Island is been devastated by this. But none more so than the individuals who are still looking for loved ones or know that theyve already lost their loved ones. Takeaway pints can continue to be sold in pubs across england and wales. They were due to expire in september or the rules at least were. But the governments decided to keep its pandemic era licencing rules. The sun claims the Prime Minister, who doesnt drink, stepped in to extend the policy. The rule was introduced in 2020 to help struggling establishments stay afloat dunng establishments stay afloat during lockdown. The long during lockdown. The long awaited british summer could make a belated appearance later this week , with temperatures of this week, with temperatures of up to 30 degrees predicted. Up to 30 degrees predicted. However, a yellow rain warning is in place for Northern England and tomorrow , with risks and wales tomorrow, with risks of and disruption. Ian of flooding and disruption. Ian however, once the rain subsides, temperatures are expected to soan temperatures are expected to soar, making some parts of the uk hotter than california. This uk hotter than california. This is gb news. More on your radio, tv and smart speaker. But now it isfime tv and smart speaker. But now it is time for headliners as. Hello and welcome to headliners. Im josh howie and joining me to drill into mondays newspapers a comedic roughnecks. Louis schaefer and paul cox. What is going on with you, louis . Both of you. You got the you got the merch. Just the merchandise central. Just the merchandise central. Weve been sent this by fans i what, 5mm what, you. What, you. Are you serious . Yeah. This are you serious . Yeah. This was sent by someone called popper or big popper or something. We dont even know the guys name. No, you are really sticking it to me because ive just got my gb news mug here. No fans . No. I mean , i love the mug. You no. I mean, i love the mug. You can it for 4. 99, but. But can buy it for 4. 99, but. But im not getting sent any love mail like this. Well, you could send it to Louis Schaefer. Maybe they love Louis Schaefer. Maybe they love Louis Schaefer. Maybe they love Louis Schaefer. Just saying Louis Schaefer. Im just saying that for gifts. Louis schaefer. Im just saying that everybody for gifts. Louis schaefer. Im just saying that Everybody Lovesr gifts. Louis schaefer. Im just saying thatEverybody Loves louis. Im Everybody LovesLouis Schaefer. Oh, well, schaefer. Oh, well, okay. Is slightly depressing this is slightly depressing me at start. Me at the start. All right, first of all, lets have a quick peek at our mondays front pages are looking. We the daily mail we have the daily mail patients trying escape patients trying to escape labours welsh nhs. The times shots fired and migrant clash or vessel sank. Guardian lower income pupils expected to be hit hardest by grade deflation. The express brexit boost bringing business back to britain. The sun kane could play for germany. And finally, the daily star. Were made for it. And those were your front pages as. Were made for it. And those were your front pages as. First were your front pages as. First up, lets take a look at the times, louis and breaking news about yesterdays tragedy. About yesterdays tragedy. Well, it is a tragedy and its the times shots fired in my clash before the vessel sank. And this has to do with the vessel that there was the migrant boat that six, six migrants died and there was an altercation that went on in france. But before this happened. And but before this happened. And i dont know whether theyre saying i dont think theyre saying i dont think theyre saying its directly related to it, but just shows the it, but it just shows the situation in that its like chaos thats involved. Its criminals. Its but its criminals. Its people guns and whatnot. People with guns and whatnot. And may have led to some and it may well have led to some kind of panic or people launching these boats in condition that were which led to this tragedy , terrible weather this tragedy, terrible weather and whatnot. And yeah, i mean, it just shows how i mean , these it just shows how i mean, these criminals are based in france. I criminals are based in france. I know that there are connections to other but, you know, you know, and whatnot. Know, and whatnot. But you know what were doing 7 but you know what were doing . Were i dont know to . Were were i dont know to how make this funny. Were blaming fact blaming criminals. The fact is, is that is that, of course, its going to be criminals involved. But fact is that its like but the fact is that its like its waving to you its like im waving to you across street or youre across the street or youre waving a child and waving across to a child and say, come across the street. Its busy street. But you say its a busy street. But you say come across it. Come across and people come across and they get hit whos to blame . Hit by a car. Whos to blame . The person in whos shes what . Yeah. Im going to stop your analogy, paul. Analogy, paul. I told this to paul before and he said it was totally reasonable. Oh, really . You did, paul . Well done. You tried to get him fired yourself more work. Fired to get yourself more work. Louis by. By by a chauffeur louis is by. By by a chauffeur and standard. Think the and standard. I think the analogy degree. Analogy works to some degree. So what saying if weve what louis is saying is if weve got on this side saying, got people on this side saying, come over as a safe place to come on over as a safe place to come on over as a safe place to come they come and theyre come and they come and theyre injured we have to injured on the way, we have to take responsibility. Take some responsibility. I think, youre saying. Think, is what youre saying. Yeah, bring yeah, he he was about to bring in other there was kids in some other there was kids involved and we werent sure. But i think, but but the analogy, i think, does stand up a little bit of does to stand up a little bit of scrutiny. At a total loss scrutiny. Im at a total loss with this now, theres two stories the shots stories here. One is the shots fired, which seems to be kurds and afghans fighting dunkirk. And afghans fighting in dunkirk. Ironically thing ironically and the other thing is terrible story about yet is this terrible story about yet more migrants dying in in the ocean on the way to Great Britain and im not sure what to do now because i dont know why they want to come. It seems to be it seems to be the sort of hotspot of europe to come to. The final destination is Great Britain. We probably ought to start dropping guardian over start dropping the guardian over enemy they read how enemy lines so they can read how bad country is. I dont bad this country is. I dont know if thats particularly true. They do go, but there are certain who come certain people who want to come to they to england. Maybe they have certainly afghans. If english is their language, they their second language, if they have relatives over here or any connections. So other countries are taking more migrants. Its not that, but there are some people who want to come to the uk and not just because were seen as this all encompassing welcome free for all. You know, they they have other reasons. There are legitimate reasons. Well, i do want to Say Something before to is theres before we get to it is theres interestingly, it was it was uk people turning up to save the boats first. And even though it was closer to france, they turned up. But there seems to be this unwillingness to blame france because theyre afraid of this 500 million that weve invested in stopping this kind of backfiring. And youre absolutely right. And to add some balance to this story, that 500 or 485 million that we spent has reduced the amount of people that have come across, which is a story we dont cover too often. However it would appear, and certainly within the times they say that there seems to have been a bit of peak during august. Theyre suggesting have been a bit of peak during august. Aleyre suggesting have been a bit of peak during august. A lotre suggesting have been a bit of peak during august. A lot ofsuggesting have been a bit of peak during august. A lot of the |esting have been a bit of peak during august. A lot of the french because a lot of the french officers holiday. Officers have gone on holiday. Im not strictly i dont believe that true. However, it is that to be true. However, it is it is it is kind of welcoming to hear there has some hear that there has been some sort reduction. At the sort of reduction. But at the end day, people are still end of the day, people are still dying on dying like on a on a ridiculously basis. And ridiculously regular basis. And whilst i was flippant about why dont we tell them bad it dont we tell them how bad it is, know, like they do in is, you know, like they do in the , at the of the the guardian, at the end of the day, to have do day, were going to have to do something it. Well, something to stop it. Well, theyre trying, right . Well, look, on look, lets move to on something. Little something. Hopefully a little less and depressing if weve less sad and depressing if weve got. Well, this is this there being all expressing pool. Yeah, they are being expressing. But they are being expressing. But but you know, we talked about a very depressing story then this is essentially a good news story or is at least to the express brexit boost bringing business back to britain. So firms are benefiting from brexit by bringing business back to britain. A quarter of uk manufacturers say they have repatriated the production of goods and this has been enabled by brexit, essentially enabled by brexit, essentially enabled by brexit, essentially enabled by brexit, or forced their hand via brexit. Yeah the express would tell you that its been enabled by brexit. I think is a bit much more a much more of a nuanced answer than that. As you suggest. However it has to be suggest. However it has to be good, whatever , lets say, good, whatever, lets say, whatever reason, it has to be good, be good. It has to be good. I good, be good. It has to be good. I mean, it better be good. Please, lets pray in the express. It has to be good. No, but i think it has to be good it has to be good. No, but i sense that things being manufactured here has to be good for us. Whoever is living here, whoever is working here, whoever is occupying these wonderful shores , well, its good, shores, well, its good, arguably, for increasing jobs, increasing our our base in terms of our manufacturing base, there are questions about is it good for the customer who will arguably be paying more than they would if it was being imported china or. They would if it was being imported china or. Well, we imported from china or. Well, we have some interesting have some real interesting conflictions going because if conflictions going on because if you it from a climate you look at it from a Climate Change perspective, its fantastic. Need to be fantastic. If you need to be self sufficient, you dont want to its always to be flying. Its always interesting the well, this interesting when the well, this is it. Climate is is it. The Climate Change is always when it suits always brought in when it suits supporting whatever issues. But this it. We can play any one this is it. We can play any one of these games. Yeah sorry. Go and play game, mate. And play your game, mate. Game. I ill play my game. I dont ill play my game. I dont think that. I dont this ill play my game. I dont story and maybe paul will add more detail to it, but i think they they people want they just they the people want to bring it back. They havent brought its not that a quarter have the stuff back. Have brought the stuff back. Right. Would right. And so they would like to bnng right. And so they would like to bring mean, its pie bring it back. I mean, its pie in sky. I mean, and in the sky. I mean, and businesses are always moving businesses are always moving businesses and theyre businesses around and theyre trying this is a report done trying and this is a report done by esther mcvey, whos a lovely lady. I think she works here at gb news. Shes a tory mp. So theyre trying to find the bright side. I dont know if she actually came out with a report. I think shes commenting on it. One thing it does make it. But one thing it does make before we move in an interesting point about point is about whether we actually the technical actually have the Technical Skills be accommodate skills to be able to accommodate these have the skills to be able to accommodate these jobs, to have necessary workers who can actually this actually do this stuff. And you know, if it develops that, then im course. Im all for it. Of course. Absolutely. But whether were im all for it. Of course. Absolyet y. But whether were im all for it. Of course. Absolyet y. Inot, vhether were im all for it. Of course. Absolyet y. Inot,vhetheiwhats there yet or not, louis, whats there yet or not, louis, whats the guardian going with the guardians . Go with going with lower income expected to be income pupils expected to be hardest grade deflation. An hardest by grade deflation. An and that has to do with the Covid Business where they where they couldnt they couldnt get they couldnt they couldnt get the as attested by outside the grade as attested by outside sources. So the teachers graded their own kids and they graded everybodys got an a star. What a coincidence. So particularly bright year and because they love it particularly bright year and because they love it and of course going to guess lets course im going to guess lets just though just say its true even though you anything the you cant believe anything the guardian or any of these guardian writes or any of these newspapers guardian writes or any of these nev but pers guardian writes or any of these nev but theyre all bunch of but theyre all a bunch of liars. Basically it it liars. But but basically it it probably will hurt the poorest people because the poorest the teachers are the poorest kids. They probably have sympathy. Theyre not like your teachers who are brutal to you. Probably at that posh private school that you to. Right. Theyd hit you went to. Right. Theyd hit you went to. Right. Theyd hit you the head. And this you in the head. And this reminds latin right . Reminds you latin, right . Its like were not going and its like were not going to you a grade just to give you a high grade just because this covid thing. Anyway, its a funny story because its the guardian. Its the saying this, and the guardian saying this, and it reminds story in in reminds me of a story in in america about. America about. So, paul, what do you think genuinely , no, honestly, genuinely, no, honestly, we should hear this anecdote genuinely, no, honestly, we should hear this genuinely, no, honestly, we we hear we should we should hear this. Laugh. It made this. It made me laugh. It made me youve already said me laugh. Youve already said the story told me. Okay, what did ours story. Did we meet for ours story. Story. Its joke. Is the story. Its the joke. Is the war. Nuclear war and the nuclear war. Nuclear war and how the different newspapers in america reported in a newspaper in reports the new york in america reports the New York Times reports end of the world and poor people in mind. And poor people in mind. Charities excuse me, women and minorities affected most and then they show Washington Post , then they show Washington Post, the end of the world congressional sessions to be delayed. And the way it says in delayed. And the way it says in the Los Angeles Times , oh, my the Los Angeles Times, oh, my god, this is not as interesting. Oh, my god , this is the last oh, my god, this is the last time i indulge you. Paul. Im blaming you for that because you said it was a great. No, i have to finish. They want to hear the end of it. You tweet Lewis Schaffer to find the end of rubbish joke. Now, paul lewis, i believe, joke. Got, paul lewis, i believe, joke. Got itaul lewis, i believe, joke. Got it wrongwis, i believe, joke. Got it wrong because lieve, has got it wrong because actually, arguably in fee has got it wrong because paying schools, teachers are paying schools, the teachers are going little bit more going to be a little bit more forgiving markings , forgiving with their markings, shall than they might be shall we say, than they might be at local. At your local. Well, because because yours, your are going to your parents are going to complain maybe the complain and maybe take take the kid you think . But kid out. What do you think . But in my school in peckham high school school, they, school, in my kids school, they, you was it wasnt a fee school, in my kids school, they, you know, it was it wasnt a fee paying you know, it was it wasnt a fee paying but the teachers paying school, but the teachers feared yeah. Feared for their lives. Yeah. You come if you when you when you come if you guessing. Paul, finally guessing. Right, paul, finally something the star something lighter in the star please. Were made for it. Please. Yes. Were made for it. Now, this is a story about how the french apparently own their weather and theyre going to send it our way. And we are going have slightly warmer going to have a slightly warmer period. Would say about period. What i would say about climate yes, please, period. What i would say about clirhave yes, please, period. What i would say about clirhave been yes, please, period. What i would say about clirhave been promised please, period. What i would say about clirhave been promised climate we have been promised Climate Change for years and were not getting and getting it. And im really disappointed. I want it to be nice and warm. I to be able nice and warm. I want to be able to around my in my to Wander Around my garden in my underpants like any self respecting class self respecting working class man with man. Humble brag with your garden . Yeah, with my garden . Yeah, with my underpants. Garden . Yeah, with my unchesnts. Garden . Yeah, with my unches got a huge garden. Its hes got a huge garden. Its big. Big. Its the one thing ive earned in my life is my garden. Huge but he is the common. But he is the common. Is the common man. He is the common man. He is the common man. I am the common man with the common. I have. I have a balcony in i have. I have a balc got ageism and thats youre listening to gb news radio. Welcome back to headliners. Im josh howie. Its 45 minutes to midnight. Weve got 15 Great Stories to excellent comedians. Lets go. So starting with lets go. So starting with mondays guardian and whats this about foreigners coming over here and clogging up our services . Louis well, you could call those people foreigners, except youre talking about my children or who are half scottish anyway. Steve barclay open to. Hes open to. Hes the head of the Health Secretary to scottish and welsh nhs patients requesting care in england. English aid englands Health Secretary says devolved administrations have worse backlogs than the british, which which they roundly dismissed the scottish and the which which they roundly welsh says no, were doing great. What are you doing . Offering us charity. And its basically because theres a backlog, because of the covid, basically because theres a because of the fact its the nhs , because people want free treatment, which has been escalating. But you have to remember that death from remember that every death from delay is a bonus to the nhs because its somebody that they dont have to. Dont have to. Wonderful. So i mean, paul, it kind of sounds like Steve Barclay is kind of being a poster he is being poster here. He is being a booster. But you know, its an booster. But you know, its an easy win and the statistics do bear out, and ill tell you why in a minute. But in wales there are 22,000 people who are waiting over 78 weeks for as an outpatient. And in england, waiting times for patients over 78 weeks have been virtually eliminated recently because theyre all dead, like says. Yeah do know im yeah exactly. Do you know im not big fan of yeah exactly. Do you know im devolution and what devolution has done is basically dragged scotland and wales down to where england have always been. And as a result , england have always been. And as a result, its a bit like the pigs a result, its a bit like the pigs on animal farm. They thought they were to going do it differently and they were unable to do it differently and essentially they humans essentially they became humans themselves. What scott, themselves. So what what scott, with to an analogy . Well with you to an analogy . Well i think relatively think i was relatively intelligent. I tried to be andrew doyle for a moment there and mentioning a book. And failed by mentioning a book. I book and animals i mentioned a book and animals in it and a farm. But i would say that this is this is a small victory for the say that this is this is a small party and england because whilst lets not forget our waiting lists and our services arent much betterjust lists and our services arent much better just for a week or so, they are slightly better. Well, thats what i say. I was going to say this is kind of the worst bragg in history. Yeah, like were terrible, worst bragg in history. Yeah, like were terriibit worse than theyre a little bit worse than us , that is. Thats not us guys, that is. Thats not really what how youre going to be sort selling your be sort of selling your government. Remember, the government. Well remember, the nhs free nhs is like they have free cheese america where Cheese Program in america where they people free cheese they offer people free cheese and it was horrible cheese and had been stored for like years hacbutzn stored for like years had been stored for like years hacbutzn st0|were r like years had been stored for like years hacbutzn st0|were lines years had been stored for like years hacbutzn st0|were lines around but there were lines around the for free cheese and it the block for free cheese and it the blociunlimited heese and it the block for free cheese and it the blociunlimited demandid it the block for free cheese and it the blociunlimited demand for was like unlimited demand for free cheese. And thats what the nhs is just just like the nhs. Wonderful analogy. Wonderful analogy. Much. It is. Thank you so much. It is. Thank you so much. It is. Free cheese its like free cheese sticking with paul. Sticking with the nhs, paul. And hopefully cheese and hopefully no more cheese analogies. Telegraph analogies. Will this telegraph story have us reaching for the pots and pans again . Well, maybe. Maybe. No, not for me. Guys in. Maybe. No, not for me. Guys in Saint Thomas Hospital in london has performed three months worth of surgeries in of Breast Cancer surgeries in five in a potential five days in a potential blueprint for clearing the nhs backlog. So this involves its like a formula one pit stop type of surgery where theyve got two theatres running at once with a surgeon in each and one core team. That splits between the two. And what theyve been able to do is drastically reduce the waiting list, which is fantastic news. Now i think, and i genuinely believe this is fantastic news and i think you have to take politics out of this sometimes because have to take politics out of thyou sometimes because have to take politics out of thyou are sometimes because have to take politics out of thyou are the sometimes because have to take politics out of thyou are the sortztimes because have to take politics out of thyou are the sort ofnes because this situation sometimes because if you are the sort of person this situation sometimes because who doesnt want that partisan that you think that waiting and waiting lists going down and Breast Cancer surgery going down is bad because its happened under a tory government, then youve got bigger problems than youre admitting to yourself. I think anybodys really saying that, no, there must be one person josh i think person out there. Josh i think i spoke europol oh yeah. No, will say it. I will say no, i will say it. I will say this is a complete non story. This involves 22 patients in one hospital and. And hospital and they didnt. And from i can read and dont from what i can read and dont get upset me because i, get upset about me because i, you i might have missed you know, i might have missed something but end, something here, but at the end, can im going to can you imagine . Im going to can you imagine . Im what| to can you imagine . Im going to can you imagine . Im what they cant imagine. Is that what they were were doing were doing . They were doing important but they important surgeries. But they werent changing. Ageing werent life changing. Ageing immediately needed surgeries. One was. One was they were reconstruction surgeries, which are needed to make people believe some of them were. And the other kind of surgery is were from were from women who want because they had the genes supposedly. Okay. And obviously its a very i think the point of its a very i think the point of it here is , paul that theyve it here is, paul that theyve set out a framework here of their sort of ramping up the kind of surgeries that can be applied to. And it sounds like you like sort like mash theres sort of like mash where theres just a lot of different things. Yeah, the that yeah, that was the analogy that immediately not immediately came to mind. Not mash sort of mash necessarily, but sort of triage military situation. Triage in a military situation. And spin it whichever and you can spin it whichever way you make it way you like. You can make it look can make it look look good, you can make it look bad. Say, are we bad. You can say, why are we running military operation in running a military operation in our why havent we our hospitals . Why havent we got enough people manage our hospitals . Why havent we this . Blueprint this . However it is a blueprint thats and framework thats different and a framework thats different to whats currently and its currently happening, and its solving whether solving a problem. Whether thats mean, im not sure for thats i mean, im not sure for the that these the people that have these operations, are just, you operations, they are just, you know, is. Know, what it is. And im going to im going to Say Something from i Say Something horrible from i follow guy. And i follow this guy. And i personally believe that personally do not believe that cancer is a genetic disease. And cancer is a genetic disease. And to have this kind of pre pre surgery, i think is really possibly wrong. Google may tweet possibly wrong. Google may tweet me and say you dont know what youre talking about. Louis schaffer im an Award Winning. Im Award Winning that its im an Award Winning that its like somebody broom im an Award Winning that its like somebody im an Award Winning that its whos going lose their job whos going to lose their job then stopping whos going to lose their job then me not for whos going to lose their job for you say you say for you know, you say you say its your job. Im the one. Oh, im the one. Okay. So say whatever you okay. So you say whatever you want. I okay. So you say whatever you want. And if okay. So you say whatever you want. An my thats how. Then its my fault. Thats how. Thats how. Thats thats it thats how. Thats how it works. Thats how censorship works in okay in this country. Okay got to be the you have got to be the censon you have got to be the censor. Yes you do. Way works. Thats the way it works. Youve got to be little me. Youve got to be little me. Youve got to be little me. Youve got to. Youve got to crush my anything say crush my anything that i say youve make fun of. Youve got to make fun of. But the out who know the people out there who know anything about thomas seyfried, okay, sundays expressed now, and it go woke, broke it seems that go woke, go broke now includes our tax money. Louis yeah, go. Louis yeah, go. Whoa , whoa. Government law is whoa, whoa. Government law is costing taxpayers billions every yean costing taxpayers billions every year, according to new research. And it says the Adam Smith Institute , which i didnt have institute, which i didnt have time to research what the Adam Smith Institute. Let me just say smith institute. Let me just say this. Too busy reading about cancer and because i had to do backup research on it was a major cancer story. That basically is that is that basically that they are not exactly an open minded thing. There are very right wing organisations, the adam smith are in favour of free freedom, everything and theyre basically they express doesnt mention that that they strangely how bizarre strangely right how bizarre exactly. Theyre like the exactly. Well theyre like the reverse of guardian. The reverse of the guardian. The guardian the express lies guardian lies the express lies and says that they would and it says that they would only gb news. Would you let me finish this . I have a hard enough time focusing as it is. Sure attention span. Okay i did read this thing. Can ask paul. I read the thing he did and it says it says that the government set out five principal themes that they must tackled which is covid must be tackled which is covid 19 recovery economic inequality, Climate Change, equal opportunity and well being. But these arent about money and what businesses should be about money. And at the end of the day, sorry, this is about just one more esg bull. Its blackrock telling people what it is. Is. Paul, i think, is that were not necessarily getting the best value for money. It should be an economic decision. And these are by bringing in these values , by bringing in these values, were not actually getting value. Is the argument . No, value. Is that the argument . No, exactly. And believe it or not, in distant past, i had in a long distant past, i had a real job. I was an operations in a long distant past, i had a manager for a business and we learned things like and six learned things like lean and six sigma, was how you run learned things like lean and six sigmbusinessesas how you run learned things like lean and six sigm businesses mostv you run learned things like lean and six sigm businesses most efficiently learned things like lean and six sign underesses most efficiently learned things like lean and six sign under the s most efficiently learned things like lean and six sign under the guiset efficiently learned things like lean and six sign under the guise of fficiently learned things like lean and six signunder the guise of ideology and under the guise of ideology and under the guise of ideology and i hate to say this, you know, ideology, business that sounds im going to go on a rant, but under the guise of ideology, we have forgotten hundreds years industry, ideology, we have forgotten hurtechniquesears industry, ideology, we have forgotten hurtechniques that industry, ideology, we have forgotten hurtechniques that weve stry, all techniques that weve learned on to things learned on how to make things more efficient and were trying to intimidate workers. Were trying. Yeah, well, perhaps. But trying. Yeah, well, perhaps. But how to exploit systems so we can get the most efficient and economical outcomes. And we seem economical outcomes. And we seem to have lost that by trying to crowbar ideology into the process as it goes. And at some point, im not suggesting that you should throw babies out with bath waters. Im not suggesting that, like that, you know, things like a quality and opportunity and well being are bad. I am suggesting, however, that perhaps climb might change and crowbarring that into every other process isnt great and, you know, were in danger here. You have an opinion, would you say . Whats the truth . Hes made a point. But i think no, he said, i dont know. Hes not. Hes being mealy. Hes not. Hes being mealy. Hes not. Were going to move but look, were going to move on. I will just say its very hard this and hard to prove this stuff. And that part of the problem as that is part of the problem as well. Right. Give this well. Right. Better give this next the to paul next story in the mail to paul as get arrested if as id probably get arrested if lewis involved. Well, im lewis was involved. Well, im not going to sit on a fence with this tell you, this one. I can tell you, calling someone old land scots could land scots with a criminal record new woke laws being record under new woke laws being introduced by the snp to tackle ageism. Now, can we all agree at this point it feels like the patients have overtaken the asylum . Im being rude. Is not asylum . Im being rude. Is not being scotland. Well, it is in this case. And this is all part of a hate crime, right . Yeah. Well, exactly. And im luckily im in scotland because im not in scotland because youre right. I would youre absolutely right. I would be youre absolutely right. I would youre absolutely right. I would youre absolutely right. And be in danger of saying that. And committing a crime committing a hate crime in scotland. Look like being rude is crime. Saying is not a hate crime. Saying someone is old or a is not someone is old or a karen is not a crime. It rude, its a hate crime. It is rude, its unpleasant and we should probably do better. However its the last thing weve got. I mean, this is scotland, for goodness scotland, they goodness sake. In scotland, they are being rude. Why are brilliant at being rude. Why would you take it away from them . Why would you take rudeness any of us . Rudeness away from any of us . Because last thing because its the last thing weve got now. Cant weve got now. We cant do anything else. Is funny anything else. Ageism is funny as dont know. I mean, as well. I dont know. I mean, half are now. Half my routines are gone now. I mean. Partly , you know, mean. Lewis partly, you know, this whole thing is that adding ageism to previous ageism to their previous characteristics of hate crime, hate are sexuality hate crime, which are sexuality , isnt it that , but isnt part of it that theres just it doesnt really matter. That many matter. Theres not that many old people in scotland. Yeah, they all died. Yes. Heroin i think i think its i think its i think its kind of so funny, the idea you can be arrested and put in jail because of this kind of thing. Its imagine match. The guys its imagine the match. The guys in are you for . In jail. What are you in for . What are you for . In i call lewis a grumpy old man, Lewis Schaffer a grumpy old man, you god, you cant you know. Oh, my god, you cant do cant do that. Do that. You cant do that. I think its similar to can i can i put a little Historical Perspective this . Like perspective on this . Its like this. Of days. This. Were in the end of days. This. Were in the endgotdays. This. Were in the end of days. This. Were in the endgot rids. This. Were in the end of days. Its like its like they gotprevent of cromwell because he prevent people and singing people from dancing and singing and having parties. Right. You learned that in fancy learned that in your fancy school went to. And school that you went to. And someday theyre going to theyre to were rid to going say, were getting rid of government here because of the government here because they people from kind of the government here because th he referred to isler, you know, been done using this because he the bryce as a as a man. And that actually breaks the legislation that he himself has put into place. Its ridiculous. You could never put into place. Its ridiculous. You could never have enough Police Officers to police this because literally need because you literally need a Police Officer per conversation section. Yeah. Okay. Right one more before the break. And its mondays mail. And lewis, do you think any of these diseases actually exist . Actually exist . Well, yes. How covid luck of a gb news in headliners in joker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we wont make it an in joke. How . This is according to the mail. How covid lockdowns opened a pandoras of opened a pandoras box of diseases foes like diseases from old foes like polio to new enemies like monkeypox , which is you laugh monkeypox, which is you laugh when you hear this. You know, when you hear this. You know, its bs and you had its complete bs and you had polio in your childhood. Mean, personally. I mean, not you personally. I mean, not you personally. You want to know something . Grew up with it. Grew up with it. This is basically this is this is basically a press release written by the who w. H. O. Not that bad to promote vaccines. And as anybody knows vaccines. And as anybody knows about me and im speaking directly to the people out there, i completely support vaccines. Vaccines. You put that on your dating profile. Hes reading that off the wall on your dating profile. You say that youre 48 years old and you vaccines, but you support vaccines, but i mean, this is quite serious , mean, this is quite serious, though, paul. I mean, it just shows this is another sign of unintended consequences. People said it at the time, but you have things like the super cold that came out in australia. You have more people dying, you have children dying of these preventable hadnt children dying of these preveuplble hadnt children dying of these preve up their hadnt children dying of these preve up their their hadnt children dying of these preve up their their immune adnt built up their their immune systems because of lockdown. I systems because of lockdown. I mean, this is this is warring. Right . Ill read a sentence from this they discovered this that they have discovered that got you banned that would have got you banned from twitter in 2020, not mixing socially meant no exposure to common germs , which train the common germs, which train the immune system to fight common germs, which train the future infections. If you had said we shouldnt do this, if you had said that except that exact sentence and put it onto twitter in 2020, it probably wouldnt have made it any further than about minutes. Further than about two minutes. We got the trouble is they used fear and i was scared. So we got the trouble is they used wasnt. Lewis and i have had this discussion before. I went along willingly, along with everything willingly, but used fear tool and but they used fear as a tool and maybe some would argue that they should that. Should never have done that. Some argue that was the some would argue that it was the only do it. At the only way to do it. 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Youre listening to gb news radio. Welcome back to headliners. Welcome back to headliners. And lets get straight into mondays express where paul, i guess this means theres no more lesbian dating for you. Yeah, well im about to read. Is an actual line in the newspaper trans rail over female only lesbian speed dating after male with erect penis attended. Now with erect penis attended. Now where were you last monday, louis exactly. Well, look, isnt louis exactly. Well, look, isnt it time now that we just switch the lights off civilisation is oven the lights off civilisation is over. Lesbian with erect penis. It sounds like the sort of video that louis and i would enjoy watching together. Well i mean, yes, i mean, its a ridiculous thing , the idea that thats thing, the idea that thats a transphobic statement. Its a rhetorical question, but the thing is, i got partly involved through in this this argument genden through in this this argument gender, ideology and whatnot, is because there are also things like something called because there are also things likecotton something called because there are also things like cotton ceiling, which lled the cotton ceiling, which were classes for trans women to persuade biological women lesbians to have sex with them. And it was like basically gaslighting. Like, no, im a real woman whatever, and real woman and whatever, and its and also its its just you. And also its arguably homophobic stonewall now changed the definition of lesbian and gay to same gender, attracted not same sex, attracted not same sex, attracted same gender. So this is the end result of that where you have male body people turning lesbian events and turning up to lesbian events and theyre the bigots because theyre the bigots because theyre trying to protect those spaces. It wasnt rhetorical. I spaces. It wasnt rhetorical. I dont know. No, no , no, no, no. Im at lewis. Its fine. No, im just actually thinking about its fine. No, im just actually its fine. No, im just so. And actually makes so. And actually almost makes sense because if you. Sense because. Because if you. Because youre attracted to the image of what a woman is , even image of what a woman is, even if that. I know thats not you. I know thats not you. Youre not attracted to the actual are you . Actual person inside, are you . Yeah. Actual person inside, are you . Ieah. Actual person inside, are you . I mean, this, story is i mean, this, this story is very interesting because basically whats very interesting because going right now is men very interesting because entering. If you call trans women men, which im not saying that i do, which i do, but its saying that this is women men spent decades invading mens spaces and locker rooms. All right. Thats not this is payback. Now this is. What do you think about this story, lewis, in the mail, should men be allowed to chase women as they mail, should men be allowed to dont tackle them . Tag rugby group at centre of trans row row. Trans row row. After wholeheartedly encouraging male born players to join female only sessions so the boss of this company, which is called tag rugby , where they play tag rugby, where they play tag rugby, its not even like real rugby. So you know, you could play rugby. So you know, you could play it tall or short or fat or you know what mean . One, you know what i mean . No one, i dont think anybody gets hurt at. And its so there theres dont think anybody gets hurt at. Ara its so there theres dont think anybody gets hurt at. Ara complaint made es dont think anybody gets hurt at. Ara complaint made that this been a complaint made that this hasnt even happened yet. And this woman whos a lawyer, this lucy mercer , sued masood, which lucy mercer, sued masood, which is a great name for a lawyer. Shes missing. She they love to shes missing. She they love to sue these lawyers is complaining that there might be a woman entering this trans rugby be. That there might be a woman but is she not it . Shes shes a muslim. And shes saying shes a muslim. And shes saying she doesnt want to participate in male events where she might. In male events where she might. She might, but it hasnt even happened yet. Oh, okay. Happened yet. Oh, okay. Do you think this, paul . So its really interesting. This is you know, youve got to youve this stuff youve got to make this stuff binary for it to work. Binary in order for it to work. Really. However, she has this is okay, lets just say from the start , is of the few start, this is one of the few sports that men and women can play sports that men and women can play because you youre play equally because you youre just running around and youre not touching just running around and youre not really although is snooker darts. Although there is an about an argument here about collisions happen by collisions like they happen by accident. But, you know, bumping in a male bumping into you is going to be different from just for the point of going to be different from just for the lets for the point of argument. Lets just that happen. Just say that that could happen. However, is, however, the womens space is, you them. There you know, just let them. There are are women only are there are women only swimming sessions in my local swimming sessions in my local swimming women swimming baths because women feel men. Feel uncomfortable around men. There there are there are there are there are there are muslim only women, women there are there are there are swimming sessions as well on the bafis swimming sessions as well on the basis that their religion forbids them to do certain things. And thats just an hour put aside. Right. So at the end of the day , can we not just of the day, can we not just allow them to have this if they want to play just with women, lets allow them to. And if want to play just with women, youve got a penis, maybe you shouldnt on this occasion . Well, mean, the interesting well, i mean, the interesting thing also about this well, i mean, the interesting thing also about well, i mean, the interesting that this ones. So they got male has mixed ones. So they got male and they already have mixed. So there are options for its not like trans women banned like trans women would be banned and they could just be in a mixed session they mixed session anyway. Just they couldnt. And the other couldnt cheat. And the other one another dream dies a one right, another dream dies a death next pool the death next pool in the independent where it now seems its theyll ever be its unlikely theyll ever be able take my dream job as able to take up my dream job as the lavatories. Theres the lavatories. Sa yeah, theres kind of two stories going on here independent. The here in the independent. The first the first one is about the equalities kemi, equalities minister, kemi, backing weighing backing off. Shes weighing into backing off. Shes weighing into bac culture. Shes weighing backing off. Shes weighing into bac culture. Shes wyaghing backing off. Shes weighing into bac culture. Shes wya crackdown the culture war with a crackdown on neutral loos. Ill on gender neutral loos. And ill come to that in a second. And the other one is much what youre there youre talking about is there was that and rishi was a rumour that her and rishi would a create a position would have a create a position for minister or lavatory for toilet minister or lavatory tsar or whatever. But interestingly, a lot of our viewers may not know this, but gb news has gender neutral toilets, its not really an toilets, but its not really an issue here because we have a strict straight strict sort of white, straight male so its only those male policy. So its only those sort of people in title i was actually i uncomfortable sort of people in title i was all toiletry experience the all toiletry experience and the toilet before where because youre not a white male, thats why you. Oh , yes, here we go. That oh, yes, here we go. That means i dont know what that means. I feel so seen by you, but youre right. There are two stories going on. Of course, its the indian stories going on. Of course, its the indian pendant, which stories going on. Of course, is, again, pushing for their narrative, they sell it like narrative, but they sell it like this is a victory somehow. Like people are ridiculing this , but people are ridiculing this, but actually mixing up two actually theyre mixing up two different stories here, which is its not going to change the fact Kemi Badenoch has is fact that Kemi Badenoch has is the government is going to introduce legislation that new bills will have, public spaces, will have to have female , all will have to have female, all biological, female toilets biological, female only toilets , which is a victory for the biological, female only toilets people who have been fighting this. Louis right. Louis right. Its a victory for the developers. Theyre to developers. Theyre going to have more toilets in or have to put more toilets in or theyre going to think, wow, this is great. Were more theyre going to think, wow, this is gr louis, seems the and louis, it seems like the government with government has come up with a clever workaround order to racist. Yeah, well, this is an interesting is that the interesting story. Is that the government is targeting uk minorities government is targeting uk ads. Despite a facebook ads at campaigns aimed at certain types of groups. You cant just pick black people out or women out. You just have to you have to take what you get. Its almost like youre holding yourself back there. Ive never seen that before. Ive never seen that before. You got to be careful with this whole thing and the end this whole thing and at the end of at the end of day, we of the at the end of the day, we have to be careful. Have i have you dont have i dont have to it. To because youve got it. Come in and say, you can just come in and say, thats i thats ridiculous, louis. And i accept is this is accept it. Its this is this is accept it. Its this is twouldnt accept it. Its this is this is accept it. Itmuchis twouldnt accept it. Its this is this is accept it. Itmuch money. Dnt accept it. Its this is this is accept it. Itmuch money the believe how much money the Government Spending government is spending advertising to people interested in hinduism or afro in his jobs or hinduism or afro textured hair. And because they dont want to come out and say were looking for people who look like this. Its look like this. Well, its fascinating its illegal look like this. Well, its fascinating because its look like this. Well, its fascinating becausbanned it, paul but this is called micro targeting, where theyre getting by by like, getting around it by by like, for example, theyre talking about like a crime, a murder in the Somali Community. And so theyre targeting like local the football teams or but they can say you are you in the Somali Community so theyre doing it but they also are doing things like Domestic Violence. Theyre trying to do these campaigns to cut Domestic Violence cut down on Domestic Violence and people like and targeting people who, like marvel movies. Which like its like, yeah. Which like its like, again , rikki neave seen about again, rikki neave seen about the marvel movie we very much live in the age of identity politics. So its this is a lovely juxtaposition right in the middle of this age big word. Please let me know if you know what that means. However our our standby were in a lovely position here where weve got standby were in a lovely weve got the same problem causing two different issues. We care only about identity. Care only about identity. However, if we say we only care about identity, thats wrong. So thats the juxtaposition and thats the juxtaposition and thats the juxtaposition and thats the conflict. And in a lot, you know, because this is in the guardian, a lot of this is what louis said. Its just, you know, do you like if you like marvel movies is for people who live at home with their mum or they identify who live at home with their mum or people they identify who live at home with their mum or people andthey identify who live at home with their mum or people and the identify who live at home with their mum or people and the identity those people and the identity politics works that its politics works that way. Its when into when it starts to get into criminal activities and theyve got whatever, whatever got hashtag, whatever, whatever , whatever, and associated , whatever, and its associated that way because theyve looked at demographic in some way. At the demographic in some way. Do you it is . Can do you know what it is . Can i just i just make point just can i just make one point final up before final section coming up before betty theres some corkers. Weve got gay netflix, bald weve got gay netflix, statistics and death medication. What a time to be alive. See statistics and death medication you in a sick. tannoy this is the final call for all Long Distance lovers. Im flying round the world to marry a man that ive never met. How do i know that youre even the person you say you are . Please fasten your seatbelts. Maybe were not actually supposed to be in this relationship. As we expect turbulence ahead. Can you not see my insides breaking . How far would you go for love . Brand new 90 day fiance uk, available to stream only on discovery . Watch at no extra cost. Say, get discovery into your voice remote to activate. Welcome back to headliners, where ive just had a wonderful interval of Louis Schaefer reading out all the abuse that people have been giving me on twitter. E much, louis. Thank you so much, louis. Thank you so much, louis. Theyve been reading my no, theyve been reading my twitter thing. No, i appreciate it. No, i appreciate it. Really, not. No, i appreciate it. No, really, not. No, i appreciate it. No, theyreally, not. No, i appreciate it. No, theyre loving not. No, i appreciate it. No, theyre loving iat. No, theyre loving you at all. People me. These people love me. These people love me. Do. Yes, they do. Yes, they do. Thats the problem. Kicking off cautionary tale in off with a cautionary tale in mondays about the dangers off with a cautionary tale in m watching about the dangers off with a cautionary tale in m watching netflix. Yut the dangers of watching netflix. Well, its interesting. Louis well, its interesting. We netflix because we mentioned netflix because im actually heart stone movie. Yeah, and im in series yeah, and im in my series hapless, hapless as well. Mines are oh, were both on netflix. Okay well. Oh , i play lover. Oh, i play a lover. I play a us senator whos like, involved. I play a us senator whos like, invola d. I play a us senator whos like, invola bored loser. Oh, i play a bored loser. Oh, whatever. Lets talk about whatever. Lets talk about typecasting. Closer the truth, then. Closer to the truth, then. Okay. I didnt know i was bisexual. Did netflix find out before me . Some women are watching Louis Schaefer. Woman. Straight e straight. She was straight. She was straight. She was straight. She watched Louis Schaefer and of whatever. And that and hart of whatever. And that was bisexual three this was it. Bisexual three so this woman, lovely woman, ellie woman, this lovely woman, ellie house, she she basically this is a promotion for a radio four show that she did did big tech know i was gay before i did . Because she started because she became gay. But for six months before she was decided she was gay, she was bombarded by tv suggestions about. Yeah about like programs about lesbians , um, and, and stuff lesbians, um, and, and stuff like that. Like that. Paul isnt the issue here. Paul isnt the issue here. Can i get netflix . I was getting to a point. Getting to a point. I was just going to say, all right, well, louis, let him go. No, no, no, no. Let him go. I want to be fired. I want to deal with the abuse from you didnt i want to deal with the abuse frorlouis you didnt i want to deal with the abuse frorlouis with you didnt i want to deal with the abuse frorlouis with his didnt i want to deal with the abuse frorlouis with his stupid mug. Thats why im an Award Winning. Im an Award Winning comedian. Whatever it is, cover your face. The point. The point. The the point. The point. The point. The point. Want but, louis, the point. I want to does netflix to make is, does netflix actually non lgbt actually make any non lgbt tv shows . Well, yes, exactly. Well, that point that i was that was the point that i was getting point getting at. I was the point i got there. I was point got in there. I was the point because i to see i went to because i went to see i went to see that great that great movie. Oppenheimer which had a fantastic, happy ending. Thats the joke. Wait, and thats the joke. Wait, wait, wait. Okay just say your point. And before there were 30 minutes of ads and every single one of those ads showed a lesbian couple, and i felt that they were talking to me. And by the time that i left, i was a lesbian. Well, lets pull this also , well, lets pull this also, she says it also goes its all about algorithms, isnt it, louis . And its she talks about and its also she talks about tick says she on tick tock. She says she went on tick tock and she got videos for hot girls, which tick tock and she got videos for coincidentally also happened tick tock and she got videos for coinyimntally also happened tick tock and she got videos for coinyim justy also happened tick tock and she got videos for coinyim just making appened tick tock and she got videos for coinyim just making thezned tick tock and she got videos for coinyim just making the same joke. yeab yeah, yeah. Joke. Yeah, yeah. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. Because but because let me at least. But but this is what seen and this is what weve seen and everybody gets this. Now, sort of mention a now, you sort of mention a word some speaker word and youre some speaker picks getting picks it up and suddenly getting adverts or that. But adverts for this or that. But the idea that its predictive is quite interesting. Its quite interesting. Yeah, its all internet, all connected to the internet, isnt its isnt it . Theyre not. Its probably tech or netflix probably not big tech or netflix thats what thats predicting what shes bisexual our bisexual is probably our internet. Internet history. No, no, its not that. William tell him exactly what the is. Is that is william tell him exactly what the is. Is that is that the story is. Is that is that the story is. Is that is that the tv is all lesbian couples , the tv is all lesbian couples, lesbianism, homosexual. Lesbianism, homosexual. We dont want people turning over all the time. All right, paul, the male now has some hate speech predictive. Im triggered about im feeling very triggered about this the countries this story. Yeah the countries with the highest numbers of bald men have been revealed. Both the men have been revealed. Both the us and uk are cracking the top ten. The uk is fifth with 39. 2 of men. Welcome uk experiencing a degree of hair loss and the us is eighth with 38. Interesting a degree of hair loss and the us know. And i was trying to find an interesting point in here. Some Research Suggests that caucasian men are more likely to some Research Suggests that go bald than other racists. So even racism is bold now. And this is for this is basically for leo tomorrow, isnt it . Whats racist now . Whats racist now . Yes, but you. Yes, but you. But you want to something this story has. I have no respect for the story. Oh, really . No respect . Oh, no. Because first of all, the poor old daily mail. Im to going pour the daily mail. I like reading it. Theres lots of theres stuff lots of theres lots of stuff in it. But article it says it. But in the article it says that it could be caused by diet and does. Theres a very high and it does. Theres a very high correlation a high correlation between a high carbohydrate pattern carbohydrate diet and pattern baldness wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, louis the times no, no, no. Louis the times seems think that need to seems to think that we need to whisper story. Whisper this story. And. It says and it says. And. And it says and it says. It that. It says that. That times seems to think that the times seems to think we whisper this story. We need to whisper this story. Got two we need to whisper this story. Weve got two minutes. Come on, mate. Story. Tell us the story. Tell us the story. Do your job. Oh, the time. Do your job. Oh, the time. Yeah, the times. Yeah, the times. On next. I just move on to the next. I just want to say this said, i dont want to say this said, i dont want you. I dont want to hear it. B12. It. Vitamin b12. Vitamin b12. Wonderful. It. Vitamin b12. Now, vitamin b12. Wonderful. It. Vitamin b12. Now, blah,nin b12. Wonderful. It. Vitamin b12. Now, blah, blah, 2. Wonderful. It. Vitamin b12. Now, blah, blah, blah. 1derful. It. Vitamin b12. Now, blah, blah, blah. 1de|the now, blah, blah, blah. Do the times story times before times story in the times before we out of time. Cares. We run out of time. Okay cares. Let the times tomorrow. Let them buy the times tomorrow. They them they dont. You buy them the know said oh my know what they said was, on my god, dude. Paul know what they said was, on my god, dude. Okay, paul, do the problem. Do it. The problem with too shy to talk about enough talk about building enough clues, times clues, this is a perfect times article. Theyre saying theres not public the not enough public loos. The times building all the times are all building all the time. Times of london, the time. The times of london, the british times, they just they time. The times of london, the just promote building every single every single time we do these shows. These shows. I never use public toilets other than dating. Other than for dating. Oh, really . But this is an really . Okay. But this is an issue and its interesting to read how essentially toilets read how how essentially toilets , which was through selfridges, i believe created the first one. No, go the thats what no, well go the thats what they created female toilets. It was right . Was an economic thing. Right . Were do one more were going to do one more thing, i think. Where should we go . Which is were going to do quickly. Be alive, quickly. Thrilled to be alive, the mail death meditation the daily mail death meditation. Oh, well, yeah, very, very the daily mail death meditation quickly. Ill just read it. And the daily mail death meditation thats the story. Its harrowing, really. One of the latest wellness trends has people themselves up as people wrapping themselves up as mummies and picturing their dead bodies to imagine and come to terms with their eventual death. Doesit terms with their eventual death. Does it work . If i imagine , does it work . If i imagine, louis as a dead body, thats not the same. Feel better to imagine your own death. I imagine myself as my dead mummy and the dead mummy. She is. She is. She is really dead, i just imagined. All right, ill ask. Imagined. Theright, ill ask. Imagined. The show ill ask. Imagined. The show isl ask. Imagined. The show is nearly over. Lets take another 12. Mondays front pages. Were going to do lets take another 12. Mondays frondailyes. Were going to do lets take another 12. Mondays frondaily mailere going to do lets take another 12. Mondays frondaily mail patientsg to do the daily mail patients trying to labours nhs. To escape labours welsh nhs. The times shots in migrant the times shots fired in migrant clash vessel clash before vessel sank. Guardian income pupils guardian lower income pupils expected to be hit hardest by grade inflation express brexit boost, back business to boost, bringing back business to britain. Kane can play britain. The sun kane can play for germany. And finally, daily star. And star. Were made for it. And those your pages. Those are your front pages. Thats all we have time for. Thank you to my guest, Lewis Schaefer paul were schaefer and paul cox. Were back p. M. Schaefer and paul cox. Were back pm. With back tomorrow, 11 pm. With andrew the adults. Andrew doyle and the adults. Yeah, have a good night. If youre watching 5 pm, stay tuned youre watching 5 pm, stay great monday. Btec. Great monday. Looks btec. Great monday. Looks like btec. Great monday. Looks like things are heating up. Boilers sponsors up. Boxed boilers proud sponsors of on gb news as. Of weather on gb news as. Hello there. Im Greg Dewhurst and welcome to your latest news weather forecast. Weve got rain coming up through the next 24 hours. Could be heavy at times, but the good news is that it does start to turn drier by the middle of the week. Low pressure in charge at turn drier by the middle of the weemoment,essure in charge at turn drier by the middle of the wee moment,essu that charge at turn drier by the middle of the weemoment,essu that moves at turn drier by the middle of the wee moment,essu that moves out the moment, but that moves out the moment, but that moves out the way as we head towards wednesday and High Pressure replaces settling our replaces it, settling our weather down this evening. We weather down this evening. We have outbreaks of heavy rain pushing across west pushing in across the west country, wales spreading north and as we move through and eastwards as we move through into the early hours. This turning over turning heavy at times over parts of northern wales, Northern England and metoffice warning force clear Northern England and metoffice skies Northern Ireland, skies for Northern Ireland, scotland, showery skies for Northern Ireland, scotland, some showery in scotland, some showery rain in places temperatures places and temperatures generally remaining double generally remaining in double figures. A wet start across figures. So a wet start across england and wales monday morning. Heavy rain across transpennine routes in particular if youre travelling here, rain, heavy as well across parts of wales, here, rain, heavy as well across parts of eastwards through pushing eastwards through the day. Pushing eastwards through the day. Sunshine and pushing eastwards through the day. Sunshine and showers for day. Sunshine and showers for Northern Ireland and scotland. Again, some these heavy at again, some of these heavy at times temperatures times too, and temperatures generally the high teens to low 20s quite muggy feel where we 20s quite a muggy feel where we do see any sunshine across central western of central and western parts of england and wales later on tuesday, a much calmer picture, High Pressure starting to build in as that low pressure moves out of the way. Still fairly unsettled. So a day of sunny spells and scattered showers. Some of the showers on the heavy side and then it settles down wednesday into thursday. Plenty of sunny spells and temperatures starting to rise. Starting to rise. Looks like things are heating up. Boxed boilers are proud sponsors of weather on gb channel hi there. Its 7 00. Im Aaron Armstrong in the gb newsroom. The government is newsroom. The government is facing renewed criticism of its immigration strategy after six migrants died when their vessel sank off the french coast yesterday. A total of 509 people yesterday. A total of 509 people crossed the English Channel in ten small boats on saturday, bringing the total for the year to more than 16,500. Campaign groups have described it as an appalling and preventable tragedy. It is also a further setback for the governments stop the boats pledge, which is one of Prime Minister rishi sunaks five key policies as people in scotland and wales could soon be able to access nhs treatment in england. Health treatment in england. Health secretary Steve Barclay has ianed secretary Steve Barclay has invited his welsh and scottish counterparts to discuss different approaches that could be taken to tackle the backlog. Be taken to tackle the backlog. More than 73,000 people in wales and more than 21,000 people in scotland have been waiting for more than a year for treatment. More than a year for treatment. Pubsin more than a year for treatment. Pubs in england and wales will more than a year for treatment. Be allowed to continue selling takeaway pints after the government decided to keep covid licencing rules they were due to expire in september. But its understood the Prime Minister expire in september. But its has listened to the industry loud and clear. As first reported in the sun , pubs were reported in the sun, pubs were allowed to sell alcohol through allowed to sell alcohol through a hatch during the pandemic and the move is set to help the a hatch during the pandemic and hospitality sector boost its sales to recover from the pandemic relative lives of those who died in the omagh bombing. 25 years ago have held who died in the omagh bombing. 25 years ago have held a special Service Anniversary service to mark the anniversary. 29 people, including a pregnant woman with twins, died in the car bomb attack by the real ira. It was the greatest single loss of life in the history of the troubles. No ones been criminally convicted of carrying out the attack. 93 of carrying out the attack. 93 people have now been confirmed dead from the wildfires on the Hawaiian Island of maui. It is the deadliest us fire in more than a century. That number, though, is expected to rise significantly in the coming days as authorities continue the painstaking task of identifying the bodies search teams with sniffer dogs have been sifting through the remains of the Historic Town of lahaina. But as of last night, just 3 of the affected area had been covered. Support centres have been set up across the island, providing respite at and families across the island, providing reunite with a lot of families that were stuck and had to swim like i couldnt imagine my son swimming and my grandma