather on. Gb news. Weather on. Gb news. Hello, good evening. As we head into tuesday, there will be a little bit of fog around tonight whilst in the south west we can expect some strong blustery winds. But the hot and sunny weather returns as we go through tomorrow because of this area of High Pressure dominating the picture across the uk, leading largely settled leading to largely settled weather dragging hot air in weather and dragging hot air in from south. Meanwhile from the south. Meanwhile looking at details through looking at the details through monday there front monday night, there is a front across the far north of scotland bringing some cloud and rain to shetland. Elsewhere, largely bringing some cloud and rain to she picture, lsewhere, largely bringing some cloud and rain to she picture, lsewh dropping. Huge amount, dropping. A huge amount, generally the to generally staying in the mid to high teens celsius. So quite a warm night to come. Bright start on tuesday morning. Any mist and fog should quickly clear away and then we do have that front. I mentioned earlier, gradually pushing its way further southwards bit southwards so turning a bit cloudier, damp perhaps for cloudier, a bit damp perhaps for orkney north of orkney in the far north of mainland elsewhere mainland scotland, elsewhere across , lots of fine across the uk, lots of fine sunny weather, plenty of blue skies and temperatures could be a than today for a touch higher than today for some. Around 31 some. So highs around 31 celsius. Quite windy celsius. Staying quite windy towards the south west though, when thursdays going to get off to a bit of a murky start for some North Eastern parts some eastern North Eastern parts with and syfret with some higher and syfret around of will burn around. Most of that will burn back the coast, though back towards the coast, though the linger across the cloud could linger across the cloud could linger across the far of scotland. The far east of scotland. Otherwise, though, yes, will otherwise, though, yes, it will be cloudier than recent be a touch cloudier than recent days, plenty of sunshine to days, but plenty of sunshine to be had and with that temperatures rising likely to peak wednesday or peak around wednesday or thursday, risk of thursday, though, the risk of some warm feeling some showers, that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers, proud sponsors of weather on. Radio. And welcome back to headliners. And welcome back to headliners. So paul, lets kick off the third, third quarter. Confused with my fractions times again. With my fractions times again. Once again, i wonder if this is reality, if weve slipped into an outtake from brass eye here. Why . Why does he have that thing, that box up there . Thats just the little add on. That was my idea. That was my idea. Some people, some people can afford better boxes. Im going to do this story now, lewis, if you dont mind, Say Something to him. Simon its not okay. Simon its not okay. Gay opera about imagined meeting between the gangster and mad Frankie Fraser and ivor novello. That was due to have been staged at wormwood scrubs has been cancelled. And i really has been cancelled. And i really love this story. Simon the reason i really love this story is, well, theres a couple of reasons. Its by promos , which reasons. Its by promos, which is the production company, which just tickled me straight away. But what have you seen previous productions . I havent seen this, no. What theyve this, no. What theyve essentially taken ivor essentially taken is ivor novello , who known gay man novello, who was a known gay man and in prison for petrol and was in prison for petrol coupon misuse and mad Frankie Fraser not abuse, just misuse, misuse , just misuse, you know, misuse, just misuse, you know, i guessi misuse, just misuse, you know, i guess i guess during that time, diesel was a big deal and, and mad Frankie Fraser was better known for cutting peoples heads off and the like who was definitely hes standing for sir, right. Yeah. One of the krays friends. Yeah. Evidently not gay at all. History would tell us. So one of the krays was, of course, was one of the krays was wrapped in this for detail. But yeah, so in, in a way of being in inclusive and diverse within their art, this touring Theatre Company have have put together these two unlikely lovebirds and created a story where they meet in prison and fall in love and its essentially been pulled a week before it was to be performed at the chapel at wormwood scrubs. Oh, it was actually going to be performed in the prison as well. So at first i read this and thought it was prisoners acting this out. No its not. Its a touring company who have touring Theatre Company who have done elsewhere and are done it elsewhere and are planning were planning to do planning now were planning to do it in wormwood scrubs, but its been pulled because they thought there great negative of. I remember mad Frankie Fraser did achieve i wasnt did actually achieve i wasnt totally random totally wasnt totally random he did achieve a degree did actually achieve a degree of celebrity through brass eye. I dont know if you remember that did remember a little sort did i do remember a little sort of tours of the east end and show you where where he offed show you where he where he offed people is amazing, people and which is amazing, isnt it . Yeah. Yeah. Because you couldnt imagine that it really was him as well know. I think theyd struggle to top that. What do you think about this lewis . Does it feel like, apologise . Like, i wonder, is it apologise . A little bit of acting i was a little bit of acting between paul and i over the light boxes. I dont know whether that . Light boxes. I dont know wh back that . Light boxes. I dont know wh back to that . Light boxes. I dont know wh back to the at . Now. Back to the story now. Back to the story now. I just dont want people to think that im a horrible person for taking the love we worked it out beforehand. Didnt out beforehand. It didnt turn out beforehand. It didnt turn out its it was out as good. Its true. It was fun. Sorry. For destroying fun. Sorry. Sorry for destroying your what do think . Your show. What do i think . I think i dont. I dont. I dont know these people. I know who ivor i dont know ivor novello is. I dont know frankie is, i dont. Frankie fraser is, but i dont. You do know who ivor novello is. I is. I do. I is. I do. I know who he is. I do. I know who he was or heard of him. Basically i know about award. About that award. Hes still the top songwriting award the year is songwriting award of the year is named him. Yes. Named after him. Yes. Yes. I know. Novello award. I that. Know. Novello award. I did that. He some prison romance he had some brief prison romance with brutal killer. With with a brutal killer. Wasnt in prison at that but wasnt in prison at that time. Was he in prison . Oh, yeah. Im they at oh, yeah. Im sure they overlapped. You its one overlapped. You know, its one of things like trotsky and of these things like trotsky and then a gay overlapping or then a gay phrase overlapping or something, it . You know, something, isnt it . You know, they these. They have these. Gay is that a gay phrase . Overlapping. Overlapping . Yeah so not something be guilty something youd ever be guilty of . It is. Lets have a look of . Yes it is. Lets have a look on this. Sounds like it might be one the bbcs disinformation one for the bbcs disinformation correspondent mail. One for the bbcs disinformation cor|yeah, dent mail. One for the bbcs disinformation cor|yeah, dent the mail. One for the bbcs disinformation cor|yeah, dent the bbc mail. One for the bbcs disinformation cor|yeah, dent the bbc doesnt yeah, well, the bbc doesnt have they just have correspondents. They just have correspondents. They just have people working have hack people working for them because not news them because theyre not a news organisation. State organisation. Theyre a state Propaganda Network and the bbc boss under pressure to boss is under pressure to explain why the news report, which news which is quote unquote news report, because its not news, its propaganda about its state propaganda about a convicted was sent sex convicted who was sent sex messages year old boy, messages to a 14 year old boy, was edited to remove any mention that he a drag queen. His that he was a drag queen. His drag queen career because so he was a bad guy. Drag queen career because so he was a bad guy. He was a bad guy, but he was quite involved in the pride events and drag queen acts. And they were, i guess the bbc was a way for this was embarrass arsed about him doing that. They wanted to present him as just like a bad guy and not like a bad guy in the community. But i saw the picture of the guy and he looked. He looked less of and he looked. He looked less of a drag queen than more like a drag dinner lady. Well, maybe. I mean, guess out makeup. But out of his makeup. But i remember. Yeah, i know. I get it. Remember seeing the it. I remember seeing the initial. I it. I remember seeing the initial. I remember seeing the initial. I remember seeing the initial column and it did have all that. Thats the point. It had all that detail in. And then they and then they removed it and people it. And and people monitored it. And gradually, little, all gradually, little by little, all of this kind of stuff which might been in order to might have been used in order to cast on the, you know, the cast doubt on the, you know, the acceptability of the drag Queen Story Hour and so on. I mean, did you did you follow this . Yes, it did. And shes actually that and the trouble with this and the bbc doing this is that deception makes you wonder what else theyre hiding. There to be there was no need to be deceptive that because deceptive about that because nobody that drag nobody thinks that every drag queen i do not think queen is a. No, i do not think there should be drag queen story houn there should be drag Queen Story Hour. Im not when its overly sexualised with the young children, im put off by that. However i dont think that every drag queen is some sort of, but now this has created the famous streisand effect, isnt it . And more attention, which is obviously streisand being a popular figure, lampooned in drag anyway , off to more drag anyway, off to more glamorous latitudes. Now, paul glamorous latitudes. Now, paul woody allen is gracing the venice film festival. And venice film festival. And obviously the guardian is primarily interested in the film i yes, it barely mentions the film, actually. I think its about paragraph eight. By the time it gets the film. So time it gets to the film. So woody allen in venice, the me too. Has been has been too. Me too has been has been good for women, he says. But cancel culture can even be silly now , i agree with one thing now, i agree with one thing cancel culture can be silly. Its quite nice at first and refreshing to hear that. Woody allen believes cancel, cancel culture exists because thats a debate that still rages on every day of the week despite people getting cancelled have tried to cancel him. In fact, they did cancel him from his publishers. From one of his publishers. Thats exactly what yeah, thats exactly what happened. I mean, going to happened. I mean, i was going to make that point, but then the more you read about it, this is his 50th the way. So his 50th movie, by the way. So he called he can hardly be called cancellation youre that cancellation if youre that youre allowed make youre allowed to make more seven. But 87. And lets seven. But he is 87. And lets not forget that has had a lot not forget that he has had a lot of editors work with him. Of women editors work with him. There is no hes never there are there is no hes never been convicted of anything. No. And problem. I have and this is the problem. I have not convicted. And this is the problem. I have not cthink ed. And this is the problem. I have not cthink id. And this is the problem. I have not cthink i think i think the i think i think i think the accusations to any neutral observer have been completely, you dont observer have been completely, you its dont observer have been completely, you its not dont observer have been completely, you its not true. Dont think its not true. That is not true. That is not true. What do you think . What do you think . Because dont i personally because i dont i personally i what im going to say. I heres what im going to say. He been cancelled. Hes not he has been cancelled. Hes not making hes not has a very making hes not he has a very hard time getting the money. This made with a this last movie was made with a moto camera. Was filmed on moto g camera. It was filmed on a g camera. Thats a thats a moto g camera. Thats a thats a moto g camera. Thats a thats a im just saying its a cheap camera. Is it . Right. Okay. I thought you were doing a sponsorship deal and i was looking at the way you entered the truman show. Ive said its filmed on a nokia. Im just saying it was. It like because hes lost it was like because hes lost the money, hes the money. The money, hes lost the money. There lot of people we in there are a lot of people we in our bubble, we might not think he did. What did was really he did. What he did was really wrong. In the out wrong. But in the bubble out there they a lot of people there and they a lot of people do believe accusations as well. Are you saying we dont believe he was wrong or believe what he did was wrong or we dont believe he did what they say . Because if he did what they say . Because if he did what they said, then then i would certainly wrong. Certainly say it was wrong. But they he did they dont believe that he did what he said. Saying that a lot of but im saying that a lot of people out there have been very quick to actually believe. Yeah that around that so we cant go around saying any neutral observer saying that any neutral observer would think, know, theres would think, you know, theres nothing theres no theres no smoke, theres no fire, because a of people do believe it. A lot of people do believe it. And he has been cancelled. Hes and he has been cancelled. Hes this is so silly because hes like acting like it hasnt affected him. But it has affected him. But it has affected him. But it has affected him in a really big way. Fair enough. Well, social fair enough. Well, social media trends in the times now, louis, one of the most nauseating developments since the invention of monogamy has reared again. Yeah. Reared up again. Yeah. Yeah. Well, this is actually. This Marriage Proposal this public Marriage Proposal has on partners, has put pressure on partners, experts warned in the times that theres actually proposal planning if you want to get married , you can go to these married, you can go to these proposal people. Its obviously the men making the proposal. I dont think a woman would have the, you know, the stupidity to do this. And the truth is, is that if you have to pay and this is one of the examples, £165,000 to rent out disneyland, paris to make a proposal to this woman, she probably doesnt love you. And thinks and thinks and thinks tend to agree with you and thinks youre a simp. I dont know what the right word is. Youve got no chance in the world of getting married. The final section is coming up next. Weve got a story about viagra. Youll want to stay up for that boom, boom. Well and welcome back to headliners. So, louis, well kick off with the daily star, an Important International story from wyoming i yeah, wyoming, which is one of the least populated states in the country. Hundreds of Homeless People descend on town called casper, which is and leave over 200 kilogram of faeces in the street. I dont know why this isnt the daily i dont know why this wouldnt even make an american. I really this is normal. I really this is normal. But for now it is. Yes, it is normal. Now the level of homelessness in the cities are unbelievable. I mean, maybe its unbelievable. I mean, maybe its making it because its wyoming, which well, it says they which is a well, it says they descend, though presumably this is migration from is some kind of migration from some some sort. Some event of some sort. Is it spring break . Yeah then is it spring break . Yeah then is it spring break . Yeah no, no, its not descending. Its like its not i dont know what it is. So okay, theyre saying okay, so theyre saying theyre saying, well, i mean, theyre saying, well, i mean, the story itself says that hundreds people descend on hundreds of people descend on the town, which and never exactly why. Exactly says why. I mean, the idea that theres two i mean, i dont know whose job to weigh the faeces, job it is to weigh the faeces, but. Well 200kg doesnt sound like would do like the way americans would do it would about 100 way they would talk about 100 way or something. Well, because maybe they maybe they wanted to communicate, i want know communicate, but i want to know whether theyve come from something, been closed down. A hostel or has there been a hostel or something or have they been moved on . Didnt say that. They they didnt say that. They did was a homeless did say there was a homeless shelter. Maybe its the only place where theres a homeless shelter the state place where theres a homeless shfreeze the state place where theres a homeless shfreeze housing the state place where theres a homeless shfreeze housing mostie state place where theres a homeless shfreeze housing most of ;tate place where theres a homeless shfreeze housing most of thee is freeze housing most of the yeah is freeze housing most of the year. This this. Well, a good thing, well, thats a good thing, i suppose, the. Suppose, from the. Well, thats why im surprised theres like Homeless People understand where people i can understand la where the weathers good but there are over minus over it gets to minus nine degrees average night Time Temperature and it temperature in february and it only degrees but only gets up to four degrees but september is quite balmy by comparison. So maybe theyre just making the most of the outdoor opportunities while theyve got a mirror pool. A story about a red heifer which apparently prefigures end days prefigures the end of days as indeed Previous Story might indeed the Previous Story might well to have done as well. El well. Certainly sounds like but it certainly sounds like it, it . First heifer it, doesnt it . First red heifer in years fulfilled bible in 2000 years fulfilled Bible Prophecy and signals. End of days. No no. This is not a story about Angela Rayner simon however, it is a story about christianity. Christianity and judaism, red heifers and i had noidea judaism, red heifers and i had no idea before reading the story and then looking it up online after reading red heifers in both christianity and judaism feature as tales about the end of times. Now im not sure how they know this is the first one to have been born in 2000 years. You know. Go on. Can i tell you . Can i tell you how what it means the end of time, why this happens is that the red the red and possibly the heifer has is an allusion to venus , which broke free from venus, which broke free from saturn or jupiter, about 2700 years ago, which as a comet. And when it passed by the earth and it passed by mars, caused great distress. S it passed by mars, caused great distress. Sin it passed by mars, caused great distress. S in the it passed by mars, caused great distress. S in the in our it passed by mars, caused great distress. S in the in our solar system. And thats why and that appears in the hebrew bible that explanation. Yes. Not yes, exactly. Yes. And not just in exactly. Yes. And not just in that it appears in the bhagavadgita, in the in the indian books, in the in the chinese texts and all of them. Yeah. Is velikov velikovsky. Yeah. Is velikov velikovsky. Okay. Express now, lewis, youre on a roll. The little blue pill could be mothers little helper, too. Yeah. I want to apologise for this show because im giving you such a hard time. Really . Youre handung such a hard time. Really . Youre handling it . Have started to handling it . Have you started to dnnk handling it . Have you started to drink before the show . There drink before the show . There were other drugs available anyway. Vi. Vi viagra emerges as anyway. Vi. Vi viagra emerges as a potential answer to Numerous Health conditions. A potential answer to Numerous Health conditions. But. But is it safe . And this is another one of these things where its like, lets use all the drugs we have. The other one was the ozempic. Well, that one weve been using for a while, but its interesting how sildenafil or if thatis interesting how sildenafil or if that is the correct pronunciation it was pronunciation seems to it was not intended for not initially intended for erectile dysfunction. Was it just opens up capillaries right . And it turns out that can have all kinds of other beneficial effects including it seems something to do with premenstrual pain stomach pain because it creates nitric oxide or nitrous nitric oxide, which is so crucial, which is why you should always breathe out of your nose. Your hose. Your nose. Do not breathe out of your mouth because your nose actually produces this thing. Which have you bothered to read the story . Read the story . You know, its. I havent. You know, its. If so, i wouldnt mind heanng you. Hearing from you. I did read the story. I did read the story. Im fascinated by what lewis said, which is not a good thing. Oh, wait, there a theres. Oh, wait, there is a theres three truly is a wonder drug, though, isnt it . Yeah, it is extraordinary. Yeah well, opening up capillaries, opening up blood flow. That could be the flow. I mean, that could be the secret. Ultimately to curing dementia course, dementia as well. Of course, which this which is massive. But this sounds know women sounds good. I know women experience extraordinary experience an extraordinary amount you know, with amount of pain, you know, with the adam the endometriosis. Adam adenomyosis these are not, you know , trivial right conditions know, trivial right conditions ones. So it looks like that might be a we know its relatively safe. Relatively safe. Yeah. Because yeah , millions yeah. Because yeah, millions of men have been taken as have, as have women for other conditions as well. So the question mark is, is this safe . Yeah, it is. And do you know what . There might be some side effects, but it turns out theyre quite good. A lot of people seem to like to take it just to feel good. Apparently yeah, i cant say anything, but it generic now anything, but it is generic now anyway, its affordable anyway, so its affordable anyway, so its affordable anyway, previous year. Anyway, from the previous year. Paul busting paul new from the times busting a timeworn myth about human relationships. Yeah, im quite yeah, i mean, im quite cynical about studies and this is one. Opposites dont is another one. Opposites dont attract study finds major attract major study finds major study. Id like to bring that into this into disrepute at some point this is another point but this is another ridiculous no one has ridiculous study that no one has asked for. And its essentially asked for. And its essentially concluded that people that are vastly different from one another not be attracted another might not be attracted or good for long term partnerships. So dont think partnerships. So i dont think theres great news in there. Theres any great news in there. Theres some very interesting bits how theres bits about how theres a preconception extroverts preconception that extroverts are interested in are more interested in introverts vice versa. And introverts and vice versa. And actually extroverts are quite interested in extroverts as well , and introverts are quite interested in introverts as well. Theres no real news in here. Know a lot of people have i know a lot of people have talked schopenhauer in the early i know a lot of people have talkecenturyienhauer in the early i know a lot of people have talkecentury hadauer in the early i know a lot of people have talkecentury had the in the early i know a lot of people have talkecentury had the view e early i know a lot of people have talkecentury had the view that � ly 19th century had the view that we were driven to find a mate who would compensate for our flaws. He didnt know about genetics, but he talked almost in those terms. He said, the in those terms. He said, the point that will fall in point is that you will fall in love with somebody. Well, you would choose to have children with who is actually with somebody who is actually really this really bad company for you. This is was very cynical about is why he was very cynical about married life. You know, he thought that you would inevitably of at inevitably this this kind of at another will would inevitably this this kind of at anotiyou will would inevitably this this kind of at anotiyou towards will would inevitably this this kind of at anotiyou towards somebody. D inevitably this this kind of at anotiyou towards somebody. That draw you towards somebody. That nature will nature was saying this will offset all your bad sides. And its true to some extent. I mean, i wouldnt want to be married someone was just married to someone who was just like thats the point, isnt like me. Thats the point, isnt it . Yeah, its sides of the it . Yeah, its two sides of the same magnet. Nobody is just like nobody, nobody is just like anybody. People get anybody. The fact is, people get what they can get. Louis schaffer, at my wife. Just schaffer, look at my wife. Just there is some truth to that. I do think also once people are married and certainly once i do think also once people are rhave d and certainly once i do think also once people are rhave children, tainly once i do think also once people are rhave children, their once i do think also once people are rhave children, their life e they have children, their life changes dramatically changes so dramatically that aspects them werent aspects of them that werent visible to other suddenly visible to each other suddenly emerge. Also start to emerge. And also they start to find tiny differences much more annoying or noticeable. Annoying or noticeable. Yes. You. Exactly. So you yes. So you. Exactly. So you do think person is totally do think this person is totally different because you do think this person is totally diffe|them . Because you hate them . I always say you get, oh, well, lets get married. Yes, lets married. Lets buy lets get married. Lets buy a house. Yes, a house. Lets have furniture. Yes. And you go all the to ridge cushions. The way down to ridge cushions. Oh my god. Cant believe oh my god. I cant believe i ended with this lunatic. Ended up with this lunatic. Anyway show is nearly over, anyway the show is nearly over, so lets another quick look so lets take another quick look at front pages. The at tuesdays front pages. The daily minister, steve daily mail minister, steve blunder that says it all about tory chaos mirror class clowns, Guardian Sunak under pressure over School Funding as concrete crisis grows express miracle weight loss jab to save lives and cut £6. 5 billion bill. The news starmer calls up blairites to fight election as left is demoted. And finally , the daily demoted. And finally, the daily star fangs aint what they used to be. Those were your front pages. Thats all we have time for. My thanks to my guests, paul cox. And louis. Ill be paul cox. And louis. Ill be back tomorrow at 11 pm. With chris interwetten and josh howie. If youre watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. A. M, stay tuned for breakfast. Otherwise, its been a pleasure. Sleep well. Soon. I was great see you soon. I was great tonight. Things are heating looks like things are heating up. Boilers , proud up. Boxed boilers, proud sponsors of weather on gb news. Sponsors of weather on gb news. Hello. Good evening. As we head into tuesday, there will be a little bit of fog around tonight, though. Whilst in the tonight, though. Whilst in the south west, we can expect some strong blustery winds. But the hot and sunny returns as hot and sunny weather returns as we through tomorrow because we go through tomorrow because of area of High Pressure of this area of High Pressure dominating the picture across the uk, leading to largely settled weather and dragging hot air the south. Air in from the south. Meanwhile, looking the meanwhile, looking at the details through monday night, there front across far there is a front across the far north scotland bringing some north of scotland bringing some cloud and rain to shetland. Elsewhere, largely picture elsewhere, a largely dry picture , skies, some mist and , clear skies, but some mist and fog developing fog patches developing particularly the north particularly towards the north and the east. Windier in the south west. But many places seeing temperatures not dropping a huge amount, generally staying the to high teens celsius. The mid to high teens celsius. So warm night come. So quite a warm night to come. Bright star on tuesday morning. Any mist and fog should quickly clear we do have clear away. And then we do have that front i mentioned earlier, gradually pushing its way further southwards. So turning a bit bit perhaps bit cloudy, a bit damp, perhaps for the far north of for orkney in the far north of mainland scotland. Elsewhere across of fine across the uk, lots of fine sunny weather, plenty of blue skies temperatures could be sunny weather, plenty of blue sitouch temperatures could be sunny weather, plenty of blue sitouch higher eratures could be sunny weather, plenty of blue sitouch higher than|res could be sunny weather, plenty of blue sitouch higher than todayuld be sunny weather, plenty of blue sitouch higher than today for be a touch higher than today for some. Around 31 some. So highs around 31 celsius, windy celsius, staying quite windy towards the south west though , towards the south west though, wednesday is going to get off to a bit of a murky start for some eastern North Eastern parts with some higher and see fret around. Most burn back most of that will burn back towards coast though the towards the coast though the cloud could linger across the far east of scotland. Otherwise, though, be touch though, yes, it will be a touch cloudier but cloudier than recent days, but plenty sunshine to had plenty of sunshine to be had and with temperatures rising with that temperatures rising likely wednesday likely to peak around wednesday or thursday, though, the risk of some things some showers looks like things are heating up. Boxed boilers, proud sponsors of weather on gb news. No spin, no bias, no censorship. Im dan wootton. Tonight another grim milestone in the battle for britains borders after its revealed a record 870 migrants crossed the channel on saturday alone. So channel on saturday alone. So when will the msm and apparently conservative government start to treat this invasion like the emergency it is . Ill tell the emergency it is . Ill tell the tories not to give in to fishy wishes, fatalism and challenge his leadership if he wont do what it takes to stop the boats. Thats my digest. Next before my Superstar Panel weigh in and tonight, theyll back Carole Malone , Benjamin Butterworth and malone, Benjamin Butterworth and beunda malone, Benjamin Butterworth and belinda de lucy. Malone, Benjamin Butterworth and belinda de lucy. Also tonight belinda de lucy. Also tonight was woke itv news. Right to release this sweary hot mic moment from education secretary gillian keegan. Does anyone ever say, you know what, youve done a good job because everyone else has sat on their and done nothing . Sat on their and done nothing . No, no, no signs of that. No well discuss the tory hating broadcasters latest attempt to topple a minister in the media buzz plus , as slippery starmer buzz plus, as slippery starmer reshuffles his shadow cabinet is labour loudmouth Angela Rayner really fit to be his deputy. We cannot get any worse than the position of scorn. The position of scorn. Oh,