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Proceedings. Now. Proceedings. Now. Junior doctors in scotland have voted to accept a pay offer from the Scottish Government that means theyll receive a pay rise of 12. 4 and its going to be backdated to april. Scotlands Health Secretary Michael Matheson says hes very pleased with the result and also pleased with the result and also pleased with the result. The prince and princess of wales have congratulated the england Women Football squad, who are through to their first ever world cup final. The lionesses beating australia 3 1 in sydney with platoons scoring englands first goal in the 36th minute. Australia equalised through sam kerr in the second half, but lauren hemp and Alessia Russo put england 3 1 up. England now face spain in sunday mornings final and the labour leader, sir keir starmer, has called for a bank holiday if they win. This bank holiday if they win. This is gb news across the uk on your tv, in your car, on Digital Radio and on your Smart Speaker by saying play gb news this is britains news. By saying play gb news this is britains news. Channel hello and welcome to headliners. The show where comedians tackle serious news stories while trying not to get in serious trouble. Im dixon, the peoples im nick dixon, the peoples host. Host. As known , and im here. As im known, and im here. Thats such a big laugh. I almost cant do my job. Too im funny. And im here with one of the cheapest double acts in the business. Schaefer. Business. Its Louis Schaefer. Thats not him. And paul cox. Thats not him. And paul cox. Thats not him. And paul cox. Thats Louis Schaefer. All right. Perfect how are you both doing . Thanks. Nick. Great, thanks. Nick. Great, thanks. Nick. Peoples presenter. The peoples presenter. The peoples presenter. I came up with that. Yeah. How you feel about that . How do you feel about that . How you feel about it . Its completely untrue. Theres less touch. Completely untrue. Know. � es less touch. Completely untrue. Know. You less touch. Completely untrue. Know. You come less touch. Completely untrue. Know. You come from touch. I know. You come from the people. You come from up there in cumbria. Wherever you come from, the from, and you should be the people. The most people. But youre the most arrogant, well, arrogant, out of touch. Well, thats not. Thats true. Thats not. That s true. Thats not. That is true. Thats not. That is nottrue. Thats not. That is not true. That is not true. Is totally true. Hes it is totally true. Hes like, call him the like, oh, hes i call him the mayor. Genius and yeah, no, no, louis something that louis thinks Something Like that because projection because its sort of projection , is the therapy term , i believe is the therapy term because paul, im because, you know, paul, im just normal just a normal guy. Ive always made me feel very welcome. There you go. You see . So whos more me louis whos more mad, me or Louis Schaefer . Id happily do that. Paul be honest paul on twitter, to be honest with you. All right. Well, do the all right. Okay. Well, do the thing on twitter. Do that. All right. Well do that. All right. Well do that. First, maybe we should but first, maybe we should have a quick look at the paper since called headliners. Since it is called headliners. Have a at so lets have a look at thursdays front pages. So lets have a look at thlso ays front pages. So lets have a look at thlso the front pages. So lets have a look at thlso the front mail s. So lets have a look at thlso the front mail goes with so the daily mail goes with jim the British Museum. Jim heist at the British Museum. There the telegraph. There it is, the telegraph. There it is, the telegraph. Stolen from priceless jewels stolen from british time sunak British Museum. The time sunak ease the squeeze. British museum. The time sunak eas massive ueeze. British museum. The time sunak eas massive optimism from soon massive optimism from soon out there. The guardian stands by triple lock despite by pension triple lock despite surging costs, the mirror has the history girls not sure. The history girls not sure. Oh, the football, presumably. And the star dreaming of 66. Another football one and those. We are front pages. Those. We are front pages. So paul were going to start with the daily mail. Yeah, were going to go straight with the headline on the daily mail, which is jim heist the British Museum. Heist at the British Museum. Can say about now, what can i say about thisnot a lot, really. Not a lot, really. Not a lot, really. I mean, it doesnt say who, it doesnt say when it doesnt say just us that say how. It just tells us that it happened. Not to worry it happened. And not to worry because all over like because theyre all over it like a however, i mean, it a flannel. However, i mean, it is a serious story. They seem to have sacked someone on the basis that things, gems, jewellery have gone missing from a store cupboard, things that werent necessarily on display but have been stored and were either found to be damaged or missing. Found to be damaged or missing. Well, say is well, they dont say is obviously who because its an ongoing investigation. But you ongoing investigation. But you normally things like this normally say things like this was in so and sos bedroom was found in so and sos bedroom or, you know, the suspects, the suspects garage or whatever. But it doesnt that far. It doesnt go that far. Theyre being a bit well, theyre being a bit careful, sort careful, but they seem to sort of an of an individual. We believe may be responsible. And, know, some people and, you know, some people would would say, you would say lefties would say, you stole all that stuff. Anyway, avoided that. Stole all that stuff. Butway, avoided that. Stole all that stuff. But yeah, avoided that. Stole all that stuff. But yeah, avo should at. Stole all that stuff. But yeah, avoshould avoid but yeah, we should avoid that earn that stuff that because we earn that stuff going fixing world. Going around fixing the world. Right. All right. All right. And the other thing, though, that lewis, its that struck me, lewis, is its just story. Just quite a funny story. Kind of like its not its kind of like its not funny, but kind of funny, really, but its kind of like of movie you would like the kind of movie you would be in, know what i be an extra in, you know what i mean . Night at museum. Mean . A night at the museum. Everythings stolen. I did movie. Everythings stolen. Idid movie. Just. Yeah, i did a movie. Ijust. I did a movie there just the other a movie. Other day. Quite a big movie. I forget of it. And its absolutely. Well, its almost like the story. I did a movie. There was i dont remember the name, but its is. Its ridiculous its it is. Its a ridiculous story. The fact is that story. The fact is, is that because you let people people are horrible everywhere, not just in this country. People here in this country are horrible, but theyre all across the cant the world. You cant trust people with to gb news. People with stuff to gb news. I love the way lewis is on gb news says people news and just says people in this country. Are horrible, doesnt care i you know, hum you know, im saying i represent the people of great britain. Its like me. You go to my house and cant believe my house and you cant believe how the mugs have how many of the mugs i have stolen. Ive done a million of the reams of paper. I believe that everybody steals stuff. A museum. Theres youre in a museum. Theres nothing except for some nothing to steal except for some stuff. Lewis havent been stuff. Lewis havent you been escorted jobs by the escorted away from jobs by the police the actually police in the past . Actually that is. You think im crazy . But do you think im crazy . But ive got evidence. Do you remember that . Why do you remember that . Why do you remember that . Well, i remember the things you me. You tell me. 5 you tell me. A little file i put them in a little file to use against you later. Actually, new well, actually, twice in new york police is actually york that the police is actually were cold. I mean, kind of people we i mean, the kind of people we have to work basically, have to work with. So basically, yeah, bit of a you know yeah, its a bit of a you know what, little bit what, lewis . Its a little bit of knock on story, to use your of a knock on story, to use your catchphrase, because we dont know about know much about it. Anybody could call it non anybody could call it a non story. Story. A story. Its a non story. Its a its okay, well, its a nonsense. Okay, well, lets its a nonsense. Okay, well, leti mean, could be i mean, it could be important, but its not. Its i mean, it could be impthatit, but its not. Its i mean, it could be impthat much. Its not. Its not that much. Say someones nicked you can say someones nicked some yeah. Some stuff maybe. Yeah. Youve got something. Oh, youve got something. Oh, youve got something. No. No, no, no. Say anything more i cant say anything more than we probably should give it a of gravitas by a little bit of gravitas by saying is the British Museum saying it is the British Museum thats true. Expensive that it is expensive stuff that was half. Was three and a half. True. And its a disgrace. And i, for one, am appalled. And i, for one, am appalled. Yeah, against forms yeah, were against all forms of stealing. True. Against thats true. Its against the ten commandments. Lets have a look at the. What . The daily mail next. Then. Then. Are we talking about that now . What we have . No, were still sticking. Were going to stay with the daily mail. Were to going however, were to going say with the biggest ball, with the biggest story day. Now, i biggest story of the day. Now, i dont if im alone on this. Dont know if im alone on this. I might be, but i think i might be, but im overexcited. Excited the overexcited. Im excited by the lionesses winning beating lionesses winning today, beating the own the aussies in their own backyard through backyard and progressing through to the womens cup final. To the womens world cup final. I beckham in i know David Beckham got in trouble for calling them girls. That not sure that is outrageous. Im not sure what supposed to call them. What hes supposed to call them. Perhaps its football ears who are give birth. I dont are able to give birth. I dont know true answer know what the true true answer to whoever to that is. Whoever it is fantastic. Mean, i watch a lot fantastic. I mean, i watch a lot of sport. I love sport, i love football. I like mens and womens football. Standard football. The standard of womens football year has womens football this year has been very, very good, comparatively been very, very good, conand itively been very, very good, conand thats great because been very, very good, conan legally great because been very, very good, conan legally required cause been very, very good, conan legally required calsay youre legally required to say that khan, london, that now in sadiq khan, london, i just want to i i mean, i just want to say i love the womens football. I mean, i just want to say i lowltse womens football. I mean, i just want to say i low its amazings football. I mean, i just want to say i lowlts amazing they tball. I mean, i just want to say i lowlts amazing they should be its amazing they should be paid at least as much as the men, more. Men, probably more. And theyre brave and amazing. Lewis thats my position anyway. Whats your position . My position exactly position anyway. Whats your pos same my position exactly position anyway. Whats your pos same my posiword. Exactly position anyway. Whats your pos same my posiword. Iaxactly position anyway. Whats your pos same my posiword. I mean, the same as your word. I mean, you you said, have you said, like you said, we have to the fact is, its Girls Football in america. In america, the over 15 team beat the the boys over 15 team beat the women Mens National team in america. So this is what. So it america. So this is what. So it is. Ill take the heat. I know nick doesnt want to get involved in this, but ill take the heat. Its. Its nice. Its these girls. I mean, ill tell you something. I looked them you something. I looked at them and looking. And theyre very good looking. Theyre very probably gone. Lets just had a little then lets just had a little bit of bounce genuinely right. F right. The problem with this this is the problem with this politics has got involved and comparisons get made. If you compare womens football with womens this an womens football, this is an extremely standard. Extremely good standard. The whole womens football with womens whole womens football with woryeah , if you compare, its yeah, if you compare, its a good standard. Thats a terrible you cant use only. Use that, but you can only. But you can only do but what you can only do is, is judge it by its own merit. I mean, what doesnt help is whats the name in the states. Now the rapinoe. The rapinoe. Everyone hates the penalty. Recently, shes created this whole thinks what whole storm. She thinks what shes a legacy whole storm. She thinks what she herself a legacy whole storm. She thinks what sheherself and a legacy whole storm. She thinks what sheherself and help a legacy whole storm. She thinks what sheherself and help propel y for herself and help propel womens football into the future. All shes done is created huge problems that theyll theyll now spend the next 18 months, two years fixing and going on again. I really hope england go on to beat spain come on. England. Yeah but you know paul . Yeah but you know what paul . It politicised, but it has been politicised, but thats our fault. Thats not really our fault. Its just, you know, in sadiq khan campaign where men khan mate campaign where men were told they were just inherently evil, one thing that came was the evil came up in it was the evil misogynist guy was saying, oh, im not sure about some of the womens football. And the others womens football. And the others went, actually pretty went, its actually pretty decent, sure decent, mate. So im not sure youre even allowed legally to not like football in not like womens football in this we saw ed this country. And we saw ed davey this incredibly davey post this incredibly cnnge cringe photo. Hes been getting hammered where hammered for on twitter where hes its hes like enjoying a pint. Its like a normal man like im just a normal man enjoying pint and watching enjoying my pint and watching the football. The womens football. And keir starmer has one, it starmer has done one, isnt it a weird thing, that one, weird political thing, that one, thats gap stuff we thats all the pay gap stuff we have to talk about and we all just have to like the womens football opinion on football and have an opinion on it. That like why its it. And isnt that like why its been political . It. And isnt that like why its beei political . It. And isnt that like why its beei so. Litical . I think so. I think so. Mean, dont know if louis i mean, i dont know if louis wants to come in here. It doesnt look like he does. I would know, all would say would you know, all i would say is a shame that on is that its a shame that on today when we when the englands womens has it through womens team has made it through to final, were to the world cup final, were actually talking those actually talking about those points. Would points. I dont think we would have talked about that had this whole transformation womens whole transformation of womens football in in 2003 football taking place in in 2003 or 1994. Its mental now. So everythings got to be identity politics. Culture war. Yeah, youre right. All right. What about the telegraph, lewis . The telegraph if come back to school, thats keegan beggs. Absent pupils on results day. Absent pupils on results day. And this gillian keegan. Shes the education secretary. Shes bemoaning. I dont know if thats the right word. Shes bemoaning the fact that people that students arent going to school. And last year, 28 of the took least the students took at least a month off and shes saying, you know, please , please come back know, please, please come back to school. And she said, this is a funny thing. She said, i would a funny thing. She said, i would actually she says, i wouldnt actually she says, i wouldnt actually describe it as true. Actually describe it as true. And see, i think whats happened is with attendance is that a lot of young people have lost their confidence. The fact is they confidence. The fact is they lost their confidence in the educational system in this country its been 100 country because its been 100 iv country because its been 100 ly thing in america , 100 ly same thing in america, 100 lies for the last three years. And they say, why do we have to go to state schools, which i mean schools that are owned by the state that are just going to lie yeah, it is. And lie to us . Yeah, and it is. And we no future. We have no future. It is the legacy thats and it is the legacy thats good. Nice, uplifting message for views. Its yeah, for the 5 am. Views. Its yeah, its legacy of again, its legacy of covid. Again, it was shutting the was absurd shutting down the schools. Here that schools. Shes saying here that people and people should dig deep and come back classroom. Mad back to the classroom. How mad is to dig deep just is it they have to dig deep just to to school. But i dont to go to school. But i dont blame them because they they got out the with this out of the habit with this ridiculous closure. You very rarely also, you know, i very rarely get near offended. Its get anywhere near offended. Its impossible, really. But comments like almost me like that almost offends me because these are the arbiters of this problem. They created of this problem. They created the and now theyre the problem and now theyre saying to these youngsters who they through the mill and they put through the mill and back else has been back like nobody else has been put before. And ive got put through before. And ive got no experience of this no personal experience of this with my daughter. She missed this when she was in this happened when she was in year went into year year six and she went into year seven. And thats those seven. And thats for those who dont bridge dont know, is the bridge between primary and secondary education. And you education in the uk. And you know, did struggle. Shes know, she did struggle. Shes now know, shes now now back on you know, shes now back and back on an even keel and everythings her. But everythings great for her. But theres a lot of kids that were forced back into homes were forced back into homes that were not for them to not the best place for them to be. Unable parents not the best place for them to be. Unable unable parents not the best place for them to be. Unable tornable parents not the best place for them to be. Unable to looke parents not the best place for them to be. Unable to look afterznts not the best place for them to be. Unable to look after all were unable to look after all the children in the they the children in the way they needed theyre unable to needed to. Theyre unable to educate the way they needed to. Theyre unable to educateto the way they needed to. Theyre unable to educateto. The way they needed to. Theyre unable to educateto. And the way they needed to. Theyre unable to educateto. And ate way they needed to. Theyre unable to educateto. And at the ay they needed to. Theyre unable to educateto. And at the end ey needed to. Theyre unable to educateto. And at the end of the needed to. And at the end of the day, three children ran day, about three children ran out of children out of millions of children were particularly this particularly made unwell by this disease. And there is no way disease. And there is no way they should have done what they did right. Was terrible. Did was right. It was terrible. A quick look at lets have a quick look at the times. Paul yes, ollies the paul yes, sunak ollies the squeeze. Now. Is the pm has squeeze. Now. This is the pm has told the times hes not hes optimistic hell tame inflation with discipline on public spending and tax. And hes never not delivered on anything else. Nick so i see no reason not to be excited about this. Be excited about this. Yeah. Be excited about this. I yeah. Be excited about this. I mean,eah. Be excited about this. I mean, ih. Be excited about this. I mean, i mean, what do you think . Lewis . Think . I think what do i think . I think its, hes just saying hes its, its hes just saying hes really optimistic. He passionately believes. He thinks that youre start that youre going to start seeing the prospect of wages growing fast and inflation. He has to be optimistic. He doesnt have a chance in hell. He doesnt represent the true story voter in this country. Doesnt represent the true story voter in this country. Thats voter in this country. Thats true. And so, yeah, no , youre right. Its not. Its all its a bit of nothing, isnt it. Its a bit of nothing, isnt it. Its a bit of a bit of fluff really. He says its going to be discipline and on public spending, thats always what sunak offers. And that done much so that hasnt really done much so far. But that hasnt really done much so far. It but that hasnt really done much so far. It seems but that hasnt really done much so far. It seems like but that hasnt really done much so far. It seems like a but that hasnt really done much so far. It seems like a kindiut that hasnt really done much so far. It seems like a kind of yeah, it seems like a kind of nothing really. All nothing story, really. All right, the break then. Right, lets do the break then. Thats one. But thats it. For part one. But coming politicians enticing coming up, politicians enticing children. That children. Im not sure what that means. Birth rate means. Chinas birth rate collapses in collapses and why people in wales and Northern Ireland need extra my words. Extra help, not my words. Its in you youre listening to news radio. Radio. Welcome back to headline is im nick dixon still here with the nations favourite double act its paul cox or lewis for first oh hes gone for a white shirt. Lewis from paul cox. There they are both together. Classic double act the new Morecambe Wise on a budget. Morecambe and wise on a budget. So get anna so lets get into it. Anna Prince Mohammed bin salman is set to visit the uk. One of my all time favourite boxers. Yeah , i know that. Lewis yeah, i know that. Thats a joke. I know because i dont follow boxing, so i dont know. It sounds like a huge figure country. Well, a figure in this country. Well, a lot of people, they have the exact name, especially in exact same name, especially in those. These those. And some of these countries, very countries, they have very few names comment. Names like no comment. I dont know, racist or know, is that racist or something . I dont think it is. Anyway, a whole anyway, so this is a whole article the times. Anyway, so this is a whole article the times. Times article in the times. Times where times have basically where the times have basically done a review of. British and done a review of. British and Saudi Arabian politics and economics because this guy salman is making a visit in five years and basically first visit in five years, first visit in five years. And i think i think they they want to take peoples minds over the fact that the guy is probably a murderer. Minds over the fact that the guy is probably a murderer. Yeah, it is probably a murderer. Yeah, it looks like he is. I dont know if im allowed to say it. I have noidea if im allowed to say it. I have no idea for a lot to say. That got a lot of money and i might have just insulted the whole sort of kingdom of saudi arabia, which not mess with them. Which is not mess with them. Really. I might have done it. Which is not mess with them. Rea|on i might have done it. Which is not mess with them. Rea|on theight have done it. Which is not mess with them. Rea|on the otherave done it. Which is not mess with them. Rea|on the other hand, ne it. Which is not mess with them. Rea|on the other hand, thet. But on the other hand, the saudis basically given saudis have basically given two fingers were fingers to america, say were going whatever we want to going to do whatever we want to do. Planning war against do. There planning a war against iran possibly , from what iran, possibly, from what i know. Theyre making friends know. And theyre making friends with so the whole thing with israel. So the whole thing is up for grabs. Id like to distance myself from lewiss comments. And from lewiss comments. And im big with saudi arabia. Big friends with saudi arabia. But a question, paul, but yeah, its a question, paul, is how far obviously theres a khashoggi thing, very controversial and how far wheres the line . Because you have to have diplomatic relations with countries china, russia, your favourite russia, whichever your favourite one to name. Where is the one is to name. So where is the line . Do you think . Line . What do you think . Is well, this is what this is the sort thing that really the sort of thing that really exposes culture for exposes the culture war for me. I mean, learned i mean, if weve learned anything, the way to on anything, the way to move on and heal with £1 heal things is with a £1 trillion investor program, irrespective theyve irrespective of what theyve done, thats one thing weve learned it will fix learned it will. It will fix anything can do anything. If anything you can do anything. If they brought adolf hitler back now and he fixed child cancer and gave everyone £1 million, theyd rewrite history. So we do know that there is a lot of sin racism in the Business World in this world. I mean, im not sure that he murdered anyone. Hes not the sort of guy that would do that. I dont think. Louis id to say to everyone id just like to say to everyone out arabia, along out there in saudi arabia, along with all travel people with nick, we all travel people. Great people ,. Great people, great people, saudi arabia. But youre right, paul. The question is weve got this cost of economies of living crisis, economies tanking. To have tanking. Can we afford to have morals . Really the morals . Thats really the question this question that weve got this great guys, great new deal, guys, dont worry thats worry about the thing thats ages ago. Thats basically it. Ages ago. Thats basically it. Afford have we cant afford to have morals wont. We wont. Morals and we wont. We wont. It looks like we wont anyway. Okay i think were pretty much dealt with that story. Probably issuing pretty much dealt with that stlengthy probably issuing pretty much dealt with that stlengthy apologyly issuing pretty much dealt with that stlengthy apology to issuing pretty much dealt with that st lengthy apology to the ;suing pretty much dealt with that st lengthy apology to the entire a lengthy apology to the entire country later on when someone a lengthy apology to the entire countme ater on when someone a lengthy apology to the entire countme to. R on when someone a lengthy apology to the entire countme to. But when someone a lengthy apology to the entire countme to. But letsl someone a lengthy apology to the entire countme to. But lets do� meone a lengthy apology to the entire countme to. But lets do thene tells me to. But lets do the telegraph. Might telegraph. And families might have to pay they thought have to pay taxes. They thought theyd it sounds like have to pay taxes. They thought theyd using t sounds like have to pay taxes. They thought theyd using my unds like have to pay taxes. They thought theyd using my accountant, theyre using my accountant, paul theyre using my accountant, paul. Im joking. Hes great. Another apology . Yeah, a bunch of personal apologies coming show. So, bunch of personal apologies coming show. So, hmrc coming after the show. So, hmrc crackdown on home loan schemes sold by top advisers could cost individuals thousands. Sold by top advisers could cost individuals thousands. So this individuals thousands. So this is all for me about inheritance tax. Its about people trying to avoid it. Now, inheritance tax is the most cynical and cruellest forms of tax. To tax the dead to prevent their own family. Now we might differ on this, actually, because this is quite a conservative. I dont know if this is a conservative point of view, but for me , i am point of view, but for me, i am for all the people that are trying to avoid this tax and the fact that they are going to get caught after thinking ive avoided it makes me feel very uncomfortable. Im with you, paul. I mean, this this person died in january 2011, more than seven years after she set up a trust in 2003. And then and then why does that have to go to the government . They want everything. I mean, surely, louis, this seems very un american. Have a they have the it they have a they have the same of taxes in america. Same kind of taxes in america. I generally agree with paul. But on the other side, this is somebody who who the on the other side, this is someb t0 who who the on the other side, this is someb t0 wh up who the on the other side, this is someb t0 wh up avho the on the other side, this is someb t0 wh up a trust. The on the other side, this is someb t0 wh up a trust. They money to set up a trust. They have a lot of property. They have a lot of property. They have children to leave it to. These are people who have everything going for them. I hope they die. Well some of them already have, louis. Youre in luck. Many so youre in luck. But many years ago. But. But the point is just because the money is that they should have it taken away from them. No. Does it, louis . No. Does it, louis . No. Does it, louis . No , it doesnt. But because no, it doesnt. But because im bad with money and i have no money, i know. Know the people money, i know. I know the people out thinking, out there thinking, this guys a rich new jew, no, rich new york jew, but no, theyre all thinking louis is bad with money. Sure. Im pretty sure. Im pretty sure. Pretty im thinking im pretty sure. Im thinking that if think bad that if you think im bad with money, tweet. Money, then tweet. Louis yeah, tweet. Louis yeah, yeah, absolutely. Is. Yeah. Absolutely. There it is. Yeah. But these people but the thing is, these people may have been rich, but this seems to apply to a lot of people your seems to apply to a lot of people work your seems to apply to a lot of people work hard. Your seems to apply to a lot of people work hard. Theyyour seems to apply to a lot of people work hard. They work all parents work hard. They work all their pass it on their lives. They pass it on to their lives. They pass it on to their shouldnt they . Their kids. Why shouldnt they . And governments and then the governments like, well have a piece of that. Why are talking about are you talking about inheritance taxes . Agree with you. Yeah, well, i agree with you. I thing taxes i mean, the thing about taxes is, they a little bit of is, is they take a little bit of its its like like its like its like its like theyre collecting water by taking out of the taking a little bit out of the rainwater, little out of rainwater, a little bit out of the river, a little bit the out of a river, a little bit out the bathtub, little bit out of the bathtub, a little bit out of the bathtub, a little bit out of the ocean. And people out of the ocean. And as people dont end of the dont notice at the end of the day, im with you. Death to the government. Okay. Not quite i say, okay. Not quite what i say, but louis, you talk about inheritance taxes. Like thats what thats what the story is about. Thats what the story is about. Thats what talking about. Lets what the story is about. Thats wh the talking about. Lets what the story is about. Thats wh the guardianig about. Lets what the story is about. Thats wh the guardian andiout. Lets what the story is about. Thats wh the guardian and chinas s do the guardian and chinas fertility dropped fertility rate dropped to a record in probably due record low in 2022, probably due to child policy not to to the one child policy not to be with louis. One be confused with louis. One child, still speaks you. Child, hes still speaks to you. Policy louis, why do you think i speak both them . They speak to both of them . They dont necessarily me. Dont necessarily speak to me. I meant how would meant jonathan. How would you. Oh yeah, other oh that child. Yeah, the other one child the other oh that child. Yeah, the other one anyway, child the other oh that child. Yeah, the other one anyway, we ild the other oh that child. Yeah, the other one anyway, we haventother oh that child. Yeah, the other one anyway, we havent had one. Anyway, we havent had a chance to get to fight with each other. Chinese fertility rate dropped a record low in 2022. Estimates show where the estimates coming from, theyre coming from the Chinese Government themselves. They cannot be trusted. According to my personal sources, which come from watching lots of youtube videos this channel, china videos on this channel, china has lost perhaps theyve lied about their numbers consistently because it has to do with how rich the country is and whether theyve got enough manpower to fight all these wars that they want to fight. And they might have Million People and have lost 100 Million People and that theyre that theyre basically crumbling and they might have only only ten years before the entire country. And before the entire country. And im not making this up. This is what ive actually heard. Im not even predicting it. Yeah but it from the love. It comes from the death of love. This its the death of love. And its also authority and policies. Mean, theyre under policies. I mean, theyre under 1 billion are predicted to fall under tiny. Under1 billion. Thats tiny. Thats paul and also. Thats nothing. Paul and also. But isnt this a result of this one child policy, 1979 2015 . One child policy, 1979 to 2015 . Theres a long time. It did 36 one child policy, 1979 to 2015 . There ofa long time. It did 36 one child policy, 1979 to 2015 . There of this; time. It did 36 one child policy, 1979 to 2015 . There of this. Theye. It did 36 one child policy, 1979 to 2015 . There of this. They didntd 36 one child policy, 1979 to 2015 . There of this. They didnt put years of this. They didnt put it surprised china it. Im surprised that china because actually whats happened now it cant be the one now is it cant just be the one child because birth rates now is it cant just be the one chila because birth rates now is it cant just be the one chila problemecause birth rates now is it cant just be the one chila problem acrossbirth rates now is it cant just be the one chila problem across loadsates now is it cant just be the one chila problem across loads of s are a problem across loads of countries western countries countries from western countries to and korea and so on. To japan and korea and so on. But it cant just be that. But im surprised china didnt predict the of new war predict that the sort of new war is going to be about birth rates in a sense because china is so smart. Theyve missed smart. But theyve missed the point countries point that countries with dwindling rates dwindling birth rates will suffer to bring suffer and theyll have to bring in of people and in all sorts of people and theyll struggle, whereas countries with higher birth rates the longer rates will win in the longer term. Dont know. That was term. I dont know. That was a bit of a rant. Well, what do you think . No, youre absolutely right. And me. There must no, youre absolutely right. Anisome me. There must no, youre absolutely right. Anisome chinese me. There must no, youre absolutely right. Anisome chinese proverb ere must no, youre absolutely right. Anisome chinese proverb thatnust be some chinese proverb that clever yourself are clever people like yourself are aware totally unaware aware of. Im totally unaware of. China, china , of. But china, china, china, they. They always seem like theyre ahead of the game to me. I always im always suspicious when they get it wrong. This feels theyve it wrong. Feels like theyve got it wrong. And have i got it and im like, have i got it wrong . W g feels like because this feels like misinformed, do think . Because this feels like misandmed, do think . Because this feels like misand theyre think . Because this feels like misand theyre actually nk . Because this feels like misand theyre actually double and theyre actually double bluffing. It got loads of people, billions. Cant a superpower you cant be a superpower with population. With a dwindling population. Thats what thats just thats thats what thats just a matter isnt it . Youve matter of fact, isnt it . Youve got building your got to keep building your armies. Got to youve got armies. Youve got to youve got to keep capturing youve to keep capturing land. Youve got resources. You got to keep your resources. You cant if youre if cant do that if youre if youre a Million People youre losing a Million People every it every year. Now, of course, it would more like would take probably more like 100, this to get 100, 200 years for this to get to of terrifying to down any sort of terrifying no sooner than that, a million, a million a year and how many. But its a a year. But its not a a year. Theyre lying about that. Theres a whole generation of people have kids and no people who have one kids and no kids and they stop. Its kids and. And they stop. Its going to be a matter of as few as ten years, ive heard. Heres the thing. The thing is, is that what was china put all what china did was china put all their wealth into building apartments. Tiny tiny little apartments. Tiny tiny little apartments. And they took people from the countryside where they had lots of kids and lots of room. And they put them in these tiny apartments. The tiny apartments. And thats the single factor for people single biggest factor for people not children. You can not having children. You can look it im not okay. Look it up. Im not okay. Thats interesting. I mean, i just want to commit myself. In fact, bbc fact, check myself like bbc verified actually i said verified because actually i said its fall to 1 billion its going to fall to 1 billion before the the century. Before the end of the century. So still quite a while so thats still quite a while off. I jumped. Going off. So i jumped. Theyre going to one. But its one to be on that one. But its one problem authoritarian problem with authoritarian governments. Do they do these things are quite of things that are quite sort of shortsighted, they punish their own you end up own people, but then you end up with rates. And also with low birth rates. And i also think not that chinas done this, in the west, were so this, but in the west, were so obsessed with climate change. Weve thing, weve missed the big thing, which low birth which is going to be low birth rates. If you listen rates. And if you listen to people elon musk, people like elon musk, richest man in the world, not me saying it, he says the real problem. Well, can also prove well, you can also prove declining birth rates. Its very difficult to 100 that co2 difficult to 100 prove that co2 is causing are are you a climate denier . Denier . Paul thats what im hearing. Paul thats what im hearing. Denier im someone who believes in climate change, but i dont believe that we should be about that we be so terrified about it that we all were to die all think were going to die next all think were going to die nexi agree. All just i agree. All right. Just before break, lets do one before the break, lets do one more the times pupils in more in the times and pupils in wales and Northern Ireland had extra their a levels. Extra help with their a levels. I the i personally find the implications offensive. Implications of that offensive. Paul reputation paul yeah, the reputation of a levels been a levels in gcses have been undermined because teenagers in wales and Northern Ireland had extra. Extra help. This year. A leading education figure has said. However what they do go on to say in this story is that theyve had extra help because theyve had extra help because they help they didnt have extra help dunng they didnt have extra help during pandemic , where can during the pandemic, where i can only english scots only assume english and scots kids the outcome of kids did. So what the outcome of all of this across england, wales , scotland and northern wales, scotland and Northern Ireland weve got 3 to 5 ireland is, weve got 3 to 5 years of fabricated gcse and a level results, not they dont just go, theyve not just been going up every year. Theyve been going up by step increments whereby my teachers have been able to award results based on essentially what they feel about the student. Its all about feelings. You know, were all about feelings here. And we found ourselves in a bit of a crisis with this. Now, i was trying to have this conversation with lewis beforehand. I dont think i dont think that at 16 this overly matters. I think this overly matters. I think that you can you know, i never knew what i wanted to do at 16. I was always in my 40s before i knew what i wanted to be on gb news. Not to say my news. I was not going to say my 40s at school as was. 40s at school as i was. Exceptional amount i was an exceptional amount of back. But i mean, of being held back. But i mean, what does this mean . That they had in Northern Ireland. Had pupils in Northern Ireland. Wales in to wales had measures in place to recognise lack support recognise their lack of support dunng recognise their lack of support during a during covid. They have a particular of support during covid. They have a particu covid of support during covid. They have a particu covid of this ort during covid. They have a particu covid of this ist during covid. They have a particu covid of this is making during covid that this is making up its 1,000 up for. Well, its not 1,000 clear in here a thousand out clear in here and a thousand out of is a lot. Of 100 is a lot. But what what is clear is that obviously that there are obviously measures place because dont measures in place because dont forget, pandemic wasnt forget, the pandemic wasnt wasnt anything to do with covid. About devolution. Covid. It was about devolution. Devolved governments competing with one another, one another to prove they were best at managing a pandemic. So what happened to that the got used as that is the kids got used as pawns. Nicola sturgeon had her pawns. Nicola sturgeon had her own programme for months. Own tv programme for six months. Sorry. Okay, sorry. Lewis. Lewis. Lewis. Lewis minus 40s. What do lewis in minus 40s. What do you think to this story . You think to this story . What think . I think its what do i think . I think its centralisation. Thats what the story like story is. Its like youre letting huge organisations , the letting huge organisations, the wales or scotland , decide the wales or scotland, decide the education for everybody in the entire country. I think. Education for everybody in the entire country. I think. I think people should make their own decisions about education. Its decentralised death of love. Thats it for part two. But coming Graham Linehan show coming up, Graham Linehan show that cancelled is back on that was cancelled is back on and speaking of cancelled shows, we the of due we discussed the concept of due face. No idea. See you in face. No idea. See you in a minute. Minute. That warm feeling inside from boxt boilers proud sponsors of weather on. Gb news. Weather on. Gb news. Hello there, im Jonathan Vautrey here with your latest news Weather Forecast provided by the met office. After a by the met office. After a relatively dry and fine day today that will be continuing into thursday as well. And even into thursday as well. And even into the overnight period. A good chunk of wales central southern of england , even southern areas of england, even Northern Ireland holding on to some and clear some late sunshine and clear intervals overnight, allow intervals overnight, might allow for fog patches to for some mist and fog patches to form eastern of form across eastern areas of england up towards scotland. Were going to the were going to hold on to the cloud a bit more, so turn a bit murky across some Higher Ground routes, temperatures routes, but temperatures generally around 13 generally holding up around 13 to in our towns and cities. To 15 c in our towns and cities. A bit of a cooler, fresher start in some areas. In some rural areas. And generally grand scheme of generally on the grand scheme of things, a lot of that cloud will begin off once begin to burn its way off once again start to see again and well start to see those intervals developing those sunny intervals developing and warm again and it will feel warm once again. We though, start to see. We will, though, start to see a more a breeze around a much more of a breeze around tomorrow compared to today. So thats it feel thats going to make it feel cooler, particularly some cooler, particularly along some eastern areas, but eastern coastal areas, but further inland through the midlands down towards midlands, down towards central southern england , southern areas of england, generally warm. High generally rather warm. High pressure, though, is not to going last into the end of the week area low week because this area of low pressure out the atlantic is pressure out in the atlantic is going to start to drift its way in as head into friday. In as we head into friday. So some outbursts rain, some heavy outbursts of rain, perhaps some thunderstorms pushing across pushing in first thing across wales england, northern wales, england, into Northern Ireland. That will tend ireland as well. That will tend to way out. So to peter its way out. So scotland staying scotland generally staying largely some sunny largely dry with some sunny intervals. But got further intervals. But weve got further rain the cards as we head rain on the cards as we head towards friday, towards the end of friday, turning around some turning quite windy around some coastal into the coastal areas as well into the weekend, though, bit of a weekend, though, a bit of a northwest flit by by northwest southeast flit by by that warm feeling inside from boxed bowyers proud sponsors of weather on gb news listening to gb news. Radio welcome back to headliners. Lets get straight into it with the mail and the comedy unleashed, Edinburgh Fringe show with Graham Linehan, which was cancelled deranged activists cancelled by deranged activists , is now back on a secret location. So if you know where location. So if you know where it say louis. Its secret. Its at the caves. Okay . Oh, its at the caves. Okay . Oh, no, i just made that up. I dont no, i just made that up. I dont know thats true or not. Know if thats true or not. Anyway caves anyway graham is all caves there. Graham linehan show organisers move act gig and tell ticketholders to expect the last minute email. Ticketholders to expect the last minute email. This is this is minute email. This is this is the big news and this this has to do with us. Its huge news involves our leader andrew doyle our leader gary Graham Linehan, who was a big shot and i never saw the television programme, which is called black book and father ted, that was massive. When was the seminal works . When was the seminal works . Seminal work. Hes brilliant. And basically they they , they. And basically they they, they cancel them and which was i think because this is a masterstroke by our leader andrew doyle, who basically foisted this guy on them last minute, even though he told him it was coming, he had told the venue that were going to have a cancelled comic come on the programme. That was like he did. Programme. That was like he did. And then two days before the show, which is tomorrow , he told show, which is tomorrow, he told them, whats the cancel comic was . And they, they cant the venue cancel the entire show which basically proves that cancel culture does exist because it was a cancel and they even put cancelled in block capitals in case anyone was unsure. So it was it was unsure. So it was it was brilliant for us because it said, hey, look, cancel , cancel. Said, hey, look, cancel, cancel. Culture does happen. And it also the publicity has been off the hook. Yeah. And thats interesting because paul, maybe the tides turning because in the past, you know, you just cancel people and everyone said this is great. Whereas now joe caulfield, whos a comedian, she a thing a comedian, she posted a thing supporting with this supporting the venue with this kind ridiculous pitch, like, kind of ridiculous pitch, like, i leith or something, i stand with leith or something, and been attacking and everyones been attacking it. Vane who . Great it. Even henning vane who . Great guy, of great comedian, guy, kind of great comedian, quite mainstream comedian, though he said though he does the bbc he said that out of order and that was out of order and that was wrong because you was the wrong stance because you comedian that i could turn and it be you thats it could be you thats cancelled, obvious cancelled, which is an obvious point. Agree with. Point. We can all agree with. But turning a little bit, but is it turning a little bit, paul but is it turning a little bit, paul, where are not so paul, to where people are not so keen cancel anymore and keen to cancel anymore and actually seeing actually people are seeing this is story does what this story does brilliantly is expose the whole sordid thing. So for years, people led by the great leader, owen jones , have said cancel owen jones, have said cancel culture does not exist. This very clearly was cancel culture to the point as you pointed out, that they wrote it in massive block capitals. This show has been cancelled because we disagree, blah blah blah blah. Millions views which are perfectly reasonable views that he wants to protect children and women in their safe spaces and things. So what it does is it shows. So the only leaves one argument there then and is thats the argument that youre making then that run the that they the people who run the venue and who they perceive their audience are must disagree with his point of view, a point of view which by the way and im not the only one to say this, a Million People have said this in the last few years is shared by the last few years is shared by the majority of the united the vast majority of the united kingdom, if not the world we know in us, we know it know it is in the us, we know it is across northern mainland europe and the point hes making is that a woman doesnt have a penis. Now there is nuance to penis. Now there is nuance to that , but a penis. Now there is nuance to that, but a woman does not have a penis. So he has said that. And as far as theyre concerned, thatis and as far as theyre concerned, that is entirely unacceptable. And he is no longer and therefore, he is no longer allowed to speak , entertain allowed to speak, entertain people, people laugh, or do people, make people laugh, or do anything youd like to do. Anything youd like to do. I think i think i think youre being presumptuous and im going to into trouble im going to get into trouble because people going because people are going to say that into the woo that im into the gender. Woo somebody was into somebody said that i was into the but the is, the gender woo but the fact is, i if the vast i dont know if the vast majority the people, best majority of the people, best majority of the people, best Majority Group majority of people in our group believe that that women or women and all that stuff. But we dont know if the vast majority we do. Its just very obvious to tell something amongst tell you something amongst the younger among the people younger people, among the people in power, they dont they dont believe. But it doesnt change the point that you shouldnt counsel someone for their views. People have been tweeting like, oh, complicated. Oh, its very complicated. Its a not a complicated issue. Its not really all grew really in the past. We all grew up with people didnt up with this. People didnt cancel, your views, cancel, you for your views, venues cancel anyone. And venues didnt cancel anyone. And it was fine. Was a better it was fine. It was a better world. Objectively better. This is made badly the point i made badly because into the because i got down into the weeds is that if we come out of the and expose it for what the weeds and expose it for what it is, cancel culture we it is, cancel culture because we disagree someone, disagree with someone, then everybody. If youre sat in the everybody. If youre sat in the middle of this argument, i think id rather not be involved. Even those people going to be those people now are going to be involved. This is. Yeah. And were going to move on. Sorry, liz, but i want to quickly say as well, hes considering so considering legal action. So theres well, theres also a legal. Well, he should. Lets should. Yeah all right. Lets move and the times an move on and do the times an irish atms are giving away money to people doesnt belong to people it doesnt belong to. Thats be the thats supposed to be the governments job, isnt it . Formed at the long queues formed at the bank cash Machines Bank of ireland cash machines throughout the republic. After technical commas technical issue, inverted commas allow withdraw technical issue, inverted commas allow they withdraw technical issue, inverted commas allow they did withdraw technical issue, inverted commas allow they did not ithdraw technical issue, inverted commas allow they did not have. Iw technical issue, inverted commas allow they did not have. This money. They did not have. This is a fascinating story. Its a story of great stupidity. First story of great stupidity. First of there is an issue which of all, there is an issue which allows people very little allows people with very little in of euros in their bank in terms of euros in their bank account to take up to ,1,000 out. It allows them to take it out. It allows them to take it out as allows them to out as cash. It allows them to transfer to accounts. Transfer it to other accounts. Okay. So straight away, massively stupid. Whats equally as stupid is people who went and took ,1,000 cash out thought in some they get away some way they might get away with never going with it. Youre never going to get stealing money get away with stealing money from this bank that from a bank. This is a bank that made billion in alone made ,1 billion in profit alone , which is something in , which i think is something in the. Order of 192 in the first the. Order of 192 in the first half of this year. So theyre going to recoup that money back. Anything on this . Lewis something a lot lewis yeah, something a lot Something Like this something similar like this happened where happened in america where where they loaded up the they loaded up the cash point with 20s instead of fives back in the day. So when people ask for a five, they got a 20 and people thought thats free money. But everybody knew where. Everybody knew because they had put their card and they knew whose knew because they had put their card was they knew whose knew because they had put their card was taken. New whose knew because they had put their card was taken. Okay. Hose knew because they had put their card was taken. Okay. So. E knew because they had put their card was taken. Okay. So at the money was taken. Okay. So at the end day, at the end of end of the day, at the end of the its like if youve got the day, its like if youve got a credit card, nick and they suddenly make your limit, go to £1,000 and you used to be able to only spend 100. Well, you still owe the money. These people are pretty dumb. Okay, well, lets get to okay, well, lets get on to this in the this next one in the independent. And Bradley Cooper this next one in the in being dent. And Bradley Cooper this next one in the in being accusedj Bradley Cooper this next one in the in being accused of radley cooper this next one in the in being accused of due ay cooper this next one in the in being accused of due faceoper this next one in the in being accused of due face forer is being accused of due face for wearing a fake nose in a movie. Acting hate we ask our acting or hate crime. We ask our expert, Lewis Shaffer. Well, Lewis Shaffer actually knows about this because knows a lot about this because i was i was i appear in this was i was i was i appear in this movie , which i forget what the movie, which i forget what the name of it was. I cant tell you if youre even joking. You never appeared in every movie but cant remember any name. Now. Now. I do. I dont know. Because. Because called maestro. Because its not called maestro. When turn up when they say, please turn up and it based and they call it based on something could call something else, they could call it film sonic. And its not it the film sonic. And its not maestro anyway , it was maestro anyway, it was a different name and was in in different name and i was in in italy. They did the scene. It was most amazing scene. They actually had 100 actually they actually had 100 piece orchestra, like a real orchestra, like the royal philharmonic, Something Like professional play. And he was doing his thing and he had a great big nose goes. The truth is, is that Leonard Bernstein had a big nose or is the problem of the fact is, is that they had a non jew playing Leonard Bernstein. Bernstein when louis bernstein. Bernstein when Louis Shaffer himself himself was in the in the in the. Yeah. So weve got a photo of that. Maybe it does look a bit sort of unnecessary. I mean, pauli sort of unnecessary. I mean, paul i thought it was kind of silly, though. When i first heard the picture heard it. I mean, the picture looks questionable there, looks a bit questionable there, but thought it was silly but i thought it was silly because its acting, isnt it . I mean, acting. All sorts because its acting, isnt it . I m do you what . I well, do you know what . I read story in about two read this story in about two thirds way, thought thirds of the way, thought through. My through. Id already made my mind was much in mind up, which was very much in line what you said. It line with what you said. And it wasnt until later on when i had a flick and i saw those a quick flick and i saw those pictures just shown on pictures that were just shown on the i believe the screen there, i believe on the screen there, i believe on the left was bernstein himself, the screen there, i believe on the on was bernstein himself, the screen there, i believe on the on warrightistein himself, the screen there, i believe on the on warright wasn himself, the screen there, i believe on the on warright was bradley f, and on the right was Bradley Cooper the nose. And cooper with the nose. And i thought has been given an thought he has been given an exceptionally thought he has been given an excyittionally thought he has been given an excl it looks. Y thought he has been given an excl it looks looks similar. It looks looks very similar. It looks looks very similar. Know if it does, i dont know if it does, louis, im coming down on louis, and im coming down on your side here. Im pretty sure your side here. Im pretty sure you with however. Your side here. Im pretty sure you no, with however. Your side here. Im pretty sure youno,i with however. Your side here. Im pretty sure you no, i dont however. Your side here. Im pretty sure you no, i dont agree owever. Your side here. Im pretty sure you no, i dont agree with er. Your side here. Im pretty sure you no, i dont agree with you. No, i dont agree with you. No, i dont agree with you. A lets have a round. No, dont. I mean, you know no, i dont. I mean, you know. What do you think . Do you think bradley was trying think Bradley Cooper was trying to look ugly, you know, to make him look ugly, you know, so he wasnt so and so so that. No, he wasnt so and so what believe is that actors what i do believe is that actors are impersonating other people and they should be allowed to do that they that irrespective of what they were. Were originally. Thats whole point, yeah, thats the whole point, isnt these people isnt it . Some of these people are need make are dead. You need to make people look like them. And his wife. His wife was sorry. This because sorry. I cant say this because i like two feet i was right there like two feet away from his wife. Was played by who i dont by carey mulligan, who i dont think a costa rican, think is a half costa rican, half jewish person. Half jewish person. Good point. Thats a good point. You know, and no ones complaining that costa rican community saying we want community is not saying we want a jewish people a costa rican jewish people get a costa rican jewish people get a hollywood. A costa rican jewish people get a thats hollywood. A costa rican jewish people get a thats whatwood. A costa rican jewish people get a thats what iood. A costa rican jewish people get a thats what i want know. Thats what i want to know. Im sorry. Have to go over im sorry. I have to go over there. I sure, but i was there. I wasnt sure, but i was like or babylon. But also there. I wasnt sure, but i was like unfortunaten. But also there. I wasnt sure, but i was like unfortunate phraseilso there. I wasnt sure, but i was like unfortunate phrase here. Another unfortunate phrase here. Its a cooper couldnt see past bernsteins a bernsteins nose. Was that a deliberate. I mean, this not deliberate. I mean, this is not me saying this is the me saying it. This is the this is independent. Anyway is the independent. Anyway i think had some fun with think weve had some fun with that hopefully, were all that one. Hopefully, were all right. Thats for three. Right. Thats it for part three. But up, pig transplants. But coming up, pig transplants. Mind gay with mind reading and a gay man with a you in two a girlfriend. See you in two minutes. Welcome back to headliners. Lets start with the sun. And could pigs save your bacon, paul . Thats the sound of me. Kind of slightly giving up with my links towards the end of the show. On. Show. But go on. Its very good, though. Major medical breakthrough nick as pig to transplant to human kidney transplant succeeds for a month and its still working well. So this is absolutely fantastic news. If you need your kidney to last approximately a month. And i approximately a month. And i read all the way down this i getting very excited. How well is he doing now . Then it got is he doing now . And then it got right the final and right to the final bit and it said terminally ill. David bennett, the way, is bennett, which by the way, is another entirely 57 had another patient entirely 57 had hes had this kind of operation last in maryland and died last year in maryland and died after so it is after two months. So it is great. And i am im paid to be paid. Yes. Yes. Yes. Sorry. Yeah. The in coffee so is an open spot, as we call it in the business. Yeah. Yeah. In the middle. Im in the middle. I am in the middle. So it is good news sense it is good news in the sense that of course all these things start with the first steps and this first step. And the this is the first step. And the fact pig kidney last fact that a pig kidney can last any for a month and any human body for a month and its have no its still working. We have no idea the health of the person is probably news. Probably good news. First trott lewis, would the first trott lewis, would you of a pig . I you have the heart of a pig . I mean, kosher one. Mean, its not kosher for one. Have it. Well, would what i have it. Well, would you yeah, course. You accept it . Yeah, of course. Would it . Mean, would i accept it . I mean, i eat. I eat the thing occasionally. This is a major issue you believe issue and its you cant believe anything scientists anything that Scientists Say nowadays. And i am i am in nowadays. And. And i am i am in stage three, a chronic Kidney Disease. Ive got my egfr is at disease. Ive got my egfr is at 51. Anybody out there knows this is im doing all right. Im doing basically im flat lining flat lining a maintaining my thing but kidney Kidney Disease is one of the hugest diseases out there and we need to be we need we dont need to work on cure. We dont need to work on cures. We just need to work on getting people to eat properly. And because its killing, its killing us. Wow. I didnt i didnt know you had that loose. I feel bad now for everything ive said to you. Well, you. Well, you. You got to break this stuff to us gently. Youve got big followers imagine followers out there. Imagine what doing she what dane clares doing now. She probably living probably collapsed on her living room ive made up actually, ive made that up about the chronic. Good. About the chronic. Oh, good. Good. Oh, good. Oh, good. Thats leave. No no, thats leave. No no, thats leave. No so. No, you oh, its not so. No, you didnt know. It is true. It is true. It is true. Where are the lies, louis . Where are the lies, louis . Like usual suspects. Its like the usual suspects. Its like the usual suspects. Out there. Kevin spacey out there. Kevin spacey out there. I believe anybody no, i believe anybody out there is not there knows that 51 is not really, no, its not really, really bad. No, its not good either. You guys dont know. But if you you know. Know. But if you know, you know. Know. Okay, lets on you know. Okay, lets move on then similar then to another slightly similar story. Probably be just story. Really. Probably be just as the telegraph and as grim in the telegraph and its ozempic usurped its ozempic has usurped slimfast in the bleak solutions for self loathing market. Louis yeah, i dont know if this News Department this was in the News Department or whether this where is or whether this is where this is in section. But in the business section. But slimfast as dieters turn slimfast suffers as dieters turn to ozempic , and theyre saying to ozempic, and theyre saying that the slimfast , which is that that the slimfast, which is that that the slimfast, which is that that company which sort of like goes against them, against Weight Watchers or something, dont they have meetings and things . But they also have horrible that they horrible products that they sell. Horrible products. Sell. Is, is horrible products. I i investigated saudi arabia and slimfast when i was looking when i was looking at the comedian myself before i discovered the meat, i looked at slimfast and i forgot why i hate it, but it had processed food. Now you just go with raw meat and we just go with raw and now we just go with raw meat. Theyre people meat. And theyre saying people are using that product. Meat. And theyre saying people are uwould|at product. Meat. And theyre saying people are uwould|at pro so anyway, slimfast has suffered compared to ozempic. Yeah exactly. And if you want to lose weight , follow dr. Schaefer. Weight, follow dr. Schaefer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Go. Do go to make a point. Ozempic cost about 1,000 a month. I dont know how much it costs in this country, but its going to a lot of money. So going to be a lot of money. So if to bankrupt the nhs, if you want to bankrupt the nhs, if you want to bankrupt the nhs, if this thing if you want to be on this thing forever with unknown consequences, you go to ozempic. Instead of taking control of your life. Look at how great i look at that. Look at that. Beautiful. Thats the raw, meat diet. Thats the raw, meat diet. Everyone. You could look as everyone. You too could look as good as Louis Schaefer. All right. Although his kidney is disease. But apart that, disease. But apart from that, no, but was from an earlier time. That was when i was a normal. Okay, that for okay, good. Ive had that for over was i dont over 15 years. That was i dont know emotion i feel now. Know what emotion i feel now. I know im very confused as well, lets the well, but lets do the independent youve ever independent then. If youve ever had stuck your head, had a song stuck in your head, the news is that they the good news is that now they can technology extract it can use technology to extract it from mind. From your mind. Im slightly terrified paul im slightly terrified about again about this story. Again scientists University Scientists at the university of california, as california, otherwise known as berkeley, california, otherwise known as bepatients listening plink of patients listening to plink plink to pink floyd to reconnect, plink on the piano. You need to have your brain, oh, my god, im having a malfunction. Pink floyd to reconstruct the song. Another brick in the wall. The first thing i thought when i finished reading this story was they are reading peoples brain activity. Is there no sacred activity. Is there no sacred space for any of us anymore . Im terrified by this. I mean, of course it starts with pink or pink. Floyd floyd. However where doesit pink. Floyd floyd. However where does it end, nick . Where does it end . Lowest it ends with us all having to agree on something, im sure. Elon flan im sure. Elon decide making yes. Elon musk decide making you x with you subscribe to x with neuralink. Do you think . Neuralink. What do you think . Thats what could yeah, thats what it could do. They read our do. They want to read our thoughts. Basically thoughts. Theyre basically saying we saying if we can put if we can base, if can find songs in base, if we can find songs in your going find your head, were going to find words. Find what words. Well find out what youre thinking. Well, quickly okay, well, lets quickly do this the its this one in the mirror. Its a story about a gay man with a girlfriend. Now im a layman, lewis, but isnt that just a straight man . A straight yes, it is a straight man. And similar and its very similar to my story , which that a gay story, which is, is that a gay man has girlfriend it man who has a girlfriend and it says hes happiest theyve says hes the happiest theyve ever been. Hes speaking for her. You know, hes her. Thats how, you know, hes gay. Never speak for gay. And you can never speak for a theyre never a woman. And theyre never happy anyway. But hes not gay , is he . Hes this woman. Yeah identified as gay. Well, hes been going out with a woman for six years. Its sort of the reverse of me where i tell people im straight, but i have a gay boyfriend. Yes right. But i have a pull. A pull. Can you work this out for us . Can you work this out for us . No, i think either shes really masculine hes not really masculine or hes not actually mean , this story actually gay. I mean, this story doesnt make sense. Im really doesnt make sense. Im really pleased him. This is him pleased for him. This is him basically showing off that hes got , also got a girlfriend, but also saying to his previous boyfriends, i might have been gay in the past. This guy is at best bisexual. Yeah, man is best bisexual. Yeah, man is happy or maybe a guys got to do what he guys got to do to manipulate women to convince them hes like, not that interested. Im gay, im not that interested, that really, interested, and that really, women kind stuff. Women love that kind of stuff. As you start telling as soon as you start telling women them, they they women you love them, they they seem to run from you. Yeah dont you think this is that my theory here is its sort my theory here is that its sort of be gay or to be of cool to be gay or to be something to have sort of something to have some sort of cool thing about you in the lgbt thing. And he hes thing. And so he thinks hes gay. Identifies as gay, but hes just straight. Yeah allowed just straight. Yeah am i allowed to straight anymore . No. 10s to say straight anymore . No. 10s i agree with that. You agree . I agree with what you are saying. That makes is saying. That makes sense. Is because cool to gay. Because now its cool to be gay. Its ending on its cool to be ending on agreeing with nick. Go to the papers yeah. Lets go to the papers. Thanks, shows nearly. Thanks, guys. Shows nearly oven. Thanks, guys. Shows nearly over. Quick look at over. Lets have a quick look at thursdays front pages. So we got daily heist at got the daily mail gem heist at the British Museum. The telegraph, story. Priceless telegraph, same story. Priceless jewels british jewels stolen from British Museum that, paul. Museum. Thanks for that, paul. The sunak. Museum. Thanks for that, paul. The sunak. Ill ease the the time sunak. Ill ease the squeeze. The time sunak. Ill ease the squeeze. The guardian pm stands squeeze. The guardian pm stands by pension triple lock despite surging costs and the mirror has the history. Girls and the star goes with dreaming of 66 and those. We have front pages. So those. We have front pages. So thats all we have time for. Thanks to paul and lewis. Were back at 11 pm. Tomorrow with some other people. Make sure some other people. And make sure you free speech nation on you watch free speech nation on sunday, and if sunday, by the way. And if youre at 5 am, then youre watching at 5 am, then stay for breakfast. But stay tuned for breakfast. But for now, its goodnight. Good morning me and morning and god bless for me and these guys well. Although it these guys as well. Although it might be god with them. Might not be god with them. Looks like things are heating up, boxt boilers, proud sponsors of weather on. Gb news. Of weather on. Gb news. Hello there, im Jonathan Vautrey here with your latest gp news. Weather forecast provided by the met office after a relatively dry and fine day today that will be continuing into thursday as well and even into thursday as well and even into the overnight period. A good chunk of wales central southern areas of england, even Northern Ireland holding to on some sunshine and clear some late sunshine and clear intervals , might allow some late sunshine and clear intesome , might allow some late sunshine and clear intesome mist , might allow some late sunshine and clear intesome mist and , might allow some late sunshine and clear intesome mist and fog ight allow some late sunshine and clear intesome mist and fog patchesyw some late sunshine and clear intesome mist and fog patches to for some mist and fog patches to form eastern areas of form across eastern areas of england up towards scotland. Were going to the were going to hold on to the cloud bit more. So turn a bit cloud a bit more. So turn a bit murky across some Higher Ground routes, temperatures routes, but temperatures generally around 13 generally holding up around 13 to in our towns and cities. To 15 c in our towns and cities. A cooler, start a bit of a cooler, fresher start in areas. And in some rural areas. And generally the grand scheme of generally on the grand scheme of things, a of that cloud will things, a lot of that cloud will begin to burn its way off once again well start to see again and well start to see those developing those sunny intervals developing and once again and it will feel warm once again. Though, start to see. We will, though, start to see a much a breeze around a much more of a breeze around tomorrow compared to today. So thats make feel thats going to make it feel cooler, some cooler, particularly along some eastern areas, but eastern coastal areas, but further inland through the midlands towards midlands, down towards central southern england , southern areas of england, generally rather warm. High generally rather warm. High pressure, though, is not going to into the end of the week to last into the end of the week because area of low because this area of low pressure the atlantic pressure out in the atlantic is going to start to drift its way in we head into friday. So in as we head into friday. So some of rain, some heavy outbursts of rain, perhaps some thunderstorms pushing across pushing in first thing across wales, into northern pushing in first thing across wales, as , into northern pushing in first thing across wales, as well. , into northern pushing in first thing across wales, as well. That northern pushing in first thing across wales, as well. That willthern pushing in first thing across wales, as well. That will tend ireland as well. That will tend to peter its way out. So scotland generally staying largely dry with some sunny intervals. Further intervals. But weve got further rain on cards as we head rain on the cards as we head towards friday, towards the end of friday, turning around some turning quite windy around some coastal into the coastal areas as well into the weekend , though, a bit of weekend, though, a bit of a northwest southeast split by by looks like things are heating up i boxed boilers, proud sponsors of weather on. Gb news. Well. No spin, no bias, no censorship. Im dan wootton. Tonight red alert in the channel as small boats continue to flood britains shores in huge numbers. But with Illegal Immigrants demanding luxury lodgings and four star hotels are leftie lawyers and bleeding Heart Charities to blame for this National Emergency . 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So should the stars faith or personal traits have any bearing on his casting . Well britains favourite entertainer, jim davidson, isnt going to hold back on that. And more of the weeks wokeist stories later in the show. You know, thats unmissable, as always. Our first look at the front pages, hot off the press. Thats throughout the show. This is dan wootton tonight. Lets go youre watching tv news, britains news channel. Congratulations to the lionesses on their victory today. Some much needed good sporting news through to the final. It will be through to the final. It will be sunday morning uk time versus spain. A little