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Gb news. Good evening here with jb news and the breaking news tonight is that donald trump has pleaded not guilty to all four counts, charging him with attempting to overthrow the 2020 us president ial election result. He left washington dc tonight and went on his way back home to new jersey. The next court date new jersey. The next court date is august the 28th. Mr trump isnt obliged to attend that the former president is accused of conspiracy to defraud the us to depnve conspiracy to defraud the us to deprive citizens of their right to have their votes counted and to have their votes counted and to obstruct and try to obstruct an official proceeding. Its mr trumps third indictment in four months. Hes currently, though, the front runner for the 2024 republican president ial nomination. Often speaking, nomination. Often speaking, before he boarded his plane home, donald trump called it a sad day for america when you look at whats happening, sad day for america when you look at whats happening , this look at whats happening, this is a persecution of a political opponent. This was never supposed to happenin this was never supposed to happen in america , for this is happen in america, for this is the persecution of the person thats leading by very, very substantial numbers in the republican primary. And leading biden by a lot. Republican primary. And leading biden by a lot. So if you cant biden by a lot. So if you cant beat him, you persecute him or you prosecute him. We cant let this happen in america. This happen in america. Donald trump speaking a short time ago. Well, in news here at home, the bank of england today raised its Interest Rate for the 14th time in a row. Its increasing from 5 to 5. 25. Thats the highest base rate since 2008. The bank says it expects inflation to be halved by the end of the year. And the chancellor jeremy by the end of the year. And the chancellorjeremy hunt, told gb news the governments plan, however, is working well. However, is working well. The bank of england forecast today say that we will avoid recession and in a years time well get inflation down to about 3, 2. 8, i think is the number. So although its very tough when Interest Rates go up for families or for businesses that have got loans , what those that have got loans, what those forecasts are saying today is that if we stick to the plan, it is working thing and we will end up with a soft landing and we can avoid a recession. Can avoid a recession. Well, the shadow chancellor, rachel reeves, said the government must take action on a family thats looking to remortgage their property is going to be paying on average more than £200 extra every single month. And for some people its much more than that. The government needs to take responsibility for the fact that inflation in the uk is much higher than it is in comparable countries. Comparable countries. Meanwhile , high street meanwhile, high street retailer wilko has warned its on the brink of collapse , on the brink of collapse, putting around 12,000 jobs at risk. The boss of the homeware risk. The boss of the homeware chain said it expects to go into insolvency after failing to secure a takeover. Wilko which has about 400 uk stores, has filed a notice of intention to appoint administrators. Five appoint administrators. Five activists that scaled the prime ministers private home in North Yorkshire have been arrested on suspicion of causing criminal damage and being a public nuisance. The protesters draped nuisance. The protesters draped rishi sunak home in black fabric in protest against the new north sea oil and gas licences granted by him. Thats your news on gb by him. Thats your news on gb news across the uk , on tv, in news across the uk, on tv, in your car, on Digital Radio and on your Smart Speaker by saying play gb news. Time now for headliners. Headliners. Hello and welcome to headliners. Headliners. Its the best paper preview show on tv and its got three comedians going through the next days news. And one of them, im leo carson. Im joined by the father son comedy duo of louis shaffer. Hes gb news is martin sheen and jonathan colgan. Our answer to charlie sheen. Jonathan has tiger blood and louis has tiger would i believe. How are you. 7 how louis has tiger would i believe. How are you . How are you both doing . Just started adderall. So my teeth are like grinding. Right . Why did you decide to start a medication on this show . You know, his mother his mother trained him do that. Mother trained him to do that. And first of all, i got, you know, something . I being know, something . I enjoy being called because know, something . I enjoy being calle actually because know, something . I enjoy being calle actually has because know, something . I enjoy being calle actually has a because know, something . I enjoy being calle actually has a career,jse know, something . I enjoy being calle actually has a career, not hes actually has a career, not charlie he charlie sheen. Martin sheen. He has and hes a has a career and hes a somebody. And ive never been , somebody. And ive never been, you know, somebody your own headliners night. You know, somebody your own heelouis,s night. You know, somebody your own heelouis, youve night. You know, somebody your own heelouis, youve got night. You know, somebody your own heelouis, youve got a night. You know, somebody your own heelouis, youve got a lotight. You know, somebody your own heelouis, youve got a lot tot. You know, somebody your own heelouis, youve got a lot to be louis, youve got a lot to be grateful for. Going to crack on anyway, im going to crack on and look at the front pages of tomorrows papers, daily tomorrows papers, the daily mail how on earth mail leads with how on earth could this be allowed to happen . Theyre talking about just stop occupying or greenpeace stop oil occupying or greenpeace occupying roof. The occupying rishi sunak roof. The telegraph. Has any chess goes private to end record backlog. The guardian leads with latest rise sparks tory calls for tax cuts. For tax cuts. The mirror has hard up on your bike. The times leads with economy is caught in a trap, says chancellor , and it has says chancellor, and it has trump pleading not guilty to the conspiracy charges. And finally, conspiracy charges. And finally, the daily star has wish you were here and those were your front pages. Unless of a closer look at those front pages starting with the times. Louis good news. The economy is caught in a trap, says the chancellor. Thats good news. You know what . Its good news because at least theyre doing something. Theyre raising Interest Rates. Something. Theyre raising inte it st rates. Something. Theyre raising inte it sorttes. Something. Theyre raising inte it sort of. Something. Theyre raising inte it sort of suggests the it sort of suggests the economy have to chew its economy might have to chew its own leg off get stabilised. Own leg to off get stabilised. You what . They well, do you know what . They got this thing well, do you know what . They got now this thing well, do you know what . They got now theyve this thing well, do you know what . They got now theyve gotthis thing well, do you know what . They got now theyve got to; thing well, do you know what . They got now theyve got to get ng well, do you know what . They got now theyve got to get out and now theyve got to get out of it. What if they print more money . That could be a way out. That could be a way out. Just keep printing. Just keep printing. Its not two thousand and seven, just seven, jonathan. We cant just print. Cant zimbabwe, print. We cant use zimbabwe, not to out of this. Not nomics to get out of this. Anyway, also another anyway, theres also another story with picture of story there with a picture of trump think also trump that i think is also worth mentioning. Mentioning. Well, this is the saddest story. Trump pleads guilty, pleads guilty. Important pleads not guilty. Important distinction. He is guilty. Distinction. He is guilty. Everybody knows hes not. Hes a what . Hes a what . Is he going to sue us . Is ofcom going to come after us . Because i say donald trump is guilty. Louis was there on january. Are they going to demand balance . I demand something of balance . I made it as a so hes not made it as a joke. So hes not guilty . Hes not guilty. Jury is going is going the jury is going to is going to i mean, this to decide. I mean, this this feels like 5,000,000th feels like the 5,000,000th time theyve bring donald theyve tried to bring Donald Trump Russia collusion trump down, the russia collusion. He was associated with white supremacy, all various supremacy, all these various legal legal things. You paid Stormy Daniels , which you got a Stormy Daniels, which you got a great deal for, the way, bill great deal for, by the way, bill clinton paid £850,000 to paula jones. I think donald trump, you know, with like third know, got away with like a third of that. Know, got away with like a third of toh, wait, whos jones . Oh, wait, whos paula jones . Oh, wait, whos paula jones . Was who . Bill paula jones was who . Bill clinton was. Clinton. Bill clinton. Bill clinton. And a star. It and she wasnt a star. It definitely wasnt worth the money. So, you know, donald trump definitely strikes a better deal. You know what . You talk you know what . You cant talk like you know what . You cant talk uke the you know what . You cant talk like the heres what like that. The heres what happens that donald trump is happens is that donald trump is being attacked. Knows being attacked. Everybody knows hes Everybody Knows hes a bad guy. Everybody knows theyre cant theyre all bad guys. You cant say that Donald Donald trump is a low brow in terms of a is a low brow in terms of actual criminal. He is. That is actual criminal. He is. That is that joe biden was collecting bags of money from from Chinese People and the ukrainians and now were at war with ukraine. So basically basically this he he was bought out to fight this war. Well, indeed. I mean, the House Oversight committee investigated joe bidens connections and bidens family connections and the money that they were receiving. Talking receiving. Were talking millions from romania, millions of pounds from romania, from china, various sort of from china, from various sort of nefarious overseas interests. You wouldnt want having you really wouldnt want having an influence at the top level, top levels of american politics. And like everything and it feels like everything that being taken to that trump is being taken to task for the mishandling of classified documents. Yes or not classified documents. Yes or not accepting Election Results. Its all stuff thats been done by hillary clinton. Didnt accept hillary clinton. Didnt accept the Election Results straight away. When donald trump was elected , joe biden mishandled elected, joe biden mishandled classified documents. It all feels like theres a two Tier Justice System in america where if youre on the right, you get punished full if youre on punished the full if youre on the capitol riot picnic, the full force of the law is levelled on, you know, this thing all started with the impeachment of bill clinton. Impeachment of bill clinton. And before that, americans , and before that, americans, the american political system was relatively balanced. But they went after bill clinton. He they went after bill clinton. He did a bad thing. He did the thing in the white house. And he did, wasnt sex did, you know, it wasnt sex scandal. Sex scandal in scandal. It was a sex scandal in the white house. Standards , it does. But ever since that, every other year theres been an impeachment thing. And now this is coming. Were headed is whats coming. Were headed for were heading for global disaster to be disaster for america used to be the country in the the greatest country in the world. Going the world. Now its going to be the greatest country in the world for of trials. For these kind of trials. I still believe in the well, i still believe in the American Dream. You the american yeah. What is the American Dream . Yeah. What is the american drearthink hard work. Hard work i think hard work. Hard work gets you there. Anyway, moving on. What have got in the on. What have they got in the front of the telegraph . Front cover of the telegraph . John the Daily Telegraph are so the Daily Telegraph are leading private to leading with nhs goes private to end record backlog. Now this is actually complex actually quite a complex story and bumped into kwasi and we bumped into kwasi kwarteng, was in the studio kwarteng, who was in the studio earlier him to earlier and i asked him to explain it me and he explain it to me and he just carried on walking on. So it might be might be a bit of trouble when he was chancellor. Yeah, kwasi. Yeah, like kwasi. Yeah, like kwasi. But no , no joy there. So but no, no joy there. So basically whats happened is theres such a huge as so many of our viewers will know, theres backlog to theres been a huge backlog to theres been a huge backlog to the patients trying to get appointments with nhs. You know, you call them up. Its a nightmare. Its really quite and youve got to call between 8 am. And 8 or am. Yeah i like that one. Or1 am. Yeah i like that one. But yeah, but the problem is theres as i understand it, theres as i understand it, theres quite a lot of space in these private hospitals. Now these private hospitals. So now these private hospitals. So now the with them the nhs are teaming up with them to co opt space to essentially co opt that space and go see private and get people to go see private physicians, but not pay for it. Is that right . So the nhs is going to pay the bill. Basically youll treated private youll be treated in a private hospital, probably a more hospital, probably have a more comfortable bed and better food and the nhs will pay the bill. I mean outsourcing, but mean this, this outsourcing, but theyve doing that for years. They did that during covid when had i my when i had my when i had my prostate and then he prostate checked and then he went to the doctors and, and so, so theres a stepladder to measure it. This could be a slow descent into eliminating the nhs. Also its prostate. I dont know. I dont know if its that. If the news is that positive of. Yeah, i mean this is this is how china has basically eliminated or grew into free market economy. And into a free market economy. And they allowed the hospitals or they allowed the hospitals or the factories in their case that were more productive to do more, to produce more and sell sale at the free market. Gradually, the market market just took over. And i think the nhs, you know, to tap into that free market, the the free the efficiencies of the free market makes sense. I market really makes sense. I mean, understand your medical mean, i understand your medical care be free at the care should still be free at the point access, mean, if point of access, but i mean, if the private sector can deliver it effectively , i mean, for it more effectively, i mean, for example, get the example, you wouldnt get the nhs to manufacture its own ambulances. So youd let a private company manufacture the ambulances and then the nhs buys them. But were not dealing with them. But were not dealing with the medical care should be. So all of the mental care should privatised the should be privatised in, in the sense yeah, wouldnt sense like, yeah, you wouldnt make ambulances. So we make their own ambulances. So we want dont the doctors make their own ambulances. So we wa be. Dont the doctors to be. How you mean how would it how do you mean how would it and whos pay for it and whos going to pay for it and whos going to pay for it and is it going to be paid . And how is it going to be paid . It going be paid how is it going to be paid for . Just let private for . So just let private hospitals up the slack. Hospitals take up the slack. Think its going to i dont think its going to be more expensive. Paid by states. The paid for by the states. The states think pays for nhs states you think pays for nhs care its going the same thing. Theres going to be no difference because at the end of the like, thats the medical. The private sector make the private sector will make it more efficient. It more, more efficient. Is that the the problem is, is that the demand medical services have demand on medical services have gone because gone through the roof because the so the british people are so unhealthy come on, this is enough. Slamming british people. Slamming british people. No, but same thing in america. Lets go to the front page of the daily mail. Lewis, what have they got there . Front of the daily the front page of the daily mail is. Hold on second. Is mail is. Hold on a second. Is this is shocking, shocking, shocking. How on earth could shocking. How on earth could this be allowed to happen as eco protesters occupy the roof of the prime ministers family home and they and drape stuff . So they got into the they got in. Isnt it protected . Isnt it at least one protected . Isnt it at least one policeman . Know what . Protected . Isnt it at least one pol in man . Know what . Protected . Isnt it at least one pol in marim know what . Protected . Isnt it at least one pol in marim reallyw what . Protected . Isnt it at least one pol in marim really surprised in my im really surprised that can walk up to the that you can just walk up to the prime house. You prime ministers house. Do you know climb roof. Know what . Climb on the roof. Tessa jowell when she yeah. Tessa jowell when she lived in my. In my Little Borough of nunhead is they had policemen outside of policemen stationed outside of her oh, really . They did. Her house. Oh, really . They did. They they had they had with guards. They had guards outside house. So guards outside her house. So they. Guards outside her house. So they. We should start shooting they. We should start shooting people and killing them. And dead, dead, dead. We. Well, is dead, dead, dead. We. Well, is that too much . Is that too much . That too much . Is that too much . Be too much. Well it might be too much. Well find when the ofcom. This greenpeace wanting this is greenpeace wanting a piece of Justin Boyles action. Theyre jealous. Theyre getting jealous. Theyre like, theyre getting jealous. Theyre like theyre theyre getting jealous. Theyre liketheyre like, how come you theyre like, how come you say is like motley crew this is like motley crew bringing a grunge album in bringing out a grunge album in 1994, and they motley crew. These are and what about friends the earth . These are and what about frietheres he earth . These are and what about frietheres he eart of these. Theres tonnes of these. These been these organisations have been around think around forever and do you think its too far for its a step too far for greenpeace just to be targeting a residence . A private residence . Weve seen, you know, i mean, weve seen, you know, politicians targeted politicians getting targeted before when david amess, you know, of ultimate know, the sort of ultimate example was targeted by an islamist and sadly killed by him. But this i mean, i feel like, you know, fair enough, you know, target, target, public, public spaces. But to target somebodys home, it does feel like a line has been crossed. Yeah. And you know, obviously, they werent doing anything but the fact anything violent, but the fact that what they that youre. What if they were you know, know who you know, you dont know who someone on your someone whos climbing on your roof brought on. Roof and but you brought it on. It on. The people we brought it on. The people out brought out there brought it on themselves believing themselves by believing in this climate bill and also by not by not owning guns and by not not owning guns and also by not going. Well, thats true. This is an america youd have a dead greenpeace people this is an america youd have a the dead greenpeace people this is an america youd have a the roof. D greenpeace people this is an america youd have a imroof. D greenpeace people this is an america youd have a im not d greenpeace people this is an america youd have a im not in greenpeace people this is an america youd have a im not in favour. 3ace people this is an america youd have a im not in favour. Im people this is an america youd have a im not in favour. Im not. le im not in favour. Im not. I mean, i was obviously i wasnt making a joke, but i wasnt being they should being serious that they should shoot they should. Shoot people. But they should. I mean, somebody going to mean, if somebody is going to invade ministers invade the prime ministers home. Be shot dead. Okay. Im dead. Okay. Im glad dead. Okay. Im glad you dialled okay. Im glad you dialled back that comment. Anyway, just lets lets try and salvage this section with the daily star. Jonathan yeah , this story is a jonathan yeah, this story is a bit more relaxed. So holidaymakers was warned. Actually its not Great Holiday makers warned too much sun is turning all into slapheads so turning us all into slapheads so the report here is that if you spend too long outside the spend too long outside in the sun, your hair will essentially react to that and it will fall out so it can be sun damaged. And then youre telomeres. No, thats youre thats your genetics. Youre something follicles, something else. Follicles, thats the one. They wont grow and the cycles get quicker and quicker. But and the cycles get quicker and quicker. But think they just quicker. But i think they just dont to get because dont want us to get sun because thats charge chakras thats how we charge our chakras and they dont want to us charge our chakras. You our chakras. What . Thats it. You know what . You know learned know what . Youve learned something over the years. I didnt you it, but didnt make you say it, but thats exactly he makes thats exactly true. He makes the my perennial. You know the sun my perennial. You know what . Perennial . You know, you know what you know something. Is that what you know something. Is that what you know is know something . There is a direct between getting know something . There is a dire� on between getting know something . There is a dire� on your between getting know something . There is a dire� on your yourtween getting know something . There is a dire� on your your whatever. Ing know something . There is a dire� on your your whatever. Your sun on your your whatever. Your lower yeah. Lower cavities. Yeah. Yeah. Im not do it, but not saying you should do it, but you do we be. You should do it. We should be. We. The sun is one of the most important. We food. We important. We need good food. We need sun, we need grounding. What i think we what about sleep . And i think we also need hair. And you two both have a fine head hair. Obviously runs head of hair. Obviously runs in the thats for the family anyway, thats it for part one. Coming up, weve got expense oxfam, going, expense of food, oxfam, going, walk and macron being accidentally racist. Dont go away welcome back to headliners. Im leo kyrees and im still here with the comedians Louis Schaefer and jonathan colgan. Happily with their clothes on now. Anyway, kicking things off with this section, weve got the guardian it like guardian and it looks like deliveroo will only to deliveroo will only deliver to properties louis. Yes, its this is a little story in the in the guardian says over 50s could deliver takeaways say works and pensions secretary so the secretary of state for works and pension his name is mel stride he at least can walk a stride. He cant can walk a stride. He cant really he was the central devon devon mp at and he says basically that that they should that old if youre old you should go get a job at deliveroo going upstairs and going on your bicycle to keep you active, to keep you active and, and to keep some money rolling in. And the one thing i know know for one thing i know i know for myself that theres nothing that can me bicycle can make me makes me bicycle faster the fact that ive got faster is the fact that ive got to go pee. At my age, youve to go pee. At my age, youve always just got to go pee. Dont want to have i dont want to have a deliveroo driver who needs to pee half hour. I dont pee every half hour. I dont want somebody to hand a curry want somebody to hand me a curry knowing peed knowing that theyve just peed in a bush. Smell my hands saying, smell my hands. E house and use come into your house and use your toilet. Yeah, but it says. Your toilet. Iteah, but it says. Your toilet. Iteah, bin it says. Your toilet. Iteah, bin there s. Your toilet. Iteah, bin there for 20 it says in there for 20 minutes. Delivery. Deliveroo has said that. It it recorded a 62 that. It says it recorded a 62 increase in in delivery people over the age of 50 in the last two years. Yeah, but from what . From exactly . From what . That was my point. Can i make my point . Yes, you can make your point. But id rather hearjonathans point. Well, my dear, sweet mama is over 50, and shes tried to use a deliveroo app, and it has taken time. Is that going taken a long time. Is that going to our deliveries to mean all of our deliveries are come cold . And are going to come cold . And thats what im worried about. Its a complicated use. Its a complicated thing to use. Satnav an a to z, satnav she still uses an a to z, although she might feel so bad satnav she still uses an a to z, alth shei she might feel so bad satnav she still uses an a to z, alth shei shecookst feel so bad satnav she still uses an a to z, alth shei shecooks aeel so bad satnav she still uses an a to z, alth shei shecooks a lovely bad that she she cooks a lovely roast dinner, which would be better. So yeah, swings and roundabouts. Anyway, the telegraph like roundabouts. Anyway, the telephrase like roundabouts. Anyway, the telephrase cheap like roundabouts. Anyway, the telephrase cheap as like roundabouts. Anyway, the telephrase cheap as chips like roundabouts. Anyway, the telephrase cheap as chips will; the phrase cheap as chips will have to retired. Jonathan the phrase cheap as chips will have tactuallyred. Jonathan the phrase cheap as chips will have t actually re< phrase han thats actually a phrase for people who havent tried truffle oil. Leo so, right. Britains era of says of cheap food is over, says economists. The scoop is economists. The scoop is britains era of cheap food has come to an end, economists have said. As the bank of england warned, Grocery Price inflation will in double digits will remain in double digits until year. Until the end of the year. So this is bad news for anyone who eats , which is most of us, eats, which is most of us, especially me. If youve seen that clip we just put out, especially poor people, because its mostly going to affect own brands, going hit brands, theyre going to be hit the hardest. Absolutely. Mean, brands, theyre going to be hit tilot ardest. Absolutely. Mean, brands, theyre going to be hit tilot arcthese bsolutely. Mean, brands, theyre going to be hit tilot arcthese recentzly. Mean, brands, theyre going to be hit tilot arcthese recent sort mean, brands, theyre going to be hit tilot arcthese recent sort ofean, a lot of these recent sort of economic , shall we say, economic, shall we say, phenomena have affected the i guess, the working classes and the least the fewer earning populaces the hardest. So all the ulez stuff and we wont get into that now. But the problem is for inflation food is going up and up and they dont want us to eat and thats no food to eat and thats it. No food for peasants. For the peasants. Thats exactly. Hes well, thats exactly. Hes exactly right about this thing. But has been so exactly right about this thing. But in has been so exactly right about this thing. But in terms has been so exactly right about this thing. But in terms ofhas been so exactly right about this thing. But in terms of the been so exactly right about this thing. But in terms of the percentage cheap in terms of the percentage of spend on compared of how much we spend on compared to, you know, a couple of generations ago. Yeah, its nothing. And this nothing. And butter and all this stuff is like relatively stuff is like is like relatively dirt spend on average dirt cheap. We spend on average 44. British people, not 44. We british people, not me, not british people spend not you, british people spend £44 a week on food, which is i think thats divided by seven. Thats about £8, £8 a day. And for £8 a day you can eat Louis Schaefers diet, which is steak and eggs. How do you get steak for £8 a day . You buy, you buy a brisket and you cut it yourself and you cut it yourself. Its not its not wrapped up, especially its 9 to £11. You ever had raccoon steak . Leo well, connor imports it from idaho , but i mean, this is this idaho, but i mean, this is this is related to factors such as the war in ukraine, which , you the war in ukraine, which, you know, russias just suspended the black sea deal, which under which it allowed ukraine to export grain via the black sea. And thats a e. So thats and thats a e. So thats thats sent wheat prices up, which then affects, you know, other food well. Which then affects, you know, oth they1d well. Which then affects, you know, oth they will well. Which then affects, you know, oth they will always find they will always find something at the end the day, something at the end of the day, at end of day, its at the end of the day, its covid. Its they started. And not just covid. Its in two thousand and seven, like you said, during the last banking crisis , they just started to crisis, they just started to print money. Well, its near zero european zero as well across the european union, western world, union, across the western world, theyre the of theyre reducing the amount of theyre reducing the amount of the shutting farms and getting rid livestock because they rid of livestock because they say it produces carbon dioxide. But it also produces food that we need. And if we dont have of food is to have it, the price of food is to going were not going have enough the enough food for everybody in the bank of england. Print food. Just print more food. Just print more food. Only it could. Theyd if only it could. Theyd probably moving probably print too much. Moving on, telegraph probably print too much. Moving on, this telegraph probably print too much. Moving on, this time telegraph probably print too much. Moving on, this time with egraph probably print too much. Moving on, this time with some1 again, this time with some good news. Poverty are news. Starvation and poverty are officially. Well, assume officially over. Well, assume anyway, oxfam got anyway, given that oxfam got time to the economics time to complain, the economics is racist and sexist. Well, is that going to be one of your tweets tomorrow . What what else is sexist or racist . Racist . Racist . Which racist is. But you which racist is. But you know, it it says off, off, off, off, fam whenever i see that aukus come off the office of office of famine office of familiarity office. Anyway oxfam, im having a stroke. I am brands , gdp, gdp , which is gross brands, gdp, gdp, which is gross domestic product, which i didnt think they used anymore. Basically gdp. Yeah, they do. Basically gdp. Yeah, they do. They do as colonial as antifeminist because it measures the sort of output, the economic output of a nation. Yes, of a nation. They say, you know, nation. And they say, you know, theres lots of people doing stuff that give them stuff that we dont give them credit and theyre stuff that we dont give them credit they and theyre stuff that we dont give them credit they said,\nd theyre stuff that we dont give them credit they said, wait heyre stuff that we dont give them credit they said, wait aeyre stuff that we dont give them credit they said, wait a second, saying they said, wait a second, leo. Theyre saying that dont jump leo. Theyre saying that dont jump saying jump in yet. There saying theyre that, you know, theyre saying that, you know, you maybe they should you know, they maybe they should start besides worrying about people, what what housework they do, should let do, they should they should let women wear shoes. Well they say that gdp because it that the gdp because it measures, you know, factory work , you know, anything thats got a economic output , you know, anything thats got a increases economic output , you know, anything thats got a increases value � nic output , you know, anything thats got a increases value for output that increases value for a nation, it excludes Domestic Work, which is mainly done by women, they say, although not not in my household. Not in my household. But the thing is, Domestic Work doesnt generate wealth. Its just stuff you got to do. Like you clean the kitchen. Like you clean the kitchen. Theres no youre not generating any wealth for the nation. Thats ridiculous. Cleaning thats ridiculous. And cleaning the something the kitchen is just something you it. Not you just have to do it. Its not work. I it is work, but work. I mean, it is work, but its its work where its not. Its not work where its not. Its not work where its like me saying i wipe my bum. This is be measured as bum. This is to be measured as gdp its work. Its gdp because its work. Its like, no, you just got do it. Like, no, you just got to do it. But the interesting thing but but the interesting thing is theyre is that this what theyre planning oxfam planning on doing, what oxfam doesnt british women or doesnt affect british women or american women because theres such so messy. And such pigs, theres so messy. And i and you can say to me, lewis, lewis, you have no right to say that ive lived in this country 22 years. I know many, many women in many women , and a women in this many women, and a lot of them house. The house proud is not is not a word you could use to describe the british. Ive noticed theres a correlation, jonathan. Youll probably agree with this. The more his mother, more more his mother, the more a woman knows how the world should be run. The less she knows how to run. I totally agree. But the thing is, with oxfam is when have you ever heard good news have you ever heard a good news story them . In the last story about them . In the last ten to ten years, i actually used to work the day. Work for oxfam back in the day. Really . Yeah. I was a guy who organised all prostitutes organised all the prostitutes when boo boo. When they were on oh boo boo. Thats funny. Really thats funny. That is really funny. Thats funny. That is really fun thats good joke. Anyway, thats a good joke. Anyway, the now and miss the the times now and i miss the days morality days when bankers morality stopped is good. Jonathan yeah, this is a this is a fun one. So bankers guide to inclusive language bans black market. First of all, ive market. So first of all, ive just learned what annual leave is apparently is and that apparently comes from having to take time from bankers having to take time off in case theyre doing fraud. Thats learned. Thats thats what i learned. Thats what used to work at what my friend used to work at goldman told me today. Goldman sachs told me today. I dont if its true or not, dont know if its true or not, but they are not a moral industry. Traditionally speaking. Yeah. So the is speaking. Yeah. So the story is bank the bank leaders have called for the banning including banning of words, including black market and male and female, order make the female, in to order make the profession progressive. Female, in to order make the profes so n progressive. Female, in to order make the profes so theres progressive. Female, in to order make the profes so theres aogressive. Female, in to order make the profes so theres a listzssive. Female, in to order make the profes so theres a list ofive. Yeah, so theres a list of words, but this actually sounds like a like a hacky parody of like a like a hacky parody of like back in the day. Its so hack. Itsjust like back in the day. Its so hack. Its just like, oh, you cant say coffee anymore. Cant say black coffee anymore. But you cant but now literally you cant say black it really sounds black market. It really sounds like a like old hacky joke. Like a like an old hacky joke. And what could say . Could and what could you say . Could you like green with envy . You say like green with envy . You say because its you cant say that because its offensive to kermit the frog. Dumas blue, which dumas or feeling blue, which goes smurfs. Goes against the smurfs. I mean, the list of words theyve got is crazy. Yeah, theyve got is crazy. So yeah, you say sanity check, you cant say sanity check, which is a term for software testing. You know, i meant to say test instead of say functional test instead of credit. Oh, you know, i credit score. Oh, you know, i meant to stragglers loot box meant to say stragglers loot box instead of direct deposit. You meant to say raw doggy debt down instead of direct deposit. You meanof say raw doggy debt down instead of direct deposit. You meanof these aw doggy debt down instead of direct deposit. You meanof these may ggy debt down instead of direct deposit. You meanof these may bey debt down instead of direct deposit. You meanof these may be made down instead of direct deposit. You meanof these may be made up,vn some of these may be made up, but i mean, theyre theyre no worse than the replacements. Theyve come up with. I mean, because replacement because the replacement for mail and in in it for and female so used in in it for example it connectors instead of that instead of male and female, they say male male, alternative or female alternative. Its not they say male male, alternative or fsame alternative. Its not they say male male, alternative or fsame thing. Ative. Its not they say male male, alternative or fsame thing. Youve ts not they say male male, alternative or fsame thing. Youve just ot they say male male, alternative or fsame thing. Youve just made the same thing. Youve just made it complicated. Yeah the same thing. Youve just made it c1are1licated. Yeah the same thing. Youve just made it c1are1licaalternative mean . I dont know. I dont know. Maybe i dont know. Maybe its transitioning i transitioning top and bottom. I dont know. Whatever. Yeah dont know. But whatever. Yeah just Political Correctness gone mad. E weve e weve got the moving on. Weve got the times now and frances president macron is promoting the racist stereotype that ethnic minority children dont have. Fathers louis well, in a roundabout way, at least hes recognising it. Emmanuel macron. Macron blames children of Single Parents for french riots. And parents for french riots. And this is interesting. He says a three quarters of the children prosecuted over the summers riot were from single parent families or in social care. He families or in social care. He doesnt mention the ethnicity of these people because its sort of against the law in france to do that, to mention the ethnicity. Do that, to mention the ethnicit everybody saw the pictures. They saw the pictures. But the truth is, is fact that the truth is, is the fact that the truth is, is the fact that the french love to riot, their nafion the french love to riot, their nation got started by a riot when they rioted over the best deal when they rioted over the best deal. They stormed the best deal. So the fact is, the immigrant community now rioting community is now rioting shows that now fully that theyre now fully assimilated into french culture. Great, great stuff. Louis great, great stuff. Louis well, i mean, first of all, if Emmanuel Macron wants less , if Emmanuel Macron wants less, you know, single parent households, he should start wearing condoms. But basically, i dont i dont know what the correlation there it correlation is. There because it does a if does seem to be a thing if youre raised in a single parent family, is a proclivity family, there is a proclivity towards crime and stuff. So whats just to focus whats the answer . Just to focus on family unit, thats like on the family unit, thats like the thing ive ever the most dumas thing ive ever said. Think could have said. But i think we could have governments with governments in the west with more policies to more pro natal policies to encourage people to have families and keep those families stable. I dont think i dont think a single parent im the product of a single parent household and i dont youre necessarily, dont think youre necessarily, you you have two you know, you have to have two parents end up. Sami all parents to end up. Sami all right. But i mean, what was interesting in france is that the riots, the rioters were clearly immigrants, you know, second and Third Generation often. But, you know, the often. But, you know, the children of immigrants and we could see this in the pictures and the media obfuscated this. And the media obfuscated this. They said, no, this this isnt true. But its like and even macron himself is trying to divert away from it. Hes saying, no, no. This is saying, no, no, no. This is theres theres no theres no theres no link there. Is just because they there. This is just because they dont have theyre not allowed to say that. Theyre not theyre literally to say literally not allowed to say theyre allowed theyre really not allowed to say. See they say. People can see it and they will replace government with will replace the government with a listens a government that listens to them basic logic and reason. But the interesting thing about it and is that is that the demographic shift is so extreme there that most of the young people are from immigrant communities. So if even if the other people rioted, it still wouldnt be enough. It would wouldnt be enough. It would still be predominantly immigrant communities. Okay. And can i communities. Okay. And can i just say this . Can i just say that i am i im from a single household, single parent household. My mother thought i was jesus and thats it for part two. Coming up, weve got lizzo responding to accusations. Is responding to accusations. Is bud light going bust and the bbc suggesting the wrong side won world war two. Find out what its about right after the weather. That warm feeling inside from boxt boilers proud sponsors of weather on gb news news. Im alex deakin and this is your latest weather update from the met office for gb news. Some wet and windy weather heading for in friday night and saturday, but for many, friday will dry and bright day will be a dry and a bright day with perhaps a bit more sunshine than had of late. Wet than weve had of late. The wet and weather saturday and windy weather for saturday coming of low coming from this area of low pressure. It, though, pressure. Ahead of it, though, a ridge is trying ridge of High Pressure is trying to move in. Its not completely across the uk though, so still some heavy showers around this evening overnight. Evening and indeed overnight. Well some going well keep some going over eastern and eastern eastern scotland and eastern england. The odd one further west, but many places will become overnight with some become dry overnight with some clearer spells and temperatures dipping to down about 11 14. Dipping to down about 11 to 14. In most towns and cities. So to on friday. And as i said, many places will be dry and bright, certainly west, places will be dry and bright, certainly west , across certainly in the west, across these counties of these eastern counties of england and indeed across much of probably be of the midlands, probably to be quite and there quite a cloudy start. And there will be further outbreaks of rain northeast england. Rain over northeast england. And then afternoon heavy showers rain over northeast england. And then breakernoon heavy showers rain over northeast england. And then break out on heavy showers rain over northeast england. And then break out because showers could break out because lincolnshire, east anglia and the south east, many western the far south east, many Western Areas looking dry and areas though, looking dry and bright, a bit more sunshine than weve seen of late. Light winds as pleasant as well. So feeling pleasant if we get some sunshine. But we do get some sunshine. But temperatures still only high, teens low 20s look at this teens low 20s and look at this deep of low pressure deep area of low pressure bringing windy weather bringing wet and windy weather swinging across the country on friday night. And spreading more widely saturday. Northern widely during saturday. Northern scotland will generally stay dry and bright and it may brighten up the south west, but here up in the south west, but here well strongest well have the strongest winds. 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So as many of you guys will know , the many of you guys will know, the Company Behind budweiser and bud light, they hired Dylan Mulvaney and made a limited edition can based on a year after her transition and everyone just blew up about it. It went kind of both so a lot of people of both ways. So a lot of people who didnt like dylan or didnt agree with it , they had they agree with it, they had they stopped buying it and the sales massively dropped. And also people tending to be on the left who dylan. They were who were pro dylan. They were annoyed with bud Light Company for not sticking dylan. For not sticking up for dylan. So everyone stopped. Everyone was annoyed. It just they jumped right of it and right into the middle of it and just decimated and thank you just got decimated and thank you for using dylans correct pronouns he is a woman. Pronouns because he is a woman. Yes, louis, what do you make of i of it is like thats i make of it is like thats an interesting mean, an interesting point. I mean, how woman how can a woman how can a woman how can a woman transition . Well its a its a failure transition. Failure transition. I mean, actually, the most convincing of dylan convincing part of Dylan Mulvaneys transition was the fact bud light. Fact that he drinks bud light. Yeah, its terrible beer. Its 3. 5. Well, most beer in america is bad, but i think i think the problem with this is, is that this is not going to go away because theres greater forces out there that that dont care whether Anheuser Busch makes money. They dont care. What money. They dont care. What they want to do is theyve got this agenda, whether its vanguard or blackrock or blackstone or whoever these companies are or berkshire hathaway, they dont care. And in fact, we can see with with companies that lose market share, they lose sales after doing something egregiously woke. We can see, you know, ben and jerrys and wix and every loads of companies seem to be doing it. They lose sales, but then their credit from vanguard or blackrock or one of these super woke Investment Companies becomes cheaper. So theyre actually saving money they actually saving money on they they pay a cheaper Interest Rate on their loans. So yeah, their Credit Facilities actually improve, right . I would say we need to so i would say we need to boycott costa and natwest in this country to teach them a lesson, but it may not work like that from what youre saying. It may not work. Yeah. Okay. Well, moving on. Weve got the eye next. And lizzo says accusations of lizzo says the accusations of Sexual Harassment against her are wrenching. I didnt know are gut wrenching. I didnt know they made wrenches enough to they made wrenches big enough to wrench loose. Wrench that gut loose. Yeah, well, i guess. Guess what goes around comes around. And in her case, it comes a long way around. Is that lizzo way around. Is that lizzo statements. The star calls Sexual Harassment allegations false and too outrageous to be addressed. And i guess i guess this is what happens. This is this is what happens. This is what this is what they do. What this is what they do. People when they want to get at you, they attack your stock and trade. Lizzo was supposed to. Wait, im not i havent wait, wait. Im not i havent said anything. I havent said anything. Lizzo cares. Shes supposed care for heavy supposed to care for heavy people , for fat people. And and people, for fat people. And and then she accused them. And then shes accused of this. Its like shes accused of this. Its like with me. Its like when they want to get at me, when people want to get at me, when people want to get at me, when people want to attack me, they dont. They. They attack me for eating, being weetabix being caught eating. Weetabix i saw you eating cheerios. Yeah, eating cheerios. Yeah, eating cheerios. Getting back to getting but getting back to getting back to lizzo, also might back to lizzo, who also might eat cheerios. I mean, certainly i mean, shes certainly eating something, but she she was of body shaming. Was accused of body shaming. To leave well, we need to leave lizzo alone. A on her alone. Shes got a lot on her plate. Okay on. Plate. Okay come on. Cant sugarcoat it. You you cant sugarcoat it. You cant this message. Cant sugarcoat this message. Jonathan because youll that jonathan because youll eat that as well. Em 5 these are but these are all these are all right . Theres all allegations, right . Theres you know, is shes let her be you know, is it shes let her be taken to court let a jury of taken to court and let a jury of her or not her peers decide whether or not this allegations. This is true. This allegations. But also then again, she is quite like quite a, you know, like a representative of like the girlboss, like im such a good person. And then its always its always the good people on tv end up being horrible people. But but but the big issue here, really the big issue is thatis here, really the big issue is that is that being overweight is really unhealthy. And my gut really unhealthy. And my gut feeling is , is they have to feeling is, is they have to promote lizzo because they need people. Shes lost all gut feeling. They need people to be to be fat because the pharmaceutical companies so they can still have i mean, and the thing is, people are getting fatter and they want they want to look , look, at tv and to look, look, look at tv and see people who represent them. I can understand why so i can understand why lizzos im im lizzos popular. But im im surprised. And some some the surprised. And some some of the stuff know a lot of the stuff i dont know a lot of the sort Sexual Harassment claims sort of Sexual Harassment claims and get these and things that you get these days. A dancer days. You know a dancer apparently felt pressured she apparently felt pressured so she felt pressured to eat a banana out of a prop suit in amsterdam. But you know, its 4 am. In the morning. Youre twisted on drugs with a celebrity. You know, youre going do something youre going to do Something Like then maybe like that. And then maybe the next youre going to wake up next day youre going to wake up and oh, i feel and be like, oh, i feel bad about that. You know, well, about that. But you know, well, i go night out. I mean, lets go on a night out. Im it. Thats lets im up for it. Thats lets go get some bananas. You bring the bananas. Okay. Moving got the moving on. Weve got the telegraph it looks like telegraph now and it looks like the radio the success of gb news on radio is hurting jonathan is hurting the bbc. Jonathan i actually found out were actually just found out we were on radio. Know. Right . Did not i didnt know. Right . Did not know. So wore shirt for know. So i wore a shirt for nothing. More than a million nothing. So more than a million tune out of radio two after ken bruces following bruces exit following mysterious circumstances, i added that bit. So bruce, bruce bruce left his radio two show in march for a new job on greatest hits radio, ending a 40 Year Association with the bbc. And when he left, his show had 8. 2 million listeners. And three million listeners. And three months april june , the months from april to june, the audience to 6. 9 million. So audience fell to 6. 9 million. So he was clearly a big draw, bringing a of people. He bringing in a lot of people. He left. People move on and then, yeah, fans move people all yeah, fans move with people all the time. Thats its only a million or so. I mean, they still have 6. 9 Million People watching it, so. I mean, they still have 6. 9 millio is eople watching it, so. I mean, they still have 6. 9 millio is unbelievable,|g it, so. I mean, they still have 6. 9 millio is unbelievable, listening which is unbelievable, listening to listening to it. To it, listening to it. At the end, watch the radio. Well, at the end of the day, at the end of the day, its the bbc. And people have no idea what is. Its state what the bbc is. Its state propaganda network. Its the government, its government government, its the government radio, course. Of course. Radio, of course. Of course. Their meat fingered. The their meat fingered. Its the government. When government. Back in the day when they when there was they had one, when there was just bbc one and bbc two people had to to it and had to listen to it and i remember those days. Yeah, do remember those days. Yeah, i do remember those days. Yeah, i do remember remember in remember it. I remember in america there like america when there were like three now there are three stations and now there are hundreds. Yeah. But also i mean, were but were also i mean, were sort past point you sort of past the point of, you know, the 80s, the know, in the, in the 80s, the 90s, there or 5 tv 90s, there were 4 or 5 tv channels. So, you know, shows would would get huge would get would get huge ratings. With ratings. Same same with radio. There that radio there werent that many radio stations. On a stations. You did twist it on a little instead of pressing little dial instead of pressing buttons. Now theres an insane shows have the shows everyone would have the same celebrities. Shows everyone would have the sanit celebrities. Shows everyone would have the san it was brities. Shows everyone would have the sanit was aities. Shows everyone would have the sanit was a ites. Shows everyone would have the sanit was a it was a real thing it was a it was a real thing to be on tv back then. Not like whatever this. Yeah youre still important to me. Both of you. Anyway, moving weve mail moving on. Weve got the mail now some for news other now with some bad for news other tv that have the tv stations that dont have the same presence as gb same huge digital presence as gb news louis. Yeah, well, this is first, we discussed radio and now this discussed the radio and now this is tv. Its is this the is the tv. Its is this the beginning of the end for traditional viewers . Switch traditional tv viewers . Switch off bbc and itv as they turn to snackable tiktok content and all you can eat broadcasting buffet , quote unquote on streaming rivals like netflix and disney. I mean , is this this is a non i mean, is this this is a non news story. We know that nobodys interested in tv. Nobodys interested in tv. Previously, its been younger people whove switching people whove been switching over to streaming services. Now its older people. Theyve worked out to how do it. Yeah, well, young people are the early adopters of technology and eventually that catches up through generations. Through the other generations. I mean, no wonder this is mean, its no wonder this is happening because so happening because its so compulsive, addicting, as we all know, youtube know, like tiktok and youtube and everything. Just and everything. Its just infinite content now, whereas tv, just got to tv, you know, youve just got to wait. Theres wait. Theres adverts, theres weather with adverts, and at the end of the day, people are beginning to realise that the bbc provide the bbc did not provide the information that was needed dunng information that was needed during the covid pandemic or whats with the climate whats going on with the climate scare climate scam , whatever scare and climate scam, whatever it was. Yeah. Yeah. Really believe that covid sort of broke Peoples Trust in, in in our institutions such in our, in our institutions such as the bbc. It broke people. And i think people i dont know i cant speak. Happen have an speak. I happen to have an oscar. Know basically , i oscar. I know basically, i wonder i won award and oscar. I know basically, i wondean i won award and oscar. I know basically, i wondean award won award and oscar. I know basically, i wondean award from award and oscar. I know basically, i wondean award from this1vard and i won an award from this station. Did you swim most of com complaints. Lewis schaffer yeah, thats the Lewis Schaffer we do not just like to see if any ofcom people are watching. We do not relish or glorify in number of complaints we in the number of complaints we get lewis does. Moving on, get just lewis does. Moving on, weve telegraph and get just lewis does. Moving on, webbc telegraph and get just lewis does. Moving on, webbc seem telegraph and get just lewis does. Moving on, webbc seem to. Egraph and get just lewis does. Moving on, webbc seem to thinkh and get just lewis does. Moving on, webbc seem to think that and get just lewis does. Moving on, webbc seem to think that the|d the bbc seem to think that the wrong world war ii. Wrong side won world war ii. Jonathan im not going to lie. Thats pretty bizarre for the bbc. Yeah, its a bit of a bit of bbc. Strange its a bit of a bit of bbc. Strange stance it of a bit of bbc. Strange stance to f a bit of bbc. Strange stance to take. It of bbc. Strange stance to take. Sof bbc. Strange stance to take. So the a strange stance to take. So the bbc apologises presenter bbc apologises after presenter calls raid infamous. Calls dambusters raid infamous. So bbc have apologised after so the bbc have apologised after a presenter called the Second World War dambusters, infamous on anniversary in may. On his 80th anniversary in may. So think the reason why they so i think the reason why they called it infamous and im not completely sure its completely sure why, its because civilians were because a lot of civilians were killed as well, or a lot of people theres lot of i people died. Theres a lot of i know own pilots were killed, know our own pilots were killed, as it. Not everyone as i understand it. Not everyone made back. And when they when made it back. And when they when they the dams, the and they blew up the dams, the and i think it killed a lot of prisoners of war. British prisoners of war as well. So theres a lot of casualty there. Okay. Mean, there. Okay. So i mean, i wouldnt necessarily call it infamous. Say was wouldnt necessarily call it in hadus. Say was wouldnt necessarily call it in had lots say was wouldnt necessarily call it in had lots of say was wouldnt necessarily call it in had lots of tragic say was wouldnt necessarily call it in had lots of tragic elementss it had lots of tragic elements to it. Yeah, strange, to it. Yeah, its a strange, strange choice of words. I mean, heroic would be a i mean heroic would be a better i mean and the sort of the and it summoned the sort of the essence ingenuity essence of british ingenuity thats the tide for the thats turning the tide for the war, thats turning the tide for the wari absolutely, you this i absolutely, you know, this way you we developed way of, you know, we developed the bomb then the special bomb and then the flight itself, the flight itself to actually deliver bomb was to actually deliver the bomb was incredible. Be incredible. It had to be done incredibly carefully. And it turned the tide, as you say, turned the tide, as you say, turned tide of war. Turned the tide of the war. And whats absolutely. And whats interesting is its prompted two viewers complain to ofcom. So viewers to complain to ofcom. So two viewers, weve got that today. Two viewers, weve got that today. Yeah. Today. Yeah. Yeah. But but you know what . I they made a great i story and they made a great movie of it. But at the end movie out of it. But at the end of the day and this is the end of the day and this is the end of is that the is that of the day is that the is that she the word infamous she used the word infamous wrong. Dont think she meant it. She didnt mean shes a journalist. Should surely journalist. She should surely know what mean. Know what words mean. She is not a journalist. She works for the state propaganda network. You cannot be you cant call yourself a journalist when you work for the state. Youre youre you can be well, you cant in russia, in russia, you cant. Anyway, were moving on. Thats for three. And thats all for part three. And the section, weve got the final section, weve got aliens, the destruction of the uk heaviest beast that uk and the heaviest beast that ever walked the earth or swam and swam in the earths seas. See of minutes. Welcome back to headliners, the metro. Now and the government has been up all night making a list of things that will destroy us. Do you think the government is feeling okay . Louis, this is Nuclear Explosion and runaway viruses among uks greatest threats to life. Theres no mention about not being able to find a dentist or the fact that, you know , people the fact that, you know, people are swallowing corn and its not being digested. It basically says it basically, its the you its the British Government collecting a list and they only came up with 89 problems in the world. And the fact is they should maybe hire a jew or two like myself to come up with maybe we could just, you think a jewish mother would be able to find more, more existential threats to life . I mean, this is this is things that could wipe out humanity. There talking about another pandemic, obviously, that easy to the no that was an easy one to the no imagination. Theyre planning volcanic ash, asteroid, nuclear war asteroids. Thats what im worried about because as all know, an because as we all know, an ancient civilisation was wiped out ago the out 12,000 years ago in the youngen out 12,000 years ago in the younger, driest impact. Look it up. Yeah. Velikovsky basically , yeah. Velikovsky basically, thats true. And you know what i find . And this is the thing i carry around a list. I actually have a list. I didnt bring it in with me of like 7 million things that im worried about, including being hit a truck including being hit by a truck and hit ice ice and being hit by ice and ice using your list, maybe an air conditioning coming down conditioning unit coming down and on the and and hitting me on the head and the more worry about, the the more you worry about, the less happen. Less those things happen. Worry. Fends them its a worry. Fends them off. Anyway, times now anyway, weve got the times now and has a dope and every office has a dope whose only because hes whose only there because hes the bosss son. Its great to see again, jonathan. But see you again, jonathan. But nepotism more obvious nepotism is a bit more obvious in international athletics. Is wild jonathan yeah, this is a wild story. So in the times, somalia suspends athletic boss over slowest 100 metre runner. Slowest ever 100 metre runner. So somalia has suspended a senior athletics official after one of his runners clocked a new 100 metre sprint record, the slowest ever. Weve got the video. All right, lets play. Lets. Not lets. Not so you already. Lets. Not so you already. Had the high your your the girabola. Your. Your your the girabola. Your. High. High. All xiangshui turopolje show buju three skip at the end. That was a somalian runner at the end coming in late. That was a somalian runner at the end coming in late. Yeah. It the end coming in late. Yeah. It was after the other runners was 10s after the other runners which a lot in 100m because which is a lot in 100m because last ten i can beat that. I reckon i could possibly squeeze across line. Believe squeeze across a line. I believe you. And she got the job. I mean and she got the job. She got the place in the athletics 100m Athletics Team running 100m because or uncle because her dad or her uncle or someone somalian athletic boss. Yeah. I mean you cant really cheat your way in athletics. No you cant. It becomes quite apparent that, you know, 20s after you started running 100m, but god bless her for the audacity, the absolute audacity. Yeah. I mean, she got a free trip to wherever that was. Think it was a promotion of i think it was a promotion of the Somali People because they were once heavy , starving, were once heavy, starving, hungry people. And shes hungry people. And shes obviously not suffering, not suffering from that. Weve got the medal. No and it looks like the government might release evidence of aliens. I guess it depends if they cover up the they need to cover up the epstein client list. Well, this from louis well, this is from harvard university, which means i it. I will not read it. Well, got to read it. Well, youve got to read it. Do i have to it . You have do i have to read it . You have to just i just. To read it just because i just. Slave. Were fired from slave. You were fired from harvard claim will slave. You were fired from harva if claim will slave. You were fired from harva if alien claim will slave. You were fired from harva if alien exists. 3im will slave. You were fired from harva if alien exists. Aliens will know if alien exists. Aliens exist in days and its this game. Dr. Avi loeb. Hes an astrophysicist , which means he astrophysicist, which means he knows nothing. Those people are knows nothing. Those people are the. The. Of all the scientists in the world, the astrophysicists know the least when were talking about aliens. So theyre probably the ones who know the most about aliens. And what does he say about aliens . Oh, im getting there. Im getting there. Weve got were but weve only got were getting end of the getting near the end of the show, skip a story. Show, so we so we skip a story. The big deal . I want whats the big deal . I want an award. Oh, theres a story i really want to do. Just tell us this story. Story. The story story. The story is. The story. The story is. I got tell you what the story got to tell you what the story is. The story is that they found that was asteroid that that there was an asteroid that landed went and picked that there was an asteroid that lanthe went and picked that there was an asteroid that lanthe pieces went and picked that there was an asteroid that lanthe pieces at went and picked that there was an asteroid that lanthe pieces at the it and picked that there was an asteroid that lanthe pieces at the bottom icked that there was an asteroid that lanthe pieces at the bottom ofed up the pieces at the bottom of the they were a the ocean. And they were a mixture titanium and mixture of titanium and something was something else. And it was an off world material. It off world material. It was it was theyd never seen any of this material ever. Was this material ever. It was moving known moving faster than any known asteroid so the thing its right. So the thing its plausible. Its flight to the navigator style alloy. It came from else it came from someplace else because is, is that the because the fact is, is that the is our solar is that the planets in our solar system are all kind of related to each other. So when something gets knocked off of saturn, its on the earth because. So the asteroid had a cup holder, is quite suspicious. Just think this Technology Just think of this technology. We could we could use it anyway. Finally, weve got the anyway. Finally, weve got the daily with heaviest daily star with the heaviest animal ever exist. Louis not animal to ever exist. Louis not louis, but louis talking heaviest animal, average existence. So this is the daily star, and it is not boris johnson. And and it is not boris johnson. And it is not. Weve got a picture of say, weve got a picture of it is oh, thats horrible. Can i just say terrible . Can i just Say Something . Im going to say what i mean. Ill tell you why. This show was horrible for me because i havent defended against that. For me because i havent defehorrible. Against that. For me because i havent defehorrible. Everybody ;t that. Its horrible. Everybody is fat in country, just women in this country, not just women and not just lizzo. Everybody is no, everybody is. Want us no, everybody is. They want us to made easy to be fat. Theyve made it easy to be fat. Theyve made it easy to so theres no shame to be fat. So theres no shame in being fat. I was fat. Im like, you look at pictures on my twitter being thin because we shouldnt you. You know what . Thats absolutely not true. No one shames men. They i was not shamed. I didnt even know that i was fat until i laura beddow if we could go back to the actual. Its a fossilised whale thats been found. A thats been found. Theres a picture the whale. Picture of the whale. Im shaming another picture of the whale. Imleo. Ming another picture of the whale. Imleo. Im; another picture of the whale. Imleo. Im; anyour picture of the whale. Imleo. Im; anyou for paleo, leo. Im shaming you for shaming lizzo. Look at his funny little noise. Its cute. Reason things were the reason why things were bigger back in the day. Because the and he knows this. The earth was and he knows this. My the earth was and he knows this. My that the my son knows this is that the earth smaller back then. And earth was smaller back then. And because nonsense, the blue because this nonsense, the blue whale. Blue whale is actually the blue whale is actually longer than this. This is longer than this. This is heavier, the blue whale heavier, but the blue whale is longer than this. And thats heavier, although we dont know. Show nearly anyway, the show is nearly oven anyway, the show is nearly over. Another over. So lets take another quick at fridays quick look at fridays front pages. Daily mail leads with pages. The daily mail leads with how earth could this be how on earth could this be allowed to happen . The telegraph has goes private to end has nhs goes private to end record backlog. The guardian leads with latest rise sparks tory calls for tax cuts. The mirror has hard up on your bike. The times has economy is caughtin. The times has economy is caught in a trap, says chancellor , and trump pleads not chancellor, and trump pleads not guilty to conspiracy. And finally, the daily star has wish you were here. And those were you were here. And those were your front pages. And thats all we have time for. Thank you to my guest, Lewis Schaffer and jonathan colgan. And back jonathan colgan. And were back tomorrow with lewis tomorrow at 11 pm. With Lewis Schaffer paul cox and schaffer and paul cox and myself. Watching myself. And if youre watching at stay for at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. See you tomorrow night. We have to stop fat shaming. We have to stop fat shaming. We have to stop fat shaming. Looks like things are heating up. Boxed boilers , proud up. Boxed boilers, proud sponsors of weather on gb news. Sponsors of weather on gb news. Im alex deakin and this is your latest weather update from the met office for gb news. Some wet and windy weather heading for friday and heading in for friday night and saturday, many , friday saturday, but for many, friday will and bright day will be a dry and a bright day with bit more sunshine with perhaps a bit more sunshine than weve had of late. The wet and weather for saturday and windy weather for saturday coming from this of low coming from this area of low pressure. Ahead it, though, pressure. Ahead of it, though, a ridge High Pressure is trying ridge of High Pressure is trying to not completely to move in. Its not completely across the uk though, so still some showers around this some heavy showers around this evening overnight. Evening and indeed overnight. Well keep some going over eastern and eastern eastern scotland and eastern england, the odd one further west, but many places will become overnight with some become dry overnight with some clearer and temperatures clearer spells and temperatures dipping down to about 11 to 14 in most towns and cities. So onto friday and as i said, many places will be dry and bright, certainly in the west across these eastern counties of england. And indeed across much of probably to of the midlands, probably to be quite. And there quite a cloudy start. And there will be further outbreaks of rain northeast england. And rain over northeast england. And then the afternoon showers then the afternoon heavy showers could because could break out because lincolnshire, east anglia and the south east, many western the far south east, many Western Areas though, looking dry and bright, more sunshine than bright, a bit more sunshine than weve seen late. Light winds weve seen of late. Light winds as so pleasant if as well. So feeling pleasant if we do get some sunshine. But temperatures still only high, teens, low 20s. And at this teens, low 20s. And look at this deep low pressure deep area of low pressure bringing wet and windy weather swinging the country on swinging across the country on friday night spreading more friday night and spreading more widely during saturday. Northern scotland will generally stay dry and bright and it may brighten up but here up in the south west, but here well strongest winds. Well have the strongest winds. We Office Warning we do have a met Office Warning in place for those winds here and heavy rain across and for the heavy rain across northern details and for the heavy rain across no those details and for the heavy rain across no those weather details and for the heavy rain across no those weather warningsails and for the heavy rain across no those weather warnings ails the on those weather warnings on the met. Met Office Website. Looks like things are heating up. Boxed boilers , proud up. Boxed boilers, proud sponsors of weather on. Gb news. Hello. Good evening. Its me, Jacob Rees Mogg on state of the nafion Jacob Rees Mogg on state of the nation tonight. As the bank of england compounded its folly with an overly compensatory move as it increased Interest Rates by another 25 basis points. Today, the ostriches of the Monetary Policy committee kept their heads in the sand for too long, and now they are flapping their wings in a panic with the rest of us reaping the consequences. 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