Comes into effect as of today. Comes into effect as of today. It follows the controversy sparked by the jailing of Andrew Malkinson , who spent 17 years malkinson, who spent 17 years behind bars for a crime he didnt commit. Behind bars for a crime he didnt commit. Donald trump has didnt commit. Donald trump has targeted the federal judge assigned to the case, charging him with seeking to overturn the 2020 president ial election. In 2020 president ial election. In a social media post, trump said there is no way i can get a fair trial with the judge assigned no formal request has been filed with the court. Well, it comes as a lawyer for donald trump says that the former president was simply exercising his right to free speech when he asked lawmakers to defy the will of their voters. Trump pleaded not guilty in court last week. The Health Security agency is investigating after at least 57 triathletes fell ill after taking part in swimming competitions off the wearside coast in sunderland. Around 2000 people took part in the uk leg of the World Triathlon championship series last weekend. The Health Security agency says it is asking those with symptoms to send a sample for testing to determine the cause of the illness. North cumbrian water says there have been no sewage discharges at the beach since 2021. This is gb news across the uk on tv in your car on Digital Radio and on your Smart Speaker by saying play gb news now though, time for headliners. Headliners. Hello and welcome to headliners. Hello and welcome to headliners. Im josh howie. And joining me to go through mondays newspapers is a comic with a podcast, but its a successful one. Frances foster. Successful one. Frances foster. Well done on that mate. And returning to headliners after touring the other side of the world. Kerry marks. Hey world. Its kerry marks. Hey i was expecting a big round of applause, forgot that applause, but i forgot that theres no audience. One mate. Theres no one here, mate. Theyre applauding. Theres no one here, mate. Themakepplauding. Theres no one here, mate. The makepplaudaudience. Make up an audience. Make up an audience. Havent they dont care. You havent seen you for a long time. Havent of it. I havent been out of it. I havent been out of it. Across across the other side of the world. Of other bits and a number of other bits and pieces in other countries. , antipodean you know, antipodean like your open. I can see a your shirt is open. I can see a little chester. Your shirt is open. I can see a littimike chester. Your shirt is open. I can see a littimike went. Ster. Your shirt is open. I can see a littimike went. Isthad choice. Your shirt is open. I can see a litjust ke went. Isthad choice. Your shirt is open. I can see a litjust worked. Isthad choice. Your shirt is open. I can see a litjust worked outiad choice. Your shirt is open. I can see a litjust worked out that choice. Your shirt is open. I can see a litjust worked out that ch no, nothings changed. Right. Lets have a look at those front theres front pages. And theres a little were little technical snafu. So were going them manually. Here going to do them manually. Here we go. Remote island plan for channel migrants. Woohooi lets channel migrants. Woohooi lets go to the next one. I dont know. I cant read that. Well, bosses who hire Illegal Immigrants face ruin. Woohoo lets go for the next one. Mps defy anger over second jobs with outside earnings of 10 million. Ooh we got how many more. 7 oh, here we go. This is a good one. 74 demand action on danger dogs. Thats actually something i totally , totally agree with i totally, totally agree with there. And secret labs vaccine plan to prevent bird flu pandemic. Yeah, im sure were not going to hear about that one again. And finally, the daily star, logical captain, and star, a logical captain, and thats your front pages. I think thats your front pages. I think we can do it that way the whole time. Kicking things off with the daily mail. Frances yes. So this talks about the conservative governments new new ways for immigration and their new immigration scheme , their new immigration scheme, which is theyre going to send Illegal Migrants to the island of ascension. Of ascension. And what theyre going to do is theyre going to send them there. And its pretty much a deserted island. Its about a thousand coast of thousand miles off the coast of south america, 1500 the thousand miles off the coast of south ofnerica, 1500 the thousand miles off the coast of south of africa 1500 the thousand miles off the coast of south of africa and the thousand miles off the coast of south of africa and its the thousand miles off the coast of south of africa and its 4000 coast of africa and its 4000 miles from the uk. And theyre just going to place them there before for then deciding where to send them , which is a great to send them, which is a great scheme. Interesting now, the thing is, theres a slight with this. I slight problem with this. I believe that kerry, youve actually to ive been believe that kerry, youve acthely to ive been believe that kerry, youve acthe island. To ive been to the island. Its wonderful. To the island. And nonderful. To the island. And youierful. To the island. And you know , whilst its and you know, whilst its going from one extreme, rwanda is one extreme to go to. Lets send them to a its a tropical paradise. It is beautiful. Paradise. It is beautiful. I mean, theres volcanic rock and then the most incredible tropic, Beautiful Mountain and so on. Its an island with no insects on it. Wow really . Lets send them to the insect. I want to them to the insect. I want to live on the insect. I would jump at the chance to live there. Theres more mosquitoes at the chance to live there. The beachesrore mosquitoes at the chance to live there. The beachesrore empty. Toes at the chance to live there. The beaches lore empty. Toes no the beaches are empty. No, no mosquitoes. Beaches mosquitoes. The beaches are empty. Are beautiful. Empty. They are beautiful. Theres giant turtles along the beach. There are. Can you say the word farting on this program . And think thats . And i think thats not too far. Are too far. Yeah, there are far too rocks. Farting rocks. Rocks. There are farting rocks. You walk along beach and you walk along the beach and because theres air holes running the rocks , you running through the rocks, you running through. He rocks, you running through the rocks, you running through. And cks, you running through the rocks, you running through. And its, you hear this sound. And its actually fascinating. Actually fascinating. So human rights lawyers are going have field day with going to have a field day with the rocks. That the old farting rocks. That sounds like the old farting rocks. That soundzto like the old farting rocks. That soundzto me like the old farting rocks. That soundzto me. Like abuse to me. Well, i can identify then as an illegal migrant. I think its going to. Well, you dont need identify. You dont need to identify. We know this this know your past, but this this sounds like it could well backfire. Then frances. Well, what it looks like is another poorly thought out way shock. Poorly thought out way shock. I know from the conservatives who just they cannot seem to get it together. They cannot seem to get it together. They cant seem to put together a coherent strategy and the whole thing is a shambles. Well, the good news is election is there isnt an election coming next year. Coming up in the next year. Yeah. Does mondays yeah. What does mondays telegraphthe telegraph tells us kerry the telegraph tells us that bosses who hire ill legal migrants and then it puts in inverted commas, face ruin , inverted commas, face ruin, which i assume because its not part of one sentence. I dont mean they ruin. Mean that they will face ruin. They going they mean that theyre going to ruin their faces, which i think is a bit bit over the top really. And this is the idea of just fining bosses. So much that it isnt worth their while hiring illegal migrant s, which i think would be better to send the bosses to rwanda personally. But bosses to rwanda personally. But but this is the new plan. But this is the new plan. So i mean, we i mean, i guess are we talking here about because theres a lot Chinese Restaurant and indian restaurants. Theres a lot of migration used there. Is that migration used there. Is that does that mean were going to be paying does that mean were going to be paying more . Yeah, were going to be paying paying more. So i think what we need is we need to look at need to do is we need to look at the Illegal Migrants and go, right. You good when it right. Are you good when it comes doing a curry all sweet comes to doing a curry all sweet and pork because if you are and sour pork because if you are this. Oh, there we go. Theres a telegraph always. No, no. Lets stick with the telegraph for a second. Dont no, no. Lets stick with the telegrit h for a second. Dont no, no. Lets stick with the telegrit awaya second. Dont no, no. Lets stick with the telegrit away because. Dont no, no. Lets stick with the telegrit away because theyve no, no. Lets stick with the teleanother|y because theyve no, no. Lets stick with the tele another little ause theyve no, no. Lets stick with the tele another little ause � there. E got another little story there. Tens to miss. Tens of thousands to miss. University offer. Is quite university offer. This is quite an interesting thing. Carry about great inflation over the last few years, certainly through covid where essentially you grade that you you got the grade that you thought deserved. You thought you deserved. Do you think is a you . Think this is a good you . Sorry . Whats the reason so sorry . Whats the reason why missing university . Why theyre missing university . Because now theyre they dont grades. Because now theyre they doryeah, grades. Because now theyre they doryeah, theyre � ades. Have yeah, theyre going to have to okay because its to actually. Okay because its actually that. Actually higher than that. Theyre going to miss the university. One. University. Im not getting one. Yeah, loads of people yeah, theres loads of people like havent been like us who havent even been informed course informed, so. Well, of course the effects of lockdown are just coming now and its going to be years until we see how much damage we did in closing schools. Confusing everything. So, yeah , thats just one of the after effects. And you know what . The telegraph still coming through with actual news. With yet more actual news. Theyve got natwest limits access to cash for certain customers. Now of course this is on the of whats happened on the back of whats happened with is big deal with farage. This is a big deal and i think people are slowly becoming more aware of the kind of were walking into this Cashless Society or or being pushed. Well, we all have been signed. Well, we all been pushed into a Cashless Society because it seems that more and more, you go to Certain Companies like prets or your aldis, and they dont accept cash and it just feels like were being denied cash. Like were being denied cash. And if you look at the way that we use cash before the pandemic and after the pandemic , it is and after the pandemic, it is completely different. I havent completely different. I havent seen cash since the pandemic. You havent seen cash . You havent seen cash . No. No. No. Do you remember what cash looks like . No. Cant remember no. I cant even remember what dont even get a choice we dont even get a choice now people push the card now either. People push the card reader almost immediately reader to you almost immediately. And its very its very rare now, even considers you now, someone even considers you might night at the might want to put night at the strip wasnt strip club, wasnt it. Was a hard time. Yeah. It was a hard time. Yeah. It was a hard time. Yeah. But whats the front of but whats the front page of the francis i so the, the front page of the guardian is all about mps second jobs josh howie. So its basically saying that theres a lot of mps support and surprise tory mps who are claiming a huge amount of for money their second jobs. If youve got people like for instance, Geoffrey Geoffrey cox, whos been paid nearly. £6 cox, whos been paid nearly. £6 million as a lawyer and you go, well, hes a lawyer, whats the problem that . Well the problem with that . Well the problem with that . Well the problem hes working all problem is, if hes working all those hours as lawyer, how is those hours as a lawyer, how is he serving his constituents . And he serving his constituents . And i think answer to this and i think the answer to this and this is controversial point, this is a controversial point, and a lot of people dont and i know a lot of people dont like i think we need to pay like it. I think we need to pay our more. I think like it. I think we need to pay our more. I think think our mps more. I think i think we need our mps more and need to pay our mps more and then them doing other then ban them from doing other jobs, having jobs, ban them from having a second you listen . Second job, do you listen . Jacob rees mogg according to the guardian here, hes paid 29 grand month do this show. Grand a month to do this show. Wow. To do this show. Yeah to do his show. This channel. Do his show. To do this channel. To channel. Yeah. To do this channel. 29 grand. 29 grand. 29 grand. 29 yeah. About 600,000 29 grand. Yeah. About 600,000 youtube subscribers says he doesnt have. Were all getting £29 for this, were all getting £29 for thiswell , yeah, were not even well, yeah, were not even gettingcourse , if they i of course, if they do. I didnt getting didnt know you were getting £29, 29 second are £29, 29 second jobs. We are going to lose half the presenters here at news. Presenters here at gb news. Say so. Its a positive. The guardian say for the the guardian does say for the right news channel, they right wing gb news channel, they have wing in have to put the right wing in every they be. Every time they just be. I didnt know. No one told me this was have didnt know. No one told me this was it. Have done it. Very frustrating because done it. Like very frustrating because done it. Like theyre strating because done it. Like theyre constantly ause done it. Like foryre constantly ause done it. Like for thisconstantly ause done it. Like for this narrative. ause done it. Like for this narrative. Juste pushing for this narrative. Just because you have right wing people on doesnt it people on it doesnt make it right wing, not right wing people right wing, not right wing peopwas it was free i was told it was a free speech say speech channel where i can say what i is still true what i like. Is that still true or not . Thats right. Or not . And s right. Or not . And whenever wing i say am and whenever wing i say i am in given moment, the biggest in any given moment, the biggest and an interesting stat and heres an interesting stat the you know who the one who owns the most. Im the labour. Im the labour. Im the labour. I get a guess. Go on. Oh from laboun labour. W from labour. Whos whos the biggest whos the one who coins it for labour. It the most for labour. No keir starmer. No keir starmer. No david lammy knight grand knight. Is that lbc. Is that lbc. Oh of course , yeah. Oh of course, yeah. Oh of course, yeah. Oh of course, yeah. Oh really . Yeah, of course. Oh really . Yeah, of course. Lets put yeah. By the way, lets put that in proportion to boris johnson, whos getting about 5 million. Thats the guardian. Here, but also a little story here, but your sleep affected your your sleep is affected by your postcode , which is ill be postcode, which is ill be looking trying find looking it up and trying to find out affects my out where my postcode affects my sleep or not. Im probably losing that tonight. Losing sleep over that tonight. Oh, wow. W w sorry. Its adding to it more , right. Lets , hopefully. Right. Well, lets finish star. Finish with the daily star. Illogical captain, says carry illogical captain, says the daily star and this is a story William Shatner has stepped in into the discussion of whether there are aliens visiting us and amongst us, of course. And as an expert who has been there , William Shatner says been there, William Shatner says no , no. And theres a little no, no. And theres a little cartoon of spock saying little green men , im all ears, which green men, im all ears, which is a joke about his big ears. If you havent figured that out. And yeah, this is this becomes become theres been ive literally seen physical evidence of him, visual evidence of him talking to aliens. Talking to aliens. Why is he now turning around . Why is he now turning around . He went around the universe and told them about love. I dont could take dont know how we could take that they solved that back. Really. They solved most of prime directive. Most of their prime directive. Well, they just want to silence it, arent they . Its a government scheme, mate. Wait. The the for the cats out of the bag for a long time. Know well, william i know. Well, well. William shatner. I dont shatner. Im sorry. I dont believe you. Thats it for part one. Coming in part two, one. Coming up in part two, were looking into police admin moss pockets and some moss deep pockets and some political mudslinging. See you political mudslinging. See you in a couple of welcome back to headliners with me. Josh howie joined night by my best friends, Francis Foster and kerry marks. You guys didnt know you were my best friends, did best find best way to find out. Best way to find out. I wanted you but i just wanted to let you know. And thats i brought know. And thats why i brought you evening. First you here this evening. First up is news. And francis is mondays news. And francis labour discovered a unique labour has discovered a unique way dealing with the migrant problem. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Absolutely. Labour are absolutely smashing it. So theyre going to continue short term use of barges to house migrants. A shadow minister migrants. A shadow minister admits it, and thats because its all very well to be in opposition and to criticise the tories and go, theyre evil, theyre racist. All of a sudden theyre racist. All of a sudden youre going to come in and youre going to come in and youre going to be faced with the bitter reality that this country falling pieces and country is falling to pieces and the infrastructure is a shambles. And so, stephen kinnock, the shadow minister, said the reality is that weve got tens of thousands of people in hotels. We need to get them out of and need to get of hotels and we need to get them off the and out of them off the barges and out of them off the barges and out of the military camps then the military camps too. He then threw under a bus, threw the tories under a bus, which is fair enough because theyve what theyve been in power for what seems years. But seems the last 90 years. But hes basically said that labour are to do everything are going to do everything that they but they can where they can, but theyre all going to be on the on the barges. Theyre all going to be on the on the barges. Yeah. On the barges. Yeah. I mean, what you think i mean, what do you think about people about this, carrie . Some people would say is being would say this is them being somewhat hypocritical. Hypocritical, this them mature. Whole story here is we the whole story here is we havent a plan either, havent got a plan either, really, isnt it . I mean, its were going to get them out of barge and military camps and not saying what theyre getting them into. So you cant get people out of something without planning on whats the next stage. And there is no next stage. And there is no next stage here. Theyre thinking about getting rid this about getting rid of this contingency measures, but they have no new contingency contingency measures. They talking about the mess the government theyre government made. Theyre not talking up talking about how to tidy it up. Really theres no. Theres really theres just no actual plan or story there. Basically, they are admitting theyve got the same problem and theyre saying we will keep that going we come up with going until we come up with something. Going until we come up with sontheylg. Going until we come up with sonthey dont have a plan, though. Yeah, but theyve got a plan to sort of get rid the to sort of get rid of the backlog is what theyre criticising the tory government about. They sort about. But yes, they dont sort of way, when we of say, oh, by the way, when we do with the backlog and the do deal with the backlog and the people let in, are people that we let in, what are we people people that we let in, what are we dont people people that we let in, what are we dont let people people that we let in, what are we dont let in people people that we let in, what are we dont let in what3eople people that we let in, what are we dont let in what3eorwe we dont let in and what are we going we going to do, the people that we do . Of do . Because taking them out of hotels. Okay, great. Lets take them now them out of hotels. And now theyre accommodation that theyre in accommodation that doesnt exist. But the is, doesnt exist. But the thing is, they really up they cant really go up on ascension they cant really go up on asctheyn they cant really go up on asc they cant they cant really go up on ascthey cant say were going to they cant say were going to go an even better, more go have an even better, more paradise than this one. Paradise island than this one. So what do you do next . Oh, i mean, bahamas. Well, maybe we can have them canal boats can have them build canal boats , you know, i mean, build , you know, i mean, even build canals. This is. Im on. Canals. Jesus this is. Im on. Im the right wing gb news. Im on the right wing gb news. No, but why is that wrong . If my family in trouble and someone says, come and live my farm, says, come and live on my farm, but youve to and you but youve got to work and you can thats can live here, then thats thats not right wing. Thats a decent thats not right wing. Thats a deis. 1t it is. Right. It is. Build barges. People it is. Good barges. It is. Good baboats. People it is. Good baboats. Well people it is. Good ba boats. Well okay,e it is. Good baboats. Well okay, on are good at boats. Well okay, on to the telegraph and forget china. To the telegraph and forget chiitheres new in theres a new villain in town, kerry ran. Im not theyre a new im not sure theyre a new villain, but the telegraph telling us that, well, theyre sending iran is now uks sending us iran is now uks biggest secure city threat. This is called according to suella braverman, who i presume would know about things like this. Know about things like this. Shes warned the last year tehran , tehran have been behind tehran, tehran have been behind ten murders kidnaps , kidnap ten murders and kidnaps, kidnap plots. And this year its gone up to 15. And the method now is because they cant work through the old spying methods ever since what happened with salisbury poisonings and of course, there was the litvinenko course, there was the litvinenko co murder of some years ago, which we live around there, of course, that was in crouch end or he lived in crouch end. I walked past day. Walked past it every day. Yeah. Yeah. Really . Where . Really . Where . I im assuming. No, do. I do. Im assuming. No, i do. He he was killed. Discovered he he was killed. We discovered there a spy living just there was a spy living just along road. Just along my road. And then just a few later, i looked out the few days later, i looked out the window tree window and i swear i saw a tree moving up the up the road behind a person you took at the time you quhe a person you took at the time you quite heavily into your psyche. Kerry, your life. Also, kerry, your life. Also, kerry, your life. Turned out it was it turned out it was christmas. Something christmas. It was just something your an book, isnt your life is like an book, isnt it . It really is. So it . Yeah, it really is. So anyway, because. Because of those the spies who didnt turn out to be anything like we imagined with james they imagined with james bond, they were hopeless with were really hopeless with excuses. Children. And as excuses. Like children. And as a result, weve closed this loop. So now whats happening is the networks are working through organised gangs because they know what theyre yes totally. Yeah. But i mean, this sort of seems francis like, why has the iranian got guards not been prescribed . Thats what i dont understand. Look, to me, this is just a ridiculous story. Look, to me, this is just a ridiculous story. They say ridiculous story. They say theyre responsible for ten murders. Thats less than some 16 year olds in this city, mate. Do you know what i mean . Well, we do to deal with them, we do try to deal with them, but. But. No, but we dont. I mean, look , to me, a ridiculous look, to me, its a ridiculous non story. We really need to talk about the chinese mate, because theyre the ones really. This program has become sounds like. Are you any sounds like. Are you taking any money from youve got lot iranian youve got a lot of iranian viewers podcast. Viewers on that podcast. Right . Gb we do, mate. Stream right . Gb news interesting. News interesting. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Well, no , i mean, okay. Well, no, i mean, theres also another story that came out week. If came out this week. I dunno if you the jewish you saw that the Jewish Chronicle unveiled the chronicle unveiled about the same organisation, the iranian guards , Islamic Revolutionary guards, Islamic Revolutionary guards, Islamic Revolutionary guards , basically giving talks guards, basically giving talks on our campuses saying its time to end the era of jews and whatnot. Well, theres two on this channel right now. Good this channel right now. Good luck. Right . Mondays daily mail will fade. So it doesnt like to and i look it so i keep it down token jew and im being outed mondays daily mail next and the met has lost some sex offenders probably find a few if they start looking within frances absolute and on the London Comedy circuit so at least names you want to say yeah theres lots of them mate. Anyway. Well, they cant anyway. Well, they cant afford me, it be afford to sue me, so it would be fine anyway, at least 500 fine. So anyway, at least 500 convicted are convicted sex offenders are missing in the with Police Missing in the uk, with police admitting it has lost nearly half of them. So theyve lost track more than 500 committed track of more than 500 committed sex which is sex offenders, which is absolutely horrendous number. These include and rapists and not just in the London Metropolitan police alone. I think it was 238 and missing. Wow which is obviously a horrifying number. But this was Something Else that this article brought to light and that do you know if youre a sex offender, youre allowed to change your name . Yeah. Name . Yeah. Carrie, im glad you carried on sentence. On that sentence. Know. You know if i didnt know. Do you know if youre . Yes, youre a sex offender . Yes, i do, original name is bob, your original name is bob, isnt yeah isnt it . Yeah bob daniels. Bob daniels. Bob daniels. I didnt call myself bob the sex offender. I had to change the. I changed the surname because that was the give on the circuit. Its weird, isnt it . Its. I think how we treat its. I think how we treat offenders, says a lot about us and who we are as a country. But still, with this one, i think poke their eyes out and chop their legs so they cant run their legs off so they cant run away. They can away. What do you mean they can change and not change their names and not report in . That even report in . Hows that even possible . But use our possible . But use our technology. Weve got nowadays. If you back up your car, it starts to kerbs starts beeping to say the kerbs close you. Can we give close behind you. Can we give them something that does that when theyre near a child or just like you do with when theyre near a child or ju dog . Like you do with when theyre near a child or ju dog . Well, like you do with when theyre near a child or ju dog . Well, whye you do with when theyre near a child or ju dog . Well, why cant do with when theyre near a child or ju dog . Well, why cant we . Nith a dog . Well, why cant we . Yeah, that was one of the sacha sketches when Sacha Baron Cohen sketches when he was it with a with he was doing it with a with a politician. He oh, weve politician. He said, oh, weve developed alarm. Developed this special alarm. And time it got close and then every time it got close to because had slept to because this guy had slept with woman and it was with a young woman and it was very funny. This very it was very funny. This is embarrassing, isnt embarrassing, though, isnt it . Embarrassing. I mean, its embarrassing. I mean, its embarrassing. Embarrassing i mean, its embarrassing. that embarrassing i mean, its embarrassing. that journalzmbarrassing i mean, its embarrassing. that journal ismarrassing i mean, its embarrassing. that journal ism torssing is that it takes journal ism to uncover stuff opposed to uncover this stuff as opposed to the doing job. The police doing theirjob. Yeah, shouldnt surprised. Yeah, i shouldnt be surprised. But read but still, when you read this stuff crazy, has stuff, its crazy, right . Has musk finally found a way to bankrupt himself in this story from guardian . From the guardian . Moss , musk has offered carry moss, musk has offered to pay the legal bills of people who put anything onto twitter, which is now called x. The cat that gets them, say, fired from a job and so on, which if hes actually going to do this, it is going to cost a fortune and its going to be a crazy idea. So what it was was twitter has now become x, which i understand him doing that he wants his authority wants to stamp his authority on the. It looks awful. Its terrible. It looks like a night nightclub in essex, doesnt it . X yeah, yeah. X yeah, yeah. But i suppose it goes, youve got to speak from experience. It goes this space thing it goes with this space thing i suppose, and its and hes got these him who these executives below him who are ex executives if are now ex executives and if they , theyre ex they get fired, theyre ex executives. Executives. We havent heard a joke on headunes we havent heard a joke on headlines for quite a while. So a joke. Im not sure it was but yes. So twitter is an x bird, seems to be an and now so i dont know how this works. If you write something on twitter and it gets you fired. So if i put on twitter tonight that elon musk is an idiot or im going to kill him and then this program fires me, he now has to give me the money to fight a court case to be allowed to say that about him. Is that right . Doesnt do no, he doesnt have to do anything, carrie. Said he will. He said he he said he will. He has to. He. He. Written down in the its written down in the garden. He will do it. He will do it. Yeah, seen the tweet. He yeah, ive seen the tweet. He doesnt anything. It doesnt have to do anything. It wouldnt surprise me elon was wouldnt surprise me if elon was sitting on the john he just sitting on the john and he just went, what . That sounds went, you know what . That sounds like idea. Fire like a good idea. Ill just fire that everybodys like a good idea. Ill just fire that gone everybodys like a good idea. Ill just fire that gone in everybodys like a good idea. Ill just fire that gone in and everybodys like a good idea. Ill just fire that gone in and just ferybodys like a good idea. Ill just fire that gone in and just gone. Dys like a good idea. Ill just fire that gone in and just gone. Yep. Just gone in and just gone. Yep. Elon is definitely going to do this. Are you saying got no principles . Are you saying are saying are you saying are you saying elon mate, are you saying are you saying elorsaying mate, are you saying are you saying elorsaying he mate, are you saying are you saying elorsaying he fired mate, are you saying are you saying elorsaying he fired off mate, are you saying are you saying elorsaying he fired off a mate, are you saying are you saying elorsaying he fired off a tweet, im saying he fired off a tweet and now hes probably thinking that was a bit wrong. Youre saying thats all he fired off. I mean, hes doing this, of course, is to course, to the idea is to protect free speech or to draw attention do think it attention to it. Do you think it will that way . Will have an impact in that way . Because when will have an impact in that way . Bec. Hita when will have an impact in that way . Bec. Hit threaten when will have an impact in that way . Bec. Hit threaten suing when will have an impact in that way . Bec. Hit threaten suing in when you hit threaten suing in america . Thats the thing that makes an impact. And we have seen with arguably seen that with arguably detransitioners now suing their doctors. Well , i doctors. Well, i think what musk is actually trying to do is hes what hes trying to do is to get to build twitter into being this all encompassing platform where you its to going be having all different types of content. So different types of content. So youre going to be having written articles , youre going written articles, youre going to having video articles , and to be having video articles, and its an all its going to be an all encompassing thing, hub, as it were. Me , this is just were. And for me, this is just another him to publicise another way for him to publicise this hub. That is that. But i think that is that. But then the reality of it then but the reality of it though, shouldnt there some though, shouldnt there be some consequences i consequences for free speech . I mean, plenty places mean, theres plenty of places on internet people say on the internet where people say everywhere, we need to point them. Them out. All right, move that. All right, lets move that. And on and we havent even got to on like whatnot like hate speech and whatnot before go break, does before we go to a break, does this express story explain why some will not be seen some products will not be seen within the upcoming break . Frances. Yes. Yes. So this is in the daily express , two directors of express, two directors of a Campaign Group that pushes advertisers on diversity issues has made light of nigel farage being de banking shock, horror. Being de banking shock, horror. One of them has described nigel as being a fascist fascist. And i bet if you asked this person and asked them to define what fascism actually is, they would have no way of explaining it to you. And this is a problem, you know, in that when this case with with nigel happened and there are so many people on the left, so many people who were progressives, who saw it as a good thing because they disagreed with his views on benoh disagreed with his views on benoit and not realising that actually the weapons that are used against your enemies will invariably be after a period of time, be used against you. But sadly , they are so morally sadly, they are so morally righteous that they feel that they are on the right side of history and they can never be in the wrong. Yeah, i mean , kerry, there is yeah, i mean, kerry, there is something ironic here about someone trying to shut down other peoples voices for wrongthink like calling other people fascists. People fascists. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. And these people are the conscious advertising network. Can theyve thrown in the word conscious. Whats, whats an unconscious advertising the word conscious is only there so they can call it can right im sleeping and i just mentioned spaghetti hoops in my sleep. In my sleep. Yeah exactly. Yeah exactly. I think this whole de banking is going to become one of those new words that will go in the dictionary isnt and dictionary soon, isnt it . And were seeing the birth of it because i dont think its been around think because i dont think its been ar0|something think because i dont think its been ar0|something newthink its something very new as a thing and to see banks being the new moral guardians of society is just bizarre. Its bizarre , isnt it . Like its bizarre, isnt it . Like whoever looked at a group of bankers and thought , you know bankers and thought, you know what, mate . Youre the people who who should be actually lecturing us about how to live our lives. Banker em em our lives. Banker. Act like e banker. Act like it. Our lives. Yeah, banker. Act like it. Our lives. Yeah, exactly. Ar. Act like it. Our lives. Yeah, exactly. Whent like it. Our lives. Yeah, exactly. When youret. Yeah, exactly. When youre stumbling out of stringfellows at 3 00 the morning with at 3 00 in the morning with a nosebleed done at 3 00 in the morning with a nos� much, done at 3 00 in the morning with a nos� much, charlie. Done at 3 00 in the morning with a nos� much, charlie. Actuallyione too much, charlie. Actually thats what i think of when i think of the words. What would jesus think of the words. What would jes|yeah, your ideal nightclub based. Yeah , it is, well, you based. Ye you it is, well, you based. Ye you employ well, you based. Ye you employ a well, you based. Ye you employ a hipell, you based. Ye you employ a hip young| know, you employ a hip young comedian, mate. Thats what youre going to on a sunday. Comedian, mate. Thats what youi e going to on a sunday. Comedian, mate. Thats what youi e gand to on a sunday. Comedian, mate. Thats what youi e gand confessn a sunday. Comedian, mate. Thats what youi e gand confess toa sunday. Comedian, mate. Thats what youi e gand confess to my|nday. Comedian, mate. Thats what youi e gand confess to my banker i go and confess to my banker everything and see what they think. Very good. It for part very good. Thats it for part two. Join for part three when two. Join us for part three when well about forgotten well be talking about forgotten people. Shrinking people. The bbcs shrinking budget and some powerful online content do not go away. Content do not go away. That warm feeling inside from boxt boilers, proud sponsors of weather on. Gb news. Weather on. Gb news. Good evening. My name is rachel ayers and welcome to your latest gb news Weather Forecast brought to you by the met office. So we have seen quite a few showers across the uk. For few showers across the uk. For many today, it been many today, though, it has been dry for some. And we dry for some. And as we look towards the new week, this area of High Pressure will just come across the uk very briefly, bringing some settled weather across the south. But back to tonights weather and showers will slowly ease becoming more confined to northern and western areas. Clear spells elsewhere combined with light winds will make for quite a cool night tonight. So temperatures in rural areas dropping into mid or even low single figures. It will even low single figures. It will make for a fresh but bright start to the new week with plenty of sunshine around , plenty of sunshine around, though, we will start to see that cloud bubbling up, allowing showers to develop through the morning. Showers will be mostly across northern areas. They might into east might just creep into east anglia for time with that high anglia for a time with that High Pressure keeping things mostly dry across the south. Were feeling pretty pleasant in the sunshine with highs of 22 or locally, 23 in the southeast. Locally, 23 in the southeast. Now as we go into tuesday, an area of low pressure moves in from the west. Nothing as developed as what we saw on saturday, but will bring quite a bit of cloud rain and drizzle, especially to western areas, a dner especially to western areas, a drier and brighter day across the north and as we look towards midweek, that drier and more settled weather looking to stay around with those temperatures on the rise. On the rise. That warm feeling inside from boxt boilers, proud sponsors of weather on gb news welcome back to headliners and lets get straight into it with mondays news and kerry is labour trying to eat its gender woo woo cake and eat it . I like that. I like the fact i like that. I like the fact you tried it and almost achieved it. This is anneliese dodds, the shadow equalities minister , shadow equalities minister, saying that labour wants to tackle indignity for trans people and protect womens spaces, protecting womens spaces, protecting womens spaces is now this new idea of the 21st century of where weve reached that labour have come across as of course for a while. Theres been an ideology that has been railroading through society and an like a mad train that smashed into a wall of pubuc that smashed into a wall of Public Opinion in scotland and is now doing the same here. And were seeing that train sort of going back on, back on the track a little bit. And how dare you say that . How dare i . Two time male rapists be a woman. Woman. Theres a bigot. Yeah. So really, were seeing us all winding back from labour now, as we did from the snp of once again finding it difficult to find policy that will separate themselves from the tories. But its interesting that theyre having reiterate what having to sort of reiterate what they so ago. They did a week or so ago. I mean, theyre sort francis. I mean, theyre sort of backtracking and of theyre backtracking and theyre but whats interesting of theyre backtracking and they me ut whats interesting of theyre backtracking and they me ,t whats interesting of theyre backtracking and theyme , reading interesting of theyre backtracking and theyme , reading thisresting of theyre backtracking and theyme , reading this isting of theyre backtracking and theyme , reading this is the is to me, reading this is the way and the way they way and also the way they originally kind of originally sold their kind of their this, is their u turn on this, which is a welcome u turn, arguably , of welcome u turn, arguably, of course. Theyre sort of course. But theyre sort of saying, were trying help you saying, were trying to help you trans people. Trying trans people. Were trying to and womens and were protecting womens spaces. It spaces. Like theyre just it does like there is does feel like there is a complete fudge. Josh they know that the vast majority of people dont buy into this nonsense. Theres only two sexes. Theres men and women and women spaces need to be protected. Covid and they need protected. Covid and they need to be protected in law. And Everybody Knows and understands that for reasons which dont need to be explained. It took them a long time to get right . Right. It took them a long time to get but right . Right. It took them a long time to get but its ght . Right. It took them a long time to getbut its still right. It took them a long time to getbut its still aight. It took them a long time to get but its still a fudge but its still a fudge because theyre still going on and using this kind of kind of language about indignities and so on and so forth and whatever else. Else. Nothing wrong with fudge. Nothing wrong with fudge. What theyre trying to do is theyre trying to have common sense whilst appealing to the loons at the far left of the labor party who thinks theres a trans genocide. There we go, which they have to an extent, though i mean, well, this preaching to the choir is something which choir thing is something which both right . Choir thing is something which bot youve right . Choir thing is something which bot youve rkeep choir youve got to keep the choir singing you do. Hes got it. Singing so you do. Hes got it. Hes playing a very difficult role hes got to role right now and hes got to court that hard left as well to an understand an extent. So i can understand a bit of i if actually bit of it. I think if actually hes being hes impressively managing to put his foot down on a issues and a whole load of issues and facing a great deal of criticism from many from his party, too many analogies going on me. Analogies going on for me. Now analogies going on for me. A now analogies going on for me. A plot now analogies going on for me. A plot for now analogies going on for me. A plot for the now analogies going on for me. A plot for the next. Now analogies going on for me. A plot for the next. Carry w and a plot for the next. Carry on nurse frances. On nurse frances. Absolutely. Now, this was i mean, i was going to say unbelievable. But lets be fair. Its its completely its 2023. So its completely believable. Hospital and this is believable. Hospital and this is from the telegraph hospital council. My surgery after i complained about a transgender nurse. This is an awful nurse. And this is an awful story. As this is actually story. And as this is actually not in nhs hospital, this is not in an nhs hospital, this is in a private hospital in central london. The princess grace. And london. The princess grace. And it referred to a lady called miss steele. And the hospital actually specialises in womens health. Thats the other mental thing, bird to , health you know, to be, bird to, health you know, to be, you its correct name you know, its correct name right actually happened right and what actually happened was is she specified that she wanted it to be a single sex wanted it to be on a single sex ward with single lavatory , ward with single sex lavatory, single sex bathrooms. Et cetera. Et cetera. Et cetera. Et cetera. Intimate care by by by biological women. Yeah, by biological women. Because shes a massive terf. And she ended up getting an email in response from maxine green. Now theres someone who never went to a comprehensive school. The hospital ceo, who says, we do not share your beliefs and not able to adhere to your requests and therefore the operation is cancelled, right . So this poor lady from i dont know , some some posh part dont know, some some posh part of country. Of country. Ive never even heard that accent before. But. Right. Accent before. But. Right. And then as a result, this poor lady had her had her operation cancelled as a result of that. Her condition has been exacerbated. Its she only now had the operation in february of this year, so she had to wait for months to have it. But she is actually said, look , if you is actually said, look, if you promise for this never to happen again , i will not sue you. Well, again, i will not sue you. Well, i feel that thats an incredible reaction to this. It is because its she wants the Problem Solved so that women in the future have the right in these hospitals. Its also first, were told that the trans a tiny minority and next to the hospital cant find a non trans nurse to treat her amazing but theres certain times whenever people feel in this issue, theres certain times in life where its not considered sexist to state a sexual choice. Its always considered there is certain times it is definitely not considered a sexist whilst having a body search. You can say you want a man or you can say you want a man or a you can say you want a man or a woman to do it on a on a dating site. And youre dating site. And when youre having procedure , a having an intimate procedure, a medical procedure of some kind, that of course that doesnt mean of course you can. Always. Cant can. You can always. I cant request woman to do my request a woman to do my intimate procedure. Apparently it has to be a man in that case. Intimate procedure. Apparently it hhave be a man in that case. Intimate procedure. Apparently it hhave be atried in that case. Intimate procedure. Apparently it hhave be atried . 1 that case. Intimate procedure. Apparently it hhave be atried . Ithat case. Intimate procedure. Apparently it hhave be atried . I haventa. But have you tried . I havent tried, this up tried, but i will back this up at some point. I even find the term woman term biological woman just ridiculous that were using that now. Women who now. I mean, are there women who arent just arent biological . Yeah just trans women. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So if youre not biological, thats logical robot, isnt it . Its like saying a human woman. Okay, some bbc fun now from the express carry. Youre another, arent you . Biological another, arent you . Biological man . Man . Im a biological man. Yeah. Where are we now . Yeah oh, okay. So this is just a silly. The bbc have been mocked over a missing option. In a survey they sent out to their staff asking people they wanted to find out which Sexual Orientation an members of their staff are and they asked, are gay , lesbian or other are you by gay, lesbian or other . Which i thought othering people was was supposed to be bad now, but apparently thats perfectly so. What they would have with their survey have found out with their survey is people, the is that most people, the majority of people are either now. Yes. Its an odd one to leave out. I mean, look, it was it was a mistake. But someones put here correctly that , you put here correctly that, you know, theres all this money spent on diversity officers and they overlook that some people are straight. Its just remarkable. Some people are straight deal with it. But actually, theres an argument that its telling argument that its quite telling because it seems like heterosexuality being heterosexuality is being absorbed by queer ideology where you have a bunch of people like we have that comic sophie hagen , who sort of says, queer, who sort of says, im queer, but shes never kissed a girl or been interested in in a homosexual relationship, but she just wants to be interesting by her own admittance. And i her own admittance. And i mean, her own admittance. And i mean, that is the yeah. And i mean, that is the whole part of this is i actually find genuinely distasteful because gay people over men many, many, many years have had to face some awful, awful , to face some awful, awful, horrendous bigotry, violence from you, from you, from me, mate. And its just banter. Why cant they handle it . But and then all of a sudden, you have these coming these people coming along essentially doing what . You know, queer face and going, oh, yeah, i identify as gay. Yeah, well, you should. Yeah, well, you should. Why not just identify, identify interesting, solve identify as interesting, solve the problem in the first place . One i tried that, mate. No one believed me. Interesting phenomenon. Believed me. Iaction ing phenomenon. Believed me. Iactioning pitheirnenon. Believed me. Iactioning pitheir bestn. Bbc action from their best buddies. The daily mail. Frances . Indeed. Frances . Yes indeed. Bbc face a mass revolt so the bbc face a mass revolt from tv viewers with 2. 8 million claiming they no longer need to pay claiming they no longer need to pay tv licence fees. So thats 2. 8 million people. And that has meant that the bbc has now lost revenue of 59 million. And obviously this then gives rise to a lot of people saying , well, to a lot of people saying, well, we need to defund the bbc, we need to get rid of the licence fee. We need to scrap it. Its no for purpose. Et no longer fit for purpose. Et cetera. Cetera. But i dont cetera. Et cetera. But i dont think if im being honest and fair to the bbc, this is a problem affecting the bbc, fair to the bbc, this is a pthink. 1 affecting the bbc, fair to the bbc, this is a pthink. 1 iszecting the bbc, fair to the bbc, this is a pthink. 1 is actually|e bbc, i think. What is actually happening is tv is haemorrhaging. Viewers because the reality is, is why would you sit down at 8 00 on a tuesday evening to watch whatever programme when you can watch it on catch up or you can watch it on catch up or you can watch it on a number of streaming platforms . And why would you watch substandard badly made comedies when you can go on other platforms and watch much better ones . Well, there we are. I mean, what do you think, carrie . I think the bbc is know, i think the bbc is you know, im for all its faults, i think it provides a quite remarkably good service most of the time. But at the same time , its about but at the same time, its about time to become a subscription service. Theres no reason why this it says people this isnt like it says people are claiming they no longer need to pay. Of course they dont are claiming they no longer need to pato f course they dont are claiming they no longer need to pato pay. Urse they dont are claiming they no longer need to pato pay. If;e they dont are claiming they no longer need to pato pay. If youre dont need to pay. If youre not watching shouldnt watching it, you shouldnt have to if you to pay for it. If you if you know, watch , i rarely know, i dont watch, i rarely watch all. So watch television at all. So people who pay want to people who do pay dont want to have it. Have to pay for it. Pe and still 44 pe a day and it still seems popular than all seems its more popular than all the other services combined. Lets. Lets not forget that. They used to send lets not forget that. Those they used to send lets not forget that. Those letters used to send lets not forget that. Those letters warning send lets not forget that. Those letters warning people out those letters warning people that worst that some of the worst threatening letters ever were worse. Worse than the chain mail was, was these warnings that we know what youre to, youre know what youre up to, youre watching going watching us and were to going get mean, it was get you. Yeah, i mean, it was always get you. Yeah, i mean, it was alehere is look, its the daily there is look, its the daily mail. It mail. Theyve obviously got it in it really in for the bbc. Does it really come a cost of come down to just a cost of living as well . Living crisis as well . Yeah, also but look, yeah, and it also but look, and one of the things i find sad about this whole story actually is i have a great deal of affection for the bbc, as i think everybody does , whos think everybody does, whos sitting around table. They sitting around this table. They produce amazing programmes. If you think about attenborough, the wildlife documentaries, you think amazing comedies , think of the amazing comedies, the past what youre its past tense. What youre saying. Yeah, it is. Tense, it is past tense, unfortunately, because the quality isnt there anymore. Well, with headliners well, stick with headliners then. Thats the end part then. Thats the end of part three. Part four three. Join us for part four when well discussing matt when well be discussing Matt Hancocks to hancocks latest plans to look after us. Male beauty tips and yuppies. Remember them. See you yuppies. Remember them. See you in two. Welcome back to headliners. And lets get straight into it in mondays mirror and a new role for john prescott. For john prescott. Francis indeed. So the matt francis indeed. So the matt hancock has come out and he said Something Else and what he said he does that. Yeah, he does that. Its crazy that way. Yeah. Hes saying stuff. He really has a thing or two to say. Hes just a maverick, mate. To say. Itss just a maverick, mate. To say. Its howt a maverick, mate. To say. Its how he maverick, mate. To say. Its how he mave his, mate. To say. Its how he mave his life. Te. Its how he lives his life. So hancock has come out and so matt hancock has come out and said he wants everyone in parliament to get self defence lessons. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Lessons. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Because racist . I dont know. Because racist . I dont know. Yeah. I dont know. No. Yeah. I dont know. No. Yeah. I dont know. No. When you it. Yes when you do it. Yes when you do it. Yes i think matt yeah. But i think matt hancock is saying that you know the things have got a little bit heated the moment hes heated at the moment and hes never known things to be so bad but is it just him . I think it may be him, by the way. I dont really like you calling hancock. Hes calling him matt hancock. Hes known a celebrity. Known now as im a celebrity. Matt hancock everything matt hancock in Everything Everywhere , where hes written everywhere, where hes written about you missing his first name. You one tv thing that name. Ytakes one tv thing that name. Ytakes over tv thing that name. Ytakes over your|ing that name. Ytakes over your whole that name. Ytakes over your whole career now takes over your whole career and part carry marks. Yeah, yeah. Totally yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally what you think i mean, what do you think about . Mean, it is about this . I mean, it is actually, there serious actually, there is a serious point that point here that this is sad that weve this level weve reached this level of discourse, discourse. Discourse, political discourse. S where and this because s where and this is all because he was physically attacked. Look , he may need self look, he may need self defence classes more than he might be. Sort of. Yeah. Just assuming this and other people. But happened. Murdered but that has happened. Murdered and it does. Does and of course it does. It does happen. And do happen. And so and also i do nofice happen. And so and also i do notice , i notice that i think notice, i notice that i think its a product of the internet, but i see people talk about politicians way than i think they murderous way than i think they used is it always, i want used to. Is it always, i want to punch person, this punch this person, kill this person . And i dont think has person . And i dont think it has always as much, at always been not as much, at least as these days. But least as i see these days. But you about the you think about it, the politicians, what what guy politicians, what what the guy who him on a train and who attacked him on a train and said that hed be murdering people of the pandemic people because of the pandemic and politicians are constantly having to make decisions that involve people dying, whether either way, with the pandemic, they would whether it was lockdown or not lockdown, they would have been accused of killing have to killing people. They have to make with war make decisions to do with to war refugees , abortion and so on. Refugees, abortion and so on. And so its always possible. Its possible for people its always possible for people to say that to get angry and say that theyre people. So theyre killing people. So thats mean , wed all thats not i mean, wed all theres all all got theres all we all got a politician wed love to punch, but dont its to but i dont think its okay to do they do do so. And i think maybe they do need self defence lessons and maybe even we could get them into ring and start fighting into a ring and start fighting each than all this each other rather than all this blah they keep doing so. 50. So. Yeah, potentially. Potentially but you do make a very good point, kerry. And when we look at things like the murder david amess and murder of sir david amess and also cox, you actually also jo cox, and you actually start to think that how long will it be before mps actually get their own Protection Units . Get their own Protection Units . And then you see also you see greenpeace going to the home of the prime minister. Yeah, absolutely mental. But also we get the security reviews then and they do offer better security for the for the mps, were paying mps, but then were all paying for you know, so its , for that, you know, so its, its no better right time to bnng its no better right time to bring out your yuppie bring out your old yuppie material. Material. Now for the telegraph piece, kerry okay. Telegraph is i dont not the telegraph is i dont not really sure i much follow this story, but where this has come from, the yuppies werent all bad, despite what have virtually virtual signalling say. Virtual signalling puppies say. And what i understand is that theres a new generation who are now being called yuppie puppies because theyre the children of the yuppies, theyre the yuppies, which theyre not. Theyre grandchildren the yuppies, which theyre not. Theyr there was i thought there was a particularly one particularly there was one person in here who across person in here who came across very well. Josh howie, 47, decided not to follow in his mothers footsteps and became a stand comic and is now an stand up comic and is now an actor and a pundit right actor and a pundit for the right wing outlet. News. Wing outlet. Gb news. , the right wing again. Yeah, the right wing again. Yeah, the right wing again. The telegraph. And this is the telegraph. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we should just put yes. Well, we should just put right wing gb news on all our logos. Indeed. Indeed. Its interesting. I gave this interview last week. Someone called up im doing called up and said, im doing this yuppies. Called up and said, im doing this i yuppies. Called up and said, im doing this i actually yuppies. Called up and said, im doing this i actually yuppi the to buy their own the opportunity to buy their own house, had their opportunity house, who had their opportunity to make a good of money for to make a good deal of money for themselves. It was age aspiration. Yeah. And even point, yeah. And even at that point, the discrepancy between the highest and the lowest highest earners and the lowest earners not the chasm that earners was not the chasm that it is today. Yeah. No of course not. But every generation rebels against the last generation. And you know the generation know, and the next generation were rebels. So y and z were already rebels. So y and z rebelled against rebellion. Rebelled against rebellion. You your gb news how do you like your gb news mum . Hey. Hey. Right, so. So mum . Hey. Hey. All right, so. So next. And it seems the taliban really have no shame. Frances. No, those boys have doneit frances. No, those boys have done it again. Yeah. Yeah theyve. Theyve been upsetting everyone, mate. Been upsetting everyone, mate. The furious taliban use International Treaty as your loophole to avoid paying more than £125,000 in uk parking tickets. And so what theyve done these diplomats are said to have regularly left vehicles on double yellows with disgusting, disgusting mate forget theyre not allowing women to attend school. School. Yeah, they made music illegal. Theyve been burning instruments. They gas school girls. They stopped school girls instruments. They gas school girls going stopped school girls instruments. They gas school girls going st no, mate, ive never had. No. But do you know, its just a way obviously but do you know, its just a wayhad obviously but do you know, its just a wayhad that obviously but do you know, its just a wayhad that. Obviously but do you know, its just a wayhad that. Im viously but do you know, its just a wayhad that. Im notisly but do you know, its just a wayhad that. Im not even going not had that. Im not even going to you. To say you. I came from age where i came from the age where they telling to look they kept telling us to look natural. Know , like how natural. And, you know, like how you they changed it you look. Then they changed it and youve done it. I dont know. I dont know. It. They liked it. They liked it. For you, right . The good for you, right . The show is over. Good for you, right . The show is over. So lets take is nearly over. So lets take another mondays another quick look at mondays front pages. The daily mail Remote Island plan for channel migrants telegraph bosses who hire Illegal Migrants face ruin. The guardian mps defy anger over second jobs with outside earnings of £10 million. Mirror 74. Demand action on danger dogs. Good. 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Boxed boilers, proud sponsors of weather on. Gb news. Sponsors of weather on. Gb news. Good evening. My name is good evening. My name is rachel ayers and welcome to your latest gb news Weather Forecast brought to you by the met office. So we have seen quite a few showers across the uk. For few showers across the uk. For many though, has been many today, though, it has been dry for some. And we dry for some. And as we look towards the new week, this area of High Pressure will just come across the uk. Very briefly, bringing settled weather bringing some settled weather across the south. But back to tonights weather and showers will slowly ease , becoming more will slowly ease, becoming more confined to northern and western areas. Clear spells elsewhere combined with light winds will make for quite a cool night tonight. So temperatures make for quite a cool night tonight. So temperatures in rural areas dropping into mid or even low single figures. It will make for a fresh but bright start to the new week with plenty of sunshine around, though, we will start to see that cloud bubbling up, allowing showers to develop through the morning showers will be mostly across northern areas. They across northern areas. They might just creep east might just creep into east anglia for a time that high anglia for a time with that High Pressure keeping things mostly dry across the south. So feeling pretty pleasant in the sunshine with highs of 22 or locally, 23 in the southeast. Now as we go in the southeast. Now as we go into tuesday, an area of low pressure moves in from the west. Nothing as developed as what we saw on saturday, but will bring quite a bit of cloud rain and drizzle, especially to western areas. A drier and brighter day areas. A drier and brighter day across the north. And as we look towards midweek, that drier and more settled weather looking to stay around with those temperatures on the rise. Temperatures on the rise. 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