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Mother have been found guilty of murdering two men in a high speed car chase near leicester. Mahek bukhari and her mother and sareen ambushed Saqib Hussain and Mohammed Hashim aijazuddin and Mohammed Hashim aijazuddin and rammed their car off the road. It happened after mr hussain threatened to use explicit material to expose an affair he was having with ms bukharis mother. Two further defendants were also found guilty of murder , while three guilty of murder, while three others were found guilty of manslaughter. For Emergency Services in birmingham have been deaung services in birmingham have been dealing with a fire outside a factory following a number of explosions earlier. And west explosions earlier. And West Midlands fire service responded to a huge blaze in the hall green area of the city after residents on serralde road reported hearing several loud bangsin reported hearing several loud bangs in the early evening. Authorities say the fire is now under control and no injuries have been reported and the russian Opposition Leader Alexei Navalny says Vladimir Putin must not be allowed to achieve his goals after he was sentenced to a further 19 years in jail. The kremlins most vocal political critic was found guilty of creating and funding an Extremist Organisation in. Hes already serving an 11 year sentence at a maximum security penal colony. In a social media penal colony. In a social media post earlier this evening, mr navalny said russians are being forced to surrender their country to a gang of traitors and thieves. The foreign secretary, james cleverly, has called for his immediate release. The controversial influencer, andrew tate, says hell be exonerated after being released from house arrest in romania. He and his brother tristan have been held in bucharest on rape and Human Trafficking charges pending trial. They deny any wrongdoing and unseasonably strong winds are expected to batter parts of the uk this weekend , with forecasters weekend, with forecasters warning of a danger to life. Storm anthony , the first to be storm anthony, the first to be named by the met office this season, will hit wales and South West England from tonight with winds of up to 65mph predicted. A yellow rain and wind warning has also been issued for Northern Ireland. This is gb news on tv, on Digital Radio and on your smart speaken Digital Radio and on your smart speaker. Now its time for headliners. Headliners. Hello and welcome to headliners , the worlds best headliners, the worlds best paper preview show with three comedians going through the next days papers. Im one of them. Days papers. Im one of them. Im leo kearse and the other two are paul cox from portsmouth and louis just flew in Louis Schaefer, who just flew in from new york. And boy , are his from new york. And boy, are his jokes how are you both doing . Great, thanks, leo. Nice. Have you seen. Ive got the Louis Schaefer starter kit. I bought it on Louis Schaefer. Com. Everyone can get it. What was it . 99. It . £999. 99. Wow. Well, do you know what im selling . Ties. Im going im selling . My ties. Im going to selling every single tie to be selling every single tie that the show. Except that i wear on the show. Except not tie, because tie not this tie, because this tie is an actual kenzo right. Is an actual kenzo tie. Right. And £120. And its worth £120. Not for not charity ehhen this just either. This either. this this is just because you need the money. Okay. Well, moving on, were going look on, were going to have a look at of tomorrows at the front pages of tomorrows newspapers, daily leads newspapers, the daily mail leads with 2500 pounds to smuggle foreign criminals out of the uk. Ill do it for that price. The telegraph has children of seven to get nhs trans treatment. The guardian leads with playground for private equity fear for child care. The times has bad result for uk students. The mirror leads with skint £6. 5 million lotto lag. Now a decorator and finally the daily star has a stab me in skeggy and those were your front pages. And those were your front pages. And lets kick off an in depth look at those front pages starting with the daily mail. Paul, what have they got . 2500 pounds, 2500 pounds to smuggle criminals out. Out of the uk. So even cheaper to get out than it is to get in. But theyre saying here the albanian albanian people smugglers, this is the mail, by the way. I havent said that albanian people smugglers provide return journeys to help criminals escape from britain. In brazen tik tok adverts. Wow i mean, incredible stuff. Louis i dont know what you make of this, but. Well, so theres smuggling. Theyre charging, you know, five grand, seven and a half grand to smuggle people into the country. But way but its not just a one way trade anymore. Theyre also because got to back. Because theyve got to go back. Its same people. I mean, so its the same people. I mean, so theyre taking theyre taking people back once they once theyve crimes in theyve committed some crimes in theyve committed some crimes in the honest, the uk. I mean, to be honest, removing is removing people from the uk is something, especially criminals, is something really the is something we really want the government doing. The government to be doing. So the fact these working fact that these hard working people are it people traffickers are doing it for us for free, then just charging the criminals themselves, theyre getting their Mental Health breaks. What sounds you know what this sounds like . Like that bridge like . It sounds like that bridge over go over over whatever it is to go into wales, it cost a lot of money. Into wales, it cost a lot of mo it y. A lot of into wales, it cost a lot of mo ity. A lot of money into wales, it cost a lot of mo it y. A lot of money to it costs a lot of money to get out and nothing to go in. Or is the other way around. Charge you one way. One way, actually. Maybe they can maybe when they go to can do. Maybe when they go to the some the country they can do some special deal for coming in and going same but going out at the same time. But im pretty there might im pretty sure there might be somebody whod want to somebody out there whod want to give me 2500 for me to go back to yeah , i mean, that seems yeah, i mean, that seems a bit that seems pretty reasonable. But some of the i mean, of the crimes are mean, some of the crimes are very mean, were very serious. I mean, were talking sexual assault, talking murder, sexual assault, things like that. Mean , theres, you know, i mean, theres, you know, all joking around that all this joking around that were doing. You know, thats what paid to do by the what were paid to do by the way. Sorry. However, one thing i would is this incredibly would say is this is incredibly serious. Not serious. I mean, theyre not only in, theyre only smuggling them in, theyre saying can come commit saying you can come in, commit crimes you out for crimes and well get you out for a it says here you a small price. It says here you can escape to the continent that night grand, which night for three grand, which lets be lets face it, its good to that seems like good to know that seems like a reasonable price with half term. With half i mean, that with half term. I mean, that sounds cheaper than getting a ferry. E thats an incredible incredibly good point there. Yeah, just three and a half grand to get out. But its what is amazing quite clearly this is amazing is quite clearly this stuff works. And clearly stuff works. And quite clearly there are hundreds of thousands of people who know they can enter this country and do what they like and get back get back out for under ten grand. Yeah. I mean, britain is essentially becoming a playground essentially becoming a pla it round that way. It looks that way. It looks that way. Well, moving on. Whats yeah. Well, moving on. Whats on front cover the on the front cover of the telegraph, on the front cover of the tel< nothing on the front cover of the tel nothing but bad news is gary lineker is there, which were going to talk about later. Children of seven to you nhs children of seven to get you nhs trans Treatment Service to replace tavistock will also consider the effects of medical and mental issues. Consider the effects of medical and mental issues. Will it be in and mental issues. Will it be in the same place as tavistock . Where is it going to be . Whos going to be doing this thing . This is this is you think theyre just going to rebrand theyre just going to rebrand the tavistock service and itll be the same doctors the be the same doctors with the same ideology delivering the same ideology delivering the same kind treatment . Same kind of treatment . At least i mean, the i mean, at least i mean, the headune i mean, at least i mean, the headline of children as young as seven limit, seven is actually a limit, a limit has been a lower limit has been put in the ages of children that transitioned. Your that can be transitioned. Your previously doctors would transition would would put children on the pathway to transitioning at the even younger age than and its younger age than seven. And its ridiculous. I mean when i was seven, wanted to be a teenage seven, i wanted to be a teenage mutant ninja turtle. And i think there was some merit to me not having a turtle shell irremovable grafted to back. Irremovable grafted to my back. The interesting well, the interesting thing is, a lot of friends is, is i have a lot of friends who are who think this who are who are who think this is okay, but they dont believe that children that young are being done. Being done. Do these friends of yours have children and they have children and they that to me is disturbing. Disturbing. They number one, they dont believe that anything is happening to the kids. They dont believe that. They think thats ridiculous. Its made up no. Number they no. One. Or number two, they think children think the number of children that happening to is that this is happening to is such amount that its such a small amount that its inconsequential, literally , that inconsequential, literally, that they dont know anybody whos doing this is this is a doing this. This is this is a tragedy. Tragedy. Yeah. No, absolutely. I mean , and were seeing now detransitioners i mean, obviously, for some people, it can be the right pathway and transitioning helps them live a more fulfilled life. But i mean, for other for other children, i mean , when youre a teenager, mean, when youre a teenager, you can feel confused sexually about your identity or whatever. I mean, its a pretty standard part a teenager and part of being a teenager and usually puberty and just growing up and getting older. Right solves it. And, you know, you go to on live a happy life. Im not sure that jumping in and applying drugs and hormones and surgically removing breasts and genhauais surgically removing breasts and genitalia is necessarily, you know, the wisest choice. So know, the wisest choice. So i think we do need to tread. It may not be the wisest choice, but you also im going to take back what i said is that lots of people are happy because this is happening. Happening. Into the system. And they buy into the system. And when children, buy when theyre children, they buy into and they say this was into it and they say this was the for me and theyre the best for me and theyre happy not everyone is happy for it. So not everyone is being by this. Being made miserable by this. This is part of the problem. I activists tend i mean, the trans activists tend to people for whom to be people for whom transitioning well transitioning worked really well and very happy. And so and theyre very happy. And so they they see that as the solution to everyone. But i mean, reality, need mean, in reality, we need some data to see if transitioning seven year old kids is going to be the best thing for them. Or could there be some unforeseen consequences to sterilising and maiming children . Maiming children . Well, i mean, interestingly, theres a line in this in this article that campaigners article that says campaigners welcomed an welcomed the move towards an evidence based approach, which gives me an indication that at some point it was not evidence based. It was all feelings based. It was all feelings based. Its currently not. And its very difficult to do any meaningful objective research around it because if you have any findings that dont match the trans ideology, then youre bigot and youre condemned as a bigot and your are dismissed and your findings are dismissed and youre drummed out of your job. So its very much climate so its very much like Climate Change respect. Moving change in that respect. Moving on, times got in on, what are the times got in the cover . The front cover . Paul result for uk paul bad result for uk students. So i started reading this and i thought it sounded okay because it said middle class british pupils lose out. And im this and i thought, im on, this is good, but then it says as Top University societies give 1 in 4 places to foreign candidates and, you know, make of that what you will at the end of the day. The point is these University Courses are so costly for the universities to put that universities to put on that british british students and their money dont pay enough to sustain it. So they welcome in sustain it. So they welcome in as many foreign students as possible. And i think this has gone mean, to before i gone i mean, i went to before i went university , i went to a went to university, i went to a place in portsmouth called highbury college, and they transformed transferred a whole block into to foreign Student Accommodation and essentially saved the college because it was those foreign students , a lot of those foreign students, a lot of them from arab countries that came across and were able to sustain the cost that it costs. You essentially to pay for you know, essentially to pay for our education. So they pay lot more than so they pay a lot more than they and theyre coming they do kids and theyre coming from from overseas. So they dont that that dont realise that that particular is atrocious. No, they have no idea. Theyre just going to, you know, because home they because they go home and they just to University Just say, i went to university in the uk. Thumbs up. Yeah, they could have oxford, could have been oxford, could have galloway have been dumfries and Galloway College technology. College of technology. Yeah. Were not sure. But yeah. Lewis what do you of this . Lewis what do you make of this . I make of it, its the well, i make of it, its the same old story of centralisation. Why is the government where government its basically where is from . Its is the money coming from . Its not from students. Its not coming from students. Its coming that made coming from loans that are made to that wont to students that students wont pay 9 to students that students wont pay go to school pay back. My kids go to school over im going say over there. Im not going to say where because shout out to over there. Im not going to say wheson. Because shout out to over there. Im not going to say wheson. But because shout out to over there. Im not going to say wheson. But you use shout out to over there. Im not going to say wheson. But you know, out out to over there. Im not going to say wheson. But you know, hesiut to my son. But you know, hes actually one student is going to school its i think i think school and its i think i think university is basically a total waste for 99 of the waste of money for 99 of the people. Its a big scam. The people. And its a big scam. The fact fact that fact is, the fact is that the government been for government has been paying for this so long, i think is this for so long, i think is i guess people are beginning to realise its not worth it and the should stop the government should stop paying the government should stop paying if it paying for it. And if it was worth it, then should pay worth it, then people should pay for themselves. For it themselves. Absolutely. And yeah, absolutely. And finally, on front finally, whats on the front cover lewis cover of the daily star . Lewis oh well, this big. Oh, well, this is big. This big news. And this this is big news. And this just this is unexpected news from im joe pasquale , a from im a celeb joe pasquale, a moose stabbed me in skegness and skeggy sorry. And this is in the daily star , and i cant even daily star, and i cant even look at joe pasquale because. Because another comedian totally destroyed his reputation in my eyes, which just is, i think , eyes, which just is, i think, really he might be a great comedian. I know a lot of people comedian. I know a lot of people love joe pasquale. Yeah. I mean, i think if you can an audience, you know, can get an audience, you know, fair although, i fair play to you, although, i mean, theres there have mean, i know theres there have been of joke theft been accusations of joke theft and from and all that, but hes from a hes from a different era, a different not different era. Yeah. Hes not like us jokes were like like us when jokes were free around and you free floating around and you this is what ive heard. Dont even know if its i dont even know if its true, but ive lived in this country long. What country so long. I know what skeggy actually skeggy means. Ive actually holidayed. I spent a holiday. Tell the story tillerson, tell us the story. The story. What happened . Story is what happened . The story is he stabbed by a moose. What he was stabbed by a moose. What kind of story is you fail in moose . Antlers. It wasnt a live moose did even read the moose. Did you even read the story . Im so annoyed. Story . Im so annoyed. Were giving the break. Were giving minutes. Were giving the break. Were givithats minutes. Were giving the break. Were givithats it. Minutes. Were giving the break. Were givithats it. Part minutes. Were giving the break. Were givithats it. Part one. Tes. Thats it. For part one. Thats it. For part one. Coming part two. Were coming up in part two. Were not to blame this not going to blame me for this revenge on greenpeace, andrew tate eddie izzard tate released and eddie izzard running. Running for election. Dont go away. Poked. Dont go away. Poked. I poked i was poked the welcome back to headliners. Im leo kyrees. Im still with paul cox and lewis has been replaced with a plank of wood with a face drawn on it. No, im only joking. Lewis is still here. Anyway, kicking things off in weve the in this section weve got the telegraph government are telegraph and the government are taking for taking revenge on greenpeace for occupying rishis house. Theyre not going to dolphin, are not going to kick a dolphin, are they, not going to kick a dolphin, are the well, that would better. I well, that would be better. I think. Coffee orders defra think. But coffee orders defra to cease engagement with greenpeace. Defra of course being the department of environment, food and rural affairs. Now this is the environment secretary as she is now , has ceased all engagement now, has ceased all engagement by her own department with greenpeace after activists staged a stunt at rishi sunak house. Were all aware our viewers, im sure, are aware at all its hardly surprising that theres been a reaction on. I just think im always im always disappointed government disappointed when our government reacts to things like this, because dont dont because i dont i dont think i think it a of wit. I think it shows a lack of wit. I think it shows a lack of wit. I think instead of acting or reacting angrily, they should play reacting angrily, they should play own game. You play them at their own game. You know, if someone play them at their own game. You know, at if someone play them at their own game. You know, at us if someone play them at their own game. You know, at us on if someone play them at their own game. You know, at us on twitter,omeone play them at their own game. You know, at us on twitter, aseone play them at their own game. You know, at us on twitter, as they came at us on twitter, as they do you do occasionally, you know, you dont angry at them. You dont get angry at them. You just go back and you know, just go back and you you know, they need to invade their house. I think fair enough but i think its fair enough if, know, if greenpeace want if, you know, if greenpeace want to influence policy, to influence government policy, surely is to talk surely a better way is to talk to the government in these meetings that were set up with dephen meetings that were set up with depher. Much more depher. I mean, how much more influence, much your influence, how much to get your to opinions to get your opinions and influence across to the government . Know, the government . You know, the perfect opportunity to lobby the government sitting on government instead of sitting on a alienating half a roof and then alienating half the country . You think thats actually a over overstepping the boundaries . No, youre totally wrong. At the the day, at the end the end of the day, at the end of what do people of the day, what do people do . These . They because these things . They do it because its was locked to its fun. I myself was locked to a dig. I chained myself to a digger. You can google that digger. And you can google that right you google it right now. You can google it evening news digger lewis schaffer. What did say . Schaffer. And what did she say . And then i dropped my phone and i asked the i asked the guy, the guys there, can you guys who were there, can you pick it up and give it to me . They gave english. English pick it up and give it to me . They gatheyreglish. English pick it up and give it to me . They gatheyre jusli. English pick it up and give it to me . They gatheyre just too glish pick it up and give it to me . They gatheyre just too nice. People. Theyre just too nice. Thats why things dont thats why these things dont work. Thats work. Thats thats why thats why let them climb up to why they let them climb up to the roof. They should. They should. Not these people should be shot. Not these people would not be another. I mean, i think in another country, you know, if this is mohammed salmans mohammed bin salmans country mansion. Or any basically mansion. Yeah or any basically any other country except to be fair. Yeah. If they crawled up on top of bidens house or trumps house or theyd be zelenskyy, they would be. Youre absolutely right. I took this from right. I took this from a different angle. I think that we should be pranking them as much as they prank us just because im comedian. Im a comedian. It. But no, no, funny about it. But no, no, no, but lee, think louis no, but but lee, i think louis is right, know, i mean, is right, you know, i mean, these people, the only way they can enforce change is to is to win hearts. And government. But and minds in government. But i just going wait i guess were just going to wait a year are going to a year and labour are going to give whatever they want anyway. Thats whats yeah, thats whats going to happen. Weve got happen. Moving on, weve got the metro with a reminder that metro now with a reminder that its not just who to its not just biden who likes to jail opponents. Jail his political opponents. Lewis exactly. Lewis yes, exactly. That was my first joke. Lewis yes, exactly. And|at was my first joke. Lewis yes, exactly. And it was my first joke. Lewis yes, exactly. And i did|s my first joke. Lewis yes, exactly. And i did have first joke. Lewis yes, exactly. And i did have that joke. Lewis yes, exactly. And i did have that joke, okay and i did have that joke, didnt it . Maybe you could just tell us what the story is. Would you stop being so professional and following the structure that people dont care about the story . They do tell us the story. They do tell us the story. Is this guy alexei the story is this guy Alexei Navalny, was who was navalny, who was who was a putins public enemy number one, is facing, quote unquote, quote, stalin , unquote, jail sentence stalin, unquote, jail sentence because hes an opposition to the putin and putin doesnt like him and hes in jail right now. Hes been there for like 19 years. And they want to hes only been there for a few years for a few years whatever. But for a few years or whatever. But theyre sentencing him for another years trying to another 19 years for trying to overthrow and overthrow the government. And thats doing thats what theyre doing to donald and basically donald trump. Okay and basically and basically , he i think and basically, he i think i think , well, they previously think, well, they previously tried to kill him as well. He was novichok poisoning. Theres an amazing documentary about it. And hes hes this about it. And hes hes this political dissident. But its interesting that he hasnt been killed while hes in jail because would reveal all. I because that would reveal all. I think would make too think that would make it too obvious that putin is the man behind it. I think at the end of the im sorry, not going say that sorry, im not going to say that thing, think youre wrong, thing, but i think youre wrong, which about putin which is it isnt about putin anymore. About the survival anymore. Its about the survival of the russian state, of which putin there are putin represents. Yes, there are a of kleptocrats and a bunch of kleptocrats and theyre people theyre just horrible people that people. But russia is that putin people. But russia is crumbling and if russia crumbles, that china is going to have a free walk in there right before they crumble and the whole world is going to hell. But not western well, yeah, but not western liberal mean, paul, well, yeah, but not western libeithis mean, paul, well, yeah, but not western libeithis does mean, paul, well, yeah, but not western libeithis does is mean, paul, well, yeah, but not western libeithis does is like � nean, paul, well, yeah, but not western libeithis does is like itzan, paul, well, yeah, but not western libeithis does is like it looksaul, this this does is like it looks like putins empire is crumbling. I mean , wagner group crumbling. I mean, wagner group almost they called off a coup at the 11th hour and a proper coup. Not the january the 6th. Not like the january the 6th. Pretend coup in the states that didnt tanks , right . Didnt have any tanks, right . Absolutely. I yeah, well, absolutely. I mean, theres very serious mean, theres a very serious story here. Hes a political prisoner. Youre absolutely prisoner. And youre absolutely right. They cant kill him because do it, itll right. They cant kill him beceexpose do it, itll right. They cant kill him beceexpose everything tll right. They cant kill him beceexpose everything through just expose everything through the western the prism of our western eyes where things like where we value things like democracy justice and all democracy and justice and all those ridiculous things we. We pretend. We pretend. Okay . Okay . Pretend to value democracy and justice and freedom of speech. Yeah and id love some if and you know , through that perspective know, through that perspective it does. It just looks very it does. It just looks very dodgy. Hes already serving 11 years as they tried to kill him. Quite obviously there was no salisbury , so they had no real salisbury, so they had no real excuse. And now theyve sent him excuse. And now theyve sent him sentenced him to another 19 years. The only thing thats going to free him. Now, we have asked, as a British Government to only thing to free and the only thing thats free now thats going to free him now is the toppling and the toppling of putin. And thats very dangerous. Yeah but it soon because, it could happen soon because, i mean, think plutocrats mean, i think the plutocrats that run russia like the oligarchs, they want to start making money again. And they cant they cant do it as much when putins you know, putins there pursuing this ridiculous war. And, you know, with the sanctions and stuff they cant send their kids to school in the uk. They cant come and eat at british restaurants. So yeah, maybe putins going to go soon anyway , moving on, weve got the guardian their guardian reporting on their favourite tate , favourite person, andrew tate, being freed. Look forward to being freed. I look forward to him getting a fair trial in romania. Oh my god. He screwed paul andrew tate released from house arrest by bucharest court. A Romanian Court has ordered the release from house arrest of self proclaimed and misogynist andrew tate, who is awaiting trial on charges of Human Trafficking. Now im no follower of andrew tate per se, but its wonderful to read this from the perspective of the guardian, because one thing i do know , one because one thing i do know, one thing i know for certain is i dont i dont know whether hes guilty or not. But one thing i do know is that the guardian would really, really love him to be guilty. In fact, it would make their year if andrew tate was to be found guilty of any of these heinous crimes, no one would be celebrating more than the guardian and their readers and perhaps the bbc. And the bbc. Perhaps the bbc. I think the entire left establishment would love andrew tate to be found guilty, and thats when he talks about the matrix for him. Matrix coming for him. Thats, you know, i think what hes talking about. You hes well, its you know, hes been thats like been released and thats like a small victory. But hes small little victory. But hes been stay in bucharest been forced to stay in bucharest and the sort county area and the sort of county area around bucharest. So thats hardly its hardly freedom. And he was basically hes i dont know what people i dont know what people have probably games with, with andrew tate, they have problems. Dont have a lot of problems. I dont understand but they have understand it but they have a lot problems. Charged lot of problems. Hes charged with human sex trafficking thing, and thats one of those crimes that was, i think, on the on ten commandments. Thou on the ten commandments. Thou shah on the ten commandments. Thou shalt involved in human shalt not be involved in human sex. I dont even know what that means. Its well, i mean, its transporting , you know, people transporting, you know, people for the for the purpose of sex work and profiting off it. Its a violation which is very. A violation which is very. In other words. Wait, wait. So in other words, my wife should be prosecuted. Should be prosecuted. Were you were you trying it against your will . Was brought to this country to do something that no other british man would . This is a joke would do. Im glad you stopped me talking for it. Im glad you told us. Its a joke, lewis. Joke, lewis. Its just a horrible cry for help. Moving on. We got the help. Moving on. We got the mirror now. Mirror now. Looks like its my ex wife. Looks like its my ex wife. Moving on. Weve got the mirror now, and it looks like labour could have ever labour could have its first ever female prime minister. Lewis . Lewis . Yes. Lewis . Yes. Comedian eddie izzard announces a new bid to become a labour mp in brighton. And. And he just he just this is a guy she you bigot know i can call him a he because he said himself i dont care i dont know so no one really gets it wrong though i dont care. Im so relaxed about people her. About what people call her. It was said in the article no one really cares is no one really cares. No one but he ran or she can i finish my sentence . Well, can i finish my sentence . Well, can you start it . I mean, people, you know what it is. So he ran. He ran for election before he ran for election before he ran for election before he ran for election before election before in sheffield. And he lost. And heres the thing about comedy is theres a saying made up, which is saying that i made up, which is when when politician is when a when a politician is bored politics, they go into bored of politics, they go into comedy. And when a comedian is bored comedy , they go into bored of comedy, they go into politics. Right . Leo right. Well, i did. Well, i did. I did. I ran for election, yeah. With the same amount of success as eddie izzard in sheffield. Yeah, ive got to be honest. But but yeah, i mean, brighton, quite brighton, its. Its quite a lefty Caroline Caroline lefty area. Caroline caroline lucas. The the green leader has stood down. Shes got a huge majority, but this does present an opportunity for somebody whos even walker because, you know , theyre transgender and know, theyre transgender and stuff like that to come in and steal the thunder. Steal the thunder. I mean, eddie izzard is a great comedian. I think most of us would agree that, you know, is comedic cv is great. What i dont understand from any of this is what makes him her, though , a good politician , a though, a good politician, a good politician. Brighton whether theyre woking, brighton or not, i dont understand. Because all see from this because all i can see from this is he he she brings a sort of x factor type story. The only factor type story. The only quote ive seen from him is my mum died when i was six years old and ive been a fighter ever since then. I mean, thats what gets you through to the second stages of x factor. It doesnt. Stages of x factor. It doesnt. Its, you know, other than pronouns , whats he going to pronouns, whats he going to bnng bring to brighton . Exactly. Anyway, yeah, exactly. Anyway, moving on, now on, weve got the guardian now with for corporations with a reminder for corporations to funding the arts because to stop funding the arts because they hate corporations. Paul thats madness. Greta thunberg accuses edinburgh book festival sponsor of greenwashing, a new phrase on me. But i guess very quickly what meant. The climate what it meant. The climate activist out of an activist has pulled out of an appearance at the edinburgh book festival , accusing lead festival, accusing its lead sponsor greenwashing. And the sponsor of greenwashing. And the reason shes done that is because she has claimed that the festival sponsor, which is baillie gifford, has billions invested firms profit invested in firms that profit from fossil fuels. Now quite clearly, we all know this. Its not extraordinary to say Greta Thunberg is a zealot. Shes very much a zealot. Shes no, she shes focussed on one thing and one thing only. What shes what shes trying to do is shes trying to win hearts and minds. So shes trying to change peoples point of this is some or of view. This is some person or some thats some organisation thats given her platform to go and her a huge platform to go and speak, whether invest in in speak, whether they invest in in this or not. For me is irrespective the edinburgh book festival. Festival. And so theyve got some sponsors, some corporate sponsorship because obviously its running a book its expensive running a book festival. Got to for festival. Youve got to pay for Greta Thunberg plane Greta Thunberg bergs plane ticket however , i dont know, ticket or however, i dont know, maybe rides bicycle. I maybe she rides a bicycle. I dont gets from dont know how she gets from from wherever to the from sweden or wherever to the uk. Lewis, do you think . I think i think we dont know whether this is a legitimate excuse. Have a date excuse. She might have a date for shes for saturday night. Shes 20 years shes single girl. Years old. Shes a single girl. You come up with, you gonna come up excuses, you know that up with excuses, you know that maybe having a headache or washing good washing your hair isnt good enough. Shes going enough. So shes. So shes going to stockholm. To stay in stockholm. How she gets how she gets gets to stockholm, how she gets from to edinburgh from stockholm to edinburgh without fossil fuels, i without using fossil fuels, i dont and number one, its dont know. And number one, its not fuels that you not even fossil fuels that you know theres more know that theres more petrochemical, more hydrocarbons on titan, which is a moon of saturn than there is on all of the earth. Yeah but but it doesnt live there. So it doesnt affect us. So it doesnt affect us. But the point is, it didnt come from dinosaurs. I assume. And so to say that fossil fuel comes from dinosaurs at this day and age, it did. It came from dinosaurs. I mean, theyve literally shown it. So it technically is renewable because if enough if evolution , we get evolution continues, we get dinosaurs they then dinosaurs again, they die. Then we more fossil fuels. It is we get more fossil fuels. It is you wait a few you just have to wait a few hundred years. And also you just have to wait a few hundredthing, years. And also you just have to wait a few hundredthing, vegans. And also you just have to wait a few hundredthing, vegans cant also another thing, vegans cant drive cars or trucks because theyre using a fuel made from fossils, which are animals. Theyre using a fuel made from fossils, which are animals. And fossils, which are animals. And thats thats not vegan anyway , thats thats not vegan anyway, thats it for part two. Coming up next, weve got cheese thrown at pop stars, tears at the fringe. And gary lineker doing what he does best, virtue signalling. Dont go away. Signalling. Dont go away. I was making very important point. Were that warm feeling you were that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers proud sponsors of weather on. Gb news. Sponsors of weather on. Gb news. Hi there. Its Aidan Mcgivern here from the met office. With the gb news forecast another low this ones been this weekend. This ones been named anthony by the met named storm anthony by the met office the of office because of the risk of disruptive gales for some heavy rain for many others. Storm anthony is arriving through friday night. Its this area of low pressure that has been named andifs low pressure that has been named and its basically because its arriving at such a busy time of year for holiday makers, people who are taking part in Outdoor Activities, camping, caravanning and so on. 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But conditions around beaches. But storm entity does move through and by sunday, a brighter day is expected. Still some heavy showers around. Lighter winds, however , these showers will be however, these showers will be slow moving where they do occur, but be hit and but theyll be hit and miss sunny spells in between. And then next week then the trend through next week is weather become is for the weather to become gradually brighter and gradually drier, brighter and warmer. Warmer. That warm feeling inside from boxt boilers, proud sponsors of weather on. Gb news. Welcome back to headliners kicking things off with the telegraph with Gareth Southgate criticised for moving to the middle east. What first attracted Gareth Southgate to the multi billion saudi soccer establishment . Louis. No , not Gareth Southgate. You no, not Gareth Southgate. You didnt read, you didnt read the story. What is it . What is it . Gareth southgate. Jordan henderson. Jordan. I didnt read the story. You didnt read the story. I just glossed over it. God, that is so good. Southgate is so good. Gareth southgate hes jordan hes saying this. Jordan henderson must explain his decision to accept saudi riches amid lgbtq concerns. Basically the former liverpool captain went to the Saudi Arabian club. Al sorry, arabic sounding name. Al sorry, arabic sounding name. Arabic sounding name. And he went there and he was being hes being and theyre criticising him because the saudis are not that good with with the Gay Community over there. Yeah. And weve we cover this story every night. I finish my story every night. I finish my story right. Story right. Okay. But weve got a time limit on the show , you know, go limit on the show, you know, go and finish. Finish the story. I got the name wrong. Im not going to. You got the name wrong, which took time. The fact is, hes being paid 700,000, 700,000. I think 700,000. £700,000 a week. A 700,000. £700,000 a week. A week. Not a year. A week to go to saudi arabia. Listen to me. I to saudi arabia. Listen to me. I will. Ill sell my children out for £700,000 a week. You know what it is . I do this for a lot what it is . I do this for a lot less money. And this is even worse than going to saudi arabia. The gb news paul i mean, i feel like we cover this story every second day and its like, well , every second day and its like, well, obviously hes going to go at £700,000 a week. Hes caught in a web, isnt he . Because, you know, just a couple of years ago when we were at the world cup out there a year ago, whenever it was, he you got the armband you know, hes got the armband on know, on and hes saying, you know, i love people or whatever it love gay people or whatever it is. Then as as they as is. And then as soon as they as soon the people who dont soon as the people who dont like do you want like gay people say, do you want £1 a week . He goes, £1 million a week . He goes, yeah, yeah. And then rips the armband off the story is that the point of this story is that hes essentially hes hes essentially saying, well, be going out well, i might be going out there, like my there, but i still like my england career. There, but i still like my engand career. There, but i still like my engand gareth kind and Gareth Southgates kind of if he of saying we dont know if he did didnt is saying, well, did or didnt is saying, well, youre gonna have to explain yourself right. Yourself if you do. Right. On. Well get okay, moving on. Well get the times. And schools being okay, moving on. Well get the 1to es. And schools being okay, moving on. Well get the 1to be and schools being okay, moving on. Well get the 1to be more;chools being okay, moving on. Well get the 1to be more inclusive, being okay, moving on. Well get the 1to be more inclusive, buting told to be more inclusive, but its paul its leading to violence. Paul yeah, quite an yeah, this is quite an interesting story. Headteachers warned head headteachers have warned that any to cut the that any attempt to cut the number excluded could number of pupils excluded could affect safety in schools. So this of this is because our mayor of london appointed london has appointed a consultant at Maureen Maureen mckenna to essentially she was responsible for reducing the number of suspensions and exclusions in glasgow. Right. And dont by 90. She brought the exclusion down by 90. Now everybodys getting stabbed in the face in school and anecdotal, lee, there has been a massive surge in violence, lets say anecdotally, because nowhere in the article theres any real statistical proof that thats the case. Understand some of the now, i understand some of the logic here, because if youve got out, you know, delinquent children in school, theres a reason for that. And if you just wash your hands of them and chuck back on chuck them back out on the street, youre probably not solving problem. Solving that problem. But theres this, and theres a flip side to this, and its reality. And the its called reality. And the reality if you have reality is that if you have a bad apple, can spoil the rest bad apple, it can spoil the rest of bunch. There are 20 of the bunch. And there are 20 other that. Other kids in that. Thats the exact phrase. Thats the exact phrase. Could be 20 other kids there could be 20 other kids in classroom that are being in that classroom that are being entirely this. So entirely disrupted by this. So headteachers actually taking headteachers are actually taking their woke hat off for a moment and if you do this, its and saying if you do this, its going to its going to cost us more if you dont. Yeah, more than if you dont. Yeah, essentially. And im not sure sadiq is going to listen to them. Yeah, louis well, this is interesting because i had my kids. I have 2 2, two beautiful children and a couple of ugly ones. But its an old joke. Anyway the point is, is back in the day when my kids were in school, they were constantly kicking kids out because they wanted to upgrade ofsted wanted to upgrade their ofsted reports. So anybody who was the slightest little bit of a trouble back about ten years ago and at school at 20 and my kids were at school at 20 and my kids were at school at 20 and 22 right now, but they would kick out. So this a kick them out. So this is a complete change attitude complete change in the attitude and know why it is and i dont know why it is somebody out might know. Somebody out there might know. You at louis you can tweet me at Louis Schaefer. Schaefer. Maybe cost of maybe its the cost of apparently excluded kids. They cost lot to educate cost an awful lot to educate because got to have one because theyve got to have one on tuition and pupil on one tuition and pupil referral units and all sorts of expense of things. If you cram them all in one classroom, its much cheaper. I dont think attitudes changed. Attitudes have changed. Head teachers are i think head teachers are still thinking of their ofsted ranking and they know if ranking and they know that if they crazy they retain all these crazy kids, going go up. Kids, its never going to go up. Yeah, on. Weve got yeah, moving on. Weve got the guardian with behaviour the guardian with bad behaviour at someone at gigs. Apparently someone threw of brie at pink. Threw a wheel of brie at pink. If someone threw a wheel of brie at one of my gigs, it would double louis yeah. Double my pay. Louis yeah. Amazing. Their this is amazing. Their behaviour concerts is behaviour at concerts is becoming experts becoming normalised. Experts say, although they say, experts say, although they say, experts say. And it for throwing say. And it says for throwing a wheel of brie at at pink pink, shes a performer too. Shouting at performers, shouting at performers. Oh, thats what performers. Oh, thats what theyre supposed to do. Because theyre supposed to do. Because the fans are becoming more disrespectful. I dont think this is i think this is non story. Somebody threw their mothers ashes on stage. Also a pink concert. I dont know why pink is getting so much because their mother wanted would mother probably wanted would have that to happen. Mother probably wanted would hav it that to happen. Mother probably wanted would hav it wasnt that to happen. Mother probably wanted would hav it wasnt anat to happen. Mother probably wanted would hav it wasnt an act happen. Mother probably wanted would hav it wasnt an act ofappen. Mother probably wanted would hav it wasnt an act of violence. It wasnt an act of violence. It was like my mother wanted to be the of pink , say. And be at the feet of pink, say. And ill tell you whats is ill tell you whats so funny is like is like a is that as last week they had cardi b threw a microphone at a guy and a guy and she was they brought her in and she was they brought her in and they said the Las Vegas Police said we cant press charges against her because they had insufficient evidence. Had insufficient evidence. It was filmed by they just had a video, an actual video of him, which is very painful, very painful. And at the end of the day, it just shows that the british are affecting american policing as well by not doing anything about doing anything. Yeah, i mean, cardi b, she should paul gun. Then should marry paul gun. Then shed but shed be called cardigan. But pauli shed be called cardigan. But paul, i mean, what do you make of this . Have you have you seen much because you run gigs as well . I do. I do run gigs, epic comedy and id one thing i would say about this is if there is a generational amnesia, again, we see it all the time. I mean, lets not forget you and i were discussing this earlier during the late 60s, early 70s, the Rolling Stones ran a free gig in which somebody was murdered in front of the band by hells angels that was supposed to be providing the security that was hired security. So it wasnt technically , so it wasnt technically, however, the audience misbehaving. Misbehaving. Well , not according to yeah, well, not according to the hells angel represents lviv, who said they were misbehaving and thats why they needed to be seen to. And thats why they needed to be see however, showing chucking however, showing chucking cheese is very 2023, isnt it . I mean , lets have this right free mean, lets have this right free as well. Not even a blockchain soft cheese. This isnt if this was red leicester, might a case leicester, we might have a case for assault. But this, this brie is to to melt is just going to going to melt into face. I mean ozzy into your face. I mean Ozzy Osbourne to eat bats heads. Osbourne used to eat bats heads. I anythings i dont think anythings changed. Think guardian changed. I think the guardian didnt have anything else to write about. Didnt have anything else to writokay,ut. Didnt have anything else to writokay, well, weve got the okay, well, weve got the guardian again and happy guardian again and a happy ending actress who was ending for an actress who was in tears the edinburgh tears at the Edinburgh Fringe yesterday. Paul Georgie Greer plays to sell out edinburgh crowd. 24 hours after tearful crowd. 24 hours after tearful tweet. Tweet. So let me just recap for those who dont know. We clearly do. You know, most of our colleagues and ex friends because were now on gb news are up because were now on gb news are up are up in edinburgh at the moment and its a rite of passage to perform to next to no. One on a regular basis. However this young lady performed for one person at her first gig, immediately took to social media and sent a tearful post out. So shes and she got some nice replies. I mean, Jason Manford replied to her, saying, its absolutely normal for one person to rock up and for you also to be a bit upset or or about it. Upset or annoyed or or about it. Thats totally fine as well. And then he asked for a picture of her breasts and if she wanted to have sex over the phone with him. Oh, yes, she received this actress received lots of support of course. I mean, this is, by the way, one thing i will say. This is a grift. Okay . And fair play, by the way. Absolutely fair play, because of a sudden , i wish because all of a sudden, i wish id thought of this. I mean, by the had i cried at the way, had i cried at edinburgh the five times ive been, have come the been, nobody would have come the next cried next day to see unless i cried again. But essentially what shes sell out. Shes done here is sell out. Shes sold out her show. Incredibly mean, incredibly amazing. I mean, louis, must performed louis, you must have performed to at the fringe. Louis, you must have performed to of at the fringe. Louis, you must have performed to of course at the fringe. Louis, you must have performed to of course i at the fringe. Louis, you must have performed to of course i did. the fringe. Louis, you must have performed to of course i did. Ithe fringe. Louis, you must have performed to of course i did. I mean,|ge. Louis, you must have performed to of course i did. I mean, im of course i did. I mean, im not. Now a huge star, but i not. Im now a huge star, but i once performed once didnt once performed i once didnt have. And because i have a venue. And because i messed up the time , i said messed up the time, i said i said it was going to be at 1700 hours. And what i meant was what i meant was at 7 pm. So i did so i performed in front of the mosque. Right. Okay right. Okay the mosque up there in edinburgh, you know what that is . Okay. This is just a reminder of how horrible the Edinburgh Festival is, right. Okay. Well, thats all for part three. Coming up in part four, weve got a vegetarian cafe that serves meat. I think that just makes it a cafe. Weve got male grooming and a injury. See you in a couple of minutes. Welcome back. The headliners. Weve got the telegraph now and jeremy vine says its fine to be one of the following sexist , one of the following sexist, racist or ageist, which one is it . Paul . Oh, bbc is right to be, says jeremy vine. Or says the man who jeremy vine. Or says the man who still has his job. Lets be honest, the 58 year old is speaking amid the departure of a group of senior presenters that he would be called if asked to leave. Im not sure that he would be cool. Mean fair play would be cool. I mean fair play to you. I mean, finally, though, someone at the has agreed someone at the bbc has agreed that perfectly someone at the bbc has agreed that its perfectly someone at the bbc has agreed that its the perfectly someone at the bbc has agreed that its the type perfectly someone at the bbc has agreed that its the type of � fectly fine. Its just the type of discrimination at the end of the day, isnt it . Because lets discrimination at the end of the day, it,|t it . Because lets discrimination at the end of the day, it,|t iall3ecause lets discrimination at the end of the day, it,|t iall the use lets discrimination at the end of the day, it,|t iall the isms, ets discrimination at the end of the day, it,|t iall the isms, ageism face it, of all the isms, ageism is kind of accepted, isnt it . Well, i thought the bbc classism is more absolute. Classism is more absolute. Certainly there arent anyone like me at the bbc. Thats for sure. Yeah. And unless theyre in some special pops but in some special vox pops but cleaning the windows. Yeah and licking windows and i mean, licking the windows and i mean, would you are you, are you worried about this . Because im worried about this because im 66 years old and they might if they let me 90, and they might if they let me go, itll be itll be ageism. Im sure they hired me when i was 65. But they could have done this. But at the end of the day, the bbc has a right to fire whoever they to and whoever they want to fire. And this is what i believe in malicious every company malicious harriet. Every company should right to hire should have a right to hire and fire whoever want to hire fire whoever they want to hire at. Will but the time, at. Will but at the same time, the a company. Its the bbc is not a company. Its a its an enterprise of state state propaganda. The bbc stands for britain stands for big brother , communicates the state brother, communicates the state propaganda. And people and propaganda. And people and people need to know, need to know. Of course people are involved in decisions that the bbc is because they take our money. So of course were going to pretend theyre going to were going that maybe were going to think that maybe they peoples and were going to think that maybe they theyre peoples and were going to think that maybe they theyre ageist. Es and then theyre ageist. That doesnt seem i mean, that doesnt seem well, whats whats why should all people pay licence fee all people pay the licence fee if going to if the bbc is going to discriminate specifically against them . There is a there there is a there is a there is another side story. Is another side to this story. I mean, ken bruce went to greatest hits a massive hits radio and it has a massive spike for his. Hits radio and it has a massive spike for his. The quiz that he spike for his. The quiz that he doesis spike for his. The quiz that he does is my dad would be at home screaming at me. He listens to it every day. Still at 1030, he used to do a quiz on radio two. Everyone tunes out a radio two at and to the at that time and goes to the greatest radio and listens greatest hits radio and listens to ken bruce and to that because ken bruce and some of simon plug some of the simon mayo plug other media channels. Some of the simon mayo plug oth yeah,dia channels. Some of the simon mayo plug oth yeah,dia ibut|nels. Some of the simon mayo plug oth yeah,dia but the ;. Some of the simon mayo plug oth yeah,dia but the point is, yeah, no, but the point is, these gb news putting these people gb news putting them down. People werent old. These people werent old. They djs. Thats they were good djs. And thats the point. The point. They were experienced, marinated in life. And i just like to apologise to anybody who was by pauls admission was offended by pauls admission to wendell looking moving on, weve got the telegraph now with a from gary lineker that a story from gary lineker that i believe as much as hmrc believe about as much as hmrc believe about as much as hmrc believe his tax return. Lewis well, i do believe it because he spoke for a very long time and the telegraph printed every single word in the thing. What did he see . It said basically m s shoppers gave me a standing ovation after bbc suspension. And the truth is. Suspension. And the truth is. And then. And then another. And then another quote was ignore them is that hes saying hes saying that the bbc shouldnt shouldnt spend too much time worrying about the views of people who will always hate it. But the truth is , is that the but the truth is, is that the bbc has a remit, which is to be the state propaganda network. And the more gary lineker expresses his belief, the more people are going to get wind and think, well, wait a second, maybe the bbc does have a political ideology. You think gary lineker is so you think gary lineker is waking people up to the hes destroyed annoying the bbc facade of neutrality. He its an facade of neutrality. He its an interesting theory but paul i mean this this thing that he said he said that m s shoppers of course he shops at marks and spencers. He makes a lot of money and doesnt pay a lot of tax it. But said that tax on it. But he said that marks and spencers shoppers tax on it. But he said that mark himi spencers shoppers tax on it. But he said that mark himi sstanding shoppers tax on it. But he said that mark himi sstanding ovations tax on it. But he said that mark himi sstanding ovation. I gave him a standing ovation. I mean, this sounds like one of those tweets that people write about two old. About their two year old. Theyre like, you know, my two year student stood up the year old student stood up in the middle and said middle of starbucks and said that, slavery bad middle of starbucks and said that we slavery bad middle of starbucks and said thatwe should slavery bad middle of starbucks and said thatwe should accommodatej and we should accommodate refugees and Say Something that they didnt say they obviously didnt say because two years old because theyre two years old and two year old doesnt talk because theyre two years old and that. year old doesnt talk because theyre two years old and that. yea then doesnt talk because theyre two years old and that. yea then they nt talk because theyre two years old and that. yea then they say alk like that. And then they say that in the starbucks that everybody in the starbucks stood up and clapped and even that everybody in the starbucks stoocbuttocksclapped and even that everybody in the starbucks stooc buttocks clapped. |nd even that everybody in the starbucks stooc buttocks clapped. Id even that everybody in the starbucks stoocbuttocks clapped. I mean, their buttocks clapped. I mean, isnt same of thing . Its like the jesse smaller of isnt it . Mean of barnes, isnt it . I mean i mean, this is gaslighting for me at the end of the day, because one of the other things he says is im absolutely baffled the is im absolutely baffled by the obsession our Media Obsession of some of our media with say, he reflects. With what i say, he reflects. I dont understand it. I dont preach. I dont tell what preach. I dont tell anyone what i in, the whos i believe in, says the man whos got page article. Well, got a 41 page article. Well, thats got 75,000 paragraphs dedicated to the things that he has to say. I dedicated to the things that he has to say. I mean, just i dont know what to say. I dont know what to say. Mind you, keep in mind that the only reason i used to watch the tv was for match of the day. And gary lineker, and i think he incredible job. If he he does an incredible job. If he wants say he wants wants to say whatever he wants to let him say whatever to say, let him say whatever he wants just dont want wants to say. I just dont want to have to pay it. To have to pay for it. Very good point. Thats a very good point. Anyway, now in a anyway, the times now in a depressed reminder of the feminisation men. Depressed reminder of the fenlewision men. Depressed reminder of the fenlewis yeah, men. Depressed reminder of the fenlewis yeah, lhisi. Tragic lewis yeah, this is a tragic here. The rise grooming here. The rise of male grooming. Its turn hog. Now its mens turn to hog the bathroom. This the bathroom. And this is in the times. And says that it says times. And it says that it says that are a gen z. That zoomers are a gen z. I cant keep track of gen x, gen z. I think theyre like any way theyre i dont know how old, how z people born in how old are gen z people born in 2005 2005, he says he 2005 onwards . 2005, he says he says that they have that they have a 68 increase in beauty spending. So these men, these men are focusing on themselves. Is that that this nail care purchases went up 103. Thats doubung purchases went up 103. Thats doubling facial serums. I dont know what that is. It sounds dirty up by 54. And basically what its saying is this. Its saying that men have no hope because women are making so much money that men dont need to work. Back in the day, listen to me. Listen, listen. I am listening. Listen that back in listening. Listen that back in the day , gay men could make the day, gay men could make a decent living. They didnt care how they looked. They all looked like paul. Horrible horrible. Right. But look at him. Look. Hes got a wife and kid because hes got his wife and kid. When when it was okay to be ugly. When it was okay to be ugly. When i was but nowadays , when i was rich. But nowadays, the women dont care about money because they all have own because they all have their own money. Doing this money. So theyre doing this thing maxing, which thing called looks maxing, which is is men are prettifying is which is men are prettifying themselves , prettifying themselves, prettifying themselves. And this is this is one of the by products of the death love. Okay. One of the by products of the deawell, love. Okay. One of the by products of the deawell, love. Quickly in the well, lets quickly in the next just cover this next minute, just cover this story its the daily star and story. Its the daily star and someones at related someones at a related injury, but its not restrain or chafing. Paul no. Be to put in hospital after hidden adult moustache falls from ceiling so a labourer was flattened by a sack of mags that fell from the eaves of an attic as he worked on the ceiling. Now i mean, what a way to go. For a start. However one thing i would say is, you know, it just couldnt happen. Now this is this is this is confined to history, isnt it . Well, must have been well, these must have been dusty, because surely nobody in the last the last ten years required magazine. The last the last ten years req buti magazine. The last the last ten years req but this nagazine. The last the last ten years req but this storyine. The last the last ten years req but this story ise. The last the last ten years req but this story is not even but this story is not even a non story. Its not even a non, non story. Its not even a non, non story. Its not even a non, non story because it was in non non story because it was in twitter. It was some guy tweeted on twitter, this guy called ben hall. It probably exist. Hall. It probably didnt exist. I believe it happened. I believe faith in the british people. Lewis because the british people wouldnt tweet something that didnt happen just some attention on just to get some attention on twitter. Ridiculous. Just to get some attention on twiyou ridiculous. Just to get some attention on twiyou think ridiculous. Just to get some attention on twiyou think itidiculous. Just to get some attention on twiyou think it is . ulous. Do you think it is . Lineker anyway , the show gary lineker anyway, the show is nearly over, so lets take another quick look saturdays another quick look at saturdays front mail front pages. The daily mail leads with 2500 pounds to smuggle foreign criminals out of the uk. The telegraph has the uk. The telegraph has children of seven to get nhs trans treatment. The guardian leads with playground for private equity. Fear for child care. The times has bad result for uk students. The mirror has for uk students. The mirror has skint £6. 5 million lotto lag now a decorator and finally the daily star has a stab me in skeggy. And those were your front pages. And thats all we have time for. Thank you for my guests, paul and lewis. Were back 11 pm. With back tomorrow at 11 pm. With andrew doyle nick dixon and lewis again. If Lewis Schaefer again. And if youre watching a. M, stay youre watching at 5 am, stay tuned breakfast by we need tuned for breakfast by we need to looks like things are heating up. Bob boilers proud sponsors of weather on. Gb news. Weather on. Gb news. Hi there. Its Aidan Mcgivern here from the met office. With the gb news forecast another low this weekend. This ones been named storm anthony by the met office because of the risk of disruptive gales for some heavy rain. For many others , storm rain. For many others, storm anthony is arriving through friday night. Its this area of low pressure that has been named andifs low pressure that has been named and its basically because its arriving at such a busy time of year for holiday makers , people year for holiday makers, people who are taking part in Outdoor Activities , camping, caravanning activities, camping, caravanning and so on. Initially, its the rain that is of concern overnight, especially across parts of Northern Ireland where the ground saturated. And the ground is saturated. And that rain heading into western parts of the uk by the end of the night well, accompanied the night as well, accompanied by strengthening winds dry initially eastern initially across some eastern and northern parts. Aside from the. But this spell the odd shower. But this spell of wet weather clears northern the odd shower. But this spell of wet ipushes clears northern the odd shower. But this spell of wet ipushes clea englandern the odd shower. But this spell of wet ipushes clea england and ireland pushes into england and wales scotland. Wales. Southern scotland. Showers continue for much of the rest of scotland and Northern Ireland. By the end of the afternoon, the skies brighten afternoon, as the skies brighten for wales in the southwest, thats the strongest winds thats when the strongest winds kick risk of kick in, with the risk of widespread gales, not just around coast but inland as well. Potential for travel disruption and certainly some dangerous conditions around beaches. But conditions around beaches. But storm entity does move through and by sunday, a brighter day is expected. Still some heavy showers around. Lighter winds, however , these showers will be however, these showers will be slow moving. Where they do occur, but theyll be hit and miss spells between. Miss sunny spells in between. And trend through next and then the trend through next week the weather to week is for the weather to become drier, brighter become gradually drier, brighter and warmer. And warmer. Looks like things are heating up. Boxed boilers , proud up. Boxed boilers, proud sponsors of weather on. Gb news. Welcome to Lee Andersons real world tonight. Weve got tom joined by Barry Gardner smith, the mp for brent nonh gardner smith, the mp for brent north west who got martin daubney, whos news daubney, whos a gb news presenter. Hes going to presenter. Hes going head to head with political commentator nigel nelson. Course, weve nigel nelson. Of course, weve always the nick gibb. Always got gary the nick gibb. Hes to join for some hes going to join us for some common sense. Green goddess hes going to join us for some comm moran. E. Green goddess hes going to join us for some comm moran. Shell Green Goddess hes going to join us for some comm moran. Shell grejoiningiess hes going to join us for some cortalkingan. Shell grejoiningiess hes going to join us for some cortalking aboutell grejoiningiess hes going to join us for some cortalking about hergrejoiningiess hes going to join us for some cortalking about her childhood. Ess us talking about her childhood. And got worlds most and weve got the worlds most famous is tony famous town crier, which is Tony Appleton first, lets go to appleton. But first, lets go to the. News the. News very good evening to you. Im Aaron Armstrong in the gb newsroom. A man who murdered his baby stepson has been sentenced to a minimum of 28 years in prison craig has been prison. Craig crouch has been convicted of killing ten month old jacob, who was found dead in his cot in december 2020. Hed suffered 39 rib fractures from numerous assaults in the months leading up to his death. Jacobs mother , gemma barton, was mother, gemma barton, was sentenced to ten years for causing or allowing his death. Causing or allowing his death. Mr justice kerr said crouch caused jacob intense and prolonged suffering. He was a small baby who had not yet learned to walk or talk. Sadly, he never did. So your attacks on him were an abuse of trust, of the grossest kind. You trust, of the grossest kind. You knew he was dependent on the adults caring for him to protect him from harm instead of protecting him. You killed him. A tick tock influencer