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The deadlock amid the latest strikes. West Yorkshire Police strikes. West Yorkshire Police says the autistic girl arrested by police for making an alleged homophobic remark will face no further action. A warning some viewers may find the following footage distressing. Shes now footage distressing. Shes now been released, but this video circulated on tiktok shows a 16 year old autistic girl being detained by seven officers outside her home in leeds. That prompted a complaint. Its understood she told her mother that one of the Police Officers looked like her grandmother, whos a lesbian. The teenager had been arrested on suspicion of a homophobic public order offence. The force now says it offence. The force now says it will take on board any lessons to be learned footage to be learned after the footage of sparked critical of the arrest sparked critical schism on social media. And finally , a us judge has warned finally, a us judge has warned donald trump not to make inflammatory statements about the 2020 election case. The federal judge gave the former us president leeway to publicly share some non sensitive evidence that would be used in his trial on charges of plotting to overturn the 2020 president ial election. But the president ial election. But the judge also since made the protective order warning and trumps attorneys argue the scope of the order is too broad and affects his free speech rights. This is gb news and affects his free speech rights. This is gb news across the uk on tv , in your car, on the uk on tv, in your car, on Digital Radio and on your Smart Speaker by simply saying play gb news. Now its over to headliners. Headliners. Hello among the headliners, the show where comedians tackle serious news stories. What could possibly go wrong . Im nick dixon. Of course , and im joined dixon. Of course, and im joined by louis shaffer. There he is. By louis shaffer. There he is. And the only one of his children. Hes still in contact with. Jonathan kogan , real with. Its jonathan kogan, real name. Shaffer, of course. How are you both doing . Yeah, pretty good. Im doing well, thank you. Reunited a lengthy reunited after a Lengthy Court battle. We had a little problem well, we had a little problem the last time we were together, but spoken him but ive spoken to him about being mature. My being more mature. That its my job show to be the job on this show to be the immature and his. Immature one. And his. Ive got be the adult. So ive got to be the adult. So the sun has to be the adult. That seems wrong to me. Yeah that seems wrong to me. Yeah thats a lot of yeah. Thats a lot of my neuroses at i, the weird uncle . Youre the weird uncle . Yeah. Were not allowed to be left alone that. Alone with that. Right, on that alone with that. |note, on that alone with that. |note, lets on that alone with that. |note, lets have1at alone with that. |note, lets have at alone with that. |note, lets have a look strange note, lets have a look at saturdays pages. So at saturdays front pages. So the telegraph is going with migrants taken off barge in legionella times legionella scare the times has students start turning hotels students to start turning hotels or beds broken britain or bunk beds broken britain there the express doctors are striking to bring down tories. Striking to bring down tories. The daily mail trans row over womens wards. The guardian has. Asylum barge evacuated as deadly bacteria found. And finally , the daily star rise of finally, the daily star rise of the sunny psychos, which i believe is a story about sandwiches. And those are your front pages. So lets look at front pages. So lets look at the telegraph , lewis and that the telegraph, lewis and that story about the barge as well. Migrants taken off barge in legionella scare home vessel branded. Branded. Home office branded. Incompetent vessel may be uninhabitable for weeks because probably the internal water system is broken. Legionella i remember legionnaires disease. Im old enough to remember legionella. Its called legionella. Its called legionella now. Suella. Suella. It was called. You were a legionella. They actually changed the name. They came up with name called with this name called legionnaires disease because there in there was a hotel in philadelphia. They were having some this is when some trade thing. This is when i was your age. 19. Yeah, i was your age. And in 1977 and the air ducts got polluted and the air ducts got polluted and the air was really bad. And so thats what this is, is like, is like. And then they changed the like. And then they changed the name legionella to make it sound like salmonella. It does kill people, but probably just in huge doses. Okay. Well, its huge doses. Okay. Well, its obviously a bit of a pretty serious mistake , jonathan, serious mistake, jonathan, although i always wonder, like the glee of some of the sort of left wing newspapers about this kind of thing. I mean, as if they just going to live on they are just going to live on some all some separate island. We all need tackle for sure. Need to tackle this for sure. Migrant issue. Obviously, this is to do it. No, absolutely. Your politics aside, and like your politics aside, whatever is whatever your view is on immigration all the things immigration and all the things that come along with it, its just terribly dealt just the most terribly dealt with thing the government does. Its the its so poorly managed. The migrant crisis, its a catastrophe. Its like it doesnt be a theres doesnt seem to be a theres certainly sort of easy certainly no sort of easy solution. And whenever every solution. And whenever every solution gets brought up, it just to another of just leads to another bunch of unpredicted unforeseen consequences like this. Its consequences like this. Its just not a simple thing. And its just not dealt with well, in humble opinion. In my humble opinion. Do we understand how this disease was missed, though, do we understand how this disearfrom s missed, though, do we understand how this disearfrom s explanationjgh, do we understand how this disearfrom s explanation of|, apart from louis explanation of the of the name, the etymology of the name, i didnt see how disease. And didnt see how the disease. And could i just Say Something . I think think, jonathan, so think i think, jonathan, im so proud mean, hes such proud of him. I mean, hes such a lovely a lovely boy, except when youre outside of your mothers influences. But shes mothers influences. But shes so dont dont leave her alone. Dont mention her. Dont try to say kick me out. Dont try. This is tend to the sitcom. Should we talk about this terrible story about bacteria . Were talking its bacteria. They its about bacteria. They probably clean the ship probably didnt clean the ship that would have that much. They would have probably checked that much. They would have prbecause checked that much. They would have prbecause theyre checked that much. They would have prbecause theyre lookingecked it because theyre looking for things about this. Things to find bad about this. As last night, nick, this as i said last night, nick, this is not even a non story. It is not a story. The fact is weve got an immigration problem with this country. The country is not deaung this country. The country is not dealing with it properly. They havent made a decision to deal with it properly. So as long as they dont make a decision to with it properly. So as long as they with make a decision to with it properly. So as long as they with mits a decision to with it properly. So as long as they with mits not ecision to with it properly. So as long as they with mits not aision to with it properly. So as long as they with mits not a storyto deal with it, its not a story anymore. Should be anymore. We should not be reporting with reporting anything to do with this. Okay. Well, no one was hurt. In that sense, its hurt. So in that sense, its sort a non story tragedy was sort of a non story tragedy was avoided. Do you want to look then this boiler then instead at this Oil Boiler Ban thats been thrown into doubt . So basically, as far as i can see, the tories are sort of theyre of saying, oh, we theyre sort of saying, oh, we dont do zero dont want to do net zero anymore. We dont to bring anymore. We dont want to bring in heat pumps anymore. What do you the thing you think . Yeah, well, the thing about is you about these heat pumps is you have to be on the National Grid to because theyre have to be on the National Grid to by because theyre have to be on the National Grid to by electricity ecause theyre have to be on the National Grid to by electricity and jse theyre have to be on the National Grid to by electricity and theyrerre run by electricity and theyre quite pumps quite i think heat pumps ive heard good certain heard are very good in certain variable climates variable type climates where they squeeze the they they actually squeeze the they squeeze by squeeze the air. And by squeezing the air, you create heat or and then when you release, its kind of like a its of like a reverse its kind of like a reverse refrigerator if youre familiar with that, know, anything. Refrigerator if youre familiar withimit, know, anything. Refrigerator if youre familiar withimit, confused. Ything. Refrigerator if youre familiar withimit, confused. Never. But im more confused. Never. I mean, theyre because mean, you think theyre because i read an article bbc i read an article on the bbc know of all places and even they were against heat pumps were totally against heat pumps were totally against heat pumps were to were against it. But they had to admit article dont admit in the article they dont really theyre really work. Theyre cold, theyre just theyre expensive. Theyre just impractical like impractical in all ways. Like youre saying, in certain climates work, climates they could work, but not not ours, not in our. Not in not in ours, not in our. Its to i think. I think its similar to i think. I think so to they have in so its similar to they have in like dry climates. Like these really dry climates. Theyve evaporative theyve got these evaporative coolers they they coolers where they where they put a fan over water, air and it cools the air. I see. And that works. Well, just to bring it back to this of what it is, jonathan, its that there was going be a ban on installing going to be a ban on installing oil boilers from 2026 and now the just walking the tories are just walking it back theyve realised the tories are just walking it bac an theyve realised the tories are just walking it bac an election. Ieyve realised its an election. Well, theyre saying its its an election. Va ll, theyre saying its its an election. Va proposal, saying its its an election. Va proposal, which| its its an election. Va proposal, which is s only a proposal, which is basically political basically the political equivalent a equivalent of saying its just a prank, bro. Its just like its a real kind theyre not committing kind of theyre not committing to it. E e with a lot of these and like with a lot of these net zero policies, might net zero policies, they might have intentions, but have the best of intentions, but in pan out have the best of intentions, but in they pan out have the best of intentions, but in they expect. Pan out have the best of intentions, but in we ey expect. Pan out have the best of intentions, but in we were pect. Pan out have the best of intentions, but in we were just. Pan out have the best of intentions, but in we were just chatting. Ut have the best of intentions, but in we were just chatting. Things we were just chatting. Things change. Grow. Man. Change. People grow. Yeah, man. Yeah. Rolling back. But yeah. Theyre rolling back. But they term off the they do mention the term off the grid, which means Something Different than america than it does here. Often have does here. Here. Often have a lot food and weaponry. Lot of dry food and weaponry. Yeah could dangerous, but yeah it could be dangerous, but they said that in the. Especially tory especially in the tory constituencies, theyre constituencies, because theyre quite that quite leafy out there is that there these they there are lots of these they have homes people who have lots of homes of people who are the national are not attached to the National Grid, is the electrical grid, which is the electrical system. They cant in system. So they cant plug in these pumps, they have these heat pumps, so they have to on oil. Okay all right. To rely on oil. Okay all right. Well, lets have at the well, lets have a look at the times. Jonathan students to start term yeah, students to start term in bunk beds. So in hotels or bunk beds. So students face a battle for housing with universities refusing to guarantee accommodation to offering them rooms in different cities. Now what a lot of the universities are doing apparently is only guaranteeing accommodation for people went to that people who went to that university as their first choice. Thats really quite a funny thats a thats a move thats a commit to us now thats a real commit to us now or you might not have bed or you might not have a bed right to right you tried to go to cambridge, sleep on the street. Thats basically it is. Thats basically what it is. Dont yeah. Well i dont see i dont. Sorry, i dont see anything wrong with that because its kind of american, isnt it . Its yeah like its free market. Yeah its like saying to come saying you dont want to come here. Were not going find saying you dont want to come here. House. Not going find saying you dont want to come here. House. Not greally find saying you dont want to come here. House. Not greally fin yeah. Clearings in a tent. Yeah. Clearings in a tent. All lets have a look all right, lets have a look at lewis oh, this at the express. Lewis oh, this is are is another one. Doctors are striking down the striking to bring down the tories. And basically they were they doctors said were not they the doctors said were not going strike against going to go on strike against scotland scotland the scotland because scotland is the kind we can deal kind of people that we can deal with. Theyre with. Right. And theyre going to strike against the to go on strike against the engush to go on strike against the english system because english english system because they want 35 and they want and according to the tories, they want to bring down on the tories. The truth is and you know my feeling about this, ive said it so many millions of times, i shouldnt be that serious about it. But and as somebody who uses medical somebody who uses the medical system looks system tremendously, it looks like i look so like i dont because i look so amazing. So healthy. Amazing. I look so healthy. You it so thats because you use it so much. Youre there every day. When im i you know, when im there, i get lot work, get tested. A lot of work, botox. I tested every and botox. I got tested every and i got the latest got i just got the latest results in my 2022 my results in and my 2022 my c thank you son. My c reactive protein is one. Wow. I never thought id hear that on national tv. My c reactive protein and my ferritin levels not ferret. That clip will go viral , i feel. So what do you think . So what do you think . So what do you think . Jonathan stephen barclay, Health Secretary, said that the mask slipped theyve mask has slipped because theyve revealed that this just political. Work with scotland they can work with scotland but england. They can work with scotland but en going on . Well think whats going on . Well i think with strikes that done from with strikes that are done from a perspective, i think a political perspective, i think its different thing when its a very different thing when its a very different thing when its you know, its a its a health you know, its a its a health you know, its the Health Departments and the industry because the Health Industry because theres be a lot of theres going to be a lot of people who are going to be suffering because of this and missed things missed appointments and things that are, you know, especially over years, over the last few years, weve had a to so many had such a delay to so many people their care. People getting their care. This seems they need. This kind of seems a cynical it from a a bit cynical to do it from a political perspective. But then political perspective. But then again, be again, people should be paid good i dont know. Its complex. Isnt that complex. No, it isnt that complex. And think the end of the and i think at the end of the day, the end of the day, day, at the end of the day, really what the most important thing need to thing is we need and we need to take ourselves. Youre take care of ourselves. Youre young a gun started. Young and youre a gun started. Youve started to take of youve started to take care of yourself. And thats and yourself. Okay . And thats and it real. Ive lost weight. It is real. Ive lost weight. Exactly. Went on strike. Exactly. Doctors went on strike. Family conflict. But we have to have a quick look at the star. Jonathan, what do you think . Yeah, is a of very, yeah, so this is a sort of very, very heavy, serious story, right , psychos deviants. , of the sony psychos deviants. Libertines with take libertines with lunchtime fillings. So someone in office in a national in an office in a National Newspaper has decided that the front page should story front page should be a story about people putting baked beans front page should be a story abart people putting baked beans front page should be a story aba sandwich, utting baked beans front page should be a story aba sandwich, which baked beans front page should be a story aba sandwich, which is, ked beans in a sandwich, which is, you know, a sign of times. Know, its a sign of the times. Its end of days. But at the its the end of days. But at the same time, yeah, i was struggling with this because i sometimes go online when we dont full story yet. Dont have the full story yet. Online get the sort i go online to get the sort of richness of the daily star stories. This i wasnt stories. With this one, i wasnt able find it. What is it . Able to find it. What is it . Its filthy beasts filling sandwiches with beans. Baked isnt that normal . A baked beans kind of normal. Not in thats kind of normal. Not in the south, nick. Not in the south. What is. South. Thats what this is. A southern thing. This is a southern thing. Yeah. Louis . Yeah. Do you have that, louis . Catskills . In the 40s . In the catskills . In the 40s . No, dont have beans. America no, we dont have beans. America doesnt because were doesnt have beans because were a country. Or a prosperous, rich country. Or we to be. And he had beans. We used to be. And he had beans. But this i find this find but this is. I find this i find this shocking because this shocking really, because its open, flat its the idea of an open, flat faced bead, beans toast. Faced bead, beans on toast. Beans. Thats okay. But beans. Okay, thats okay. But you of beans you take the two slices of beans and it somehow. Yeah, actually and it somehow. Yeah, i actually cant that. Cant remember if we had that. I just assumed we probably isnt that like greggs just assumed we probably isnt that best like greggs just assumed we probably isnt that best selling greggs just assumed we probably isnt that best selling dish reggs just assumed we probably isnt that best selling dish orgs something. A noodle butty or like a pot noodle butty or Something Like that. Yeah. Yeah. I used to when i used to have when i was youngen i used to have when i was younger, have butter younger, i used to have butter sandwiches. Just white bread with grew in the with butter. You grew up in the dust bowl of america. It was a tough time. It was a tough time. It was different time. My it was a different time. My father, so poor back father, they were so poor back in day. I guess used to in the day. I guess he used to have sandwiches he in the day. I guess he used to have to sandwiches he in the day. I guess he used to have to chopandwiches he in the day. I guess he used to have to chop upwiches he in the day. I guess he used to have to chop up like as he in the day. I guess he used to have to chop up like whole he in the day. I guess he used to have to chop up like whole white used to chop up like whole white onions butter and onions and with butter and bread. Hes funny. Bread. Wow. And hes funny. Hes a guy. Then. And then a tough guy. And then. And then can say, can i just say, can i just say, can i just say, as a footnote, he got diabetes and died. My father yeah and died. My father died. Yeah reactives werent in place. Reactives werent in place. It for part one. So thats it for part one. So thats it for part one. Coming street but coming up, Oxford Street is dying. Kane is leaving and harry kane is leaving and hunter biden is sweating. You see you this is gb news radio. This is gb news radio. Welcome back to headliners. Im nick dixon , still here with im nick dixon, still here with Louis Schaefer and the legacy of one drunken night. Its Young Jonathan kogan, his son, and louis wants me to point out hes also won the award for most ofcom complaints. And im an ofcom complaints. And im an award winner. But youre not even of even in the latest raft of complaints. So youre complaints. Louis so youre youre falling behind me. But tonight our very best. Youre falling behind me. But torlets our very best. Youre falling behind me. But torlets do our very best. Youre falling behind me. But torlets do the our very best. Youre falling behind me. But torlets do the telegraph best. Youre falling behind me. But torlets do the telegraph now. So lets do the telegraph now. First, first, they and the first, first, they came for Northern Ireland with a data and said nothing. Data breach, and i said nothing. Theyre coming my but now theyre coming for my people louis yes, people in cumbria. Louis yes, well, because well, thats interesting because names cumbria well, thats interesting because names staff cumbria well, thats interesting because names staff leaked cumbria well, thats interesting because namesstaff leaked data1bria police staff leaked in data breach and quite interesting. I actually thought breach was actually thought data breach was excuse me, data breach. I thought company is a place thought that company is a place in italy. I didnt know company and thats my home. You can you see takes strong see louis takes a strong interest in his colleagues. I dont ive actually been dont care. Ive actually been there. Ive been there. Name a place. Ive been there. Name a place. Ive been there. Its preston in cumbria. Cumbria lancashire. Cumbria no, thats lancashire. Yeah, thats where we used to go when we wanted go shop. Where when we wanted to go shop. Where is is that is cumbria . Cumbria is that whitehaven it whitehaven in cumbria. It is well. Is whitehaven is well done. Is whitehaven is fleetwood. Lets list fleetwood. Lets just list places cumbria. Thatll be places in cumbria. Thatll be great think it would be great tv. I think it would be great tv. I think it would be great people, great tv because these people, cumbria, to know cumbria, they want to know something. We could something. If maybe we could list no one cares. List lots of no one cares. England yes, youre england news. Yes, youre right. And just to hear that and they just want to hear that place telly. You place named on telly. Do you want a sub . Theres a whole breed of comedians this. Breed of comedians that do this. Theyre like, what they do is they go to anyone in from slough. Yeah. All right. Yeah. All right. We do this story, should we do this story, which names salaries which is the names and salaries of police staff leaked of Cumbria Police staff leaked in breach and another data in data breach and another data breach. A northern breach. Not as bad as a Northern Ireland still breach. Ireland one, but still a breach. And very interesting and what i find very interesting is that should we know is this is that should we know whos the public whos being paid on the public payroll . Shouldnt we know whos payroll . Shouldnt we know whos on the payroll . Shouldnt on the public payroll . Shouldnt we have right . We know . Dont we have a right . Should addresses . Should we know their addresses . Thats know their addresses werent listed . But this is definitely no, but this is definitely the data to leak the funniest data to leak because their because its not their addresses, its just their name and paid. Addresses, its just their name ancthats paid. Addresses, its just their name ancthats quite, paid. Addresses, its just their name ancthats quite, quite paid. Addresses, its just their name ancthats quite, quite a paid. Addresses, its just their name ancthats quite, quite a loti addresses, its just their name ancthats quite, quite a lot of fun. I want to see that at gb. Can we get that data breach you guys paid check what you lot are all on. Yeah. Because on. Yeah. Yeah. Because i suspect be overpaid, suspect lewis might be overpaid, but thatit suspect lewis might be overpaid, but that it is but its i love that it is cumbria. The breach im cumbria. So the breach was im holding onto your money. Jonathan okay. Bunch of jonathan okay. I did a bunch of adverts i was kid adverts when i was a kid and yeah, were to get yeah, were going to get emancipated. Thats going emancipated. Thats whats going to our best emancipated. Thats whats going to the our best emancipated. Thats whats going to the cumbria our best emancipated. Thats whats going to the cumbria breachur best emancipated. Thats whats going to the cumbria breach story,t with the cumbria breach story, to we get loads more to be honest. We get loads more out of oh yeah, were all out of that. Oh yeah, were all geniuses, but no that amazing. Have a look amazing. The have a look amazing. The mail have a look amazing. The mail instead. Ve a look at the mail instead. And Oxford Street in and Oxford Street is in decline. Hope it decline. Now lets hope it doesnt completely collapse because i need because i really need a cigarette colours cigarette lighter in the colours of the union. Jack. Em em jonathan, i think you can actually them on the gb news actually buy them on the gb news website, not mistaken. Website, if im not mistaken. Shops, know but those shops, you know what mean . Of course. What i mean . Yeah, of course. Every north. Every shop is in the north. Not getting this. Theyre not getting this. Theyre not getting this. In Oxford Street. Their shops in Oxford Street. Its jack hats, its just union jack like hats, lighters, flags and lighters, little flags and thats all they sell. How have you in business 20 you been in business for 20 years . You been in business for 20 yanouve never anything. Youve never sold anything. Youve never sold anything. Suspicious because its a bit suspicious because its door. Its a bit suspicious because its didntdoor. Its a bit suspicious because its didnt want to say it. I didnt want to say it. I didnt want to say it. Allegedly said it. Allegedly said it. It was it was an old comedian who used joke exactly who used to have a joke exactly like used to say, how like that. He used to say, how do we do volume. Volume do we do it . Volume. Volume yeah, exactly. Just said sell so much so the headline is right. So the headline is Marks Spencer see the headline. Jonathan, theyre jonathan, theyre theyre telling thing. Go on. Okay. Well we can find out how they get paid in the how much they get paid in the leak, right . So marks and spencer demise spencer executive warns demise of fuelling of Oxford Street is fuelling crime style flash crime including us style flash mob says mob looting. Director says something save mob looting. Director says sonjewel; save mob looting. Director says sonjewel in save mob looting. Director says sonjewel in london save mob looting. Director says sonjewel in london shoppingave the jewel in london shopping crown. Tiktok inspired chaos crown. As tiktok inspired chaos moved to south that is moved to south end, that is a nice headline so nice abridged headline there. So whats is bunch whats happened is a bunch of, i guess, young have got guess, young people have got together done a bit bit guess, young people have got togather done a bit bit guess, young people have got toga flash done a bit bit guess, young people have got toga flash mob. Ne a bit bit guess, young people have got toga flash mob. Ie a bit bit guess, young people have got toga flash mob. I thinkt bit guess, young people have got toga flash mob. I think theresit of a flash mob. I think theres been a bit of looting and its been a bit of looting and its been now, what this been chaos. Now, what this reflects the death the reflects is the death of the high street. According to sasha bawendi, chains m s bawendi, the chains m s operations director. So he basically says that the jewel in londons shopping crown is now gone and its now empty. Shops listed streets and fewer visitors. And he also said it is visitors. And he also said it is just tacky, sweet shops. Yes as we said. I mean, they also mentioned i feel a bit bad for mizzy. He follows me on twitter, by the way. I feel like theres sort of always trying to pin everything mizzy. Its everything on mizzy. Like its like terrorising oxford like godzilla terrorising oxford swan mean . Like godzilla terrorising oxford swgbut mean . Like godzilla terrorising oxford swgbut really, mean . Like godzilla terrorising oxford swgbut really, its mean . Like godzilla terrorising oxford swgbut really, its about mean . Like godzilla terrorising oxford swgbut really, its about the nean . But really, its about the general isnt it . General decline, isnt it . Lewis i mean, mean, its lewis i mean, i mean, its the internet, course its the the internet, of course its the general the economy. The internet, of course its the genlockdowns. The economy. The internet, of course its the genlockdowns. Dont economy. The internet, of course its the gen lockdowns. Dont know. My. Its lockdowns. I dont know. What is mean, it feels what is it . I mean, it feels like the only thing thats not declining this country declining in this country is lewis no, im Lewis Schaffer yeah, no, im right. You very much. Right. Thank you very much. I say such a nice word. Well, you know i from know what . I come i come from i live and dont dont live in peckham. And dont dont follow basically we follow me home. Basically we found a data breach. Found out in a data breach. Peckham to be peckham and peckham used to be the Third Largest shopping district in all of london. Third, Oxford Street third, after Oxford Street and some and then some other street. And then peckham and market. Like proper market was it like proper market that had all sorts of huge, huge was it like proper market tha deco all sorts of huge, huge was it like proper market tha deco buildings. Yf huge, huge art deco buildings. Theyre very much like like Oxford Street things. Things go up and they go down. I think at the end of the at the end of the day, how am i going to hate that saying it . But i think i think when all is said and done, when is all is said and done, ill use that boring cliche. How long a of string . Is that is that over time people they want to go to new areas. They want to go to trendy hoxton or they want to go to the kings road back in the whatever. They go to different areas. Well, i think its the decline of everything and crime and economic collapse chaos. Decline of everything and crime ancbutynomic collapse chaos. Decline of everything and crime ancbutynordisagreeise chaos. Decline of everything and crime ancbutynordisagree on chaos. Decline of everything and crime ancbutynordisagree on that. Haos. But we disagree on that. Lets independent. Lets do the independent. And harry left Tottenham Harry kane has left tottenham because wants because he selfishly wants to actually lets actually win something. So lets go to our football expert, american Comedian Louis schaffer. Youd be schaffer. Well youd be surprised how much that i know. Ive appeared on eagles ive actually appeared on eagles radio, which is which is Crystal Palace at one time. Okay that palace at one time. Okay so that was of years ago. But was a couple of years ago. But i actually actually know actually so actually know something because something about this because i mean harry kane arrived he he flew to germany for to go to Bayern Munich move because basically hes a free agent. He can go anywhere. And ill tell you something about tottenham. I support tottenham historically. Support tottenham historically. Its one of the its my team. Its one of the its my team. Its one of the its my team. Its one of the many teams that its one of the many teams that i support. You identify with the losing . Yes they remind me of the york mets. I was mets the new york mets. I was a mets fan the yankees. The fan and we had the yankees. The yankees always winning. And yankees were always winning. And thats tottenham thats what tottenham is. Theyre bunch losers. And theyre a bunch of losers. And i mean arsenal. And i mean that in his arsenal. And i mean that in his arsenal. And i mean nice way. Mean that in a really nice way. And i think i think harry kane, whos a lovely guy, he wants to make money. There make more money. Is there anything with that . Anything wrong with that . This is america. Yes. Well, its america, well, its not america, but its tottenham. A football fan, jonathan . Absolutely not. Absolutely not. I read books. Brilliant. Absolutely not. Okay. Books. Brilliant. Absolutely not. Okay. So oks. Brilliant. Absolutely not. Okay. So weverilliant. Absolutely not. Okay. So weve gotint. Absolutely not. Okay. So weve gotint least okay. So weve got at least i know going to do a monologue know im going to do a monologue on this. Basically, it was never going anything at going to win anything at tottenham. Gone going to win anything at tobuy1am. Gone going to win anything at tobuy it. 1. Gone to buy it. Mourinhos made some and mourinhos made some class there. Who . Mourinho. Mourinho. Really . Youre mourinho. Italkingo. Really . Youre mourinho. Italking about . Y . Youre still talking about . Is still there . I think so. I think so. Hes got hes got 100 million, which is not bad. Hes got hes got 100 miland which is not bad. Hes got hes got 100 miland im ch is not bad. Hes got hes got 100 miland im still not bad. Hes got hes got 100 miland im still lookingi. Hes got hes got 100 miland im still looking at the and im still looking at the oxford story, but hes Oxford Street story, but hes got million and you know, got 100 million and you know, hes to actually hes going to actually finally win he can win a cup win to me. He can win a cup on saturday. He can saturday. Actually, he can already can win already win a cup. He can win some german leagues as well, which dont matter to anyone. But he could actually potentially champions but he could actually potentially that champions but he could actually potentially that is champions but he could actually potentially that is azhampions but he could actually potentially that is a big1pions but he could actually potentially that is a big deal. ; league. So that is a big deal. Yeah, hell be in the champions league. I i think league. I think. I think i think theyve dropped out the theyve dropped out of the champions let champions league. Tottenham, let him there. He gave him go. He was there. He gave his his during the his he gave his all during the entire not a good entire time. Hes not a good looking he only has looking man. He only has football. Steroids. Hes on steroids. Hes on steroids. Nothing personal. Yeah. No, nothing personal. Im balance on im going to give balance on that. Regulations , that. Broadcast regulations, perfectly and perfectly good looking. And also, players also, i dont mind players staying way, staying at one club. By the way, the le one the great matt le tissier, one of great geniuses , chelsea of the great geniuses, chelsea football was at football history. He was at southampton career. Southampton his entire career. Of yeah, you guys, chelsea of the south. This is ridiculous. Were actually going to have to move on. Well theres a reason can interrupt reason why. Can i just interrupt you . Theres you . Yes, you can. Theres a reason why nobody heard of matt le i never him. Le tissier. I never heard him. Everybodys him. The everybodys heard of him. The most isnt. If most famous . No, he isnt. If i havent heard of him. And i know football, hewlett. He. Football, hewlett. I know he. Yeah, not most famous yeah, hes not the most famous footballer and he footballer of all time. And he also this channel. Also appears on this channel. Zola the times then, zola lets do the times then, because that such disaster because that was such a disaster and has hit and World Oil Demand has hit a record stop. Had record high. Just stop. Oil had one job. Emmanuel petit one job. Jonathan Emmanuel Petit thats one. Thats another one. Well , world oil thats another one. Well, World Oil Demand yeah, well, World Oil Demand hits record highs as International Energy agency. So oil demand hit an all time high in june as holidaymakers took to the skies and china used more than so the than expected. So the international agency, as International Energy agency, as we all know them, the iea said that the demand reached 103 million per day june Million Barrels per day in june , exceeding the previous record of 102. 4 Million Barrels per day before the pandemic. Theres a before the pandemic. Theres a huge for oil as ever, and huge demand for oil as ever, and it doesnt seem like its going anywhere. Is using so anywhere. And china is using so much all of our efforts to much that all of our efforts to even to cut down would seem like a drop in ocean a drop in the ocean comparatively, as i understand from comparatively, as i understand froryeah, as you said. Yeah, as you said. Yeah, as you said. Thats right. Thats right. Apparently i found out yeah. Apparently i found out that obsession that esg, this obsession with esg, kind of nullified. Oil esg, is kind of nullified. Oil investors. And i actually got investors. And i actually got that from leo because ive got no clue about this story. Thats how desperate i am. Thats how desperate i am. What do you think . Well, you hit the in the head. Hit the nail in the head. They dont hit the nail in the head. They dont us hit the nail in the head. They dont us oil, but dont want us to use oil, but single oil the greatest thing single oil is the greatest thing that has made our lives 100 million exactly Million Barrels a day. Exactly 100 know how much Million Barrels a day. Exactly 10cthat know how much Million Barrels a day. Exactly 10cthat is . Know how much Million Barrels a day. Exactly 10cthat is . Thats now how much Million Barrels a day. Exactly 10cthat is . Thats 150 how much Million Barrels a day. Exactly 10cthat is . Thats 150 millionuch oil that is . Thats150 Million Barrels. Thats a lot of oil. Barrels. Thats a lot of oil. Oil every single day. If theres 100 youd think 100 Million Barrels, youd think for a year. But people use oil. It makes people nice and warm. Theyre able to watch Louis Schaefer and my beautiful son jonathan at home in the comfort of their home. Theyre able to theyre able to have things made of plastic and send them message to me twitter louis to me via twitter at Louis Schaefer. Louis, you schaefer. I want louis, you know, i want to give balance, but just so pro oil as well. But im just so pro oil as well. We Just Love Oil here. Three that love oil. Well, youve got to say youve got this is what youve got to say this is what youve got to say this is what you to youve to you have to say. Youve got to say that raising the co2 say that oil is raising the co2 and co2 has been linked to global and climate Global Warming and climate change. And so what we need, we need to stop using oil and then weve got to use renewable. That would balance. And to would be the balance. And to just be boring, run just be really boring, just run the grid on coal power factories. Apparently us reserves time low, reserves are at an all time low, so a risk of spikes. So theres a risk of spikes. But if youre if youve invested in pensions in oil, if youre youve youre british and youve got like its good like investments, then its good for a bit of a fact thats a bit of a fact because we didnt really do the facts. Lets times. This because we didnt really do the faas. Lets times. This because we didnt really do the faa really; times. This because we didnt really do the faa really interesting1es. This because we didnt really do the faa really interesting one. This because we didnt really do the faa really interesting one. And is a really interesting one. And hunter biden finally going hunter biden is finally going to be his business be investigated for his business dealings. And i for one, im sure theyll nothing sure theyll find nothing untoward. Louis well, they actually because untoward. Louis well, they actuallgare because untoward. Louis well, they actuallgare saying because untoward. Louis well, they actuallgare saying its cause untoward. Louis well, they actuallgare saying its allse untoward. Louis well, they actuallgare saying its all its people are saying its all its all gone. Well, you all a scam, but gone. Well, you know dont believe know something . I dont believe anything says, but anything anybody ever says, but i actually believe that hunter biden bad man. And biden is a very bad man. And i think father is a very bad think his father is a very bad man. Shouldnt say this. Man. I shouldnt say this. I should and should be you might come in and say, know that hunter say, i dont know that hunter that joe biden, they theyve decided disappeared. After all. Dont interrupt sorry dont mm again. Dont hit me again. Dont hit me again. Ive i never hit you. Ive never. I never hit you. Inever ive never. I never hit you. I never hit with a belt i never hit me with a belt yesterday. Anyway , anyway, yesterday. So anyway, anyway, ill get there. Hunter biden is the of biden and they the son of joe biden and they want the special counsel. And they got this guy, david weiss, whos a us attorney in delaware. Delaware is bidens home delaware is joe bidens home state. And hes got that state. So its almost the its the most corrupt, crooked place supposedly. I dont know for sure. Im just a guy. And but they have him and Merrick Garland , whos the attorney garland, whos the attorney general. He appointed he general. He appointed he appointed , but he didnt appoint appointed, but he didnt appoint anybody when it came to. Yeah. Anybody when it came to. Yeah. And theres a controversy because you have to weiss has to report garland and ultimately report to garland and ultimately has report to biden because has to report to biden because hes what the hes not what the what the conservatives saying on fox hes not what the what the consthings es saying on fox hes not what the what the consthings like saying on fox hes not what the what the consthings like people g on fox hes not what the what the consthings like people like fox hes not what the what the consthings like people like andy and things like people like Andy Mccarthy is look, you have to get people someone from outside of the government. You cant just within of the government. You cant justbiden within of the government. You cant justbiden justice within of the government. You cant justbiden justice department. Of the government. You cant justivicel justice department. Of the government. You cant justivice guy. Ice department. Of the government. You cant justivice guy. Andiepartment. Of the government. You cant justivice guy. And theyre ent. This vice guy. And theyre saying had this saying theyve already had this investigation for five years. Theyre the theyre trying to run down the statute. There statute of limitations. There was 21,000,000 in 20 1415. Was this 21,000,000 in 20 1415. Thats kind of like passed. Now hes got away with that. And its just the right has a lot of questions about it. Ted cruz points out theres this thing in ukraine. I dunno if you saw that where Biden Joe Biden basically boasted them boasted about forcing them to get the prosecutor , sack get rid of the prosecutor, sack him holding on to billion him and holding on to a billion in then its all very in loans and then its all very and all very the point is and its all very the point is on the right theyre saying this is not really real is not really a real investigation and it wont go anywhere guy is on anywhere because this guy is on anywhere because this guy is on a Kangaroo Court , basically. A Kangaroo Court, basically. Well, no, thats a slightly different term. That means something else. That means something else. What i know. What that means something else. You what i know. What that means something else. You think, what i know. What that means something else. You think, jonathan . w. What that means something else. You think, jonathan . w. Vtake do you think, jonathan . Any take on was interested to on it . Well i was interested to hear this investigation hear that this investigation been years and been going on for five years and has reached the has this story reached the pubuc has this story reached the public up until public consciousness up until now, it only just coming now, or is it only just coming out if its going out because if its been going on long, i feel like it on for that long, i feel like it would the american would have been in the american peoples to know they peoples interest to know they would have good to would it would have been good to know, but famously, know, wouldnt it . But famously, it we it was suppressed in the as we all know, run up to the all know, in the run up to the election, zuckerberg admitted it. The york post was even it. The New York Post was even censored, on twitter . Censored, wasnt it . On twitter . It was taken off of twitter and it story it was taken off of twitter and it a story it was taken off of twitter and it a real story it was taken off of twitter and it a real and story it was taken off of twitter and it a real and that story it was taken off of twitter and it a real and that was story it was taken off of twitter and it a real and that was justory it was taken off of twitter and it a real and that was just the and a real and that was just the hunter biden laptop. That wasnt even the business dealings that hunter biden laptop. That wasnt everjust business dealings that hunter biden laptop. That wasnt everjust the ;iness dealings that hunter biden laptop. That wasnt everjust the general. Alings that was just the general. Think going to get i think this is going to get deau i think this is going to get dealt same that dealt with the same way that pile cocaine the pile of cocaine found in the white house is going to get deau white house is going to get dealt with. Were just it up. Were just just give it up. Yeah. Yeah. Whoop yeah. Whoop it yeah. Whoop it up. Yeah. Whoop it up. Theyll do is well, what theyll do is forgotten. Mean, the elections forgotten. I mean, the elections coming election coming up. When is the election coming up. When is the election coming so coming up . Next year. So basically going basically theyre going to theyre this and theyre going to delay this and delay and delay this. Delay theyre going to delay this and delay ive and delay this. Delay theyre going to delay this and delay ive alwayselay this. Delay theyre going to delay this and delay ive always said his. Delay theyre going to delay this and delay ive always said hisbe elay well, ive always said to be very neutral that the Biden Administration is end of administration is the end of america. Corrupt, america. Its totally corrupt, dodgy investigations. Meanwhile, you jail. You put your opponent in jail. Yeah, position. Its yeah, thats my position. Its not of not necessarily the position of gb anyone, is gb news or anyone, but that is my thats it for part my view. So thats it for part two. Coming up, musk versus two. But coming up, musk versus zucks annoying not zucks annoying americans, not this one. Obligatory this one. And the obligatory trans in minute. That warm feeling inside from boxt boilers. Proud sponsors of weather on. Gb news. Weather on. Gb news. Hello there. Welcome to your latest gb news weather forecast. Im Greg Dewhurst and looking at the weekend be summarised by sunshine and scattered showers particularly heavy on saturday and looking at the bigger picture, we can see why this area of low pressure moves in for the weekend increasing the wind increasing the wind strengths, increasing the risk of showers across the north and the west in particular out there through the rest of friday evening. Not too bad. Therell evening. Not too bad. Therell be some spells before dusk be some clear spells before dusk and then overnight well see some outbreaks of rain pushing in across parts of Northern Ireland, western scotland, which could heavy at times. Could be heavy at times. Temperatures generally a little lower than recent nights. So a little more comfortable for sleeping, still 14 or 15 for sleeping, but still 14 or 15 for many to start saturday morning. Best to the sunshine first thing across eastern parts of england. Nonh across eastern parts of england. North east scotland. But these bands rain slowly their north east scotland. But these ban eastwards;lowly their north east scotland. But these ban eastwards through their north east scotland. But these ban eastwards through the their north east scotland. But these ban eastwards through the day as way eastwards through the day as the area of low pressure pushes in from the atlantic. Some of this could be heavy, this rain could be heavy, perhaps thundery at times across northern but there northern england, but there will be sunny in between be some sunny spells in between and lift temperatures be some sunny spells in between an around lift temperatures be some sunny spells in between anaround degreesperaturesthe to around 23 degrees towards the southeast , a breezier to around 23 degrees towards the southeast, a breezier conditions towards the northwest here, 20 or 21 as a maximum temperature into sunday. Low pressure still into sunday. Low pressure still in charge. The winds do ease and there will be less showers around, but fairly cloudy picture. Some bright or sunny spells of showers spells are scattering of showers and temperatures once again reaching the high teens to low 20s into the beginning of next week. It stays unsettled further rain monday, but signs of rain on monday, but signs of something drier and brighter by tuesday. Tuesday. That warm feeling inside from boxt boilers, proud sponsors of weather on this is gb news radio. This is gb news radio. Welcome back to headliners. Lets get straight into it with the daily mail and a story about a force of nature. And i dont mean lewis jonathan, id say mean lewis jonathan, so id say hes more of a force of nature. Hes more of a force of nature. Nice. Oh i dont know what that was. That was a chair. Yeah the joke was so fine they had to go to a chair, right. Okay, cool. Were back. Were back. Baby, this is Live Television just about. Live television, just about. So, yes, the headline is a new force nature. Scientists new force of nature. Scientists close in fifth force as close in on a fifth force as they discover a mysterious subatomic disobeying they discover a mysterious sub lawsic disobeying they discover a mysterious sub laws of disobeying they discover a mysterious sub laws of physics. Iisobeying they discover a mysterious sub laws of physics. It beying they discover a mysterious sub laws of physics. It turns g the laws of physics. It turns out its love. Love was the force. Love was the force. Love was the force. But love is dead. Love was the force. But love is dead. The death but love is dead. The death of love has happened. So scientists are closing in on identifying a new force of nature. After observing the particular wobble of a subatomic particle. Ill just. Ill do particle. So ill just. Ill do some quick science just to explain it. Yeah. I just realised i was relying on explain physics, so on you to explain physics, so were a lot of trouble. But were in a lot of trouble. But go on. Well, i messaged stephen go on. We but messaged stephen go on. We but mes gettingtephen go on. Webut mes getting hammered allen, but hes getting hammered in going to in edinburgh, so were going to say hawking, but thats say stephen hawking, but thats all need. All you need. Yeah. Hes hes deceased. So the muons the experts with tiny muons which are similar to electrons through diameter ring through a 50 foot diameter ring. Thats what your ring is that. No and the us energy department, fermilab in batavia , illinois. Fermilab in batavia, illinois. Im being asked to apologise that we booked you on the show. No one mentioned the language. No one mentioned the language. No one mentioned the language. No one booked me. I just turned up basically some science stuff happened. Its because some science stuff happened. Itturns because some science stuff happened. Itturns out because some science stuff happened. Itturns out theres because some science stuff happened. Itturns out theres new use it turns out theres a new force, all know, force, but as we all know, everything just a construct everything is just a construct of consciousness. Forces dont exist. Mental exist. They are mental constructs. We are all living in gods mind and you can experience it you meditate experience it if you meditate hard enough. Experience it if you meditate haryeah,jgh. Experience it if you meditate haryeah, thats not article, yeah, thats not the article, but thats interesting. Yeah but it the article it is sort of the article because the results hint at a new of spacetime time new property of spacetime time or lorentz or a violation of the lorentz invariance. Principle stating invariance. A principle stating that physics are the that the laws of physics are the same everywhere. And ive always said lawrence needs to be debunked. Hes his time. Debunked. Hes had his time. Hes hosting. Hes a hosting. Hack that. Hes a hack that. Hes a hack that. Lawrence do you think . Lawrence what do you think . Louis think i think this that louis i think i think this that physicist its havent figured out the first four laws or laws of nature and anything these guys come up with is probably is completely made up. Theres no such thing as a muon or anything like this. Its all electricity. And theres only one word which they know , which is which they know, which is velikovsky. Interesting. What . Velikovsky. Interesting. What . What is that . Well, we have to move on. But i also want to know what i mean is, what you meant. What i mean is, is that. Is that. Imagine, you know, know, you know, you have you know, you have two magnets. Ill do quick. You magnets. And you have two magnets. Right. And you them together you know, you push them together and oh, and you actually think, oh, my god, something god, theres something going, theres something in there. You actually this if actually now imagine if this if that little space was wrapped in something, right . You would think , oh, my god, theres think, oh, my god, theres something in there. When the only in there is only thing thats in there is electromagnetism. Wow. Wow. And electromagnetism. Wow. Wow. And thats what the universe is. It looks like we exist. We do looks like we exist. We do exist. But we. We dont really exist. But we. We dont really exist. But we. We dont really exist. But were just this. Were just like bits and bits and bits. We just vibrate of magnets and electromagnetism. This is amazing for the late night viewers, weird for the Early Morning viewers. Ready work. But all get ready for work. But all right. A lot from right. Were learning a lot from dr. Lewis schaffer. Do the telegraph so lets do the telegraph and elon musk will fight Mark Zuckerberg in an ancient roman setting. Said setting. Its apparently said to look the design look even older than the design of the logo. Lewis well, ive of the x logo. Lewis well, ive been mcdonalds there, been to some mcdonalds there, and really and they look, theyre really ancient, and ancient, the mcdonalds. And i dont know whether you know this. Made that up. But but this. I made that up. But but elon musk to fight Mark Zuckerberg in ancient roman setting, announced setting, they havent announced what it elon musk is the guy what it is. Elon musk is the guy from twitter and spacex and tesla, which is incredible. And Mark Zuckerberg is the guy from marrying a really cute chinese girl. And yeah, at least in my mind, thats how i know him. But basically Mark Zuckerberg is so unlikeable, he decided to become a likeable by wrestling other people, fighting other people and elon musk has offered like some kind of battle between the two of them. But zuckerberg has already lost because his threads, which was the replacement for twitter, is competitor. Competitor is now been like basically punched out. Yeah, no one cares. No one cares. And the actual fight itself. Jonathan musk is much itself. Jonathan musk is much bigger , but he is a lot older. Bigger, but he is a lot older. Hes done a bit of judo as a kid, but he said he was training, he was so busy. Hes just bringing weights to work and them at work. And lifting them while at work. Meanwhile, zuckerberg has been training for training hardcore mma for like five should five years on paper should annihilate him. But then again, musk, and a bit musk, a lot bigger and a bit fichen musk, a lot bigger and a bit richer. Dont maybe richer. I dont know. Maybe we can like iron man. Can use weapons like iron man. A its robot its like a its a robot versus alien showdown. Quite versus alien showdown. Im quite excited who wins that. Excited to see who wins that. If had money, who who if you had money, who would be on . Would it be on . I had money . No if i had if i had money . No if i had money, it would be on. I think elon musk is going to pull some mad stuff out of the bag, just like , oh, hes actually like a like, oh, hes actually like a 10th dan karate guy that we didnt know about because andrew and fryston tate have offered to train him if they train him and he took it seriously for six months. He should win because hes much bigger, but hes taking much bigger, but hes not taking it carrying it seriously. Hes carrying weights messing weights to work. Hes messing about. It about. Wouldnt you take it seriously were going seriously if you were going to be cage in italy in be in a cage match in italy in front world like two front of the world like two billionaires . You take billionaires . Wouldnt you take it very seriously . Going to it very seriously . Im going to tell not taking it tell you why hes not taking it seriously. Know people seriously. And i know the people out my out there are waiting for my opinion whos going who opinion of whos going who would win think win this thing. I think Zuckerberg Zuckerberg zuckerberg would win zuckerberg because his because hes got nothing in his life, hes hes one of life, really. Hes hes one of those people. He has to win. And even when loses, he to even when he loses, he has to win. Elon musk win. While elon musk could admit, know spent admit, you know what, i spent 44 billion, think is worth 10 44 billion, i think is worth 10 billion, you know, and can billion, you know, and he can laugh musk laugh about it. Thats what musk is is thinking. Is thinking. Musk is thinking. So i lost the thing. My so i lost the thing. But my twitter doing so much better twitter is doing so much better than that guys threads than than that guys threads yeah. Used latin than than that guys threads yeah. That used latin than than that guys threads yeah. That translates latin than than that guys threads yeah. That translates lais phrase that translates as it is delightful the fool delightful to play the fool occasionally. He is seeing occasionally. So he is seeing this sort of clownish this as like a sort of clownish thing thats its not thing maybe, but thats its not funny when youre getting punched in the face by a billion. It billion. Well, they said it might have raise your might just have to raise your hand. Think so. Hand. I think so. They said it might not even be they might make be a fight and they might make it know, like question it a, you know, like a question or and so they or history. Yeah and so they might in latin, might do it in latin, which would make more interesting, would make it more interesting, apparently. I think that would make interesting. Okay. Make it less interesting. Okay. Do all right. Well lets do the times weve skipped one. I think weve skipped one. Lets one this one in lets do one with this one in the a story about the times with a story about a dnnk the times with a story about a drink so unhealthy its even going to banned scotland. Going to be banned in scotland. Louis oh yeah. This is louis oh, okay. Oh yeah. This is this this thing. In the this this thing. Its in the times. Banned Young Children this this thing. Its in the time buying1ned Young Children this this thing. Its in the time buying slushiesng children this this thing. Its in the time buying slushies advise dren this this thing. Its in the time buying slushies advise food from buying slushies advise food regulators. Slushies. Are those regulators. Slushies. Are those really those horribly coloured things that are in the in the in those things people and then and basically because they got this thing called glycerol which is the exact same thing that they spray on on aeroplanes to de miss them. So youre youre miss them. So youre youre basically drinking a scottish people drink that. Yeah i could see them, they drink anything but you know what they needed. Its so cold up there they need but you know what they needed. Itbe cold up there they need but you know what they needed. Itbe colcwarm iere they need but you know what they needed. Itbe colcwarm and, hey need but you know what they needed. Itbe colcwarm and, and 1eed but you know what they needed. Itbe colcwarm and, and theyre to be kept warm and, and theyre saying its bad for children but anything colour, anything anything that colour, anything thats made of, you know, me, anything made plants thats made of, you know, me, arbad. Ig made plants thats made of, you know, me, arbad. Anythingnade plants thats made of, you know, me, arbad. Anything thats plants thats made of, you know, me, arbad. Anything thats notants is bad. Anything thats not natural food, anything thats not an animal. I agree. This is good. You know, protecting know, this is protecting children as was one children as a child was one panda pop away from being a special needs child. It was really quite dangerous. Because already yeah, because you already have yeah, because you already havso idea of you, you know, so the idea of you, you know, with a slush puppie i dont want to the adhd community, to attack the adhd community, but focus for but ive seen you focus for anything like more than 30 ish seconds. Youre sort of out, arent you . Seconds. Youre sort of out, areijustou . Is telling me to just voice is telling me to just kill it. Yeah, dont worry. Were not on. All right, well, on national tv. All right, well, lets have a quick at the lets have a quick look at the telegraph, the army telegraph, then. And the army have biological have featured a biological man in women in leadership in the women in leadership event. And believe the phrase event. And i believe the phrase is patriarchy is back, baby. Is the patriarchy is back, baby. Yeah , women are jonathan yeah, women are going strength to strength. Going from strength to strength. So backlash after so the army faces backlash after trans soldier featured on panel at women in leadership event. So warrant class two warrant officer class two deborah penny, who was the first transgender soldier on the frontline , took part in frontline, took part in a discussion on experience discussion on lived experience of women in the forces during the sandhurst the event at sandhurst this week. So deborah was a very established soldier, had served in Northern Ireland, iraq and afghanistan in a career spanning more than 40 years. So obviously a very accomplished soldier, had a very accomplished soldier, had a lot of experience in the army, but is now speaking on a panel about womens experience in the army and that has got womens rights campaigners up in arms and that that has taken and saying that that has taken the opportunity away from a woman, a traditional woman in the army. Yeah, its absurd. I mean, to be fair, this is the only way a white man can get into the army now, especially if you look at the raf. I mean, its the raf. But i mean, its absolutely absurd this i mean, he in he trained as a commander in 1986. I when you couldnt 1986. I read when you couldnt have a woman. You have applied as a woman. So you can get in as a man, then switch to a woman. Dannatt, former to a woman. Lord dannatt, former head army, said this head of the army, said that this bizarre thing he said theyve tried progressive and tried to be as progressive and inclusive they can. Well, inclusive as they can. Well, thats having someone inclusive as they can. Well, thats transitioned ving someone inclusive as they can. Well, thats transitioned tog someone inclusive as they can. Well, thats transitioned to being aone whos transitioned to being a woman, think good way woman, i think thats a good way of reflecting all dimensions of the view. The female point of view. What a load of absolute nonsense. Whereas just whereas helen joyce has just said he came into the army as a man and things that women man and did things that women cant enormously cant do. And its enormously offensive they cant offensive to women as they cant do they do the do this stuff. They cant do the same thing. So itd be be different so itd be itd be different if a trans woman whod if it was a trans woman whod joined the trans woman joined the army, the trans woman had experiences and had all their experiences and was there. But is was speaking there. But this is somebody wasnt somebody who didnt even wasnt a of the time. A man for most of the time. Do you think, lewis ill what do you think, lewis ill tell you this. Stations all trans, the time. Its like trans, all the time. Its like just trans just obsessed with the trans thing. Is. And you know, thing. And it is. And you know, i. I remember. I remember. I remember trans people. I dont remember trans people. I dont remember trans people. There were no trans people when i was growing up. They were transvestites. And there were maybe they wanted to be trans, but they didnt have the surgery. As they were. It wasnt as and they were. And people, the and i remember these people, the corner christopher street and corner of christopher street and Seventh Avenue south getting two huge knockdown, drag out fights in the stonewall. Okay in front of the stonewall. Okay okay. All right. Well, weve got to the break, thats to go to the break, but thats it three. But coming up it for part three. But coming up in the final deadly in the final section, deadly mushrooms, equally deadly crocodiles vampire children crocodiles and vampire children journalism at its finest. See you. tannoy this is the final call for all Long Distance lovers. Im flying round the world to marry a man that ive never met. How do i know that youre even the person you say you are . Please fasten your seatbelts. 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So this kind from the dead. So this is kind of story. Its all of spooky. This story. Its all to a child who sadly to do with a child who sadly died and then was buried and locked because they were worried about it rising the dead. About it rising from the dead. Thats quite an extreme position to i think, wouldnt you say . Well, first all, youve well, first of all, youve never been a parent and you dont its to dont know what its like to actually i mean, were you actually i mean, you were you were a little that i saw you were a little bit that i saw you growing , but you were growing up, but you were a delightful child. You had me a leash. But you had me on a leash. But you had me on a leash. But you had me on a leash. But your half sister was not was but heres what was not anyway. But heres what i want to say. Heres what i want to is that this is want to say, is that this is something happened in something that happened in poland there are poland in the 1700s. There are primitive my people. We come from we basically we from poland and we basically we didnt we didnt trust those people. Theyre primitive, people. Theyre primitive, primitive. Am i bad mouthing the primitive. Am i bad mouthing the poush primitive. Am i bad mouthing the polish people . Im just saying, back in the day, back in the day. Well, this is like the start of some horror film. You open a vampire child coffin. Its terrifying. Its yeah, its really unsettling. Really quite, quite unsettling. We should okay, what should we should we do one in we move on and do this one in the which is very the times, which is very important about the crocodiles. Apparently react apparently crocodiles react very quickly a baby, apparently crocodiles react very quicklis a baby, apparently crocodiles react very quicklis why a baby, apparently crocodiles react very quicklis why they a baby, apparently crocodiles react very quicklis why they make baby, apparently crocodiles react very quicklis why they make such, apparently crocodiles react very quicklis why they make such good which is why they make such good babysitters. Louis yeah, well, crocodiles into when crocodiles snap into action when they baby of they hear a human baby of course, know, because course, you know, because theyre this is food. Theyre thinking this is food. That delicious. Its that sounds delicious. Its probably. Like. Its probably. Its like. Its like food. For them. A baby. Food. Sighs for them. A baby. Maybe thats why they say. And also because babies are also babies. Because babies are delicious. And second, who doesnt . Doesnt get upset doesnt . Who doesnt get upset when they hear a baby crying. So i mean, this is the crocodile is just getting irritated by the baby. I baby hinckley. Baby. I think baby hinckley. Its an irritating, the most irritating sound they have that higher world, our children. Thats yeah. Thats brutal. Yeah. Thats brutal. Yeah. Other other side and the other the other side of is this the times of it is this is in the times and dont tell you where and they dont tell you where this research is done. Theyre always missing some always missing out some information always missing out some informwhere, how in these when, where, how in these stories they should just they should the bases. Should just cover the bases. Where was this . Where was the where was this . Did where this was did you check where this was made, where was what made, nick . Where this was what we are . Research was done we are . The research was done from university of lyon. So from the university of lyon. So theyre the experts on crocodiles. So these are nile crocs , st giles, where these crocs, st giles, where these nile crocodiles in lyon. I dont actually know that. But the point is, they didnt say that. Is that crucial . The geography of the point it of the crocodile. The point it is theyre trying to decide if the crocodile is responding to the crocodile is responding to the wants to the cries because it wants to eat if its or if it eat them or if its or if it actually nurturing. No, actually is a nurturing. No, theres the lizard crocodile. Theres nurturing there. Theres no nurturing there. Apparently were apparently the babies were recorded while bath recorded while crying at bath time home being given time or at home being given a vaccination these are vaccination jab. So these are right babies, obviously, right wing babies, obviously, because get because they didnt want to get vaccinated. Thats what vaccinated. And thats what weve learned. Okay. Im to okay. Well, im trying to think of some joke about crocodile but dont crocodile tears, but i dont even it. So thats all we crocodile tears, but i dont eve on it. So thats all we crocodile tears, but i dont eve on that. So thats all we crocodile tears, but i dont eve on that. Its thats all we crocodile tears, but i dont eve on that. Its pretty all we crocodile tears, but i dont eve on that. Its pretty huge e got on that. Its pretty huge story. Lets the times then. Got on that. Its pretty huge storjthe ts the times then. Got on that. Its pretty huge storjthe only the times then. Got on that. Its pretty huge storjthe only thingtimes then. Got on that. Its pretty huge storjthe only thing worse then. Got on that. Its pretty huge storjthe only thing worse than and the only thing worse than having to sit through the proms is able to hear the is not being able to hear the proms noisy snacks. So proms due to noisy snacks. So what doing . Got what are you doing . Hes got noisy brought what are you doing . Hes got ngprop. Brought what are you doing . Hes got ngprop. When brought what are you doing . Hes got ngprop. When did brought what are you doing . Hes got ngprop. When did you brought what are you doing . Hes got ngprop. When did you become|ht a prop. When did you become a prop comic . A prop. When did you become a pro jonathan given to me are jonathan given to me are broken kouto to prompt performance is interrupted by rules noisy snacks. Rules over noisy snacks. Cant hear you. We cant hear you. We cant hear you. A noisy snack i actually ate a noisy snack the night. If you know the other night. If you know what . No. So high passion, shrill voices and hints of violence expected during a violence are expected during a night at the opera, usually night at the opera, but usually on all on stage. Basically it all kicked off fat american, as kicked off some fat american, as it says in the story, was eating popcorn. It didnt say fat american. Well, to assume. Well, youve got to assume. Then some fat american and then some fat american was eating popcorn in the audience it all kicked audience and then it all kicked off. A massive fight off. There was a massive fight in the opera and theres a highly sensitive person like nick know how nick and are we know how irritating be. And irritating sounds can be. And also, you also, i gave you i gave you stress with chewing gum earlier. Even the person who was but even the person who was actually very my ears gone actually very near my ears gone louis the person who was louis but the person who was reporting didnt that reporting this didnt say that the americans had done anything wrong. Quite wrong. It was really quite unusual. It said basically the person out that unusual. It said basically the persperson out that unusual. It said basically the persperson that out that unusual. It said basically the persperson that the out that unusual. It said basically the persperson that the americans� nat the person that the americans were eating the americans were eating and the americans thought they were in the right because handing out because they were handing out popcorn the show while popcorn during the show while the the the show was going on. So the americans you eat it. Its your intention. Its your intention. No way to popcorn theres no way to eat popcorn properly. And its and properly. I suck it and its and its a death food. Its the kind of thing that gets in your teeth. Basically youve got teeth. And basically youve got to dentist and the to go to the dentist and the other its a highly other thing is its a highly diabetic food. Yeah, would diabetic food. Yeah, i would probably be probably i would think id be incredibly annoyed someones probably i would think id be incredthisannoyed someones probably i would think id be incredthisan|theed someones probably i would think id be incredthis an|the i someones probably i would think id be incredthis an|the i mean, eones doing this at the i mean, i wouldnt at ill wouldnt be at the ill be annoyed i at the opera. Annoyed if i was at the opera. Yeah. Im from the north. Im from a state school. We dont go to proms, but in cinema to the proms, but in the cinema sandwiches, even go to sandwiches, i cant even go to the because the cinema anymore because people just so annoyed. People are just so annoyed. I went the and it was in went to the cinema and it was in wood and someone was wood green and someone was eating entire meal a eating an entire meal like a kfc, full in meal. Kfc, like full chick in meal. Yeah. Took call. Yeah. Then he took a phone call. Im why are you in the im like, why are you in the cinema . Theres so many other places because places you could be because theyre fantastically comfortable seats, basically at your the main your age, is that the main concern . Just somewhere quiet louis just somewhere quiet to sit you with sit down. Yeah. You know, with and i go. Im in peckham. And i go. I go, im in peckham. Its only 4. 99 to to see. Its only 4. 99 for to go to see. Its only 4. 99 for to go to see. I i saw, i saw oppenheimer i saw, i saw, i saw oppenheimer. Didnt you walk though. Didnt you walk out though. I did walk out early. Couldnt did walk out early. I couldnt because you were tweeting and i never believe tweets. Never believe your tweets. I thought, really walk out thought, did you really walk out because the sex scene . I because of the sex scene . I didnt walk because sex didnt walk out because the sex scene. Walked didnt walk out because the sex sce|because walked didnt walk out because the sex sce|because it walked didnt walk out because the sex sce|because it was walked didnt walk out because the sex sce|because it was it walked didnt walk out because the sex sce|because it was it was. Ked didnt walk out because the sex sce|because it was it was three out because it was it was three hours long. And i think at my age, i can only i can only sit through hours. Through two hours. Have gone ninja turtles. Someone just tells you what happens the and happens at the end and the happens at the end and the happen happy happen and it had a happy ending. They blew up. Ending. They blew. They blew up. I is outrageous for broadcast balance. Have to say it wasnt balance. I have to say it wasnt happy. Finish happy. All right. Lets finish on classic bedtime on this one. The classic bedtime topic. Its White Supremacy. Louis its White Supremacy. Back apologises because one of their catalogues or one of the websites they had a picture of a book called White Supremacy on top of a radiator. And i think maybe somebody put it there as a joke because it wasnt really it wasnt really a book. It was like a joke book that they put there. And so basically theyre saying that the radiator is racist. So leo. Leo kearse if youre listening to this, i think this was a comeback to wicks who went woke. So theyre being like, right , were just to go for , were just going to go for white then White Supremacy. And then see how out. How it plays out. I couldnt tell it yeah, i couldnt tell if it oh, there we go. A lovely picture over there. I wasnt sure if it was like a like a woke book, like they were putting it there as a kind of, you know, like white fragility, all kind of woke or you know, like white fragility, all actualkind of woke or you know, like white fragility, all actual they of woke or you know, like white fragility, all actual they were ke or you know, like white fragility, all actual they were putting or you know, like white fragility, all actual they were putting it r an actual they were putting it there like it pro there as a joke, like it was pro White Supremacy. Or maybe maybe theyre kind of, White Supremacy. Or maybe maybe theykind kind of, White Supremacy. Or maybe maybe theykind of kind of, White Supremacy. Or maybe maybe theykind of artsy kind of, White Supremacy. Or maybe maybe theykind of artsy joke. Nd of, White Supremacy. Or maybe maybe theykind of artsy joke. White like, kind of artsy joke. White is colour white. Is supreme, the colour of white. Its paint joke. Its a its just a paint joke. Its a paint it isnt paint joke. It isnt a decorating joke. All right. Thanks, guys. The shows pretty much have much over. But lets have another quick saturdays another quick look at saturdays front the telegraph front pages. So the telegraph has off barge in has migrants taken off barge in legionella scare the times goes with students term in with students to start term in hotels starts hotels or bunk beds, starts a real story. The express doctors are striking to bring down tories. The mail has trans tories. The daily mail has trans row over womens wards. Tories. The daily mail has trans row over womens wards. The row over womens wards. The guardian goes with asylum barge evacuated as deadly bacteria found and the daily star rise of the sarnie psychos that are brilliant story we covered in detail earlier. So those were detail earlier. So those were the front pages. Thats it for tonight. Thanks to jonathan and lewis. Has not lewis. Someone has written not so lewis. Would never say so much lewis. I would never say that is back that andrew doyle is back tomorrow cressida tomorrow 11 with cressida and nicholas santo. And if youre nicholas de santo. And if youre watching then stay watching at 5 am, then stay tuned for breakfast. But for now, good night. Good now, its good night. Good morning god looks morning and god bless. Looks like things are heating up, but boxt boilers, proud sponsors of weather on. Gb news. Weather on. Gb news. Hello there. Welcome to our hello there. Welcome to our latest gb news weather forecast. Im Greg Dewhurst and looking at the weekend be summarised by sunshine and scattered showers particularly heavy on saturday and looking at the bigger picture, we can see why this area of low pressure moves in for the weekend. Increasing the wind strengths, increasing the risk of showers across north risk of showers across the north and west in particular out and the west in particular out there through the rest of friday evening. Not too bad. Therell be some clear spells before dusk and well see and then overnight well see some outbreaks of rain pushing in across parts of Northern Ireland, western scotland, which could be heavy at times. Temperatures generally a little lower than recent nights. So a little more comfortable for sleeping, but still 14 or 15 for many to start saturday morning. Best of the sunshine, first thing across eastern parts of england, north east scotland. But these bands of rain slowly push their way eastwards through but these bands of rain slowly push thgas way eastwards through but these bands of rain slowly push thgas the eastwards through but these bands of rain slowly push thgas the area nards through but these bands of rain slowly push thgas the area of ds through but these bands of rain slowly push thgas the area of lowhrough the day as the area of low pressure pushes in from the atlantic. Some of this rain could be perhaps thundery atlantic. Some of this rain co times perhaps thundery atlantic. Some of this rain co times across perhaps thundery atlantic. Some of this rain co times across northern thundery at times across northern england, but there will be some sunny between and that sunny spells in between and that will to around will lift temperatures to around 23 towards the southeast 23 degrees towards the southeast , breezier conditions towards the northwest here 20 or 21 as a maximum temperature into sunday. Low pressure still in charge. The winds do ease and there will be less showers around, but fairly cloudy. Picture some bright spells , a bright or sunny spells, a scattering showers and scattering of showers and temperatures once again reaching the teens to low 20s into the high teens to low 20s into the high teens to low 20s into the beginning of next week. It stays unsettled further rain on monday, signs of something monday, but signs of something dner monday, but signs of something drier and brighter by tuesday looks like things are heating up. Boxed boilers, proud sponsors of weather on. News so tonight, im going to be joined by simon dunkirk, whos the former labour mp for rochdale. Weve also got the deputy leader of the conservatives on the london assembly. And my best got gb news presenter Charlie Peters is the conservative councillor for windsor. Laura swann also got spitting image legend steve nallon and former cabbie and famed towie mum clare brockett, and talking about cabby drivers. Weve also got cab driver gary fisher. But first,. Weve also got cab driver gary fisher. But first, your. Weve also got cab driver gary fisher. But first, your latest fisher. But first, your latest news headlines. News headlines. Good evening. Im Tatiana Sanchez in the newsroom. The home secretary was warned that Holding Migrants on the bibby stockholm barge was a huge health and safety risk. The Fire Brigades Union says it wrote to Suella Braverman more than a week ago, but hasnt received a response. All 39 migrants on the barge were removed this afternoon after legionella bacteria was found in the water. The bacteria can cause a serious type of lung infection known as legionnaires disease. Meanwhile legionnaires disease. Meanwhile the home office has confirmed 755 people across the English Channelin 755 people across the English Channel in 14 small boats. Yesterday thats the highest daily figure so far this year. As we reported yesterday , it as we reported yesterday, it bnngs as we reported yesterday, it brings the total number of people to have made the crossing to 100,000. Thats since numbers were recorded in 2018. The rmt union has announced a fresh strikes for around 20,000 of its members. Rmt workers at 14 train operators will walk out on august the 26th and september the 2nd. Its part of the ongoing dispute over pay , jobs ongoing dispute over pay, jobs and conditions. The union says its been left with little choice but to take further action as its seen no improved or revised offer from the rail delivery group. The Health Delivery group. The Health Secretary says the latest four day strike by Junior Doctors , day strike by Junior Doctors, which started today, serves only to harm patients. Protesters have been gathering outside downing street. Its the fifth downing street. Its the fifth time theyve staged a walkout this year in their ongoing dispute over pay. The british dispute over pay. The British Medical Association says its been left with no choice. Been left with no choice. According to the nhs, almost 835,000 appointments have been postponed since industrial action began in december. Chief secretary to the treasury john glen insists the 6 uplift given to Junior Doctors is fair. He says the government Wont Take Part in any more talks