That they will use this list to generate fear and uncertainty. Generate fear and uncertainty. Me as well as intimidating or targeting officers and staff , i targeting officers and staff, i wont go into detail for operational reasons, but we are working round the clock to assess this risk and take measures to mitigate it. Well, here in london, two men have been stabbed in what police are treating as a homophobic attack outside a nightclub in south west london. The two men were targeted while standing outside the venue on clapham high street last night. Both were treated in hospital and both discharged. Police are still searching for the suspect. The london mayor, sadiq khan, says the incident was abhorrent. And theres no place for hate crime in the capital. A construction worker has died after being injured at evertons new football stadium being built in liverpool. Police said the 26 in liverpool. Police said the 26 year old man died in hospital earlier following the incident at the construction site itself. At Bramley Moore dock. The stadiums contractor says all work has been suspended until further notice. Everton said further notice. Everton said everybody at the club was heartbroken. The government says heartbroken. The government says its trying to clarify when officials were made aware of the legionella concerns on board the bibby stockholm accommodation barge. Its after Dorset Council said home Office Contractors were told traces of the bacteria were told traces of the bacteria were detected on the day Asylum Seekers boarded the barge. All 39 migrants were removed from the vessel on friday. Downing street says it expects them to return to the boat as soon as possible. Bidders for high possible. Bidders for high street retailer wilko have been given until wednesday to put forward offers to buy the firm. The general goods chain fell into Administration Last week, putting the future of its 400 stores and around 12,000 jobs at risk. Its understood risk. Its understood administrators from pwc have set the deadline to try to secure a dealin the deadline to try to secure a deal in a bid to prevent redundancies. And lastly, redundancies. And lastly, network rail has released video of dangerous behaviour at Railway Level crossings. If youre watching on tv, take a look at this cctv compilation showing one person doing press ups on the lines. Dog walkers sitting their pets on the tracks for photographs and children putting stones on the railway tracks. Nearly 50 cases of tracks. Nearly 50 cases of misuse were reported by train drivers , all caught on camera in drivers, all caught on camera in worcestershire and the west midlands. So far this year. Network rail says its trying to raise awareness and discourage people from risking their lives on the lines. With gb news on the lines. With gb news across the uk, on your tv, in your car , on your Digital Radio your car, on your Digital Radio and on your Smart Speaker by saying, play gb news. This is britains news. Britains news. Channel hello. And welcome to headliners. Im andrew doyle and joining me to have a good old rummage through tuesdays newspapers , through tuesdays newspapers, our comedic newshounds, josh howey and leo kearse. How are howey and leo kearse. How are you both doing . Good. Do you like my tie . Louis schaffer gave me this tie and i felt a hat to wear it. Otherwise youd get upset. So youre at least the third owner of that tie. Then yeah. Thats exactly how it works. Are you wearing the underpants i gave you . I am. Theyre a bit uncomfortable. Well talk about that later. Good. They are new. I dont believe you. Out. Were going point that out. Were going to on and a look at to move on and have a look at the covers of tomorrows the front covers of tomorrows newspapers. Daily mail is newspapers. The daily mail is leading parents to get leading with parents told to get a grip on tok yobs. The a grip on tik tok yobs. The times rejects new deal times has eu rejects new deal for of migrants. I is for return of migrants. The i is leading with 7 boost to state pensions. Financial times has saudi arabia and uae boo nvidia chips. What does that mean to power . I drive. And the guardian has dissident republicans have data from psni. Leak says police chief. The daily star is running with pic that confirms that big cats are roaming the uk. Scary cats are roaming the uk. Scary stuff. Those were your front pages. Stuff. Those were your front pages. So stuff. Those were your front pages. So were going to kick off with tuesdays times. Josh, off with tuesdays times. Josh, what are they leading with . Well, they have first of all, theyve got a nice picture. I dont really know much about football, but theyve got about football, but theyve got a picture. Theres a theres a big england match up. So big england match coming up. So they some the wags they got some some of the wags on front there, which thats on the front there, which thats nice yeah. Them nice sweet good yeah. Of them and the big story is eu and but the big story is eu rejects new deal return of migrants. What are the eu doing now . Josh basically they had a meeting the government and what they was anybody they wanted to say was anybody who asylum within a who claimed asylum within a european coming european country before coming over they we should over to the uk, they we should be to send them back, be able to send them back, right . Essentially the eu is and essentially the eu is saying seems like saying no, but it seems like its like a rejection. But actually the real issue is there are internal is that there are internal issues within where issues within the eu where theyre already problems theyre already having problems internally because theyre trying cant make a trying to sort they cant make a deal us until sort deal with us until theyve sort out own thing and its all out their own thing and its all about spreading the pain. So its not a curmudgeonly kind thing because left, kind of thing because we left, even to think even though wed like to think that like we could go, yeah, yeah. E e e being, you know, oh, theyre being, you know, but the reality is but actually the reality is theyre position to theyre not in a position to negotiate they cant negotiate because they cant even sort their own. Is that true, leo . Do you think they could . They are in no position think they could . They are in no poswell, the eu are having lots well, the eu are having lots of pushback from all their member theyve Member States because theyve got thing where each each got this thing where each each state in the eu has to take 30,000 migrants they 30,000 migrants and if they dont, to pay dont, theyve got to pay £20,000 actually, £20,000 each, which actually, considering cost. Thats considering the cost. Thats true. Seems an true. Yeah. It seems like an incredible for us. Incredible bargain for us. I mean, wish we could we could mean, i wish we could we could get into into that deal, but i mean, theres huge pushback from from hungary, from countries like hungary, which know, theyve which which, you know, theyve decided keep their decided to keep their culture and and preserve it and everything and preserve it instead of just open it up to this. I mean, at the moment eu , this. I mean, at the moment eu, eu politicians like politicians across across the west, they dont they dont seem to see themselves as politicians of countries, the politicians of economies. Countries, the politicians of economies. So if its countries, the politicians of economies. So if its good countries, the politicians of economies. So if its good for the economy, if you can bring in low skilled workers, they see it as good when it comes to the small boats crisis, though, isnt this really a matter between england and or between england and france or the france . The uk and france . Rather than bringing the eu into it . Because according to this article, macron is saying hes repeatedly rejected a bilateral returns agreement. He insists the insists britain must address the issue at eu level. Almost issue at eu level. Hes almost saying, go go to daddy. Hes absolutely passing the buck. Yeah, of course he doesnt deal this. Have our deal this. Now we do have our own deals with own individual deals with france. Going to be france. Were going to be talking one of those talking about one of those stories later. Yeah, but yeah, this him this is absolutely him just being no, i dont want being like, no, no, i dont want to do. Its always been bit like its always been a bit like that, truculent. That, a bit truculent. Yeah. And the problem starts at the borders. I mean it at the eus borders. I mean it starts further back than that. But the eu could but i mean, if the eu could control, will exercise more control, will exercise more control people into control when people come into the know and slow the eu, then you know and slow them down as they come across. There anything else on the is there anything else on the front of times that we front cover of the times that we should be talking about . Yes. Universities more top universities give more clearing foreign clearing spaces to foreign students. Kind of students. So look, we kind of dean students. So look, we kind of dealt this story about a dealt with this story about a month ago. Yeah, there month or two ago. Yeah, there are less spaces now for british students. Got clearing students. Now weve got clearing because results because of a level results coming and whatnot, its coming out and whatnot, and its actually of actually the discrepancy of spaces is in in certain spaces is in like in certain universities Like University of glasgow, courses universities Like University of gla available courses universities Like University of gla available for courses universities Like University of gla available for british courses for available for British School leavers, they 655 leavers, whereas they have 655 International Students. Is money, of yeah, this is about money, of course, because International Students pay. Students pay more. They pay. I think, triple the amount they do and universities and the universities are desperate money. Theyre desperate for money. Theyre always scrabbling for money. Also, should and also, students should love this because theyre the most of, hey, yeah, we most woke sort of, hey, yeah, we should have borders. Its should have open borders. Its like, yeah, all right. Well have borders. You have open, open borders. And you cant a university because cant go to a university because they reject university they should reject university places demand you places and say, no, i demand you give them to a foreign student. Ive no choice because ive got no choice because this a double whammy, this is a double whammy, because, course, this the because, of course, this is the first theyre first year where theyre actually having work actually having to work for their actually having to work for the no, this you know, youre no, this is you know, youre being flippant, but its true. This year, because i mean, this year, because the teachers were marking their own students grades own a level students grades dunng own a level students grades during so they during the pandemic. And so they overly and overly inflated it. And all these amazing results these people got amazing results and to the and got to go to the universities they to. And universities they wanted to. And now, because theyre being marked are not marked properly 1 in 5 are not going to get their first choice. So this thing so youve got this joint thing of theres few places of theres very few places because all going to the because theyre all going to the foreign students at the same time, are getting foreign students at the same timiplaces are getting foreign students at the same timiplaces they are getting foreign students at the same timiplaces they want; getting foreign students at the same timiplaces they want. Yeah ing foreign students at the same timiplaces they want. Yeah ag foreign students at the same timiplaces they want. Yeah a bit the places they want. Yeah a bit of a mess. Yeah. Universities rubbish anyway though. Dont bother. Though. So yeah, dont bother. Apprenticeships the yeah. Apprenticeships all the way have done way right. I wish id have done that. Were going that. Anyway, were going to move on. Imagine. What would you cant imagine. What would you have done. Have been a great i would have been a great woodwork, carpenter. Woodwork, woodwork carpenter. Yeah. Woodwork, woodwork carpenter. Good enough for jesus . Yes. Okay. I wouldnt know. I wouldnt know. Were going to go to on the mail. Leo, whats the mail running with . Are told to so parents are told to get a grip on tiktok yobs, as the Police Leader says that families have a responsibility for tearaways chaos on tearaways who caused chaos on oxford street. Tearaways who caused chaos on oxford this et. This trend theyve so this is this trend theyve got basically saying go got of basically saying lets go and raid jd sports and everyone like necessarily like sheep herds necessarily when that have when she says that families have a response ability what she means because means is mothers because i dont think kids know think many of those kids know who their father is. Right . Well, this is the thing. Its not really fair, is it, to say, to blame the ultimately these kids to take some these kids have to take some responsibility, they . These kids have to take some responsabsolutely they . These kids have to take some respons absolutely can ey . These kids have to take some respons absolutely can blame the no, absolutely can blame the parents. Absolutely parents. Can you absolutely complain when your complain five words when your children start going, no, i will. Not. Because will. Absolutely not. Because the come off. And if the foam will come off. And if theyre your house, theyre living in your house, you over your wi fi you have control over your wi fi router, pays router, various other who pays the phone bill. They have the mobile phone bill. They have to sort themselves out. Now, of course, argument that course, theres an argument that you know what your you maybe dont know what your kids to. Yes. But then kids are up to. Yes. But then that part your that is part of your responsibility not a responsibility. Im not a perfect and know and perfect parent and i know and two my kids have phones two of my kids have got phones now definitely not as on now and im definitely not as on it as i should be. But if they went did something went and did something difficult, i would take responsible. Responsible. It a difficult balance, responsible. Hit, a difficult balance, responsible. Itit, josh . icult balance, responsible. Itit, josh . Becauseance, responsible. Itit, josh . Because when isnt it, josh . Because when they reach that sort of age, 15, 16, they they do need some privacy. They need yeah, there a balance. Also theyll get around and also theyll get around it like we did when we were kids. Yeah you know what i mean . So, mean, not with phones, but so, i mean, not with phones, but with on, well with whatever im on, well yeah, was other yeah, there was other technologies back then. Yeah, there was other tecibutogies back then. Yeah, there was other tecibutogieother< then. Yeah, there was other tecibutogie other issue. Yeah, there was other tecibutogie other issue about but the other issue about this, troubles me all this, what troubles me about all this, what troubles me about all this kind of stuff, its not kids, know, meeting to do kids, you know, meeting up to do i know, dancing or i dont know, dancing or something. Its not trend like something. Its not a trend like you with your childhood. Even imagine yeah. God cant even imagine what was to have friends. We used to. We used to. We used to. We used to gather, gather in the dance around a the woods and dance around a toadstool, poetry toadstool, reading poetry to each exactly. Each other. Exactly. We were pretty hard core. But the thing about this is theyre gathering to crime. Youve seen to commit crime. And youve seen it that missy guy, it with, like, that missy guy, you breaking into peoples you know, breaking into peoples houses seems houses and filming. There seems to propensity to be this propensity to, you know, no, no. Know, break. No, missy, no. Missys best friend is nick dixon. Nick dixon. Nick dixon. I know its not just crime, though. Some of the other some of the other Tiktok Tiktoks are trends southampton, trends include in southampton, teenagers were taking paracetamol the weekend in paracetamol over the weekend in a challenge to see a social media challenge to see who could stay in hospital. The longest. Obviously knowing who could stay in hospital. The long paracetamol y knowing who could stay in hospital. The longparacetamoly actuallying who could stay in hospital. The long paracetamoly actually an that paracetamol is actually an analgesic so reduces symptoms. Theyll be of hospital theyll be out of hospital soonen sooner. Okay, so. Its southampton. They sooner. Okay, so. Have southampton. They sooner. Okay, so. Have sotheroin. On. They sooner. Okay, so. Have sotheroin. Easy. |ey could have got heroin. Easy. Yeah but yeah. Yeah. Yeah but yeah. Darwinism going on there. Okay, were going to move on to the front cover of the mirror. Josh, what are they leading with . Pretty depressing story. It is depressing, im it is depressing, but im glad were covering it. Glad that were covering it. Another attack. Another day, another attack. This is another pit bull attack. A five year girl. The photo a five year old girl. The photo on the front is horrible enough. Theres photos online of the actual wound and this is just its getting out of i would say its getting out of i would say its getting out of i would say its getting out of control. Its got out of control. Its been out of control for years. Theres no need for these dogs to be to exist. So what . So what is the point . Was this a family pet . No, it was not a family pet. This was a girl walking down with parents, patting a dog with her parents, patting a dog outside of a shop. So you have these. The problem when you have these problem is when you have these dangerous dogs and theres sort of a list of dogs have of a list of the dogs that have this towards this kind this tendency towards this kind of thing. But even within those breeds, them dont. Its breeds, most of them dont. Its just of them do. If theyre just some of them do. If theyre not you not correctly socialised, you dont not correctly socialised, you doryou dont know to one of them you dont know to one of them eats a toddler. Theyre going eats a toddler. If theyre going to toddler, thats true. Eats a toddler. If theyre going to but toddler, thats true. Eats a toddler. If theyre going to but what ler, thats true. Eats a toddler. If theyre going to but what im thats true. Eats a toddler. If theyre going to but what im saying rue. Eats a toddler. If theyre going to but what im saying is,. Eats a toddler. If theyre going to but what im saying is, is it but what im saying is, is it as simple as just saying people cant have animals . Cant have those animals . About what about they what about what about if they were muzzled, had to be were muzzled, if they had to be muzzled and if ones not muzzled, it gets taken into doggy day care. I think should banned i think they should be banned outright. They outright. I just think they should all be banned. Well, were going to okay, well, were going to move front cover of move on to the front cover of the daily all dogs. Yeah banning dogs. I just dont know how you do that. Gerbils. Your dog, you apart from and your dog, you get a free gerbil. I was bitten by a gerbil once. I i was bitten by a gerbil once. I dont think thats very funny. Going to funny. Right. Were going to move the daily star. It move on to the daily star. It was horrible the finger. Okay was horrible on the finger. Okay daily star. What are they leading have from dogs to so they have from dogs to cats. Its the photograph that confirms cats are confirms that big cats are roaming the uk. Its roaming the uk. And its a photograph black panther photograph of a black panther apparently taken in smallthorne in and it in staffordshire. And yeah, it definitely looks like a black panther. People worried panther. And people are worried that this that weve got that this means that weve got dangerous roaming the dangerous cats roaming the countryside, seems countryside, but that just seems to racially profiling just to be racially profiling it just because black panther, because its a black panther, it doesnt mean its going to doesnt mean that its going to be higher propensity of eating sheep. Yeah, it could be that, but is this just rewilding . Is that whats going on here . I think we should ban all cats. Oh, goodness sake. Im oh, for goodness sake. Im going cats and dogs. How going to go cats and dogs. How did this thing get there . Can someone explain that to me . Can someone explain that to me so have private so you have private collectors who yeah. Collectors who have. Yeah. Yeah. Whats netflix show . King. Tiger. Tiger tiger king. Tiger. Tiger king. Its america, isnt it . Yeah but you know how we import all that stuff because theyve be of huge be myths about sort of huge beasts, beasts wandering be myths about sort of huge bea countryside easts wandering be myths about sort of huge bea countryside forts wandering be myths about sort of huge bea countryside for decades. Ing the countryside for decades. Centuries. So maybe and even centuries. So maybe theyve just always been here and just a cagey and and theyre just a bit cagey and they them. They sort of keep them. Maybe thats a sign that we should just them alone should just leave them alone then, they havent. Then, because they havent. Obviously, theyve obviously, if theyve been unknown decades, unknown or unseen for decades, then harming then theyre not harming any. Id be pretty scary i mean, id be pretty scary running into Something Like that in middle hertfordshire running into Something Like that in something, hertfordshire running into Something Like that in something, herthiit . 1ire or something, wouldnt it . Yeah. Yeah. Be pretty scary hertfordshire. Thats i live. Oh thats where i live. Oh sorry. Right. Anyway thats all we got for in this section, we got time for in this section, but come back in a few minutes. Were to be talking about were going to be talking about immigration, lewis was involved. Well, im not going to sit on a fence with this one. I can tell you, live across the uk. This is gb news radio. This is gb news radio. Welcome back to headliners. Welcome back to headliners. Your first look at tuesdays newspapers. Im andrew doyle there are two other comedians here, josh howie and leo kerr. So were going to start this section with the guardian now. And the biggest critics of the tories dealing with migrants. This is the tories indeed secretive and evasive. Patel criticises plan to house Asylum Seekers at essex raf base that also just happens to be near her constituency. Is that right . Is that right . Is that right . Well, i dont know if shed be going all out like this. Basically, she tweeted a letter that shed sent to the government saying, could you give information here . Give me some information here . Yes this has been part of their plans for while now to use plans for a while now to use this base. But she wants to this this base. But she wants to have it sort of locked down to know they want to use know how long they want to use it and various other. It for and various other. So whats the problem with it . Like barge, it . So its like the barge, isnt basically theyre isnt it . So basically theyre trying hotel trying to reduce Hotel Accommodation yes. And accommodation costs. Yes. And theyre means to theyre finding other means to do with do so. So whats wrong with using a base . Its near her. Its near her. Oh, i see. oh, i see. I mean, there are so many people. Carol vorderman, gary lineker, tweets lineker, lily allen, the tweets saying, oh, we should have open borders, blah, blah. Borders, blah, blah, blah. So why them in, build why dont we put them in, build a of container village a sort of container village in their street in lily allen street, in lily allen street, probably do it in a house. Shes probably do it in a house. Shes probably got a big garden we can put. I dont understand. Put. Yeah i dont understand. Theres so many people who say we should have borders and we should have open borders and contribute to this stymying of any government attempt to deal with the issue like just just stick where say that stick them where people say that they want them. Yeah, the meantime, we yeah, but in the meantime, we are dealing with human are dealing with actual human beings to be beings who do need to be accommodated reasonably in accommodated reasonably well in a humane way. Rather not human theyd rather not human beings, rather be. Theyd rather not human beiithats rather be. Theyd rather not human beiithats true. ather be. Thats true. Thats true. Theyd rather be in Gary Linekers garden. They would be a pretty nice garden. Imagine actually garden. Imagine is actually worse is it . Worse than an raf base, is it . Yeah, because have deal yeah, because youd have to deal with opining all day. With him opining all day. He knows very little yeah. He knows very little about yeah. He knows very little aboit yeah. He knows very little aboi dont. Youd see a to much i dont. Youd see a to much be honest. True. True. Well enough speculation on Gary Linekers garden. Were going to on garden. Were going to move on to tuesdays and leo when to tuesdays i news and leo when in blame france so france in doubt blame france so france is not intercepting enough channels small boats. Tory mps say. Channels small boats. Tory mps say. And theyre tory mps say. And theyre saying that the government could withhold cash to ensure a half billion pound deal with paris to kerb crossings. Is providing value for money. So france is apparently now intercepting more than half of attempted channel crossings. I didnt realise they were doing so much because if you think about it, they dont really have because theyve got a problem with the with the exact same problem as us. Theyve got, you know, Illegal Immigrants france. So immigrants in, in france. So when they leave to come to the uk, theyre like, well thats, thats, thats all they dont need. We dont need to house them. This is the problem for the french, isnt it . Theyre trying to check on their to sort of keep a check on their own borders, which is quite a large border of course. Yeah. And theyre also trying grab and theyre also trying to grab the away. Yeah. The ones that run away. Yeah. And them back. It is. It and bring them back. It is. It is. So they, theyre only grabbing them because we paid them. Grabbing them because we paid the we them £1 billion we paid them half £1 billion to yeah, apparently to do it. But yeah, apparently they be doing more. They could be doing more. Well do you think they could be more, josh well they be doing more, josh well they arguably, it sounds arguably, yes, but it sounds like some value arguably, yes, but it sounds likemoney some value arguably, yes, but it sounds likemoney there, some value arguably, yes, but it sounds likemoney there, butne value arguably, yes, but it sounds likemoney there, but were. Ue arguably, yes, but it sounds likemoney there, but were not for money there, but were not because yes, its 53 that theyre but thats only theyre getting, but thats only actually 10 since weve been actually up 10 since weve been giving money. Giving them this money. Thing here is so the real thing here is whether this half, its actually half billion, which the half ,1 billion, which the exchange is about half Exchange Rate now is about half £1 billion. So but yes, were not getting value. But why is this not the french responsibility anyway . Because the people traffickers are they are are criminals and they are operating within the shootings going there. Going on there. Belgium theyve managed belgium, theyve managed to stop their small boats. Stop all of their small boats. If theyre criminal gangs if theyre a criminal gangs going in any particular going on in any particular country, its that countries. But regardless yeah, but regardless of responsibility, youve got to look incentives. France look at incentives. And france has no real incentive to keep these these people france. No these these people in france. No there is that. Okay. Well, were going to move to the express now. Move on to the express now. Josh, is the express , but a josh, this is the express, but a headune josh, this is the express, but a headline looks a like headline that looks a bit like the majority voters yeah, majority of voters demand brexit demand a second brexit referendum within the next decade in a new poll. So 46 people want a vote on rejoining the eu within the next ten years. And 72 say the governments handung. And 72 say the governments handling brexit very badly. We knew that anyway. Whats quite interesting about this, theres a few things. Theres one is that there isnt this demand for it now. So it seems like in ten years time, if either when this country has sorted itself out or things are so desperate, well just be like, beg us, please let us back in. Thats when people want it to happen. Dont. On want it to happen. I dont. On both sides. Want it to happen. I dont. On boti sides. Want it to happen. I dont. On boti dont think thats i dont think thats unreasonable. Know, unreasonable. I mean, you know, if at some time has passed and people want to have another referendum, support referendum, i would support that. If they voted to go that. And if they voted to go back support that, too. Back in, id support that, too. You if youre a democrat, you know, if youre a democrat, thats the thats what you do. But the thing this is i dont thing about this is i dont think that happen. I think think that would happen. I think because i dont think when the good thing this is you good thing about this is you would we did last would have like we did last time, months about it. Time, months of debate about it. And you actually debate the and when you actually debate the issues, that issues, its unlikely that anyones going to want to join the think. Yeah, on. The eu. I think. Yeah, go on. And actually, if you look at these numbers, so they say a majority of voters, 46, it just shows that remainers still dont know is and 46 know what a majority is and 46 is than the people is not more than half the people who think what saying who i think what theyre saying is than the ones is theres more than the ones that the other way. But that voted the other way. But also a abstained, i think is also a lot abstained, i think is the but also so 46 of people wont another referendum. The but also so 46 of people worso another referendum. The but also so 46 of people worso thatsnother referendum. The but also so 46 of people worso thats thats referendum. The but also so 46 of people worso thats thats obviously m. So thats thats obviously going to include some people who would vote the same way. Again but they lost by 52 to 40. So theyve actually their numbers are remain are going down and the remain side, yeah side, its ridiculous. Yeah i suppose if you look that suppose if you look at it that way, it will be interesting to see if this does go anywhere. Ive always said, i but like ive always said, i think need longer to work out think we need longer to work out whether was beneficial or not whether it was beneficial or not and also for the toxicity surrounding still here. It is still. Well, this is the thing is 18 of people the other thing is 18 of people in february thought that. Only 18 that brexit 18 thought that brexit was done. Like, what done. Its like, yeah, what brexit we just. But brexit is done . Can we just. But no. Its not done. No. Yeah its not done. Its not done properly. Its not done properly. Im at the toxicity im shocked at the toxicity is still going im is still going on. Im absolutely told a joke. Absolutely amazed i told a joke. A brexit joke in comedy. A pro brexit joke in a comedy. I know hated me for it. I was know they hated me for it. I was like, its been seven years, guys. Surely now we can joke about it. Yeah, but apparently not. Were move on not. Okay were going to move on now maybe it just wasnt very now to maybe it just wasnt very funny. Now to funny. Were moving on now to this story. Forget musk this next story. Forget musk versus zuckerberg, big versus zuckerberg, the big fight this season. Starmer this season. Leo is starmer versus calm. Watch that. So starmer is watch that. So starmer is clashing with sadiq khan over ulez. So sir keir starmer has ulez. So sir keir starmer has criticised sadiq khans ultra low emission zone for disproportionately hitting people during the cost of living crisis. And we this become crisis. And we saw this become a political hot potato for labour because the byelection in uxbridge, which they were expected to just walk back, they thought theres no way Boris Johnsons old seat. Labour will definitely take it back. Theres this big swing towards labour and tories held on and in fact the tories held on to it and its because why hes going after khan now. To it and its because why hes goiiyeah. Ar khan now. To it and its because why hes goiiyeah. Soihan now. To it and its because why hes goiiyeah. So now now. Seen people yeah. So now hes seen people dont ulez and ulez is. Dont like ulez and ulez is. I mean it makes sense in the centre where theres centre of london where theres actual and stuff, but actual pollution and stuff, but then take it out to these then to take it out to these leafy suburbs where there isnt the transport the public transport infrastructure there people the public transport infrastheirjre there people the public transport infrastheirjre th its people need their cars, its ridiculous. Its a tax on ridiculous. Its just a tax on people. And sadiq khan people. And also sadiq khan says, oh, but the air is so deadly, its killing people. Its you its like, well, why would you let people £12. 50 to pollute let people pay £12. 50 to pollute it . Why . That doesnt like it . Then why . That doesnt like either it if its so deadly either ban it if its so deadly or allow it. If its not dead, why does he keep winning . I dont understand. Because he has some such understand. Because he has some schell, its london. Its well, its london. Its laboun well, its london. Its labour. Whatever. I mean, to be fair, there was a huge swing towards that seat. Towards labour in that seat. They only 450 votes. You they only lost by 450 votes. You lost majority of what they wanted. They expected it. They expected it. Still i mean, look, they still said i mean, look, the is a really the thing is this is a really interesting time because were going election soon going into election season soon ish. Is the one time where ish. This is the one time where our politicians have to listen to us. Yeah. Including labour. True. And its a powerful time for to be in a democracy. Yeah. And this is one thing that the labour have realised that is unpopular. Yeah. But its also unpopular. Yeah. But its also no one, everybody has. Keir starmer says everybody wants clean air. No ones fighting for dirty. Yeah, but how it happens, like dirtier. Thats where we like dirtier. Thats where we can start discussing it. Yeah ill, a little fight in ill, ill do a little fight in the interval. Oh , how pleasant. Okay, were oh, how pleasant. Okay, were going to move on to this story before we to the break. This before we go to the break. This is the guardian. Josh, it looks like do anything to like people will do anything to keep just oil people at home. Indeed. I know you homes install Record Number of solar panels and heat pumps. So hopefully theyll be able hopefully now theyll be able to then work unmolested or then drive to work unmolested or whatever. Is. Yeah, theres whatever. This is. Yeah, theres 17,000 households every month installing solar panels, heat pumps went up to 3000, even though thats actually going to be way off the target if it stays. The problem with heat pumps apart from whether some people agree with whether they work or not, even got work or not, even ive got a friend that does kind of work. But the problem we just dont but the problem is we just dont have people there to install have the people there to install them. Expensive . Them. Are they really expensive . And well. Them. Are they really expensive . And there well. Them. Are they really expensive . And there are well. Them. Are they really expensive . And there are subsidies, well. Them. Are they really expensive . And there are subsidies, but ll. But there are subsidies, but even theyre not very good ehhen even theyre not very good either. Well, yeah, thats the problem. To put like a problem. You have to put like a whole field full of solar panels to power calculator. Itsjust to power a calculator. Its just we discrepancy of we dont have the discrepancy of temperatures make work temperatures to make them work as efficiently they would. As efficiently as they would. But interesting thing, as efficiently as they would. Bthink, interesting thing, as efficiently as they would. Bthink, in interesting thing, as efficiently as they would. Bthink, in this nteresting thing, as efficiently as they would. Bthink, in this article ng thing, as efficiently as they would. Bthink, in this article isi thing, as efficiently as they would. Bthink, in this article is that g, i think, in this article is that the stuff that the Renewable Energy private the stuff that the Renewable Energy at private the stuff that the Renewable Energy at the private the stuff that the Renewable Energy at the momentprivate the stuff that the Renewable Energy at the moment is vate the stuff that the Renewable Energy at the moment is four homes at the moment is four gigawatts, actually the gigawatts, which is actually the same a nuclear the same as what a nuclear the Nuclear Power plant under Nuclear Power plant thats under construction. Is construction. So it is a significant of power is significant amount of power is being generated. Is that whats happening . Are people becoming more green . I dont if its green dont know if its green or a desire get off the grid and desire to get off the grid and not dependent companies. Not be dependent on companies. Seen how companies and weve seen how companies can off your access to can cut off your access to social media your to social media or your access to banking. Next banking. So, i mean, the next thing going to be access to thing is going to be access to utilities such as electricity. So if youre generating own so if youre generating your own electricity at home and solar panels, for that, panels, you know, for all that, you i love fossil fuels. You know, i love fossil fuels. I also love solar panels. Theyre becoming more and more efficient every more efficient becoming more and more efficient everyplants more efficient becoming more and more efficient everyplants photosynthesis than plants at photosynthesis now. By using solar now. So, yeah, by by using solar panels even in a in a rain soaked country like england, it could true, isnt it . Could be true, isnt it . Like it happens people like if it happens with banks, why couldnt with the banks, why couldnt they any other company . They go after any other company . Why company why couldnt any other Company Become ideologically captured . Yeah. So you w5 fin you can your own so if you can make your own electricity and keep it in jars at home, then you dont need the big need big, big big you dont need big, big electric. Bicycles and the kids. Okay, well, were going to have another breather now, but come for brain drains. Nhs come back for brain drains. Nhs pronoun american pronoun pains and american football. See you then i that 5mm that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers proud sponsors of weather on gb news hi there. Weather on gb news hi there. Its Aidan Mcgivern here from the met office. With the gb news forecast rain today clearing overnight. A few showers overnight. A few showers following, but many places will be fine during tuesday as low pressure moves into the north sea, taking its weather fronts with it. However one occluded feature is just providing some additional rainfall to the northeast of england through the night. Some damp weather continuing here. Eventually it becomes light to moderate rain showers across western areas, dner showers across western areas, drier towards the southeast with some clear spells. But wherever some clear spells. But wherever you are, its not going to be a cold night. Its 12 to 14 celsius generally , and it will celsius generally, and it will be a bright start to tuesday, certainly across southern areas compared with monday. Plenty of sunshine around still the remnants of the cloud and rain clearing from the north east of england, southeast scotland. First thing. By mid morning first thing. But by mid morning , all gone. And then the , thats all gone. And then the showers in the west tend to transfer eastwards through the day. The heaviest downpours will be across the central belt and the southern uplands. But elsewhere, actually, the showers becoming more scattered into the afternoon. A better chance of some sunshine in the south and with light winds feeling much more pleasant then we start off wednesday with fog patches wednesday with a few fog patches in and the west. A lot in the south and the west. A lot of for scotland and of cloud for scotland and northeast england and further showers develop. But most of these showers will be the these showers will be in the north, for scotland , north, especially for scotland, dner north, especially for scotland, drier towards the south and this drying up trend continues into thursday start of friday thursday and the start of friday with rising temperatures. With rising temperatures. That warm feeling inside from boxt boilers proud sponsors of weather on gb news has gender neutral toilets. Toilets. Youre listening to gb news radio. Radio. Welcome back to headliners. Your first look at tuesdays newspapers. Straight back in with the garden now where the pillage of africa continues. Yeah. And this time , instead of and this time, instead of resources, its people. So there wont be enough people left. It wont be enough people left. It says in quotes. Marks africa says in quotes. Marks africa struggles to stop the brain drain of doctors and nurses. So the exodus of Health Care Workers from nigeria, ghana and zimbabwe continues despite this World Health Organisation red list and a range of laws to keep them at home, well, they need them at home, well, they need them there more than anywhere else, right . Exactly. Yeah. And its really affecting so its really affecting them. So evenin its really affecting them. So even in rich country like even in a rich country like nigeria, mean, nigeria, i mean, i can understand zimbabwe. Are understand zimbabwe. People are leaving, the nurses get paid £120 month there. So know, £120 a month there. So you know, to or to britain to come to europe or to britain is attractive. But nigeria is very attractive. But nigeria is very attractive. But nigeria is nigeria. Is very attractive. But nigeria is nigeria. Nigeria is very attractive. But nigeria is nigeria. Nigeria is a is very attractive. But nigeria is nigeria. Nigeria is a rich country. And its left with one nurse to 1160 patients. I mean, to put that in perspective and the nhs, theres one nurse to 1150 patients. So yeah, its much worse. What do you think, josh yeah, its a problem. Its a problem. And the unsolvable , actually. And the unsolvable, actually. And the unsolvable, actually. I dont know how youd even begin their implementing laws within africa. Where to ban people or you have to do five years like service home. Thats not going to do it. And you cant just make a country richer. No, you cant. You cant make a country. Well, its but but if maybe the money that is put into those countries from abroad like aid, maybe that could be to bolster salaries of bolster the salaries of specifically targeted aid relating to health care. But the fact is we benefit from this country and the western countries benefit from that brain brain drain. And its not just nurses. We do, though. I mean, the we do, though. I mean, the nhs needs to have. Yeah. So maybe we should train doctors and nurses in this country. Radical idea. I know , country. Radical idea. I know, but you know, we could do it. But we could train more. Maybe we could train enough, maybe. And then, you know, because how can nigeria just seem so, so evil . I know leftists love immigration. They think, oh, its great. All these people coming the border. Coming over the border. How amazing will, you know, completely erode any remnant of traditional traditional british culture. But, you know, at the same time, youre stealing youre stealing the best and brightest from these countries that desperately need them. Train more if we cant just train more if more people dont to do it. More people dont want to do it. And is about competition as and it is about competition as well. You know, if we paid people properly, more people properly, maybe more people properly, maybe more people do people would want to do it. Wouldnt the solution . Wouldnt that be the solution . Leo and doctors leo paying nurses and doctors more they are currently more than they are currently paying more than they are currently paying country . Paying in this country . Yeah then will become but then it will become a more attractive beacon. Oh, thats need do is we thats what we need to do is we need do that work. We need to need to do that work. We need to match zimbabwe salary. I think we can do that. Okay. All right. Were going to move on to the telegraph now. Josh it seems likes seems this ambassador likes giving out some truth bombs along rocher. Along with his ferrero rocher. Indeed. You, mr indeed. Thank you, mr ambassador. Has an ambassador. Britain has an obugafion ambassador. Britain has an obligation help afghan obligation to help afghan refugees, uks former refugees, says uks former ambassador is laurie ambassador. This is sir laurie bristow. He was in kabul when it bristow. He was in kabul when it fell. It says here when it fell to the taliban or when it was given up to the taliban. Yes. Which i would still argue is bidens shameful moment. Bidens most shameful moment. And hes basically saying its not about generosity , i. E. The not about generosity, i. E. The uk giving these bases because we owe them. We have an obligation i you know, biden biden didnt just give it over to the taliban. He left them loads of great weapons to use. It just completely gave them an upgrade. Yeah. Which theyre actually now using to invade or do incursions in iran. Right. So its not totally going to waste. Yeah. About this one, the thing about this one, leo, mean, a bit like the leo, i mean, its a bit like the first iraq war. You know, when we encourage insurgents to we encourage these insurgents to support against support the offensive against saddam almost Saddam Hussein and then almost got and just got to the capital and just left. We did listen to it. Left. Yeah, we did listen to it. We did the same thing in syria. And its yeah, its apparent. Dont know why apparent. I dont know why anybody anything anybody would trust anything that or american that a british or american politician says. Bristow, sir laurie bristow, therefore, right. He . Therefore, is right. Isnt he . I mean, of a no mean, its a bit of a no brainer. Like these people deserve support. Yeah, its just i mean, the victims the bureaucratic victims of the bureaucratic system that just identifies people as numbers on a spreadsheet. Its spreadsheet. I mean, its ridiculous. Like the ridiculous. I just feel like the government the government always deports the wrong its about wrong people. So its about when people were worried about islamists coming into the country. Young country. These young islamist men, and committing terror attacks. The government was like, deport like, fine, well deport windrush pensioners and its like, of the like, no, theyre one of the most you know, like most loved, you know, like immigrant britain most loved, you know, like imryoumt britain most loved, you know, like imryou are britain most loved, you know, like imryou are you britain most loved, you know, like imryou are you absolutely britain most loved, you know, like imryou are you absolutely nuts . | are you are you absolutely nuts . And worried about and now were worried about criminals across in small criminals coming across in small boats. Theyre like, brilliant. Well, well deport military contractors that help the british are british army. Its like, no, are you you . You are you . It has to be said, the afghans are the biggest proportion of people over proportion of people coming over on yes. People on the small boats. Yes. People are yes. Are arguing, yes. There a correlation but is there a correlation between those afghans who supported western incursion in. Well, they are well , are you well, they are well, are you sure about that . Yeah, because there is legal route for there is no legal route for people afghanistan , iran at people in afghanistan, iran at the to get over here. The moment to get over here. This their only route. Okay. This is their only route. Okay. And thats the problem. Yeah, but coming across in but the ones coming across in boats all military boats arent all military contractors, guys. But there contractors, guys. No, but there isnt are isnt. But but they are relatives of people who are already there already here. There are connections dont know. Connections we dont know. Know a lot. We dont know a lot. We dont know a lot. Mean, theyre ripping up i mean, theyre ripping up the passports, so. Yeah, it could anybody. Yeah, it could be anybody. Yeah, it could be anybody. Anyway apart from being okay. Anyway apart from being exploitative, does this guardian story hours story show that zero hours contracts racist . Contracts are racist . So data on insecure work leo so data on insecure work in the uk shows that Structural Racism is in action. According to the tuc trade union, the number of black and minority ethnic workers in insecure work is more than doubled from 360,000 to about 840,000in the last decade. However what this shows is that, you know, weve incredibly high levels of immigration. Immigrants, you usually come in either to do , usually come in either to do, you know, high skilled jobs, but a lot of them come in to do the sort of low, low skilled work. And thats why politicians and elites love them. It provides cheap wage. Cheap wage. So youre saying that low paid workers , because its not paid workers, because its not the same when comes to white the same when it comes to white people in insecure jobs, right. So youre saying disparity so youre saying this disparity is immigration . Is connected to immigration . Yeah, the article yeah, right. But the article here guardian doesnt here in the guardian doesnt mention here in the guardian doesnt mentiorit doesnt mention it. No, it doesnt mention it. I mean, elephant in the mean, avoids the elephant in the in the room. And it is interesting that leftists like the left wing politicians the tuc left wing politicians used to be against joining the eu and used to be against Mass Immigration because they could see how it would depress the wages for the working class people they represented a left wing argument for leaving the eu. You know, josh, the yeah, you know, josh, the thing you think that thing about do you think that theres point that is theres a point here that it is evidence of Structural Racism . If have a disparity , a if you have a disparity, a Racial Disparity in the outcome, its such lot. Its such a lot. Im normally quite suspicious of stuff, but the but the of this stuff, but the but the difference is so large. Difference is so large. What do you think of leos case that this is actually to do with immigration . You know, theres certainly a logic that, but there are no logic to that, but there are no Facts Figures to back that facts and figures to back that up. What think you think what you think you think people suddenly become people have suddenly become incredibly saying theres no im just saying theres no actual to them what it is. Actual proof to them what it is. There is. But there is. But there is. Mean, there isnt there is. I mean, there isnt there is. There proof. We know that the there is proof. We know that the immigrants i mean, come on, you tell that your uber eats tell me that your uber eats driver yeah, but driver is not proof. Yeah, but everybodys eats drivers. Everybodys uber eats drivers. Yeah, i mean, its a speculation , but you cant prove speculation, but you cant prove the the thing. The causality. Thats the thing. It had some it is. It could have had some time, what i. What i could time, but what i. What i could say im mistrustful of say is that im mistrustful of the of structural the assumption of Structural Racism at every point of disparity. Im structural as well. E another part of this but also another part of this might be biggest gaps are in might be the biggest gaps are in the south and around london, where even though theres a you know , even though i think its know, even though i think its 14 the uk is bame or 14 of the uk is bame or whatever you want to call it now. Yes obviously in london, thats a greater figure. Thats a greater figure. I think bame is out now. I think bame is out now. Well, now its bipoc. Well, now its bipoc. No global majority. Global majority majority is out. But but here its bme it says, well then the guardian are being racist because thats an thats an outdated term. Good to know that was ditched four months they four months ago so they shouldnt be doing it. Okay. Yet more intrusions on our freedoms shouldnt be doing it. Okay. Yet m it wasnt caught on camera. It wasnt caught on camera. It didnt have to acknowledge it. No. So but i felt like such a sort of hunter gatherer moment. Sort of hunter gatherer moment. I was so proud of myself. And i saw showed it. I was like, leo, look at the fly now. Now people at home think there are flies in the gb news studio i do not. Studio and i do not. Just josh was i just thought josh was having hard day smacking having a hard day smacking himself in the head. Why does leo think that it doesnt work . So enough of the fly chat. Whats nhs . Whats this about the nhs . Nhs staff face pronoun prosecutions as woke guidance says its oppressive to use the wrong to trans or wrong term to refer to trans or non binary look, we non binary patients. Look, we have a story like this every few days. The mail, it seems like, have a story like this every few deactually� nail, it seems like, have a story like this every few deactually goingt seems like, have a story like this every few deactually going outzms like, have a story like this every few de actually going out tos like, is actually going out to actively because find actively find out because find these because its these stories because its getting of getting all these freedom of information from them. Information requests from them. But stuff that are but the stuff that they are digging just mental. Digging up is just mental. I think they should put those requests in. I think we need to know whats going on in our service. Prosecuted for not knowing that people use little known terms like z sai here, co e or whatever , and in particular with whatever, and in particular with a Health Service , its really a Health Service, its really important that biological sex is acknowledged and recognised by the staff. Surely of all the places, cant we just let this one go . Yeah. And the euphemisms they have for women and for womens biology are so convoluted. Biology are so convoluted. Like this week it was a patients of childbearing potential instead of women. And everybody understands women and obviously the nhs has has to understand women. The nhs has to understand women. The nhs has to treat a lot of a lot of people who dont speak english as a first language. So theyre going to look at a form and be like, people have child bearing potential and not know what that means. Whereas women, you know, theyre going get it straight theyre to going get it straight away are away and some of the terms are just, gloriously just, you know, gloriously misogynist, hole for misogynist, like bonus hole for vagina just isnt people of childbearing potential also really offensive reduces to handmaids tale. Handmaids tale. Yes and also but the yes but and also but the structural ridiculousness goes to where the 999. There was a story where they like meant to request peoples pronouns when theyre trying to save peoples lives. And then it becomes like that that it called . That that whats it called . Police squad sketch where they couldnt they were like, they he did this and she did. You know, its confusion, but why is it i mean, i wrote a satirical thing back in 2018 where i referred to women bipedal gestation units women as bipedal gestation units and theyre doing it for and now theyre doing it for real like this. Has got not only that, this has got not only that, theyre enforcing that as a policy where the people work policy where the people who work for if you dont follow for the nhs, if you dont follow this language, its bad. Then to going then you are then to going then youre the realms youre in the realms of compelled speech, arent you . Know whos behind all but you know whos behind all this . Know women are this . Women know women are behind they are. Behind all this. Yes, they are. From from my twitter well, from from my twitter feed, you that women feed, i can tell you that women are very upset about this. Yeah, are the women who are very upset about this. Yelike are the women who are very upset about this. Yelike it. Are the women who are very upset about this. Yelike it. But re the women who are very upset about this. Yelike it. But the 1e women who are very upset about this. Yelike it. But the people en who dont like it. But the people who people in hr departments who are all women. Well, theres that as well. Theres people call them handmaidens, dont they . The sort of women who go along with this essentially misogynistic. But they dont they love it, but they dont just along with it. Of just go along with it. Some of them are leah says, are them are like leah says, are enforcing it. Right. Women, love subjugated. And dont think i dont and i, i dont think i dont think thats true. Youre talking about this but youre talking about this discourse of betrayal among women. And when when get rid and when we when we get rid of patriarchal religious of the patriarchal religious structures oppress women, of the patriarchal religious strucinvent oppress women, of the patriarchal religious strucinvent new ppress women, of the patriarchal religious strucinvent new oness women, of the patriarchal religious strucinvent new ones thatmen, they invent new ones that oppress them. Okay. Dont like where this okay. I dont like where this is going, so were going to move on the story. Now, this on to the next story. Now, this is daily mail. Again, is the daily mail. Again, tuesdays mail. Is story tuesdays mail. This is a story for also known as dances for leo, also known as dances with hawaiian shirts. A native american is so a native American Group is called washington called on the Washington Commanders revert to commanders to revert to redskins. Used to be called redskins. They used to be called the redskins. They the washington redskins. They changed to the commanders to changed it to the commanders to make pc. And theyve make it more pc. And theyve launched a petition to put an end to cancel culture, saying you cannot erase history. Theyre called native theyre called the native American Guardian Association or naga. American Guardian Association or naga. Oh, they have little red naga. Oh, they have little red hats with naga. Thats pretty great. So this is another one of these things where because according to this, there was a poll 90 of the native american respondents want respondents just didnt want the team so they team name to change. So they changed thinking it was changed redskins thinking it was offensive americans. Changed redskins thinking it was off do you find it offensive the idea redskins as name, as idea of redskins as a name, as a nafive native american . Why im asking. Yes. Thats why im asking. Yes. No, i wish i cant say enough about that. Theres no one about that. Theres no one theres no American Football Team called the foreskins. So. Okay. Well, one more so. Okay. Well, one more section to go. Were going to be talking about a cure for alcohol , upright sleeping and how to sound cool. See you in two. One. Cool. Come out your mouth. tannoy this is the final call for all Long Distance lovers. Im flying round the world to marry a man that ive never met. How do i know that youre even the person you say you are . Please fasten your seatbelts. Maybe were not actually supposed to be in this relationship. As we expect turbulence ahead. Can you not see my insides breaking . How far would you go for love . Brand new 90 day fiance uk, available to stream only on discovery . Watch at no extra cost. Say, get discovery into your voice remote to activate. Welcome back to headliners. Your first look at tuesdays newspapers. Were going to kick newspapers. Were going to kick off this section with the times and josh, it does seem like you can get a jab for everything now. How. Now. Yeah. Is there a cure for alcoholism . Brain alcoholism . Jab may rewire brain to addiction. So this is to reduce addiction. So this is some a treatment they were working out for. I think it was for parkinsons. Was it anyway. But they they yes. And they but they they yes. And they actually figured out that you can stick a needle into the brain and put a virus in the brain and put a virus in the brain that will has this protein and it basically rewires your brain alcoholics brain because alcoholics basically , you know, you get basically, you know, you get that dopamine like any addict, you get that dopamine hit. But and then that rewires your brain. This actually resets brain. So this actually resets it so that do it yourself at home a jab in the head. Home with a jab in the head. Well, worse than that well, no, its worse than that because actually, the way that they figured this all out is by getting bunch drunk getting a bunch of monkeys drunk and they made a bunch of monkeys, alcoholics, and then did well, i did wonder that well, i did wonder that because talked in this because it talked in this article alcohol article about Alcohol Consumption animals. Rhesus monkeys. Rhesus monkeys. Rhesus monkeys. There lots of so are there lots of alcoholic monkeys . Totally wasted oh, im totally wasted cocktails whatnot. Thursday oh, im totally wasted cockttcocktails hatnot. Thursday oh, im totally wasted cockttcocktails and|ot. Thursday oh, im totally wasted cockttcocktails and then. Lursday oh, im totally wasted cockttcocktails and then. Butiay night cocktails and then. But it worked they worked. And suddenly they werent alcohol. Werent addicted to alcohol. So do you think its a matter of willpower, leo . Or do you think people need medication . Of willpower, leo . Or do you thirit people need medication . Of willpower, leo . Or do you thirit depends need medication . Of willpower, leo . Or do you thirit depends need nadication . Of willpower, leo . Or do you thirit depends need na rhesus . It depends if youre a rhesus monkey or not. Yeah, monkeys clearly them. Yeah. I mean, clearly need them. Yeah. I mean, id rather use id rather id rather use willpower have a scientist willpower than have a scientist inject containing a inject virus containing a protein central of protein into a Central Region of my called the ventral my brain called the ventral tegmental yeah. Tegmental area. Yeah. To do that . Whos going to do that . Whos going to do that . No, i dont want. No, i dont want. Ventral i like my ventral technological area. Well, thats i like my ventral teciironic ical area. Well, thats i like my ventral teciironic thing. Ea. Well, thats the ironic thing. Probably a drink to you probably need a drink to be able to get the bravery to go through with it. Right, well, well look all right, well, well look at the daily now and has at the daily mail now and has kim jong un found a clever way for with countrys for dealing with his countrys shortage leg razors . Shortage of leg razors . So north korea banned so north korea has banned women wearing shorts after women from wearing shorts after deeming fashion. Women from wearing shorts after deencan fashion. Women from wearing shorts after deencan still fashion. Women from wearing shorts after deencan still wear fashion. Women from wearing shorts after deencan still wear them. Fashion. Women from wearing shorts after deencan still wear them. Then n. Men can still wear them. Then their socialist wear them. And youre this is youre a man. So this is the latest enforcement of latest in form enforcement of the north koreas reject of reactionary thought and culture act which is similar to an snp bill thats going through parliament at the moment. The like basically bans anything that flouts the principles of socialist etiquette. But the socialist etiquette. But the problem is in north korea theyre actually having a heat wave right now. So temperatures are in excess of 30 c. And even though the only fat person in the country is kim jong un, its still a problem. Hell have you disappeared for that . I mean, the thing is, if you can north, ill run up can catch me north, ill run up some stairs. North korea is nuts. Kim jong un is the nuts. I mean, kim jong un is the guy who basically said were going move the clocks back going to move the clocks back half an hour japanese half an hour because japanese stole us during the stole time from us during the occupation. Place crazy stole time from us during the o itupation. Place crazy stole time from us during the o it is ation. Place crazy stole time from us during the oh is crazy. Place crazy. It is crazy. But the sad thing is that when youre when youre there, when youre when youre there, when know. Yeah you will get when you know. Yeah you will get killed. Terrifying killed. Its terrifying for these things. Shorts these random things. Now shorts are banned. These random things. Now shorts are theyve got the three theyve got the three generation rule where go generation rule where if you go to of their camps, one to one of their camps, one of their prisons, do your their prisons, so do your children your grandpa and children and your grandpa and your parents and your grandparents. Yeah, terrifying. Following theyve im following up. Theyve been pictures like been showing pictures of like western ripped jeans, you know, pred western ripped jeans, you know, ripped for a fashion ripped for a for a fashion thing. I dont know. The kids do it. Dont know why, but they it. I dont know why, but they show that north korean tv show that in north korean tv saying at the state of the saying look at the state of the clothes the west. Theyre clothes in the west. Theyre rags. Theyre falling apart. Oh, its incredible. Incredible. Anyway were going to mail for to continue with the mail for more madness from east asia. Whats this, josh . Firm unveils yeah. Japanese firm unveils a vertical pod that lets you sleep while upright. Can so can you. Well, the photo , its well, the photo, its basically. Its called a draft thing, but essentially kind thing, but essentially it kind of you you slot in at of does. You you slot in at angles so but what this article doesnt explain it explains like how naps are really good. And weve kind of seen weve read many articles about that 20 minute nap today. They are good productivity and whatnot. What it explain is why on it fails to explain is why on earth would they invent something does upright . Something that does it upright . Think its a space saving i think its a space saving well, dont see if you well, i dont really see if you had that part of studio. Had that part of the studio. We could have could we could have you could have a little there. A little nap there. Its its in like its like its in ulysses when bloom thinks hes at that graveyard and he thinks, why bury people why dont they bury people vertically . Would all vertically . It would save all this just this space. Isnt that just whats happening theyre whats happening here . Theyre thinking theyve got to dig a much deeper hole, so its much more difficult. Do think more difficult. But i do think the haveit more difficult. But i do think the have it right with the japanese have it right with these because these pods at work because i love nap during the day. You love a nap during the day. You could curl the people up or process them into mints, but yeah, this you shouldnt yeah, this is you shouldnt sleep standing up. People dont do this is why people dont do it, because the valves your it, because the valves in your veins, you know, you basically your need to moving to your legs need to be moving to pump the blood back into your upside down. 5 upside down. A rafter in one hanging from a rafter in one of those spinny gyroscope machines. Need. Okay. Machines. What you need. Okay. Were move on now to were going to move on now to this next story. Lynch outs this next story. Mick lynch outs himself telegraph himself in the telegraph as a far of the people. Far from a man of the people. Leo yeah, hes having an andy murray moment. The chief, mick lynch, so the rmt chief, mick lynch, admits he supports teams playing against at the world against england at the world cup. Like, like hes scottish. Why, why, why mean so . He says, well, hes his ancestors from republic ancestors are from the republic of he supports them of ireland, so he supports them and supports scotland and and he supports scotland and wales. But says he just finds wales. But he says he just finds the press too pompous the British Press too pompous when support national when they support their national team. On the team. Obviously anyone on the left, know, just only enjoys left, you know, just only enjoys things being things when britains being hammered. If hammered. Thatd be amazed if mick would even mick lynch would even support britain war. Britain in a war. Common scotland, its common in scotland, though, thing, to though, that kind of thing, to support the team, whatever team and ireland, same thing and Northern Ireland, same thing to my first trip to scotland my first trip to scotland when was 18, i went visit when i was 18, i went to visit a friend at uni and it was an england germany and everyone was. I went to the pub, everyone was. I went to the pub, everyone was supporting germany. Yeah i couldnt i couldnt believe it. And i was like little. Shocking. Like a little. Its shocking. I was like i remember i very was like and i remember i very close to getting beaten up because i was like, england lost and was like, what . We still and i was like, what . We still thrashed was running thrashed you 2 1. I was running through what . Through edinburgh. Go to what . I mean, very lucky i didnt mean, i was very lucky i didnt get bashed. Very lucky indeed. Yeah. You need on that. Need to work on that. Do you support england . Do you support england . Well, do know. Well, i do know. Well, i do know. Here. Well, i do know. So here. Well, i do know. So myere. Well, i do know. So my parents. My parents are mostly so theres that mostly english, so theres that as well. E weve run out of listen, weve run out of time. Unfortunately before listen, weve run out of timfinish,rtunately before listen, weve run out of timfinish, letsately before listen, weve run out of timfinish, lets doy before listen, weve run out of timfinish, lets do one. Before listen, weve run out of timfinish, lets do one. Illfore we finish, lets do one. Ill give it a rest. Josh, were going a at tuesdays going have a look at tuesdays front again. So we have front pages again. So we have the mail with parents the daily mail here with parents told get a grip on tiktok told to get a grip on tiktok yobs. The times has eu rejects new deal for return migrants. New deal for return of migrants. The with 7 boost the i is running with 7 boost to pensions. The ft has to state pensions. The ft has some incomprehensible headline. Im read the im not going to read the guardian dissident guardian has dissident republicans have data psni republicans have data from psni leak and the daily star has something about big cats apologies that you couldnt see the front covers there, but the technical glitch, that is all weve time for. Thank you weve got time for. Thank you very to guests , leo very much to my guests, leo kearse and josh we are kearse and josh howie. We are back course, at back tomorrow, of course, at 11 00 Frances Foster and ed 11 00 with Frances Foster and ed Lewis Schaffer as well, who gave me if me this beautiful tie. And if youre at 5 am. Right youre watching at 5 am. Right now, please do stay tuned, because after the break, because just after the break, its breakfast. The temperatures rising. Boxt solar proud sponsors of weather on. Gb news. Weather on. Gb news. Hi there. Its Aidan Mcgivern hi there. Its Aidan Mcgivern here from the met office. With the gb news forecast, rain today, clearing overnight. A few today, clearing overnight. A few showers following, but many places will be fine during tuesday as low pressure moves into the north sea, taking its weather fronts with it. However one occluded feature is just providing some additional rainfall to the northeast of england through the night. Some damp weather continuing here. Eventually it becomes light. Eventually it becomes light. Moderate rain showers across western areas, drier towards the southeast with some clear spells. But wherever you are, its not going to be a cold night. Its 12 to 14 celsius generally. And it will be a bright start to tuesday , bright start to tuesday, certainly across southern areas compared with monday. Plenty of sunshine around and still the remnants of the cloud and rain clearing from the northeast of england, scotland clearing from the northeast of englthing. Scotland clearing from the northeast of englthing. But scotland clearing from the northeast of englthing. But by scotland clearing from the northeast of englthing. But by mid morning, first thing. But by mid morning, thats all gone. And then the showers in the west, ten to transfer eastwards through the day. The heaviest downpours will be across the central belt and the southern uplands. But elsewhere for actually the showers becoming more scattered into the afternoon. A better chance of some sunshine in the south and with light winds feeling much more pleasant. Then we start off wednesday with a few fog patches the south and few fog patches in the south and the west. Of cloud for the west. A lot of cloud for scotland northeast england scotland and northeast england and develop. But and further showers develop. But most of these showers will be in the north, especially for scotland. Drier towards the south this drying up trend south and this drying up trend continues into thursday and the start friday with rising start of friday with rising temperatures. The temperatures rising, boxt solar, proud sponsors of weather on. Gb news. Good evening. Well, the governments small boats week endedin governments small boats week ended in tragedy after much farce. Tonight, we have an farce. Tonight, we have an exclusive story by gb news mark white from brighton. He went there on a police raid at the weekend and youll begin to understand why. So many people are crossing the English Channel because they can work as delivery drivers and work illegally without in the british economy. More tonight on the economy. More tonight on the mysterious b corp, which i introduced you to last thursday and how they want actually to change the law in britain to force all employers to be politically correct. And our fight against the cashless society, particularly in pubs this week, steps up a gear or two. But before all of that, lets get the news with polly middlehurst. Middlehurst. Nigel, thank you. Good evening. Will the top story tonight on gb news is that police in Northern Ireland say theyre confident that leaked data of officers and staff is in the hands of dissident republicans. As earlier sinn republicans. As earlier sinn fein confirmed that a redacted version of the police data that had been posted on a wall facing its belfast offices, which it described as sinister last week. The details of 10,000 Police Officers and staff were published online by mistake. Published online by mistake. Well, this afternoon at a news conference, chief constable simon byrne said police are now operating under the assumption the data will be used to generate fear and uncertainty. Generate fear and uncertainty. Anti we are now confident that the Workforce Data set is in the hands of dissident